Robot Aims To Walk On Water
qeorqe writes "CMU researchers are developing a robot that runs across water (PDF). It is modeled after the basilisk lizard, which has that rare ability. The researchers have done both computer simulations and experiments with test models."
But if it doesn't, will other roots begin to worship it?
Bah! Apple has already built a phone that can walk on water. This is just a phone with arms and legs.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
Remember Christ? He's back! In robot form!
The robot also turns you to stone, but don't fear. Harry Potter will slay it with a sword.
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its a neat trick, but are there any commercial applications?
where does a robot that walks on water succeed over an autonomous boat?
I mean, at least when they developed the technological equivalent of the geckos foot they had very sound commercial applications in mind. As robot amphibious platforms go this has just got to be inefficient and unreliable.
We have robots that can barely walk & these guys are making robots that run on water?! Inconcievable!
After Commercial release Addons will be available to enable robot to
- Turn water into budweiser.
- recruit disciplebots
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enuf of the Jesus jokes already
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Here's a video (of the lizard not the robot):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhsxo7vY8ac
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER:Bread!
VILLAGER:Apples!
VILLAGER:Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER:Mud!
VILLAGER:Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER:Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:A duck!
CROWD:Oooh.
BEDEVERE:Exactly. So, logically... if this robot float on water, then it is made of wood
I can already walk on water, I think these robots are a pointless abomination.
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At first I thought: 'Cool, but why would they want to do that?' Now it's clear to me: a robot that can carry a man over water in style is very useful when suddenly you are overcome by global warming. I live in the Netherlands, and I think I will need such a machine fairly soon.
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I encourage people to actually read the article. It breaks down the mechanics of the basilisk's run cycle quite nicely. It has some really nice images and graphs illustrating it, too. I know it's a lot to ask, but at least look at the pictures in the article! By the way, they point out that learning more about the way the basilisk actually runs on water is one of the merits of the paper.
It's all well and good planning on making a quadrupedal robot with the potential for it being a personnel-carrying vehicle, but what about the ride itself? Especially when it has to run on water I can't imagine it being particularly smooth (like, for example, how the basilisk they're modelling twists its body).
Though, with wall-climbing buggies and a snowmobile, not a robot.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-QBiBcK96Bs
...I got nothing.
.. when it stops running. Otherwise it is a Duck, not a basilisk
What, still no comments on the great Cockroach Invasion which plagued the CMU campus? Where are my fellow Tartans on this?
Could this be the arrival of the Son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? It was intelligently designed, after all.
..but will it run on linux?
Fry: (to a robot at a Bot Mitzvah) So, you don't believe in Robot Jesus?
Jewish robot: We believe that he existed, and that he was a very well-built robot, but he was not our Messiah.
that's right. a small band of greed/fear/ego based murderers, thieves, & professional liars have their evile crooked little fingers on the 'button' right now. they think they have to push the button to cover up their crimes against all of US/humanity.
phewww.
consult with/trust in yOUR creators. 'vote' with (what's left in) yOUR wallets. see you there?
... but there are worse things. Cockatrices, for instance. Handle with care. Extreme care.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
... but can it turn it into wine?
At least we'll be too drunk to care when they get self-replication. I, for one, *hic* ...
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The article uses Imperial Units. Thus it's not science, not even technology.
Just mambo-jumbo trying to look smart.
we're building a boat that floats on almost anything, & have plans to visit the island of mexico after the big flash. see you there?
oddly enough, the 'word in the image' for this post is "boatyard".
Jesus!
What's wrong with a robot that floats?
This water walking robot will probably be very nice and not shun the prostitute robots or robots that lost parts to "robot leprosy". He might even be able to change 5W-30 into hydraulic fluid. But it's followers will be Skynet.
If I went around claiming I was an emperor...they'd put me away!
The Government, man, they have this car that runs on water.
A picture (since the .pdf link seems to be down at the moment):
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http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2006-04-05/0
And another link:
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_
How about a robot that parts water? Then we can have "BattleBots: Judeo-Christian Wars".
Cheers!
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Seems to me that they could reach their goal faster by mimicking the lizard more closely. Watercross http://www.iwausa.org/ works basically by slapping the water already. Just automate and you are there.s -selling-solar.html
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I just got an image of the AOL/AIM guy running across water in all his yellow glory... gah!
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Somebody has to say it:
I, for one, welcome our new water-walking robot overlords.
Now, please someone shoot me.
. . . Will it blend?
Oh, I see what you did there...
Procrastination -- because good things come to those who wait.
I showed this to my robot, and he says he might actually convert from Robot Judaism! Thank you, CMU, you've saved an electronic soul. Err... hard-disk image.
Indeed. The op-art red text on blue background is pretty retro as well. You just don't see much of the reverse, blinking magenta text on chartreuse background thing any more...thank God.
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
cannot believe that I beat everone to this!!! I for one would like to welcome our new robot lizard overlords...
I have the diagram to prove it. http://www.infovisual.info/05/img_en/054%20Boat.jp g
In a stunning advancement in the basilisk robot development, the researchers have decided to name this new robot the "HOVERCRAFT".
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Face it, basilisks (born from a rooster's egg hatched by a serpent) are an endangered species. If Harry Potter kills one, that would definitely spoil things. :-)
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Why does it go across water at all? Why not stay where it was born and raised, rather than pursue questionable gains across the pond? Scientists are so busy wondering whether they can get a robot to walk across water, that they forget to question whether the robot should.
Why did the robot cross the pond?
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Robot aims to walk on water. Sounds like the robot is actually making the decision and not the designers.
After success upon being asked what the robot will do now he responds, "I'm going to Disney World!".
...developing a robot that walks across water... Well, which one is it? Walk or run?/* No Comment */
This just in: cool sounding research gets more money than useful research!!!
[sarcasm]Finally, human kind will be able to travel across the seas![/sarcasm]
Ok, it's not a robot, but it drives on water without using any floatation device
yeah, Top Gear! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QBiBcK96Bs
Georges
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So this robot's been developed by a guy named Floyd. I wonder if it will want to play Hucka-Bucka-Beanstalk?
Probably too late to post this, but actual videos and info on the robot:. shtml
http://www.societyofrobots.com/robot_jesus_lizard