You say that like it's supposed to hurt or something.
My parents are worthless and if there's any truth to science I'm geneticly programmed to be worthless too. In essence I'm doing you a favor by not collaborating worthless ideas with my worthless parents or making more worthless babies with some other worthless human being.
You should be thanking me, I'm doing the very thing smart people cry about that stupid people should do every day.
It's like when niggers buy a brand new Cadillac Escalade but don't pay insurance on it.
If you knew there's a good chance that you'ld be assumed to be the one at fault, lose your license, and probably be thrown in jail until they figured out you didn't steal the Escalade to begin with if you were involved in an accident, would you waste money on insurance ?
that's what you get for abusing a free service. Happy now?
This is Text Messages were talking about here.
Providing a free SMS service and then blocking outside access is like supergluing your asshole shut the day after you bent over the pick up the soap in prison.
For crying out loud quit wasting prison space on non-violent people.
Ruin the guy financially and save the prison space for taking real threats to society off the streets.
Advertisers have little if anything to worry about, Google is already setup to refund advertisers for fraudulent clicks.
The publishers who get banned from the program with one of Googles famously vague "Because you're a risk to our advertisers" notices, or who are wondering why they've got thousands of clicks showing up on their account but no revenue, will be hurt.
Ok let me try it the other way and see what happens.
You forgot the part about me banging your wife in the back seat of my Pinto because you're soo worried about your Ferrari that you never talk to her anymore.
You forgot the part about you banging my wife in the back seat of your Pinto because I'm soo worried about my Ferrari that I never talk to her anymore.
I will never use tech support again and will deduct points when making my decisions about what to use for products which use customer service as a selling point.
The whole pirated software/media scene has tainted the industry of customer service soo badly, and companies have had to waste soo many resources on screening people trying to take advantage of customer service, that the service industry as a whole is nearing completely useless for anyone who has a clue what they're doing.
That's not as bad as the experience I had with Microsoft Tech support recently, I would have been happy if they tried to sell me something that works.
My question was
I want to know if Windows XP Home will run on my AMD64 system before I open the box my neighbor bought and can not return it to the store
No matter how I tried to explain that, the only answer I received was that "Windows can only be installed on one computer per license".
I ended up getting soo frustrated that I swore at the guy on the phone and hung up on him before returning the copy of Windows and just going with Ubuntu instead.
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I'm guessing no Simpsons fans have mod points today.
I thought it was funny.
What do you think happened to the t-rex ?
Everywhere ?
Isn't that the entire reason people get insurance to begin with ?
What kind of idiot would spend money on something they never have any intention of needing ?
You say that like it's supposed to hurt or something.
My parents are worthless and if there's any truth to science I'm geneticly programmed to be worthless too. In essence I'm doing you a favor by not collaborating worthless ideas with my worthless parents or making more worthless babies with some other worthless human being.
You should be thanking me, I'm doing the very thing smart people cry about that stupid people should do every day.
My theory is that they do it because it's less stressfull to stay at home than it is to provide.
Lots of carriers have SMS gateways. :)
A tyranasaurus rex stepped on manners when it leaned over to bite politefulnesses' head off.
If you knew there's a good chance that you'ld be assumed to be the one at fault, lose your license, and probably be thrown in jail until they figured out you didn't steal the Escalade to begin with if you were involved in an accident, would you waste money on insurance ?
This is Text Messages were talking about here.
Providing a free SMS service and then blocking outside access is like supergluing your asshole shut the day after you bent over the pick up the soap in prison.
For crying out loud quit wasting prison space on non-violent people.
Ruin the guy financially and save the prison space for taking real threats to society off the streets.
Advertisers have little if anything to worry about, Google is already setup to refund advertisers for fraudulent clicks.
The publishers who get banned from the program with one of Googles famously vague "Because you're a risk to our advertisers" notices, or who are wondering why they've got thousands of clicks showing up on their account but no revenue, will be hurt.
It could explain why some dogs bite shady acting people.
Ok let me try it the other way and see what happens.
You forgot the part about me banging your wife in the back seat of my Pinto because you're soo worried about your Ferrari that you never talk to her anymore.
You forgot the part about you banging my wife in the back seat of your Pinto because I'm soo worried about my Ferrari that I never talk to her anymore.
Install a Linux emulating emulator and ask: Yo Dawg, Y U playin ya self ?
I will never use tech support again and will deduct points when making my decisions about what to use for products which use customer service as a selling point.
The whole pirated software/media scene has tainted the industry of customer service soo badly, and companies have had to waste soo many resources on screening people trying to take advantage of customer service, that the service industry as a whole is nearing completely useless for anyone who has a clue what they're doing.
No matter how I tried to explain that, the only answer I received was that "Windows can only be installed on one computer per license".
I ended up getting soo frustrated that I swore at the guy on the phone and hung up on him before returning the copy of Windows and just going with Ubuntu instead.
They will once they get over how amazing their hands are.
What are you talking about ?
I think dogbert would disagree.
Because I liked that watch and didn't want to mess it up while working.
We're stupid ? :)
Shit, you can't even remember what you did a few days ago by the looks of things.
Managers are always finding brilliant ways to protect their jobs.