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  1. Re:How can you not love this guy? on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    So who will play Carrey in the new Ace Ventura flick ?

  2. Re:Really are getting screwed on Annual IT Salary Survey Finds Dissatisfaction · · Score: 1

    Garbage men perform mindless repetitive action, hardly a comparison to IT & Management.

  3. Re:Good management is difficult on Annual IT Salary Survey Finds Dissatisfaction · · Score: 1

    So you admit that both perform the same job with the only difference being the manipulated medium ?

  4. Really are getting screwed on Annual IT Salary Survey Finds Dissatisfaction · · Score: 1

    Management leaves for a week, IT keeps the place running.
    IT leaves for a week, the place falls apart.

    I wonder why we're soo pissed off.

  5. Re:Surprised? on WordPress 2.3 Does Not Spy On Users [UPDATED] · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gives new meaning to the term Web Monkey.

  6. 3rd eye on Free Phone Calls... If Advertisers Can Eavesdrop · · Score: 1

    How did these people see the advertisements with the phone up to their ear ?

    Did they get people second hand from government testing to try this out or somthing ?

  7. Re:Cheapskates on New Version of Gmail Being Tested · · Score: 1

    That's almost as cool as when this was the first result when searching for joebert !

  8. Re:Cheapskates on New Version of Gmail Being Tested · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do they get out of it?


    First go to the following URL.
    http://www.google.com/

    Next type somthing into the box, anything, type in Hot Monkey Fecal Sex if you want.

    Finally, click the "Google Search" button.

    Do you see why people do stuff for Google for "free" yet ?

    Come on, there's 320,000 results for hot monkey fecal sex for cryin out loud !
  9. Re:Simple Fix on Do Not Call Listings to Expire in 2008 · · Score: 1

    In that case, I bet there's people would be willing to pay as much as $1 US per month to have their number automaticly registered to the list when the time comes.

  10. Simple Fix on Do Not Call Listings to Expire in 2008 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why not just leave the numbers on the list untill the number changes hands or is disconnected ?

    This 5 year bit sounds like somthing to keep lobbyists from crying.

  11. Re:And the Vatican says... on Americans Giving Up Social Life for the Web · · Score: 1

    Sing along with me now !

    He's got the whooole world...

  12. Re:Hardly a dilemma on Americans Giving Up Social Life for the Web · · Score: 1

    It worked out even better than expected because of the special USB attachments.
    ...
    I just need to figure out a way to deal with the shaky mousework.

    I think you've mistaken the vibrating buttplug for your mouse.
  13. Re:And the Vatican says... on Americans Giving Up Social Life for the Web · · Score: 1

    Do you think God would bless the internet after seeing Goatse?


    Not to be outdone, God would create Godse.cx , & you can imagine what that would be like.
  14. Experience on Americans Giving Up Social Life for the Web · · Score: 1

    I was off the net while I was working in Indiana for a month & a half this time last year, I had alot of sex & made alot of friends in that time, but I lost the new friends & the ones I'd gone there with by the time the trip was over, not to mention I'm kinda scared a friend I don't know about is going to knock on my door 20 years from now.

  15. Re:Online survey -- now that wouldn't be biassed on Americans Giving Up Social Life for the Web · · Score: 5, Funny

    Survey in a sex shop ?

    Your Economics teacher walked in while you were at the counter didn't they ?

  16. Re:Uhhh, wtf? on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    You're obviously too young to understand the concept of innocent bystanders, sorry to have pissed in your cherios kid.

  17. Re:Uhhh, wtf? on Cybercrime Now Worth $105 Billion, Bypasses Drug Trade · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's the difference between a violent crime and shifting some numbers from one table in a database to another.

    What if shifting numbers results in a riot or suicide ?

    Say if, someone "shifts some numbers" on the stock market, an investor loses everything he has because of this shift & hangs himself, could that be considered violent crime ?

    What if someone alters a news release on a company website to artificially decrease the value of that companies stock & it causes a riot ?


    Cybercrime has the potential to effect alot more lives than your everyday 7-11 robery.
  18. Re:$900 per person? on Misleading Data Undermines Counterfeiting Claims · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a job for Geico.

  19. He was excited on University of Florida Student Tasered At Political Rally · · Score: 1

    There was no need for any of that, it was a good question & the kid had every right to be excited about being face to face with Kerry for an answer.

  20. Re:This is when... on Big Brother Really Is Watching Us All · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good point, anything that sounds like a candybar wrapper will wake kids out of a dead sleep.

  21. Re:As Joe C. would say: on Big Brother Really Is Watching Us All · · Score: 1

    Somthing about seeing a model wearing nothing but a tinfoil hat jus... uhhh, I gotta go, I have a uhhh, a dentist appointment.

  22. Re:This is when... on Big Brother Really Is Watching Us All · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's gettin hot in here.
    So take off your tinfoil cloths.

  23. Re:Elevated Heart Rate? on Big Brother Really Is Watching Us All · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your honor after carefull consideration we've determined the defendant is of no danger to society, however the prosecution requests the defendant not be allowed within 1000 feet from any property which houses goats.

  24. Re:Neither submitter nor editor RTFA...? on Attacking Multicore CPUs · · Score: 1

    It seems that none of the submitter, the slashdot editor, or three quarters of the people who comment, read the article in question.


    I fixed that for you.
  25. Re:Damn it on Attacking Multicore CPUs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not really a Nerd, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last nite.