They hacked in through my windows with brute force, messed up the documents on my desktop, then went joyriding in my drive and crashed it. Tell me more about doors.
Doors will be designed with more than one person going in and out in mind, a key feature of Doors will be Doormats.
Doormats will serve as an extra layer between users & Doors to help keep the dirt out.
Doormats will be designed knowing the dirt can always eventually overwhelm a Doormat & Doormats will be disposable & easily changed.
Doors will have unique keys which allow every user into only the areas they're allowed to be & no one key will be able to access everything.
While it's been considered, it's been decided that combining the Doormat & unique key features for convenienve is not a good idea.
I'm the perfect candidate for the Mars mission, I don't even remember the last time I got laid, I'm perfectly happy with a stack of porno & I've always wanted to try it in zero gravity anyway.
I haven't been outside in about a week, I've been outside a total of about an hour in the last month.
I love to sit on the computer all day long processing information.
Sure there's the danger of killing the rest of the crew with a single fart, but you're NASA for cryin out loud, you guys make pills for that right ?
What I think we all want to know is, if this thing was to show that someones intention really was to "save the world", could they get away with assinating a politician ?
if BayTSP were trying to bust me for doing drugs, it'd be like getting arrested because I was hanging out with some dealers, but they never saw me using, buying, or selling any drugs.
Isn't that saying a getaway driver for bank robbers isn't an accomplice to robbing the bank ?
Hell, the driver never even went on bank property.
Why do you fuckers always wait untill I get rid of my mod points to say stuff like this ?
That's insightfull if I've ever seen it.
Anyone who says that spam is worse than rape deserves to be raped so they can make a fair comparison.
But since it is not 100% accurate, then its trash.
I GUARENTEE you, a homeowner would LOVE to see somthing like this compared to a guy in a suit who's "been doing this for years" walk around with a tape measure in the paint business.
Joke -------->
I'll reply in a few hours to show you where you stand in all of this.
I went to Indiana a couple months ago & I swear I've never seen soo much farmland in all my life, alot of it was dead corn.
Can we use dead corn for biofuel or is that stuff reserved for livestock or somthing ?
I never bothered to ask when I was there, I was too busy working like a dog & sweet talking the locals in the bars...
Yeah ?
Imagine what the poor guy who just found out his secretary is pregnant thought when he muttered "god, give me a sign" right before he looked into the air & saw it.
I was set to distribute Funny mod points in this topic, but instead felt the need to point somthing out.
The artists are building up tolerance to the drugs they use to come up with the songs, if we, as scientists, simply produce stronger drugs, we should be able to effectively prevent increases in music prices.
How can they be charged as adults, but not have "foresight or maturity" as the trial judge claimed ?
I'm just going to assume the same moron who offtopiced my other reply didn't get this joke.
Remember the Tootsie Pop Owl ?
Don't sites like Monster.com fall into that category ?
Why does someone always feel the need to let us know how it's going "In the trenches" ?
We know how it's going in there, it sucks, why do you think we sent you ?
Who's the moron who marked this offtopic ?
If it's hardware they need, it seems there's plenty being dumped in Africa.
It seems to work better than begging everyone for money.
How is Google able to give me 2+ gigs of space for emails ?
Wasn't there just a topic here on Slashdot about dumping old computers fucking up the ecosystem in Africa or somthing ?
Damn hippies.
Doors will be designed with more than one person going in and out in mind, a key feature of Doors will be Doormats.
Doormats will serve as an extra layer between users & Doors to help keep the dirt out.
Doormats will be designed knowing the dirt can always eventually overwhelm a Doormat & Doormats will be disposable & easily changed.
Doors will have unique keys which allow every user into only the areas they're allowed to be & no one key will be able to access everything.
While it's been considered, it's been decided that combining the Doormat & unique key features for convenienve is not a good idea.
Because we'd miss out on all the profits from "Doors" by skipping to "Gates".
It should be changed from "Windows" to "Doors".
Such a change could stop the croocks from trying to break in all the time, everyone knows crooks are too parahnoid to go in through the door.
I'm the perfect candidate for the Mars mission, I don't even remember the last time I got laid, I'm perfectly happy with a stack of porno & I've always wanted to try it in zero gravity anyway.
I haven't been outside in about a week, I've been outside a total of about an hour in the last month.
I love to sit on the computer all day long processing information.
Sure there's the danger of killing the rest of the crew with a single fart, but you're NASA for cryin out loud, you guys make pills for that right ?
What I think we all want to know is, if this thing was to show that someones intention really was to "save the world", could they get away with assinating a politician ?
Isn't that saying a getaway driver for bank robbers isn't an accomplice to robbing the bank ?
Hell, the driver never even went on bank property.
Is that an Adams Apple in the after photo ?
Why do you fuckers always wait untill I get rid of my mod points to say stuff like this ?
That's insightfull if I've ever seen it.
Anyone who says that spam is worse than rape deserves to be raped so they can make a fair comparison.
You're just mad you didn't think of it first.
I GUARENTEE you, a homeowner would LOVE to see somthing like this compared to a guy in a suit who's "been doing this for years" walk around with a tape measure in the paint business.
Joke -------->
I'll reply in a few hours to show you where you stand in all of this.
I went to Indiana a couple months ago & I swear I've never seen soo much farmland in all my life, alot of it was dead corn.
Can we use dead corn for biofuel or is that stuff reserved for livestock or somthing ?
I never bothered to ask when I was there, I was too busy working like a dog & sweet talking the locals in the bars...
Yeah ?
Imagine what the poor guy who just found out his secretary is pregnant thought when he muttered "god, give me a sign" right before he looked into the air & saw it.
Finally, a way to turn the worlds surplus food & recyclable materals into somthing we really need !
I was set to distribute Funny mod points in this topic, but instead felt the need to point somthing out.
The artists are building up tolerance to the drugs they use to come up with the songs, if we, as scientists, simply produce stronger drugs, we should be able to effectively prevent increases in music prices.
Because my god made itself poisonous & nasty tasting to thwart predators, whereas your god thought it would be funny to taste like chicken.