When you stop and think about it, if you're getting fired and you're frustrated enough to send something insane, it's probably time for a career change anyway.
The only question is, are you attempting to look unimportant so you will be looked over, or because you know someone will look at that as a dead give away that you're trying to "look" unimportant because you actually have a lot to hide and want to draw attention to yourself because you actually are, unimportant ?
Switch the recognition to instead of a simple face shot, needing to say "My password is XXXX" so the software can watch your facial movements.
If you're dumb enough to let someone video tape you saying "My Password is XXXX", especially if you use a system like this, it's unlikely you have anyhting important enough to break in and steal anyway.
The interviewee is quite possibly a douche nozzle.
A douche nozzle is actually a quite sophisticated piece of plastic.
With it's slim and sleek shape, as well as strategically positioned delivery holes, a douche nozzle thoroughly cleans the vagina without causing much if any damage or discomfort. All the while dealing with pressure from the resident douche-bag.
A douche-bag on the other hand, simply spews a mess all over the place on its' own.
I'm sure we all appreciate your attempt at linguistic innovation, but we've spent decades calling people douche-bags for a reason.
What happened to the days where people actually moved up in a company for comming up with good ideas, aren't these people the ones who should be running the company ?
I'd sell drugs and steal before I ever worked for one of these companies run by people who have no skills other than manipulating and cheating people.
Find out the names of the operating systems and software running on the systems involved in the huge security bungles that have made headlines in recent years.
If open source software tops the list, so be it.
But I think you're going to see the name Microsoft come up quite often.
I'm fairly sure they're going to be pretty pissed when they open it expecting chocolates and all they find is a bunch of wiring and batteries.
I don't have a girlfriend so I can't be entirely sure, but I do know that the chick at the video store wasn't happy when I finally got her to open the box of chocolates I was holding in front of me only to find my penis poking in from a hole in the bottom.
But at least people knew what I meant which is the important part. You on the other hand, I can't tell if you just like being an asshole, or you're trying to help.
In front of a NASA officials desk sits a well dressed man smoking a cigar pitching his project to the official who has an uneasy look on his face.
We hears that you guys here at the NASA have a problem involving the uh, reporduction, in space. Here's what we're gonna do for you.
As you can see, Debbie and Frank back there ain't wearin much. In fact, all they're wearin is our new uh, prototype. It is this, prototype, that will allow Debbie and Frank back there to, reproduce, in space.
We have the crew, all of the required equipment, and our own camera men to uh, document, our product and the techniques involved in the products use.
All we need from you here at the NASA, is the zero gravity.
Meanwhile a man and a woman are standing in the back of the NASA officials office wearing nothing but leather strap outfits, he has a chain attached to a leather collar on his neck and she is holding the other end.
Hey Frank, do you think they'll go for it ?
I sure hope so Deb, it would be the first time I was ever encouraged to get to the money shot as quickly as possible.
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I got a mental picture of management handing a secretary the printed papers, and a bottle of whiteout.
It's funny that you mention switching careers.
When you stop and think about it, if you're getting fired and you're frustrated enough to send something insane, it's probably time for a career change anyway.
It's a bert thing, we don't expect you to understand. :)
I don't know about that. I've been rehired after doing some pretty shitty things on my way out in frustration.
The only time I wasn't rehired was when I kicked in the managers office door to get my watch on my way out.
Likewise, the company knows to prepare much better next time they fire him.
Do lawyers ever write anything that's short and to the point ?
What's the difference between data sent from the keyboard and data sent frm a smart card ?
If it still has to be transfered it doesn't matter what peripheral created the signal.
How do you know Mr. T isn't pretty handy with computers ?
How do you know Mr. T didn't hack in and create a Knight F Mowawk class ?
The only question is, are you attempting to look unimportant so you will be looked over, or because you know someone will look at that as a dead give away that you're trying to "look" unimportant because you actually have a lot to hide and want to draw attention to yourself because you actually are, unimportant ?
Switch the recognition to instead of a simple face shot, needing to say "My password is XXXX" so the software can watch your facial movements.
If you're dumb enough to let someone video tape you saying "My Password is XXXX", especially if you use a system like this, it's unlikely you have anyhting important enough to break in and steal anyway.
A douche nozzle is actually a quite sophisticated piece of plastic.
With it's slim and sleek shape, as well as strategically positioned delivery holes, a douche nozzle thoroughly cleans the vagina without causing much if any damage or discomfort. All the while dealing with pressure from the resident douche-bag.
A douche-bag on the other hand, simply spews a mess all over the place on its' own.
I'm sure we all appreciate your attempt at linguistic innovation, but we've spent decades calling people douche-bags for a reason.
It's a good thing you mentioned that, for a moment there I was thinking nuke Nigeria.
Raffle for a prize, what a fucking joke.
What happened to the days where people actually moved up in a company for comming up with good ideas, aren't these people the ones who should be running the company ?
I'd sell drugs and steal before I ever worked for one of these companies run by people who have no skills other than manipulating and cheating people.
Find out the names of the operating systems and software running on the systems involved in the huge security bungles that have made headlines in recent years.
If open source software tops the list, so be it.
But I think you're going to see the name Microsoft come up quite often.
I'm fairly sure they're going to be pretty pissed when they open it expecting chocolates and all they find is a bunch of wiring and batteries.
I don't have a girlfriend so I can't be entirely sure, but I do know that the chick at the video store wasn't happy when I finally got her to open the box of chocolates I was holding in front of me only to find my penis poking in from a hole in the bottom.
I know what a flash mob is, I saw one on that show C.S.I. Miami.
Homeless people are invisible, they could just curl up in a corner outside the bank door and nobody would see them laying there.
But at least people knew what I meant which is the important part. You on the other hand, I can't tell if you just like being an asshole, or you're trying to help.
Everyone who needed to, understood what I meant.
What's the problem ?
A cue ?
Queue Sun preventing him from doing this with some sort of anti-compete clause in 5,4,3...
Because Debbie Does Apollo 9 would be tabboo.
In front of a NASA officials desk sits a well dressed man smoking a cigar pitching his project to the official who has an uneasy look on his face.
Meanwhile a man and a woman are standing in the back of the NASA officials office wearing nothing but leather strap outfits, he has a chain attached to a leather collar on his neck and she is holding the other end.
Are monkeys open source ?