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  1. Re:http://thepiratebay.org/search/Spore/0/99/0 on Will DRM Exterminate Spore? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So the games creator uses EA as a publisher because he likes to watch the people who play the game get screwed over, is that it ?

    Come on, if you kill the distribution channels how are you supposed to get the game ?

    If you don't have muscle men making sure the game creators get paid, you're not going to have any good game creators left after awhile.

  2. Re:Sweet! I'll take 5 on India Joins Nuclear Market · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah and by the way, ^THAT^ is "flamebait". :)

  3. Re:Sweet! I'll take 5 on India Joins Nuclear Market · · Score: 1

    Yea it's *so* funny that their English isn't too good. How is your Spanish? Or German? Or French? Or even English? Yea. Thought so.

    My Spanish, French, & German suck just as bad & it would have been just as funny if the shoe was on the other foot, though I suppose if the shoe was on the other foot it would still be the same person meaning we're back to square one, but that's beside the point.

    The point is it would have been just as funny if it was any other language & the post was made in jest to make a group of people laugh. However your post was mean spirited and meant to make a single person feel bad.

    So you, Anonymous Coward, can go fuck yourself.

  4. Re:http://thepiratebay.org/search/Spore/0/99/0 on Will DRM Exterminate Spore? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Quit 'yer bitchin. By the time you burn through those 3 installs the game will be on sale for $9.99 at Walmart just like every other game.

  5. Re:..... what? on The Complete History of Nintendo · · Score: 1

    If you were Zelda and had a choice between Gannon who is about to rule up in this bitch, or Link who is some bum who lives with his dad in a little shack and cuts grass with a fucking sword for a few bucks here and there, wouldn't you make up some crazy story about being kidnapped to explain to Link what you were doing with Gannon so you could let him down easy ?

    Shit, the whole triforce bit was just to get Link to stay busy & quit cock-blockin long enough for a bitch to get her swerve on.

    I can't believe Link keeps falling for that shit.

  6. Re:..... what? on The Complete History of Nintendo · · Score: 1

    Actually I think it's supposed to be that Mario teaches you how to get into the Princesses' pants by dusting yourself off and trying again after rejection.

    But hey, if it's Mario and plumbers crack that turns you on this is America afterall. Hell, there's probably a few of us here who would pay top dollar to see Yoshi laying the wood to the Princess donkey show style while Toadstool watches and jerks Luigi off with his feet in the corner.

  7. Better idea on 1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got a better idea.
    Lay pipelines from the ocean leading to the desert and spray saltwater over the desert & let nature do the rest of the work.

  8. Re:It's a scam alright on The Great Zero Challenge Remains Unaccepted · · Score: 1

    Let's assume a 3.5 inch (4 in x 1 in x 5.75 in) form factor, times 300 drives.

    So if we stand them on their end side-by-side in a square we would have an area roughly 3 feet by 4 feet to over-estimate.

    There's got to be a ton of ways to crush a 3ft x 4ft x 0.5 ft block of harddrives enough to shatter the disks. I'm sure it would be more effective to send someone out with a bunch of drives & some cash to the local recycling plant, or junk yard, or even a store with a garbage crusher and destroy the drives.

    Doing it that way also removes the risk of specialists getting their hands on drives and a rogue expert saving any data before actually destroying the drives.

  9. Re:Sweet! I'll take 5 on India Joins Nuclear Market · · Score: 1

    Flamebait ?!
    Come on, that was funny !

  10. Re:Sweet! I'll take 5 on India Joins Nuclear Market · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi friend

    we are having nuclears for the cheapest prices
    please telling us number of many you like

    warm regards,
    Praktah Andgambl

  11. Re:It's a scam alright on The Great Zero Challenge Remains Unaccepted · · Score: 1

    Something like that actually exists ?
    What kind of idiot would hire a "hard drive shredding company" ?

    I'd find a reason to fire anyone who did that, that's just a waste of money when you consider how simple it is to destroy a drive.

  12. It's a scam alright on The Great Zero Challenge Remains Unaccepted · · Score: 1

    Only a fool would demonstrate how they could do this and ruin any chances of people becomming comfortable with zeroing drives for a mere $60 hard drive and $40 cash.

    Are these guys smoking crack ?

  13. Re:1906 on Huge Arctic Ice Shelf Breaks Off · · Score: 1

    Wait a second, does this mean hydrogen cars and their water vapor exaust would actually make things worse ?

  14. Nothing to worry about on The 5 Most Laughable Terms of Service On the Net · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of people don't read the EULA because they know it's all stuff to protect the company producing it & if there ever were something absurd in it, as was the case with the AT&T arbitration clause, justice will ultimately prevail.

  15. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 1

    Nope.

  16. Re:Yeah, and we should be surprised of this becaus on Restaurant Owners Use Zapper To Cook the Books · · Score: -1, Troll

    You guys just don't get it.

  17. Re:Yeah, and we should be surprised of this becaus on Restaurant Owners Use Zapper To Cook the Books · · Score: -1

    You assume frivolous things would be handled by government and included in the debt.

    I'm talking about granting everyone certain things & leaving the rest up to capitalisim.

  18. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 1

    !!!

    You're a fucking genius.

  19. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 1

    I guess that makes sense, I hear a lack of blood flow can really screw with your vision.

  20. Re:Yeah, and we should be surprised of this becaus on Restaurant Owners Use Zapper To Cook the Books · · Score: -1

    So why don't we just determine a set of things that taxes will always cover, like health care & recreational parks, then get rid of taxes, print the money to pay for gevernment sponsored stuff, and only have the best and brightest people working in the government ?

  21. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Vagina is indeed a powerfull being.

  22. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope you don't wear glasses.

  23. Re:Dreaming on Live Architecture — Grow Your Own Home · · Score: 1

    Maybe in the future the genetical advances can make an auto-regenerative tree. All the houses will have nano-machines and will have solar panels, water filters... Everybody is thinking about natural, normal trees (that last a longer to grow). I'm thinking of "artificial", geneticaly manipulated and technologicaly altered trees.

    Humans can do it.

    Wouldn't it make more sense to determine what it is about the trees that is resistant to hurricanes and mimicking that with artificial products that aren't so vulnerable to the other elements in the first place ?

    We already use "hurricane straps" connected to stakes in the ground here in Florida to help with hurricanes & they're quite effective. This tree stuff could be used to improve upon that idea.

  24. Re:Dreaming on Live Architecture — Grow Your Own Home · · Score: 1

    Surely you've seen dead parts of what are otherwise living trees on the ground next to them, right ?

    Trees aren't invincible, parts of them eventually die and rot. what happens when that part is an essentual part of my house, how do I repair it ?

  25. Re:Dreaming on Live Architecture — Grow Your Own Home · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What are traditionally built houses made out of ? Wood.
    What is wood made out of ? Trees.
    What do termites eat ? Wood.
    How do you get rid of termites ? Poison.
    What does poison do to living things ? Kills them.
    What is a tree ? A living thing.
    What happens to old limbs and roots of trees ? they rot.

    How do I replace a rotted window sill, or roof branch ?
    How do I get rid of pests that take up residence in my tree with me ?

    I can repair and reconfigure a traditionally built home, I can't reconfigure the tree once it's grown & repairing it is questionable.

    It's a really cool idea, but I don't think it's practical. It's kinda like putting all of your eggs in one basket.