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  1. Tree in the forrest on Speed of Light Exceeded? · · Score: 1

    If a warzoot went faster than light in outterspace, & nobody was there to see it, did it really go faster than light ?

    Only if it leaves behind somthing similar to a log.

  2. That's just great on Demystifying Salary Information · · Score: 1

    Alright, which one of you want to explain to my son why him & his friends aren't getting brand new dirt bikes this year ?

  3. Re:If it's not too late already... on Demystifying Salary Information · · Score: 4, Funny

    if you're a well-paid administrator

    Or you work at Best Buy.
  4. Re:my two cents on Demystifying Salary Information · · Score: 1

    I tried that with a hooker once, but when she said $500 I completely lost my train of thought.

  5. Energy on The Blackest Material · · Score: 1

    What does it do with all this light it absorbs ?

  6. Re:Outside on The Blackest Material · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What happened to the good old days when it was "pussy" & everyone knew what you meant ?

  7. Re:Forget the crappy "ciclops" site, try NASA... on Cassini Returns Amazing New Imagery from Saturn · · Score: 1

    Flamebait, sheesh.

    Seriously, they look like somthing I could make in photoshop.
    Am I looking at the wrong ones or somthing ?

  8. DJM on The Pentagon Wants a 'TiVo' to Watch You · · Score: 1

    The Pentagon Wants a 'TiVo' to Watch You

    Go right ahead, however your recordings will not be viable in a court of law, my actions are protected by Digital Joebert Management.
  9. Re:Forget the crappy "ciclops" site, try NASA... on Cassini Returns Amazing New Imagery from Saturn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That's what I did because of the Slashdotting.
    Am I the only one that thinks thoose photos look fake ?

  10. Look, out on the lake ! on Microsoft Charging Businesses $4K for DST Fix · · Score: 1

    It's a bird, it's a ship, no, it's getting your software up to date being cheaper than patching a leaky boat !

  11. Re:Swiss army spatula on AMD Demonstrates "Teraflop In a Box" · · Score: 1

    explains who screwdrivers

    I'm soo ready for the weekend I'm starting at the end of words, then jumping back to the beginning to type the rest of them.
  12. Swiss army spatula on AMD Demonstrates "Teraflop In a Box" · · Score: 0

    Ars has an article exploring why it's hard to program such GPUs for anything other than graphics applications.

    In other news, Martha Stuart explains who screwdrivers don't make good hammers.
  13. Other way around on Academic Credentials and Wikiality · · Score: 1

    I just tell everyone I dropped out in the 10th grade.
    Nobody ever believes me though.

  14. Flop on Audio Watermark Web Spider Starts Crawling · · Score: 1

    How does someone with a media heavy site block this thing, or get on a "white list" ?
    How often is it going to come around ?
    Who pays for the added load caused by this thing when it doesn't find anything wrong ?

  15. Re:What do you expect? on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    What if we just put a picture of a Camel Toe on it ?

  16. Re:In other news.... on Christian Group Prepares To Mark Wii as 'Porn Portal' · · Score: 1

    Nonsense.
    If we get them hooked on drugs & porn early, they'll die or run away much earlier than age 18.

  17. Re:Are we still in the middle ages? on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    Works for me.

  18. Re:Are we still in the middle ages? on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    The earth actually could be the center of the universe.
    Just because a globe spins doesn't mean you can't hold the globe & spin the stand around it.

  19. Re:What do you expect? on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 4, Funny

    In God we trust, all others pay cash.

  20. Anyone else try Opera ? on IE and Firefox Share a Vulnerability · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tried this on
    Windows XP
    As Administrator
    With No 3rd party anti-virus or anti-spyware protection whatsoever (total of 20 processes running including Opera)
    Opera 9.10
    All scripting enabled
    Checked the presense of boot.ini

    And while it did continue to a new page when I typed the phrase, that new page didn't have the contents of my boot.ini file.
    Just a message telling me what that page was about.

  21. Re:Offtopic on IE and Firefox Share a Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Don't complain, we might end up with a picture of a bleeding asshole, while cute to some of us, I don't think the rest of us would appreciate it.

  22. Re:Subliminal? What about overt? on Konami Slot Machines Flashing Subliminal Messages? · · Score: 1

    Man, I hope the delayed response is due to you getting away from the net & not because you don't know or don't want to tell me.
    That would be kinda scary in either situation.

  23. Re:Subliminal? What about overt? on Konami Slot Machines Flashing Subliminal Messages? · · Score: 1

    What about anything that handles credit card transactions ?

  24. Re:Wait a second on Tricking Vista's UAC To Hide Malware · · Score: 1

    Now that makes sense.

  25. Re:Subliminal? What about overt? on Konami Slot Machines Flashing Subliminal Messages? · · Score: 1

    No surveillance in the bathrooms you say ?

    Do you guys use wireless communications anywhere ?