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  1. Boggles my mind on Teens Prosecuted For Racy Photos · · Score: 1

    How can they be charged as adults, but not have "foresight or maturity" as the trial judge claimed ?

  2. Re:Haha ! on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 1

    I'm just going to assume the same moron who offtopiced my other reply didn't get this joke.

  3. Re:Why give away your insider info and pay as well on New Community Site Offers Views From the Trenches · · Score: 1

    Remember the Tootsie Pop Owl ?

  4. Re:I wonder what would happen if on New Community Site Offers Views From the Trenches · · Score: 1

    Don't sites like Monster.com fall into that category ?

  5. Why ? on New Community Site Offers Views From the Trenches · · Score: 1

    Why does someone always feel the need to let us know how it's going "In the trenches" ?

    We know how it's going in there, it sucks, why do you think we sent you ?

  6. Re:Hardware, people, bandwidth. on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 1

    Who's the moron who marked this offtopic ?

    If it's hardware they need, it seems there's plenty being dumped in Africa.

  7. Re:gMail on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 1

    It seems to work better than begging everyone for money.

  8. gMail on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How is Google able to give me 2+ gigs of space for emails ?

  9. Re:Hardware, people, bandwidth. on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wasn't there just a topic here on Slashdot about dumping old computers fucking up the ecosystem in Africa or somthing ?

  10. Haha ! on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Damn hippies.

  11. Re:Alternative names for it? on Vista Followup Already in the Works · · Score: 1

    They hacked in through my windows with brute force, messed up the documents on my desktop, then went joyriding in my drive and crashed it. Tell me more about doors.

    Doors will be designed with more than one person going in and out in mind, a key feature of Doors will be Doormats.
    Doormats will serve as an extra layer between users & Doors to help keep the dirt out.
    Doormats will be designed knowing the dirt can always eventually overwhelm a Doormat & Doormats will be disposable & easily changed.

    Doors will have unique keys which allow every user into only the areas they're allowed to be & no one key will be able to access everything.
    While it's been considered, it's been decided that combining the Doormat & unique key features for convenienve is not a good idea.
  12. Re:Alternative names for it? on Vista Followup Already in the Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because we'd miss out on all the profits from "Doors" by skipping to "Gates".

  13. Re:Alternative names for it? on Vista Followup Already in the Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    It should be changed from "Windows" to "Doors".

    Such a change could stop the croocks from trying to break in all the time, everyone knows crooks are too parahnoid to go in through the door.

  14. Ooooh pick me ! on Breakdown Forces New Look At Mars Mission Sexuality · · Score: 1

    I'm the perfect candidate for the Mars mission, I don't even remember the last time I got laid, I'm perfectly happy with a stack of porno & I've always wanted to try it in zero gravity anyway.
    I haven't been outside in about a week, I've been outside a total of about an hour in the last month.
    I love to sit on the computer all day long processing information.

    Sure there's the danger of killing the rest of the crew with a single fart, but you're NASA for cryin out loud, you guys make pills for that right ?

  15. Re:The quote espouses a fallacy on Brain Scanner Can Read People's Intentions · · Score: 1

    What I think we all want to know is, if this thing was to show that someones intention really was to "save the world", could they get away with assinating a politician ?

  16. Getaway Driver on To Media Companies, BitTorrent Implies Guilt · · Score: 1

    if BayTSP were trying to bust me for doing drugs, it'd be like getting arrested because I was hanging out with some dealers, but they never saw me using, buying, or selling any drugs.

    Isn't that saying a getaway driver for bank robbers isn't an accomplice to robbing the bank ?
    Hell, the driver never even went on bank property.
  17. What is that ? on Woman Wins Right to Criticize Surgeon on Website · · Score: 1

    Is that an Adams Apple in the after photo ?

  18. Re:Jail Time on Jail for Selling Email Lists to Spammers · · Score: 1

    Why do you fuckers always wait untill I get rid of my mod points to say stuff like this ?
    That's insightfull if I've ever seen it.
    Anyone who says that spam is worse than rape deserves to be raped so they can make a fair comparison.

  19. Re:Damn cheap in my book. on Measure Anything with a Camera and Software · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're just mad you didn't think of it first.

  20. Re:Damn cheap in my book. on Measure Anything with a Camera and Software · · Score: 1

    But since it is not 100% accurate, then its trash.

    I GUARENTEE you, a homeowner would LOVE to see somthing like this compared to a guy in a suit who's "been doing this for years" walk around with a tape measure in the paint business.
  21. Re:Great fuels on Purdue Makes Trash To Electricity Generator · · Score: 1

    Joke -------->
    I'll reply in a few hours to show you where you stand in all of this.


    I went to Indiana a couple months ago & I swear I've never seen soo much farmland in all my life, alot of it was dead corn.
    Can we use dead corn for biofuel or is that stuff reserved for livestock or somthing ?
    I never bothered to ask when I was there, I was too busy working like a dog & sweet talking the locals in the bars...

  22. Re:Failed marketing on A New Twist On Skywriting · · Score: 1

    Yeah ?
    Imagine what the poor guy who just found out his secretary is pregnant thought when he muttered "god, give me a sign" right before he looked into the air & saw it.

  23. Great fuels on Purdue Makes Trash To Electricity Generator · · Score: 1

    Finally, a way to turn the worlds surplus food & recyclable materals into somthing we really need !

  24. Built up tolerance on RIAA Says CDs Should Cost More · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was set to distribute Funny mod points in this topic, but instead felt the need to point somthing out.

    The artists are building up tolerance to the drugs they use to come up with the songs, if we, as scientists, simply produce stronger drugs, we should be able to effectively prevent increases in music prices.

  25. Re:I don't eat your god... on Graph of Linux Vs. Windows System Calls · · Score: 1

    Because my god made itself poisonous & nasty tasting to thwart predators, whereas your god thought it would be funny to taste like chicken.