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  1. Re:Hahaha... and I thought Slashdot was funny... on AC = Domestic Terrorists? · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have a plan.

  2. Re:But if you carry out threats anonymously.... on AC = Domestic Terrorists? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but when you die, you go to heaven and get 42 brand new computers - never used!

    What the hell are they going to get from never used computers ?
  3. G.O.D. on University of Kansas Will Not Forward RIAA Letters · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA could start a new branch, the Global Oversight Department, to oversee this stuff.
    They'd probably get a better response from places like Kansas with that branch.

  4. Vague on NASA Investigates Possible Sabotage by Worker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Talk about a vague story, I bet half the comments on Slashdot in the last 24 hours have more to them than that story did.

  5. Re:Absence of friends does not correlate on Study Proves Having Fat Friends Makes You Fat · · Score: 1

    And now you know why, everyone's afraid they're going to catch the fatness hanging out with you.

  6. Re:These letters are quite ridiculous on RIAA Adds 23 Colleges to Hit List, Avoids Harvard · · Score: 4, Funny
    I got one of those letters & I've never even been to college.

    to: joebert@gmail.com
    from: riaa2007@hotmail.com

    Dear joebert,

    It has come to our attention that you've been downloading music illegally at school, we have records of you using one of the file sharing programs that can be found at download.com to recieve the files after being tipped off by your schools IT department.

    If you send $3,000 to our paypal account we will not proceed to sue you for upwards of tens of thousands of dollars.
    If you prefer you can send cash to P.O. Box 1234 somewhere FU & nobody has to know about this.

    Thankyou for your prompt action,
    RIAA
  7. Re:I Can Only Hope... on RIAA Adds 23 Colleges to Hit List, Avoids Harvard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somthing about dropping logs & being relieved just sounds right.

  8. Re:Thank you. I'm going to be rich now. on OLPC Used to Browse Porn · · Score: 1

    Are you sure it was only damn near, Anonymous Coward ?

  9. Re:IE4 Anyone? on New Linux Desktop Environment Built on Firefox · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but at least we'll get rid of browser vulnerabilities.

  10. Re:IE4 Anyone? on New Linux Desktop Environment Built on Firefox · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a great way to bypass annoying browser security vulnerabilities.

  11. Re:Then it is true on OLPC Used to Browse Porn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joys ?!
    They're recharged by hand, they have to crank one on just to crank one off !

  12. OLPC on OLPC Used to Browse Porn · · Score: 1

    One Labia Per Child

  13. Re:The new authority will only be used ... on Executive Order Overturns US Fifth Amendment · · Score: 1

    Outraging is illegal.

  14. Re:The short version... on Executive Order Overturns US Fifth Amendment · · Score: 1

    Obama reminds me of Phil Lamarr from MadTV.

  15. ra ra ra ra on Executive Order Overturns US Fifth Amendment · · Score: 1

    ra ra ra ra executive order ra ra ra ra.

  16. Re:Both ends against the middle on Bill Gates Should Buy Your Buffer Overruns · · Score: 1

    Because whoever you sold it to on the black market would more than likely make your life a living hell, if not just kill you if they ever found out you did that.

  17. Burn them at the stake on Bill Gates Should Buy Your Buffer Overruns · · Score: 0, Troll

    We could always burn black-hat hackers at the stake, like we used to do with witches.

  18. Re:There's a market for this ? on Rewritable Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    That's like sex with a hooker, it's great untill you realize you just spent $500 to do it.

  19. Re:Slipping on Major Security Hole In Samsung Linux Drivers · · Score: 1

    Isn't it nice being able to say what you really mean, without fear of getting your head caved in ?

    Back to work slave...

  20. Grim reminder on Does Comcast Hate Firefox? · · Score: 1

    A grim reminder that Win/IE has such a large portion of the market, that the largest ISP in America can do such a thing.

  21. Re:Red Alert! on Major Security Hole In Samsung Linux Drivers · · Score: 1

    4. This is the type of thing that usually happens on Windows.

    The above shows just how similar the two really are.

  22. Re:There's a market for this ? on Rewritable Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    Work on what ?

  23. Slipping on Major Security Hole In Samsung Linux Drivers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Am I imagining things, or are systems that are supposed to be more secure than others getting caught with their pants down alot more lately ?

    Maybe all the boasting has got people feeling too comfortable, letting their guard down.

  24. Re:There's a market for this ? on Rewritable Song Lyrics · · Score: 1

    Having read that, I can't help but wonder if this is just a ploy to get her some new material.

  25. Re:neat trick. on Robot Aims To Walk On Water · · Score: 1

    Basilisks have a strange sense of humor, they sometimes took the messages to the emeny during testing.