Maybe it's just me, but I'd kinda expect blind people to experience dejavu more often than the rest of us considering how they have to make their way around the house counting how many steps they've made & how many seconds it takes for X to happen.
They're bound to feel like they've done it before sooner or later.
Isn't there some sort of way we could just lay some cables across some deserts and bake some big ass solar collectors with lazers orbiting the planet or somthing ?
Everyone who has one of theese garage door openers writes the cost of a new one, including installation, off on thier taxes this April. Problem solved.
Needed stuff
-- 1 Ford Mustang
-- 1 Walmart mechanics chair (the thing with wheels that they lay on to get under cars)
---- NOTE: make sure it has plastic wheels !
-- 1 Boat chair
-- 1 Roll of duct tape
-- 1 Ski rope with the handlebar
-- 1 [near]Empty parking lot (at 2am, the walmart you buy this stuff from is a good candidate)
-- 1 Full set of pads or body armor (optional...)
-- 1 friend that knows how to pay attention while they drive (NOT optional...)
Instructions
1) Duct tape the boat chair about 2/3 of the way towards the back of the mechanics chair. Having the back of the chair right in front of the back wheels seems to be a good place as it's worked for me.
2) Tie the ski rope to the back of the mustang.
3) If you've opted for the body armor, now's a good time to put it on.
4) Sit in the boat chair, hold on to the ski rope.
5) Motion to the driver to slowly start driving in circles, gradually getting faster untill they either feel uncomfortable going any faster or you look scared, whichever comes first.
6) Use your legs and feet to keep your balance & serve as emergency steering.
7) Crow like a rooster when the plastic wheels burn off and you have a 6+ foot rooster tail of sparks behind you.
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This much ?
Yeah, but will they stick to the ceiling in the womens locker room ?
That, or the reason Superman & the Riddler never got along was because they were both from out of this world.
Well, when they're done fucking the artists, at least there's nowhere else for them to turn.
I don't know weather to think this is insightfull because of the mechanics involved, or funny because you keep burning yourself.
All the girls laughed at Ronald as he carried the old fry oil to the bins at McDaddies, "I'll show them !" he thought silently.
No, it means making the car redily available to teenagers, actually increasing overall crashes in the long run.
Not if there's Yoga next door, then we can replace the connecting wall with glass & call it a big screen.
My luck, the one email this chick got from me, was the one with me telling her off for not answering the other 9.
Don't be foolish, this is America we're talking about, call it a Gym and charge admission to use thoose bikes.
Maybe it's just me, but I'd kinda expect blind people to experience dejavu more often than the rest of us considering how they have to make their way around the house counting how many steps they've made & how many seconds it takes for X to happen.
They're bound to feel like they've done it before sooner or later.
Shouldn't X/0=X ?
You start with X, which is a real number, but since there's nothing to divide it by, it just goes *poof* ?
I think 0&1 should become the same number in division.
X/1 === X/0
Zero effectively nullifies the Operation ever happening.
Is that what this guy is trying to say ? I don't have RealPlayer.
Well, who wants a lightbulb that uses you ?
It's all about the marketing.
Isn't there some sort of way we could just lay some cables across some deserts and bake some big ass solar collectors with lazers orbiting the planet or somthing ?
No way man, just because they're slightly lower than Microwaves, doesn't mean they aren't going to cook your ass slightly slower than a microwave.
They'll be over here in America selling dope in no time.
After the s shows ownership.
Bob's (Bob is) an idiot too.
Bobs' comic is incorrect.
If you tell me I'm wrong, well, it's your tax dollars that helped me learn that.
Does the term "$10,000 screwdriver" ring a bell ?
Everyone who has one of theese garage door openers writes the cost of a new one, including installation, off on thier taxes this April.
Problem solved.
Unless that is, you're also the type that would Jerry-rig a garage door opener to work as a keyless entry on that rusted out shitbox.
Needed stuff
-- 1 Ford Mustang
-- 1 Walmart mechanics chair (the thing with wheels that they lay on to get under cars)
---- NOTE: make sure it has plastic wheels !
-- 1 Boat chair
-- 1 Roll of duct tape
-- 1 Ski rope with the handlebar
-- 1 [near]Empty parking lot (at 2am, the walmart you buy this stuff from is a good candidate)
-- 1 Full set of pads or body armor (optional...)
-- 1 friend that knows how to pay attention while they drive (NOT optional...)
Instructions
1) Duct tape the boat chair about 2/3 of the way towards the back of the mechanics chair. Having the back of the chair right in front of the back wheels seems to be a good place as it's worked for me.
2) Tie the ski rope to the back of the mustang.
3) If you've opted for the body armor, now's a good time to put it on.
4) Sit in the boat chair, hold on to the ski rope.
5) Motion to the driver to slowly start driving in circles, gradually getting faster untill they either feel uncomfortable going any faster or you look scared, whichever comes first.
6) Use your legs and feet to keep your balance & serve as emergency steering.
7) Crow like a rooster when the plastic wheels burn off and you have a 6+ foot rooster tail of sparks behind you.
The ones with low profits & high taxes over the last decade.
They're going to be pretty pissed if Google cancels their account because of that little jewel.
Yeah, that word & I get along soo badly, not even my spellchecker will talk to it.
Finally, a game I'd be good at !