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  1. Outrage! on Windows Vista still Rife with Insecure Code · · Score: 5, Funny
    'Microsoft has removed a large body of tried and tested code and replaced it with freshly written code.'

    How dare they! Just when I know all the exploits in the old code, they make me go and have to discover all new bugs in their new code. Being a hacker is hard some days...
  2. Re:Paranormal research also at respected instituti on Virtual Reality Gaming System Tests for Telepathy · · Score: 2, Funny

    By your definition, the difference between kook and scientist is the amount of funding they get.

  3. Re:Randi is viewed as a fraud by 'people who can'. on Virtual Reality Gaming System Tests for Telepathy · · Score: 1

    I still would keep those crystals away from cats in boxes.

  4. Re:Virtual Testing on Virtual Reality Gaming System Tests for Telepathy · · Score: 1
    Of course, I think it's more likely to disprove the existence of telepathy than to reveal evidence of psychic phenomena


    Is that a prediction I spy? If they disprove telepathy, then it was forseen by you which in turn proves clarivoyance!
  5. Re:I know what you're thinking on Virtual Reality Gaming System Tests for Telepathy · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think I might be on to something...


    I sense that you were thinking that you were onto something around the time of Monday July 17, @05:24PM.

    Not only am I psychic, I can read thoughts from other points of time!
  6. You don't say! on LugRadio Live 2006 This Weekend · · Score: -1, Troll
    this year's event is twice as long and twice as big


    See! I didn't spam the newsgroups and mailing lists qith v14gra and c1alis adds just cause I'm an ass.
  7. Re:Bonus advantage on Data Sharing, Government Style · · Score: 5, Funny

    They need more terrorist references. I also see a distinct lack of Thinking of the Children(TM). Also, the namepsace count just isn't bloated enough. I don't believe this spec is up to government work yet.

  8. So... on Cook Your Breakfast With MacBook · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will we start seeing iOmlettes?

  9. Re:Just because you can... on Welcome to The Age of the Web Hermit · · Score: 4, Funny

    /hug

  10. Re:What's a tit-bit? on Beginning GIMP · · Score: 1

    It's like a tid-bit, except it's for more mature audiences.

  11. Re:Gimpshop! on Beginning GIMP · · Score: 1

    You are my new favorite friend. I will have to check this out.
    I like the GIMP since it's free(aka an arm and a leg cheaper than PS) and there's the karma boost from using OSS. I can also get it to do pretty much whatever I want it to do. However, using the interface is like pulling teeth compared to using Photoshop.

  12. Re:Does it have a "healing brush"? on Beginning GIMP · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, I never liked the healing brush in Photoshop, half the time it wouldn't do a great replacement job. I prefer to use clone stamp and sample the replacement area myself which still only takes 5 seconds.

  13. Re:Load of BS on McAfee Blames Open Source for Botnets · · Score: 4, Funny

    ScriptK1dd13 has joined irc channel #botnet
    M$BlowsMyBalls: ...and then I totally DDoSed the mofo!
    CS_Ownerrer: LOL!
    ScriptK1dd13: There's a bug in the bots. Some of them are spelling Vi4gra and C14lis correctly.
    CS_Ownerrer: Fixed in CVS
    M$BlowsMyBalls: RTFM, noob!
    ScriptK1dd13: There is no manual...
    M$BlowsMyBalls: ...
    ScriptK1dd13 has been kicked.
    M$BlowsMyBalls: Damn noobs.

  14. Re:No! Don't tell anyone!!! on Daily Exploit Releases Irk Both Vendors and Crooks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here are the responses from the different browsers after recieving vulnerability reports:

    Firefox: Fixed!
    Opera: Fixed in 9.0
    IE: ...(4 months later) DUDE!? Why you have to go tattle on us!?

  15. Yoda says... on Why The U.S. PC Market is On The Decline · · Score: 1

    Begun, this price war has.

    (I'm all for a little price war since I likes me cheap computers.)

  16. Re:Wake up rich? on Suspended Animation Tests Successful · · Score: 4, Funny
    oh wait, my friends will all be dead, right?


    Fry: My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
  17. Re:I Disagree. on Whatever Happened to the Gaming Mascot? · · Score: 1
    <sarcasm>But let's go even further back, if we want to 'measure in bits' we should start with pong. Sure was a great mascot in that game, eh?</sarcasm>
    Some of us have pong paddle swimsuit calendars, you insensitive clod!
  18. Rhetorical? on An AI Coach for Bad Gamers? · · Score: 1

    And would your average gamers even admit they need help?

    Of course not.

    my l33t skillz pwn u any d4y biatch ch3ck teh mad aimb0t i got w/ my 133t skilz f4gs u wish u had m4d h4xx0rz lik3 me

  19. Re:regurgitation? on MySpace's Trip to The Top · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick, I need 6 coordinated mods to give this man a +5, Offtopic.

  20. Re:Reason Why on MySpace's Trip to The Top · · Score: 3, Funny

    You like dating 40-yr old FBI agents too!?

    I thought I was the only one.

  21. Cover-up on MS Research Automates Search Engine Spam Hunt · · Score: 1

    "Strider Search Defender" is just a cover name. It's really the "Aragorn Search Defender" it just likes to remain incognito so that spam-zombies don't think to hunt it down.

  22. Little rhyme to keep them straight on MS Portable Not A Game Player? · · Score: 4, Funny

    30 days hath September, Argo, Zune, and November.

    All the rest might be released sometime in the next century.

    (Except for DNForever, which will never make it).

  23. How nice iz zat? on MS Portable Not A Game Player? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can zee zat Microsoft iz actually tryink to push zis player out ze door. Just look at ze new name.

    Coming zune iz ze new Zune!

  24. Re:I wrote a little poem... on Short Film About CERN's Large Hadron Collider · · Score: 2, Informative

    Switzerland... Sweden... Same diff.

    (I actually did look it up while composing, I just wasn't thinking.)

  25. I wrote a little poem... on Short Film About CERN's Large Hadron Collider · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three particles of neutrons uncharged in our eye,
    Seven of electrons with no atoms to call home,
    Nine of protons from which Hydrogen we did pry,
    One ring for the Physicists on their dark thrones
    In the Land of Sweden where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to collide them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Sweden where the Shadows lie.