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Free Phone Calls... If Advertisers Can Eavesdrop

Dekortage writes "Today, Pudding Media is introducing an Internet phone service similar to Skype's online service, but without any toll charges. The catch: they are eavesdropping on phone calls with voice recognition software to monitor calls, then push conversation-relevant the ads to the subscriber's computer screen. Interestingly, during tests, "conversations [were] actually changing based on what was on the screen," said the president. "Our ability to influence the conversation was remarkable.""

246 comments

  1. How do I tag? by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where's the "sheeple" tag? How do I tag a /. article?

    1. Re:How do I tag? by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      Click on the arrow on the left of the tags list.

    2. Re:How do I tag? by Divebus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't think this isn't already happening on land lines - and the ads show up as the Swat team.

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    3. Re:How do I tag? by QuickFox · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's just for getting a widget that gives you the illusion that you're tagging the article. For your tag to really show up in the list of tags, something else is needed — some very secret voodoo it seems.

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    4. Re:How do I tag? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I wish I knew the secret voodoo, too. I think it has something to do with your karma, and perhaps some type of flag on your account that determines whether or not tags show up immediately. I also think more than one person has to tag the article the same.

    5. Re:How do I tag? by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 1

      Yeah, to me it seems like the voodoo is the # of people that have tagged the story with that tag

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    6. Re:How do I tag? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks for the info, but I was just joking. I didn't think I would actually need to tag something as sheeple to make it known that people who's behavior is controlled by advertising qualifies them as sheeple ;-)

    7. Re:How do I tag? by fbjon · · Score: 1

      The deed is done: the sheeple have now tagged the article 'sheeple'.

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    8. Re:How do I tag? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Where's the "sheeple" tag? How do I tag a /. article?

      If there were a tag, it would be passing fad.

      This is like Net Zero free internet. Wow Free internet!! Wohoo where do I sign up.

      We all know the outcome. Too slow, too many disruptions, requires non-standard browser, etc. People talked about the advertisements just like the first cell phone calls were mostly "do you know where I am calling you from? I'm calling from my car phone!"

      Don't be fooled by the early indicators. People rarely talk about the fact they are making a call from their car, or they are getting free internet. The commercials and freeloaders avoiding the commercials will soon place this in the same realm as Net Zero.

      http://www.netzero.net/

      Netzero is still here, but I would hardly call it a roaring sucess. I had to do a Google search to see if they were still here.
      They are still here but they make no mention of the free advertising supported service. I think it is dead.

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    9. Re:How do I tag? by fbjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      "This most persuasive ad brought to you by Heckler & Koch."

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    10. Re:How do I tag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They mention it on the front page, actually.

    11. Re:How do I tag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you saw that, I didn't. All I saw was '9.95' burned into my brain and a simply horrible-looking website.

      I didn't get that 'free' feeling...

    12. Re:How do I tag? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is hilarious. A sheeple tag gets added based on suggestion.

      "The tags on the article were actually chaning based on what the first post recommended.", said one editor, "it was amazing how much he was able to influence the tagging." Or the like.

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    13. Re:How do I tag? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that bugs me, too. Most of their business is clearly paid accounts, so shouldn't they really change their name to "NetNearlyTen" or something like that?

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    14. Re:How do I tag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And further, periodically you read about some idiot who texts or calls the police while arranging a drug deal-- I suspect these "idiots" are actually "persons of interest" in some secret wiretap, and their texts were forwarded in order to cover up illegal evidence gathering.

    15. Re:How do I tag? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Sheeple indeed. Check out their privacy policy!. We don't track anything my ass. From the policy: " * Pudding Media may collect personally identifiable information, or PII, from partners and clients in order to answer questions, send product updates, and generally communicate about our products and services. * This Website uses cookies and other technologies to enhance our visitors' experiences, to learn more about their use of our site, and to improve quality. * Pudding Media collects non-identifying information from site visitors including Internet Protocol (IP) address, browser type and language, and operating system." So yes, they do track, and will track. They just said they won't track the call, because they don't have to. They have all the information without even needing to peek at the call. Look at the advertising, the keywords, how easy it that! Sure smart slashdotters wont get tracked but the average joe is another story. Also, on the advertising side: "Pudding Media's technology is based on speech recognition, so the process is completely automated, doesn't involve humans and doesn't record calls." I wonder what other systems use similar speech recognition, hmm?

    16. Re:How do I tag? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I have this horrifying image of the SWAT team bursting into my house, doing a reenactment of the "Punch the Monkey" series of ads....

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    17. Re:How do I tag? by jamie · · Score: 1

      Karma's a big part, at least for now. Multiple people tagging the same thing helps. If you have a history of tagging poorly, that doesn't help. (Read the tagging FAQ!)

      There's no delay built-in but a couple layers of caching and the occasional daemon restart may make it appear that way.

      (Feel free to mod this comment and thread Offtopic, since it is.)

    18. Re:How do I tag? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I know that you're being sarcastic but that is a novel way to increase law enforcement budgets without increasing tax. This could also work for the military, imagine, if the underside of bombers were painted with advertisements like: "headache, try panadol" or "this war was bought to you by Haliburton" no... wait....

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  2. If I get this service... by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    I should discuss my grandma's sweet 'n' sour chicken breast recipe more often...

    1. Re:If I get this service... by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just make certain the other person's grandma doesn't make the world's best sausage.

    2. Re:If I get this service... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to mention her clam chowder!

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    3. Re:If I get this service... by fbjon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's hope it doesn't call for goat cheese.

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    4. Re:If I get this service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell grandma how cute it was when your little kid ran naked out of the tub either.

    5. Re:If I get this service... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hi Jack.

      I rack my brain and all I can think is that
      the president of this company is an insane,
      i.e. deluded. The plan and the company will
      bomb. Can you picture the all the national
      explosive television news when a bunch of
      senators get called and find THEY got recorded.
      Gee, had they thought of that? The story isn't a
      sleeper, sell newspapers is what it will do.

      Oh cool, I just got this sweet offer for a complete box set of Friends DVDs.

      -

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    6. Re:If I get this service... by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this +5 funny!

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  3. Fascinating by zsouthboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait to see ads for hookers and blow on my computer screen.

    I mean - more ads for hookers and blow.

    1. Re:Fascinating by kalirion · · Score: 1

      In fact, forget the ads.

  4. So, it's like the NSA... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but somebody is cashing in on ad revenue at the same time?

    Seriously, though, I'm not to the point where my phone bill is so expensive I'd do this. Cable TV on the other hand...

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    1. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this different from what AT&T is doing?

    2. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...but somebody is cashing in on ad revenue at the same time?
      Seriously, though, I'm not to the point where my phone bill is so expensive I'd do this. Cable TV on the other hand... That's what I thought initially, then I realized that the consumer is the one adapting to the business model. This means that instead of unknowingly and unintentionally giving up rights, the customer is completely in the know.

      Additionally, they are offering you phone service in return, so for some people this may be a business model for them and they wouldn't mind the company "cashing in" on ad revenue instead of their own pocketbook. It's true that I wouldn't adapt to this, but I can see where it may be warranted.
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    3. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by bignetbuy · · Score: 1

      AT&T isn't an opt-in service. This garbage is.

    4. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T is your world, delivered on a plate served cold to your government, not the other way around to you.

    5. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      AT&T isn't an opt-in service. This garbage is.

      Really? Is it for the recipient of the call? How does he/she know that the call is being recorded?

    6. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by rkcallaghan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      IgnoramusMaxiumus wrote:

      Really? Is it for the recipient of the call? How does he/she know that the call is being recorded? They probably don't. Most states (38/51) are single party notification states. See also Wikipedia on Telephone Recording Laws.

      This may be the dark side of single party notification laws; which generally are a good thing as they allow a consumer to record abusive collections calls, sales offers, and customer service calls without having to scare off the representative on the other end of the line, and "catch them in the act". How many times have you talked to someone from a company in one of these scenarios, had them promise you the sun, the moon, and the stars, then find out a month later that it was nothing of the sort. These laws normally function to serve as your weapon against that; so while advertising taking advantage of it is a negative, I would still consider it a worthwhile one to retain this right in other areas (I do own a telephone recording device for this purpose).

      ~Rebecca
    7. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      Seriously...

      besides, if you can't afford 2 cents a minute to talk to someone on a land line 12,000 miles away, or free if they're on the same software, then you probably have bigger issues....

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    8. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not to the point where my phone bill is so expensive I'd do this."

      Don't worry, now that this plan has come up, they'll raise it...

      "Cable TV on the other hand..."

      This may shock some people, but I grew up in a time when we had HUNDREDS of TV channels available for FREE, thanks to UHF. Same, if not better quality, of shows and movie content. Then they discovered that idiot consumers would pay for TV if it didn't have commercials. Then they waited about ten years, and then sneaked commercials back on anyway, and nobody noticed. Then they figured out that people would pay for individual channels of TV. A cheap channel package now costs more than a magazine subscription, but the EXTRA EXTRA PREMIUM channels which cost much, much more don't have THAT MANY commercials.

      It was observing moments like that that lead to my first loss of faith in humanity. We will look back fondly on the day when we could call out sweetie from work without having to scream over an advertisement interruption every ten seconds. And of course having a pervert on the line heavy breathing will be something we'll all get used to.

      Don't worry, the shock collar only hurts you if you step out of your cubicle. Why do you want out of your cubicle anyway?

    9. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Out of interest do you have any idea what the rules are on recording interstate calls in the USA?

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    10. Re:So, it's like the NSA... by rkcallaghan · · Score: 1

      IANAL. Duh. In general, it depends heavily on the laws of the jurisdiction in which the trial falls. A state case in California ruled that if the recipient is in California, California's two-party law takes precedence.

      Federal cases have generally taken the view that the person doing the recording's laws take precedence. To my knowledge in these cases, the person doing the recording and the person aware of the recording were always the same person. But again, IANAL nor a legal encyclopedia, so it could have happened. I am unsure exactly what view would be taken if you were dealing with multiple parties to the call and yet a third party in yet another jurisdiction. I suspect, that would depend heavily on the minutiae of the case. And this isn't an issue unless one of the 12 two party consent states is involved somewhere in the equation. Pudding can probably avoid a significant portion of liability here by placing their monitoring stations in a one party state, and using the service contract to offload responsibility of local compliance to the end user.

      ~Rebecca

  5. fun by htricia · · Score: 1

    I would never actually use this because I like my privacy but it would be fun to use this and see how long you can avoid triggering the ads

    1. Re:fun by gigantu' · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the ads will be unavoidable. Think of: silence in conversation - communication skills training course add. :)

    2. Re:fun by arehnius · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering what happens if you talk in a non-English language. And by the way, I'm wondering if the ads are localized (meaning that I don't care of Kroger or Walmart, since I'm living in Europe)

  6. What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when you call the phone sex line with this thing?

    1. Re:What happens... by gluechucker · · Score: 1

      ...when you call the phone sex line with this thing? Well, ads pop up, then you start losing...
    2. Re:What happens... by fbjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      You get a virus.

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    3. Re:What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL mod parent up, funny as hell. I read all the comments on the linked article then came back and realized why I was had been at the other article and just busted up.

  7. Test Conversation by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Our ability to influence the conversation was remarkable." Phil: Hey Bob I just got into the beta for a new Internet phone service and I'm calling you right now on it.
    Bob: Oh yeah? Oh, is that the free phone calls with conversation-relevant ads showing up on your screen?
    Phil: That's right, it's completely free!
    Bob: Heh, monkey sex.
    Phil: Uh, what?
    Bob: Monkey sex!
    Phil: Ew, gross, stop that.
    Bob: Beastiality.
    Phil: Oh yuck, these flash based ads are ...
    Bob: Goatse.
    Phil: Ahhhhhhhhh! *click*
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    1. Re:Test Conversation by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      Phil: Hey Bob, the wife and I are ready for that cruise vacation!
      Telemarketer: How about a nice holiday in Sweden?
      Bob: Who was that?
      Phil: Excuse me, I have to go sack somebody.

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    2. Re:Test Conversation by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Hey it worked for NetZero right? Free internet as long as they can flood you with ads that you have to click every few minutes to maintain the connection. Oh wait... No it didn't work! And now they are a traditional dial-up ISP.

    3. Re:Test Conversation by ypps · · Score: 1

      Ha ha. Are you by any chance the guy writing the script for Idiocracy 2?

      Phil: Hi mom, it's Phil!
      Phil's Mom: Hi!
      Phil: I'm calling about your birthday. I'll be there around three.
      Mom: It will be so nice to have you here.
      Phil: Still not sure what kind of birthday present to buy.
      Mom: Don't worry. For example, some neat ideas just popped up on my computer, you see that?
      Phil: Yeah, that's nice. I like this free phone service! What kind of cake and what kind of food do you want?
      Mom: Nothing fancy. You know what I like. For food, just bring something Asian. Something from that Thai place maybe? For cake, I like those cream pies...

    4. Re:Test Conversation by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Finally, I can have some proper special effects to accompany me when I use the following terms on the phone:

      shit
      holy crap
      jesus!
      motherf**ker

      If you need to clear your screen just repeat the words "happy rainbow unicorn" over and over.

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  8. This is how it works... by AccUser · · Score: 4, Funny

    So adverts shown on screen changed what the callers were talking about?

    Me: Hi boss, I was thinking about a raise...
    Boss: Hi. Er, did you know you can get herbal viagra?

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    1. Re:This is how it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes honey, of course I was listening to you. You were just talking about refinancing our mortgage and herbal male enhancement.

  9. oh boy! by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Oh boy! Another way to get all of those ads and offers I so enjoy to my computer screen! I thought all this adware stuff was the bees knees. Now this comes along!

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  10. On the contrary... by PlayItBogart · · Score: 1

    I think it'd be fun to see what ads you could trigger by steering the conversation in a more crude direction.

  11. Please stop the ads by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

    Please stop the ads. Just stop. Stop the ads on TV and radio, in magazines and movies, at ball games and on buses, on milk cartons and t-shirts, and everywhere else inbetween. Just stop the damn advertising already!

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    1. Re:Please stop the ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I hate the ads on busses and such as much as the next guy, but getting something free in exchange for ads only you see is completely different.

    2. Re:Please stop the ads by QuickFox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So why don't you buy a Slashdot subscription? Someone has to pay their costs, either you pay yourself by subscribing, or the ads pay for you so you don't have to.

      If you don't accept that there are ads, and you don't want to pay a subscription, who do you expect to pay this for you?

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    3. Re:Please stop the ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop the ads. Just stop. Stop the ads on TV and radio, in magazines and movies, at ball games and on buses, on milk cartons and t-shirts, and everywhere else inbetween. Just stop the damn advertising already!
      Your nick is so descriptive of online advertising, particularly the old deluge of popups from porn links.
    4. Re:Please stop the ads by saterdaies · · Score: 4, Funny

      The parent post is brought to you by: Gradma's old-fashioned posts. Remember a time when discussions weren't threaded? Gradma does.

    5. Re:Please stop the ads by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that we're entitled to everything we want the way we want it for absolutely no charge at all?

    6. Re:Please stop the ads by obergfellja · · Score: 0

      I have a problem with this idea... Look at Cable. It had the you pay for No-Ads idea. But now it is flooded with ads. Heck some show times, you see about the same amount of ads as you see show.

    7. Re:Please stop the ads by popo · · Score: 1

      Please start paying for content.

      (And stop whining about stuff you want for free).

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    8. Re:Please stop the ads by LcdAngel · · Score: 0

      My almost ad free life

      I use

    9. Re:Please stop the ads by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that we're entitled to everything we want Ah, yes, indeed, of course, you're right. That's the modern way. I'm so 20th century. I suppose I'm dating myself, spewing off all these old-fashioned ideas.
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    10. Re:Please stop the ads by QuickFox · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suppose I'm dating myself, Come to think of it, of course I'm dating myself, who else would a slashdotter date?
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    11. Re:Please stop the ads by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Well yes we are, thank you. It's up to the magical market hand to provide it for us, isn't it?.

      If the market can't cope with us using our ad-blockers, it's hardly our fault - you can't ask us to watch some irrelevant advertisements just to support a leaky business model.

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    12. Re:Please stop the ads by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Er, except that the ads on /. still show up even if you subscribe and turn them off.

    13. Re:Please stop the ads by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, that "leaky" business model seems to be keeping plenty of companies afloat... Thriving, even. And this thread isn't even about ad blockers, it's about the general idiotic tendency of moochers to feel they are somehow being wronged by being shown advertisements on free services. Don't want the advertisements? Don't use the free phone service. Don't use Gmail. Don't read the newspaper.

    14. Re:Please stop the ads by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Gradma? Is that what you become if you never finish your thesis?

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    15. Re:Please stop the ads by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with Slashdot subscriptions?

      And you got modded up for that non sequitor?!

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    16. Re:Please stop the ads by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Please start paying for content.

      (And stop whining about stuff you want for free). Like cable?

      I would be curious to know how much cable television would cost if it didn't allow the channels to display advertisements.
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    17. Re:Please stop the ads by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Please start paying for content.

      Been there. Done that.

      Buy a magazine - ads
      Rent/Buy a movie - ads
      Go see a movie - ads
      Pay TV - ads
      Buy a news paper - ads
      Satellite radio - ads, not many, but they're creeping in
      Rent/Buy video games - ads, not many, but they're creeping in

      Really, paying for content does not make it ad free, and content providers, even the ones that made 'ad free' part of the proposition eventually succumb and show you ads -- few ads maybe, but capitalism dictates they'll show you just as many ads as is profitable. Sure as they add ads to sat-radio some people are going to quit - but as longs as its not the cesspool of bland music and advertising that makes up terrestrial radio they'll keep more people than they lose, and the people they lose will be more than made up for by the ad revenue.

    18. Re:Please stop the ads by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      If you don't accept that there are ads, and you don't want to pay a subscription, who do you expect to pay this for you?

      Way back when, in the days before the September That Never Ended, we had a peer-to-peer discussion system called USENET. You could buy a feed, but the cost - split among the participants - was low enough that many schools and businesses provided access to students and employees for free.

      What killed USENET? Advertising.

      Anyway. Who do you think pays for advertising? Whether it's Coca-Cola bringing you the season premier of Heroes tonight, or IBM bringing you this /. page, the costs get passed on to you when you buy a six-pack or a new server. (And then there's the psychological cost of living in a sea of mind-control messages...)

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    19. Re:Please stop the ads by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      And I have canceled my cable service. I don't watch TV at all now, because I don't value their service enough to sit through ads, especially at the price Comcast was brutalizing my wallet.

      And yes, I am the guy from the Onion article.

    20. Re:Please stop the ads by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to figure out if Gradma was an intentional mis-spelling of Grandma, or if some other terminology slipped between her crack?

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    21. Re:Please stop the ads by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      I think you responded to the wrong post. I pay for the TV I watch, movies I go see, clothes I wear, the car I drive, etc., etc. I don't know where you get this "whining about stuff you want for free" from.

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  12. Time to learn an obscure foreign language by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

    Or make up your own. At least they'll have to work for it.

    Seriously, though. People that go for this are dumbshits.

    1. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by rhartness · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which raises my question, will the receiver of the phone call know that they are being eavesdropped upon? What about their rights? Idiots occasionally call me and I don't want to have to worry about this. BTW, I didn't RTFA. The answer could already be in there.

    2. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Why are they dumbshits? A computer listens to your conversation and throws up ads. Ever use gmail, because that is exactly what gmail does to your email.

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    3. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Esperanto anyone?

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    4. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, most states say that it's okay to record a conversation so long as one of the parties is aware of it. I imagine this program would fall under the same laws?

    5. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why I don't use gmail.

    6. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Igpay Atinla uoldshay ebay oughenay otay oolfay isthay.

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    7. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Surely they would display an ad similar to this one in that case.

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    8. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps you could encrypt your data before sending it though their service. Feed your voice though a software scrambler/de-scrambler.

      If you had to talk a lot long distance, this could be a viable method to do it cheaply and securely. At least until the company catches on.

    9. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by arivanov · · Score: 1

      The lexical structure and the phonemes are too indoeuropean. There will be a considerably degree of matching. Some of it will be very funny, but there will be a match none the less.
      If you want to confuse this service do what the USA did in WW2 on the Pacific theatre. They did not use codes for a lot of the communications. They drafted Cherokee indians instead. The japanese never managed to decipher that and it all sounded to them like blablah.

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    10. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by alriode · · Score: 1

      Is it necessary?

      When you sign up, you have to choose what your mother tongue is ("native language").

      For instance, if I select German and all my conversations are in Spanish or English, the "eavesdropper"/"data collector" should evaluate expressions in German. It would be a waste of processing time for Pudding Media to try out every available language, since subscribers would usually choose the language they speak every day.

      Thus, it wouldn't find anything useful for context-based ads (unless I use German terms).

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    11. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Igpay Atinla uoldshay ebay oughenay otay oolfay isthay.

      Congratulations, you just won 73 screenfuls of auction website advertising!

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    12. Re:Time to learn an obscure foreign language by corbettw · · Score: 1

      They did not use codes for a lot of the communications. They drafted Cherokee indians instead.

      First off, they did use codes. Second, you misspelled "Navaho".

      (Comanche and Choctaw speakers were used, too, but not Cherokee.)

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  13. Three words. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 3, Insightful
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    1. Re:Three words. by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Diabolical. You even used one less word than you announced.

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    2. Re:Three words. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Or one more, depending on how you count it.

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    3. Re:Three words. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I make all of my phone calls in Old Church Slavonic.

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    4. Re:Three words. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Too bad privacy and the number of people you can call are inversely proportionate :/

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  14. Other uses that could benefit the user by arazor · · Score: 1


    Since this service is recording phone calls I imagine the company might want to keep the data for a "reasonable" time. I wonder if it could be used to prove alibis and such? Very interesting times indeed.

    1. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by deniable · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you're going to be getting ads for lawyers and bail bondsmen.

    2. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      Since this service is recording phone calls I imagine the company might want to keep the data for a "reasonable" time. I wonder if it could be used to prove alibis and such? Very interesting times indeed. Lemme correct that statement:
      Since this service is using voice recognition on phone calls I imagine the company can't keep the data for a "reasonable" time. there's no way this could be used to prove alibis and such? Very interesting times indeed.

      Using voice recognition and voice recording are completely different. voice recognition can, and in this case DOES happen on the fly

      FTA:
      Mr. Maislos said that Pudding Media had considered the privacy question carefully. The company is not keeping recordings or logs of the content of any phone calls, he said, so advertisements only relate to current calls, not past ones, and will only arrive during the call itself.
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    3. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      And how, based on that last sentence, are you supposed to believe they aren't storing information that indeed can be proven to further things? You just proved it. "The company is not keeping recordings or logs of the content of any phone calls, he said, so advertisements only relate to current calls, not past ones, and will only arrive during the call itself."

      And what do you suppose these keywords could be that they keep track of? Surely you'll need to analyze the data to make sure the keywords are relevant and of course you never know which word could be relevant when it's said, right?

      I mean after all, they're not going to violate your privacy or possibly work with the government agencies on this because there may be nothing in legislation about keywords, right? And I'm sure there's no way the words being tracked could possibly be given to another agency (thus keeping his statement accurate),right? I don't mean to spread FUD but lets think about this here a little. When has anyone ever been in a position of abusable power and not abused it when it came to eavesdropping?

      Yes, trust indeed. I'll pass.

    4. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how, based on that last sentence, are you supposed to believe they aren't storing information that indeed can be proven to further things? You just proved it.
      Well if you'd like me to go through it for you word by word so you have a chance to understanding such big words, I will:

      The - as a function word to indicate that a following noun or noun equivalent is definite
      Company - as in a money-making institution
      is - as in the present tense of "to be"
      not - as in a negative
      keeping - an in assuring an object remains within one's own possession.
      recordings - as in a duplication of a message or expression.
      or - as in a boolean operator which is false only if both terms are false.
      logs - as in a written duplication or notation (generally of an event).
      of - as in pertaining to.
      any - as in one or more of.
      phone - as in the invention used to transmit voice over copper wire or other mediums.
      calls - as in an event occurring over the phone wherein two or more people remotely converse.

      Now I know this is the difficult part, but those words put together mean that there are no keywords they "keep track of." No storage of any part of the phone call occurs. Sure there's a system to use voice recognition, but that happens on-the-fly.

      Additionally, keywords are listened for and not tracked, that would occur in a log as we discussed above. I know there's a complex boolean interaction with a not AND an or in that sentence from the article, but I promise it's saying that neither is happening. It would be hard then to give an agency the keywords without one of these logs, wouldn't it?

      I know that there is a time when the words have to go through working memory to be used with voice recognition, but this is working memory, not storage. Don't fall into the same trap the court system did recently with working memory.
    5. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      I don't respond to AC posts, my apologies if that wasn't you. If you read the companies website it directly contradicts their "we don't do evil" equivalent motto. go to http://puddingmedia.com/policies.html and you'll see that they are not so "we don't track". They said things EXACTLY as they meant it. They said "we dont track the call or store information from it". That doesn't mean "we don't track anything". But then again doing some research probably isn't slashdot's forte.

    6. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      That wasn't me, but I will respond to both posts.

      I don't quite see where the website states that they do "evil" or for that matter what evil actually is in your mind. The privacy policy states they will keep personally identifiable information, but they are referring to age range, gender and other things of that nature which were actually outlined in the article. Of course they do, they're advertisers. They're not trying to make money out of your pocketbook, just on you clicking, so of course they want to get the ads most tailored to you. What they don't do (or at least as far as their claims/business model goes thus far) is actually record conversations or or log the contents of your call.

      Of course they track your clicks though. That's where they make their money. I don't think this business model should be seen as the evil version of what AT&T gives or vice versa. Instead this is more like the FM version of what XM can do for you instead. I don't veiw FM as evil, but they tailor their music to draw in a certain gender or age range and play ads that appeal to that market sector.

      While I agree that they could do some devious things behind their customers' backs, I really don't think they can and get away with it for very long as a company.

      There are even times where I wish I had this. I think it would be nice if I were bored and talking with a friend wanting to do something. I say: "hey, wanna go see a movie" and bam... listing of showtimes at theaters advertising through them. Maybe even if you say "I wanna go do something, but I don't know what's going on" you get a listing of events occurring that night. This does depend a lot on their execution of the service itself and how annoying the ads get when you aren't looking for something, but I'm saying this may work out pretty well.

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    7. Re:Other uses that could benefit the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness, thank you for the reply and I agree 100%. I think the side you mentioned would be extremely beneficial, but I think this is more along the lines of trigger words causing images to show up (aka saying goatse on the phone lol). I think the problem with the phrase is exactly as you put it, "could be abused". You have no way to prove it. There is nothing to prove the company is abiding by any value of ethics whatsoever. It's like me saying "I will not snoop on who sends you mail" but if when you get home all you do is get your mail with none missing, will you know I've snooped? Or more close to home, just like those NSL letters, where it was illegal to mention them until one of the companies that received one stepped forward. So the whole time the government was saying "no no we never sent them out" and before that nobody outside of the people involved knew it happened. So the company sells our info to the government, would we even know? I don't think so, not even remotely.

  15. hmm by joe+155 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd easily consider taking this on (although it seems to suggest that it's only north american numbers, and they probably don't have a linux client...). Still, whilst it is possible (though unlikely) that a human could listen to what you're saying I have to question whether they would actually want to listen to what I'm saying - or if I would care if they are. Granted I'm not going to use this for telephone banking, and probably not even for calling my girlfriend, I really don't care if they listen to my mum talking for half an hour about her dog or hear me arrange a party... or shout down the phone whilst drunk at people about the importance of egalitarianism (but that's another story...)

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    1. Re:hmm by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Plus, if people know they're being listened to by party A (advertisers), then they're probably less likely to be wiretapped by party B (NSA) since what they're saying is probably useless information anyway if they already trust party A to listen.

      Which coincidentally brings to mind many ideas about how to mess with this system- some sort of voice encryption algorithm, or even using it as a data modem (?).

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    2. Re:hmm by ThEATrE · · Score: 1

      the words coming out of your mum's mouth are recognized by software and are stored some place.

    3. Re:hmm by Peaker · · Score: 1

      A while ago, they told me they use a Flash client, so they should be portable.

  16. Re:Alittle to personal by darkrowan · · Score: 1

    else you get the Want Ads for like sex services:

    "Like to talk dirty? Want to get paid for it?"

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  17. Uhh... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You know that it's not mandatory for you to run this program, right?

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  18. riight. by apodyopsis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder if their software can detect if I dial the speaking clock and leave it off hook?
    http://www.telephonesuk.co.uk/speaking_clock.htm

    Seriously, this sounds a little intrusive. Voice recognition my ass, I bet there is a clause in their contract stating the call may be recorded for future training, enhancement, fun, profit and any damn reason they like. 'Scuze me while I reach for my phrases and codes book.

    1. Re:riight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paranoia will destroy ya...

    2. Re:riight. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well you can at least find some great deals on clocks.

      Share and Enjoy!

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    3. Re:riight. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of the two Russians who spoke Latin to get around the Soviet censors.

      (Supposedly a true story, BTW.)

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    4. Re:riight. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Does the speech recognition only work for english?

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  19. Hmm by Uthic · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the ads managed to influence the conversation to have "What's with these @#$@ing ads?!" :P

  20. What numbers do they use? by straponego · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I don't want to talk to anybody using this service. How can I block them? Do they announce to innocent (called) parties that they're invading your privacy at the beginning of a call?

    Now, consider what scumbags like Comcast could do with this. They bundle phone, cable, and Internet. So they could tweak not just your banner ads, but also your TV ads (using an upgraded on-demand system). And they could use peeping on one service to affect the others. For example, they could change your web ads based on what shows you watch. The only question is whether they think the cost in lawsuits (from other advertisers and customers) would be worth it. Hmm, maybe they can tie it into the DHS "we need retroactive immunity for any crime on the grounds that it would be bad for business for us to be subject to the law" stuff. Obviously the program could service "national security" purposes as well.

    1. Re:What numbers do they use? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Do they announce to innocent (called) parties that they're invading your privacy at the beginning of a call?
      To be legal, they _must_.
    2. Re:What numbers do they use? by Yetihehe · · Score: 0

      Stop! Don't give them ideas, or we'll all be DOOMED!

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    3. Re:What numbers do they use? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Do they announce to innocent (called) parties that they're invading your privacy at the beginning of a call?

      In some states, California for instance, if the call is not being monitored or recorded by law enforcement under warrant then both parties must be informed and give their consent to the call being recorded. Usually it is one party or another to the call who is doing the recording, in which case they must notify the other party and receive their consent, but in this case the third party monitoring service would be required to inform the party being called (presumably the caller using the service already knows that he is being recorded) of the recording. This would not be too difficult, there would simply be a message played to the receiver before the call was connected informing them of the recording and receiving their consent. In fact, with modern call handling and speech recognition software this could be accomplished quite easily.

    4. Re:What numbers do they use? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You should always assume any conversation you have on the phone is being recorded. For all you know, the person on the other end could be recording it. If you trust the other person not to record it, you can probably trust them not to use this service. Then there's the issue of the police/NSA/AT&T wiretaps, so you just shouldn't say anything remotely sensitive on the phone. If you practice good telephone security you shouldn't have to do anything special for this service.

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    5. Re:What numbers do they use? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      some places allow one-party recording.

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  21. Why are all my ads about... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    funny. I just made a call yesterday using this system and suddenly I'm getting ads about weapons, espionage, government contractors...

    wait a sec. Some men in black are knocking on my window. brb.

    1. Re:Why are all my ads about... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      wait a sec. Some men in black are knocking on my window. brb.

      Say hey to Will Smith for me.

  22. What is this madness????? by Rooked_One · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?"

    "Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio... and in magazines... and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree."

    1. Re:What is this madness????? by avatar4d · · Score: 1

      ...and on eggs to:

      http://www.eggfusion.com/

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    2. Re:What is this madness????? by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha!!

      I know not very many people will see your post, but I wish they would!

  23. Turn off your monitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Since it doesn't seem like they have the email system perfected yet, what's to prevent you from turning off your monitor and continuing to talk? Provided you're cool with the eavesdropping and just annoyed at the ads? Or minimize the screen?

    Do you really need to see how long you've been chatting with someone in real time?

  24. Time to brush up on that Klingon.... by downix · · Score: 1

    There's no way to understand every language spoken. Perhaps we should begin learning unusual languages, such as Navajo. It worked in WWII!

    But then watch th EULA for these things. "We limit the right to speak only English on these phones"

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    1. Re:Time to brush up on that Klingon.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "We limit the right to speak only English on these phones"

      So this service is not available in Loisiana and Alabama?

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    2. Re:Time to brush up on that Klingon.... by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Illinois. It's already illegal to speak English there.

  25. Way better by prxp · · Score: 1

    We'll get our calls eavesdropped anyway. With them, at least we get free calls in return. And as a bonus, we stop the endless wondering about being watched.

  26. I've never seen a better reason... by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

    I've never seen a better reason to start speaking in Ubbi dubbi.

  27. taping the line by sylverboss · · Score: 1

    I dont think this is an option ! basically they are listening to your calls as gmail does with emails .. this is going too far, and people shouldnt get into this trap, for the simple reason of : privacy .

  28. Screw Content, What About Remediation? by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    Advertising Content is a commodity. That is not the concern.

    What I wonder what the law says about computer-based eavesdropping? If a crime is plotted or committed over this line, does it make the software complicit?

    So it doesn't record the whole conversation but merely responds to voice triggers for pushing ad content, are there triggers for words like murder, crime, assassination, or vice? And what about other languages?

    Hoo-boy, welcome to the litigious states of america. I don't think this company has thought this through.

  29. It'll fail. by suv4x4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Interestingly, during tests, "conversations [were] actually changing based on what was on the screen,"

    Of course: DURING TESTS. The sole purpose of the test is to test what they're testing, so it's the subject of interest without any magic required. How about influencing a real world call, emergent call, bad news call, good news call. Anything-else-than-playing-with-the-system call.

    And their scheme has a flaw: I can keep talking with my screen turned off. Their advertisers better be dumb enough not to figure out that one.

    1. Re:It'll fail. by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They'll switch over to a
      "Your free seconds have expired, please praise the product displayed on your screen to continue this call"
      format soon enough.

    2. Re:It'll fail. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      How about influencing a real world call, emergent call

      911 operator: "911 what is your emergency?"
      Female voice: "Oh my god lady you have to help me, I heard a noise-"
      911 operator: "Are you in your house?"
      Female voice: "Yes I'm in my study and there was a sound like a broken window hey look I can upgrade to Vista for just $99-"
      911 operator: "Police are on the way, can I confirm your address?"
      Female voice: "Yes I live on 123 Elm Street oh neat I didn't know Domino's delivered here"
      911 operator: "Are you alone in the house?"
      Female voice: "Yes I live alon- hmm home alone 4? Boy that kid must be getting old"
      911 operator: "Please stay on the line, I'm talking to the police right now"
      Female voice: "Hurry he's coming up the stairs OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN- (gunshot)"
      911 operator: "Ma'am?"
      Male voice: "Cool, discount ammo (click)"

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    3. Re:It'll fail. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      They'll just require you to be interactively conversing. (Which could be useful in case someone is planning to fly a predator through your window.) They'll require you to enter --at random intervals-- the captchas on your screen.

      Talk about telephon... if you DON'T enter the code, they'll zap you remotely (or, your free service at the least...)

      On top of that'll, they'll have some claws, umm, claUSE that says you agree not to use pre-recordings to monkey with they system, that you won't use profanity, or languages not in your service contract signature....

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    4. Re:It'll fail. by timpaton · · Score: 1

      And their scheme has a flaw: I can keep talking with my screen turned off. Their advertisers better be dumb enough not to figure out that one.

      Sorry, the advertisers are a step ahead of you.

      They're listening to your conversation, remember?

      If your conversation fails to be influenced by their advertisments, they'll know. And they'll be pissed.

      As soon as they detect that you're not paying attention to their ads, your call will be terminated. In retribution, your closest friends and family will be served goatse instead of ads. Captioned with your name.

      What do you mean they're not allowed to do that? Of course they are. It's right there at the bottom of page 384 of the license agreement that you clicked "OK" on...

    5. Re:It'll fail. by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

      They'll just require you to be interactively conversing. (Which could be useful in case someone is planning to fly a predator through your window.) They'll require you to enter --at random intervals-- the captchas on your screen.

      That's not a phone call you described, it's torture. Even the most miserable schmuck out there wouldn't submit to this.

  30. Great! by WilyCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Great! What's preventing me from turning off my monitor after the call connects?

    1. Re:Great! by deniable · · Score: 1

      Curiosity or novelty?

    2. Re:Great! by gauauu · · Score: 1

      More the fact that you don't care. If you are talking on the phone, your primary attention is on the conversation, and you don't care what appears on your screen. But we all know that advertising works by having brand awareness enter your general consciousness. So the related items appearing on the screen in front of you will be useful but non-intrusive advertising. Like highway billboards...you don't have to look at them, but (in moderation), they aren't really obtrusive like TV ads are.

  31. Odd combination by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like Echelon got drunk and woke up next to a spam-bot. Man, that's an ugly child.

    1. Re:Odd combination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that was good.

  32. My god what's next?? by popo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not letting anyone profit off *my* communications.

    What's next? Free comment-sections on websites? ... as long as I log in?

    How could anyone subject themselves to such a sacrifice of personal liberties.

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    1. Re:My god what's next?? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank god they don't know what television shows I'm watching...

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    2. Re:My god what's next?? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but your cable service does...

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    3. Re:My god what's next?? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Television? What's Television?

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    4. Re:My god what's next?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this "log in" you speak of?

    5. Re:My god what's next?? by ThEATrE · · Score: 1

      I think that's not the entire picure. It's worth asking why ads are an increasingly prevelant issue to us.

      Why this was modded 5, I don't know. But it's worth replying to, because this argument is so dominant in the ads dominating us.

    6. Re:My god what's next?? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Only if you're using some type of newfangled technology. In ordinary, coaxial cable TV, all channels are sent down the same cable simultaneously on different frequencies. The cable company has no way of telling if your TV is even on, much less what you're watching.

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  33. What's that smell? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    This just wreaks of NSA, CIA, Stazi, KGB...

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    1. Re:What's that smell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just wreaks of NSA, CIA, Stazi, KGB...

      And parent post wreaks of troll.
  34. If ever Pig Latin had a use . . . by div_2n · · Score: 1

    this is it just to see what ads come up.

  35. Useless by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    I can already make calls without having to pay toll, and I dont have to use my computer or a proprietary system to connect to it. What possible use would this be to me?

    I predict the imminent demise of the entire concept of 'long distance' and tolls.

    Hopefully soon 'per minute' charging (regardless of wether its a flat rate for x-thousand minutes, or a meter running with post-use billing) for cell airtime will die too.

  36. While I personally... by Pojut · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...would never use this service, and while I despise ads as much as the next person, I don't quite get what all the fuss is over. You KNOW that they are recording your phone call, they tell you everything up front, you get free phone service...yes, you have to look at ads, but hey! At least they are pertinent to you and yours.

    If I have to see advertisements everywhere, I don't want to see shit for Viagra or a low mortgage rate...I want to see ads for video games, horror movies, fetish stores, and computer equipment.

    Seriously, there is no way to escape advertisement (yes, I know there is AdBlock and NoScript), so why not at least have advertisements that you would be at least REMOTELY interested in? Target audience and all that... If Comcast knew what kind of products I was interested in and I got to see ads for only those type of products while watching what little TV I watch, I would be much less inclined to leave the room or fast forward on Tivo. Instead, I get stuck with commercials for tampons and "beer" (i.e. watered down piss...I love being from and living in the USA, but christ we have NO tatse in beer)

    1. Re:While I personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You KNOW that they are recording your phone call
      Really, because TFA said:
      The company is not keeping recordings or logs of the content of any phone calls, he said, so advertisements only relate to current calls, not past ones, and will only arrive during the call itself.
    2. Re:While I personally... by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Thanks to Netflix, uTorrent, and AdBlock, I haven't seen an ad in *months*! While a free cell-phone sounds attractive, and even if i could stand to watch some targeted ads, I don't trust or want to run their proprietary ad software on my computer, and I don't trust the long term availability of their service. Much like how I have my email on a long-term provider like gmail, instead of trusting it to my local isp.

    3. Re:While I personally... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      >I love being from and living in the USA, but christ we have NO tatse in beer

      If tatse is *anything* like goatse, I'm really glad we don't have it in beer. Even if it's like tsetse, I'm *still* glad it's not in our beer.

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    4. Re:While I personally... by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One point is, does the person on the other end of the line know that the conversation is 'voluntarily wire-tapped'?

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    5. Re:While I personally... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      As an alternative to the "voluntary wiretap" -- sign up for NN-many commercials about ABC-topics, and in exchange you get NNxX-many free minutes. That way you get interest-targeted ads without any need for your provider to eavesdrop.

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    6. Re:While I personally... by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I love being from and living in the USA, but christ we have NO tatse in beer We'll, I'll defend the US on that one. I used to think the same 20 years ago during my first trips there. But nowadays there are plenty of truly excellent microbreweries. It took me more than a year to work my way through all the choices at my local Colorado liquor store, with at least half of them earning at least a 'very good' score. No siree, I think the US indeed has the best beer in the world nowadays, where previously it was a tie between britain and belgium. You just need to stay clear of commercials for industrial piss. My take on advertisement is that if it needs to be advertised, it's shit.
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    7. Re:While I personally... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Well, what's wrong with tampons and "beer"? that the "beer" is not beer, and the tampons are not "tampons"?

      Some people, sheesh....

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    8. Re:While I personally... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      If Comcast knew what kind of products I was interested in

      Like internet with more than a (secret) 100GB/month limit? :)

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    9. Re:While I personally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i think its a neat idea. not having to pay for my calls rocks. i just have to be... selective in who i talk to on it.
      guidelines: chatting with mom, okay.
      chatting with dumbass buddies, not okay.
      chatting with Junior Communists of America members, REALLY not okay.
      phone sex, okay ;)

    10. Re:While I personally... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      I agree with you and I also disagree with you :(

      I absoloutely would love to see ads more catered to me (my wallet wouldn't)
      That being said there's a time and a place, I'm a big man on immersion in movies and games, I do not need advertising in these forms of media PERIOD (yes, I know about product placement)

      Ultimately though you're right, seeing a commercial for tits and fast food available at the same outlet on TV or my phone would probably sell me :(

      GREASY TITS mmmmmmmmmmm

  37. Hmm... by pieaholicx · · Score: 1

    I think I'll use this to call up random people that use it, get them mad until they start calling me a "fag", and listen as they get pissed when gay porn ads pop up.

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  38. So it doesn't work? by batquux · · Score: 1

    If it places ads based on the conversation and they find the ads actually change the conversation, I'd say the original concept isn't working so well.

    1. Re:So it doesn't work? by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      OTOH, if the ad changes the conversation to discuss the advertised product/service/topic, then that's a huge success in marketing -- the online ad has suddenly converted into WORD OF MOUTH to the person on the other end of the line.

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  39. Opi properfoper opop. by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    Opi spopeak "opop", whopich opis opa voparopiopant opof opubbopidopubbopi. Yopou hopave topo(o) bope(e) coparefopul thopough whopen spopeakoping opit opin popublopic. Whopen yopou opare scopopoping opout bopabes whopo(o) opare opin lopistopenoping dopistopance, youou copan gopet opin tropoubople opif thopey spopeak opop topoo.

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    1. Re:Opi properfoper opop. by nuzak · · Score: 1

      You sound like snoop dog with a head cold.

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  40. NSA Front Company? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    So they don't need to do wire taps, they don't need warrants they just need to give every one free phone service. And of course any one who'd doesn't use their free service must have something to hide and must therefor be a terrorist!!!!!!!!! Maybe even a terrorist in possession of breadboards, batteries, LEDs and Playdoh.

  41. try Israel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    this company is based in Israel (with an office in cali)

    i trust Israel even less than Americans (if thats possible thesedays) perhaps we should talk about promoting hezbolla and the like on their system and see what happens...

  42. That was close... by dontspitconfetti · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a real relief that the ads won't change based on what you're thinking...

  43. Re:Alittle to personal by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Mayhaps you could use it to call one of those numbers for free, and then get titillating ads, sending the system into a meatspace recursive stack overflow.

  44. Multiple desktops by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Till now, I've never seen the point in multiple desktops. Finally, I think I've found a use for them. Free phone call displaying ads on one I'm not looking at, work on the other. Eat me, advertisers.

    1. Re:Multiple desktops by Grey_14 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! That'll teach them to pay for your phone calls in an opt in service!

  45. who would i call? by ohzero · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking I could do what we did with the Neilsen box when we begged them to hook it up - we left it on cspan 24 hrs a day. I could auto-dial publisher's clearing house, resulting in automatic repeated entry into the sweepstakes, so that Ed McMahon shows up with my big ass check.

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  46. This doesn't sound half bad for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently in Italy with my wife and we'd love to have a way to call the family back in the states. I for one would love this service. The apartment we are renting for the week has a computer in the room so we may actually give it a try. I can care less if they monitor the phone call, for this it not something I'd use for any private calls.

    Looks like I will have to find a way to get Flash installed to this machine first (it's locked down w/o flash installed). Does anyone else know if any other software beside Flash is required? I'm thinking the landlord would be much more willing to install 'Flash' as opposed to Skype or any other 3rd party software.

  47. They've been doing it to me for years by LM741N · · Score: 1

    Now where did I put my bottle of Haldol?

  48. Except that ... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except that this is a legal morass in the making.

    Sure, they got an opt-in of the caller but do they have opt-in from the recipient?! So some imbecile calls you on that thing, and without warning you are being monitored/recorded by some inane corporate NSA-wannabe operation, with no idea by whom and where your call is being listened to, and retained for purposes you can't predict.

    The only way I can see this being even remotely legal in many places is if you get a message in the vain of "The party calling you has opted for recording of this call for undetermined purposes by any and all corporate afilliates of afilliates of the NSA-wannabies who paid the sheep in question for his call, Press 1 to accept the incoming call, Baaaaah, Press 2 to indicate that you still have a brain..." or some such.

    1. Re:Except that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are being monitored/recorded by some inane corporate NSA-wannabe operation, with no idea by whom and where your call is being listened to, and retained for purposes you can't predict. BUZZZZ Wrong!

      I'm seriously wondering if anyone actually read TFA about the service:
      Pudding Media had considered the privacy question carefully. The company is not keeping recordings or logs of the content of any phone calls, he said, so advertisements only relate to current calls, not past ones, and will only arrive during the call itself.

      You're right that Legal action would be brought into action if recordings were made in two-party states, but it's hard to sue anyone if there are no recordings.
    2. Re:Except that ... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They are not keeping logs? Don't make me laugh. How would they even keep statistics of what is going on with their ad system?! How would they prove to their customers, the ad buyers, that they are actually popping them in context, instead of simply cheating and doing it at random?!

      You've confused corporate-speak with reality.

      In real life, in order to do voice recognition function, it has to be tuned on real data. In order to tune it, you have to collect samples, listen to them yourself and then compare the results to the automated recognition system. That is what they, by necessity, must do. Furthermore, the very process requires that your conversation is recorded, in some stages of the process, in digital form, even if that recording is supposed to be discarded further on. It is tivial for the employees or an unscrupulous business person to take advantage of that. And I guarantee you that in the fine, fine print of your "free service" agreement you agree to not hold them responsible should your conversations find their way to the "stupidest phone calls evah!" web site or some such.

      In short, when you sign for this shit, you are as good as recorded for any and all uses the corporate crooks can think of today or will think of tommorrow.

    3. Re:Except that ... by anethema · · Score: 1

      As has been mentioned before, many states, and up here in Canada, only one of the two parties on a phone call need to be aware of the fact that the call is being recorded.

      Also, it was unclear, are they actually recording or listening to any calls? Or is a computer doing voice recognition and just putting context sensitive ads up. This changes things a little (though obviously they CAN listen to your call, I wouldn't say anything sensitive on there.

      Also, if you dont like getting free calls in exchange for their terms, can always just not use the service!

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    4. Re:Except that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not keeping logs? Don't make me laugh. How would they even keep statistics of what is going on with their ad system?! How would they prove to their customers, the ad buyers, that they are actually popping them in context, instead of simply cheating and doing it at random?! Um, it's a per-click service, see:
      Advertisers pay based on how often a user click on their ads
      You may be able to infer what the conversation MAY have pertained to IF the user does click on an ad and that's tracked, but by no means does that log or keep track of the conversation. Additionally, their only proof to the advertisers is the amount of traffic they receive. Maybe you would have known that if you RTFA.

      You've confused corporate-speak with reality. Maybe, but that is a HIGHLY speculative remark.

      in real life, in order to do voice recognition function, it has to be tuned on real data. In order to tune it, you have to collect samples, listen to them yourself and then compare the results to the automated recognition system. That is what they, by necessity, must do. This may be true for some systems, but more and more voice recognition software is able to recognize without tuning. My cellphone that I've had for 2 years now can identify someone in my contact list relatively well and I NEVER had to tune it, so this is again... speculative

      Furthermore, the very process requires that your conversation is recorded, in some stages of the process, in digital form, even if that recording is supposed to be discarded further on. It is tivial for the employees or an unscrupulous business person to take advantage of that. And I guarantee you that in the fine, fine print of your "free service" agreement you agree to not hold them responsible should your conversations find their way to the "stupidest phone calls evah!" web site or some such. Even though what you said is again VERY highly speculative, I will agree that could happen, but a hexdump of working memory or a hack to grab a phone call would be very labor intensive and not to mention illegal for a call you may not even want. Additionally, consent is needed to do so from the individual calling AND (in two-party states) the person receiving the call. There is NO contract the person subscribing to the service can sign to make it legal to record all calls they make, and if any call that wasn't in a one-party state with the subscriber receiving the call ends up on a website or anything like what you said I can guarantee legal action.
      If moral code isn't enough of a deterrent for them, then legal code will be. We have no precedent in dealing with this company and there are a million trolls out there that will view this company as corporate swine before they even hear their track record or anything. The fact of the matter is we don't yet know.
      Anyhow, to keep of the trend, let's end with more of your speculation though:

      In short, when you sign for this shit, you are as good as recorded for any and all uses the corporate crooks can think of today or will think of tomorrow.
    5. Re:Except that ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "Sure, they got an opt-in of the caller but do they have opt-in from the recipient?!"

      I had the same thought, but then it occurred to me that if it's tied to the caller's *microphone*, it simply wouldn't hear the recipient talking at all. Solves that problem.

      I was at least somewhat impressed that the guy in TFA does recognise that there *are* privacy concerns with this concept, so he doesn't sound totally evil. But what less ethically-endowed companies might do with it remains to be seen.

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    6. Re:Except that ... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      As has been mentioned before, many states, and up here in Canada, only one of the two parties on a phone call need to be aware of the fact that the call is being recorded.

      That cannot be true. If it were true, there would be absolutely no point in notifying anyone that the call is being recorded, ever, since one party (the recording one) always knows. The point is to notify the potential victim, i.e. the party that is not recording (although I am sure that it would be diffrent for law enforcement officers with a warrant). That is why all those warnings you hear when you call telephone support centres about "your call may be recorded or monitored for ... purposes". If what you say were true, these warnings would not exist, as the call centre, being a party to the call, most certainly knows that it is recording the call.

      Your interpretation would make absolutely no sense, whatsoever.

    7. Re:Except that ... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      "Your interpretation would make absolutely no sense, whatsoever."

      You are talking about the legal system. Need I remind you?
      In fact, several states and Canada only require one party to consent to the monitoring. It is cheaper for the call centers to notify all callers of the potential monitoring rather than screen for area code prior to determining whether or not to record.
      -nB

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    8. Re:Except that ... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Speaking of legal morass....

      Will they REQUIRE the "consenting"/"opt-in" parties to speak in an "intelligible", decipherable manner or language? I mean, what if the conversation switches into pig Latin or some variant of that. I'm not even talking Esperanto or Klingonese... And, what if all the callers do is...

      "KHaaaaaaan" "Khannnnnnn" and say "Shatner, Nimoy", "Danger, Will Robinson", and (from Carpenters? 'The Car'"Up you ass with a splintered fiddle you son-of-a-bitch", or from the Thing (the original) "Cut me loose man, cut me loose" or the like?

      Or, what if many users conspire to say the same, repeated things? Or, just hook up a recorded conversation the two play on each end of the line (duplex double-speak?)

      It could get WORSE if those who suspect this is an open-surveillance tool decide to hold "mock" pseudo-slander/libel conversations that pollute the collection pool of conversations....

      Nasty, VICIOUS legal morass...

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    9. Re:Except that ... by anethema · · Score: 1

      As my co-replier noted...whether it makes sense or not this is the law. The point of the 'one party' type law is so a third party cannot just record a call between two people without their knowledge. As long as one of the callers (whether he is recording the call or not) knows that the call is being recorded, it is legal.

      If you still don't believe me, look up one-party calling laws, or if you are lazy, reply and I will post some links.

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    10. Re:Except that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's too lazy to Google, he'll be too lazy to reply.

    11. Re:Except that ... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      In short, when you sign for this shit, you are as good as recorded for any and all uses the corporate crooks can think of today or will think of tommorrow. And of course, all the arguments you made can be applied to GMail as well. Google really crossed a line when they decided to use email content as a source of advertising information.

      If there is one bright side, maybe all this in-your-face "we know what you're saying" will promote the common use of public-key technology. Then again, it probably won't.
    12. Re:Except that ... by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And of course, all the arguments you made can be applied to GMail as well. Google really crossed a line when they decided to use email content as a source of advertising information.

      Absolutely. People who farm out their whole corporate flow of communications and/or deeply personal stuff to third parties ("Because, like, its free!!") are probably the very same crowd who helps out all those Nigerian Princesses with getting their dad's money out of the country, or who buy all those penis extenders advertised in every second spam missive.

      If there is one bright side, maybe all this in-your-face "we know what you're saying" will promote the common use of public-key technology. Then again, it probably won't.

      See above. My money is on the formation of the Porcine Aviation Association just days before what you described occuring.

      Not to mention all the "Think Of The Children!! The Terrorists/Communists/Pedophiles/Pirates/SpaceAliens Are Coming To Get Us All!!!" hysteria which would inevietably occur when various power-hungry demagogues discover that they can't "inspect" everybody else's email for conformance with their particular flavour of frothing hate of everything unlike their own reflection, at will.

  49. OT : taste in beer in USA by dookiesan · · Score: 1

    I recently took a trip to England, France and Italy and it changed my opinion completely about beer. Americans have excellent taste in beer! We actually keep more obscure stuff on tap. I can get Belgian beers at the local tavern. The English drink Guinness ICE COLD and that's as good as it gets!

    1. Re:OT : taste in beer in USA by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I appreciate keeping more obscure stuff on tap, but look at the major American-brand beers...ok, now look at the major german brand, or irish brand, or scottish brand...yeah. See my point? :-)

    2. Re:OT : taste in beer in USA by dwpro · · Score: 1

      I might agree if it weren't for Samuel Adams

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    3. Re:OT : taste in beer in USA by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      Well obviously brands like keystone light, Milwaukee's best, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc are easy to deride. But You can't compare our worst beers to Europe's best beers. I'm sure Europeans have low-tier beers that are just as terrible as ours, just like we have higher tier beers (Sam Adams, Yuengling, microbreweries, etc) which are as good as Europe's.

    4. Re:OT : taste in beer in USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly didn't go to any decent pubs. I can't think of a 'nice' pub around here where there aren't three local beers on tap plus some foreign ones, plus the usual suspects and that's before you get to the bottles, sure there are the mass market bar's like whetherspoon and X number of student bars, but they cater to their clientèle, who largely want the cheapest beer, not a variety.

    5. Re:OT : taste in beer in USA by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Even more off topic - if you can't get good beer you can make your own. My first use of the net was beer related: alt.rec.brewing had a heap of collected recipies even in the days before the web.

  50. Voice recognition liability by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They want to rely on voice recognition software? Well then I guess it will be a good deal, since that stuff doesn't work worth a damn. More interestingly, what does voice recognition software do when it identifies a threat to US persons, which, under US signals laws, would require reporting? What happens if their voice recognition software doesn't catch a specific threat? I think (hope) liability alone will put this model under.

    1. Re:Voice recognition liability by charlesnw · · Score: 1

      Um. You do realize they don't record the call? You do have a chance to not use the service. Voice recognition doesn't work? I disagree strongly with you. I have developed and built multiple voice recognition systems, using both 3rd party vendors and off the shelf software. Voice recognition does work quite well in many scenarios. Do you have a link on US signals laws? Somehow I don't think so, as the people doing that sort of monitoring are the ones who the threat would be reported to. Drop the paranoia just a tad.

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    2. Re:Voice recognition liability by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      I'm not paranoid one bit. I could care less about this whole product, because I'll never use it. I'm just pointing out things I see that will interfere with the "success" of such a horrible idea is all.

      If you voice recognition software works so well, please sell it to the myriad of business that I am endlessly on hold with because their voice recognition software is a hot, steamy, p.o.s. When I worked in the field, there was a calling that had been going on for over 20 years to perfect the whole "voice recognition" pipe dream. If any agency in the world has the ability, manpower, and pure, unadulterated, brute geek-power, it would be the NSA, and they can't even develop a system that can identify the difference between individual languages, let alone English in any usable format. In otherwords, there is a reason there are thousands of linguists sitting rack 24-hours a day, 365 days a year--software can't do it alone.

      As for a link to a pertinent US signal law, try searching USSID 18 or Exec. Order 12333. And a small correction to your claim: the ones doing the monitoring are the ones that would do the reporting, not being reported to. I'm not sure how that qualifies as paranoia though.

  51. Heh, I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how this would work for MediaDefender...

    A: Hi, this is Ben Grodsky, MediaDefender.
    B: Alright, Mike McCartney, Brad Bartram and Jim Dommers
    (ads displayed on computer): How to secure your email by using free VoIP services! 100% RSA encrypted*!
    * - Encryption not existent while serving ads. ;-)

  52. Chaffing the system by goombah99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since the system is free there's no harm, to you at least, in having infinite length phone calls. So do the following..call yourself (one browser to another). Play MP3s or NPR or Rush limbaugh into it. This will chaffe the system with ludicrous amounts of nonsense data. They will never be able to get a profile on you for the few real phone calls you make.

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    1. Re:Chaffing the system by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Discount narcotics! Low low Mexican import prices! Click here now! Multiple prescriptions not a problem!

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    2. Re:Chaffing the system by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Or have a text-to-speech system read your spam folder to them. Now THAT should create interesting data!

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    3. Re:Chaffing the system by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      You'd get nothing but pictures of enlarged penises, phony viagra pills, mortgage brokers and guys in Nigeria.

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    4. Re:Chaffing the system by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Or some broker from Nigeria showing you what success he had with phony viagra pills.

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    5. Re:Chaffing the system by damiena · · Score: 1

      But I AM Rush Limbaugh, you insensitive clod.

    6. Re:Chaffing the system by mpe · · Score: 1

      Since the system is free there's no harm, to you at least, in having infinite length phone calls.

      How does the system know which language you are speaking? If it relys on the software settings what's to stop you setting it to "Fasi" then talking in English... If the software attempts to guess the language then it's highly likely to be confused by jargon, slang, even accents.

  53. I wonder how by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will this work if I talk in Marathi

  54. holy crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now Joe Schmoe can run his own telemarketing command center without any overhead at all! Not only that, but he can find new sources for advertising revenue just by talking to "customers"!

  55. Where are they? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

    We should have heard from the "If you've got nothing to hide" bunch by now...

    Surely, they'll be the first ones to sign up!

  56. There aren't only downsides... by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
    Heh, maybe this is a sign of how bad things already got, but your nightmare scenario doesn't really scare me very much. I mean, I hate ads, and I hate them because they're a nuisance, not because they tempt me. Your post made me picture a future in which the ads that hit my eyeballs are perfectly targeted based on all my communication data. What would this mean? No more "new season of 24"-induced nausea, no more yeast infection cures, erectile disfunction remedies, no more ads for Kevin Federline.

    So what ads would I get? That might actually be interesting: Probably ads about recently released physics books, about how Neurosis will be playing in Buffalo (they'd know where I am!), about a comic book convention in Rochester, a sale on my favorite strings at the Guitar Center... - and I'm sitting here wondering whether this would be so bad. After all, these ads would each very likely result in me spending money, greatly increasing the efficiency of the whole advertising system. Potentially, this would mean that I wouldn't need to watch as many ads. Once they collect enough data, they would realize that most of them are a complete waste anyway, and that it would be wiser for them to just not bother with them. Also, this would really lower the economic barrier for submitting an ad to the media. It might be profitable for a local bar to actually advertise their decision to have Wednesday night trivia, because only people who live in the neighborhood, go to bars and like trivia would get the ad.

    Even better would be this: They let me select an "I'm not interested in this sort of thing" option along with ads they show. Of course they wouldn't be contractually obligated to respect all my input, but... generally that sort of input would be good for both the consumer and the advertiser.

  57. 3rd eye by Joebert · · Score: 1

    How did these people see the advertisements with the phone up to their ear ?

    Did they get people second hand from government testing to try this out or somthing ?

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  58. How sad and un-original... by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    If I am on the phone and want something, I will seek out the best of what there is through research - I will pay NO attention to advertising that TELLS me what I should or should not want. There is a difference between non-intrusive (sometimes entertaining) advertising in (say) print magazines where one gets to learn about something new - perhaps in a field one would not have discovered without the ad - and the opposite of having unwanted information shoved in ones face in a manner that makes assumptions about me. Amazing with all the technology and (supposed) brilliance available in the tech sector that this sort of crap and those annoying small pop up 'ads' that appear over hyperlinked words on websites like GSM Arena that this is all 'we' can come up with. What a waste of mankind! No wonder we're failing to solve the world's problems, our intellectual capital is tied up thinking of pathetic ways to squeeze a tiny more money out of each individuals persona. If you develop a service (such as VoIP) that does its job, then people will pay for it - and you are then answerable to any failings of said service. Pay peanuts, get monkeys. Pay money, get warranty.

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  59. Free calls for everyone! by sunderland56 · · Score: 3, Funny
    So, if someone listens in on your phone calls, then they pay for them?

    So why aren't all of our calls paid for by the US Government, then?

  60. Do NOT use that for CS by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I mean, it COULD be bad for your front door when you discuss where to better deposit the bomb so those pesky anti-terrors can't find it in time.

    The worst thing is that I could see this succeed. People don't care jack about anything, and certainly not their privacy, if they could somehow save a few cents.

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  61. No, this is worse by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    At least the formentioned agencies left you alone as long as you play(ed) by their rules. This gets on your nerves, no matter what you do.

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  62. Skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our ability to influence the conversation was remarkable."

    This sounds like advertising to the advertisers who will be funding the service. Replace the pure-hype word "remarkable" with "detectable in some cases" and I might believe it.

    I suspect it is likely that people just won't look at their computer screens while chatting, since it would be distracting.

  63. Cool!!!! by phoenixwade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A service specifically designed for the "I have nothing to hide, so I don't care if they wiretap" people!

    Now I just need to figure out if someone I know is using the service....... So I can sell them a Bridge........

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  64. From "Clickfraud" to "Callfraud" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until someone uses pre-recorded conversations to come up with "call-fraud," forcing them to pay advertising revenue for ads that no one's really seeing?

    Interestingly, the captcha for this post is the word "probable."

  65. Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  66. Max Headroom in everyday life by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean. We've become a culture of marketing at every level. What happens when we've exported all the real jobs, and all that's left is marketing?? We're damn close to that as it is!

    It's like no one sees any way to make money anymore except by marketing someone else's stuff. No one actually creates this stuff, they just market it.

    And yeah, you've got to sell product to stay in business, but when the only product you're selling is marketing......

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  67. Doubt it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Didn't you notice that the crowd is only loud when it comes to computers and "online search" of computers? Never that someone could look into their bedrooms, search through their garbage (you have no idea how protective people can be of their trash... Especially companies) or listen to their calls.

    I pinpoint the reason in the fact that in the life of those people computers don't really play a meaningful role. I mean, I don't care too much either if someone wants to look at the restaurant bills I have on my credit card. It's not really an important part of my life.

    Likewise for those people and computers. At best they surf a little, play a little WoW, so sniffing through their computers doesn't really matter to them.

    But dare to look through their windows!

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  68. I *so* have to do this by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Of course every conversation will be "BOMB! PLANE! BOMB! BOMB! KEEBLER! BOMB! NUKE! KILL! BOMB! KILL!" but that's the price of, um, something...

  69. Worth trying, for not so obvious reasons by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

    I'd say this service is worth trying, but not for the service itself. By trying it one would get a reasonable idea of the capabilities of such a device. If an advertising firm can get its hands on one of these devices, then probably anyone with relatively modest resources can. So, if this service is as good as they say, then we should assume that almost anyone (say, your employer, telco, law enforcement) could also be tapping your phones and making transcripts too.

    That gives us the capability. Now with that in mind, the obvious question is "Does someone want to tap my phone?". If the answer is yes (police state, nosey employer, etc), then you should assume the eavesdroppers can have transcripts made automatically. If nobody's tapping your phones, then using this service is definitely a bad idea. If somebody is, you might as well take advantage of the free calls.

    The important point is that if this service is as good as they say, right now would be a very good time to start using end to end crypto in all phone calls.

    Boy, I'm really paranoid today! I should join the cypherpunks one of these days.

    OTOH, since TFA says they disregard "explicit" words, it would be interesting to talk in a code formed by those words. Like morse with fuck=dih and bitch=dah.

  70. They're already eavesdropped on by PingXao · · Score: 1

    By the US government. Why don't the advertisers just pay for the privilege of riding along? The government could take that money and use it to pay the telecom companies and data-mining companies to collect and analyze the phone conversations. Even though there's no accountability or legality to it, the government can then claim with a straight face that "we don't monitor domestic phone calls". Of course not. They pay others to do it for them!

  71. TEH PR0N!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG... I *SOOOOOOO* hope they take advertising from pr0n sites on this. Can you imagine how much THAT would steer the conversation?

  72. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    phone calls listen to YOU! Sorry, I could not resist.

  73. i'm sure none of you protesting.... by booyagrandma · · Score: 1

    over the privacy issue here use gmail...

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  74. What movie was this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't there a movie once where literally every surface (including inside homes) was covered with an ad? What movie was that?

  75. So basically this is GMAIL with voice? by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what GMail does, and yes, sometimes the funny ads that my mail conversations bring up do come up into the conversation. It's not a big deal. So what? The server matches key words in the body of my mails to keywords in their ad database, to humorous results.

    Having something new change a conversation is not a new thing. It's really no different from the 'Guess where I'm calling you from!' type conversations when people first got their cell phones.

  76. How is this different from gmail? by meestaplu · · Score: 1

    Forum posts -- public. It's not a big deal if ads change based on the content of your posts on a forum. You've already released them to the world.

    Phone calls, though, are private, so everyone here on /. is up that this is some unscrupulous NSA-wannabe phone company that'll use your private communications for their own benefit without your consent. That's the main argument against this idea, but Gmail serves up ads based on your email, a private communication. So does Hotmail, and Yahoo mail. What's the big difference between phone calls and email, that you'd tolerate having email recorded and looked at by an advertiser but wouldn't if a phone company did it?

  77. Tech probs? by akkarin · · Score: 1

    What would happen if encryption was used both ways? What sort of ads would show up then? Or how about fax over voip? Or even a virtual modem to modem connection?

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  78. They can listen in to my phone calls. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    Yes, they can listen to my phone calls to those "hot" sites. We in the SF Bay Area have a interesting issue now that people with those automatic toll taking devices called "FasTrack" the people, like me, with a older transponder have a older 800 phone number that is written on it that now calls a phone porn site. They have a new number now but the people with the older units still have that old 800 phone number. They can listen in at anytime when I call the old 800 phone number if they need some sexual assistance.

  79. How is this different from the crap GMail does ? by Jamshed · · Score: 1

    I see 222 posts about this story, but no one has said it yet. GMail today machine-reads your email in order to provide contextual ads (in the right hand pane next to your mail). In order to serve those ads they must need to show customers statistics proving the relevance and targeting of ads, so they're obviously keeping a record of what was said versus what ads were shown, click through rates for those ads, etc. That is in addition to the actual emails they keep on their servers, and this data would persist even after I delete an email since its likely to reside in some ads database. GMail does not even let me opt out of seeing these contextual ads so I don't even have an option of doing what this company (Pudding Media) will let its users do - opt out of this invasion of privacy. Please don't tell me that multi-gazillion dollar corporation X is more likely to use or abuse its data than multi-gazillion dollar corporation Y - its well known in the relevant circles that certain federal agencies with TLAs for names have free access to the Google databases. If you want to know more about that you can read an earlier Slashdot story about Google's refusal to provide the DOJ with search queries as requested.

  80. OB Scroogled (mis-)quote by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

    "No,we're not listening to your phone calls," the man said in a mocking whine. "That would be unconstitutional. We see only the ads that show up when you talk on your phone."

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  81. Microsoft? by GeorgeFitch3 · · Score: 1

    So, if I say "Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.", I'll get ads for Microsoft voice recognition software?

  82. Main screen turn off.. by master5o1 · · Score: 1

    Will turning the screen off hide the ads?

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  83. the usa has been doing this for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least now the citizen/customer gets something out of it

  84. So it's happened by Shardz · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what I fear in life-- the invasion of my privacy in the interest of selling products.. It's bad enough already, and now this.. /me heads off to his shack in the woods and hides out there with his coputer

  85. Subversion by Geminii · · Score: 1
    "Hi, Bob, I was just wondering if we could throw some random words around so I can get some asshole advertiser names for our boycotting campaigns."

    "Sure. Diet loose penis fast perfectly legal golf ball toner mortgage."