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  1. Call before they come ? on Your House Is About To Be Photographed · · Score: 1

    Are they at least going to call before they come ?
    I want to have my neighbors yard filled with pink flamingo lawn ornaments before they get here.

  2. Re:Ban all Microsoft Users from the Internet... on DNS Root Servers Attacked · · Score: 1

    If you did that, the internet would die.

  3. Blue Color TV on Low Earth Orbit Junk Yard Nearly Full · · Score: 1

    I just hope no aliens catch an episode of BCTV & get any ideas from the Redneck Yard of the Week.

  4. Re:Im still just... on Aqua Teen Stunt Costs Turner and Agency $2M · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we painted all stupid people orange. Then we would know to just stay away from those ones.

    Or be tempted to swerve & hit them with our cars.
  5. Translation on French Kids Get OSS on USB Sticks · · Score: 1

    To help make kids aware of alternatives to proprietary software

    Translation: It seems that a large portion of software begins getting pirated by kids who don't have the money to buy the software or anything better to do, we aim to change this.
  6. Re:Computers on a stick? on French Kids Get OSS on USB Sticks · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's there, just that by the time you get through half of the batter you end up throwing the thing away before you get to it.

  7. Re:When will people and businesses learn?! on MS Office Zero-Day Under Attack · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a joke.

    What do *nix & hackers have in common ?
    They both hate Microsoft.

  8. Way to go Stanley on MySpace Worm Creator Sentenced · · Score: 1

    At this rate, you'll have hookers giving you hummers at gunpoint in no time.

  9. Re:Lav mic please! on Wii Hacked To Control Sword-Wielding Robot · · Score: 1

    Orange is the new hummer yellow.

  10. Re:Military? on Wii Hacked To Control Sword-Wielding Robot · · Score: 1

    Then we find where the signal is comming from & send people with swords over there.
    It's not like they're going to have any weapons or anything.

  11. Re:Soon, soon, soon.... on Researchers Use 'Decoy' Molecule to Treat Cancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really wish they wouldn't build up false hopes for those suffering from these horrible diseases.

    This from someone with advertisements for a pocket pussy on the site in their signature !
    Thanks, that's the funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile.

    With all the hacking skills in the tech world I am certain we could nip cancer in the bud if that talent was applied to hacking the disease.

    All that lacks is a leadership plan. ;)
  12. Meanwhile on Google-1 on Viacom Demands YouTube Remove Videos · · Score: 1

    Larry Page: Who the fuck is Viacom ?
    Sergey Brin: I dunno. Hey, would you pass me the Grey Poupon ?

  13. Re:Gay Terrorist Stem Cell Baby Kills Environment on Newspaper Headlines Bow To SEO Demands · · Score: 1

    Start it with Micheal Jacksons' & you've got gold.

  14. Re:About time on Newspaper Headlines Bow To SEO Demands · · Score: 1

    Why do machines get to start taking the fun jobs, yet the kid at McDonalds still fucks our orders up every time ?

    Give the machines thoose jobs & let everyone else screw off & make jokes all day.

  15. Car audio on Wireless Portable Cell Phone Drive Unveiled · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't wait to attempt a DRM protected transfer from this thing to my car stereo, just so I can hear the stereo give me the error, "I'm sorry, I can't do that dave".

  16. Re:intresting on Cloning the Smell of the Sea · · Score: 1

    Not sure what use mass-migrating sea-birds would have

    Walk around the pink streets dressed up as a gardener with a lawn sprayer full of this stuff the day after they all get their cars washed.
  17. Make up your damn minds on Florida to Scrap Touch Screen Voting? · · Score: 1

    If someone wants to cheat, they're going to find a way to do it.

    Rather than waste more money trying to prevent somthing that can not be prevented, why not make it easier to be thrown out of office according to public polls ?
    That way, if they cheat, they're going to have to cheat alot more often, which will take time to do & have a noticable effect on the job they do.
    Nobody is going to cheat for them for free, they'd run out of money sooner or later.


    Frankly, as long as I never see a ballot that goes,

    1) Party rep A
    2) Party rep B
    3) Increase the size of your penis

    I really don't care how they keep track of how many clowns can fit in a car.

  18. Re:Note from Africa on Biology Could Be Used To Turn Sugar Into Diesel · · Score: 1

    And hog all the glory ?
    naaah.

  19. How it really went down on iPods Becoming Entrenched In Major League Baseball · · Score: 0

    Player: Daaaamn, look at that ass !

    Coach: What are you slackers doing over there !

    Player 2: We're, uh, studying game footage coach, Jimbo here was just pointing out how their pinch hitter sticks his ass out when he's going to bunt.

  20. Re:More free Apple marketing... on iPods Becoming Entrenched In Major League Baseball · · Score: 3, Funny

    yet all we hear from the media is "iPod iPod iPod iPod".

    By any chance, do you have 2 sisters, 3 brothers & a maid ?
  21. Re:Note from Africa on Biology Could Be Used To Turn Sugar Into Diesel · · Score: 1

    Well Robin, what you seek is in the exerpt from the journal this thread was started from.
    Just look for the number 43, you'll find it.

  22. Re:Note from Africa on Biology Could Be Used To Turn Sugar Into Diesel · · Score: 1

    The ones that were given the $43 million dollars, that they.
    The $43 million that they were given.

  23. Re:Note from Africa on Biology Could Be Used To Turn Sugar Into Diesel · · Score: 1

    With $43 million dollars, they should be able to construct a facility to fabricate masquito nets.

    What kind of resources are in Africa that nets could be made of ?

  24. Re:Note from Africa on Biology Could Be Used To Turn Sugar Into Diesel · · Score: 1

    Do you think they could have built a mosquito net factory with $43 million ?

  25. Magic money tree ? on Teen Accuses Record Companies of Collusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the recording industry is hurting soo badly, where the hell are they getting the money for all theese lawsuits & lawyers ?

    It's not like the people they win suits against can actually pay theese outragous fines.