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Suspended Animation Tests Successful

chrisb33 writes "Wired News reports that suspended animation tests have been successfully carried out with pigs. From the article: 'Long the domain of transhumanist nut-jobs, cryogenic suspension may be just two years away from clinical trials on humans (presuming someone can solve the sticky ethical problems).'" The pig that was the subject of the article was kept in suspended animation for two hours, and Duggan and his team have successfully suspended hundreds of pigs for an hour at a time. It's still a far cry from a spaceship filled with sleep pods, but would be just the ticket for doctors who need to buy extra time to save lives.

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  1. Welcome by gregbains · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome.... To the wold of 2 hours later

    1. Re:Welcome by iconeternal · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's like a tivo for the future. wanna know who wins the golf tournament, but don't want to sit around and wait for it? go into a state of suspended animation!

    2. Re:Welcome by gregbains · · Score: 1

      Or do a Rimmer on Red Dwarf and instead of sitting around bored for a few hours bank them in stasis, then you'll have more hours to spend doing what you enjoy. Just don't get hit with a large explosion before you get to use them

    3. Re:Welcome by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Suspending someone in animation has at least one application: the military. I don't know how complicated the process is, but if you can suspend a wounded soldier in a forward area and ship him back to a proper hospital for treatment, then two hours would be an eternity. Of course, suspended animation won't keep a guy alive if he were blown in half, but the forward MASH could do some quick stabilization, freeze him, and send him back for delicate neurosurgery to remove shrapnel from his brain, for example, to minimize damage.

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    4. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fry: Hey, I was frozen. I think I know what people wanna hear when they first wake up.

      % Tube beeps. A man comes out of it, disoriented.

      Fry: Bathroom's that way. [The man runs that way]

    5. Re:Welcome by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or do a Rimmer on Red Dwarf

      Hey man, whatever you want to do with a communist midget is none of my business, but the only fetish we allow on Slashdot involves grits.

    6. Re:Welcome by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      it's like a tivo for the future. wanna know who wins the golf tournament, but don't want to sit around and wait for it? go into a state of suspended animation!

            Want to know what nerds of the future will find interesting? Go into a state of suspended animation, and then on Slashdot, you can read the latest... er... nevermind.

    7. Re:Welcome by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You can bet your almost-frozen ass the neither the military NOR the government (of the USA) want to see Iraq-bound-and-wounded soldiers being preserved after being rended into pieces because they were building city-sized oil-draining fortresses in the middle of Iraq.

      It won't be like UniSols (from Universal Soldier), but it could be worse. Such soldiers might not be on the recipient list to replace their missing organs or limbs. Even if suspended and reanimated/revived, they still might suffer tissue rejection unless the donate their own stems and other cells PRIOR to shipping out and IF science and government have the skill and the will to store their donor's own spares back home for reattachment/reintegration.

      Another moral/ethical/morale issue is this: if soldiers fighthing for CORRUPT (death-deserving) officials can be put into suspended animation for repair and return home, what's to stop the return leg from becoming a return-to-the-front route. After all, not ALL soldiers wounded or maimed will survive or be repairable, so replacements might, as usual, come from the walking-wounded pool until they, too, are too shattered and too over-re-built to fight anymore. Then, they won't be allowed to RETURN home because they'll be a political and security nightmare for such governments to deal with.

      Maybe the years-ago Jet Li movie and those two Trek episodes in which drugged purpose-built soldiers topple their uncouth governments are not so far ahead in the future afterall....

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    8. Re:Welcome by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I think you watch too many movies and don't get out enough.

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    9. Re:Welcome by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Want to know what nerds of the future will find interesting? Go into a state of suspended animation, and then on Slashdot, you can read the latest... ... dupes of the stories you read before you were frozen!

    10. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You sir have issues

      *gives secret handshake* Don't be giving them any ideas, brother.

    11. Re:Welcome by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Suspending someone in animation has at least one application: the military. I don't know how complicated the process is , but if you can suspend a wounded soldier in a forward area

      Maybe you could RTFA? The process involves replacing the entire blood supply with a chilled fluid. I don't think you could do that in the field. Once they get him to the OR it would help.

    12. Re:Welcome by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      I can think of one excellent application right now. Fresh meat. No longer do they have to process the meat in some plant then ship it off. Now they ship the frozen pig/chicken/fish right to the grocery store.

    13. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that soldiers are the most hard to get resource of military.

    14. Re:Welcome by strider2k · · Score: 1

      In a Dilbert comic I read, Dogbert invented a time machine that can take you 1 hour into the future. But, this time machine takes an hour to operate...

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    15. Re:Welcome by A+Brand+of+Fire · · Score: 1

      "Moon Pie... What a time to be alive."

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    16. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's still a far cry from a spaceship filled with sleep pods, but would be just the ticket for doctors who need to buy extra time to save lives.


      Unfortunately, its the former we need, the latter is the last thing an overpopulated and energy limited civilisation needs.
    17. Re:Welcome by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Pizza delivery for *looks at receipt* I.C. Wiener?

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    18. Re:Welcome by Gnarles · · Score: 1

      So I can use cryo instead of sleep and live to be 150? ;)

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  2. old news by iconeternal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got four pounds of bacon in my fridge right now.

    1. Re:old news by SpleenVenter · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and it revives right up over a hot griddle!

    2. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got four pounds of bacon in my fridge right now.

      "Oink oink" indeed...

  3. Suspension not the problem... by boobox · · Score: 4, Funny

    When we get to the point of cryogenic suspension being used in space travel, it's not the process I would be worried about. *cough*HAL*cough*

    1. Re:Suspension not the problem... by Belgarion89 · · Score: 1

      Wow, is it bad I thought of the Star Trek TNG episode first? Besides, HAL was so 5 years ago.

  4. I, for one... by Hemogoblin · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new frozen sus scrofa domesticus overlords.

    1. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up.

  5. Similar Story by scrow · · Score: 5, Informative

    A similar story was posted a while back about U.S. Scientists doing this to dogs.

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    1. Re:Similar Story by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Clearly we need some type of action film made about zombie dogs vs. zombie pigs with hapless humans caught in the crossfire. On a plane.

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  6. How? by mnmn · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can you freeze hundereds of pigs for an hour? (And thaw them at the same time?).

    It will make a good business, freezing people so their savings would grow and they could see the future.

    But it also means the meat in your freezer might be technically alive.

    alive!

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    1. Re:How? by gregbains · · Score: 1

      IF this ever becomes reality then I see some very rich people or interest rates going very low in accounts. Would be nice to see the future though

    2. Re:How? by bunions · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I imagine keeping yourself in suspended animation would be neither cheap nor entirely risk-free.

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    3. Re:How? by wjsroot · · Score: 3, Funny

      (And thaw them at the same time?) Easy. Microwave!

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    4. Re:How? by davidsyes · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, the meat still cannot locomote. It's worse off than plants still rooted to the ground.

      But, imagine giving criminals (and wrongfully accused/evidence-stacked-against-them) "suspended sentences". You can "suspend them in animation" as well as suspend the verdicts leading to their sentences. Their sentence (punishment rightly or wrongly) AND the sentences (words) could be suspended from a string, or placed on a cryo-ice shelf in their flask.

      Probably the GOOD thing is that the belatedly wrongfully-sentenced could be exonerated with maybe a little frostbite and some time lost.

      But, would such a sentence count for "time served with good behavior"? I suspect that those in suspended in animation or those in suspended animation cannot "exhibit good behavior" while in a frozen state. They cannot "behave" in any manner when they are immobilized in a flask.

      Imagine, tho, no conjugal visits, not even for a "quick-pick-me-up" or a "quick-warm-me-up". Sex after a 150-year hiatus might be a heart-stopper, or even a heart-breaker.

      And, imagine if the suspended are placed in chambers in which loudspeakers proclaim, in reeducation manner, "you will be good, you will be good, you will be good..." I guess the only way to find out is to freeze some objective scientists for about 2 years and wake them up and debrief them. Ask them if they remember hearing anything, feeling their toes or ass tickled, their skin pinched, their being put in a multi-axial spin/gymball for 2 weeks, being subjected to swift temperature changes/gradients... and if the flask is in a giant rubber ball with self-sustaining apparati, whether or not they remember being used as pool balls on a huge parking lot...

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    5. Re:How? by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw Demolition Man too.

    6. Re:How? by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      It will make a good business, freezing people so their savings would grow and they could see the future.

      Larry Niven, in his Gil Hamilton stories (collected in Flatlander ) figures that no future society would stand to let people remain in suspended animation and grow rich, but would most likely confiscate their investments and process them for organs.

      Granted, recent improvements in alloplasty ("gadgets instead of organs") and the possibility of growing new organs from stem cells may result in a different future than Niven envisioned, but his points are worth examining.

    7. Re:How? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      ... no future society would stand to let people remain in suspended animation and grow rich

      Why not? Isn't the bank (or whoever) using the funds themselves, and paying you interest for the privilege? It could be the new model for Social Security!

      Just wake me up when I can afford breakfast!

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  7. WTF (ethical problems) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    "presuming someone can solve the sticky ethical problems"
    Sticky ethical problems exist only in the minds and eyes of retarded people. Its science, it can save lives, it can bring us to the stars, ethical what?????
    As long as the subjects are volunteers, they know and accept the risks involved ... there is no problem.

    People are stupid, i know, but why, oh why, cant we look at the benefits for once?

    1. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, from a philisophical perspective, there are some ethical problems. Mostly these would have to do with the possibility of horrible pain that we can't be sure of, and sometimes problems of the soul/individual (if you feel adamant about such things.)
      It would also have an interesting effect on the legal status of death. Is a frozen person alive? If not, what can people do while they are dead? If so, how long can you claim someone is alive before you have to just thaw a corpse and let life move on? Seems to me if they are considered dead, bad things can happen to their rights since they aren't alive to be mistreated... But if they are considered alive, I can only imagine what kind of twisted tax evasion or money laundering will occurs...

    2. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The "things happening to their rights" is why cryogenics is currently only allowed after you're declared legally dead.

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    3. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by Serveert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But if they are considered alive, I can only imagine what kind of twisted tax evasion or money laundering will occurs

      True.. Let's say you freeze yourself to collect interest while you're frozen, becoming rich after 100 yeras. What if that interest is taxed every year and the person you asked to pay your taxes dies during that 100 years? Then the IRS gets upset at these unpaid taxes, how will they handle that? I imagine a company can be established to take care of your estate, but what if that company fails. Can the IRS unfreeze you to demand payment, garnish your earnings?

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    4. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Worked for Hotblack

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    5. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by samurphy21 · · Score: 1

      Well, the simple solution would be to set up such financial concerns among one of the several 'immortal' companies who will no doubt jump on the bandwagon for such services. Western Union springs to mind as a company that might get in on that. (Send a letter from 1885). Maybe some astoundingly long-lived banks, too. Bank of London, perhaps. (Worked to hold Lestat's estate while he slept).

      Chances are, if these companies go under (its possible) then there's a major shift in the economics of the world, or at least your country, and you've got larger issues than someone handling your taxes.

    6. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he got his car stolen, so it wasn't like he got off scott-free.

    7. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Worked for Hotblack/I>
      I've seen his estate agent in London! (Hotblack Desiato).

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    8. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Western Union springs to mind as a company that might get in on that. (Send a letter from 1885).

      Dr. Brown could do that because, as a time traveler, he already knew that Western Union still existed. How could a native of 1885 possibly have assumed that?

      Chances are, if these companies go under (its possible) then there's a major shift in the economics of the world, or at least your country, and you've got larger issues than someone handling your taxes.

      Yes, larger issues such as the fate of the cryogenics company maintaining your body. Aside from the conflict of interest, it seems to me you might as well leave your money in the care of them too -- at least that way it would probably be an all-or-nothing thing: either you come back with your money, or not at all.

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    9. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Sticky ethical problems exist only in the minds and eyes of retarded people
      Then I, for one, am happy to call myself retarded.
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    10. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by samurphy21 · · Score: 1
      Dr. Brown could do that because, as a time traveler, he already knew that Western Union still existed. How could a native of 1885 possibly have assumed that?


      True, a native of 1885 mightn't have assumed that. But knowing how long the company has been around now, by 2006, I think it's a fair assumption that the company isn't going to be going under any time soon. And if they ever did start performing such services as this, en masse, they'd most likely undertake steps to ensure that, if the company does fold, all these records would be passed on. This would be costly, but if you're sleeping for a few hundred years, a small slice of your interest would more than pay for it.

      Short of a drastic restructuring of human economical structure, I can't see companies such as WU ever vanishing, just evolving.
    11. Re:WTF (ethical problems) by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Yeah but he was going to wreck that car anyway

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  8. If you want ethical problems... by RsG · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...I seem to recall Larry Niven wrote about the possible (mis)uses of suspended animation in his Known Space series of books.

    One of Niven's ideas was of using executed criminals as a source for organ replacement; this led to the eventual application of the death penalty for most crimes. The general idea was that this would be made possible by using suspended animation to keep the organs alive and healthy for long periods after the "donor" had been killed, so that a suitable match might be found. Your new liver might come from someone who died years ago, and whose parts were kept in storage until a matching donor like yourself had need of them.

    Niven also introduced the idea that illegal organ harvesting could also happen; "organleggers" kidnap and disassemble people to provide a black market service. He was writing this in the 60's, and since then there have been signs of both situations (legal and illegal execution as a source of organs) happening in thw world.

    Assuming we could keep body parts alive in suspended animation after the host is dead, we could do exactly what Niven described. The question is, will we?

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    1. Re:If you want ethical problems... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      It would be easier to keep the criminals alive and "harvest" them when somebody needs their parts.

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    2. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Illegal organ harvesting from executed criminals is quite common in China. Some speculate that this is the reason China has been so insistant on keeping thee death penalty for many non-violent offenses.

    3. Re:If you want ethical problems... by RsG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Living people age. Stored organs don't.

      Also, you can never rule out the possibility that under those conditions a prisoner might kill himself. The solution used in the known space books is actually pretty ingenious, and an ethical nightmare.

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    4. Re:If you want ethical problems... by es330td · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is the very reason that organ donation by death row inmates is not allowed in the US. If a person is going to be put to death there can be no possibility that it is being done to benefit another person through organ harvesting. As wasteful as it is, it is much better that the person is executed as punishment for their crime and no other reason.

    5. Re:If you want ethical problems... by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Not only are ehtical issues having to be addressed, but legal ones as well.

      IANAL, but from the article, "brain activity has ceased", which as I understand it is the legal and medical definition of human death.

      With the recent news like the Kevorkian issue, what is being alive or dead legally or ethically today?

    6. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is, will we?

      Of course we will. Well, maybe YOU won't, and maybe I won't, but the world is a big place. Statistically speaking, there must be many, many people who are evil enough to do this.

      As history has taught us again and again, there will always be humans around who will attempt every possible abuse of power (be it political, technological, psychological, or what have you).

      Not all humans are evil. But those that are really make things suck for the rest of us.

    7. Re:If you want ethical problems... by dustman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Assuming we could keep body parts alive in suspended animation after the host is dead, we could do exactly what Niven described. The question is, will we?

      Niven explores the ramifications even more: In "A Gift From Earth", a small human colony is ruled by a relatively fascist government, with dissidents ending up in the organ banks. The government's control is threatened when a "care package" from Earth arrives, with the technology for growing organs directly from scratch, which makes the organ banks obsolete.

      In Niven's timeline, this technology came a long time (a few centuries?) after the organ bank concept was perfected. In reality, we will have this technology much more quickly.

    8. Re:If you want ethical problems... by iocat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just change the definition of death by adding the word "irreversably" before ceased, and you'll be fine.

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    9. Re:If you want ethical problems... by zorbid · · Score: 1

      IANAL either, but I got my MD a few weeks ago :-)

      There are at least two medical definitions of death:

      • clinical death, when the heart doesn't beat anymore whatever the cause. People in a clinical death state can sometimes be rescucitated.
      • brain death, when the EEG is flat, as is the carotid blood flow. This happens when the brain has suffered so much ischemic or physical damage that the osmotic pressure rises too high, due to tissue swelling in the closed sapce that is the skull. If the osmotic pressure is higher than the blood pressure, the bood flow is interrupted, and the whole brain tissue dies quickly.

      So, yes, suspended animation would formally satisfy the current definition of clinical and brain death, but, since it sounds reversible, it should be a no brainer to change the law to better suit the technology... Either that or consider frozen poeple as technically dead but rescucitable, and protect them with some special laws.

    10. Re:If you want ethical problems... by nyri · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but from the article, "brain activity has ceased", which as I understand it is the legal and medical definition of human death.

      IANAL and IANAA (I am not an American).

      I think that the brain activity defines personhood in US. From wikipedia: Among human beings, brain activity is a necessary condition to legal personhood in the United States. "It appears that once brain death has been determined ... no criminal or civil liability will result from disconnecting the life-support devices." (Dority v. Superior Court of San Bernardino County, 193 Cal.Rptr. 288, 291 (1983))

      Usually whether a person has died is determined by a medical doctor. That is, a determination of a living person is an expert decision which is rubber stamped by a court of law. In some cases (like a missing person) this decision is done by court with different arguments. What I want to say is, a law doesn't have a clear cut definition of a death. It do have predecences for some cases (death by trauma, death by being missing too long, etc.) but they can't be extrapolated to completly new kind of sitsuations. Like suspended animation.

      Anyway, I'm from Finland so don't take my words for your country. To my arguments defence, I think the defining a person dead is pretty similar in all western world.

      As a intresting side note, the real trouble might come from the definition of a personhood. Can you kill a person that has been put in SA? Does it require some special conditions like a long time (20 years for example) spent in SA? What these conditions will be? I don't have a clue but I know that in the process of determining these things a huge bunch of lawers will get rich.

    11. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      It's quite likelly that stem cell research will help discover a way to regenerate organs.

      In a scenario where one's organs can be regenerated, suspended animation could be used, if needed, to maintain the sick person alive until the process of generating the organ(s) - quite likelly outside the body - was completed.

      Still, if a certain moralistic government of a certain big country gets their way the world described by Larry Niven is more likelly to be what we get.

    12. Re:If you want ethical problems... by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard (an article in the Ecologist), this organ harvisting and increase in death penalties is happening in China, mostly for organ-exports / medical-tourists from the west (in the range of £10,000 to £100,000 per organ).

      One of the reasons the price is so high, is that especially for organs like a heart, there is a very limited window between death/removal and the new implant. In practice this means only doners are victims who have suffered brain death but still have a beating heart - there is a chronic shortage of certian organs (and its illegal to sell organs for money in most countries).

      If we could keep all organs in suspended animation, the supply problem would be solved. The big problems come when there is short (legal) supply and the question becomes (quite literally), what is the price of a human life compared to stripping the body down for spares.

    13. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Just change the definition of death by adding the word "irreversably" before ceased, and you'll be fine.

      Except that you can actually measure in an objective way that there is brain activity or not. I have no idea of a way of measuring its reversability.

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    14. Re:If you want ethical problems... by TerminalWriter · · Score: 1

      Erotic is when you use a feather. Exotic is when you use the whole chicken. I always saw heard this as "Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

    15. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Get a shitload of debt
      2. Stash away the money somewhere safe
      3. Go into cryogenic stasis
      4. Wake up later, legally dead, without debt and pick up cash

    16. Re:If you want ethical problems... by RsG · · Score: 1

      I've heard about a half dozen varients, including the "kinky" one. I've been told the original quote uses "perverted", but I've never bothered to find out (it's been attributed to more than one person; I think that version was the Marquis de Sade).

      I prefer the one in my sig, since it's got a nice symmetry to it - e(r/x)otic. Plus it sounds funnier to me when said this way :-)

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    17. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

      Organleggers exist today. I know a person that had to have an emergency appendectomy while he was in Mexico. When he got back to the US, he started feeling bad and went to the doctor. An MRI revelaed that he was missing a kidney. The Mexican doctor had stolen his kidney while he was performing the appendectomy.

    18. Re:If you want ethical problems... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Assuming we could keep body parts alive in suspended animation after the host is dead, we could do exactly what Niven described. The question is, will we?

      The Singularity, nanotechnology, robotics, or genetic engineering will make your question a moot point in say 50 or so odd years. I'm not sure which...

      However, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex had a unique take on the problem during one of their episodes.

      Basically across a few episodes involving people who kidnapped girls for the fresh organs to sell on the blackmarket there were several types of people that were involved in organ transplants.

      1. The cyborgs (like the Major) - who didn't need organs since they there were 99% (except for their brains) machine
      2. People that paid an organ company to grow their organs in pigs who were genetically engineered to have human blood as the same type as the person growing the organs
      3. The Russian mafia types who were kidnapping girls and removing their organs.
      4. Med students who secretly stole organs from people getting full prosthetic bodies and were going to throw those organs out anyways.

      So my opinion is that in 30-50 years, the need for organs will be minimal either because of that we can grow them in a vat (or maybe a pig) or just replace them with a machine that does something similar.

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    19. Re:If you want ethical problems... by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Just change the definition of death by adding the word "irreversably" before ceased, and you'll be fine.

      Just try to prove no one made a backup at some point.

      Not only that, but all the EM leaving the earth probably has suitable resolution to rebuild a working human brain for everyone except deep sea submarine sailors. It's just the size and precision of the collector that matters. Basically, death is dead.

    20. Re:If you want ethical problems... by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Just change the definition of death by adding the word "irreversably" before ceased, and you'll be fine.

      And if the suspended animation thing does not work???

      Ah, just wrongful death eh?

    21. Re:If you want ethical problems... by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but there was still a demand for Black market Organs, probably organ donations were used for operations "on the cheap". That being said I would get myself full prosthetics.

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    22. Re:If you want ethical problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described China!

  9. And now, the movie by krell · · Score: 4, Funny

    This calls for a muppet movie in which Miss Piggy wakes up in 2999 and befriends an alcoholic robot, one-eyed mutant girl, and muffle-voiced walking lobster.

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    1. Re:And now, the movie by iconeternal · · Score: 1

      i think they already made a TV show out of this. I think it's called 'dawson's creek'

    2. Re:And now, the movie by krell · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I think I recall the episode where Jason Priestley accidentally eats the lobster.

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  10. Wake up rich? by maggern · · Score: 1

    May I be suspended for about 60 years (or whatever) and wake up filthy rich?

    oh wait, my friends will all be dead, right?

    1. Re:Wake up rich? by Kesch · · Score: 4, Funny
      oh wait, my friends will all be dead, right?


      Fry: My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!
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    2. Re:Wake up rich? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your funds would be dead as well. After several (6?) years of inactivity most accounts are closed.

    3. Re:Wake up rich? by bcat24 · · Score: 1
      My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again.
      The grandparent said friends, not enemies.
    4. Re:Wake up rich? by kfg · · Score: 1

      May I be suspended for about 60 years (or whatever) and wake up filthy rich?

      Sure, all you have to do is first raise enough money to cover the up front costs with enough left over for the unearned income to cover the costs (both direct and administrative) of your continuing storage . . .with enough left over so the unearned income makes you wake up filthy rich.

      And assuming, of course, that nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go. . .

      KFG

    5. Re:Wake up rich? by adyus · · Score: 1
      Fry: My God! It's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend; I'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!


      Well, chances are that in the future, you won't see Yahoo! again either ;)
    6. Re:Wake up rich? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      oh wait, my friends will all be dead, right?

      Then they can't ask to borrow money can they?

  11. Oblig. Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

    Only if frozen after 10 p.m.

  12. From-the-slashdot-chior-dept by Starteck81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everybody, sing along...

    It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
    I'm all alone, more or less,
    Let me fly, far away from here,
    Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

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    1. Re:From-the-slashdot-chior-dept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to lie, Shipwrecked and comotoase,
      Drinking fresh Mango juice,
      Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes,
      Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
      Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

  13. The pig was only mostly dead by AK__64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and mostly dead is not the same as completely dead.

    Can you imagine the lack of respect these researchers must recieve in certain circles?

    Also I wish Wired would have elaborated a bit regarding the ethical issues of suspended animation. Saving people from gunshot wounds, the only example listed in the article, seems like a no-brainer to me.

    1. Re:The pig was only mostly dead by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 1

      That's a Princess Bride quote, by the way...

    2. Re:The pig was only mostly dead by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Also I wish Wired would have elaborated a bit regarding the ethical issues of suspended animation.

      Umm... I think they were talking about the ethical issues of doing the clinical trials on humans, not the actual precedure once it's been proven. If somebody comes into the trauma room with gunshot wounds, do you do everything to save him, or do you try this risky new procedure that's never been tried on a human before, hoping to buy more time for the surgery? Ethical delimma. Cross your fingers and hope the guy doesn't come out with the cognitive abilities of a domesticated farm animal.

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    3. Re:The pig was only mostly dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would assume that they mean there would be ethical issues with deliberately 'killing' a test subject to perform clinical trials.
      Seems it would be hard to get the required permission to perform an experimental proceedure on someone who has just been rushed into the ER on the brink of death. By the time you make the decision to use the 'new' procedure, they would likely be already dead.

    4. Re:The pig was only mostly dead by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      At which point a bellows was brought in to inflate the pig's lungs. The lab assistant pushes on the pig's chest and a sound is made which the head researcher interprets as "to blaive" (Which as we all know means "to bluff"), but his wife charges in proclaiming that the pig said "true love" and starts yelling things about Englebert Humperdinck (or something like that).

    5. Re:The pig was only mostly dead by AK__64 · · Score: 1

      She was torturing her husband until he agreed to revive the pig. He hated Prince Humperdinck vehemenently. Incidentely, one of my favorite lines in the whole movie occurs in this scene.

      It starts before the line I quoted above. The head researcher determines that the pig is only mostly dead, which is different from completely dead. If the pig were completely dead, he claimed, there would only be one thing to do. One of the lab assistant asks "What would we do if it were completely dead?" The head researcher answered: "Go through it's pockets for spare change!"

      Corny line, I know, but it cracked me up at the time...

  14. Big deal. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    50*F is 10*C, still not frozen (and who the hell uses Fahrenheit in a medical setting?!). There have been tests with cooled-down mammals including dogs and baboons since the 1950's. I'll get optimistic when they break the 0*C barrier.

    1. Re:Big deal. by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I'll get optimistic when they break the 0*C barrier."

      I don't think a mammal freezes at 0 due to the salt and other impurities.

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    2. Re:Big deal. by RsG · · Score: 2, Informative

      If they do break the 0*C barrier, it'll likely be at the cost of the patient's life. At the point where water freezes, cell's rupture from the ice crystals forming within. I don't know how the hell they could get around that, unless they can somehow dehydrate the body and rehydrate it on revival (freeze dried pork, yum!)

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    3. Re:Big deal. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not so. There exist vitrification compounds that prevent ice crystals from forming, and instead the water congeals into an ice-like substance. That's why embryos can be frozen solid and revived, as can certain tissues destined for transplant.

    4. Re:Big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flash freezing prevents the formation of cell-rupturing crystal structures in ice. The problem is how to uniformly flash freeze such a large mass.

    5. Re:Big deal. by djupedal · · Score: 3, Informative

      At the point where water freezes, cells rupture from the ice crystals forming within.

      Actually, cell rupture from the result of sharp-edged crystal formation occurs during the post-warming cycle, not during cool down. This is why rescuers prefer to bring avalanche victims back to normal body temp in as much of a controlled process as possible, in order to avoid as much crystal formation as possible. The most common result is frostbite, of course. In addition, after it happens once, you are best advised to not subject the same body part to another incident, as tissue durability in regards to a repeat is lost.

    6. Re:Big deal. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Not necesserily. There exist vitrification compounds that prevent ice crystals from forming, and instead the water congeals into an ice-like substance. That's why embryos can be frozen solid and revived, as can certain tissues destined for transplant.

    7. Re:Big deal. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Who cares whether it's frozen or not? It's the effect that's important, not the temperature. If they can achieve suspended animation at room temperature, I'm all for that.

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    8. Re:Big deal. by krycheq · · Score: 1

      hey... Don't knock it till you try it! Freeze-dried pig is one bit o' tasty morsel.

    9. Re:Big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > flash freezing prevents the formation of cell-rupturing crystal structures in ice. The problem is how to uniformly flash freeze such a large mass

      I think I has the solution!

    10. Re:Big deal. by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      They definitely have to go below zero to get an effective result. My freezer tends to have green living organisms on cheese and stuff at 4C average temp. Now i definitely wouldn't like to see those on my hands when i arrive at Pluto ...

        The impurity of the freezing capsule will definitely require us to go below zero, there is no chance that a "slightly chilled down" human body can fight the bacteria and fungus back. However if you break the zero degree barrier you'll get a problem of some stuff still freezing in the longterm effect.

        For the medicine, i doubt the effect will be sufficient, patients, at least the ones in critical conditions, will have lots of issues with thermal shocks and unexpected behaviour of well/sick organs that we can't just foresee.

        Btw. since _you_ don't freeze at zero, can you help us out here a bit ? We need some baywatchers. See the phonebook for Arctic Sunny Bay :)

        Must kill all humans ...

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    11. Re:Big deal. by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Actually, cell rupture from the result of sharp-edged crystal formation occurs during the post-warming cycle, not during cool down. This is why rescuers prefer to bring avalanche victims back to normal body temp in as much of a controlled process as possible, in order to avoid as much crystal formation as possible.

      Are you suggesting that people survive being buried under avalanches until literally frozen (i.e sub-zero body-temperature?)

      That's nonsense. People die of hypothermia with a core body-temperature around 28 centigrade.

      Now, it's possible (though I'd say unlikely) that some small extremity, say a toe or an ear, could be literally frozen, without requiring a complete amputation. I personally consider even this very unlikely, but perhaps you've got some references ?

    12. Re:Big deal. by dargaud · · Score: 1
      The most common result is frostbite, of course. In addition, after it happens once, you are best advised to not subject the same body part to another incident, as tissue durability in regards to a repeat is lost.
      Speaking from experience, it takes a good 6 months for tissue regeneration to overcome the damages done by frostbites. And some people never recover full sensitivity after nerve damage (and also freeze much easier if it happens again). Fortunately there are a few drugs that can speed up the recovery process.
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    13. Re:Big deal. by djupedal · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that people survive being buried under avalanches until literally frozen (i.e sub-zero body-temperature?)

      Not me.... that particular and rather simplistic association is all yours :)

      Are you saying that being an avalanche victim and frostbite are not commonly associated? Seems so, and there's the nonsense. [Medical aspects of avalanche accidents: hypothermia and frostbite]

      Core temps...?

      C'mon, please...a piece of meat, frozen solid...? Again, not something normally associated with frostbite. Freezer burn maybe :) How does that fit with anything I said? (rhetorical, so...)

      Nice try and thanks for taking a run @ me - better luck next time.

    14. Re:Big deal. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      There are lots of animals (fish and amphibians, mostly, for vertebrates, but most insects) that can freeze solid, and I mean -40C, and live afterwards. They produce weird proteins that mess with how the ice crystals form, such that the crystals don't rupture cells (by keeping them from being long needle-like crystals, essentially.) As a child, I found I could freeze grasshoppers slowly (in a dixie cup of water, say) through 10 freeze/thaw cycles, and they were still alive, albeit not in good health. For some reason, quickly freezing them (in a bit of kleenex, so it was just their body mass that had to be cooled) usually killed them. It's possible that their bodies recognized they were going to freeze and started producing the aforementioned chemicals, and the time lag that took exceeded the time it took to freeze when thrown directly in an extremely cold freezer. After all: that very rarely happens in real life so it's probably too energy-intensive to maintain the capability to survive those situations. In contrast, slow cooling to below freezing is fairly common so maintaining the ability to survive that is an enormous benefit.

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    15. Re:Big deal. by hovercraftSpareWheel · · Score: 0

      "I don't think a mammal freezes at 0 due to the salt and other impurities."

      Impurities!? That's my biochemistry you're insulting.

  15. Long-term suspension is probably science fiction.. by kcbrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people may think that this may end up being a way to deal with any sort of terminal illness. I don't think it is. And it has nothing to do with the technology.

    The real problems are financial and political. Suppose you get yourself "frozen". At that point, are you legally alive or dead? In order to be able to pay for the perhaps hundreds of years you might be in storage, you'll have to have a sizable chunk of change set aside. Your heirs (or, more likely, their descendants) will almost certainly attempt to gain control over it, and so the question of whether or not you're legally alive will have to be answered. I wouldn't put good odds on the ruling coming out in your favor.

    But suppose it does. Now the question becomes how you ensure that the organization that freezes you will survive for the amount of time it takes for a cure to your terminal illness to be found. The odds of that happening are not good. How many several-hundred-year-old organizations can one find right now? Damn few.

    And on top of that, there's the problem of the political stability of the country the organization in question is based in, not to mention the world at large.

    The bottom line is that getting yourself frozen in the face of a terminal illness is a very low-probability shot in the dark. But any chance of survival is better than no chance, so I'd take the risk if it were me.

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  16. Let the tasteless joking commence by Eudial · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soylent ice cream is people!

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    1. Re:Let the tasteless joking commence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tasteless? Not so, the ice cream tastes just like chicken.

    2. Re:Let the tasteless joking commence by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean tasty joking?

  17. Freezing healthy people would be one thing... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    ...but for the application the summary talks about, I would think it would be harder to cryogenically preserve people with some types of injuries or diseases.

    1. Re:Freezing healthy people would be one thing... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think you need to drain all the blood anyway, so maybe it is easier for someone who is already injured

  18. .Population problem by Haxx · · Score: 1


      Just great. Something else to make the coming high world population epidemic worse.

    1. Re:.Population problem by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

      I don't have kids. I'm not contributing to the population problem.

      Anyway, I don't see how having a few billion people in underground or orbital cryogenic vaults could make the population problem worse. They're not driving, polluting, or voting idiots into office.

    2. Re:.Population problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just great. Something else to make the coming high world population epidemic worse.


      You could always help by blowing your brains out.

      That is, if the round doesn't pass between your two brain cells.
    3. Re:.Population problem by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      You can't make babies when you're frozen.

    4. Re:.Population problem by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      You can't make babies when you're frozen.
      Most wives just lie there like they're dead so it won't be *that* much different.

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    5. Re:.Population problem by Haxx · · Score: 1


          What I meant for you less intelligent folx, People get frozen that would have died prolonging the life of millions of people hence a higher population. Shame on your lack of deduction skill.

  19. That's just the dupe you're seeing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no text

  20. Ethical Problems? Where? by AlexanderDitto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was my first though, actually: what ethical problems are we dealing with, here? It's not like we're killing anyone or anything... are there passages in holy texts that prohibit this sort of thing? It seems like an advanced sort of exceptionally effective anestesia, which hasn't, for the most part, inccured the wrath of those protesting lack of ethics in science.

    There's testing on medicinal practices like this going on all the time; if the people aren't being tricked into it, and if it's being thoroughly tested, as I'm sure it is, and if it will save lives, as I'd guess it would, what's the problem?

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  21. Why would... by jd · · Score: 1

    The Doctor need to buy time? He can make his own, can't he?

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  22. Critical patients? by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's still a far cry from a spaceship filled with sleep pods, but would be just the ticket for doctors who need to buy extra time to save lives.

    "Extra time" is usually needed when the patient is in critical condition. Critical patients, by definition, don't survive 'rough handling'.

    1. Re:Critical patients? by RsG · · Score: 1

      OTOH, what needs to survive? If you've got someone that's barely one step above a cadaver, but could be restored given time, then stopping their heart (and therefor any further hemmorage) and suspending the body to prevent oxygen starvation and cell death might be just the right idea.

      Once you're no longer dealing with a ticking clock, the possibilities for systematic restoration open up; ie, you could make some of the repairs while they're still suspended, and tie them into life support systems before waking them in order to give their body time to heal.

      If the subject "dies" in the freezing process, then all you have to worry about is making sure they freeze fast enough to prevent brain damage/death.

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    2. Re:Critical patients? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Critical patients, by definition, don't survive 'rough handling'.

      Actually, critical patients get some of the 'roughest' handling. After all, without it, they're as good as dead, with it, they just might live.

  23. Enough about short pig by krell · · Score: 1

    Has it been tested on "long pig" yet?

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  24. suspended animation??? by Core-Dump · · Score: 1, Funny

    suspended animation... ooh shit.. lets hope disney won't sue me

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  25. limits? by PresidentEnder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm curious as to just how far we can go with this. We can keep a pig alive for an hour or two; how much longer? An hour or two is great for saving gunshot patients and the like, but we need at least a few months to make it matter for space travel. What limits are there on the current method? Why wouldn't this work for years on end?

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    1. Re:limits? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I am not a doctor nor have I really studied this in any way but if I were to simply speculate as a sort of informed lay person I would be it has to do with not being really frozen at all.

      What they are doing here in the article is not freezing the patient just lowering their body temperature to the point where most biological process appear to stop. That is great if you are quickly bleeding to death from an arterial wound it would be nice if we could stop your heart for a while without you going brain dead, which you won't because the nerve cells should be stopped as well and not require oxygen or glucose which your heart would ordinarilly be needed to deliver.

      This would be perfect if you could be frozen solid; but you can't because each cell in your body is filled with cytoplasum(I thik its called) which is mostly water and would expand if frozen. You would then run into the old soda can in the freezer problem, the walls would burst. My guess is you would die when thawed.

      So now here you are not really frozen and also not biologically functioning either. Things pretty well need to be frozen solid or else they do rot, food goes bad even in the fridge after a while because certain things like bacteria(which is already in your body, so don't just say well put you in a vacum or somethig) is more hearty then us warm bloods, and will continue to do its thing. There are also some radio active elements in your body as well which might cause harm. Ordinarily as minor damage happens and a cell or two dies you would simply build new ones, but you can't because you are on ice. If kept frozen to long I would be enough damage would happen that there would be simply to much truma for you bodies normal repair devices to cope with when you warm again.

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    2. Re:limits? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      This is nothing. There's frogs that can stay frozen all winter and then wake up fine in the summer. Me thinks we need to do some gene splicing.

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    3. Re:limits? by Venalicius · · Score: 1

      Wonder how long you could keep someone if you fully revived them between freezes.. a long journy could be made drastically shorter if half was spent frozen...

    4. Re:limits? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Me thinks we need to do some gene splicing.
      Are you sure?
      Doctor: Mrs Smith, great news! Your husband has been successfully revived and is now cured and awaiting you in room 6.
      Mrs Smith: Darling!
      Mr Smith: Ribbit!

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  26. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by patio11 · · Score: 1
    I think its a scientific impossibility, not a legal one. You could always just set up a trust and/or foundation for yourself. Foundations can and do survive the initiator by decades without getting eaten up by later generations -- take a look at the Ford Foundation, etc. Granted, you'd have to be super-mega rich to make it work, but hey, the question is whether its possible rather than whether its achievable for the average working stiff.

    >> How many several-hundred-year-old organizations can one find right now? Damn few. >>

    The Catholic Church, as a corporate body and as its several dioceses. Several Protestant churches. Many universities in America and Europe. Lloyds Bank (of England). Wells Fargo. For that matter, any number of banking or insurance concerns in America or Europe.

    The modern world has plenty of structures which are organized for perpetuity.

  27. Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Long the domain of transhumanist nut-jobs, cryogenic suspension may be just two years away from clinical trials on humans

    Let's see how it would make Wired sound if we changed the original sentence to apply to some more popular and better armed belief systems:

    Long the domain of Christian nut-jobs, cosmologists report that the age of the universe is an overestimate and now believe it to be closer to the Biblical six thousand years.
    ...or...

    Long the domain of Muslim nut-jobs, researchers at the Royal Madrassa Institute announced hard evidence that martyrs instantly ascend to heaven.
    ...or...

    Long the domain of Mormon nut-jobs, archaeologists have rediscovered the golden plates that Joseph Smith claimed were given to him by the angel Moroni.
    ...or (I triple dare you)...

    Long the domain of Scientology nut-jobs, paleontologists have reported a heretofore undiscovered volcano in Hawaii showing traces of ancient alien visitors.

    Would Wired have the balls to print any of the above sentences? I doubt it. Too scared of being boycotted, firebombed, or sued. So are these cowards getting a few cheap laughs at the expense of our beliefs about the soul and life after death because they know there aren't enough of us nut-jobs to fight back? At least our beliefs are slowly coming closer to realization, unlike the anti-scientific belief systems portrayed above. Why are we the nutjobs then?

    What, you're into tolerance and respect for other people's beliefs unless you outnumber them by a comfortable margin, is that the true extent of your commitment to civil liberties? Screw you Wired bigots. And the inevitable flood of Slashdot bigots who will think it's fun to bully people who have never done them or anybody else any harm whatsoever.

    To clarify: I'm not saying Wired should be sued, bombed, or censored. They have a right to say what they like. Just like I have the right to say they're low-lifes for going out of their way for no particular reason to insult me and other people who share my beliefs.

    1. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. Wired is way out of line. (I think you guys are nutjobs, too, but there's no excuse for that sentiment to appear in a journalistic context.)

    2. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      That's OK. We nut jobs will think of you, and sigh, when they thaw out our brains and install the memories in new bodies, some time far in the future.

      And if they don't, we won't be any deader.

      (Which reminds me: I'd better check that my Alcor dues are up to date. B-) )

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    3. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Tim · · Score: 1

      Dude. Who pissed in your heparin drip this morning?

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    4. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      cult (n): a small, unpopular religion.

      religion (n): a large, popular cult.

      That's really all there is to it. If there were large enough numbers of transhumanist nutjobs to gain recognition for their nutty beliefs, those beliefs would cease to be regarded as nutty, and when some transhumanist blowhard got up on TV to talk about his chosen brand of nuttiness, everyone would nod wisely and stroke their chins and say, "Well, of course we must respect the views of those who follow the transhumanist faith ..."

      So get out there and start converting the heathens, brother!

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    5. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I guess if being transhumanist means I have be as sensitive as you, I'm glad I'm not one of you nutjobs.

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    6. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Transhumanists are nut jobs. As I've said before, go to the gym, take some breath mints, and try relating to women as real people, before you try making the entire human genome pay for your bad luck and lifestyle.

    7. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Dude. Relax. Ever heard of humor? You're equating the importance of transhumanism to a transhumanist to the, say, importance of Mormonism to a Mormon?

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    8. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by popo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, totally.

      Next thing you know they'll be preventing us transhumanists from wearing our transhumanist uniforms to work, or making us remove our cyberprosthetics for sporting events, or worse -- making fun of our multi-dimensional, posthuman kids.

      They've offended my transhumanist family, the long history of my transhumanist ancestors, and come to think of it -- my whole friggin transhumanist community.

      I knew I should have slept for another decade. This year sucks.

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    9. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Sorry. Transhumanists are nut jobs. As I've said before, go to the gym, take some breath mints, and try relating
      > to women as real people, before you try making the entire human genome pay for your bad luck and lifestyle.

      Look on the bright side - with cryogenics, he can finally be Transhumanist AND be cool! :)

    10. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Dickardo · · Score: 1

      I like how your definitions for cult and religion are self-referential. cult = type of religion religion = type of cult

    11. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am equating the importance of transhumanism, specifically cryonicism, to that of a religious belief. Because I don't want some moralizing luddite asshole who pretends to be a bioethicist whip up public paranoia and get cryonics banned or regulated into oblivion. Apparently having an opinion isn't good enough in this country, it has to be a religion. So fine, my religion compells me to seek cryonic suspension upon my death.

      Transhumanism is my religion. Belief in soul? Check. Belief in afterlife? Check. Millenialism? Check, singularity. Supreme being? Check, coming up, to be built by humans. Creation myth? Check, big-bang followed by planetary formation and evolution.

      If you disagree with my religion because of your own religion, being tolerant people we'll just have to agree to disagree instead of me being automatically wrong.

      If you disagree with my religion on rational grounds, I'll be happy to debate you. The debate will end with you either admitting that your grounds aren't as rational as you thought they were (but sticking to them) or with you going over to the cryonics side.

    12. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      Love it! :)

    13. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Nobody else noticed that.

    14. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The debate will end with you either admitting that
      > your grounds aren't as rational as you thought they were
      > (but sticking to them) or with you going over to the cryonics side.

      Or it will end how it would begin--with me thinking you are a troll/nutjob. Perhaps if you could imagine such a debate "rationally" rather than allowing your belief system to cloud your judgement you would recognize such a possibility.

    15. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

      The entire human genome? WTF are you talking about? You go to the gym, take some breath mints, and try relating to women as real people. You don't know jack about me.

    16. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

      How about your own belief system? I guess you'll be in the first category then. I was a bit cavalier about the irrationality of my opponents. But almost every argument I've heard against cryonics falls into one of the following categories:

      1. Low likelihood of revival.
      Rebuttal: Yes, and the alternative offers zero likelihood of revival. So what's better, low or zero? Nothing to lose except life insurance premiums.

      2. Unpleasant future.
      Rebuttal: You have to make some extreme assumptions to postulate a future that is not only so unpleasant that you would prefer to stay dead, but also one where you'd be incapable of killing yourself. I'll take my chances.

      3. It's selfish.
      Rebuttal: Irrational argument, this has no significant impact on any individual other than the one undergoing the procedure. Feel that we all owe something to those less fortunate? Why are you singling out cryonics? Go find someone with whom to argue about estate taxes and progressive income taxes instead.

      4. Feels creepy, at some primal level I don't want to deal with it.
      Rebuttal: This is an irrational argument, but probably a very common one. Individuals who have discarded belief in a supernatural afterlife have thereby thrown away a very powerful coping mechanism for dealing with the tremendously unpleasant prospect of their own imminent death. They latch onto flawed alternative coping mechanisms such as acceptance or avoidance. Either way, they get very uncomfortable when these coping mechanisms are in turn called into question. At a time when technology hadn't caught up yet, these mechanisms were about the best you could do for remaining sane. Now, however, they're becoming mental blocks and self-fulfilling prophecies that prevent humanity from finally tackling the problem of limited lifespans as vigorously as we otherwise would.

      5. I've already made up my mind to oppose this no matter what you say (parent poster's argument)
      Rebuttal: Irrational argument, probably motivated by argument #4.

    17. Re:Nut-jobs. Real tolerant. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm an atheist. I reject all the religions I mentioned, and every other one. In fact, if it makes you feel better, I'd prefer transhumanism over all of them it those were my choices. Mormonism (to continue my example) to a Mormon means alot more then transhumanism to a transhumanist (with the possible exception of you). Mormonism is a belief system; Transhumanism is a theory and ideology. I'd call that a good thing, really. Furthermore, religions are actually about alot more than their supposed beliefs. Religions represent their culture, their way of life. If transhumanists become an oppressed minority, that's one thing. But right now it's a happy little nutball theory that has no relevance to the modern world. Nothing wrong with that.

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  28. It might hurt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, how are critical patients going to survive extremely harsh freezing and thawing?

    "Ok Bob, he has a few gunshot wounds, so be careful when putting him in the freezer..."

    1. Re:It might hurt by CEMM · · Score: 1

      How about transplant patients? On either side of the transplant. If you've got someone who's about to die and they want to donate their organs you could freeze them and buy yourself more time to get them where they're needed or to bring the people who need the organs to them. Likewise, if you've got someone who's been at the top of a donor waiting list for years you could put them in suspended animation for a number of reasons - as a last ditch effort to buy them a bit more time before an already found organ can get to them (although the unfreezing process might take too long for the organ to be viable...) or to give the stressed out organ a bit of a break.

  29. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple. You keep your bank account details secret, in a strongly encrypted form, stored in a bank safe (but you don't tell anyone which bank, or where) so that no one but yourself can access the money.

    Want to get my money? You'll have to wake me up first -- only I won't be legally dead anymore =oP

  30. Cool! (no pun intended) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cool to see work in this area, though only dropping them to 50 Fahrenheit is rather "No, duh." That's been feasible for a long time. The first, biggest problem was always the immediate damage done by freezing, which destroys cell walls. I always figured it was a problem of devising the right sort of non-toxic anti-freeze chemicals to add to the body before freezing. All those guys who get frozen at the moment of death prior to this sort of development will have a pretty small chance of making it -- they basically need workable nanodocs to repair their bodies when you thaw them.
      Long-term storage has a second problem, though -- radioactive carbon-14 in your body does very little damage per year, and your body can normally repair it quickly. However, being frozen prevents that from happening, so any long-term freezer jockey will have to be pulled out and thawed every 50 to 100 years to allow his body to repair the damage, so as to prevent radiation sickness and possible cancers.
      That is, unless the aforementioned nanotech advances happen and make it possible to fix radiation burns before thawing and find and repair/kill cancerous cells.
      Getting frozen now is still a fairly decent option from a financial point of view. The cost is relatively small if you've saved for it, the potential payoff is huge, and so it's a viable investment even though the chance of hitting such a payoff is remote. The other options, of course, are to leave a bit more for your relatives, which is not a sound investment for you, or blow it yourself before you die, which only works if you know exactly when you're going to die. Guess wrong and you're either eating cat food, or you're right back to your relatives getting it all. No wonder some people choose to get frozen. :)
      - mantar

    1. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by chris234 · · Score: 1

      > Long-term storage has a second problem, though -- radioactive carbon-14 in your body does very little damage per year, and your body can
      > normally repair it quickly. However, being frozen prevents that from happening, so any long-term freezer jockey will have to be pulled out and
      > thawed every 50 to 100 years to allow his body to repair the damage, so as to prevent radiation sickness and possible cancers.

      If the process prevents the subject from aging, wouldn't cancers be unable to grow also?

    2. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so any long-term freezer jockey will have to be pulled out and thawed every 50 to 100 years to allow his body to repair [radiation] damage, so as to prevent radiation sickness and possible cancers.
          That is, unless the aforementioned nanotech advances happen and make it possible to fix radiation burns before thawing and find and repair/kill cancerous cells.


      People frozen with current technology aren't likely to be revived just by thawing and restarting, without MAJOR repair on the cellular and molecular level. For starters, the brain tends to develop big cracks (though I hear they've gotten that mitigated recently).

      Expectation is that reanimation of current patients will consist of constructing a new body, extracting the structure and memories of the old brain, and installing it in the new one.

      Most cryonics patients opt for head-only, rather than whole-body, to improve preservation of the brain and its information during the cool-down process. (Also because it's much less expensive, since one dewar can hold a lot more heads than whole bodies). So even if reanimation and repair of the terminally diseased and preservation-damaged bodies become available, these "cool headed" folks will need new bodies anyhow.

      Suspension technology is constantly improving, so those going in later will be in better shape. And there are some patients around who were frozen under pretty primitive conditions. Thus we figure cryonics will be a roughly first-in last-out operation.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    3. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they wouldn't start growing until you were thawed. But genetic and energy damage from the radiation would accumulate over time, meaning you'd be less and less likely to survive the thawing. Even with magic fairy-power nanobots doing repair, it might not be feasible to reconstruct your dna.

    4. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

      And will these heads receive the recently abandoned bodies of the current soon-to-be cryonics? The bodies are probably recycled, right?

    5. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I'm wrong, but I think the problems of preventing ice crystals and repairing cell damage is likely to be solved a lot sooner than the problem of reading out memories and creating an identical mind to go into a cloned body. It's a matter of making current technologies better and smaller, respectively, whereas I think what you're talking about requires an incredible breakthrough in neurology. By the time that happens, those heads in the freezer might have enough accumulated radiation damage to make their brains into swiss cheese.
          Saving just a head won't significantly reduce radiation exposure unless it's just one or a few heads to a freezer; if the freezers are the same size as the full-body ones, the amount of biological (c14-containing) mass in each one will probably be about the same.

        It might even be worse on average, since whole bodies will leave the heads at one end of the freezer, and most of the radiating mass will be in one direction with the freezer's wall blocking or reducing any external radiation sources, whereas heads can be stacked. The guy in the middle's brain will be surrounded on all sides by big rounds hunks of carbon, ice, and carbon-14.
        - mantar

    6. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is every citizens final duty to go into the tanks, and to become one with all the people."

    7. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Hardly.

      The technology needed to repair or extract and transfer information from a current-tech preserved brain is far beyond (and a superset of) that needed to construct a new body from scratch.

      Why would you want a used car when you could have a sparkly-fresh new one, with genuine new car smell? (Especially when the used one is somebody else's lemon. Why else would he be going into suspension?) Same with bodies, only moreso.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    8. Re:Cool! (no pun intended) by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

      Will the moral acceptance to construct a new body from scratch be available at the time? If not, I hope those heads don't mind waking up when the rest of the world does.

  31. Re:pull me under, pull me under, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A little dream theatre for the masses, eh?

  32. What sticky ethical problems? by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm missing something here. What are the ethical problems? It is my belief that my soul is encoded in my pattern of neural connections, and therefore the only way for me to preserve my soul at this time is to preserve my physical brain. In accordance with my belief, I spend my own money on a life insurance policy and name a cryonics company as the beneficiary. Of my own free will I enter into a contract with this cryonics company whereby they agree to place me in suspended animation as soon as possible after I am prounounced dead. Some people want to be cremated, some want to be buried, I want to be frozen. Explain to me the ethical problem here.

    Oh, you must mean the ethical problem of society being full of reactionary sanctimonous busy-bodies who think they know what's best for me. I agree, this is a big ethical problem, and thank you for agreeing that they should get off our backs and let us do as we like with our bodies and our estates.

    1. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by ostermei · · Score: 1
      I'm missing something here. What are the ethical problems?
      Yes, you are. They're not implying ethical problems regarding suspended animation itself. They're implying ethical problems with the human trials. Consider what they did to the (previously-healthy, assumedly) pig in the story: "He pushes aside the intestines, ovaries, and bladder, and with a quick scalpel stroke slices open the iliac artery. It's 10:30 am. Pig 78-6 loses a quarter of her blood within moments. [...] He cuts open the aorta - an even more lethal injury - and blood sprays all over our scrubs. The EKG flatlines."

      The ethical concern is about the extremely high probability of perfectly healthy people being killed in the above fashion while these guys try to get everything just right. Doing it succesfully using pigs is worlds apart from doing it succesfully using people.

      Of my own free will I enter into a contract with this cryonics company whereby they agree to place me in suspended animation as soon as possible after I am prounounced dead. Some people want to be cremated, some want to be buried, I want to be frozen. Explain to me the ethical problem here.
      There's no ethical problem with that. But without the possibly-unethical human trials, how is that cryonics company going to be able to fulfill their end of your contract? Again, it's not the usage of suspended animation that they're claiming has ethical problems, it's the process of testing it on people.
      --
      "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
    2. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're misreading it. The opening of the arteries in these experiments is for simulating serious injury, in order to demonstrate the utility of the technique; it's not part of the cryogenic process itself, which doesn't appear to be all that traumatic.

    3. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by orasio · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is my belief that my soul is encoded in my pattern of neural connections, and therefore the only way for me to preserve my soul at this time is to preserve my physical brain. In accordance with my belief, I spend my own money on a life insurance policy and name a cryonics company as the beneficiary.


      And what proves that you don't cease to exist?
      Maybe a long time after you are frozen, people wake up someone who swears it is you, but I have given it some thought, and I am sure that life is a continuous thing, and that once you are dead, you are dead. And that, even if they can wake up a conscious person, you would be dead.

      The real problem with that way of seeing it, is that the woken-up guy would think that the procedure actually worked, but you would be dead. so there would be no experimental way of finding out if am wrong.

      I am really concerned about that, specially, because I haven't seen anyone with my same view of things.

      Of course, my point is easier to get, when you use the example of star trek style teletransportation, but this case gives me the creeps too.

    4. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by crayz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you give any actual argument to support that idea? People already experience non-continuity of consciousness with: sleep(arguably), drugs, accidents. People have experienced brain-death and then been revived before. Do you believe those people were essentially replaced by a doppleganger?

    5. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Shrithe · · Score: 1

      This is a philosophical problem that's bothered me a lot, but I've since stopped worring about it. Here's a question for you: Which interpretation of quantum mechanics do you prefer? If the many worlds hypothesis is correct, which it very well may be, personal continuity is an illusion. You simply don't have it, not sitting there, not if you teleport, it doesn't happen. Furthermore, I see the process as inevitable. Assume you're right, that lack of contituity creates seperate conciousnesses. For any given process which would create this, everyone who ever goes through it is going to believe themselves to be the original, and tell other people that it's fine. It's already here, actually. All the people in the world who have been revived from flat brainwave activity, they're out there, telling people they're the same person as before. People believe that. You're fighting a losing battle. It's not worth it. I'll take my chances with discontinuity.

    6. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by gfody · · Score: 1

      This becomes a problem once you take that step and declare that your soul is something that can be duplicated. If I am the network of neurons in my brain and nothing more, then I can be copied.

      If a teleporter were to scan my neural network, create a copy, and destroy the original. Would I still be alive?

      From anyone else's perspective I was teleported and am alive and well. But my perspective ended at that 'destroy' part. So who really occupies the copy that was made?

      Same paradox with being frozen to death. When the body is re-animated, is it really me?

      --

      bite my glorious golden ass.
    7. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by pontifier · · Score: 1

      For me, it's less a question of "is it me?". It's more a question of "is there a me?". My goal with cryonics is to try to ensure that something of me survives into the far future. It's less important to me, for it to actually be me, than for a me to exist. Any copy of me would be quite happy to be alive in the future, and as such I believe that I should make that happen if I can.

      On a side note... I feel like anyone who hasn't made cryonics arrangements is essentially commiting suicide at the time of their death.

      --
      -John Fenley
    8. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by famebait · · Score: 1

      "It is my belief that my soul is encoded in my pattern of neural connections [...] my own free will"

      Does not compute.

      --
      sudo ergo sum
    9. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by AlexV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no hard identity, only fuzzy identity. There is that which is more, and less, 'you'. When you were 4 years old, were you 'you'? How about when you were drunk and can't even remember what 'you' did? Emotionally or physically traumatised people can change their personalities out of all recognition, do they remain with the same identity?

      For those of us who are still quite young, how well do you identify with the mind which will inhabit your body at age 70? Will it share your tastes, your desires, your values? If you are lucky, it will remember you, and not curse you for smoking, not taking care of your joints, or whatever the complaint of the day might be.

      If you are suspended and later resumed, or copied and re-implemented in a new medium, you are as much 'you' as you decide to be. If there are two of you, that isn't a problem either, except for pragmatic issues you both will have to thrash out, such as division of the previous legal identity (which is a hard identity) and creation of two new ones.

    10. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free will is, anyway, pretty much impossible to define in a sensible way. When making the definition, you end up choosing between deterministic will or somewhat-random will, and none of those are free in the required sense. Free will is a confused concept that no one really needs.

    11. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

      Eh, when you take into account that every cell in your body is replaced every 2 weeks (i think this is correct, but just say "every once in a while") you quickly get to a point where worrying about it isn't productive :)

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    12. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by ostermei · · Score: 1
      The opening of the arteries in these experiments is for simulating serious injury
      I understand that. In fact, that's exactly my point. In human trials, they would potentially have to simulate serious injury to a previously-healthy person. Is it ethical to risk someone's life in that way? Sure, I'd love to have the option of going into suspended animation were the need to arise, but I sure as hell don't want to be the guinea pig that they use to iron the wrinkles out of the procedure. The other possibility is that they could only do the trials on people who have been seriously injured, but that's another dilemma: the injuree is not going to be in any state to agree to the highly-experimental procedure. Is it ethical to try an experiment on someone without their knowledge or consent when that experiment could very well kill them faster than the standard procedure for treating whatever injuries they have?

      it's not part of the cryogenic process itself, which doesn't appear to be all that traumatic.
      On pigs. I am not a pig, and I feel safe in the assumption that you are not either. As pigs and humans are two completely different animals, there is absolutely no reason to expect the first human trials to go at all smoothly.
      --
      "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
    13. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by orasio · · Score: 1

      I am an atheist, to start.
      I dont believe there is a soul, either.

      I believe in life, and consciousness, though.
      I think that it should become some day possible, to put someone to sleep for a thousand years, and then wake "them" up, and "they" would feel like they just woke up from a nap.

      My problem, from a philosophical point of view, is that I have an experience every day, when I go to sleep, and then I wake up, and _I_ believe in the continuity of that experience.

      It's like a function with a single point discontinuity, something like lim(f(x)) = 5 when x -> 1, but f(5) does not exist.
      My problem is that I should think a lot more about this in order to be able to explain it, but I kind of feel that there is something to that discontinuity, and that the continuity of consciousness is what defines being dead from beaing alive.

      Of course I am using a "special" definition of consciousness, and I know that's an issue with my reasoning.

      The problem I see is that if my conjectures were right, there would be no way to experiment with it and prove it wrong.

    14. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by orasio · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't care that "is there a me", I care a lot more about "is it me?",
      Because I don't care about my existence and the great scheme of things.
      I just want to bee there to experience. And if there was a "me", who could be there, I wouldn't experience anything, anyway.

      If I wanted to keep a copy of me, so it can do what I would do, maybe I should care more about doing stuff right now that actually have significance in the future, like doing stuff, or having kids, something like that.

    15. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't read the GP poster, but I did see your comment. With regard to the article and some other posts, here's an ethicaly problematic situation:

      You are in a car accident that severely dammages your internal organs. The doctors think that with current medical knowledge you have a 25% chance of living. They decide that, in your best interests, they should keep you on ice for a year or two to see if treatments get better. Your distraught life (or even worse, estranged but still custodian of your next of kin rights a-la-Schiavo) partner acquiesces to the doctor's request and you get popscicled.

      There are now a ton of problems:

      1) Are you then financially responsible for years of cold storage that you did not authorize?

      2) How certain do doctors need to be about curing/fixing you before they thaw you out?

      3) Do insurance companies include cryogenic storage in their coverage? (maybe not ethical, but if they offer it to some and not others you start to get in that territory)

      4) How do you, a popscicle, assert your right to be thawed out, or for that matter to remain frozen?

      5) Who reviews cases of medical statis and how are the decisions made?

      Those are all ethical problems that arise from the thereputical use of medical stasis. There are many more, most of which will not be revealed until (if/when) this actually is implemented.

      I think what you are referring to are typical "end of life" questions that can easily be answered with a properly worded will/contract and a large enough check.

      Then again, as this becomes more popular and methods of cryogenic preservation become even better (where tissues are not damaged), you may have to consider some things:

      1) What happens if you are frozen by said cryogenics company and they (somehow) go bust. What are their obligations to you, the popsicle, when they are bankrupt?

      2) Is the government obligated to respect your ethical views about your neurological pathways and provide subsidy to keep you frozen in case of corporate insolvency?

      3) What is the recourse of your estate if you get thawed unintentionally?

      4) Can a policy change in a private cryogenics company be disputed by the estate of a popsicle?

      5) Can the government declare eminent domain on your other organs as long as they preserve your specified soul's repository of the cranium?

      6) If they are sold at market value, who gets the revenue, your estate/heirs or the cryogenics company that is storing you?

      So you see, there are quite a few ethical problems with this technology. If each individual gets to define what their ehtical beliefs are like you did ("belief that my soul is encoded in my pattern of neural connections") it then becomes even worse.

      Government oversight is likely to follow the arrival of this technology. Your, or someone else's, frozen toes are bound to get stepped on when the regulations get developed. Retroactive abortion to help people who are alive through organ donation from the preserved dead could be the nail in the cryogenic coffin that holds your remains sacred. The same logical and valid arguments that people use to justify experiments with embryonic stem cells (greater need, not human life, potential to do good/save lives, etc.) could lead to revocation of your privelege to remain intact after death.

      The ethical questions are huge, myriad, and unfathomable to people like us who haven't experienced the shock waves that a technology like this will cause when/if it become prevalent.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    16. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's not part of the cryogenic process itself, which doesn't appear to be all that traumatic.
      On pigs. I am not a pig, and I feel safe in the assumption that you are not either. As pigs and humans are two completely different animals, there is absolutely no reason to expect the first human trials to go at all smoothly.
      But pigs are very similar to humans anatomically (and roughly the same size), which is presumably why these trials are using pigs instead of, say, mice or dogs.

      And I'm not sure we'll se any human trials at all, due to exactly these ethical concerns. But there just might be situations where the possibility of testing exotic new techniques like these could potentially save lives. (No, I don't know where.) It's going to be a while before it becomes mainstream...

    17. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Void_Ptr · · Score: 1

      There is something to the phrase "New Every Day".

      Sleep (and resuscitation, etc), is a discontinuity of consciousness. From that perspective, every time you sleep, the you that was you (for all intents and purposes) ceases to be. The you that wakes up remembers being the you from yesterday, but since there is a discontinuity of consciousness, it cannot be considered to be the same.

      So, if it happens every night, and no one seems particularly disturbed by it, then why should we be disturbed by teleportation (the destructive kind), or by upload. It's all the same thing.

      --
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      Good friends help you move Bodies
    18. Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Lorean · · Score: 1

      I believe that everytime you go to sleep you die and it's another consciousness taking your place.

  33. transhumanistic by clem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article: 'Long the domain of transhumanist nut-jobs...

    Bold words from Wired, the official newsletter of transhumanist nut-jobs.

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    Your courageous and selfless spelling corrections have made me a better person.
    1. Re:transhumanistic by AHarrison · · Score: 1

      I am glad someone else said it first, but I hate being labeled.

      What a terrible thing to say, "transhumanist"....

    2. Re:transhumanistic by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

      I've been signed up for cryonic suspension for over 15 years, along with my wife and two kids, and I resent being called a "transhumanist nut-job". I am a good husband and father, honest and hard working, and well-respected in my field. It baffles me that in this day and age, the Wired writer (and his editor!) apparently feels free to openly use such an epithet against a group of people whose only sin is unconventional disposal of their bodies after they die. With all the belief systems in this world which have true potential to inflict harm on others, why is it that cryonics in particular is fair game for such defamatory comments?

      Having observed this phenomenon for decades, I suspect there is more than a trace of irrationality in these open displays of hostility. We are all uncomfortable with the inevitability of death, and must come to terms with it in some way. The existence of believers in cryonics forces us to consider whether physical death is inevitable after all, opening up an emotional wound which we would prefer to think of as fully scabbed over. Distancing ourselves from this emotional discomfort is accomplished through scornful humor, name-calling, and other practices which would normally be considered off limits.

    3. Re:transhumanistic by Decaff · · Score: 1

      why is it that cryonics in particular is fair game for such defamatory comments?


      Possibly because it requires so much faith, while claiming to be based on science. Human tissues simply don't survive freezing (at least not with current freezing techniques). It is unlikely that even a single cell in cryonically 'preserved' tissue is undamaged. Even if nanotechnology works, it is hard to think of any mechanism that would be able to identify and repair all the cells and cell organelles that would be damaged in all sorts of unpredictable ways.

      This is not to say that cryonics might not work in the future, but now, it seems like a faith based on poor science.

    4. Re:transhumanistic by Isao · · Score: 1
      It is unlikely that even a single cell in cryonically 'preserved' tissue is undamaged.

      Your information is out of date. The current process is called vitrification a process that avoids most of this type of damage and has been in use for some time now. This technology comes from the organ preservation world.

      Cryonics, like any other experimental technology, tries to make continuous, incremental advances.

    5. Re:transhumanistic by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but my point still stands. Using cryonics now, when it is still certain that irreparable damage will occur, is a matter of faith, not science.

    6. Re:transhumanistic by kulakovich · · Score: 1

      Interesting. My situtation is identical, but we only signed up last year.

      Agreed on all points, see you "forward".

      Kulakovich

    7. Re:transhumanistic by kulakovich · · Score: 1


      Hi, I've never said this here before, Decaff, and I mean no offense.

      Your quote about human tissue survival is completely incorrect. If you had left of the paren-section " (at least not with current freezing techniques)." You'd have been ok. However the statement " Human tissues simply don't survive freezing (at least not with current freezing techniques)." is false.

      And I am not just talking about sperm and egg storage in liquid nitrogen. The vitrification process tests using high-molar concentration glucos based solutions on large mammal brains has yielded terrific results. Sure, we don't have a return process, and there are still hurdles to overcome...

      Here is a link. Sure you can claim bias since it is at Alcor, but if you look around there are better pubs.

      Science FAQ.

      kulakovich

    8. Re:transhumanistic by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Human tissues simply don't survive freezing (at least not with current freezing techniques)." is false.

      It is false, and I should have worded things better - certain organs have indeed been shown to survive freezing (after all, the manage it with human embryos!).

      What I mean was that no-one has yet demonstrated any technique that would allow a human brain (and all the support tissues) to survive below zero long term. I see no reason why this may not happen in the future, but my point is that to try and use current techniques is pointless - they simply aren't going to work!

  34. sticky ethical problem indeed by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Informative

    The biggest problem with cryogenic freezing, assuming you get past that whole "freezing things destroys living cells" problem, is that you are not legally allowed to freeze someone until they are dead. That means that currently, you cannot begin cryogenic procedures (like the ones described in TFA) until the person has died of natural causes.

    So I guess the idea is that you get cryogenically frozen and then, someday, when society has come up with a cure for death, you will be revived and live long into the future!

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    1. Re:sticky ethical problem indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screw the law.

  35. Auction time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    A similar story was posted a while back about U.S. Scientists doing this to dogs

    Pigs! I hear pigs, any advance on pigs? Come on, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you've frozen more impressive animals than pigs. Dogs! Thank you sirs. Dogs to the group of US scientists in the corner. Dogs are bid. Dogs is the bid. Do I hear any advance on dogs? Dogs going once... Going twice... WALT DISNEY! Sold! Sold to the gentleman with the large ears and his trouserless sailor friend.
  36. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Zobeid · · Score: 1

    Long-term suspension is "science fiction" in the sense that space travel was science fiction back in the 1930s. Then in the 1960s we landed on the moon. That's how fast science fiction can become reality.

    How do you really think somebody will have to be suspended before we have the technology to revive them? A hundred years? Two hundred? Those are not likely guesses, from my standpoint. If nanotechnology-based reconstruction will work for this purpose as we "transhumanist nut-jobs" hope, we'll probably have it in about 40 or 50 years, or maybe 60 or 70 at the very longest. On the other hand, if it turns out, for whatever reason, that nanomachines can't do this, then it will probably never be possible to revive them.

    Anyhow. . . What they are doing with the pigs is not particularly interesting from a transhumanist cryosuspension standpoint.

  37. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by FLEB · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of the financial issues could be outlined in some sort of legal document. Something like a "living will" perhaps?

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  38. Forever Young by Terranaut · · Score: 1

    Anyone see the Mel Gibson movie?

    I wonder if after the 1st long term test, the subject will begin to age rapidly.

  39. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by CEMM · · Score: 1

    You could have a pay-on-reanimation scheme. You put some money in a high interest account before you got frozen, and by the time you were reanimated you could pay for the costs of being kept, and also for "re-education" into the new society you've woken up in. (Assuming, of course, that people are frozen for at least a decade...you'd probably have to do something else if you were being frozen for a year for tax purposes or similar)

  40. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Pesh+Hawksfire · · Score: 1
    Old ass companies?

    http://www.familybusinessmagazine.com/oldworld.htm l

    That's just the family owned ones too. Took three minutes of google searching, but hey, thanks for playing.

  41. I don't know who Red Dwarf is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Or do a Rimmer on Red Dwarf and instead of sitting around bored for a few hours bank them in stasis, then you'll have more hours to spend doing what you enjoy.

    I don't know who Red Dwarf is, but no thanks.

    1. Re:I don't know who Red Dwarf is. by bcat24 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I don't know who Red Dwarf is.
      Clicky linky.
    2. Re:I don't know who Red Dwarf is. by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1, Funny
      Clicky linky.

      Licky clinky

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  42. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by theqmann · · Score: 1

    Hell, even Nintendo has been around 117 years.

  43. Oblig. by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this is old news. Duke Nukem went in years ago.

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  44. Freezer Burn by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Bringing things back to life seems within reach now, but what about freezer burn ?

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    1. Re:Freezer Burn by dpilot · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The World at the End of Time" by Frederik Pohl

      Includes suspended animation, sentient stars, deep (near-C) relativity, and yes... freezer burn.

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    2. Re:Freezer Burn by David+Zawislak · · Score: 1

      Doctor Who said it best: "Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh." -- Don't do card tricks for your poker buddies.

  45. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    Bah.. that's nothing. Zildjian has been around since 1623. That's 383 years.

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  46. Suspension vs. Freezing by hhawk · · Score: 1

    Please don't confuse Suspension which has been tested for many years at "high temps" e.g., cold but frozen with the COMBINATION of Suspension + Freezing which of course if it could work would work for a long time period.

    The problem is really cold makes water into crystals which destroy cells and makes the corpsical very brittle.. Esp. true if they are using liquid nitrog. which is very very cold..

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  47. Hibernation, not cryonic suspension by gvc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quirks and Quarks had an episode on human hibernation discussing the known mechanisms and methods within the realm of immediate possibility. It is well established that cold-water near-drowning victims have survived several hours without oxygen. From an ethical point of view the first human subjects would have to be "last hope" interventions, where death would be inevitable if hibernation were not induced.

  48. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't work very well. That's would be like a very long term loan. Maybe they could start doing this with houses, instead of having mortgages. You put your payment into a high interest account every month, and when you move out of the house you pay for it. Sounds like a brilliant scheme. I wonder if they offer this kind of payment plan on cars. I'll pay for it in 5 years when I'm done driving it. It would be like a bank giving you a negative interest loan.

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  49. babe the movie by fireheadca · · Score: 1

    Now they can litterally use the same pig in every sequel. -- I'm not smart, I'm just not dumb, or wait....

  50. Blown in half by Sithech · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, suspended animation is exactly what WOULD save a guy who was blown in half. It buys you time do do as complex a surgical procedure as you want, over as long a time as it takes to put the key bits back together again. You get a bloodless field to work in and can do microsurgical anastamoses to your hearts content.

    So blown-in-half guy gets aorta and cava put back together; bone grafting and wiring or rodding his spinal column and an anastamosis of the spinal cord or cord amputation; clean up the damage to the kidneys and pancreas; do splenectomy if needed; multiple gut anastamoses and/or resections; and layered closures of the whole body wall. Nothing we don't do now - we just don't have time to do it.

    1. Re:Blown in half by LindseyJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From another, colder (no pun intended) perspective:

      Would it be worth all the money and hassle (from the point of view of the military) just to save one guy? Unless, as the GP had said, his 'return trip' was just returning him to the front. IANAD, but all those procedures seem like they would take a long time, and time is invaluable on the battlefield. Also as someone else mentioned, is the issue of tissue rejection, and other such worries. Yes, this is saving a life, and to you and me this is worth it. But from a purely pragmatic point of view, this turns into a lengthly and expensive rigmarole. And the alternative is just a $.30 stamp and some paper on which is written "Sorry, your son/daughter/father/mother/sister/brother/etc was KIA today. Blown clean in two. Here's your Purple Heart."

      Of course, this is an extreme example. But it is food for thought.

    2. Re:Blown in half by someone300 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends who it is. If it's someone high up with lots of experience then I guess they're more likely to do this to them because the overall cost of finding and training someone to their level might far, far exceed the cost of fixing them back together. If it's just a low level solider then they probably won't. There obviously are going to be people who go "A human life is a human life, whether it's had 40 years training or just joined the army" (including me) but it doesn't mean they'll listen.

    3. Re:Blown in half by hazem · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might be right. But a key point to maintaining soldier morale is making sure they think everything will be done to save them if they are injured.

      If you start withholding care that could save their buddies, they'll quickly realize that the care will be withheld from them too - and they're less likely to fight so well.

      Soldiers can be pretty pragmatic too...

    4. Re:Blown in half by modecx · · Score: 1

      So blown-in-half guy gets aorta and cava put back together; bone grafting and wiring or rodding his spinal column and an anastamosis of the spinal cord or cord amputation; clean up the damage to the kidneys and pancreas; do splenectomy if needed; multiple gut anastamoses and/or resections; and layered closures of the whole body wall. Nothing we don't do now - we just don't have time to do it.

      Blow-in-half Guy is The Six Million Dollar Man!

      *queue bionic sound effects*

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    5. Re:Blown in half by mrpeebles · · Score: 1

      From my murky memory of history, I seem to remember that armies historically have run out of manpower before they run out of any sort of raw materials. Especially for a modern state, manpower would seem to really be the limiting factor in a war. You need people to make the bullets, and people to fire them. You also need bodies for your post-war economy. So I would think practically speaking that saving a life would be worth any sort of material cost. Wars like the Iraq and Vietnam wars may be a little different, since the US's sovereignty doesn't seem to have been immediately threatened, but in those wars, the PR payoff with saving lives would similarly be almost priceless.

    6. Re:Blown in half by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      I meant that a guy blown in half would not have time for even the suspended animation process.

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    7. Re:Blown in half by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I think that the problem with that is that you have to get to blown-in-half guy and somehow pump him full of the cryogenic fluid. This could work okay in the field, with the appropriate equipment (which sounds a bit bulky) if you can get to the heart, as it's the 'central distribution point' of the body. But blown-in-half guy probably has his blood distribution system split into several different islands, each one of which would have to be flushed.

      Now take into account the fact that this is all going to have to be done in pretty much the same place that blown-in-half guy was blown in half... it all sounds a bit impractical.

    8. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      But a key point to maintaining soldier morale is making sure they think everything will be done to save them if they are injured.

      Key word is "everything". The parent of this thread was about putting back together a soldier who had been blown in half. If it could be done, this procedure would consume vast amounts of medical resources, starting with the time of a lot of very skilled surgeons. Such people are expensive, and they are also in short supply. There simply are not enough competent physicians in the world to do "everything" for everybody. What is special about a soldier's life, anyway? Why is it more deserving of scarce resources than the lives of the people (mostly civilians, nowadays) whom the soldier injures? The soldier knew when signing up that the job has risks.

    9. Re:Blown in half by cartel · · Score: 1

      What about reconnecting all the nerves properly? Would they be able to reconnect themselves if the ends were in close proximity?

    10. Re:Blown in half by Stormshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's put this in perspective:
        The average soldier could be anyone in your family, including you. They could also be one of your friends as well. That being said, the average soldier is just as human as you are.
        At what point does a soldier's life suddenly become worth less than your own? I believe you're missing the point that their lives are just as important as yours; unless, of course, you want to inject another line of logic: They're fighting for your country and you aren't. If your country runs out of soldiers they're in some tough straits, wether they lost them via combat attrition, and/or lack of recruits because people like yourself who can't envision that the use of violence is ever necessary.
          Sometimes I wonder if our military's ability to squash/kill/blow up just about anything has a harmful backlash: People who are so sheltered from the reality that the soldier keeps them safe and somehow they see the destruction wreaked on others and think it evil. Perhaps, if a government were corrupt, or otherwise undeserving of loyalty, I could agree... questionable as some decisions have been, I still support my government and would die to defend my home.

        Disclaimer: Discharged from the US Navy July 11th after a 6-year stint.

    11. Re:Blown in half by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Would it be worth all the money and hassle ... the alternative is just a $.30 stamp

      Plus a large amount of benefits and support for his family for decades. If you can get him functional it could save a lot of money.

    12. Re:Blown in half by packeteer · · Score: 1

      The thinking for cryonic suspension goes like this. 50 Years ago when your heart stopped you were dead, nothing anyone could do would get you back from your heart stopping. Today we can revive someone with a good rate of success after a few minutes after the heart stopping, the biggest problem being lack of oxygen to the brain. In 50 years from now how long will we have after a heart stops untill we cant revive someone.

      This has non-trauma related applications too. Take for example cancer or lukemia. You can imagine any progressive and fatal disease as a possible application here. Many people today are frozen at the moment of death either of natural causes or slow non trauma related diseases. The company Alcor freezes people all the time with the hopes that in the future their disease will be curable AND they will be able to be revived at a few minutes of their heart stopping.

      Some people opt to have only their head frozen. The idea with that is in the future a new body will be able to be grown from a DNa sample from yourself.

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    13. Re:Blown in half by hazem · · Score: 1

      From a pragmatic view, the soldier is important because he's the guy who will go to the battlefield and kill people for you. If you don't need him to do that, then he's no more important than anyone else. But if you like to wage wars (even if you did everything you could to avoid going yourself), then soldiers willing to fight are very important.

      If huge life-saving measures are only done on certain people (high ranking, I presume), that's going to cause a lot of dissention and foster mistrust.

      I'm not saying that these herculean efforts should be made or that they shouldn't. I'm only saying that if they are available, but withheld, it will damage the morale of the troops.

    14. Re:Blown in half by teledyne · · Score: 1

      America's Army in Real Life

      Pvt. Trevor has been mortally wounded.
      Medic Jones: "Hurry! We need to freeze him ASAP!"

      *** 2 HOURS LATER ***

      Pvt. Trevor: "Dude I respawned!"

    15. Re:Blown in half by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it occurs to them at the same time that if you don't fight well, they could be quite a bit worse off?

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    16. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you say that but the evidence says otherwise. Soldiers are already in active service in situations where they are fully aware that they don't have the best equipment (be it body armour, heavily armoured vehicles, etc) or sufficient manpower. They accept cost issues as a factor of life in the army (while no doubt praying that it's not them that takes the next round in a jacket designed by the cheapest contractor). It's not nice, but it's a fact of life.

    17. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "At what point does a soldier's life suddenly become worth less than your own?"

      That is not what he wrote. He indicated that soldier's lives are not MORE valuable: "Why is it more deserving of scarce resources than the lives of the people (mostly civilians, nowadays) whom the soldier injures?" He wrote that as a follow up to the observation that putting blown-apart people together again would consume a lot of scarce resources such as the time of skilled surgeons, and that these resources would be taken from other people. You may be right, but your stated reasons for your view do not engage with the points in the post you are responding to.

    18. Re:Blown in half by pontifier · · Score: 1

      Perhaps thats the form future tests could take... cut a pig all the way in half, then try to put it back together with all the extra time they have... now I wanna go see a magic show.

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    19. Re:Blown in half by pontifier · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a sci-fi short story I read once in which the military had the technology to bring you back to life unless you got a bullet in the head. Soldiers were expected to fight and die a certain number of times before they were allowed to retire. Sorry, I cant remember the authors name. Anyone else read this one?

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    20. Re:Blown in half by Jasper__unique_dammi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since when does the life of a Iraqi/Afghan cilivian become less then our own? You didn't even mention, certainly many more civilians died then US soldiers. (as is not unusual in conflicts)
      "I still support my government and would die to defend my home."
      I don't consider attacking Iraq "defending our home", I am not even sure about Afghanistan.

      "People who are so sheltered from the reality that the soldier keeps them safe and somehow they see the destruction wreaked on others and think it evil."
      Most "others" are just minding their own business, it is evil if we allow to much "colateral damage" to reach our goals. Ofcourse people who think we shouldn't go to Iraq think it's evil, or at least evil in the sense that we should've avoided needing to do such things by not going to Iraq in the first place.

    21. Re:Blown in half by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Precisely. The thing is, while all human lives are equal (at least I think so), not all human brains are. Sure, do everything you can to save every life, but if the brains are especially important, you'll want to do Everything.

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    22. Re:Blown in half by fbjon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The worth of a soldier's life never becomes less than anyone else's. What does decrease is the probability of him surviving, compared to other injured soldiers, personnel, civilians, etc. It's a simple (but not easy) calculation: how many medical resources do you have, versus how many injured people, and with how serious injuries?

      Unfortunately, money and expertise doesn't grow on trees, yet.

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    23. Re:Blown in half by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you have to be careful not to get it backwards. Then you'll have to get exploded apart and reconnected again.

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    24. Re:Blown in half by markass530 · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for any soldier beside myself, I could care less. The army has ramped up classes for "Combat Lifesaving" which is essentially teaching guys like me how to be first responders, and I don't even feel comfortable with that (If I have to give someone an I.V it's going to be a bad day for them) , my morale isn't based off whats going to happen to me when I get shot up, it's based on thinking I will kill the other guy before he shoots me.

    25. Re:Blown in half by Insightfill · · Score: 1
      Well, you say that but the evidence says otherwise. Soldiers are already in active service in situations where they are fully aware that they don't have the best equipment (be it body armour, heavily armoured vehicles, etc) or sufficient manpower. They accept cost issues as a factor of life in the army (while no doubt praying that it's not them that takes the next round in a jacket designed by the cheapest contractor). It's not nice, but it's a fact of life.

      Actually, many of the cuts at the VA indicate that you may be right. Soldiers who need the help aren't getting it, even YEARS after service. The administration actually expected this to be quite a short war, so VA funding wasn't increased to account for it. Counting long-term care of injured veterans, the actual cost of the war is calculated in the trillions. and climbing.

    26. Re:Blown in half by Goozbach · · Score: 1

      that sounds a lot like _Altered Carbon_
      by Richard K Morgan.
      ISBN 0345457684

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    27. Re:Blown in half by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that, I was just about to have lunch.

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    28. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...and where exactly did he say he was part of the invasion of Iraq. Believe it or not, there are people in the US military that aren't in Iraq or Afghanistan. That shows how simple minded you are. Even then, a person in the military goes where THEY ARE ORDERED to. Do you think many of these guys want to go into harms way? No. They go because they are ordered to and they have pride and most of them DID join to allow you anti-war types to sit behind your keyboard and complain about things. All of you anti-war people and anti-US people are always among the first to want protection from these types of selfless people. Get over yourselves...

    29. Re:Blown in half by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course. That's why every time someone has a spinal injury that breaks their spine in some spot they correct it by shunting the parts of the spine back together. In only a few short weeks the spine reconnects itself and they can walk again.

      Of course you haven't ever heard of this because I just made it up. In reality, nerves almost never grow or regenerate after birth. Individual nerves do become more complicated and contain more information, but when they die, they're almost never replaced. More importantly, if a connection is severed, it's gone forever. Spinal injuries are permanent. Whoever changes this will change the world.

      The only reason brain damage isn't always permanent is that pretty much every nerve can do the job of every other nerve, and there's lots of redundancy. If a pathway in the brain is lost, data can be rerouted along another pathway to reach a spot that can do whatever is needed.

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    30. Re:Blown in half by skarphace · · Score: 1

      The problem is, no matter how good the surgery is, this guy will be screwed up. Getting blown in half kind of wrecks your chance at a normal life afterwards. So he won't be returning to his previous position atleast.

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    31. Re:Blown in half by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful
      unless, of course, you want to inject another line of logic: They're fighting for your country and you aren't.

      Nah. They're fighting for my government. Not always the same thing.

      Last time any other nation was a real military threat to my country was 1814 or 1865, depending on whether you want to argue that the pro-slavery terrorists who styled themselves the "Confederacy" were or were not "another nation". The Mexican-American war was a war of agression; neither Japan nor Germany posed a threat of invading the U.S. in WWII (and Hawaii was not part of the U.S. - understand how there came to be a naval base at Pearl Harbor and you'll see that the Pacific theatre was a straight-up battle between colonial powers); and the mass murderers behind 9/11, while very bad people against whom strong action must be taken, are criminals, not a military threat who are going to invade the U.S.

      (BTW, I'm not saying the Nazis weren't brutal sadistic thugs, or that the Japanese colonialism of the early 20th century wasn't more brutal than the American colonialism of that period. This doesn't change the fact that neither was a threat to send troops over here to invade and occupy the U.S.)

      Yet my government keeps finding all kinds of things to send American soldiers overseas to kill and die over - mostly involving protecting the interests of its richest and most powerful citizens and corporations.

      If your country runs out of soldiers they're in some tough straits, wether they lost them via combat attrition, and/or lack of recruits because people like yourself who can't envision that the use of violence is ever necessary.

      Governments can always create more soldiers via conscription. If they lose officers, they're in a tough place, but cannon fodder is relatively cheap.

      Perhaps, if a government were corrupt, or otherwise undeserving of loyalty, I could agree...questionable as some decisions have been, I still support my government and would die to defend my home.

      Again, the former and the latter are completely unrelated. The government can go screw itself; but if Canada tries to invade us, my rifle will be out and ready.

      Disclaimer: Discharged from the US Navy July 11th after a 6-year stint.

      Sorry that you got ripped off of a few years of your life by the con men who convinced you that serving them was the same as serving your country; glad you made it out in one piece.

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    32. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was going to say innocent civillians but I don't think there is such a thing in the middle east, they did nothing to prevent terrorist organisations from obtaining high-level government positions.

      Then from your point of view, the american public is just as guilty because they do nothing to prevent the religious-right fanatics from obtaining high-level government positions.

    33. Re:Blown in half by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Wars like the Iraq and Vietnam wars may be a little different, since the US's sovereignty doesn't seem to have been immediately threatened, but in those wars, the PR payoff with saving lives would similarly be almost priceless.

      It's probably way too late for Iraq... "We went over there and killed thousands of innocent civilians, but look, we saved the lives of dozens of our soldiers that would have died otherwise". You can bet they won't use that technology to save the lives of the innocent civilians killed though.

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    34. Re:Blown in half by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Actually, suspended animation is exactly what WOULD save a guy who was blown in half. It buys you time do do as complex a surgical procedure as you want, over as long a time as it takes to put the key bits back together again. You get a bloodless field to work in and can do microsurgical anastamoses to your hearts content.

      Maybe eventually that would be possible. But I suspect, at least initially, we won't have any techniques of surgery which are compatible with being in suspended animation.

      I mean, do we have techniques which are basically going to work on frozen meat? I would think they'd have to develop a lot of new stuff to be able to operate on someone in that condition.

      Then again, IANASOD (I am not a surgeon or doctor)

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    35. Re:Blown in half by cljudge · · Score: 1

      Someone in the military will do a cost-benefits anaylsis and this will never happen. It's cheaper to recruit and train a new hunk of meat than to repair a "blown in half" hunk of meat that will likely no longer be able to hurl depleted uranium at The Enemy.

      Humans are a renewable resource. As such, the only humans who will directly benefit from this technology are either those deemed valuable due to exceptional skills or knowledge (e.g. Einstein, Mozart, David Hasselhoff, etc.) or wealthy enough to pay for the procedure.

      Check out the book Altered Carbon for another take on suspended animation (recording and storage of a person's sense of self via a "cortical stack").

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    36. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They go because they are ordered to and they have pride and most of them DID join to allow you anti-war types
      > to sit behind your keyboard and complain about things. All of you anti-war people and anti-US people are always
      > among the first to want protection from these types of selfless people. Get over yourselves...

      I have nothing but respect for those who risk their lives to defend our home when there is a real and imminent threat.

      But then, that's a different thing from being a paid mercenary serving the interests of corporate imperialists, isn't it?

    37. Re:Blown in half by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No. They go because they are ordered to and they have pride and most of them DID join to allow you anti-war types to sit behind your keyboard and complain about things.
      Plenty of people do dangerous things because they like the excitement and the adrenaline rush. Heck, I've toyed with the idea of going over there as some sort of contractor (not for the pitiful pay they give soldiers) just to test my mettle.

      Don't imagine that every single soldier, especially Marines, wanted to avoid dangerous combat for their entire lives. Some of them, a lot more than you think, have been itching for combat. I can respect that.

      I can't respect having to grovel before people like I'm some kind of schmuck or peasant just because they chose a different career field than me. I respect the fact that a Marine can kill me five ways before I hit the ground... but protect me? I was working at the World Trade Center the first time they tried to blow it up! I had to walk around the crater every day on my way in to work. Everybody knew it was a target and everyone knew Al Quaeda would try to hit it again, and everyone was aware that they had something big planned. The drooling chimp in the White House at best had his fingers in his ears and said, "La, La, La I can't hear you, " at worst he thought letting it happen would be good for his career and his stock portfolio.

    38. Re:Blown in half by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      We actually do use our medics and corpsmen to treat Iraqi civilians. We also use our engineers to build them power stations, bridges, schools and the like. Which the Islamists then blow up.

    39. Re:Blown in half by someone300 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Though for a highly skilled officer/seargent/commander or whatever they're called, there'd probably be a place for him in higher management, whether they save his mobility or not.

    40. Re:Blown in half by Shihar · · Score: 1

      I hate to burst your bubble, but we need people who kill for a living. Until we live in a happy utopia we will need men and women with guns to protect us from other people with guns. We sure as shit don't live in that happy utopia yet. There is a reason why there is not a single nation in this world that doesn't have men with guns protecting their border or allies with guns protecting their border. Do you think World War II would have ended better if just Germany and Japan were the only people with militaries?

      As far as the "unquestioning" part, that is simply foolish. Soldiers question their actions all the time. There are few things in this world more stressful then having a guy on a battlefield using a woman or child as a human shield while shooting at you. Questioning is done constantly on all levels of the military. If we were not constantly questioning we would simply nuke our enemies killing them all, go home, and call it a life.

      Finally, ultimate responsibility in a democracy rests on the people. We elected out government. We put into power the officials that are now making the decisions. Through ignorance or through intentional action, we picked the leaders that order the military. If you live in a democracy, it is completely the fault of the civilians how that military operates. The civilians elect the government and the military is an unquestioning slave to the constitution and the government that we elected.

      If anyone should be denied medical care on the basis of morality, it should be the civilians who have voted for the men giving the orders, not the military that unquestioningly obeys the commands of the populace.

    41. Re:Blown in half by dejalu · · Score: 1

      "...A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make [him] better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster." 6 million robocops

    42. Re:Blown in half by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      Governments can always create more soldiers via conscription.

      American culture would have to undergo huge transformations before conscription would be accepted by the American citizenry. It used to be a fact of life. But after decades without it, it's just no longer an option.

      A first-term president who proposed re-enacting conscription laws would have a truly difficult time getting re-elected unless maybe he enjoyed wide bipartisan support in other ways. And a congressman who proposed or voted for re-enacting conscription laws would find himself tossed out of office in his district as soon as the next vote came around. The simple fact is, Americans do not want a draft. Period. That sentiment has more cross-party support than most things I can think of. And as much spite as we have for the rich politicians whose kids never "join up", it's not enough to override the distaste for a draft.

      If it were tried, we'd have riots like the U.S. hasn't seen in decades.

    43. Re:Blown in half by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      Not for something like Iraq, but for something like WW2, it could certainly happen.

      Here in Canada, citizens voted *for* conscription in WW2. In a situation where you know that half of young men will have to go to war, are willing to go if required, but would prefer not to - draft is the fairest way to apportion the responsibility.

    44. Re:Blown in half by pontifier · · Score: 1

      I read the short story a long time ago. It seemed to have some similarity to that book, but it is not what I was thinking of. Looks like a good read though.

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    45. Re:Blown in half by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      At what point does a soldier's life suddenly become worth less than your own?

      I would say "the moment at which that soldier decides his/her life is worth sacrificing."

    46. Re:Blown in half by Sithech · · Score: 1

      IAASOD

      And the temps we are talking about are all above freezing. Back in school we used pigs feet fresh from the fridge to practice surgical techniques on. Ditto for cow's eyes - that's how one practices cataract procedures and so on. So, no, we really don't have to invent new techniques of surgery for this.

    47. Re:Blown in half by bhiestand · · Score: 1
      Governments can always create more soldiers via conscription. If they lose officers, they're in a tough place, but cannon fodder is relatively cheap.

      I suppose that was true in the 1800s. Today, lieutenants and captains are readily available. Everyone goes to college, and they're really not that hard to train. A lot of the skills that will make them good officers will be parts of their character that can't be changed by the military. Skilled enlisted personnel are very hard to come across. The pay sucks so intelligent people usually don't want to join. The jobs have become increasingly technical over the year, and some enlisted jobs take over three years to train for. The only American service consistently meeting their recruiting goals is the Air Force, and they've been kicking thousands of officers out due to officer overages.

      I guess what I'm saying is that, while the military demands leadership and management skills from its officers, it demands many more skills which aren't in use in the civilian sector from its enlisted. They would hurt a lot by promoting officers faster and bringing many new ones in, but it'd grind to a halt if they lost a majority of their experienced enlisted folks. Sometimes officers just get in the way anyways.
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    48. Re:Blown in half by emilper · · Score: 1

      ::offtopic::

      "draft" was the reason universal male vote was granted after WW I in most of Europe. The end of citizen armies made by universal conscription is the end of democracy.

      I have seen a platoon of unrully university graduates, some with postgraduate degrees, being so broken in only 40 days of army training that they would have jumped, lemming style, of a cliff, if ordered: imagine what orders would a professional soldier submit to after a few years of service. The only way of preventing the army from taking over a government is having everybody serve in the army for a short term (to keep the army small).

      Read your Adam Smith again ... and some Thomas Babington Macaulay if you can spare the time.

    49. Re:Blown in half by DarkProphet · · Score: 1

      Which the Islamists then blow up.

      s/Islamists/terrorists/;

      Fixed it for you. There is a world of difference between the two. I hope you recognize the distinction.

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      What could possibly hurt the security of the American people more than giving our own government the ability to hide its
    50. Re:Blown in half by Jasper__unique_dammi · · Score: 1

      Where did you get it that is was the Al-Qaeda the first time? It was the "same kind" of attack, but i don't see reason to think that the Al-Qaeda did it.

    51. Re:Blown in half by Jasper__unique_dammi · · Score: 1

      He was talking about medical treatment of soldiers (which should be clear reading parent replies) When i started writing my earlier comment, i just wanted to say that he was totally ignoring the civilian casualties. (of which there are many more)

      "most of them DID join to allow you anti-war types to sit behind your keyboard and complain about things"
      Well for many that is the reason, but a lot of em just say that and have a nice (albeit dangerous) job.. Not fooling me here.
      btw a bit confusing sentence you made, if you remove "to allow". (bleh i read badly)

      "All of you anti-war people and anti-US people are always among the first to want . All of you anti-war people and anti-US people are always among the first to want protection from these types of selfless people.from these types of selfless people."
      I certainly don't remember wanting protection, maybe in the cold war. (but was too young back then) Since the cold war, the large army of the US may have been good insurance, but hasn't really been needed.

      When he signed in, and given the state of America(and prolly any country) he knew he could be send somewhere without just cause. If he just wanted to defend his country, why not just be civilian, and sign in when actually needed, or a similar more official arangement? Ok, this is just an option, I am not actually against military people personally.
      Why are you so defensive for US army/navy etc. people? Guess they are sacrificing more then you get money for it you did a similar yob. With sacrificing i mean being away from home, dangerous work. It's still their choice, and regardless, i can still critise them for certain things.

  51. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by paedobear · · Score: 1

    Yes, but long-term suspension was ALSO science fiction in the 1930s.

  52. The ones you didn't think of, perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > What are the ethical problems?

    When are you actually dead? When can they just burry your corpse(?) and move on? Are you a popsicle or a person (or some weird hybrid)?

    1. Re:The ones you didn't think of, perhaps? by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

      Assuming continued rule of law, never. Wven though I'd be legally dead for an indeterminate length of time, they'd be in violation of the contract (and could perhaps be sued by my estate or my descendants) if they thaw me for any reason other than to revive me and/or reconstitute my personality and memories in a brain-like substrate.

    2. Re:The ones you didn't think of, perhaps? by crayz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, it's worth asking how you could distinguish a "living" frozen person and a "dead" one - in the sense that, if I were to die and be frozen say 6 hours later, it's almost beyond argument that there would be no hope of reviving me. Would there be any good way of checking the status of a frozen person to determine whether they'd experienced catastrophic brain damage prior to death?

  53. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    How many several-hundred-year-old organizations can one find right now?

    In the USA, almost none. Here in the UK there are loads - schools, hospitals, guilds, universities, civic corporations, etc.

    Just in my own experience, my first-year room at college was built about 600 years ago and my school was founded about a century later.

  54. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by rea1l1 · · Score: 0

    Automated orbital system?

  55. mnb Re:If you want ethical problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the number of organ donors skyrockets there would be no need to "store" organs. There is no lack of matches for donated organs today.

    1. Re:mnb Re:If you want ethical problems... by Melfina · · Score: 1
      Have you ever seen the list for a liver?

      Neither have I, but it's long... Very long... To find the right type, and the right part at the right time takes a lot. If I wanted a liver or a heart for myself tomorrow, I'd probably be dead before I got it.

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    2. Re:mnb Re:If you want ethical problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, but that doesn't mean that livers need stored. It means that we need more liver donors.

  56. Cyclical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hoping time was cyclical so I could go back in time.

  57. Matter over mind. by posterlogo · · Score: 1

    This seems really fascinating in principle. It would be nice to know if they did any brain wave readings (usually a difference between healthy and brain dead people can be readily discerned). Perhaps more subtle changes in brain wave patterns could even be measured. That way we would know atleast one indication of how 'intact' the mind is after recovery. Memory storage and recall are not well understood...how 'hardwired' are we, really? For the /. crowd, is our mind in the non-volatile or the volatile storage medium. I fear that might all be lost mentally upon cryopreservation.

  58. Big Deal by musakko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Watching something as boring golf on TV puts me in a state very similar to suspended animation anyway

  59. I think it's patently obvious... by halr9000 · · Score: 1
    Why are we the nutjobs then?

    Scroll up. "News for nerds."
  60. Wait! by lordvalrole · · Score: 1

    I think I saw this somewhere...

    Vader where is that mofo? I need to talk to him. He got all powerful and shit...pwned some damn rebels and choked some bitches to death. He must have gotten it from his rehab.

  61. I don't know by Runefox · · Score: 1

    For some reason, the thought of having all my bodily fluids turn to a cold, crystalline form gives me the creeps.

    Cool, all the same.

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  62. Russians did it in the 40's by Aaden42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Russian scientists did this kind of work on dogs in the 1940's. There's video of the procedures on archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/Experime1940

    WARNING: Not for the squeemish...

  63. The Cremation of Sam McGee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Cremation of Sam McGee
    by Robert W. Service

    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By the men who moil for gold;
    The Arctic trails have their secret tales
    That would make your blood run cold;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see
    Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
    I cremated Sam McGee.

    Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
    Why he left his home in the South to roam 'round the Pole, God only knows.
    He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
    Though he'd often say in his homely way that "he'd sooner live in hell."

    On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
    Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
    If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn't see;
    It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

    And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
    And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
    He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, "I'll cash in this trip, I guess;
    And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

    Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
    "It's the cursed cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
    Yet 'taint being dead--it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
    So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

    A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
    And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
    He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
    And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

    There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
    With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
    It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: "You may tax your brawn and brains,
    But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate those last remains."

    Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
    In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
    In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
    Howled out their woes to the homeless snows--O God! how I loathed the thing.

    And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
    And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
    The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
    And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

    Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
    It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
    And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
    Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

    Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
    Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
    The flames just soared, and the furnace roared--such a blaze you seldom see;
    And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

    Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
    And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began

  64. Boo! by kahrytan · · Score: 1


    What human in their "right mind" would risk death for human trial of this?

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    1. Re:Boo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone dying anyway.

  65. Partially been done to humans. by caffiend666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This has already been done in humans, to a degree. Something similar to this is done in treating brain anuerisms when caught early. They redirect the blood and chill it, slowly lowering the body to 70 degrees. Where, all brain function and heart function stop. By controlling this, they can surgically remove the anuerism before it bursts, which they couldn't do when the person is 'awake'. It's not really suspended animation, because the machine is pumping your blood and breathing for your. Unlike these pigs where I presume the stop everything for the hour or two and don't have a machine.

    The ethical considerations of this short term procedure are more legal than anything else. Although there is the hipocratic oath in which doctors swear to do no harm where this practially kills people (even though things like surgery actually violate the oath...). In many states, the definition of dead includes when brain activity ceases. So, procedures like what I mentioned above can not be performed on people in those states. Common use of this procedure would change the definition of dead dramatically. Also ethical from a religious perspective. Although most people would say do this if necessary. What happens if a doctor does this without permission to someone who will not even take a blood donation because of their faith? This also had the unfortunate situation of being a 'neat' idea. 'neat' ideas in a hospital setting are dangerous.

    And, you all are ignoring the emphasis on the word sticky in the phrase sticky ethical problems. Filling a chest with salty, nutrient rich, viscous fluid just plain sounds perverse....

    So, how many people did you kill today, Doc?

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    1. Re:Partially been done to humans. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      In many states, the definition of dead includes when brain activity ceases. So, procedures like what I mentioned above can not be performed on people in those states.

      Sources? I don't believe that one bit.
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    2. Re:Partially been done to humans. by achesterase · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although there is the hipocratic oath in which doctors swear to do no harm where this practially kills people (even though things like surgery actually violate the oath...).

      Uh, what?

      In many states, the definition of dead includes when brain activity ceases. So, procedures like what I mentioned above can not be performed on people in those states.

      Um, no. A patient is dead if either or both irreversible cardiac and brain death are present. In the acute setting, a full evaluation of brain function is often not possible and so one often uses cardiac function - or lack thereof - as a guideline in termination of resuscitative efforts. This is a safe assumption to make in most cases, as the brain is much more sensitive to anoxic damage than the heart is, so by the time a full cardiac death with associated asystole has manifested itself, the patient will have already suffered an irreversible brain death. One classic exception to this rule though is hypothermia. There is an old saying in emergency medicine that a patient isn't dead until he's warm and dead. The rationale behind this is that hypothermic patients really can display all the signs of death, but following re-warming and appropriate resuscitation survive to live a normal life.

      Common use of this procedure would change the definition of dead dramatically.

      I don't see how this procedure would change one thing in the definition of death. The article is quite light on the details and has no references from what I can see, but if I understand correctly, they are using hypothermia as a means to reduce metabolic load and hence gain time. As stated above, hypothermic patients are always rewarmed during resuscitation, so at the latest when a normal body temperature is reached, one would be able to distinguish the two groups of hypothermic patients from one another. Of course, what are the odds that someone would be intentionally put into this "suspended state" (which the article states lasts in the order of hours) and then left for dead.

      What happens if a doctor does this without permission to someone who will not even take a blood donation because of their faith? This also had the unfortunate situation of being a 'neat' idea. 'neat' ideas in a hospital setting are dangerous.

      The more I read your post, the more I think you're a troll or just have some serious grudge against the medical professions, but I've invested too much time in this post to stop now. During a resuscitation, one always puts the survival of the patient first in the absence of other wishes either by next of kin or in the form of an advance directive. If the treating team is going to be wrong about the patient's wishes, they want to err on the side of life. Your argument is absurd, because there is absolutely no way you can know what the patient's wishes are if their family or friends are not present and there are no advance directives to be found. Are you supposed to withhold donor blood from every trauma victim that comes through the doors on the off-chance that you might be treating a Jehovah's Witness?

    3. Re:Partially been done to humans. by stallos · · Score: 1

      Hi, Well, mentioning the pigs I heard another weird story from Italy. They made the story appear in news. It was about two pigs which were done experiments on. But scientists were amazed to see that the pigs turned colour from their normal pink to a yellowish colour. Ever saw yellow pigs? They exists.

    4. Re:Partially been done to humans. by renehollan · · Score: 1
      (even though things like surgery actually violate the oath...).

      The classic oath, yes.

      But that's because surgery was the exclusive domain of barbers ("cutters") way back then.

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  66. Not worried by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

    Technologies present lots of ethical problems, but I'm not worried about this one. Two reasons.

    1) It would never happen. As others point out, we're so worried about the potential problem that we don't allow death row inmates to become organ donors. Why would making organ donation easier and more successful change our already legally established position on the subject?

    2) Research into construction and growth of replacement organs is already well advanced for many organs. The technologies include 3-D tissue printers, growth of cells on a scaffolding, and in some cases regrowth from stem cells. Within a couple decades of suspended animation becoming a medical reality we will have plenty of lower-cost options for replacing most organs anyway. Transplantation is more expensive since it requires *two* surgeries.

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    1. Re:Not worried by diablomonic · · Score: 1

      already happening. See china/3rd world. 2) point taken, hope they hurry up before some one harvests me for my heart of gold :)

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  67. mnb Re:What sticky ethical problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I speak of the ethical problems of overpopulation. There are >6 Billion people walking on the Earth this very minute, and 6 Billion humans dead in the ground.
    That's right, there are more people alive today than have ever previously existed in the history of our species.
    Why do you get to artificially prolong your consumption of limited resources simply because you want to?
    I want a pony!

  68. sounds familiar by disturbedite · · Score: 1

    i imagine a long lost floating ship many years in the future carrying a band of genetically engineered augments that will be launched after a war breaking out on earth and.... you know the rest...

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  69. Pigs in Spaaaace! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Woohoo

  70. Of course... by pixelguru · · Score: 0

    ...the pig now thinks he's a tunafish sandwich.

  71. this is actually useful small scale..... by Blisshead · · Score: 1

    I'd like to be suspended while waiting in lines, around three pm at work, when politics or microsoft vs. apple come up....

  72. save a taxpayer's life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the government's standpoint, a saved life is an extra taxpayer for many years. Considering how much the average person pays in taxes, unless the cost of saving a single person runs into the millions, I'd say the government would probably back it.

  73. It wasn't the doctor who saved her life... by thenickboy · · Score: 4, Funny


    But 78-6 is, in fact, only mostly dead

    the thing that brought her back to life was TRUE LOVE...

    1. Re:It wasn't the doctor who saved her life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: TWU WUV.

    2. Re:It wasn't the doctor who saved her life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was "To Blave", which we all knows means to bluff. She was probably playing cards when ...

  74. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Net_fiend · · Score: 1

    Cooling the body doesn't stop the processes that happen in the body. It slows them down. So you still age. You don't end up like Fry from Futurama or Jason from Jason X. Just like "freezin" food in your freezer doesn't kill the germs it just slows them down, so that you can eat the food before the germs on the food can eat it and multiply.

    I don't see why we couldn't put people away for a bit in cold storage and bring them back out, but I think for periods of decades is a very far stretch with current tech. Down the road this might be possible and I hope it is from a space exploration stand point.

    You're not dead in suspended animation. A suspension doesn't mean stopped and animation doesn't mean non-motion. Not to mention a person isn't declared dead unless they are brain dead. Since you technically aren't brain dead while in suspended animation I fail to see why anyone would assume a person is dead if put in suspension. Unless of course they haven't read any science books, taken science in either HS or college as both of the basics of these topics are covered. ...but who knows maybe I'll end up delivering a pizza to some lab at midnight and get knocked into a cryogen pod. Personally I think it would suck because every single loved one you've ever known would be dead. Sure you might have a ton of money assuming the government doesn't snatch it up for itself during some war.

    Which brings up another good point. You're only ok in suspension if the building you are located in is ok. There are a million things that could go wrong that would be out of the hands of the people looking over you. World Wars don't typically have boundries. We still have yet to be invaded by a foreign power, which as the decades go by I see more and more likely at some point. Not in my lifetime I'm sure, but hell Rome fell. Why can't we?

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  75. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Zerth · · Score: 1

    Actually, I remember some apartment buildings in Korea work like that. If you can put down like $10,000 upfront, the interest pays the rent and then you get the money back when you leave. Of course with decreasing interest rates, more places are switching to plain rent.

  76. In related news ... by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Disney corporation has transferred all it's copyrights to an employee, who has now entered a state of cyrogenic suspension.

  77. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that's some fresh meat delivered straight from the farm!

  78. Demolition Man, Cryonics by docfisher · · Score: 1

    Cryogenic Incarceration anyone?

    Sounds like a version of Cryonics that might actually work. Anyone remember seeing news items on those vaults full of corpses frozen in liquid nitrogen since the 60's?

  79. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    "A suspension doesn't mean stopped and animation doesn't mean non-motion."

    What kind of bunk is this? If suspended meant stopped (it does; with the caveat that it can start again), and animation meant 'non-motion', suspended animation would mean "stopped non-motion". Are you claiming that the parent thought suspended animation was 'stopped non-motion'? Wtf, double negative batman.

    Suspend (v.): To cause to stop for a period; interrupt: suspended the trial.

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  80. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1
    >How many several-hundred-year-old organizations can one find right now?

    Few organizations are carefully designed and planned especially to last a long time. Besides, nanotech probably won't take more than a hundred years or so to develop, and probably a lot less. I don't understand why people have such a hard time believing that we will soon posses the technology to scan and reconstruct or replicate the molecules of the brain.

    As for legal issues and such, there's no need to speculate. People have already been preserved for decades. I haven't heard of many problems.

    World war and such still remains a major concern. I think the facilities are typically placed in relatively safe locations so there is a decent chance of their survival. There are no guaranties, but not dying is a pretty big payoff. Of course you will have a little more money to spend while you are alive if you don't invest in one of the life insurance policies that are used to fund the preservation, so there is something to loose. But you can get yourself preserved for an amazingly small amount like $30/month (paid to an insurance policy while you're alive).

    Another consideration is that if you're not too old today, then you stand a good chance of seeing the singularity (the explosion of artificial intelligence) or nanotechnology that will halt aging, before the end of your natural life span. Consider a child of today. It's kind of shocking when you realize that a child today can expect to easily live another 80 years, and by that time super intelligence will very likely have arrived, and death from old age will no longer be an issue. Children of today can figure they probably won't ever die of old age! The old saying that everybody dies someday, can no longer be justified! But people are still saying it. They haven't got it yet. Can you imagine what technology will be like in 80 years? Sure, huge advances might not happen, but I can't see much reason to think they won't.

  81. Niven correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Niven didn't really focus on suspended animation relating to organ donation. He just posited solving extraction, storage and rejection problems. He had a totally different storyline on people put in cryogenic storage, using a popular theory of memory being stored in RNA. They would take a convincted criminal and replace their mind with the memory RNA extracted from a "corpsicle" - a cryogenically preserved person. Assumedly, there was no way to thaw out the body so they did this instead.

  82. Note to Bill, I want my 9 billion bucks back... by HotBlackDessiato · · Score: 0

    ....signed Warren Buffet.

    Yay! Slothfull dynasties of wealth for a fixed group of frozen/unfrozen/frozen/unfrozen humans!

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  83. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to google "Ted Williams frozen head".

  84. Did you check the title too? ZOMBIE dogs, man! by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    The story was titled "U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs"

    So yes, the dog or in this case the pig's body was reanimated but how do you know the
    spirit of for example "Bowser" returns? God knows what kind of absolute evil could incarnate into
    flesh when you do something like that. You could turn loose an evil spirit like Baddog
    "the Biter of Carpets and Shredder of Newspapers"!

  85. Peter Safar by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

    This is not news. The pioneering work was done by the late Dr Peter Safar and his group at the Safar Center of Resuscitation Research at the University of Pittsburgh.

  86. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 0

    Quick, someone revive Walt Disney so I can beat him back to death.

  87. Punishment? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    How about being someone's bitch for a lifetime?

    Besides, what is the point of punishment anymore? My understanding is, punishment is what you do when you want someone changed. You spank them and say "No, no, no! Don't do that again!" And then maybe they won't. Whether that works with the current prison system is up for debate.

    The other reason usually given is that it removes these people from society. This one I can buy. But doesn't life remove people as effectively as death?

    Life costs more than death. So if you want to talk about a moral issue, I think it's far more ethical to kill a convict for their organs than to kill a convict because it costs more money to hold them. Only way I can see around that is to donate a lifetime's worth of prison upkeep to some charity everytime you kill someone... but that benefits the charity. If you burn the money, that causes inflation, which is certainly good for someone.

    Ok, I know you're just the messenger, but I don't like this at all -- not to mention the whole dead innocents bit. But if I was in charge, I'd have to do some math -- how many innocent lives can be saved by finding someone now serving life wasn't guilty? How many innocent lives could be saved by donating that same amount of money to charity? Or even sending it back into the tax system, maybe put it in education, maybe raise more doctors, who can save someone else's life later?

    In any case, tricky as it is, it's such a waste -- especially because I'm sure there are plenty of people on death row who still have some kind of ethics. You know, maybe some sick KKK bastard who rapes and murders little black girls, but would love to donate his organs to a good white family. It's not the family's fault he was a racist. Or maybe it's a psychopath, someone who went absolutely batshit crazy and killed 20 or 30 people, then reverted to a mostly normal human being -- someone who knows she can never live a good life, who knows she'll always have the capacity for that, but still has her good moments, and wants to do some good, even if it's the last thing she does.

    I just don't see organs as being that much more powerful a motivator for the death penalty than money. Maybe I'm just used to the less morally ambiguous kind of corruption.

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    1. Re:Punishment? by Andrew+Aguecheek · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Punishment? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain that the poster you replied to was referring to the monetary cost of keeping someone imprisoned for life compared to that of executing them.

      The line in the page you linked is: "Putting people to death is more costly than incarcerating them for life, and even then our legal system is not foolproof."

      If you read the whole article you will notice a couple of things. First, it's an editorial, i.e. one person's opinion. Second, the article isn't reffering to the monetary cost but rather an intangible cost that is incured by the loss of innocent life.

    3. Re:Punishment? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      No, it's true that their is a great monetary cost of for having someone executed as well. The reason is because of the huge legal costs of all the appeals prior to the execution.

      http://www.fguide.org/Bulletin/cappun.htm

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    4. Re:Punishment? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      I just love studies based on speculation. Nothing like guessing at what the legal cost would have been if the person had been tried without the death penalty. I'm sorry but that arguement isn't going to float with me. A person fighting live in prison is going to cost just as much in appeals and legal fees as a person fighting the death penalty, especially if he/she is really innocent

      Let's consider a hypothetical situation. Let's say Bob is a 19 year old gang member who walks into McDonald's one day and guns down 30 people. Let's look at our options. First there's the death penalty, long drawn out legal battle lasting years. Eventually, he runs out of appeals and is executed. End of story. Second there's life in prison without possibility of parol. Same long drawn out appeal process. Ends in Bob in prison for the rest of his life.

      Now explain to me how it can possibly be cheaper to feed, clothe, provide shelter and guard for Bob for the next 40-60 years.

      I realize that there are probably innocent people that have been put to death by mistake. But that is a failure elsewhere in the system. We should be pointing fingers at the cops who falsify evidence and ignore proper procedure. Besides would you rather that person is caged the rest of his life? That's not living either.

  88. Ice Crystals by carnus · · Score: 1

    Theoretically, you could avoid ice crystals and break the 0C barrier by raising the atmospheric pressure. Ice crystals would tend to form at temperatures lower than 0C. Additionally, salinity levels in the body may slightly lower the ice formation point as well.

  89. Bio anti-freeze? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    If they do break the 0*C barrier, it'll likely be at the cost of the patient's life. At the point where water freezes, cell's rupture from the ice crystals forming within. I don't know how the hell they could get around that, unless they can somehow dehydrate the body and rehydrate it on revival

    Maybe I've been working on cars too much, but why not use anti-freeze? Obviously you can't use the same stuff. However, could there be an organic (or anything safe) form of anti-freeze injected into the blood stream prior to freezing below 0c?

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    1. Re:Bio anti-freeze? by MachDelta · · Score: 1
      Maybe I've been working on cars too much, but why not use anti-freeze? Obviously you can't use the same stuff. However, could there be an organic (or anything safe) form of anti-freeze injected into the blood stream prior to freezing below 0c?
      Some animals literally do survive short periods of freezing by producing mass quantities of glycerol (or other substances) to protect major organs. The wood frog is the only example I remember from high school biology, but I know there are other reptiles and insects (dunno about any mammals) that can survive freezing too. So it's definitely possible, even if it involves a little bit of playing god.
    2. Re:Bio anti-freeze? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biology teacher back in High School did his doctoral thesis on something very similar. Snails have a type of biological anti-freeze which allows them to freeze in the winter and thaw out and be back about their business come springtime.

  90. sticky ethical problems ? by n3m6 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I don't quite understand your "sticky ethical problems". What are the issues of concern here ?

    1. Re:sticky ethical problems ? by magus088 · · Score: 1

      Clinical tests on human beings.... You're brother is in a tight financial situation and he's offered 5 grand to be a test subject for this. He accepts because he's broke, and dies during the procedure. They decide it's not safe for humans yet, and you have one less brother. That sticky ethical issue.

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    2. Re:sticky ethical problems ? by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Eh? That sounds like every medical procedure since the dawn of time. Everything used today had to be tested on human subjects at one point.

      Even if you skip the human testing and just bring it out to market, your first thousand customers will end up being the unoffical human testers.

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    3. Re:sticky ethical problems ? by chawly · · Score: 1

      They need to distinguish pig-shit from horse-shit, perhaps ?

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  91. Public hospital breakthrough! by suckmysav · · Score: 1

    I can imagine this going down gangbusters in our overcrowded emergency departments.

    "Nurse, get this man into a suspended animation pod stat! We'll let the next shift worry about him . . . "

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  93. Two words by lordofthechia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Child Care!

    If this technology could be refined and then mass-produced to where freezing someone for say 8 hours would be cheaper than day care then I can definitely see a market for that...

    "Never miss your child's first steps, first words, or anything they do!" "*Always* be there for your kids!" "Never worry about where your children are at night!" "Freeze and Forget!" "Spend more time alone with your spouse without having to worry about the little ones barging in!"

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  95. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by mvdw · · Score: 1

    A relatively famous science communicator here in Australia maintains that "our" generation (ie, those currently in our 20's and 30's) will either be the last to die of old age or the first to live forever. I was going to put a mwahahaha on the end of that sentence, but it seemed too glib.

  96. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Stompp · · Score: 1
    The bottom line is that getting yourself frozen in the face of a terminal illness is a very low-probability shot in the dark. But any chance of survival is better than no chance, so I'd take the risk if it were me.


    Honestly, a shot in the dark is better than some people have. In that situation I can't honestly say I wouldn't "chance it". .000001% chance beats the hell out of 0% any day of the week.

    As for waking up rich, good luck there. If its hundreds of years, there are so many factors... but you never know, you could wake up a celebrity for being the oldest/first cured/first something person to come out of cryogenesis if your money doesn't meet you there for whatever reason!
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  97. Avalanche Victims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    AVALANCHE VICTIMS?
    Perhaps you meant frostbite victims?

    Avalanche victims who DIE rarely have hypothermia as a cause of death. They are usually killed by suffocation, CO2 tox, or trauma.

    Avalanche victims who LIVE rarely have profound/severe hypothermia because they are rescued relatively quickly (which is why they lived) or they weren't fully buried. Additionally, snow is a good insulator and most avalanche victims are dressed for conditions.

    HYPOTHERMIA
    Field hypothermia treatment is generally passive rewarming (ie, stop any further heat loss). Active rewarming of hypothermia patients is done in controlled settings due primarily to the time and effort to rewarm the victims, cardiac complications that can arrise from profound/severe hypothermia, and the effectivness of hospital rewarming (gastric lavage, extracorporeal blood rewarming). Field rewarming is very difficult and time consuming, if not damned near impossible. It is generally only done if we cannot evac.

    FROSBITE
    Frostbite tx is to prevent any further freezing. You can field rewarm if you can do it properly AND be assured that the area will not refreeze during evac because the damage will be compounded. That is different than previously frostbitten, then healed, areas being more prone to frostbite due to circulation issues.

  98. Passengers as Cargo for Air Travel by ad454 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, I just can't wait until airlines decide to save money on flights by forcing passengers into suspended animation, under the guise of preventing terrorism, just so they can stack people in boxes as cargo.

    Airlines don't worry much about the health effects of passengers when they cut back on fresh air and increased the percentage of stale recirculated air. So I doubt that airlines will care about the health effects of passengers that are forced to undergo suspended animation.

  99. Um, no thanks. by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 1

    The process the article describes requires having all your blood drained out and then replaced. Somehow I don't think that'll sell very well. I could be wrong.

  100. Futururama by SIInudeity · · Score: 1

    Schweeet. I can now freeze myself, until Futurama comes out in 2008.

  101. Pigs in space !!! by PermanentMarker · · Score: 0

    this is mrs piggy to ground control: Hiiiiii---Ya! (remember the muppets)

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  102. He's dead. He Can't Oik by gijoel · · Score: 1

    Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your pig here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

    What's that?

    Make sausages

  103. Oh, GRITS... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought you said "girls" and I was like "wtf, is this guy on crack?"

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  104. overblown by koroviev+(begemot) · · Score: 1
    what suspended animation? the pig was not frozen - this is on the same level as people drowning in sub-zero water, to be pulled an hour latter and survive (becase they were too cold to go brain dead). wake me up when someone figures out a way to freeze mammals without cell membrane damage.

    Actually, its physicly possible. There are several ice phases (http://www.lsbu.ac.uk/water/phase.html/, and just above 10e9 Pa pressure and less than 200 K there are two forms of amorphous ice (LDA and HDA) that dont form crystals (to rupture cell membranes). So actually, one needs to raise the pressure to 10e9 Pa fisrt and start lowering the temperature. Bingo. And thats technologicaly feasible - dip a body in some fluid so that lungs are full of it, connect arteries to same fluid - start circulation to get rid of blood - then raise pressure to 10e9 Pa as fast as possible without creating shockwaves. Than cool as fast as possible to get to LDA.

  105. Abridged version by famebait · · Score: 1

    For mpatient readers who can't be bothered to read the whole long parent post, here is a handy summary:

    I am a transhumanist nut-job, you insensitive clod

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  106. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The real problems are financial and political. Suppose you get yourself "frozen". At that point, are you legally alive or dead?

    Actually, this is easy. In some places (possibly many) you need to be in a normal room temperature environment to be declared dead. Put another way, you need to be warmed up before you can be declared dead.

    So really, as long as you've set aside enough money to cover the cooling process, the heirs will just have to live with it.

  107. Ethical problems? What ethical problems? by jandersen · · Score: 0

    'Long the domain of transhumanist nut-jobs, cryogenic suspension may be just two years away from clinical trials on humans (presuming someone can solve the sticky ethical problems).'

    That is easily resolved - just use it on terror-suspects. They are outside the law and mostly subhuman, like muslems and people who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when American (business-) interests were enacted.

  108. A little bit more complicated by DrYak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The exact procedure of tests to determine brain activity is a little bit more complicated in the medical reality.

    It's not only "EEG is flat ergo the patient is dead, let's pull happily the plug".

    Mostly, a doctor is supposed to run a whole batch of several tests, mostly testing funciton of the brain stem (with the idea that nowaday one needs a functionning brain stem to live. Just as in the past centuries the pulse was tested because a functionning hearth seemed to be a sensible requirement)
    Those test have to be repeated. They should be done at least twice by 2 different doctors.
    Some part of the tests consider simple reflex loops (head-eye motion). But other tests require to see if there are sign that, once the machine is unplugged, spontaneous respiration may be able restart. (Not a spontaneous repiration after unplugging per se. Reflexes /trying/ to drive respiration after unplug-ing is enough).
    Another important part is to exclude causes that may transitionnaly mimic brain death but that are reversible (hypothermia, drugs, etc... may be reversible once temperature is back to normal, once drug has been cleared, etc...). That's also one of the reasons why the test should be done at least 2 times.

    Translated to some Sci-Fi suspended animation state, the person inside ISN'T considered dead, EVEN if the EEG is flat.
    Under current definition of legal death in most juridictions, the death will be considered only AFTER the person is put OUT OF suspended state (must satisfy both the condition to see if anything can restart spontaneously and the necessity to clear any condition that mimic brain death). Until then, when the person is still in suspended animation, you can neither see the spontaneity (still plugged to the sleep pod) nor did your clear the cause that mimics brain death (suspended animation *will* mimic it, so you must first exclude it before asserting death).

    Therefor, there's no legal issues with the suspended animation. The person is clearly still alive. The question will only come out when one tries to revive and get the person out of the sleeping pod. And then again the current juridiction is clear.

    In fact the legal definition could be abused the other way around. Because the person in the sleeping pod is legally alive, this could be used to keep a government head (a king or dictator) in power "ad eternam" even if he's terminally ill. The politician won't be able to govern anymore. But his bureaucracy/administration may keep working "in his name". Add some cult of personnality and some "waiting for when the king wakes-up again" notions and you certainly found a key problem.
    Imagine Ariel Sharon being kept indefinitly in suspended animation (and we're not far from it. He's kept in vegetative state and was still officially in his position until the successor got named, although probably, given the massive stroke series he endured, his brain is fried).
    Or imagine Stalin being put in suspended animation and his bureaucracy continuing to perpetrate the terror in his name, until he wakes up again...
    Quite spooky.

    Note: I did graduate medicine in _Switzerland_ so some subtleties may vary in your specific juridiction. But the main idea seem to be valid most of the time.

    More info in wikipedia

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  109. Glad they worked it out by Rethcir · · Score: 1

    Can we unfreeze Ted Williams yet? I think the sox could use some trade bait for more starting pitching.

  110. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    That's a little bit different than what is described, however it's an interesting concept. I'm not sure what kind of interest they're using, but assuming all the money from interest goes to pay the rent, then you're still looking at quite a substantial interest rate to pull this off. Let's see. $1000 a month for rent = $12000 a year. That means you'd need to be collecting 120% interest on the money. Realistically, you'd probably have to put down $100,000.

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  111. Did someone order a pizza... by tehgimpness · · Score: 1

    for I C Weiner?

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  112. Card's Worthing Saga by Nitrzoxide · · Score: 1

    I am rereading Orson Scott Card's The Worthing Saga right now. It presents an ethical problem that I havent seen brought up yet. In this story, the galaxy is governed by the planet Capitol. On Capitol, a new class system has developed through the use of a drug called Somec. Somec essentially allows for extended suspended animation. The rich and powerful sleep for many years, and wake for a very few, allowing them to seemingly live forever. This breeds coruption and stagnation, and ultimatly brings about the end of all civilization for thousands of years.

    If suspended animation can be implemented, there must be strict regulation on how and when it can be used (space travel.) It should not be used as the play thing, or the escape from death, of only the rich and the "powerful." What if George W. was in power for the next 1000 years?

    1. Re:Card's Worthing Saga by chawly · · Score: 1

      " What if George W. was in power for the next 1000 years? " I don't personally want to think about that right now. It is not yet 10 in the morning - much too early to get drunk. Besides, all these jokes about a horse's ass or a pig's ear are just a bit too vulgar.

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  113. Deep! by Genghis · · Score: 1

    Of course 10e9 Pa is the equivalent of being about 616 miles underwater.

    That's going to take a very long time to get back to normal atmospheric pressure without causing decompression sickness (the bends!). And the cold is just going to slow the offgassing as the pressure drops.

  114. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    Some people choose to believe in a god because it makes them feel better. You choose to believe in 'the explosion of artificial intelligence' and 'nanotechnology' instead, but for the same reason. You are speculating on nothing but your own hopes. Could be 10 years (unlikely) or 100 years or 1000 years or 10000 years. It is simply unknown when or if such advances will take place. There is no data upon which to base a realistic estimate.

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  115. Hundreds of Pigs at the same time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's rediculous. Why not one pig for a period of hundreds of hours? It's like they're trying to compensate for only being able to freeze a pig for two hours by freezing HUNDREDS of pigs at the SAME TIME!!! My God, think of the applications!

    1. Re:Hundreds of Pigs at the same time? by chawly · · Score: 1

      This stopped me:-

      "That's rediculous."
      And I have to disagree - "bluediculous" is what it is. It would be quite ridiculous to think otherwise.

      Then I came to this bit:-

      "freezing HUNDREDS of pigs at the SAME TIME!!! My God, think of the applications!"
      and I have to say that I think the applications are already thought out - down at our local slaughter house, for example. You know, the meat goes bad if you don't freeze it. I don't know if they watch over them as carefully though. And I certainly hope that they don't come back to life - especially after my lunch break.
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  116. All hail our new zombie pig overlords! by harris+s+newman · · Score: 0

    All hail our new zombie pig overlords!

  117. Sim City (was Re: How?) by Laebshade · · Score: 1
    It will make a good business, freezing people so their savings would grow and they could see the future.

    I can see it now: I am the mayor of a small size city. Cryogenically frozen, I wake up years later to millions of dollars. The only bad thing is there are scattered floods, fire, and burned down buildings, and Godzilla is about to step on my pod. But hey, at least I made a lot of money! I can fix those pesky missing buildings and power outages later.
  118. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever see the original Star Trek series? Of course you have... but it was full of fanciful stuff that was thought not to happen in our lifetimes (I was 11 or 12 when it was new). Cell phones ("communicators"), automatically opening doors, flat screen computers; voice activated computers; touch screen computers; computer graphics; Space Shuttles; etc. About the only things we don't have yet that were on Star Trek were the warp drive, transporter, and matter replicator. Hell, we even have energy weapons for crowd control now ("phasers").

    And at least one development we went PAST Star Trek. In one of the movies McCoy gives Kirk a pair of reading glasses, because the treatment for age related presbyopia (farsightedness) is some kind of eyedrops that Kirk is allergic to. Well, we don't have the eyedrops yet but we have something better. I was nearsighted since the first time my eyes were tested in 2nd grade, with 20/400 vision last exam; plus since I'm over 50 (like Kirk in the movie) I was farsighted. I wore contact lenses AND reading glasses. I then got a cataract, so they implanted an artificial lens last month. I'm now 20/16 (that's better than 20/20) and can read the date on a dime on a good day, and I'm still strengthing the atrophied, unused for 10 years focusing muscles! Yay, technology!

    Today's science fiction is next decade's accepted boring reality.

  119. List of Cryonic Suspension Journal Articles by kulakovich · · Score: 1

    I'd like to introduce some facts to this thread, being that people are claiming that tissue "freezing" is impossible.

    This page has a list of journal articles supporting the scientific basis for cryonics. Yes, it is hosted at Alcor, spare me the ad-hominems if you please, the work is valid.

    Selected Journal Articles Supporting the Scientific Basis of Cryonics
    Science FAQ, including pre/post vitrification high magnification images of neural tissue.
    Scientist's Open Letter on Cryonics - Letter of support from the science community.

    Hope this helps clear things up for some.

    kulakovich, transhumnanist nutjob.
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    Member World Transhumanist Association - transhumanism.org
    Member Alcor Life Extension Foundation - alcor.org
    Member Independent Game Developers Association - igda.org
    etc.
    etc.

  120. Obligatory.... by NeuroMatrix · · Score: 1

    (can't believe no one posted this already (well, not modded to 3+, anyway) Piiigs Iiiiin Spaaaaaace!!!!

  121. Hollywood has headstart on this..... by ennadaiit · · Score: 1

    Obligatory, movie reference - Demolition Man
    In move, good behaviour problem solved by 'teaching' crimials through DMA.

  122. Re:But transhumanism isn't a religion by vertinox · · Score: 1

    "Well, of course we must respect the views of those who follow the transhumanist faith ..."

    But then again... Transhumanism isn't a religion. At best it is an ideology like Technocratism, Marxism, or Singularitian.

    Transhumanists don't believe in a messiah of technology or even go to church or pay dues. They just assume that technology will help them rise above their current limitations as a human.

    As opposed to a Singularitian, who believes that currents trends make lead to a Singularity type of event through Strong AI. But that movement is secular and believes that such an event would be acheived via science and technology instead of magic and gods.

    Then again... Many Transhumanists buy into the singularity and vice versa.

    But both groups are pretty much secular and or humanists. No faith or belief or required.

    Maybe a bit of over reaching optimism.

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  123. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or perhaps housing simply isn't as expensive there as you are assuming? In India, at least, building a (very modest) house costs less than $3000.

  124. On a side note... by danpsmith · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this give you a glimpse of what death is like? Or at least non-existance? Or maybe it would just be like a black-out on alcohol. Maybe that's what those other things are like too then though....

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  125. This brings to mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a certain joke about Cobol programmers.

    1. Re:This brings to mind... by chawly · · Score: 1

      was my thought too.

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  126. But my religion isn't on trial here. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

    You have a valid point. I'm not concerned about this type of discontinuity for the reasons that the first child-post addresses. However I am concerned about non-Moraveckian uploads for this precise reason, and am thinking of having a stipulation in my will asking that I not be subjected to a destructive upload unless it's an incremental (neuron by neuron) one and I am conscious the whole time.

    But that's getting beside the point of my original question-- I have a set of beliefs about the afterlife. By entering in a cryonics contract, I am acting in accordance with my beliefs and not hurting anybody else. Why should my opting for cryonics present the slightest ethical dilemma that anybody else should concern themselves with?

    1. Re:But my religion isn't on trial here. by Drakai · · Score: 1

      Because in the off chance that it works you will have out-stayed your welcome? Not really and that could easily apply to all medical technology. The difference is that most people accept living our lives in our given time with a pretty set (and arbitrary) life-span expectation. You seek to live your life in both our time and someone elses (aka the future).

      Not saying you are wrong but it does cause clutter and use resources. That makes it sticky to me. Plus, if it were applied universally and everyone set aside a cyro-box for themselves for some future date, would we run out of space and resources before we found the imagined cures we hope to see in the future? And if said cures/technology never emerged would we simply have wasted all of those resources?

      Well, all that aside, I see no real problem with what people do with their time and money or their hope for the future. I thought the article's reference to sticky ethical issue was refering to the inherent risk of freezing someone to death and them not making it back. The sticky part is the question of: Would they have lived without the freezing? But to me, it's the same with any risky medical procedure: Sometimes you have to take a chance and hope for the best.

    2. Re:But my religion isn't on trial here. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you raised the following point...

      Because in the off chance that it works you will have out-stayed your welcome? Not really and that could easily apply to all medical technology. The difference is that most people accept living our lives in our given time with a pretty set (and arbitrary) life-span expectation. You seek to live your life in both our time and someone elses (aka the future).

      I don't know if this is your actual point of view or if you're representing a common objection that might come up, but I suspect it's there somewhere below the surface for a lot of people, especially the "precautionary principle" crowd. The assumption seems to be that the universe belongs to someone else (God, future generations) and we are mere guests or tennants in it. I think what we have here may be the future's equivalent to the increasingly irrelevant liberal/conservative dichotomy of today.

      As a future-liberal I believe that the universe doesn't belong to anybody, and everyone is free to attempt to survive in it for as long as they can manage. How long an individual has lived doesn't make them have any less right to continue living than other individuals. To argue otherwise requires an implicit belief in a universal moral authority that determines how long people have a right to live.

  127. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Zerth · · Score: 1

    Yah, I was using the cost of korean housing in my example. In the states or UK, if they did that sort of thing, of course you'd have to plunk down as much as a house.

  128. The biggest threats to us nut-jobs. by f1r3br4nd · · Score: 1

    Even though techincal obstacles loom large, they're not what I'm worried about-- we're looking at an indefinite R&D time window, after all.

    The real threats are...

    1. The cryonics community failing to self-identify as a religion entitled to the same constitutional protections as any other collection of nut-jobs with a shared opinion about the soul and the afterlife. Without these protections, as we get on the public's radar, we will become easy prey for luddites like Jeremy Rifkin, Leon Kass, and Peter Singer.

    2. Economic upheavals so extreme that they would cause even the very risk-averse cryonics companies to go under. At the moment, the leading candidates for triggering such upheavals are peak oil and climate change. So as cryonicists we need to do what we can during our brief first lifetimes to make society's transition away from petroleum and its adjustment to climate change as smooth as possible.

    1. Re:The biggest threats to us nut-jobs. by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      What bugs me is that people's right to their own personal beliefs ought to be protected regardless of the nature of the belief: religious, scientific, personal, commercial. It doesn't matter. It's nobody's business but their own. I don't believe law has any moral basis for distinguishing between types of beliefs. A basis for punishing people for actions that violate the rights of others, yes, but not for concerning itself directly with what people believe.

      Best of luck to you, and I hope you succeed in all your goals including your journey into the future. And I hope you find a paradise where liberty reigns.

    2. Re:The biggest threats to us nut-jobs. by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      BTW, I really appreciated reading your posting history on this subject.

      Also, may I please encourage you to look into the economics that I believe people will need to know about in order to survive the shifts in governments that are likely to happen between now and then?

  129. That describes about 90% of the /. crowd by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you say?

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    1. Re:That describes about 90% of the /. crowd by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was too busy watching "The Matrix".

      What were we talking about?

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  130. Wood frogs can freeze almost solid. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    From National Geographic article on Wood Frogs

    The common wood frog displays a rare trait called freeze tolerance. When the mercury falls, the animal becomes, to the eye and touch, a frog- shaped ice cube. The way it does this may eventually be copied to aid human organ transplants.

    In reality, the frog's metabolism slows to a crawl, and its body temperature drops to between 21 and 30 Fahrenheit (-6 and -1 Celsius). The amphibian's heart and brain cease to function.

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  131. Cool. Lets load up the motherships. by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1
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  132. Money Won't Be a Factor by airship · · Score: 1

    Money is based on scarcity, and technology continually works to minimize scarcity. Once technology advances to the point of eliminating the scarcity of all necessary goods and services, money will become obsolete.

    By all of the best estimates, the 'singularity' where this will happen is anywhere from 20 to 100 years away.

    Therefore, you only need to worry about paying for the cost of your maintenance for as long as money still exists. Oh, and that same singularity will probably make it possible to wake you up and fix you about that same time, anyway.

    Of course, there are always factions struggling to maintain the status quo so they can maintain their power, but they invariably eventually lose.

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  133. Mr. Burn's miracle cure? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    So i guess this the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back...

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  134. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by Zobeid · · Score: 1

    Was it? I don't remember much about the subject from that period. . . But aside from that, the important difference is that nobody in the 1930s had any clue about the theory underlying cryo-suspension. They didn't even understand what the difficulties were (i.e. if you freeze and then thaw somebody, why don't they simply wake up?), much less have any strategy in mind for overcoming them. Space travel was different because a lot of rocketry enthusiasts had a fair grasp of the difficulties involved and a decent set of ideas for how to tackle them. (re: Robert Goddard, Hermann Oberth, the British Interplanetary Society, and even Buck Rogers comic strips) No such understanding existed for human cryo-suspension.

    A comparable level of understanding with regard to cryonics didn't arrive until, roughly, the early 1990s. That's when we started to get a fair idea of the kind of tissue damage freezing causes (it's bad!), and of a technology that could, in theory, someday repair such damage. And there's still no guarantee it will ever be practical. But likewise, there doesn't seem to be anything in the laws of science that prevent it from being done. That's the basis of my guarded optimism.

  135. Hey, whatever happened to ... by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    It was only a while back that we learned that hydrogen sulfide gas could put a mouse into suspended animation, without freezing. I wonder how this method is working out. (I perused the science fairs locally and didn't see any kids farting on mice in jars...)

    I suppose that the nature of pigs is such that they thrive on exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, whereas a mouse tends to faint dead away.

  136. perceptions of time by rbkk5n · · Score: 1

    I wonder, with this newfound ability to stop time, so to speak, what non-physical part of us will continue to propagate through the same medium of moments. Is there a way to use this technique to enable and examine parts of the consciousness that exist only in states of coma, near-death, etc? If nothing is found, I wonder if the body in this state becomes a shell of pure potential, in a state vunerable to abuse or reconfiguring or even mental replacement.

  137. Re:But transhumanism isn't a religion by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    Transhumanists don't believe in a messiah of technology or even go to church or pay dues. They just assume that technology will help them rise above their current limitations as a human.

    As opposed to a Singularitian, who believes that currents trends make lead to a Singularity type of event through Strong AI. But that movement is secular and believes that such an event would be acheived via science and technology instead of magic and gods.

    Then again... Many Transhumanists buy into the singularity and vice versa.

    But both groups are pretty much secular and or humanists. No faith or belief or required.


    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, and almost by definition god is indistinguishable from magic. Technology after the singularity will also be, by definition, sufficiently advanced. I'd say that at some point transhumanists believe technology will be sufficiently advanced as well. I'd safely call both ideas religions in that they require trust and faith in science and technology that is not yet present.

  138. the "Self" is a state machine by silverdirk · · Score: 1

    If you decide to use this definition of soul... then there's not really anything to get upset about. Your consciousness would then be a state machine, whose output is a product of the current state and the inputs. If you duplicate the machine and its state, and then resume processing with both, then both of them are "you" at the moment they are started, however as the state of each machine begins to differentiate, they would no longer be the same person.

    In that sense, "you" is a continuously changing variable. You derive your individuality from the address of your variable (the atoms of your body). You also derive continuity from the memories of important past states, much like edits to software with a change log. In that sense, cloning yourself would be like forking the project. Both have the old states of "you" in the change history. You could claim that one is more legitimate than the other based on variable address, but both contain the same value at the moment the cloning takes place.

    In this mentality, "right to life" is the desire to continue the progress of your state machine. If RL had save points where you could upload a graph of your atomic structure, then you shouldn't worry about doing foolish things that might get you killed, since they could just recycle your matter into a replica of your saved state and resume execution. If your execution resumes, then the "you" of some recent state is still alive.

    If you want to take the religious spin on this, things get a lot more complicated. Starting with the assumption that you have a soul, given to you by God, you have to assume that this Soul is driving the decisions of your mind. If you freeze your mind, the soul will either go dormant, or leave for Heaven, or reside in some temporary space until it can reclaim the body.

    Cloning (like duplication, not embryonic cloning) gets even more crazy. Either God will give your soul control over both bodies (or maybe this will be an intrinsic property of a soul, that all bodies that it matches will be available for control), or leave one "soulless" in such a way that it has no proper judgement (like some sort of animal with advanced intellectual abilities), or grant a new soul to the new copy. It might also be possible that body, and not the soul, maintains state history (memory) and so each body would behave the same over time despite not knowing the thoughts or actions of the other body.

    The interesting question there is whether a linked soul would be mutable or immutable, and whether race conditions would occour. This could lead to a buffer overflow that would allow us to hack into God's network and access the secrets we've always wanted to know.

    And, once God realizes he's been hacked, he might just shut down the whole machine and call an early finish to the project. In short, Christians should be very worried about human suspension and duplication, and pass laws against it.

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  139. Better off dead? by Sithech · · Score: 1

    So your point is, he is better off dead than getting fixed? You can't sell that position to any trauma surgeon in this country. People do usually think they are better off being alive, even with major permanent damage, than being dead. At least the guys I knew from 'Nam were glad to be still alive - absent a few of the bad days, that is. Not a 100% thing, of course, but who would you like to make the 'better off dead' decision? To twist Richard Coeur d'Leon's aphorism "Fix 'em all, and let God sort 'em out!"

  140. The Unkillable Soldier by hicksw · · Score: 1

    Show me a world with unkillable soldiers, and I will show you some seriously weird lifers.

  141. Old companies (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And Stora Enso can trace its origins back to at least 1288. (and to my home town)

    There was no such thing as companies in the modern sense then, of course. But still, some things really do survive that long. Having being present at the 700-year anniversary of a company seems a little unreal, in retrospect...

  142. The B Ark by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    Just hope you don't get stuck in the B ark!!!

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  143. Re:Long-term suspension is probably science fictio by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1

    I just noticed your reply. Is there any point in me replying 11 days later? Is anyone listening? I'll post this just to see if I can reply this long later.