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  1. Sneak Peek on Pentagon Reveals News Correction Unit · · Score: 1

    Here's a sneak peek of the one of the new websites.

  2. Using it for 6 months on Windows Media Player 11 Released · · Score: 1

    Man, I thought the one "marked-WMP!11!" I got from Limewire 6 months ago looked alot like WMP10 !

  3. Re:I'm poor man on Vista to Allow "One Significant" Hardware Upgrade · · Score: 1
    5G stick? No such thing. 10G either.

    Anyone want to go to the store ?
    Anonymous Coward forget to get the point.
  4. I'm poor man on Vista to Allow "One Significant" Hardware Upgrade · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So does this mean I can't buy a 5 gig stick of ram now & another one later instead of a single 10 gig stick ?

    Man, it sucks being poor.

  5. Bart would be proud on How To Make Your Friends Call You More · · Score: 1

    I've been having a field day with this site.

    Ever wondered what would happen if you had a bartenders cellphone call the bar phone ?

  6. It's magic I tell you on Seagate To Encrypt Data On Hard Drives · · Score: 1
    Protecting the hard drive itself offers another layer of protection and might stop thieves from purloining confidential information from lost or stolen laptops.

    Wow ! So you mean to tell me that theese drives just magicly know what to do when it comes time to decrypt the data & send it to the system ?
    They don't have to store the process on the drive anywhere ?
    Damn, why didn't Microsoft think of this when they put the x-box together ?
  7. Re:Wait, is that... on The Largest Digital Photo · · Score: 1

    nah, someone else noticed that earlier, they zoomed in & as it turns out, it's just Jesus' balls.

  8. Re:Wow, what a ridiculously bad idea. on How To Make Your Friends Call You More · · Score: 1

    The only dealers that would say ANYTHING over the phone talk like teenagers anyway.

  9. Re:Old men have lower Testosterone?!?!? on Testosterone Tumbling in American Males · · Score: 1

    I just noticed that too.

    The article wasn't written or submitted by Captain Obvious by any chance was it ?

  10. Exes on How To Make Your Friends Call You More · · Score: 3, Funny

    This has Ex-Girlfriends written all over it.

  11. Re:RUN BITCH RUN ! on Greek Blog Aggregator Arrested · · Score: 1

    The lima beans had their chance, they fucked it up.

  12. RUN BITCH RUN ! on Greek Blog Aggregator Arrested · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think we all know what this means.

  13. Gray Cake... on IE7 Blocking Google Image Search? · · Score: 1

    Methinks the Microsoft Marketing Department is getting crafty.

  14. Notepad on Nine Reasons To Skip Firefox 2.0 · · Score: 1

    I'm tempted to start browsing with notepad & just imagining what the HTML would produce.
    Safer, AND I wouldn't have any problems finding what I like on the porn sites.

  15. Re:Spend 3 minutes naming it next time, not 2. on AnalogWhole, an Alternative To FairUse4WM · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Other than me seeing "AnalogWhore" at first glance of the title, I would imagine years from now when virtual reality is common this word could be funny.

    Great, great, resurected Grandfather to great, great, test tube Grandson while gangbanging virtual hookers at digiHooker.cum : "Boy, when I was your age, we didn't have all this fancy shmancy DigitalHole stuff, why, I had to whip out my piss stick & put it in an AnalogWhole !"
  16. Re:Analog? on AnalogWhole, an Alternative To FairUse4WM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If it just uses the Windows mixer and the sound never actually leaves the soundcard, I suspect that it just stays digital the entire time, and is never actually converted to analog.

    I hope you're right, I get the feeling heads would roll if the general public found out the digital music stuff they sold a kidney for was just converting it back to what they already had before they actually hear it.
  17. Re:Banging head against cement.... on Security Firm Bypasses Patch Guard · · Score: 2, Funny
    Get the gun Gertrude, I'm gonna join with old Uncle Ben.

    1. Uncle Ben historicly produces meals that make me constipated. 2. Uncle Ben wants to charge extra for meals that wont make me constipated. 3. Uncle Ben makes it hard for others to take a shit.
  18. Re:Please upgrade BLINK on HTML to be 'Incrementally Evolved' · · Score: 1

    Yes, while we're at it make BLINK part of a new accessibility standard catering to users suffering from acid & war flashbacks.

  19. Everything Has A Place on Slashdot's Vastu · · Score: 1

    I'd like to tell this Vastu person the same thing I tell the Feng Sh...way people.

    I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I will not hesitate to beat you into a coma with anything you've moved & I kick in the middle of the night.

  20. Re:Orgy of evil on Hell.com Domain Name Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    I think the day the world discovered thoose photos exist, would be the day hell.coms server froze.

  21. Re:won't fetch that much on Hell.com Domain Name Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    After I added the sex.com curve to the equation, I projected
    mygreatgreatgreatgrandmothergotbuttfuckedbyelvis.w ithoutarubber
    by 2069

  22. Re:Cease and Desist on Hell.com Domain Name Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    As a member of The Shell Group, we'd like to ask you a question.
    Do you like being able to drive your SUV ?
    We know you'll do the right thing.

  23. That's quick on Bug Pushes Vista Out to November 8th · · Score: 1
    the Vista team discovered the bug, which 'would totally crash the system, requiring a complete reinstall

    They expect to have somthing like that fixed in 2 weeks ?
    I guess we should expect customer service to be lightning fast when Vista finally does hit the market.
  24. There's always a catch on Depressed? Net-based Treatments Can Help · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cutting back on masturbating cured me of depression, though, now I have anger management issues.

  25. Re:New technology for prisons? on BitTorrent Site Admin Sent To Prison · · Score: 1
    What does BitchTorrent mean?

    Slang for Shower.