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  1. Re:Nice try, but... on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    Get ready to see alot more patch quilts in your closet.

  2. Re:More apropos to modern women: on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    For bonus points, at what octave should your laugh about being 90% responsible for your ex-husband losing his job be ?

  3. Re:Random bits from the book... on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    Put a piece of tape over the LED while using the thermometer.

  4. Re:Random bits from the book... on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else wonder if My Cousin Vinnies argument about grits still holds weight ?

  5. Re:Great name on Old School Linux Remembered, Parts 0.02 & 0.03 · · Score: 1

    Now we're even, you don't get it & I don't understand the question. :)

  6. Re:Eww, I wish that license would expire on Mac Users' Internet Experience to Retain Same Fonts · · Score: 1

    More like "crackhead bait"...

  7. Great name on Old School Linux Remembered, Parts 0.02 & 0.03 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linus "finger me for more info" Torvalds


    Too bad his middle name isn't Connie.
  8. Re:Eww, I wish that license would expire on Mac Users' Internet Experience to Retain Same Fonts · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Clear Type" whatchamacallit is turned off on anything Windows I have to look at for more than a few minutes, messes with my eyes too.

    Maybe it's just for people who wear glasses & see blurry anyway.

  9. Re:Rizzap on Elton John Says Internet is Destroying Music · · Score: 1

    Rap's no different from any other music.

  10. Rizzap on Elton John Says Internet is Destroying Music · · Score: 1

    Cold worlds didn't hurt Rap any.

  11. Whatcha find ? on NASA Hacker Wins Right to Extradition Hearing · · Score: 1

    I bet the only reason this is happening is because the Lords think he found somthing out & they want to know what that is.

    Let us in & we'll make sure you stay here, type stuff.

  12. Re:Nuns on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    No, smart people should breed to stay smart & not smart people shouldn't breed so they become smart.

  13. Roadmap on Web 2.0 Bubble May Be Worst Burst Yet · · Score: 1

    Information roadmap.

    1) Control transmission medium
    2) Control transmission protocol
    3) Control transmission services
    4) Loop

    I think the Google/wireless situation indicates we're getting ready to enter step 4 again.
    Apple jumped the gun with the iPhone, whoever jumps the gun on mobile services will win this round.

  14. Re:Does anyone listen to him any more? on Web 2.0 Bubble May Be Worst Burst Yet · · Score: 1

    That's what I was thinking, apparently he must be the smarter of the bunch, he's getting paid to comment.

  15. Nuns on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    Does this mean you'll get a better education at Catholic school ?

    If people who don't have sex are smarter, how are we going to keep the earth populated with people to be smarter than ?

  16. Re:Fear on Bill Would Criminalize Attempted IP Infringement · · Score: 1

    I didn't read it, nobody saw me read it, you can't prove anything !

  17. Broken System on Firm Sues Sony Over Cell Processor · · Score: 1

    A company who has failed to do anything noteworthy with patented technology in 16 years doesn't deserve to have the patent.

    Patents were designed to prevent companies like Microsoft from throwing their weight around & puting others out of business, not to give people who don't want to work a way to benefit from another companies work.

    Has anyone ever even heard of this company, or anything they've done ?

  18. Re:My own DNA... on Music From DNA Patented · · Score: 1

    Then you'll have no problems with paying the royalties.

  19. Beautiful Music on Music From DNA Patented · · Score: 4, Funny

    So much for finding a nice girl & making beautiful music together.

  20. Re:Seriously! on FBI, IRS Raid Home of Sen. Ted Stevens · · Score: 1

    Hey, wait a second.

    Wouldn't that make the oil company giving that politician money perfectly legal ?

  21. Re:Seriously! on FBI, IRS Raid Home of Sen. Ted Stevens · · Score: 1

    That seems like getting a portion of a bars sales at the end of the nite just for being there all nite.

    I wonder how the I.T. jobs are looking in Alaska, after living in Florida for the first 26 years of my life, such an extreme change might be just what I need to get out of blahs-ville.

  22. Re:Taxes on FBI, IRS Raid Home of Sen. Ted Stevens · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The government PAYS people that live in Alaksa to live there.
    Seriously ?
  23. Fear on Bill Would Criminalize Attempted IP Infringement · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time I read somthing like this, I'm driven further away from wanting to participate in the exchange of ideas outside of a physical conversation with someone.

    I'm afraid of being locked up & not being able to understand why I'm locked up.

  24. Failed the test on US Blocks Entry For German Black Hat Presenter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some hacker this guy is, can't even socially engineer his way into the country.

  25. AC/DT -- LOLZ 0x07'z on AC = Domestic Terrorists? · · Score: 1

    I'm rolling thunder, on your myspace page
    I'm messin it up like a hurricane
    My LULZ is flashing, across the web
    You switched to Linux but I switched to deb
    I won't leave no pictures, won't spare no drives
    Nobody's usin, firewalls right
    I got my 0x07'z I'm gonna get LOLZ
    I'm gonna get ya, MSN or AIM & get ya

    LOLZ 0x07'z
    LOLZ 0x07'z, you got me pinging
    LOLZ 0x07'z, your latency's high
    LOLZ 0x07'z