Shit, I forgot about the pigs. Those motherfuckers will kill us all if we turn our heads for a second. They go feral in like a day, eat anything, and are basically unstoppable killing machines. With tusks. God damn, that's the best argument in the world for eating meat. Feral hogs, they'll fucking kill you.
If people stop eating actual animals, we'll be overrun with chickens in a decade. Up to our friggin' ears I tells ya! We'll have to carve our way through with machetes while wearing goalie masks.
Jesus was not a common name back then, or even a name at all. It's not even a Hebrew word. It's a Latinization of a Greek corruption of the Aramaic name Yeshua. Jesus didn't become a name until the Spanish imposed Catholicism on Central and South America.
I would indeed have to say that my own mocking is in fact directly proportional to the pushiness of the devotee (chump). The truly exacerbating have nearly provoked violence from me. (I really wanted to punch Brother Jed once about 10 years ago)
I don't know who these young, smart people you speak of are, but most of the people I know younger than me I'm astounded by the things that they don't know; things I would take to be common knowledge or at least necessary for a high school education. And their critical thinking skills are for shit.
No one wants to wake up on December 24th to watch their dim witted neighbor's body being carried from the next apartment due to hysteria induced suicide.
Speak for yourself, I hate that bastard. Merry Fucking Christmas, dipshit.
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what if the camel is lit?
no no, none of the posts in this thread should be offtopic, that's the point
welcome to slashdot, where irony, humor, and common sense collide and explode in a rain of...hey, where'd my sandwich go?
wow, you mods are really on the ball today...
do any of you dumbshit mods even RTFS before you start in, or are you just like "Ooooooooo, Mod Points!" as soon as the page loads?
if Linux starts getting as bad as Windows, I will personally hunt you down and beat you to death with Richard Stallman
the Johnny Knoxville of programming languages
Are you really that concerned about games you haven't made a dime on in 15 years? Whether the law is on your side or not, you're just being bitches.
what would happen if you fed eggs to a chicken? I think we'd get hyperchicken, chicken so chicken it breaks spacetime.
Shit, I forgot about the pigs. Those motherfuckers will kill us all if we turn our heads for a second. They go feral in like a day, eat anything, and are basically unstoppable killing machines. With tusks. God damn, that's the best argument in the world for eating meat. Feral hogs, they'll fucking kill you.
now we can fill in the rest of the Soylent rainbow
save me some Soylent Purple
If people stop eating actual animals, we'll be overrun with chickens in a decade. Up to our friggin' ears I tells ya! We'll have to carve our way through with machetes while wearing goalie masks.
Ha! That was a good one. No, really. You should write sitcoms for Fox.
Besides, this was 15 years ago, it was still just JPGs.
What if your skin has a lesion, and the keratin is interrupted...
then your hands melt
and the winner for "Most Subtle Godwining of the Week" goes to...
hey hey hey, check out my new plasma balls!
would that be next to excessive godliness? that doesn't sound too good either. I dated a girl in high school that had excessive godliness
I want a plasma bathtub
Jesus was not a common name back then, or even a name at all. It's not even a Hebrew word. It's a Latinization of a Greek corruption of the Aramaic name Yeshua. Jesus didn't become a name until the Spanish imposed Catholicism on Central and South America.
I would indeed have to say that my own mocking is in fact directly proportional to the pushiness of the devotee (chump). The truly exacerbating have nearly provoked violence from me. (I really wanted to punch Brother Jed once about 10 years ago)
I don't know who these young, smart people you speak of are, but most of the people I know younger than me I'm astounded by the things that they don't know; things I would take to be common knowledge or at least necessary for a high school education. And their critical thinking skills are for shit.
No one wants to wake up on December 24th to watch their dim witted neighbor's body being carried from the next apartment due to hysteria induced suicide.
Speak for yourself, I hate that bastard. Merry Fucking Christmas, dipshit.
if you think that is an appropriate response to a fucking movie about a half-assed myth, then by all means, do the world a favor
on an ep of Deep Space 9 when Quark went home to Ferenginar.
They need to just change it to Urectum and get it over with.
it's in the middle of uranus! sorry, I couldn't help myself
...now I'm scared. Corellon save us!