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  1. busy on New Phone Wants to be Your Personal Trainer · · Score: 1

    Sorry can't talk right now, gotta run !

  2. Re:Hmmmmm on Data Centers in Strange Places · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've heard the saying Big girls need lovin too, but damn.

  3. Re:Easy on Researchers Aim To "Read Minds" of PC Users · · Score: 1

    Hey I just read minds, don't expect me to understand them.

  4. Easy on Researchers Aim To "Read Minds" of PC Users · · Score: 1
    Allow me to save someone millions of dollars in wasted researh funds.

    boobies boobies ass ass boobies boobies penis whoah where did that come from boobies boobies ass ass boobies boobies
  5. What for ? on Ballmer Suggests Linux Distros Will Soon Have to Pay Up · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He predicted that firms like Eolas will soon come after open source vendors or users.

    Why would they do that ? They went after Microsoft because Microsoft could actually afford to pay.
  6. Sued to death on Microsoft Working On Health Information 'Vault' System · · Score: 1

    Microsoft better not botch the security on this one, there's alot of people whom don't look at medical records as numbers that can just be reset in a database & make things all better.

  7. Fat Crackhead on Major Linux Hardware Donor Is a CNN "Hero" · · Score: 1

    Looks like I'm going to have to quit saying there's no such thing as a fat crackhead.

  8. Re:Dammit! on Online Videos May Conduct Viruses · · Score: 1

    Nah, at this point you just start using anti-bacterial soap & learn to spot people with the same, uhh, intrests you have.

  9. Re:Well on Torvalds On Pluggable Security Models · · Score: 1

    Linux is a kernel.
    Linus is an asshole.

    If it takes one to know one, there's one thing I can't figure out, would you be Colonel or Captain Asshole ?
  10. Oh by the way, it's a PDF on VM-Based Rootkits Proved Easily Detectable · · Score: 1

    I really wish Slashdot editors would place the (PDF) warning before the link.

  11. Re:Alternative medicine on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 1

    That chance to edit out errors makes it harder to detect when people are lying about their symptoms, people do lie to doctors you know.

    Some people lie to doctors to get drugs, some people don't even realize their lying to doctors, they live in a fantasy world & make themselves believe they're sick when there's actually nothing wrong with them.

  12. Re:Alternative medicine on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 1

    Apparently you wouldn't know insane if it bit you on the ass.

    Neither one of us are doctors, but I've spent more than 20 years growing up around & living with people who make a living being ill & this lady friend of yours sounds just like them.

    Sorry to be rude, but shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

  13. Re:Alternative medicine on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If she's ill, how can the Doctor trust the information she's provided to be accurate ?

  14. Re:Alternative medicine on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sounds like she makes a career of being ill.

  15. Re:Play right into their hands. on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 1

    Let's just hope the dolphins have read this article if they catch us walking towards the tank carrying severed high voltage lines.

  16. Re:hm on 'Floating Bridge' Property of Water Found · · Score: 3, Funny

    What kind of asshole would I be if I didn't point out that there's no such thing as an asshole-proof bridge ?
    http://green.yahoo.com/news/ap/20070910/ap_on_sc/burning_seawater.html

  17. The million dollar question on Copier Auto-Translates Japanese to English · · Score: 1

    If a Japanese receptionist sits on the copier, does it switch between portrait & landscape mode ?

  18. Re:Tattoos.. on Copier Auto-Translates Japanese to English · · Score: 1

    Or an excuse to make a photocopy of their ass & moon their boss all in the same lunch hour.

  19. Re:Who the f**k sponsors those studies on Cockroaches at Their Best at Night · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda makes you wonder who was really being observed doesn't it ?

  20. Re:Caffeine Kills Bugs - That's Why Plants Make It on Cockroaches at Their Best at Night · · Score: 1

    An alternative method involves covering the outside of the jar with scotch tape or packing tape in order to give sufficient traction for cockroaches to climb into the jar without the requirement of placement next to a wall.


    Funny, I lived in a place once where I had to set my drink in the center of a square made from tape turned sticky-side-up just to go to the bathroom.
    The little bastards learned that a stovetop burner would kill them so they started climbing up the wall & onto the ceiling above the pot & dropping in.

    Ironicly the place was rezoned commercial when we moved out & was turned into a State Farm Insurance Agency.
  21. Re:No! More airtime for Jack! on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I thought you only died when you do it wrong. :?

    You know what this means right ?
    Someone's going to take a photo of a dead cat laying on the side of the road next to a rope captioned...

    "autoerotic asphyxiation cat"
    "ur doin it rong !!1"

  22. Re:No! More airtime for Jack! on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    Jack sends photos of gay porn, pisses judge off.
    Jack sends photos of himself autoeroticly asphyxiating himself, judge takes it out on everyone else.

  23. Re:Just Jack! on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    I leave that up to an Aussie to do. :)

  24. Re:Just Jack! on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    You know in Australia, using "I'd root" & "gay guy" in the same sentence will make people look at you funny.

  25. Re:No! More airtime for Jack! on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    Give this guy enough rope to hang himself...

    Carefull, after gay porn comes autoerotic asphyxiation.