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  1. National Security on The Physics of Santa · · Score: 1

    Has anyone notified the President about this ?

  2. Uh oh on Penguins Disappearing From Southern Hemisphere · · Score: 1

    *sets his stuffed penguin under Bobs desk*

    It's Bob ! He's been poaching penguins & selling their stuffed remains to Linux enthusiasts for years !

  3. Humor Seeds on Send a Name to Mars for Christmas · · Score: 1
    Martian: What's this ?
    Other Martian: *crunch* It's not food.

    Verizon Rep: Verizon Customer Service, how can I help you today ?
    George Vaccaro: ...

    Peter: Hey God, I think they finally got the 10 commandments joke, look at theese !

    My great great great great grandson: The kids at school were right, my great great great great Grandfather really was an Earthling !
  4. Re:Solar Cycle 24 on Scientists Predict Big Solar Cycle · · Score: 1

    Or hemroid cream.
    Bound to be alot of people that get this stuff confused.
    Your call.

  5. Re:And now My prediction: on Scientists Predict Big Solar Cycle · · Score: 1

    Damn, with the talk of wackey compasses & whatnot, I was considering blaming Al Gore on Solar Storms.

  6. Re:Great on Scientists Predict Big Solar Cycle · · Score: 1

    It's the one directly across from the Western side, to the left of the Northern side & to the right of the Southern side.

    You may be thinking of stories, which only have two sides. Suns have four.

  7. xxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xx ?! on White House Forces Censorship of New York Times · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I wonder if they were smart enough to at least alter the structure of the censored words.

    But Tehran was profoundly disappointed with the United States response. After the 9/11 attacks, xxx xxx xx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xx set the stage for a

    The last censored word in that strip could very well be "to", as in "to set the stage".

    By the way, my title is "Are you fucking kidding me ?!"
  8. Re:Another Safe Landing on Discovery Lands in Florida · · Score: 1

    It's like watching Evel Knevel jumping over things on his motorcycle, it gets old after awhile.

  9. Another Safe Landing on Discovery Lands in Florida · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to be a spoil sport, but Shuttles landing safely isn't all that intresting to me anyomre.
    I read the headline & thought maybe Florida shot down a UFO, or a larger than usual space rock landed with never before seen minerals, or somthing else that doesn't happen often.

  10. Red Hats on Red Hat CEO on Microsoft-Novell Deal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are all Red Hat employees required to wear red hats, or is that reserved for the Head Honcho ?

  11. A fool and his money are soon parted on Vista Exploit Surfaces on Russian Hacker Site · · Score: 1

    Much more cost effective to continue paying loyal employees to do this stuff & continue throwing everyone else in front of the bus.
    An operating system simply can not be 100% secure & remain as portable as Windows is, paying outragous amounts of money for information in this situation would be foolish, hence the phrase A fool and his money are soon parted.

  12. Re:On my best behavior on Google Search Convicts Hacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not worried about that, everybody is a possible terrorist theese days.

  13. On my best behavior on Google Search Convicts Hacker · · Score: 1

    I hope nobody ever finds a reason to check my search records, I already know I can never become a politician.

  14. Just like regular advertisements on Spam Volume Jumps 35% In November · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Spam levels increase during the Holidays, just like the number of fliers that come in the Average persons Snailmail box.

    The only difference is that one type comes from places like Toys R Us & the other comes from places like Canada.

  15. Re:Wow$$$ on Non-Geeky Gifts for Tech Geeks · · Score: 5, Funny
    Who is their target audience? Fortune 500 execs?

    My money is on the people living in thoose execs basements.
  16. Re:Love that table of contents on Non-Geeky Gifts for Tech Geeks · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got to "For thoose who like it fast" & "For thoose who like it in the morning" & lost my train of thought.

  17. Re:What about whitehouse.gov?? on A Brief History of 'sex.com' · · Score: 1
    None of you find power sexy?

    To be honest, I have this fantasy, to ask the question, How's my dictate ?, of a woman with that kind of power.
  18. Re:Social engineering on A Brief History of 'sex.com' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Social Engineering ? To obtain Sex ? Say it isn't so !

  19. Re:What's so intresting ? on Three Takers Named for Microsoft's Linux Support · · Score: 1

    If they had, I could see what was soo intresting.

  20. What's so intresting ? on Three Takers Named for Microsoft's Linux Support · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Even more interesting, Credit Suisse is a brand new customer for Novell.

    What's so intresting about that ?
    It's not like Microsoft would start companies to make it look like people are actually supporting this thing.
  21. Only a matter of time... on Clipboard Data Theft Now Optional With IE7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... before someone ignores that little "This is a Phishing site you fucking moron !" indicator & clicks "ok" for this prompt.

    Yes, it's possible to disable it completely through Internet Security Settings with a setting called "Programatic Clipboard Access".

  22. Objection ! on Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights · · Score: 1

    Programming the witness.

  23. Re:Up yers MS on MS Fights Gmail With 2-GB Exchange Mailboxes · · Score: 1

    How ?
    Did you loose your contact list as well as the emails ?
    Did they truncate your contacts list to people you've had contact with in the last year ?

    Sorry, I'm just not sure how having your mailbox truncated to 10mb would cause you to loose contact with a bunch of people.

  24. Re:The first thing I'd do on The Google Phone? · · Score: 1

    Alright, I'll take the offtopic, just make sure you think of the phrase "Google Bomb" when the pizza place "Feeling Lucky" got you has you sitting on the crapper. ;)

  25. Re:Eskimo UFO on BLAST Telescope About To Launch From Antarctica · · Score: 1

    That's assuming the penguin just stands there though isn't it ?