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  1. Re:Not really on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Who cares if the first 10 groups die off? Mankind should expand to multiple planets. Systems, Galaxies and Clusters, too. But planets is a good start. We'll need to bring a fabrication chain online to have any chance of survival on other planets. Flying out spare parts from Earth isn't a reasonable option.

    What else do we have to do? People will sit around on Earth squabbling over it's control and resources whether or not we send out colonies to squabble over control and resources on other planets as well.

  2. Re:I would go if there was a suicide booth on Over 1000 Volunteers For 'Suicide' Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Do insurance policies pay out for death due to acts of war god?

  3. Re:Austrailia != Free Country on Google Found Guilty of Libel For Search Results In Australia · · Score: 2

    Lawyers don't bring any claims on their own. They don't create legal issues that didn't exist.

    Unless they see they can make more gaming the system than facilitating it

  4. Re:Why the hate? on DOOM 3 BFG Edition On Github, Timed For Oculus Rift · · Score: 1

    Doom and Doom II never tried to "scare the user". They tried to "be awesome". Evil, broken, melting, fireball belching, rocket spewing, half-machine half-demon hybrids, crushing ceilings, innumerable vats of toxic waste, erratic lights, and tons of bad guys. Everywhere. And when all of them were finally vanquished, and you got to finally climb the steps and pick up your key, the walls dropped, and there was a whole other wave ready with fireballs flying. Cue Beethoven's E1M1.mid

  5. Re:It has come! on Valve's Steam & Games Coming To Linux · · Score: 2

    You underestimate the effect that hats will have on the linux economy.

  6. Re:ANOTHER FREE MARKET TRIUMPH! on $60 Light Bulb Debuts On Earth Day · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I'd never wish to submit to the invisible hand of a free eldritch abomination, the idea of a regulated abomination, it's hands carefully controlled, might be something I'd be interested in entertaining.

  7. Re:Now think in American. on Why Are Fantasy World Accents British? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was wondering how to pronounce that until I realized it's just a clever bit of german with an outrageous french accent.

  8. Worst. Nerds. Ever. on Test-Tube Burgers Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    All these comments and not a mention of Alpha Centauri's beef vats? For shame, nerds. For shame.

  9. Re:Nobots? on DNA Nanorobot Halts Growth of Cancer Cells · · Score: 2

    They're at work right now. You'll hear about their accomplishments when some historian writes a popular novel detailing the incredible inventor of X, savior of mankind. The titles a work in progress of course.

  10. Re:WHere did they find the control group? on Correlating Psychopathy With Speech Patterns · · Score: 1

    Psychopathy, or diagnosed psychopathy? Perhaps most of them do well enough to avoid such situations.

  11. Re:Get off my lawn! on Nike to Unveil Self Lacing Shoes? · · Score: 2

    It's not on your lawn. It's just over it.

  12. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs on San Francisco Considers Ban On All Pet Sales · · Score: 1

    I assure you people killed any puppies that were malformed, disobedient or dangerous to their owners. _We_ were the environment the animals had to adapt to. That said, I do not think this was wrong of us, nor do I think we need to forgo our animal husbanding ways. Except Mr Perens of course. Your dog is not a love slave, Mr Perens.

  13. Re:No. on Is Science Just a Matter of Faith? · · Score: 1

    When priests figure out how to miracle me some robotic prosthesis on demand we'll talk. Third hand stories ending in "but if you ask its testing god so fuck off" don't really cut it.

  14. Re:Paid Leave on Corporations Hiring Hooky Hunters · · Score: 1

    When you're in the military, you're always on call. Being on vacation in another state means you aren't available. Hence, the requirement to spend your vacation time for weekends.

  15. Re:So why would anyone want to do this? on Windows Cluster Hits a Petaflop, But Linux Retains Top-5 Spot · · Score: 1

    Fucking shrink wrapped supercomputer apps.

  16. Re:I need one on Windows Cluster Hits a Petaflop, But Linux Retains Top-5 Spot · · Score: 1

    So, I guess our planes suck because you suck. Thanks a lot, guy.

  17. Re:Not hacked! on Cryptome Hacked; All Files Deleted · · Score: 1
    I get it now. Slashdot swapped the Insightful and Troll tags at some point. I'd say you're mostly correct. Except I would say hacking is creating a hack, where a hack is something ( ( unexpected or unforeseen ) and ( useful or technically interesting ) and ( impressive or amusing, to include schadenfreude ) ).
    • Create interthreading a switch statement and do while loop to manually unroll loops where useful? clever hack.
    • Using a "Pringles" can for storing chips? cartridge snack.
    • Using a "Pringles" can mounted to a rifle stock as a long distance phone hacking antenna? clever hack.
    • Processing an xml file into a sql statement to derive a json element that parses to an HTML widget? boring, that
    • Write a program that blasts the stack on a remote process, opens a shell and calls home to hand you the box? clever hack.
    • Download a VBScript program that takes a server and room option and floods an IRC room? kiddy crap.
    • Use a mostly ignored holdover feature of the x86 processor to create a sandbox environment for native compiled apps? clever hack.
    • Use a gyroscope to carefully balance a two side-by-side wheeled vehicle steered by leaning? clever hack
    • Drive one of the damned things off a cliff? Holy crap

    et cetera.

  18. Re:I fail to see what is newsworthy on Man Wants to Donate His Heart Before He Dies · · Score: 1

    If they don't like the new organs, we offer a generous return policy.

  19. Re:You dont steal, you copy. on Why I Steal Movies (Even Ones I'm In) · · Score: 1

    http://bash.org/?104052

    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back fucker"

  20. Re:Consequences of discovery on New Evidence Presented For Ancient Fossils In Mars Rocks · · Score: 1

    All life falls before the manifest destiny of man.

  21. Re:Right, it's more of a perfected anarchy. on Open Source Is Not a Democracy · · Score: 1

    This is no time to bring up the linux kernel response to out of memory situations.

  22. Re:Not exactly. on Extinct Ibex Resurrected By Cloning · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_DNA

    Mitochondrial DNA is separate from the DNA of the host organism. It is inherited through the colony of mitochondria living in the egg the mother forms. No Ibex mother, no Ibex mitochondria. The mitochondria reproduce without interference from the hosts nuclear DNA. I don't know that this qualifies the animal as a hybrid, but as an environment its cellular flora have been replaced.

  23. Re:Required reading on Study Suggests Crabs Can Feel Pain · · Score: 1

    He was anthropomorphising them to "feel safe". What he meant was their `wriggle program` is interrupted by their `cling to shit` program when activated in that order. The thing just grabs when it detects leg contacts. Apparently they only have enough RAM for one program to run at a time. Don't waste your empathy on base stupid creatures. Go love a puppy, or a gorilla or just about anything else. Insects and their aquatic brethren are mindless automatons. Nothing more.

  24. Re:Virtual Memory or Paging on Why Use Virtual Memory In Modern Systems? · · Score: 1

    What was virtual about it? I am genuinely curious what. A single address space the size of RAM sounds like direct memory access to me.

  25. Re:Virtual Memory or Paging on Why Use Virtual Memory In Modern Systems? · · Score: 1

    Just because a system presents more memory than it has available in RAM doesn't mean it needs a swap. Empty pages don't need to be stored anywhere.

    Thus Disk Space isn't required for virtual memory.

    However, without disk space, once the running programs actually use all of the available memory pages, the system will have to implement its emergency out of memory conditions.