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San Francisco Considers Ban On All Pet Sales

Hugh Pickens writes "The LA Times reports that the Humane Pet Acquisition Proposal is on its way to the Board of Supervisors of San Francisco. It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers — unless you plan to eat it. Representatives of the $45-billion to $50-billion-a-year pet industry call the San Francisco proposal 'by far the most radical ban we've seen' nationwide and argue that it would force small operators to close. Animal activists say it will save small but important lives, along with taxpayer money, and end needless suffering. 'From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal. 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'"

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  1. Save important pet lives...? by jonamous++ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.

    1. Re:Save important pet lives...? by swanzilla · · Score: 0

      Biology would beg to differ.

    2. Re:Save important pet lives...? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More importantly, if prohibition and the war on drugs are any sign, this will create a high value pet black market, which makes for-profit breeding operations more, not less, likely to be abusive. Law of unintended consequeneces.

    3. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in absence of legal trade of animals, the animals will still be born but now there will be no choice but to have them killed.

    4. Re:Save important pet lives...? by jonamous++ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What does biology have to do with this? Many pets are specifically bred to be sold. If there are no buyers, people are not going to breed these animals (they don't want to be stuck with four macaws, or six puppies). The ones that do breed will turn in to strays. Sounds a lot better.

    5. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

      What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.

      If you read the article before rushing to get first post you'll see the problem. Most shop-animals are bred in horrible conditions and spend the first part of their lives in cages in shop windows. Not nice.

      This way you'll have to get them from friends/neighbors/shelters. Hopefully the lives it saves will be the ones which would be put down when nobody takes them at the shelter.

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    6. Re:Save important pet lives...? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well unlike the drug industry, pets will be legally sold elsewhere. Yes there will be the rise of some black market shops inside the city but all this does is move the legal shops just outside city jurisdiction taking their businesses and tax dollars with them. It just makes it inconvenient for everyone but really won't stop anything.

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    7. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

      Really can't wait until people start traffic tabby cats across the Mexico boarder to fuel this new illegal market! Think of the headlines!

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    8. Re:Save important pet lives...? by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Many pets are specifically bred to be sold. If there are no buyers, people are not going to breed these animals

      Ferrets make a particularly good example - As induced ovulators, the females will remain in estrus until they mate or die. For that reason, you almost never see non-fixed ferrets for sale. Though considering the city involved here, they probably already ban ferrets outright. Horrid, vicious things, with their cute burbling and playful nipping - Can't have that, why, someone might leave a newvborn alone with one after starving it for a month!


      However, I found one particular quote from the article especially revealing about the mindset involved here...

      "Why fish? Why not fish?" said Philip Gerrie, a member of the city's Commission of Animal Control and Welfare and a coauthor of the proposal.

      Why not fish? Because, Mr. Gerrie, believe it or not, you don't need to regulate every last detail of the domain arguably under your control. Until something becomes a clear problem, just leave it the hell alone. "Not fish", because NO ONE ABUSES FISH. Because you don't see stray fish picking through garbage outside restaurants. Because you don't hear about feral fish attacks when a child wanders down the wrong alley. Because fish lead to as close to zero potential for abuse as you could hope from any possible pet-animal.

    9. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.

      If you make it illegal to sell but otherwise don't change things you will see the commercial market for pets disappear. So we will see a drastic reduction in quantity supply. It turns out that today quantity supply of dogs exceeds quantity demand of dogs in the USA by about 4,000,000. In other words we spend money to collect, temporarily house, and then kill 4,000,000 dogs a year. If the quantity supplied were to drop by about 4,000,000 dogs per year then we would have the same amount of dogs being bread as are being taken into presumably loving homes. Sounds good so far. But you're worried that no one would risk allowing their bitch to breed but given a gentle demand for puppies it is likely that some folks will continue to breed. In fact if a few of my neighbors or friends expressed an interest in about a litter's worth of puppies I would be willing to breed my dog and carry the burden of dealing with pregnancy and the first few months of puppy life.

      I don't totally agree with the proposal, at least not my first impression. I think a fine alternative is to chop up all the dogs we kill every day (about 11,000 of them) and give them to folks on welfare or otherwise in need of food.

      So which is worse:
      1) shutting down a commercial industry that is known to create misery
      2) killing 11,000 dogs a day and throwing them away
      3) killing 11,000 dogs a day and feeding hungry people with them

    10. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Kielistic · · Score: 2

      Finally a practical use for the kitten cannon!

    11. Re:Save important pet lives...? by ginbot462 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to mention, pet "contraband" will be sold in other store.

      Dude, the leash and collar were for my wife I swear!

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    12. Re:Save important pet lives...? by geekboybt · · Score: 2

      Actually, ferrets are banned in the entire state of California. Doesn't stop a lot of people though.

    13. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody abuses fish?

      People who throw them down the toilet do. People who don't take care of their tanks do.

      People neglect their pets, stop acting as if there are exceptions. Even Rocks get abuses. Polishers I'm looking at you!

    14. Re:Save important pet lives...? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Actually, in absence of legal trade of animals, the animals will still be born but now there will be no choice but to have them killed.

      Except that a lot of animals are bred solely to be sold.

      Just like the people who demand we stop eating beef and drinking milk in order to save the cows are really trying to exterminate the cow race.

    15. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really can't wait until people start traffic tabby cats across the Mexico boarder to fuel this new illegal market! Think of the headlines!

      They'll probably start using catapults to deliver them.

    16. Re:Save important pet lives...? by jonamous++ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you read the article? Because if you did, instead of rushing to bash my post, you'd see that it mentions things like Goldfish. It also specifically refutes the point your posts makes in the second paragraph. So your point is that keeping goldfish in a tank for the first year of their life is so inhumane and instead, I should buy goldfish from my neighbor and put them in a tank instead? You are thinking of this from the perspective of a poor little puppy from a puppy mill stuck in a shop window. I agree, that's a terrible thing, and that's what the original (which was still absurd) was meant to prevent. However, this law has been expanded to include pretty much all animals. It's so absurd and so ridiculous that I can't believe people (you?) would take this seriously. What it boils down to is we have people who are butt-hurt that the majority of Americans don't care about the feelings of a fish or the feelings of the rat they are going to feed to their python. So these people are trying to push their worldview on everyone else - regardless of the fact that "treating animals like commodities" is something that humans have been doing since the first creature was domesticated. So yeah, I do get your point, I did read the article, and I think you are dead wrong. These people are off-their-rocker PETA wackos that don't want anyone to own any pets, ever. In fact, other sources go on to say that "eventually, there would likely be no more tropical fish or other exotic pets in San Francisco (except those imported illegally). Purebred dogs and cats might become a thing of the past as well."

    17. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      Because you don't see stray fish picking through garbage outside restaurants

      Now THAT would be funny.

    18. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Nutria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because, Mr. Gerrie, believe it or not, you don't need to regulate every last detail of the domain arguably under your control.

      Sure he does. It's a biological need to meddle in other people's lives that's just as great as that of the conservative who makes buggery illegal.

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    19. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I polished a rock, it thanked me.

    20. Re:Save important pet lives...? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I dunno what the problem is here at all.

      Hell, when I was growing up, the dogs usually got treated better in the family than *I* did...and my dogs are spoiled rotten too.

      Not that I'm in the market to move to SF or anywhere near there...BUT, if I were and had a choice, and they passed this law. Fuck'em...I'm not going anywhere where I can't take or own dogs. They have been invaluable and loved components of my family ever since I can really remember.

      What is with these stupid fuckers in govt....where is the their place to decide shit like this...?

      Fuck'em.

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    21. Re:Save important pet lives...? by residieu · · Score: 1

      Mutts will continue to be born. This will stop trade in pure-bread pets in the city. People that want pets will still be able to get them from animal shelters (or, of course, go outside the city for them)

    22. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Tharsman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was too lazy to read TFA, but there is a big distinction between selling pets and adopting pets. In one you just pay a small amount for the paperwork, covering vaccines and the like.

      Even if pet selling was illegal, adopting should still be an option. There are quite a few pet shops that only sell supplies and refuse to support the Puppy Mill market, instead these host regular foster home gatherings where you can adopt pets and give them a proper home.

    23. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 0

      I personally don't give a rat's arse about pets, but in this case, the pet industry got my support. In my country, the same sort of PETArds are currently after anglers. Yep, fishing is cruelty. The retard fraction has already managed to get a ban on catch and release. Yep, that's right. Applied animal rights - if I catch a fish, I gotta slaughter it, releasing it would be cruelty, as I obviously only treat it as a sports object. Killing and eating is still fine, though. Never mind taking care of a proper population in your lake or stream, where no naturally stable population has existed for decades without care anyway.

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    24. Re:Save important pet lives...? by initdeep · · Score: 1

      Actually if you ask ANY DNR field agent in ANY state, you'll find there are literally dozens of invasive species that have been introduced into the local water population that are not only taking over but are actually killing off local water fauna.

      Snakeheads are a great example as are grass carp.

      The lack of acknowledgment of this problem by the moron referenced in the quote merely shows the total lack of knowledge and irrational reaction that politicians typically utilize.

    25. Re:Save important pet lives...? by davester666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thus begins the scream of millions of small animals being Fedex'd...

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    26. Re:Save important pet lives...? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ with.

      Dogs are nothing more than wolves/coyotes that have been bred for specific traits by humans since we started domesticating animals several thousand years ago. Do you really believe that there is such a thing as a wild Yorkshire Terrier or a wild Pomeranian? They wouldn't exist if we didn't create them and their only survival trait is their 'cuteness' and at one point in history their ability to eat rats. Let a Chihuahua go out in the wild an see how long it lasts. I give it a couple of days at best.

      Perhaps you should brush up on your biology.

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    27. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or use catamarans from the sea.

    28. Re:Save important pet lives...? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Interesting.

      SF is proud to buck the federal govt...and is a sanctuary city....so, I guess you basically can legally get an illegal alien to live with you...but you can't go get a fucking dog???

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    29. Re:Save important pet lives...? by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I agree. It really just inconveniences San Francisco residents. Now they have to go to Oakland or San Jose to buy a dog. Oh no!

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    30. Re:Save important pet lives...? by vuke69 · · Score: 1

      My rocks like it when I polish them.

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    31. Re:Save important pet lives...? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Because you don't see stray fish picking through garbage outside restaurants

      Now THAT would be funny.

      I'm sure it's fairly common in areas that are flooded.

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    32. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Denogh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Who said you couldn't take your dogs? This is about banning the sale of animals. You can bring dogs in, adopt a dog at the Humane Society shelter or go about getting a dog in whatever kind of way you like as long as it doesn't involve a breeder.

      That said, I know that this is aimed at the pet stores that are stocked with puppy mill puppies. While I like the idea of discouraging that practice, that will also discourage (or outlaw) legitimate breeders that use humane practices and breed responsibly.

    33. Re:Save important pet lives...? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      What? How do you save a life that never existed? In order to save something's life, it must first exist, correct? Otherwise, you're clearly using a different definition of "life" than me. But, I still don't agree with this ban at all.

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    34. Re:Save important pet lives...? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      Why are you posting as an AC? Are you that afraid to lose karma that you can't stand behind your words?

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    35. Re:Save important pet lives...? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Even if pet selling was illegal, adopting should still be an option.

      So you can just take down the sign saying 'Pet Store', put up a sign saying 'Pet Adoption Center' and the law is utterly worthless except to signwriters.

    36. Re:Save important pet lives...? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Not just would never be born, but where will they live. When dealing with domesticated pets they are not capable to hunt in the wild not to mention that would immediately put them in direct competition with existing indigenous wildlife which is already threatened near extinction by encroachment. So what is their solution to this? Kill them.

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    37. Re:Save important pet lives...? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I dunno what the problem is here at all.

        Hell, when I was growing up, the dogs usually got treated better in the family than *I* did...and my dogs are spoiled rotten too.

      Well, some people are mean to their pets. And, because of these few people, pets must no longer be sold to anyone!

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    38. Re:Save important pet lives...? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2

      Actually, without the pet industry, these animals will be euthanized. After all, what is one person going to do with 50 dogs he can't sell?

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    39. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Nadaka · · Score: 2

      The point of a Chihuahua is that is just the right size to boil in a pot and make a single family meal without having to take the time and effort to butcher it and preserve the left over meat. They are the original fast food. They are not meant to survive.

    40. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.

      If you read the article before rushing to get first post you'll see the problem. Most shop-animals are bred in horrible conditions and spend the first part of their lives in cages in shop windows. Not nice.

      This way you'll have to get them from friends/neighbors/shelters. Hopefully the lives it saves will be the ones which would be put down when nobody takes them at the shelter.

      Indeed, some would be lucky to live in shop windows, where their living conditions are at least visible to the public, and thus far superior to those in the puppy mills where they were born and lived the earliest part of their lives. While I think this law is extreme, and has little chance of going into/staying in force, I would really like to see something end the horribly cruel puppy mill industry.

    41. Re:Save important pet lives...? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      FYI ferrets are illegal in the state of CA. It is thought they would become harmful to the wildlife should they escape and breed.

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    42. Re:Save important pet lives...? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I personally don't give a rat's arse about pets, but in this case, the pet industry got my support.

      Actually, that sounds like a perfectly natural position for someone who doesn't give a rat's arse about pets.

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    43. Re:Save important pet lives...? by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      We have snakeheads here, VA but our most dangerous introduced species is pacu.

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    44. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Denogh · · Score: 1

      And another thing: Anecdotal evidence suggesting that your family has a history of caring for dogs responsibly means exactly dick in this conversation. If everyone treated their animals like you apparently do, the pet industry would have nothing to fear.

      I worked in a pet store in college. In my capacity there, I helped to adopt out unwanted or abused rodents, reptiles and other small animals, and also saw some of the horrible injuries that had been visited upon some of the shelter dogs that we hosted during major adoption events. I can say with complete certainty that while your experience may be typical, it is not universal.

    45. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      I think that will fall through the first time some one attempts to charge $1,000 or $2,000 for legal adoption papers that (with vaccines included) don't go over $250.

    46. Re:Save important pet lives...? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They are the original fast food.

      Well, I guess we finally know what Taco Bell is putting in that beefy burrito.

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    47. Re:Save important pet lives...? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      You don't see fish picking through garbage because they are almost guarantied to die minutes after their owner is bored of them, they cannot survive on their own.

      That does not mean that many do not starve of otherwise die because of mistreatment.

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    48. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And what about animals used for professions? Guard dogs, ferrets for hunting rodents etc?

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    49. Re:Save important pet lives...? by petteyg359 · · Score: 1

      but you can't go get a fucking dog???

      If you want one of those, there's no need to travel to SF. Google will get you plenty of videos.

    50. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

      Unless you can prove that the dog is an illegal alien.

      "No, it's not my dog, he just lives here."

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    51. Re:Save important pet lives...? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      No, the flooding causes more problems. Run off will make the Gulf Dead Zone larger than ever before because of runoff from decades of fertilizer and pesticide that will be pushed into solution, and travel down to the Gulf.

      The fish die, as do shrimp, and other sea life. If BP wasn't bad enough, Elanco will be.

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    52. Re:Save important pet lives...? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Because you don't hear about feral fish attacks when a child wanders down the wrong alley.

      ...with the possible exception of Venice.

    53. Re:Save important pet lives...? by camperslo · · Score: 1

      SF is proud to buck the federal govt...and is a sanctuary city....so, I guess you basically can legally get an illegal alien to live with you...but you can't go get a fucking dog???

      You'd might be surprised at the alternatives some politicians come up with.

      http://www.thenational.ae/news/worldwide/middle-east/men-should-have-sex-slaves-says-female-kuwaiti-politician

    54. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention, pet "contraband" will be sold in other store.

      Dude, the leash and collar were for my wife I swear!

      It is hard enough already to get certain gear because it could be used to harm animals.

    55. Re:Save important pet lives...? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The point of a Chihuahua is that is just the right size to boil in a pot and make a single family meal without having to take the time and effort to butcher it and preserve the left over meat.

      Would have made a much better Beverly Hills Chihuahua if you ask me...

    56. Re:Save important pet lives...? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Dude, the leash and collar were for my wife I swear!

      Well, this is San Francisco... :^D

    57. Re:Save important pet lives...? by squidguy · · Score: 1

      Ferrets banned in San Francisco? Thought they were preferred over Gerbils!

    58. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the point of this law has been entirely missed by the kneejerk croud here on Slashdot.

      It's a law that wouldn't effect me because I live in the UK but I could quite appreciate perhaps not such a drastic measure but something along those lines here in the UK.

      Pet breeders all too often treat animals as little more than stock that makes money, they keep them in shitty conditions that whilst may not make the animal look scruffy will cause it distress and can lead to behaviour problems. They don't care about that because once they've sold the animal they deem it not their problem any more. Further, there's no real checks on breeders here, they can sell to whoever they want, and that can mean selling to people who will let their 3 year old kid throw their hamster or whatever around like a toy, or accidently stand on it, somewhat brutally crushing it to death- these sorts of things happen all the time.

      Meanwhile we have rehoming centres absolutely full to the brim of animals that have been abandoned, or previously mistreated, whose behaviour issues have been noted, or corrected. They're full of animals of all shapes and sizes just begging for a home, and these rehoming centres do home visits to check suitability of a household for a pet before they allow someone to adopt. Further, they even have clauses that allow them to reclaim pets that are found to be mistreated so that they can seize them from incompetent or outright malicious owners. They will also neuter pets such that they do not go on to add to the problem of growing numbers of strays.

      Really, in the UK at minimum there needs to be stricter licensing on breeding. Such measures might not put an end to the problems entirely, and black markets might exist- just as they do for banned dangerous dog breeds, but it would at least stop parents going out and buying a hampster for little timmy just because timmy cried about wanting one and they didn't have the balls to tell him he's not responsible enough to look after him, a pet that might then die in any number of horrid ways in which kids manage to kill their pets through not knowing better.

      It's about stopping the market of pets as "accessories" and improving welfare for many animals as a result. It's about maximising adoption of rescued animals by more responsible and trustworthy pet owners, rather than going to their local shop out of convenience and leaving the stray problem a problem because so many strays go unadopted.

      Personally I've always had rescued dogs through my entire life, and wouldn't dream of getting one from a shop, ignoring the countless genetic defects, and behaviour issues that arise from inbreeding and mistreatment amongst such breeders, rescued dogs just come in shapes and sizes you'd never expect (I had a jack russel / doberman cross once- no I don't know which was the mother and which was the father), and for me, have always been full of character and extremely loyal.

      The point is there's not even a need for a pet industry when it's proven itself often untrustworthy and sometimes contributory to the stray problem (which your tax dollars have to deal with) when excess / imperfect animals are chucked out on the streets. When there's already a problem of too many pets needing homes out there in the first place such that a lack of pet shops would decrease the stray problem (hence saving your tax dollars) then it's ludicrous to go on allowing such an irresponsible industry to at least carry on without regulation.

      I suspect this will be an unpopular view with Slashdot's liberal idealists where any mention of government is seen as a bad thing but oh well, it's just my personal opinion, this is at least one area where some kind of regulation can actually improve things for tax payers, animal charities, and animals alike, at the cost only of the detriment to an industry that more often causes detriment to those 3 sections of society.

    59. Re:Save important pet lives...? by squidguy · · Score: 1

      No, it's the other way around...they just want to fuck the dog.

    60. Re:Save important pet lives...? by squidguy · · Score: 1

      It is thought they would become harmful to the wildlife should they escape and breed.
      Perhaps that should refer to the boneheads pitching this proposed law!

    61. Re:Save important pet lives...? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I think this law is wrong on many levels but they are not legislating your right to own a dog, what they are legislating is your right to sell dogs.

      The idea here is things like puppy mills exist because pet stores provide a market for the product. There is really no need for these things because plenty of puppies and kittens, dogs, cats, etc are waiting in animal shelters to be adopted. If you want a pet they want you to adopt one from a shelter. They feel that we should no be breeding companion animals while we are euthanizing others in shelters because they can't find homes for all of them.

      I don't like the government making this choice for people. I suppose there are those who really really want a certain bread of dog or cat and this is the sort of thing that gets in the way of that. Personally I would never want my money going to one of these breeders, and have never had a problem finding a cat I like either at shelter or from someone who needs to give it one up; but I don't think the government should trample peoples rights here.

      I don't like what many of these breeders do so I boycott them and would encorage others to do the same, but I don't think government should FORCE others to do the same.

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    62. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? WIthout the pet industry no one would be willing to breed their dog to give their neighbors' kids dogs?
      I guess someone paid your parents to breed you? Or are your parents farmers and they figured you'd be working the fields for them?

    63. Re:Save important pet lives...? by dmitrygr · · Score: 1

      Home visits to make sure pets aren't being mistreated? Well, now you know why I am not getting a pet there. I have no desire to have anyone come to MY house to inspect it! Explains why I bought my pets from a pet store and not these "re-homing centers." I treat my pets well, and I have no need to prove it to anyone.

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    64. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Or use catamarans from the sea.

      Or you could simply fling them into the city with a trebuchet.

      That would have been funnier if I could have thought of a word that contained "cat" that had something to do with flinging things...

    65. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think this is misguided. Yes it's bad to mistreat animals, but also "so what", if there wasn't a demand for the animals, people would mistreat their children or other family members.

      What needs to happen instead is a push by the property owners to prohibit the pets with legal force. Out here, it's pretty damned hard to find an apartment built after 1980 that allows pets and/or smoking of any sort. In order to have pets you have to buy a condo in a building that allows pets. Only by making pets expensive will people stop buying pets that they don't have the means to care for.

      But again, people have kids that they have no intent or means to care for too (a consequence of abstinence-only policies,) and I'd sure like to see those policies change as well. We could also simply put negative-welfare policies in place so that children get their own debit cards to learn financial responsibility. If they spend all their money, too bad, save next time, if they try to buy anything that isn't nutritional food or clothing, then the debit transaction is canceled.

      Let's meet in the middle, you can't have pets or children that you can't afford and aren't going to eat.

    66. Re:Save important pet lives...? by jimicus · · Score: 2

      I think it fairly unlikely he'll breed them in the first place.

    67. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, and fewer would be abandoned or lead to unwanted litters

    68. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      I agree with the idea that you don't hunt or fish unless you're going to eat it. Hos about I hunt you down, and then release you after you think I'm about to kill you? would you like that? I'm not a PETA member or anything, but I really do think it's cruel. And yes, I do fish, don't hunt but that's cause I don't have the time.

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    69. Re:Save important pet lives...? by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      >The point is there's not even a need for a pet industry when it's proven itself often untrustworthy and sometimes >contributory to the stray problem (which your tax dollars have to deal with)

      Good discussion, and I'm probably one of the "kneejerk crowd on Slashdot." But with all the various ordinances created by SF city for all kinds of issues, I still think this one will come back and haunt the city's reputation even when this pet sale ban has good intentions. Maybe there needs to be some education about pet breeders as you elaborated so then such proposals make sense when introduced.

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    70. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, I don't catch and release for the fun of it, I usually fish to get something for the pan. However, you can't always predict what you catch - your tackle selection can only get you so far. So if I go for pike perch with barely over 50 cm, which technically is legal to take out, I'd rather let him swim. Way too young - I'd rather have him live on and reproduce a bit more to get the population more stable and rather take an older one that has done his reproductive duty. Other case - say I am going for trout and some small red-eye takes the bait. What shall I do with it? If I kill it, it goes to waste as I do not have any culinary use for it. I'd rather let it swim again, but the law prohibits it. Letting it swim is better than throwing it away or feeding it to the cat, isn't it?

      I agree that pure C&R, just to get the fish for a photo session, like some "carp hunters" around here practice it, should not happen.

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    71. Re:Save important pet lives...? by treeves · · Score: 1

      He's talking about the stray fish DOING the picking.

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    72. Re:Save important pet lives...? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No one abuses fish? How about A Fish Called Wanda or Total Recall? Any animal can be abused. But you don't have to buy an animal to abuse it.

      This legislation makes me think LSD is making a comeback. Sounds like the whole damned city is one big nuthouse. I sure wouldn't want to live in such a tightly regulated town.

    73. Re:Save important pet lives...? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      something that humans have been doing since the first creature was domesticated

      So anything that was done ages ago should be allowed? I can think of at least 1000 things that you would not be happy to have me do to you, that people have been doing for ages and ages...

    74. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will save the lives of the animals bred in pupple mill environments, in garages, basements, and barns, the ones not "cute" enough to go first in adoptions or sales that end up as bait for underground dogfighting. It protects the ones that once born can't get a home. It would need devotion to the lives of innocent helpless creatures that have no control over how they are raised but carry all of the blame for the consequent actions of what they are directly taught or their life teaches them. You can't abuse what wasn't born.

    75. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Groan!

    76. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Moryath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Things you miss:

      #1 - the San Francisco law as written would outlaw animal shelters (what you call "rehoming centres") from collecting an adoption fee to rehome animals. That would put all the shelters into a drastic kill-down mode, or else cause a need to raise taxes by crazy amounts in order to handle all the animals needing to be kept in the shelters.

      #2 - Outlawing the selling of aquarium fish? Lizards? Please.

      #3 - PETA needs to get over themselves and learn to breed humans with humans rather than abusing the animals "their way."

    77. Re:Save important pet lives...? by BStroms · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, would never even dream of getting a rescue dog. Although in all seriousness, I wouldn't dream of getting any dog. As a single guy who spends a lot of hours each week at work, it would hardly be fair to my canine companion. Besides, no kids and no pets does more for the environment right there than all but the most extreme actions environmentalists would propose I take.

    78. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I could see this law as making sense *if* the goal was to get pets adopted out of shelters... but if the goal is to prevent pet OWNERSHIP?!? That's insane.

    79. Re:Save important pet lives...? by sodul · · Score: 1

      Fishes are left in a small glass of water all day long at my local Big Name pet store. Always makes me feel sad for the fish especially when you see some of them turning belly up in the evening. I just do not understand how doing this does not fall under some animal cruelty law.

      We recently adopted a dog from the rescue and the contract was almost as if we were only a foster family for the dog. With the contract the dog wellness is really the primary goal, not the humans ego or wallet. We got a small mixed terrier which makes me feel better about potential genetic issues so common with pure breeds nowadays.
      Last month my wife found cute yorkies from a breeder, not only docked tail (bad in my book, that's just plain amputation) but also declawed. I knew it was done to some cats but to dogs !?!

      The SF legislation is probably an overreaction to the current issues with existing laws which should protect the animals are just not enforceable.

    80. Re:Save important pet lives...? by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, people very commonly abuse fish by keeping them in extremely bad conditions. The problem is that fish don't communicate pain in a way that is obvious to humans. I've heard people advise putting tropical fish in the freezer to euthanise them! Just because the fish can't scream doesn't mean it's not in pain. The simplest way to euthanize a fish is to quickly cut its head off, but the most humane method is probably an overdose of anesthetic.

      Keeping a goldfish in a goldfish bowl is usually death by slow torture. That two inch long goldfish you're keeping in a one gallon bowl is a pond fish which as an adult reaches six times the length and two hundred times the body weight. People don't know this because they keep killing their pets of as tiny juveniles, by slow and painful means I might add. In the long term you probably need *at least* 30 gallons per fish if you intend to keep your goldfish in an aquarium.

      Then there's the people who buy single fish of schooling species like neon tetras. You should research the fish you are buying, know the minimum school size, and aim *above* that. A species whose minimum school size is eight will be stressed if you only have four, and *much* healthier (and more interesting to watch) if you keep sixteen.

      Fishkeeping is a thinking person's hobby. While it's not rocket science, it takes a fair amount of practical scientific knowledge. You have to research the fish you're buying. I've seen 2" "sharks" in pet stores that are fry of giant catfish species that grow to eight or even ten feet in length.

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    81. Re:Save important pet lives...? by SpongeBob+Hitler · · Score: 0

      More importantly, if prohibition and the war on drugs are any sign, this will create a high value pet black market, which makes for-profit breeding operations more, not less, likely to be abusive. Law of unintended consequeneces.

      On the other hand, it would make for a great LOLcat. Imagine a ruthless drug lord gunning down his rivals. Finally, instead of delivering a kilo of cocaine, he pulls a mildly meowing cat out of a box. "Say hello to my little friend!"

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    82. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't talk about anything without getting drugs into it, can we?

      Next you guys will suggest that dogs need medical marijuana to help their hip problems.

    83. Re:Save important pet lives...? by SpongeBob+Hitler · · Score: 0

      if there wasn't a demand for the animals, people would mistreat their children or other family members.

      Actually, people who mistreat pets *also* tend to mistreat their children and other family members. It has something to do with being a complete asshole.

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    84. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you intended to, but you tar all breeders with the same brush. In the UK you cannot buy a dog in any shop. You must go directly to a breeder. This requires research and investigation.

      Because dogs cannot be bought on impulse, this research is bound to turn up information about "puppy mills" and poor quality breeders. Dog magazines are perpetually filled with warnings about this, and danger signs to look out for. Similar information appears online, on the very sites you might search to find a nearby breeder.

      One obvious piece of advice is to only consider KC accredited breeders. Dogs bought from these breeders cannot possibly have been "farmed", since their ancestry is registered with the KC, providing an easy mechanism to detect and prevent mass production.

      I first saw my new puppy when she was 4 weeks old and ran through all the usual checks with the breeder before agreeing to buy. I was very keen to make sure that I was not buying a puppy that had been "farmed" elsewhere, and that the parents were healthy, and that they were the "real" parents and not substitutes. I collected the puppy 4 weeks later, in line with the breed recommendations.

      I don't doubt that there are bad breeders, but I think anyone with the slightest sense will easily be able to avoid them. This would not be so easy if the dogs were on sale in a shop with breeder, sire and dam nowhere in sight. However, that is not the British way.

      A total ban on all dog sales would stop legitimate, responsible breeders. This would not be a good thing.

      After all, getting a rescue dog is great, but it's only for experienced dog owners, because the rescue dog may come with all sorts of behavioural problems. And then what? You cannot take the dog back, that would only make him even more unhappy. You have to deal with the problems as best you can.

      So, where does the necessary experience come from? The answer must be that it comes from training dogs who do not come with behavioural problems, such as dogs bought as puppies from a reputable breeder. If you ban dog sales, you also prevent people gaining the sort of experience they would need to be effective rescuers.

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    85. Re:Save important pet lives...? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, pet "contraband" will be sold in other store.

      Dude, the leash and collar were for my wife I swear!

      It's San Francisco - you can still purchase leashes and collars for your significant other without considering it "contraband"

    86. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      "Pushing their worldview on everyone else" is San Francisco's specialty. See what happened with the long-standing handgun ban.

    87. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Even if pet selling was illegal, adopting should still be an option. There are quite a few pet shops that only sell supplies and refuse to support the Puppy Mill market, instead these host regular foster home gatherings where you can adopt pets and give them a proper home.

      Wouldn't a ban on selling pets put the law-abiding breeders who actually care about their animals out of business, leaving the "puppy mill" owners as the only avenue for buying a pet (on the black market). And since the law-abiding breeders are out of business, wouldn't the only pets available for adoption be the ones the "puppy mill" owners dumped onto the street because they didn't sell before the animal grew past the "cute baby" stage?

      Like the war on drugs, this whole thing sounds like a supply-restriction response to a demand-driven problem. It works if you can tightly control the supply. But if your control is weak enough to let a black market (puppy mills) flourish, demand will cause the problem (excess number of abandoned pets needing to be put down in shelters) to persist despite your attempts to control supply.

    88. Re:Save important pet lives...? by celle · · Score: 1

      "After all, getting a rescue dog is great, but it's only for experienced dog owners, because the rescue dog may come with all sorts of behavioural problems. And then what? You cannot take the dog back, that would only make him even more unhappy. You have to deal with the problems as best you can.

      So, where does the necessary experience come from? The answer must be that it comes from training dogs who do not come with behavioural problems, such as dogs bought as puppies from a reputable breeder. If you ban dog sales, you also prevent people gaining the sort of experience they would need to be effective rescuers.
      "

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      Experienced first-time mothers needed. Must be able to raise the perfect child/pet to adulthood.

      First time mothering is an on the job learning experience as you won't know what you're going to get until the little bundle has arrived. Taking care of pets is no different as they often become part of the family regardless of their good or bad points otherwise they're just possessions.

      The rest of the BS you spouted is more about protecting your investment and getting the most for your money kind of like buying a car or house.

      The best things in life are often unplanned.

    89. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      NO ONE ABUSES FISH.

      Tell that to Troy McClure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fish_Called_Selma

    90. Re:Save important pet lives...? by hairyfeet · · Score: 0

      It just goes to show you how completely fucked up and out of touch the land of fruits and nuts is. First the sanctuary bullshit, which for ANY city that declares that bullshit I would open them to lawsuits by the victims of illegals no different than what we did with Libya and supporting terrorism, and why not fish? Because asshole it isn't your job to control everyone's lives and just because you have a little power doesn't mean you get to act like a little brown shirted goon and control everyone else! What's next, going along with PETA and having fish declared "sea kittens" and forcing everyone in SF to eat nothing but grass?

      So allow me to say I now 100% support the red states bleeding you dry. After all you seem to like government intervention and frankly if this is what you think of to do with government maybe a little more wealth redistribution would be just the thing to pull your collective heads out your asses! Your economy is in the crapper, you have border jumpers cranking up the crime rate, your state is in the red and THIS, this is all you can think of? Lord help California if the rest of the state is like this and I can see why some in the north of that state really wouldn't mind having the state split in half like Carolina.

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    91. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One obvious piece of advice is to only consider KC accredited breeders. Dogs bought from these breeders cannot possibly have been "farmed", since their ancestry is registered with the KC, providing an easy mechanism to detect and prevent mass production.

      For entirely different reasons unrelated to "farming", supporting kennel clubs is not actually a good choice.

      The problem with kennel clubs is a toxic combination of registered ancestry *and* conformance to arbitrary fads in "breed standards" (driven by the whims of show judges) *and* fundamental ignorance about basic principles of genetics. These things lead to KC breeders using intense inbreeding to "fix" desired breed standard traits, which has in turn dramatically reduced genetic diversity in most purebred studbooks. Of course, these practices also have the consequence of "fixing" genetic diseases into the studbook gene pool. Since KC breeders have traditionally been fiercely resistant to crossbreeding (they operate "closed" stud books, meaning a dog may not be registered unless its parents were also registered), they have no way of dealing with these problems.

      To give one example, purebred Dalmatians essentially all have a recessive gene putting the dog at risk of having bad kidney stone problems. It doesn't express the same way in all individuals, so not all dogs get kidney stones, but if I remember correctly, it's present in essentially all purebred Dalmatians, meaning there is no way to breed it out without crossbreeding. A few decades ago someone who actually knew a bit about genetics did a sequence of crossbreeds and succeeded at replacing this bad recessive gene with a good one from another breed, while maintaining everything else Dalmatian. The result? The British and American kennel clubs both fought to not have these dogs registered as Dalmatians. They aren't "pure" according to arbitrary KC standards.

      There are far worse genetic problems in other breeds, too. Such as the issue with Cavalier King Charles Cocker Spaniels (what a mouthful), which have been bred to have small, roundish heads that look cute - the problem being that they've been bred into having skulls too small for their brains, so lots of them develop neurological problems due to pressure on the brain and/or portions of the brain being forced out the foramen magnum (the hole at the base of the skull). Dogs which are victims of this condition live with horrible pain and debilitating problems. And then there's the breeds where essentially all individuals have permanent health problems, such as ridiculously baggy skin, extreme pugnoses (which interferes with respiration and many other things), and so forth. (In many cases, in the past the "breed standard" wasn't unhealthy -- look at pugs from the early 1900s for example. But modern pugs have been bred into having a grossly misshapen skull with no nose to speak of.)

      IMO, you should make it clear to KC members that you won't buy their puppies until KCs institute meaningful reforms. They've set themselves up as the arbiters of dog health and breeding standards -- well, it's time to insist that they actually put animal welfare first and get responsible about paying attention to real science concerning genetics and health. There has been some progress in recent years, but not nearly enough.

    92. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fishes are left in a small glass of water all day long at my local Big Name pet store. Always makes me feel sad for the fish especially when you see some of them turning belly up in the evening. I just do not understand how doing this does not fall under some animal cruelty law.

      FYI the fish species which they do that with is one which can breathe by going to the surface and gulping air - it's one which has to live in very stagnant water in its natural habitat, and has evolved the ability to get oxygen from air as well as water. Most aquarium fish could not survive at all in those little cups, as the quantity of water is small and there is no churning to oxygenate it. After exhausting the oxygen in the water, they'd suffocate.

      (Not that this makes it all that great that they put them in those tiny cups. Just saying that for that species, it's not quite so cruel as you might think -- and for other species, it would be a guaranteed death sentence.)

    93. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 2

      Well if point 1 is true, then I agree this particular law is a bad one. In reponse to point 2 yes, certainly there are some animals pet shops could reasonably stock, in fact, it's much better that pet shops breed things like marine fish rather than pillage them from corals but for animals which there is often an abundance of strays/rescues like dogs, cats, horses, rabbits, goats and chickens (in the UK!) that's the sort of thing that needn't be sold in shops. Point 3 is really irrelevant, I'm not really interested in a discussion about PETA!

    94. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fruits and nuts? Well on the bright side, if you bring a leash to one of those S.F. festivals, you might be able to find an alternative mans' best friend (maybe even wearing a stylish studded collar?) that likes to cook, keep the place attractive, and not dig holes in the yard...

    95. Re:Save important pet lives...? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      I've heard just the opposite: putting a fish in the freezer is the most humane way to euthanize them. The sudden drop in temperature renders them unconscious almost instantly.

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    96. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... If you knew ANYTHING about the crowd that's proposing this...you'd change your tune. They don't want ANY pet "ownership" as they view it as slavery. In many cases, they'd do without you being able to eat animals if they had a choice.

      This is what you get when you give the Insane VOICE.

    97. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "In the UK you cannot buy a dog in any shop. You must go directly to a breeder. This requires research and investigation."

      This isn't true, there are shops in the UK that legally allow you to simply purchase dogs. It's a disgusting practice, and it exists.

      The Kennel Club in particular is a fine example of who not to use, because not only have their breeders been some of the worst responsible for genetic disorders through inbreeding, they even tried to whitewash an investigation into it with the party line "We do our best to ensure blah blah blah":

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7569064.stm

      But again the real question is why go to a breeder at all? They'll have the same breeds in rescue centres, and your view that rescued dogs are only for experienced owners is completely false. Unlike with most breeders rescue centres have canine behaviour specialists, they often have the dog's background (i.e. if the dog was handed in because the owner died, or went into debt) and many other details about it- you can find a dog much more fitting for your experience and lifestyle than you ever could guarantee buying a puppy from a breeder. The Dogs Trust for example makes you fill in a form before you're even allowed to look at the dogs available for rehoming, and they will help match a dog to you.

      You cannot ever guarantee a new puppy will have not develop behavioural problems but you can be pretty certain say, a year or two old rescue dog with a history that has no behavioural problems will stay that way, so your assertion that rescue dogs are more problematic couldn't be more in contrast with reality. Unless you specifically adopt a problem rescue dog on the understanding that you can look after it, rescue dogs are much easier for new and inexperienced owners.

      Again, there is absolutely no beneficial reason to go to a breeder for an animal like a dog or a cat.

    98. Re:Save important pet lives...? by jitterman · · Score: 1

      Excellent post (no sarcasm). Further, what is important about them? I don't deny that we love our pets and that a beloved animal matters to its owner (a great deal in many cases), but honestly, important in what other manner? To the world? To the members of PETA? To the Great Earth Mother? Just who has designated kitten #5,243,235,873 as "important?" With all of the problems this world has, time, effort, and resources are being committed towards THIS?

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    99. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Wulfrunner · · Score: 1

      Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.

      I'm sure people said the same thing about breeding slaves.

    100. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      II'm disgusted by your assumption that my interest in dogs is an "investment" about "getting the most for [my] money". These are horrible things to suggest, and it reflects very badly upon you that you would attribute them to someone else.

      In fact my concern is entirely based on the welfare of the dogs I own. Money is irrelevant, but planning is important, and making sure that you get a dog who is right for you is essential. A rescue dog is not the right choice for everyone and the worst way to treat a rescue dog is to rehome him inappropriately.

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    101. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Tharsman · · Score: 1

      There are various issues there, for one that these "puppy mills" are legal, they do the bare minimum to stay within the law. Anyone with common sense will know what they do is cruel, but they still stick within legal parameters. They are not illegal operations that would ignore the law.

      The other is that there are plenty of families with un-spaded pets that give birth to pups and will give them in for adoption. Most cities have an unofficial spot where families gather to find adoptive homes for their pets, and chains like PetSmart host weekly or monthly events where you can get sheltered pets.

      There are plenty of ways to get a pet dog without buying one.

      Comparing this to the war on drugs is hyperbolic, since pets are not being outlawed, just a specific distribution channel and source is.

    102. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe what's needed is an alternate system, where the animals can push buttons or something to buy people. But what to do with the people that don't sell? Maybe put them in a zoo, or some kind of a circus where they do tricks?

    103. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      I have pet birds (along with a dog), there is a growing movement to reduce/ban the breeding of parrots and other birds for the pet trade, due to the excessive number of birds that people get tired of and try to rehome, give away or sell... When I hear one of these people going on about banning pet birds, I tell them I have a domesticly bred Red Fronted Macaw, the .RFM is semi-endangered in the wild, they are the only Macaws not native to the rainforest, they are cliff dwellers and live only in one arid river valley in Bolivia. Their depopulation is due to a combination of limited habitat, agriculutre and poaching for the illegal export trade, as a result far more RFM's live in captivity now than do in the wild.. many of these people support reintroduction into the wild as a goal, I of course point out while a noble goal, it is unlikely to happen, particularly in a relatively poor country that (perhaps rightfully so) choose human standard of living over an endangered species of birds. Therefore as a species RFM's are dependant upon captive breeding, and the money to support captive breeding comes from the pet trade, so if you want these birds to continue to survive as a species, it is important to allow and perhaps even encourage breeding for the pet trade.

      So I then ask them, which they prefer making this rare type of macaw extinct or having the pet trade?

    104. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      I never said that your choice was wrong, just that you are being unfair to dog breeders.

      Some breeders are bad people, but many are not. They are just as concerned with the health and wellbeing of their dogs as you are. But you seem to think that absolutely all of them are bad people, just like the ones featured on that infamous BBC documentary. My view is that the KC is an important de-facto regulator for dog breeding, with extensive power to prevent inbreeding and genetic problems while also setting a high minimum standard for breeders. Don't you agree that dog breeding should be regulated in some way? Well, it already is.

      Some rehoming centres are also quite bad. I know of a greyhound centre that rehomed one particular dog who was utterly unsuited to domestic life and has caused much trouble and distress to his new owners, as well as being a chronically miserable dog. I doubt he would have been rehomed by a more reputable service, such as the RSPCA, but alas the centre is overwhelmed, short of money, and only concerned with getting him out of the door.

      I believe that rescue dogs require owners who are either experienced or lucky. As you surely know, when a dog has got past puppyhood, he is much more difficult to train, and bad behaviour is not easy to correct. A beginner may be lucky and get a dog who has already been properly socialised and trained. Then again, he may get a dog that requires expert assistance, which would be unfortunate for the dog as well as the owner.

      I made my decision to get my dogs from puppyhood based not only on extensive research into breeds, but also on advice from rehoming centres, and to be quite honest it is somewhat upsetting that you should tell me that I'm doing it wrong. In the future I may return to a rehoming centre, armed with years of knowledge about dogs, but in the meantime I am very happy to have been personally responsible for every aspect of training and socialisation for my dogs.

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    105. Re:Save important pet lives...? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      ..wife ? :)

    106. Re:Save important pet lives...? by darronb · · Score: 1

      Actually, saltwater fish are sometimes sourced in absolutely horrible ways.

      Think dumping cyanide on coral reefs to stun fish to make them easier to catch. This results in massive coral bleaching and you kill many more fish than you catch. Those you do catch are sick and plenty of those die in transit.

      Unfortunately, it tends to happen in tropical countries (imagine that) that we have no real control over.

      There is a significant movement to certify your fish don't come from this evil bullshit, though. A fair number of aquarium people are on board. ... not that I think this s makes any sense.

    107. Re:Save important pet lives...? by darronb · · Score: 1

      oops. That'll teach me to keep typing after hitting preview.

      I meant to say I don't think this story makes any sense. As in, banning the sale of pets is dumb. Maybe you can regulate it a bit more if you want to ensure animal welfare. Otherwise we might as well just go put all domesticated animals to sleep so they'll never suffer again.

    108. Re:Save important pet lives...? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      you don't need to regulate every last detail of the domain arguably under your control.

      Oddly enough, though, it does make sense if you assume that you will face a court challenge. If you have only partial regulation, the immediate challenge will be based on either that you drew the line in the wrong place or that you did not have the right to draw the line. If you make it a black and white proposition, the argument that you drew the line in the wrong place does not hold and the court must decide solely on the right to regulate. And, once you've been given the right to regulate, you can then re-draw the line where you want to without the pesky "right to regulate" challenge looming.

      Now, I'm playing devil's advocate here, but why does not the city not have the right to regulate breeding and sale of animals? We already have local ordinances regulating cruelty with respect to animals that have been upheld. If you are a politician that sees pet ownership as "animal slavery" or the destruction of innocent animal life as a "right to life" issue, should not one try to prevent breeding of excess animals while other ones are being euthanized? Would a local ordinance trying to prevent this not be a good thing?

      (Again, note that I am playing devil's advocate here. I actually think that breeding animals is a good thing, with them being so tasty and all...)

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    109. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'd just set up a shop inside the city with books like, 1000 Recipes for Dog, or There's More Than One Way to Skin a Cat, Gold Fish Sandwiches and Other Fine Cuisine, etc. I'll also have a corner set aside with different utensils that can be used for these purposes and maybe have weekly workshops to show people the proper way to break the neck on an iguana before preparing the meat for iguana sausage.

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    110. Re:Save important pet lives...? by hey! · · Score: 1

      For a tiny tropical fish like neons, you can use put it in a container of water and put the container in an ice bath. You don't take them out of the water and put them in the freezer; air might not cool them fast enough even though it is colder than the chilling water. It's like that for humans too. Being dumped in 50 degree F water is fatal; in early spring that's shirtsleeves weather for us New Englanders.

      For large tropical fish oscars or tinfoil barbs, the fish would be way too massive for the chilled water method.

      The anesthesia route is almost certainly the most reliably humane method.

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    111. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals don't feel pain. They have a nervous system and thus react to stimuli. Whether they are conscious and therefore interpret some stimuli as painful is still questioned.

    112. Re:Save important pet lives...? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Until they ban pet ownership.

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    113. Re:Save important pet lives...? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Many pets are specifically bred to be sold. If there are no buyers, people are not going to breed these animals

      Ferrets make a particularly good example - As induced ovulators, the females will remain in estrus until they mate or die. For that reason, you almost never see non-fixed ferrets for sale. Though considering the city involved here, they probably already ban ferrets outright. Horrid, vicious things, with their cute burbling and playful nipping - Can't have that, why, someone might leave a newvborn alone with one after starving it for a month!

      However, I found one particular quote from the article especially revealing about the mindset involved here...

      "Why fish? Why not fish?" said Philip Gerrie, a member of the city's Commission of Animal Control and Welfare and a coauthor of the proposal.

      Why not fish? Because, Mr. Gerrie, believe it or not, you don't need to regulate every last detail of the domain arguably under your control. Until something becomes a clear problem, just leave it the hell alone. "Not fish", because NO ONE ABUSES FISH. Because you don't see stray fish picking through garbage outside restaurants. Because you don't hear about feral fish attacks when a child wanders down the wrong alley. Because fish lead to as close to zero potential for abuse as you could hope from any possible pet-animal.

      I am sick and tired of the rampant lying on slashdot lately. You know damn well that as the government of the most meddlesome city in the US that damn well have to regulate every single thing they can. If it isn't in their domain (and how is this in their domain? Is it really in their charter?) they'll just get right on enlarging their domain. Sheesh. Free thought uncontrolled in San Francisco? Perish the thought!

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    114. Re:Save important pet lives...? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Humans are animals.

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    115. Re:Save important pet lives...? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Because, Mr. Gerrie, believe it or not, you don't need to regulate every last detail of the domain arguably under your control.

      Sure he does. It's a biological need to meddle in other people's lives that's just as great as that of the conservative who makes buggery illegal.

      Correct. Thus one of the core problems is exposed. It isn't merely so-called liberal vice so-called conservative that is the issue. But meddling government of any kind that is the problem.

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    116. Re:Save important pet lives...? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      I think this law is wrong on many levels but they are not legislating your right to own a dog, what they are legislating is your right to sell dogs.

      The idea here is things like puppy mills exist because pet stores provide a market for the product. There is really no need for these things because plenty of puppies and kittens, dogs, cats, etc are waiting in animal shelters to be adopted. If you want a pet they want you to adopt one from a shelter. They feel that we should no be breeding companion animals while we are euthanizing others in shelters because they can't find homes for all of them.

      I don't like the government making this choice for people. I suppose there are those who really really want a certain bread of dog or cat and this is the sort of thing that gets in the way of that. Personally I would never want my money going to one of these breeders, and have never had a problem finding a cat I like either at shelter or from someone who needs to give it one up; but I don't think the government should trample peoples rights here.

      I don't like what many of these breeders do so I boycott them and would encorage others to do the same, but I don't think government should FORCE others to do the same.

      Also, this will just cause those people who are just crazy for a particular breed or something to simply drive outside the city and get what they want. Personally, I don't really understand people buying dogs and cats because as you stated there are tons of them for virtually free in shelters. That said, some people just have to have breed X.

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    117. Re:Save important pet lives...? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      you don't need to regulate every last detail of the domain arguably under your control.

      Oddly enough, though, it does make sense if you assume that you will face a court challenge. If you have only partial regulation, the immediate challenge will be based on either that you drew the line in the wrong place or that you did not have the right to draw the line. If you make it a black and white proposition, the argument that you drew the line in the wrong place does not hold and the court must decide solely on the right to regulate. And, once you've been given the right to regulate, you can then re-draw the line where you want to without the pesky "right to regulate" challenge looming.

      Now, I'm playing devil's advocate here, but why does not the city not have the right to regulate breeding and sale of animals? We already have local ordinances regulating cruelty with respect to animals that have been upheld. If you are a politician that sees pet ownership as "animal slavery" or the destruction of innocent animal life as a "right to life" issue, should not one try to prevent breeding of excess animals while other ones are being euthanized? Would a local ordinance trying to prevent this not be a good thing?

      (Again, note that I am playing devil's advocate here. I actually think that breeding animals is a good thing, with them being so tasty and all...)

      Could one not still argue that they both had no right to regulate, and even if they did they went too far in it?

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    118. Re:Save important pet lives...? by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      Woosh!

    119. Re:Save important pet lives...? by uniquename72 · · Score: 1
      Home visits are extremely common in the U.S. when adopting abused animals, particularly of specific breeds. A pit bull rescue shelter, for example, would visit your home to make sure the dog has everything it needs.

      Well, now you know why I am not getting a pet there.

      Fortunately, not everyone is so selfish.

    120. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Moryath · · Score: 0

      PETA wrote this law. The fact that it's San Francisco thinking of adopting it tells you how many nutjobs on the SF city council PETA has bought off over the years. They've been trying to peddle this same crap all over the US and the only city gay enough to adopt it is... well... SF.

    121. Re:Save important pet lives...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You should travel more.

      The only fish in Venice's canals are 'brown trout', perhaps the occasional 'Coney Island whitefish'.

      The canals are both roads and sewers, lovely system. You can be riding down the canal in a water taxi and watch someones toilet flush go plop right at water level.

      What I don't understand is that only rich people can afford to live there. I don't get it. I'd pay to get out.

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    122. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of the shelters appear to be run by crazy people nowadays... last time I went looking for a dog, most of the places I checked out wanted me to fill out a lengthy application(!) and pay hundreds of dollars in fees.

      It's almost like they don't want to find homes for the animals.

    123. Re:Save important pet lives...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      My dogs where under-stimulated and bored while I was at work.

      I got them a cat, named it 'chew toy'. The girl mothers it, the boy chases it. Good fun for everybody that matters.

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    124. Re:Save important pet lives...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Some breeds are horribly inbreed (Dalmatians, most toy dogs).

      But other breeds, notably working dogs, have healthy populations.

      Breeders of Dogs that are nothing more than fashion accessories have different motivations from breeders of working or hunting dogs.

      Don't group them together. But also don't buy or adopt from inbreed breeds.

      Dalmatians are the most useless dumb as rocks dogs on the planet. Dumber then Labs and without the personality that labs bring to makeup for their lack of smarts. Dalmatians are barely smarter then cats.

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    125. Re:Save important pet lives...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Catnon.

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    126. Re:Save important pet lives...? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Things you miss:

      #1 - the San Francisco law as written would outlaw animal shelters (what you call "rehoming centres") from collecting an adoption fee to rehome animals. That would put all the shelters into a drastic kill-down mode, or else cause a need to raise taxes by crazy amounts in order to handle all the animals needing to be kept in the shelters.

      #2 - Outlawing the selling of aquarium fish? Lizards? Please.

      #3 - PETA needs to get over themselves and learn to breed humans with humans rather than abusing the animals "their way."

      The fact that PETA slaughters tons of animals donated to them every year says everything that needs to be said about those fucking evil hypocrites.

      Sure, they claimed they don't do it any more, but then they come up with a bill like this, that will slaughter even more animals? Fuck them.

    127. Re:Save important pet lives...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Fascist.

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    128. Re:Save important pet lives...? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It doesn't help. Only makes them more lazy.

      Not just for dogs.

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    129. Re:Save important pet lives...? by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      I hate explaining, but it is possible not everybody is up on this point .. I was referring to drug paraphernalia laws, e.g. "For tobacco use only". And yes, Madame S is quite a shop ...

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    130. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #3 - PETA needs to get over themselves and learn to breed humans with humans rather than abusing the animals "their way."

      Gonna have to disagree with you there. I'm happy with their incompetence as it stands.

    131. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would save the live of all the animals they have to euthanize due to shitty owners that buy them, then abandon them in the streets.

    132. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Letting an abused pit bull to be put anywhere near people is incredibly irresponsible. A dog is like a gun. Some of them are big. Some are small. Some were created for sport, and many were created for protection. Pit bulls were created to kill. Just owning one is like playing with a loaded gun. Owning one that has been abused is like going out in your front yard and firing off a few rounds in the air from your .38. Actually, firing off the rounds from your .38 is less dangerous.

      If they want to legislate dogs, they should require stricter licensing on owning dogs. It should be just as hard to get a dog as a gun, and the responsibilities and liabilities should be equivalent.

    133. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I sure wish they would, or more accurately, I wish my city would. I'm tired of see dogs that have walked around in shit, standing on restaurant tables and running around grocery stores. I'm tired of having cat shit all over my yard even though I don't own a cat. I'm tired having people tell me that their dog that haunched up growling at my child is "just saying hi".

      Dog owners would be fine if the majority of them were responsible. The problem is that most are not and the problem of irresponsible pet ownership is getting worse.

    134. Re:Save important pet lives...? by vajrabum · · Score: 1

      Utter twaddle that lets you predictably and boringly rant about fruits and nuts. What part of the *city (and country)* of San Francisco do you not understand? California has very different politics from San Francisco. It's unique. Even there, I suspect this is a trial balloon that's going to get shot right down. People in San Francisco like their pets and they vote.

    135. Re:Save important pet lives...? by adolf · · Score: 1

      "Not fish", because NO ONE ABUSES FISH.

      Sure they do. Mostly, abuse of aquarium fish comes from overfeeding, overcrowding, poor filtration, insufficient maintenance, poor/improper/zero cleaning habits, and ignorance.

      That said: I like fish. I think they are very tasty. I've also kept them as pets, and grown fond of some (Oscars are particularly endearing). And I'm glad that I don't live in California, so I don't have to put up with that strange nanny-state.

      Seriously: They're just fish/cats/lizards/birds/dogs/arachnids/whatever. It's not like they're humans, which anyone who is both able and so-equipped is free to make whenever they have an opportunity...

    136. Re:Save important pet lives...? by adolf · · Score: 1

      Oscars are hard to kill.

      I am unfortunate to have had an large (13") oscar in a tank during a flood in the wintertime. As a preventative measure, the gas company turned off the gas to our house, and thus the heat, and things got very cold. (There was a rag frozen to the floor in the kitchen, and a river frozen in-place just outside where the street normally would be.)

      It screwed up that fish pretty bad. He was nose-up in the tank for about two weeks. Somehow, he recovered and was able to swim normally, but was never quite the same.

      Having seen this, I'll not be freezing fish as a "humane" way of putting them down. That very cold tropical fish was very, very unhappy, and very, very big: It would take a long time, even with the best of efforts, to freeze it with household means. And that's a long time for a pet to be unhappy.

      Having seen what I've seen, I'll sooner pay someone unattached to liberate its head with a well-honed knife than intentionally freeze one to death. Hell, for that matter, a more humane death for a fish would be to carry it outside in a container of water, pour it onto the sidewalk, and crush it with a brick.

      The only thing "humane" about freezing a fish is that the humans involved think it is painless because it is slow. (It is only one of those things.)

    137. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Hell, when I was growing up, the dogs usually got treated better in the family than *I* did

      Less Than Jake's Vinny Fiorello, is that you?

      And, agreed; it is not Constitutional to put restrictions on pet ownership. (Of course, it's also not Constitutional to put restrictions on the ownership of slaves, unless you count the Amendments, so perhaps what "these stupid fuckers in govt" are moving towards is an Amendment?)

      Also, humans and canines have shared evolutionary history, and it would be a shame for a legislation to try to separate this history. (Of course, the endo-cannabinoids in your brain have a shared evolutionary history with the cannabinoids in cannabis, and a legislation has already attempted to separate them from humans, last century.)

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    138. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things you miss:

      #1 - the San Francisco law as written would outlaw animal shelters (what you call "rehoming centres") from collecting an adoption fee to rehome animals. That would put all the shelters into a drastic kill-down mode, or else cause a need to raise taxes by crazy amounts in order to handle all the animals needing to be kept in the shelters.

      Simple work around for that - the fee covers any medical treatment (drugs) the animal has already had, or will need in the immediate future. That is how it is done here down under (of course, sales aren't illegal either, but hey)

    139. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #1 - actually, the law doesn't say

    140. Re:Save important pet lives...? by roguebfl · · Score: 1

      That said, some people just have to have breed X.

      While I'm sure you're referring to certain vanity purchase. But sometime they really do need breed X because breed X needs actully messes with what they can provide, and breed Y will simply cause problems, either for them, or their neighbours, and in the end Breed Y.

      Though that being said the law would have been better worried that it Prohibition sale without a licenses with an written expedition that the ban does not cover 'free to a good home' adoptions, and simple maker the licenses requires tighten enough that only the 'good breeder become the only viable way to keep your license..

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    141. Re:Save important pet lives...? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      The diet of Pacu is fruit. How dangerous can they be?

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    142. Re:Save important pet lives...? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      "Fishkeeping is a thinking person's hobby."

      Except for those damn cichlid people.

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    143. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Some breeders are bad people, but many are not. They are just as concerned with the health and wellbeing of their dogs as you are. But you seem to think that absolutely all of them are bad people"

      Not at all, I just think their method of income is unnecessary, and pointless, when they'd be better off offering a rehoming service when there are so many great rescued pets available.

      "My view is that the KC is an important de-facto regulator for dog breeding, with extensive power to prevent inbreeding and genetic problems while also setting a high minimum standard for breeders."

      Not that high a minimum standard, and not very effective, seeing as it fails to achieve these goals to this day on an even close to consistent basis.

      "As you surely know, when a dog has got past puppyhood, he is much more difficult to train"

      This simply isn't true, the phrase "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" is a complete myth. Providing your dog doesn't have more serious underlying issues (which in themselves can often still be fixed) there's no reason it'd be harder to teach an adult dog than a young dog- I was teaching my old dog new tricks up until it was 15.

      "I believe that rescue dogs require owners who are either experienced or lucky. As you surely know, when a dog has got past puppyhood, he is much more difficult to train, and bad behaviour is not easy to correct. A beginner may be lucky and get a dog who has already been properly socialised and trained. Then again, he may get a dog that requires expert assistance, which would be unfortunate for the dog as well as the owner. "

      Right, but as I said, the rehoming centres know precisely which dogs these are, and can match them up based on experience so again you're trying to create an issue where there isn't one. The well trained dogs will be matches with inexperienced owners, it's quite simple, it's very effective, it's also in the rehoming centre's interest because the last thing they want is for the dogs to go back to them. In contrast, once a breeder has your money, they wont give a fuck what problems you have.

      "and to be quite honest it is somewhat upsetting that you should tell me that I'm doing it wrong"

      I'm not saying it's wrong per-se, it's your decision, I'm just saying it's better for everyone not to support breeders when you can do just as well from a rehoming centre. I'm sure you have a lovely pair of dogs, but I can guarantee you there are many other lovely dogs who have had a shit upbringing and would love a nice home- the point is why not give a previously neglected dog a good life rather than support the breeding of dogs for profit when there are already more that need homes and are perfectly good pets out there? Even if you want a puppy, rehoming centres have these too, one of my old dogs (the doberman/jack russell cross) was a litter of 9 dumped in a box at the dogs home at only 2 months old.

    144. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      This is how it works in the UK, there are 5 breeds listed as dangerous which it is illegal to breed and own as pets.

      Regardless the GP is right about visits, if you ignore the sensibility of the legality of pitbulls it's worth pointing out that some pitbulls don't necessarily carry the killer trait, although most do. Just say for a moment that a pitbull has been dropped at a rehoming centre not because it's been abused but because it's owner died or lost all their money and it has no history of aggression towards people, but knowing it's an aggressive breed then this is precisely what the visits are intended to deal with- to check it'll have a secure place to be kept "just in case", to check it wont be around small children and that sort of thing.

      I do generally agree though, animals with a killer mindset probably aren't a good option to allow as pets whether we're talking pitbulls, tigers, or alligators.

    145. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      This simply isn't true, the phrase "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" is a complete myth. Providing your dog doesn't have more serious underlying issues (which in themselves can often still be fixed) there's no reason it'd be harder to teach an adult dog than a young dog- I was teaching my old dog new tricks up until it was 15.

      I didn't say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, I said it is "more difficult" to teach an old dog new tricks:

      when a dog has got past puppyhood, he is much more difficult to train, and bad behaviour is not easy to correct

      This is pretty well known, analogous to the difference between teaching a young child a second language, and learning that second language in middle age.

      And I must be clear that I am not talking about tricks. I am talking about key elements of socialisation. Aggressive and/or timid dogs were not properly socialised as pups and it is incredibly hard to reverse this later; similarly for dogs who are frightened of loud noises or unhappy to be left alone for short periods. I mentioned one example known to me of a dog who was irresponsibly rehomed by a greyhound centre - its owners (and myself) have tried in vain to teach this dog to tolerate sleeping by himself overnight without success. I think they've got him to sleep outside their bedroom now, but that took years. They'd have done it in a couple of days if they'd got him as a pup.

      For my breed of dog, labradors, I think the KC is very effective in what it does. The minimum standard for breeders ensures that pups and their parents are healthy, and parents have always been "hip and eye scored" by a vet. These are tests to detect various hereditary problems which are being eliminated from the gene pool by that horrible old "selective breeding" that everyone hates so much, though no dog would exist without it.

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    146. Re:Save important pet lives...? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Once you start breeding animals for profit there is motivation to make them as desirable as possible. The BBC stopped covering the Crufts dog show, the biggest one in the UK, because breeders had created animals with medical problems through selective breeding. Breathing problems and mobility problems due to breeding for a certain look, that kind of thing.

      If you want a pet you should want it out of a desire to look after it and get some companionship, not to live up to some human ideal of what it should look like or as a status symbol. There are already many animals in need of a good home, and I'm not just talking about rescued ones either*.

      * A friend of a friend had her cat neutered twice and it still got pregnant. I told her to stop using Dr. Nick's $9.95 neutering specials but even after another vet tried it happened again. That cat has some kind of indestructible uterus...

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    147. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the answer is to punish the normal everyday citizen vs focusing on the breeders of who violate the rules and policies established?? Again government is intruding into the lives of everyday citizens and not holding people accountable for their actions. Why, not microchip the dog or cat for tracking purposes, require that the animal be registered to every new owner and then if the animal is abandoned hold that person accountable, rather than punish everybody. Again, keep government out of our lives in making everyday decisions, I know what is best for me and my family, not the government, heck most of the time they cannot even balance their own checkbook???

    148. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "And I must be clear that I am not talking about tricks. I am talking about key elements of socialisation. Aggressive and/or timid dogs were not properly socialised as pups and it is incredibly hard to reverse this later;"

      Incredibly hard is overstating it somewhat, some things are still very easy to teach even in adult hood, such as toilet training.

      You cite your greyhound example, but it's pointless to use a single example because some dogs are problematic in much the same way that no matter how hard society tries to teach that violence is bad, some humans are violent regardless- this is why I didn't bother responding to it previously because I could equally point to a number of dogs from breeders that even from puppyhood no matter how hard their owners tried to train them they were problematic.

      But this is precisely again why I cite the advantages of rehoming- because you can get a dog whose personality and abilities are known in depth, and don't have to worry about the uncertainty.

      "These are tests to detect various hereditary problems which are being eliminated from the gene pool by that horrible old "selective breeding" that everyone hates so much, though no dog would exist without it."

      Oh come now, what an utterly rediculous statement. If you can't see the difference between breeding for looks without care for the health problems this can lead to and by going as far as encouraging inbreeding to try and exagerate such looks and breeding dogs to be healthy and effective in some role then there's little point debating this with you. Dogs historically were bred to be useful and to be useful they inherently had to be healthy- that situation is a far cry from modern breeders where health and usefulness go entirely out the window in favour of looks amongst most breeders. Working dog breeders are the rare exception of course.

    149. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      I used that example firstly to illustrate that some rehoming centres share the problems you attribute to breeders, and secondly to illustrate the difficulty of training certain things with an older dog, which I had thought was common knowledge amongst dog owners.

      Working dog breeders are the rare exception of course.

      Thankyou for finally acknowledging that some breeders are interested in health before looks. Even though you still think this applies exclusively to working dog breeders, that's some progress at least. And I will point out that working dog breeders are not rare at all. The most popular breeds are gundogs and sheep dogs; all working types and bred to be "healthy and effective in some role". Could it be that the bad breeders are actually in a minority?

      Is there "little point debating this"? Undoubtedly, not least because you have twice attributed views to me that I do not hold and have not stated. First you claimed I said "you can't teach an old dog new tricks", and now you claim that I "can't see the difference between breeding for looks... and breeding dogs to be healthy". So perhaps we should leave it here.

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    150. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "and secondly to illustrate the difficulty of training certain things with an older dog, which I had thought was common knowledge amongst dog owners."

      Common knowledge as a myth, certainly. Even a quick Google search for something like "training older dogs" will debunk it for you though with numerous links to advice from professional trainers.

      "And I will point out that working dog breeders are not rare at all. The most popular breeds are gundogs and sheep dogs;"

      Again, this is a false conclusion on your part, you're assuming that just because the breeds are popular, that all animals of that breed are being bred as working dogs. This couldn't be further from the truth, of those dogs of these breeds that are bred and sold, only an absolute minority of them are ever bred as working dogs.

      "Could it be that the bad breeders are actually in a minority?"

      Well there are different degrees of bad of course, the really bad ones probably are in a minority, but so are the genuinely good ones. The middle range would tend to be those who wouldn't intentional let their bred animals suffer with say poor conditions but also don't particularly care about ensuring their welfare or temperant are good either. Regardless of how good and bad breeders are though, it still doesn't change the fact that such breeds are still in abundance in dogs homes for rehoming, a point you've still completely tried to avoid- the fact is breeding in itself is irresponsible when we already have more strays of identical breeds which we can't home, it merely exacerbates the problem needlessly, because their dogs are no better than rescued dogs (yet tend to cost far more too!).

      "First you claimed I said "you can't teach an old dog new tricks""

      No I did not, I merely cited it as a common phrase, which is misleading and incorrect.

      "and now you claim that I "can't see the difference between breeding for looks... and breeding dogs to be healthy""

      Well that's not exactly what I said is it?, but if you stand by your previous claim, then yes, I stand by my point, so either you said something you didn't really mean or at least didn't think through in terms of correctness of said statement, or you do genuinely hold the view that modern breeders should somehow be respected, because were it not for human breeding of dogs originally, dogs as they are today wouldn't exist.

      Look, I'm not saying you should be chastised for buying from a breeder or anything like that- you did what you believed was right and that's fine, many people do because they don't know better, again I'm sure you have some lovely dogs too, all I'm saying is that you're not helping the rescue situation, and that by supporting breeders are indirectly contributing to the problem unnecessarily so. All I'm saying is that you firstly shouldn't assume that rescue dogs are more problematic- that couldn't be further from the truth, and that if you ever get another dog- please consider adopting from a rescue centre, apart from the fact that you're then helping the rescue situation, and giving a potentially previously abused or neglected dog a great new life, you've also got a massive selection of breeds and personalities to choose from that you simply wont get from a breeder. Sure you might even be right that there are some struggling rescue centres out there, but if you go to the RSPCA or The Dogs Trust then they really will guide you through the different breeds and so forth- they might point you at something you never even considered but which turns out to be an amazing match, they certainly did with me.

    151. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what makes you so sure such consequences are not intended?

    152. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      No I did not, I merely cited it as a common phrase, which is misleading and incorrect.

      Not so. I said this:

      "As you surely know, when a dog has got past puppyhood, he is much more difficult to train"

      and then you replied:

      This simply isn't true, the phrase "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" is a complete myth.

      Thus implying that I thought you couldn't train an older dog, when in fact I just said it was more difficult. Which is true. And you even agree, because your claim that "there's no reason it'd be harder to teach an adult dog than a young dog" is qualified with the statement "Providing your dog doesn't have more serious underlying issues", a qualification that weakens your statement to the point of irrelevance, since you are effectively saying that it's easy to train a dog unless it isn't.

      Let us return to the starting point. You maintain that (1) most breeders are bad, and (2) they contribute to a larger problem, namely that not enough people rescue dogs. I disagree with the first part on the grounds that most breeders care about dogs as much as anyone and are thoroughly decent types. I think you're not in full command of the facts and your view of the KC in particular is as one-sided as "Pedigree Dogs Exposed".

      But the second part is unassailably true. More people should rescue dogs. However, nobody should be forced to rescue a dog or not have a dog at all. There must be a choice, and you are wrong to assume that someone decides to get a puppy rather than a rescue dog out of ignorance, selfishness or idiocy.

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    153. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #1 - This does not appear to be true. Quite the contrary, the new law advocates adopting pets rather than buying them which will reduce the number of euthanizations and ensure more animals are placed in pet-friendly homes.

      #2 - Most people don't know how to raise exotic animals and don't care to learn. Furthermore, these animals are frequently released into the "wild" when no longer wanted rather than taken to pet centers. There is no reason for anyone to have exotic pets anyway. Fish are either put into ponds, streams, or flushed.

      #3 - What? This sentence doesn't even make any sense. Sounds like you need to get over yourself.

    154. Re:Save important pet lives...? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      And another thing: Anecdotal evidence suggesting that your family has a history of caring for dogs responsibly means exactly dick in this conversation. If everyone treated their animals like you apparently do, the pet industry would have nothing to fear.

      So, because some people are irresponsible, those of us that are great pet owners should suffer too?

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    155. Re:Save important pet lives...? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      Neocon.

    156. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Denogh · · Score: 1

      And another thing: Anecdotal evidence suggesting that your family has a history of caring for dogs responsibly means exactly dick in this conversation. If everyone treated their animals like you apparently do, the pet industry would have nothing to fear.

      So, because some people are irresponsible, those of us that are great pet owners should suffer too?

      I was responding specifically to the absurdity of this statement:

      I dunno what the problem is here at all. Hell, when I was growing up, the dogs usually got treated better in the family than *I* did...and my dogs are spoiled rotten too.

      If you do not see the problem with the concept that there is no larger problem because a family treats their pets well, well I'm afraid I can't help you.

      I am a pet owner myself, and I treat my animals extremely well. I also mentioned earlier in this thread that I think this will unfairly penalize breeders who use humane practices and breed their animals responsibly.

    157. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I don't entirely disagree with you, but if you notice the GP was saying that the home visits are not for dealing with agressive breeds. It is for dealing with abused animals. These are the animals that should never be put back in the public at all. We currently get commercials on TV advertising that abused animals are not a problem, and that people should be specifically going out of their way to get abused animals. Specifically they say that the dog isn't bad. The owner is.

    158. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are restrictive regulations popping up in many cities in California. In "Americas Happiest City" people get fined if they feed the birds at the local lake.

    159. Re:Save important pet lives...? by e_hu_man · · Score: 1

      What it boils down to is we have people who are butt-hurt that the majority of Americans don't care about the feelings of a fish or the feelings of the rat they are going to feed to their python. So these people are trying to push their worldview on everyone else - regardless of the fact that "treating animals like commodities" is something that humans have been doing since the first creature was domesticated.

      i'm not sure who's doing the boiling, but that's not what it boils down to at all. what it boils down to is animals have feelings, thoughts and emotions. like humans, when treated like a commodity, animals will experience great stress that plainly amount to suffering. the results of common animal-breeding practices include premature death of the animal, premature death of its siblings that didn't make it to the shop and injury and death to the people who come into contact with an animal brought up under such duress.

      maybe most americans don't care about the feelings of a fish. but maybe the ones who think an aquarium is an appropriate place for a fish to live should.

    160. Re:Save important pet lives...? by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      50F water is fatal? Tell that to everyone who participates in polar bear plunges.

    161. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Thus implying that I thought you couldn't train an older dog"

      That's your take on it, but it's not what was intended, nor how it was meant to be read. If you're going to take every comment as an insult rather than recognise it for what it is (i.e. in this case, a mere discussion of common attitudes to dog training in general), perhaps the internet isn't for you.

      "I disagree with the first part on the grounds that most breeders care about dogs as much as anyone and are thoroughly decent types."

      Yes, but they care about profit more, and that's a problem. If they didn't care about profit more, they would simply offer shelter for rescued dogs instead.

      "I think you're not in full command of the facts and your view of the KC in particular is as one-sided as "Pedigree Dogs Exposed". "

      Or perhaps it's the counter- clearly you've shown an awful lack of knowledge about rescue centres. At least my assertion about the KC is backed up with documentary evidence.

      "However, nobody should be forced to rescue a dog or not have a dog at all. There must be a choice"

      No there mustn't, because rescue dogs are just the same as bred dogs, and in fact, many are bred dogs gone stray, mistreated, or abandoned. You're still working on this false premise that rescue dogs are somehow different to dogs from breeders- on the contrary, rescue dogs contain breeder dogs, and then some on top- that is, it encompasses all the species available from breeders, in a larger choice of age groups, with a larger range of personalities. There's just no point to breeders other than for them to make personal profit and to contribute to the problem of too many dogs, not enough homes.

      "and you are wrong to assume that someone decides to get a puppy rather than a rescue dog out of ignorance, selfishness or idiocy."

      This is probably your most stupid comment yet though, you contrast puppy against rescue dog- you seem to have some stunningly incorrect belief that rescue centres don't ever have puppies. I suggest you go visit one if you still sincerely believe this is the case so that you can find how utterly wrong you are. You can get a dog that is just the same from a rescue centre, as you can get from a breeder. The difference is it'll be cheaper, you'll have more support, and you wont be contributing to the problem of too many dogs, not enough homes.

      It seems pretty clear you still don't have a grasp of even the most basic facts about rescue centres, you still seem to have this mistaken belief that breeders offer something different to rescue centres. Until you can understand that you are wrong about this, then it's no wonder you're struggling to understand why I, and others, have pointed out that your argument is stupid, and wrong. Breeders are unnecessary and exist only to create profit for themselves, that is bound to have knock on effects and it does. It really is that simple.

    162. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      Now you are simply hurling abuse.

      I don't see why I should defend myself and my views further, particularly as whatever I say will be misrepresented, assumed to be stupid and ignorant, and mixed with false claims such as "they care about profit more". In fact most breeders make only a tiny profit. You also believe I have never been to any rescue centres and that I have not taken advice from rescue centre staff, even though I said that I had in my first post.

      Can't we both be right? No, because while I agree that rescuing dogs is a good thing and appropriate for some, you insist that no alternative to rescuing can ever be permitted.

      Many thousands of children across the UK are in need of adoption. Is it wrong to decide to have your own children rather than adopting one of them? By becoming a parent, are you not part of the problem rather than the solution? I am sure that many parents would be very keen to hear your views on that subject.

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    163. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "You also believe I have never been to any rescue centres and that I have not taken advice from rescue centre staff, even though I said that I had in my first post. "

      This is not what I believe, but your comments imply that if you actually have been to a centre and spoken to rescue centre staff that you didn't take any knowledge away from it because your comments contradict reality.

      "No, because while I agree that rescuing dogs is a good thing and appropriate for some, you insist that no alternative to rescuing can ever be permitted. "

      This is not entirely true, I believe it shouldn't be permitted right now because there is a big enough selection of strays available for it to be pointless and contributory to the problem. Should the rescue problem be resolved down to a manageable level through neutering of adoptions, and greaters levels of adoptions followed by falling levels of strays then certainly breeding begins to hold a purpose.

      "Is it wrong to decide to have your own children rather than adopting one of them?"

      Yet another false analogy of the same level as the illogical arguments that you keep resorting to. Having your own children is about passing on your genes, buying a dog and adopting a dog has nothing to do with this.

      A correct analogy would, if you couldn't have children of your own, be the difference between buying a child from someone who breeds to sell, and adopting a child from an adoption centre. I guess this more correct analogy doesn't fit well with your world view though as yes, I think most people would agree that breeding children to sell is rather pointless when there are plenty of less fortunate ones available to adopt.

      But maybe now you've had the flaw in your analogy pointed out and a more correct analogy returned to you based on your own example you'll get it? Probably not though, and to spin your final comment back to you- I'm sure many parents would be very keen to hear your justification as to why breeding of children for sale when you can't have your own makes sense when there are plenty available for adoption who would love nothing more than a nice home? I don't think you really thought that analogy through did you?

    164. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      That's simply not true, just because an animal has been abused doesn't make it aggressive. Animals, like people, respond in very different ways to abuse- some show fear reactions to humans and will never trust them again, others regain their trust in humans with some loving care, and others never really stop loving humans, even after abuse, which is perhaps the most heartbreaking of scenarios, because I've seen even long serving officers brought to tears when a dog still tries to cuddle up to them and display affection by licking them right after they've rescued it from some horrendous abuse.

      There is certainly a danger in the case of dangerous breeds who have abused and who have a fear reaction (aggression) towards humans, but in other cases where the dogs have demonstrably got over it, or not shown that reaction at all then it's silly to suggest they can't be put back in public as they're no different at that point to an animal that hasn't been abused.

    165. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      The core of your argument against not rescuing dogs is that there are already too many dogs needing rehoming, so no more dogs should be born.

      That is to say: "There are too many already, therefore nobody should be allowed to create more".

      Do you see that this has nothing to do with buying or selling? The motive for breeding dogs may be different to the motive for having children, but motive is irrelevant because the argument is about numbers: "too many already".

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    166. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      Of course it has to do with buying and selling because by buying you create market demand, and by creating market demand you exagerate the problem needlessly.

      You can't try and separate the two, because they're inextricably linked.

    167. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      No. Try to follow this:

      For some reason, people decide to breed dogs. But there are already too many dogs. Therefore, they should not be allowed to do so.

      For some reason, people decide to have children. But there are already too many children. Therefore, they should not be allowed to do so.

      The reason is irrelevant, isn't it? Or are you going to tell me that not-for-profit dog breeding is fine?

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    168. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You are a perfect example of why there is such a big problem. You would take a dangerous animal and give it to someone, telling them that it is a safe loving creature that won't maul some little kid. You are a danger to society.

      A dog trying to cuddle up with an officer does not mean the animal is safe. Lots of abused animals look like they are well adjusted until a trigger sets them off. It could be a tone of voice. It could be a perticual smell. Abused dogs are NEVER safe to put back out in the public. Heck, dogs that have not been abused are not totally safe.

      A dog is like a gun. They might be fun. Some were made for sport. Some for protection. Some to be man killers. If you treat it with care, you can enjoy having one without huge risks. If you don't recognize it as a weapon, there is a good chance someone is going to get hurt. Possibly killed. If you have one that has been badly abused, get rid of it. It is now an unacceptable danger to you and others. Not to mention, taking it down to the local park and letting loose with it around a bunch of little kids should be a criminal offense.

    169. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      "You are a perfect example of why there is such a big problem. You would take a dangerous animal and give it to someone, telling them that it is a safe loving creature that won't maul some little kid. You are a danger to society."

      Actually on the contrary, it shows you're ignorant and simply don't know what the fuck you're on about, have no knowledge of dogs, and no knowledge of animal behaviour in general. It's well documented that some breeds of dogs have simply had aggression bred out of them, and abuse will not bring this back, so your argument doesn't even make sense scientifically.

      As it is clear you don't even understand the topic at hand I wonder why you would even feel qualified to comment. Alternatively, you could go to your local dog rescue centre, ask them how many dogs they rehomed that were abused have ever gone on to bite anyone, and you'll find the figure is an absolutely irrelevant minority and where it has happened it's been with breeds known to be problematic.

      But most likely you'll continue to bask in your utter ignorance of the topic but still feel the need to pretend you know what you're on about, when you simply clearly do not.

    170. Re:Save important pet lives...? by islon · · Score: 1

      Exactly! How can you die if you're not even born?

    171. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I have personally been attacked by 4 different dogs, and I have seen dozens of other dog attacks. In almost 100% of the cases, the owners claimed that "It doesn't count", or "He's never done that before. I never expected it."

      Delusional people like you are a danger to society. The dog rescue centers are going to be universally staffed by a self selecting group of delusional people like you.

      The fact that you think it makes no scientific sense that dogs can bite people shows where your view of the world lies. Agression has not been bread completely out of ANY dog. There are dogs that are more agressive, and dogs that are less agressive, but none have NO agression. There are very few animals that won't attack a person if the feel threatened enough.

      You are no better than the guy that thinks it is safe to shoot his gun off in town.

    172. Re:Save important pet lives...? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      mhm, i'm all for a ban on making money from selling pets, except in games perhaps, it's good intentions but as with all laws, it will have holes and fail i'm afraid

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    173. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      Stop teasing them, stop attacking them first or whatever you're doing.

      Thank you for demonstrating why it's you that is the problem, not the dogs. It's unlikely that anyone would get attacked by a single dog in their lifetime, to get attacked by 4 demonstrates that there is something very very wrong with you and that you are the problematic common factor.

      "The fact that you think it makes no scientific sense that dogs can bite people shows where your view of the world lies. Agression has not been bread completely out of ANY dog."

      Yes, and it's not bred out of any human either, but that doesn't mean you'd expect to be attacked by a buddhist monk when you walk by does it? To get that aggression out of dogs where aggression has been selected away from, you have to do something to provoke them. Just like you would have to do something to provoke the buddhist- you know, like make him feel his life is in danger from you.

      "You are no better than the guy that thinks it is safe to shoot his gun off in town."

      Right, and you're no better than the guy who bullies a kid at school, then wonders why the kid just lost it one day and shot him. You blame the kid, you blame the gun, but really, it was you.

      You talk about self-selection, why don't you realise that if you really have done nothing to provoke the animals, that to get attacked by 1, let alone 4 dogs you have to be the unluckiest person of the ~6.5billion in the world, and that your opinion might therefore be completely and utterly out of whack with reality because it's been swayed by a massively unlikely statistical occurance? It's like Steve Irwin claiming from the afterlife that stingrays are the most dangerous fish in the sea, based on the fact he was the first person to be killed by one in about a hundred years. I can see why he would reach that conclusion, just like I can see why you've reached yours, but you're still completely and utterly wrong.

    174. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to tell you the reasoning is completely different.

      People have children to pass on their genes, and to have someone to look after them in their old age amongst other things.

      People have dogs for companionship, or fun.

      You can't compare the two, they're completely different things, yet still you're basing your argument on false analogies which proves how fundamentally flawed and invalid your argument is. Until you can grasp that your argument is based on false premises you wont be able to realise why you're wrong. It requires you to be capable of basic logical deduction. Work on it, perhaps you'll get it eventually.

    175. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      And I'm telling you that the reason is irrelevant. What matters is the principle. Is it right to create more of something, when you could get something else that already exists and is just as good?

      Are you able to come up with any reason why it's ok to create your own children, but it's not ok to breed dogs, which does not rely on any assumptions about the motivations for either action?

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    176. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      So, do you say that same thing to people that are attacked by Rapists? "Stop teasing them?" You are one sick individual. Just as I said. Disgusting viscious individuals "Don't count" most dog attacks. They rationalize away that it must be the victims fault.

      Truly disgusting and a danger to everyone around you.

    177. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to argue with you when you try and reduce the argument to a single irrelevant point and then try and extrapolate that back to suggest the rest of your argument is right. This is a classical logical fallacy, and if you cannot argue based on a sound logical argument then you are a lost cause. Either respond to the full argument where all factors are rightly taken into account, or don't waste my time with irrelevant meaningless fallacies that bear no connection to the real question at hand.

      The fact you've stooped to this level says all that needs to be said about argument though- you don't have one, and hence, you are wrong.

    178. Re:Save important pet lives...? by Xest · · Score: 1

      So do you say that because a dog attacked someone and hence all dogs should be put down that if a jew attacks someone that all jews should be put down? you are one sick facist nazi individual.

      Yes, we can all stoop to pathetic meaningless comparisons, it doesn't change the fact you're completely and utterly full of shit though.

    179. Re:Save important pet lives...? by JackDW · · Score: 1

      Yes, indeed the argument has been reduced to a single point, because this is the only way it could possibly proceed. Without such a reduction we are simply arguing about the motives of breeders, which you say are mostly bad, and I say are mostly good. This cannot go anywhere as neither of us can show the other is wrong. These are weak claims.

      It is therefore useful to me that you have made a strong claim, namely that (quoting you):

      I believe [breeding] shouldn't be permitted right now because there is a big enough selection of strays available for it to be pointless and contributory to the problem. Should the rescue problem be resolved down to a manageable level through neutering of adoptions, and greaters levels of adoptions followed by falling levels of strays then certainly breeding begins to hold a purpose.

      In any argument, strong claims are risky, firstly because they may be shown to be false, and secondly because they may be used against the person making them. What's happening here is the latter case. I have assumed that you are right about the "rescue problem" and applied it to something else in order to show its wider implications. As you are an expert on logic, you will recognise this form of argument.

      You call this "irrelevant" and "illogical" because you have no other answer. The enemy chess pieces encircle you, your king is in check, the game is almost over... so you accuse me of cheating.

      Let us consider a few ways out of it for you. There is the way you have already tried, namely to say that the motive for having children is different to the motive for breeding dogs. But what bearing does this have on the situation, when the issue is that there are too many of something, and some of the unwanted things should be rescued? You already argued that it is about population (see the quotation above). You can't change your mind and make out it's actually about motive. That way is closed to you now.

      Secondly you could admit that people should adopt children rather than having them. This is logically consistent, though the totalitarian implications are striking.

      Thirdly you could admit that your claim is too extreme, and people should merely be encouraged to rescue dogs if they can. This is reasonable and sensible and I would wholeheartedly agree.

      Fourthly, you could simply walk away. If you do not wish to waste your time in this discussion then do not trouble yourself. Unlike myself, you do not post here under your real name, and thus have no particular need to defend yourself against anyone who might call you "illogical", "irrelevant", ignorant, stupid, and then respond to a carefully considered defence with further insults and accusations. Incidentally, I do not think you are any of these things, though you are perhaps a little too emotionally invested in this particular discussion.

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  2. Good thing... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2

    Plans change. Look at those adorable eyes! How can I eat it now?

    1. Re:Good thing... by Onuma · · Score: 2

      Lightly roasted with shallots and some sherry.

      Animals are tasty :)

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    2. Re:Good thing... by geminidomino · · Score: 2

      Dammit, you're gonna eat that puppy or you're going to PMITA prison, boyo.

    3. Re:Good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's a deterrent in San Francisco, though...

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    4. Re:Good thing... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      Puppy boiled in coconut milk, Polynesian classic.

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    5. Re:Good thing... by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      I do remember talking to someone who had his kids do 4H. He said that if you plan on having your kids do 4H the most important thing is to not let the animals get a name. Once the animal has a name the kids (and potentially spouse) will refuse to let you butcher the animal. So here you are, you poured money and effort into this animal hoping that in addition to your kids learning responsibility that there'd be at least a return of investment on getting some meat. But noooooo. Someone had to go and name the dumb thing and now it's not allowed on the dinner table.

    6. Re:Good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps if you blend it first.

    7. Re:Good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...unless you plan to eat it. "

      * goes to open "hot dog" stand in San Francisco *

  3. Dyalikedags? by tom17 · · Score: 1

    Well that won't stop the pikeys offloading dags on to you will it baye!

    Pet sales will just become black market and underhanded.

    1. Re:Dyalikedags? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Or people might go look at shelters or even reputable breeders.

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    2. Re:Dyalikedags? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Pet sales will just become black market and underhanded.

      Many of them already are. Puppy mills, e.g.

      This will at least criminalize the practice.

    3. Re:Dyalikedags? by tom17 · · Score: 1

      One would certainly hope so!

    4. Re:Dyalikedags? by jitterman · · Score: 1

      I understand being sympathetic with dogs/cats - the bad offenders treat them terribly. But this bans everything. Really, is that rational or necessary? I mean, we're talking fish here, too.

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    5. Re:Dyalikedags? by Anzya · · Score: 1

      I didn't manage to get this from the article but are reputable breeders allowed to charge for the sale of a dog for instance?

      I have never seen a pet shop in Sweden btw that sells cats or dogs. All sold pure bred cats and dogs that I have heard of has been sold directly from a breeder. There are also quite few that make a living breeding cats or dogs in Sweden. Most consider it a hobby.

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    6. Re:Dyalikedags? by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      No, reputable breeders would likely need to move out of the city.

      "Pet Stores" which actually sell larger animals generally get their "purebreds" from puppy mills which are about the most horrible thing you can find.The animals are rarely actual purebreds. The Animals are treated terribly. Conditions are awful. They rarely receive the health care they need.

      Reputable breeders don't sell their animals to people who will resell them. Some breeders actually make you sign a contract to give/sell them the dog back if you can't take care of it.

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  4. Of course we consider them living beings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like having a cat, and spoiler her mercilessly. We have many good times. What is this guy smoking? Oh, wait, San Francisco, riiiight!

    1. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by tkrotchko · · Score: 5, Funny

      "and spoiler her mercilessly"

      She probably didn't appreciate when you told her that Darth Vader was Luke';s father, before "The Empire...:" came out.

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    2. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      RTFA. They want people to own/spoil them, they don't want them bred in factory conditions and kept in cages with no love when they're tiny and most need it.

      When shops are banned you'll have to get them from friends/neighbors/shelters.

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    3. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by wagnerrp · · Score: 2

      I was imagining a cat with a big wing over her hind legs.

    4. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I am all against "Puppy Mills" and Mall Pet Shops. But what about reputable breeders? My family bought our dog from a breeder because we wanted one that came from healthy parents and wasn't inbreed where negative traits didn't come across. As well we needed a dog with a size and temperament that fits our family. San Francisco seems to have a major problem of not thinking before making laws.

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    5. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      People will need to drive outside the city limits now.

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    6. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

      Translation:

      You wanted a specific breed rather than a good healthy mutt.

    7. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by initdeep · · Score: 1

      It's not just San Francisco.

      I'd propose its ALL politicians.

    8. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      You wanted a specific breed rather than a good healthy mutt.

      And exactly what is the problem with this??

      Quite often you get a breed that is specifically bred for traits...hunting...good personality, family pets...etc.

      I've met some great mutts sure...but I've always had one breed of dog all my life...because they get along so well with my family, etc. I know and enjoy the personalities of them. Why should I be forced to stop and only get mutts?

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    9. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that dog "breeds" are so inbred that they often have serious medical conditions. Besides things like epilepsy and hip dysplasia, there are pugs and other short snout breeds often have breathing problems. Bull dogs are often delivered via cesarean because their heads are too big. Shar peis often have skin problems. Great Danes and other large breads die young because of heart problems. Most herding breeds develop neurological problems when not allowed to follow the instincts for which they have been bred.
       
      Mutts are often much healthier and smarter than pure breads.

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    10. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      The last thing we need to do is give them the ability to travel faster inside the house. When my cat comes in the front door at 60kph she deserves to slide across the tiles and down the two steps to the dining area, dammit!

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    11. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yeah this has the right intent but it's the wrong way to go about it. And when your friend has some dogs and sells you a puppy what do you call that? The only way for this to work would be to assume you can always get animals from shelters, and this assumes a constant supply of stray animals.

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    12. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by halivar · · Score: 1

      Gaaah! I was gonna watch that this week! You bastard!

    13. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Translation:

      You wanted a specific breed rather than a good healthy mutt.

      Could you please telegraph a memo to my mutt that she's supposed to be healthy? Sometimes I wonder if the vet loves my dog more than I do!

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    14. Re:Of course we consider them living beings! by c · · Score: 2

      The problem is that dog "breeds" are so inbred that they often have serious medical conditions

      Amen. If you're going to ban something, ban the breed organisations like the AKC who push breeders to choose dogs for appearance instead of health or function.

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  5. Kill the treehuggers!! by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    It's clear where the problem really lies -- in the idiots who insist that we should suddenly kowtow to the rights of dumb animals. If we weren't supposed to keep or eat tasty animals, they'd have a bad flavor and wouldn't be so cuddly.

    1. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do have a bad flavor. That's why you have to cook them.

    2. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're doing it wrong.

    3. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by thebra · · Score: 1

      They do have a bad flavor. That's why you have to cook them.

      Clearly you've never had raw Salmon, delicious.

    4. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you are tasty too! Let's eat you.

    5. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Or raw beef, pounded so thin you can see through it. A drizzle of good olive oil on top, some equally thin cut parmigiano, fresh herbs to taste, splash of lime. Food worthy of a god..

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    6. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Most of us have a fairly clear limit between 'dumb animal and hence edible' and 'smart animal and a good pet'. For instance Dogs are rarely eaten, as is dolphin, most apes, etc... We tend to only break the taboos on these animals when in extreme emergencies. The same is usually true of humans and usually takes extreme times before one human eats another.

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    7. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      That is totally cultural. Dogs and Dolphins are both considered fit for food in some human cultures.

    8. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      If someone thinks that way, alright. But I don't believe that they should pretend that humans were selected by some god-like figure and that they have an inherent right to live and be superior to everything else. Believing that is different than stating it as a fact.

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    9. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 1

      The distinction between pet and food is very culturally dependent. I would never want to eat dog/cat meat, but I don't hold blame for those who do. Some people consider a pig to be a great pet and I think it is a magical and delicious animal.

    10. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      But we are superior to other animals. We have prehensile thumbs, language, art, science, music, and other cultural gifts. Ever looked at squirrel culture? Houses built of sticks and leaves in trees. Hiding food anywhere they can to ensure good supplies. They're barely out of the stone age.

    11. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It's clear where the problem really lies -- in the idiots who insist that we should suddenly kowtow to the rights of dumb animals.

      Animal rights activists are not the same thing as "treehuggers." It's kind of like confusing small government conservatives with gun rights activists. The two sets overlap quite a bit, but there are important distinctions.

      I only point this out because I like trees but hate animal rights nuts. Don't lump us in with those idiots.

    12. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      But we are superior to other animals.

      Subjective.

      But, apparently you didn't understand what I meant. I meant "selected" by some god-like figure. Humans were born with the "right to live" and everything else was meant to be our "toys." That kind of thing.

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    13. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by halivar · · Score: 1

      It's a fact until an animal speaks up in disagreement. Maybe we can have them file a formal petition.

    14. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The fact that someone thinks that we are universally superior because we can talk and "reason" is merely an opinion. I merely meant that humans aren't some magically selected species that are factually superior to everything else (which is just an opinion).

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    15. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Dolphins are about as smart as pigs.

      The guy who started the whole 'dolphins are as smart as humans' thing was on acid at the time. He spent the rest of his life trying to teach dolphins to talk.

      Good gig if you can get it I suppose.

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    16. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

      Treehuggers are just as insane as PETA types. Shades of grey exist, but at the lunatic fringe both groups are plenty lunatic.

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    17. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Yep. And if a cougar ever got ahold of you in the woods, that's exactly what would fucking happen. Animals give us no such "rights."

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    18. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Pigs don't have a well known rep of saving people from drowning or defending other animals in the oceans from sharks. Personally I'm 'farm bred' I've seen really dumb pigs, while on the other hand the few dolphins I've seen appeared at least as smart as a dog. I never said they were as smart as a human, but dog level is very likely.

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    19. Re:Kill the treehuggers!! by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      You seemed to have missed the term 'rare', the number of cultures eating small cats, most tame dogs, and wild dolphins are all rare. A few cultures eat other people (or have until very recently), but those are also rare. The vast majority of cultures have very defined limits between 'smart non-food' and 'dumb food'. Heck Indian even protects some things most people consider 'dumb food' (cows).

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  6. Save money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Save money? Yeah right. Now they will need a whole new division for enforcing and investigating these laws.

    I assume this would mean that people could still own pets, correct? I'm not sure how this would change much.

    None of this really makes sense though. We have been trading animals as commodities since the beginning of human civilization. Either for work, food, or pets.

  7. Really? by rossdee · · Score: 2

    Totally unenforceable.

    (And whats to stop people from buying their animals in another town/state, or online?)

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CraigsList bans sale of animals, but a "re-homing fee" is ok. I imagine pet stores will adopt this policy as well.

    2. Re:Really? by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      The only thing this will accomplish is to force pet dealers to relocate outside the San Francisco city limits, to one of the adjoining cities in The Bay Area. This will inconvenience some number of business owners, and a larger number of pet "companions" (i.e. owners), lose some tax revenue for the city, relinquish any ability by the city to regulate the pet industry, and accomplish absolutely nothing. It'll be like all those "dry" counties that have thriving liquor dealerships just outside their borders.

      As fond as I am of the loony left on a personal level, and as much as I appreciate San Francisco in earlier times enacting things that were once seen as "loony" but really aren't (e.g. equal rights for all people), I do wonder sometimes if the loony left government of SF realizes what a laughingstock they've become... pretty much everywhere that isn't San Francisco. Can we stage an intervention?

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    3. Re:Really? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      accomplish absolutely nothing

      Unless the idea spreads to the surrounding jurisdictions. Then to the state. Etc., etc.

    4. Re:Really? by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

      Or sell you a cook book on how to properly prepare and cook dog and you get a free puppy with every purchase.

    5. Re:Really? by Uhhhh+oh+ya! · · Score: 1

      True, looking past all the loop holes people will find in the law there is just no way it could be enforced. All it would do is shut down pet stores (thus taking money out of the cities small business economy). Now all pets would just be sold more secretly out of people homes, I mean when your dog has a bunch of puppies do they expect you to keep them all. At least in a pet store laws require you to keep the animals vaccinated and semi well taken care of, private sales sorta throw that out the window. That or as stated people will just drive one city over to buy their dog.

      Not to mention I see this costing a lot more of tax payer dollars than it would save. I really don't see a ton of tax money going towards watching how pet stores run. This will not at all diminish the number of animals owned by people. Now however a lot more money will be going in to the tracking down and prosecuting people selling animals in the city.

    6. Re:Really? by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      Pet stores will just open up a "PETA" (People Eating Tasty Animals) store and sell live pigs, chickens and whatever else that you could claim you are buying to eat, but want as a pet.

      Go to Store, Choose Pig, Sign city form saying you're buying pig to eat, and off you go. So what if it takes 10-15 years for your bacon to be "mature" enough to eat.

      Hell why wait! If you own a pet store and are threatened by this law, Do the above. I guarantee you'll be on every newscast and newspaper in the city within days.

    7. Re:Really? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I guess it would end up like hermit crabs. Illegal to buy one, but you get one for free if you buy a cage. If there is a market people and the product is cheap, people will make it work.

      Personally, I quit reading after this:

      Snake food was almost exempt from the proposal. After all, pythons have to eat, and they like their lunch alive. But at a heated meeting, Commissioner Pam Hemphill questioned how it could be humane to sell live animals to be fed to other live animals.

      At that point I can't help but think you've crossed a line somewhere and gone into some kind of pseudo-religion where it isn't nature on the throne but human ego. Animals gotta eat and they don't know a damned thing about this humane thing you keep talking about.

    8. Re:Really? by PseudoThink · · Score: 1

      Forcing breeders out of the city and making it inconvenient to buy pets locally will also encourage people to consider the reasons that is being done. I am not familiar with any other significantly effective way at educating the masses about the pros and cons of shelters vs. breeders. It's not a black and white issue. Many shelter animals are not problem-free, and many pet owners and breeders are responsible pet caregivers. Without actually working in an animal shelter and personally euthanizing scores of otherwise-adoptable animals, I don't know how the "average" person could be convinced that shelter animals are often just as loving and healthy (if not healthier) than animals bred for purchase.

    9. Re:Really? by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      Unless the idea spreads to the surrounding jurisdictions. Then to the state. Etc., etc.

      As insane as the rest of California is, even we realize that SF is batshit crazy.

      SF has a lot of the really good aquarium shops in the bay area, I guess they'll be moving out soon. For some reason you can't adopt those at the SPCA...

    10. Re:Really? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I've had a few shelter animals. Take 'em for a round of shots and they're fine, and it'll still cost you less than a pet store animal. Of the ones I've had, I couldn't tell the difference between the shelter/stray animals, the one that came from a pet shop, or those that my family raised ourselves. The only one that acts different is a cat that I know was abused by the previous owners, he's kind of stand-offish and doesn't seek attention much like the others do.

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    11. Re:Really? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Hey at least she's being consisent, not like those PETA assholes who want human animals to abstain from eating animals that eat each other.

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    12. Re:Really? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Snake food was almost exempt from the proposal. After all, pythons have to eat, and they like their lunch alive. But at a heated meeting, Commissioner Pam Hemphill questioned how it could be humane to sell live animals to be fed to other live animals.

      At that point I can't help but think you've crossed a line somewhere and gone into some kind of pseudo-religion where it isn't nature on the throne but human ego. Animals gotta eat and they don't know a damned thing about this humane thing you keep talking about.

      Yes, they have gone round the bend. You know that cute fuzzy little cat that you love so much? You know what he's really thinking?
      {"if I were bigger, you'd be lunch"}

      They know exactly squat about 'humane'.

    13. Re:Really? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point. What this is supposed to do is educate the masses that you cannot "own" another life form and that every life form has inalienable rights. Trying to "own" a dog, cat, fish or snake is violating its rights as a life form and should not be allowed. It is a small but important extension of "equal rights" by not limiting the equality to just one type of life form but extending it to all life forms.

      Gosh, when you put it that way maybe it doesn't sound so extreme.

      Except clearly you can make the argument that selling insecticides is aiding and abetting mass murder and should be subject to the death penalty. Hiring an exterminator is pretty much the same as hiring a contract killer... wait, it is exactly the same.

      Clearly we can extend this to the point that the killing of head lice is wanton mass killing that should not be permitted. Taking a shower is potentially flushing away to a certain death all sorts of single-cell animals, tiny insects and other things. Is that all humans know how to do is kill, kill, kill?

      Obviously, I have heard this argument before and once you understand where these people are coming from it is clear there is no middle ground we can agree upon. This insanity cannot be allowed to take root.

    14. Re:Really? by SteelAngel · · Score: 1

      What if the animal has to eat its food alive? Pythons don't typically prosper well if it's been dead and frozen.

      These idiots in the animal-rights groups don't understand a single thing about biological requirements for life. They just look at their puppies and wonder how anyone could ever love their free-range puppies as much as daddy loves his snuggie wuggums.

    15. Re:Really? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      What this is supposed to do is educate the masses that you cannot "own" another life form and that every life form has inalienable rights.
      These people are nuts. If someone doesn't "own" these animals, then they will die. They don't know how to forage for themselves, and if they learn, it is likely to be an extreme nuisance or possibly even a hazard to humans. They will turn feral and bite and scratch people, contract diseases because no one is caring form them, etc. I propose instead that we make being a politician illegal.

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    16. Re:Really? by spiralx · · Score: 1

      Cats should be handled during a critical period between 2-7 weeks or else they never fully adapt to being around people.

    17. Re:Really? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You know what else?

      If you are a bad person when you die you go to hell and are reunited with all your cats and cats you tormented (in the cats opinion), only they are 'bigger' and you can't die.

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    18. Re:Really? by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Sure. Pull the other one.

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    19. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also...it really is better to feed your snake dead rodents. Not because of some ethical thing, but just because dead rodents don't bite back. It's true a few snakes are overly particular and won't eat dead ones though.

    20. Re:Really? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Animals don't need to be humane, but *we* need to be - that's why it is called humane. The animals know how to be stressful and how to suffer unfortunately, and there lies the problem. That people keep pythons is beyond me anyway - they can be beautiful, but it seems to me the only other thing they do is kill (more intelligent) animals, and hide.

    21. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you. Snakes, lizards, and other exotic animals should not be bought or sold.

    22. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or download them from peer-to-peer networks?

  8. Know any pet owners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do these people know any pet owners? They tend to treat their pets very well, sometimes even better than people. Isn't that exactly what they want animals to be treated like?

    1. Re:Know any pet owners? by Skater · · Score: 1

      Yes. It sounds like some of the people in the article have a warped view of pets from working in the animal rescue area. They see the relatively small percentage of pets that have been mistreated and think that's the norm. Everyone I know with a pet (cats, dogs, birds, ferrets, fish) loves and treats the pets very well.

    2. Re:Know any pet owners? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Do these people know any pet owners? They tend to treat their pets very well, sometimes even better than people. Isn't that exactly what they want animals to be treated like?

      Did you read the article? They want animals to be slaughtered and eaten. They want animal purchase to be legal only if it is for the purposes of killing the animal and eating it.

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  9. Guess they will have to ban their transport too? by Shivetya · · Score: 2

    Perhaps they can zone them out next, just like minorities are zoned out of most of the good areas of San Fransisco.

    So basically what we have is your typical people in power mindset, I was going to say liberal but conservatives in power do it to, they will all be for freedoms they want (in the case of this city same sex marriages) but damn if you dare buy Spot in a local store, why that is inhumane. I am surprised you can't buy dogs to eat in SF but you can buy live fish and poultry. What is that? Are laws based on ick factor?

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  10. Animal experiments by leastsquares · · Score: 1

    Would I be allowed to buy a rat, for example, if I promised to test drugs on it?

    1. Re:Animal experiments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would I be allowed to buy a rat, for example, if I promised to test drugs on it?

      I LIKE where you're going!

      "Gee officer, this bag of weed isn't for meeeeee, it's for my rat! I'm investigating mammal's responsiveness to THC and hunger. Yes, officer, that's why I have all those pizzas and bags of cheetoes."

    2. Re:Animal experiments by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Probably not, too many PETA and ELF members in San Francisco.

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    3. Re:Animal experiments by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Only if you also promise to eat it afterwards.

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    4. Re:Animal experiments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, what if the rat lived in the house before you arrived? Would you be allowed to feed and pet it then, if you wanted? Or would you only be allowed to exterminate, eat or (per previous poster) perform science / medical tests on it?

    5. Re:Animal experiments by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Or just make it run mazes?

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    6. Re:Animal experiments by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Depending on the drugs you put into the rat, this could be really fun!

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    7. Re:Animal experiments by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      Would I be allowed to buy a rat, for example, if I promised to do drugs with it?

      This is SF, so FTFY.

    8. Re:Animal experiments by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      of course not, you invaded the rats home, you must be fined and removed from the building at once!

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  11. Just odd. by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A guppy has feelings but a fetus doesn't? And I am not for making abortion illegal but I am a fan of truth and logic. What about sea monkeys? Will people with fish now still have the option to buy live life food for them like brine shrimp?

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    1. Re:Just odd. by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Depending on how many weeks we are talking about a guppy might be farther developed. An adult cat surely has more feelings than a fetus.

    2. Re:Just odd. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Until it is born, a baby is called a fetus, but once full term is reached, a human fetus is fully developed and has the same capacity to think, reason and feel as any adult. What the fetus lacks is experience and knowledge.

    3. Re:Just odd. by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      Adult Cats have only one feeling, annoyance. When you are petting the cat and it is purring it just means it is slightly less annoyed at you.

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    4. Re:Just odd. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Too bad I already commented and can't mod in this thread. The only thing of value in your little rant was the last line. There is a difference between the hardcore environmentalists and people who are good stewards of the land. I find it most interesting that I get the most grief from my environmentalists relatives because I hunt as they insist that they only eat organically raised free range critter du jour. I will admit that not all hunters are good stewards as I find an awful lot of trash and beer cans when hunting, as well as some who take very questionable shots, but for the most part hunters are probably better stewards of the land than most. I always remove the trash I find, clean up after my self, take shots that are clean and quick, and avoid private property.

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    5. Re:Just odd. by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Without the Death Penalty there can be no justice."

      Without the death penalty, there can be no innocent person murdered by the State.

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    6. Re:Just odd. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      A baby does not have the same ability to reason as an adult. I take it you have never spent time with a kid.

      There are stages of development. In the early stages anything that is out of sight does not exist for them. This is a stage in development animals pass through as well and that the average adult dog or cat has crossed.

    7. Re:Just odd. by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      It's the mindset of a certain radical subgroup of animal rights activists. That has as much to do with liberalism as lynching them niggers has with conservatism. But go ahead, the debate ain't polarized enough these days.

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    8. Re:Just odd. by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "I came out of the closet: I'm a Dittohead!!!"

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    9. Re:Just odd. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Souls are mythology, they don't exist.

      Humans are animals, we make laws against killing humans to protect ourselves. If the dogs made the laws their would be laws against killing them.

      Your example left out some other fine examples of folks who thought like you but still committed these wonderful acts, the crusades and the inquisition should be on that list.

    10. Re:Just odd. by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      You sir are clearly a dog person... Cat's can show alot of care for the humans around them, but are more independent than dogs (and usually smaller when we are talking about pets).

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    11. Re:Just odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree with all of this, but "anti-religion" is somewhat of a good thing. we should be "spiritual", not "religious". it's all about connotation.

    12. Re:Just odd. by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 2

      To string six entire sentences together, be grammatically correct (or at least enough for understanding) and still be so completely incoherent is truly a feat. I also congratulate you on your use of hyphens.

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    13. Re:Just odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your statement, fetuses do have feelings, just not as many as an adult cat.
      So you agree with OP?

    14. Re:Just odd. by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      I think this is a problem both political parties suffer from in the States. They're both represented by the biggest morons b/c they have the loudest mouths and have the most motivation to shove their platforms down others' throats.

      Almost every liberal I know thinks I'm a conservative based on my views and every conservative thinks I'm a liberal. Take the 'environmentalist' issue, for example: Conservative friends think I'm a big hippy b/c I believe in being a good steward. Liberal friends think I'm anti-environment b/c I throw my cigarette butts on the ground (oftentimes on blacktop. . .) and I drive an old v6.

      The worst is how they always accuse one another of menace. "Liberals think blah blah blah." "Conservatives think blah blah blah." They both think there is a clear good side and bad side and of course, they're on the side of good.

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    15. Re:Just odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying human babies is illegal, even for consumption. It is legal to adopt babies.

      Fetuses are a different matter altogether, human or otherwise.

      Animals bought to be eaten are allowed under the law, I don't see any distinction made over who is to eat the animal.

    16. Re:Just odd. by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      Liberal friends think I'm anti-environment b/c I throw my cigarette butts on the ground (oftentimes on blacktop. . .)

      So you're not anti-environment, you're just anti-social. The world is your ashtray, eh? I have few strong pet peeves, but that is one of the big ones for me. I guess you wouldn't mind if I brought my dog over to your house and let him shit on your driveway, huh? At least the shit decomposes eventually.

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    17. Re:Just odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would encourage you to read up on the crusades and the inquisition before making these incorrect historical judgements. "People who think like me"... that's cute. Could you be any more closed minded to logic if you tried ? To run with your argument for fun though, :If we outlaw murder just to protect ourselves, why are so many trying to legalize euthanasia and assisted suicide? For protection I suppose? No, it is because these poeple don't see the value of human life, don't understand that all humans have an inherent dignity, and ultimately see there own lives as being so worthless as to not even be worth living. Trivializing human life goes in all directions. If you think human life is worthless, than you won't attach any more importance to your own life than you do to others.

    18. Re:Just odd. by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A fetus is a person and has a soul.

      Animals have souls because I say they do. You can't refute this because I give you no facts to refute. My argument is just as valid as the one you made, so nana-nana-boo-boo.

      An animal's life has no inherent value to it.

      You say this because an animal slaughter house is effectively a death camp, but your love of steak makes you feel uncomfortable about this, therefore it must be OK to kill animals, ergo animals have no inherent value. I'm a meat eater and will be all my life, but I have no illusions about what that means. "No inherent value" my ass you tard.

      Trivialization of human life is what leads to the incessant atrocities of our mordern times.

      Agreed that is it a necessary component in order to get ordinary people to carry out genocidal orders that achieve their master's political & economic goals. But it has always galled me anti-abortion people seem to think everyone will just follow the bandwagon and abort babies right and left leading to a general disregard for human life. Abortion has been legal a long time and personally I see the opposite, especially among young people. Some of us can make our own decisions and don't need to be saved from automatically chosing the worst path available to us

    19. Re:Just odd. by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      A baby does not have the same ability to reason as an adult. I take it you have never spent time with a kid.

      Given their experiences at that time, that's a reasonable inference.

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    20. Re:Just odd. by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 1

      Wow, Liberalism defined right from the asshole of the Right Wing media.
      Go ahead and believe that definition if it makes you feel superior or something. I don't think reason or even education would have any effect in changing your already made up mind.

    21. Re:Just odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're comparing a fully developed creature to one that is not. How is that fair?

    22. Re:Just odd. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      It is not an issue of experience. Their brains are still developing, they lack these abilities until the development finishes. With the Internet at your disposal there is not need for you to be this ignorant about human development.

    23. Re:Just odd. by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      National Geographic covered this a few years back. The gist of the piece was that Ducks Unlimited has saved, preserved, recreated, or otherwise done right by more acres of wetland in one year than any other organization has done, ever.

    24. Re:Just odd. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      why are so many trying to legalize euthanasia and assisted suicide?
      Because it does not endanger anyone but those who want to kill themselves. Humans forced to die of bone cancer are being deprived of the ability to end their own lives with dignity.

      If you think human life is worthless, than you won't attach any more importance to your own life than you do to others.
      You are wrong on both accounts. Many people think the lives of other humans are worthless, or have very little value. Those same people value their own lives quite highly.

    25. Re:Just odd. by modecx · · Score: 2

      Until it is born, a baby is called a fetus, but once full term is reached, a human fetus is fully developed and has the same capacity to think, reason and feel as any adult. What the fetus lacks is experience and knowledge.

      I pretty much disagree with most of that. If you said that an ideal human fetus (not all are made equal) has the same potential (as in scalar potential) to think, reason and feel as any adult human... I'd agree very positively.

      A developing human, however, is lacking critical neurological structures, among other physiological considerations which are present in adults, that simply would not allow a baby to think or reason like an adult--or even experience various sensory inputs as an adult might. Sight, sounds, tastes, tactile inputs have been demonstrated to work quite differently to the brain of a very young child than to you or I.

      For that matter, it's also been demonstrated that a baby deprived of sensory input or social interaction in the first several months of life tends to do pretty poorly relative to the norm, as it develops into an adult. The brain continues to re-wire itself to deal with language about up to puberty, etc. Even if there were a magical way to impart an adult's knowledge and experience into a newborn's brain, it probably wouldn't be able to cope.

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    26. Re:Just odd. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      At 12 weeks? What about 24 weeks. And what about corals? If that is covered under the law I would say that argument is shot to heck.
      And adult cat again you would have to pick a point. I would say that by seven months that is also out the window.

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    27. Re:Just odd. by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      The myth that cigarette butts don't decompose is completely false. All it takes is water. If you live in a place where it rains often, as I do, they usually don't last for more than a couple weeks. Birds also like to pick them up and use them as part of their nests. Yes, the world is my ashtray. I have a tendency to litter paper products as well. I just don't litter plastics. When I'm smoking on someone else's property I throw my cigarette butt away unless they toss them on the ground themselves. That's just common courtesy. But I don't give a damn about throwing them on the road when I'm driving or on the ground in state parks.

      I once had a neighbor who actually did have their dog shit in my driveway b/c they were too lazy to take it on a walk. That was fucked up b/c I would run over it and then my garage would smell like shit. I told him if he ever did it again his dog would die. Making my car and garage smell like shit isn't comparable to giving you an eyesore with my unsightly cigarette butts. I'm sorry that the asphalt isn't pretty with my butts on it. That poisonous asphalt that will outlast the cigarette butts by hundreds, if not thousands of years. If that's anti-social I'm okay with it. I'd rather be anti-social than have your petty aesthetic standards for the world. All cities are ugly, my cigarette butts can't make them any worse.

      On a related note, I think people who carry around plastic bags to scoop up their dog's shit with are utterly ridiculous.

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    28. Re:Just odd. by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      unless that person hasnt been born yet you mean

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    29. Re:Just odd. by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      Development is heavily driven by experience. For example, if you cut off a sense during development, that brain real estate gets annexed by adjacent functions. By the same token, I would expect that if you contrived an elaborate experiment in which an infant never saw an object a second time until well after the usual development timeline for understanding the persistence of objects and then raised them normally, they wouldn't have developed the abilities of a typical child their age.

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    30. Re:Just odd. by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      A fetus is a person and has a soul.

      [non-Biblical citation needed]

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    31. Re:Just odd. by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. If I died my dog would be sad. My cat would eat me.

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    32. Re:Just odd. by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Oh, Snap!

      https://img.skitch.com/20110613-mji63dpwtwbxr144b4fpspnapk.jpg

      Sorry, as far as I'm concerned, abortion is more parasite control than anything else.

      And your comment would have more relevance if the State was actively involved in providing abortion services, as in govt run family planning clinics with federal employees performing the procedures.

      That's not a bad idea, actually. That would make any attempts on the life of an abortion provider a major federal offense, rather than a local state offense.

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    33. Re:Just odd. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Even if you were correct, the discussion here is not whether people can buy and horribly maim pets, but whether they are allowed to buy them and care for them as the vast majority of owners do. Quite a different discussion with the fetus; LWATCDR makes a valid point.

    34. Re:Just odd. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      There are other groups out there as well that do similar things like Pheasants Forever for open prairie and grass land, or Ducks Unlimited does for wetlands. The interesting thing is that they have a vested interest in the land in that their members want to maximize the quality of hunting. These groups often purchase lands and take on multi-year restoration projects to return the land to a productive natural state. Also this may have been the article you were talking about.

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    35. Re:Just odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So dog owners should just leave their dog's shit on the ground. As long as it's not in YOUR driveway.

      I agree with the grandparent. I can't understand why so many filthy slobs don't understand that throwing their butts on the ground is littering. Since cities are ugly and you don't care, I'm going to start dumping my trash on your driveway too. The driveway will outlast it, right? And your house is already ugly, what's a little more trash on top of that.

  12. More pointless law.. by faedle · · Score: 1

    It seems to be largely meaningless.

    Is there anybody who is actually selling pets in San Francisco? Hell, I had a hard enough time finding a place to reliably buy the cat food I feed my cat. And while I'm sure there's a couple of backyard breeders of birds, reptiles, and maybe even small dogs that might be hurt by this, I can't think of anywhere in the city limits of San Francisco where a breeding operation is a "good idea."

    Hey, San Francisco: does everybody in the city have food, housing, and most importantly does MUNI still have buses that leak in the rain? Sounds like you've got misplaced priorities.

  13. Dear animal activists by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck off.

    Sincerely,

    Animal Lovers.

    Seriously, I get really tired of these dumbshit activists that think that pets somehow have a horrible life and if all animals just roamed free they would be so much better off. I think the problem is they watch Disney movies and believe that is how the wild actually is: Animals living together in harmony and having the best of time. I think these people need to take a trip to Africa and see nature in all its brutal Darwinian glory. Nothing dies of old age there, they just get older and slower until something eats them.

    Sorry, but I think my house cat has a much better life. He gets to lay around all day, safe from weather and predators, he eats when he wants, gets attention lavished on him, and has access to medical care to handle his problems (asthma in his case).

    Pets bring a lot of joy to humans, and it isn't bad for the pets. They have their needs met in a way they'd never get in the wild.

    1. Re:Dear animal activists by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thank PETA. If you've ever been stupid enough to support PETA you need to understand they want to ban pet ownership. Yes Ban it. It's one of their top priorities.

      There are plenty of good organizations out there that try to stop animal abuse, but PETA gets all the attention and I'd be 90% of the people that support PETA fail to realize just how radical the beliefs of their founder. PETA believe pet ownership is slavery and they want it gone. Honestly if you want to stop animal abuse you are far better off sending your money to ASPCA or Humane Society.

    2. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can still get a pet from a shelter.

    3. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear missed-the-point of the law,

      This was aimed at stopping puppy mills, where dogs are routinely mistreated.

      The law is stupid, but that doesn't excuse you from jumping to bad conclusions about the intentions and beliefs of the authors.

    4. Re:Dear animal activists by peteinok · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Dear animal activists by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Did you buy your cat from a breeder/pet store, or adopt it from a shelter? Because only the former is addressed by this law.

    6. Re:Dear animal activists by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      PETA believe pet ownership is slavery

      It is, just not for the pet, but the human. I am a slave to my cat's will.

    7. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pet ownership is slavery. Just ask my cat about his two slaves.

    8. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're stupid. the law is about stopping breeders from allowing bad conditions. its not about how the pet owners treat their pets.

    9. Re:Dear animal activists by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      There's nothing inherently wrong in standing up for your beliefs contrary to modern American civil doctrine. The problem can come from what these strongly felt convictions are and what they motivate there adherents to do.

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    10. Re:Dear animal activists by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2

      "their adherents..."

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    11. Re:Dear animal activists by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If it reduces the percentage of animals that have to be killed just because they ended up in the "Animal Shelter", it's a good thing.

    12. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seriously --- Here's the commercial - A group of armed men enter a building, full Police gear, flack jackets, balaclavas, automatic weapons, Yelling and screaming and on their backs, instead of "SWAT" or "DEA" or "FBI" it says "PETA". They come back out with a small dog on a leash. The owners follow out with worried looks on their faces. The dog is 'set free' from the leash whereupon it immidiatly runs out into the street and is run down by a passing car. The tag line "Pets need their people."

    13. Re:Dear animal activists by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      A large number of pets in the USA live horrible lives and a large number of perfectly healthy ones are euthanized daily. If you don't mind that and think nothing should be done, you're not really an animal lover.

    14. Re:Dear animal activists by luther349 · · Score: 1

      peta has been lieing abought petstores for years and even cought lieing but somehow lawmakers keep buying the bs.

    15. Re:Dear animal activists by 0123456 · · Score: 0

      you're stupid. the law is about stopping breeders from allowing bad conditions.

      And how does banning pet sales in Moscow-on-Sea do that? Why is Moscow-on-Sea allowing breeders to breed pets in bad conditions in the city?

    16. Re:Dear animal activists by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 1

      No one is saying having a cared for pet is cruel to the animal. This was originally aimed at puppy and kitten mills. Sounds like it grew after that, into something which may or may not make sense.

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    17. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But where else will I find such entertaining web games? :D

    18. Re:Dear animal activists by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      PETA and the radical fringe of the animal activists movements seem oblivious to the fact that humans and domesticated pets established a symbiotic relationship long before we humans even had written language.

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    19. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding of the point of this law is to encourage people to adopt homeless animals from local shelters. The "dumbshit activists" aren't against owning pets, and most of them own their own dogs or cats. The industry behind selling pets is paved with bad people (puppy mills, etc.), AND every dog sold is one that could have been adopted from a shelter. How did this comment get 5 insightful??

    20. Re:Dear animal activists by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 1

      PETA believe pet ownership is slavery

      Huh? Every morning I go out to work whilst my cat lies flat-out on the sofa/kitchen-table/garden-wall/expensive-and-fragile-plants, with his eyes closed and a big grin on his face. There's no doubt about who's the slave.

    21. Re:Dear animal activists by fermion · · Score: 1
      There are two questions here. The first is is your cat, or any animal, a commodity. That is, if I were a house clener, and I accidentally killed you cat, would it be like me breaking a glass, where I could just give you $50 and that would be the end of it, or would there be I somehow was a cruel and insensitive person dropping the vacuum cleaner on it.

      Second, who is going to pay for the care of the animals. If you kitty is lost, do we just immediately euthanize it or do we have a facility keep the pet in hope that the owner comes and gets it. If a pet is just a retail item, it is hardly worth the expense to have such a facility. In my city, such a facitility costs $2 per woman, child, and man living in the city.

      Which is to say the issue is not whether pets are well cared for, or if pets provide value. Of course most pers are reasonable well cared for and most pets provide value. But many pets bought through retail outlets are simply thrown away, flushed, or abandoned. And I am not making a judgement here. These are just animals and we kill and throw away animals all the time. The question is if we care about our animals, if we are proud that our animals have good pampered lives, and has excellent health care, do we want them sold like disposable paper plates.

      When one see the number of dogs that are given up because they don't get along with the kids, or the number of cats that are given up because the little box is too hard to clean, or the number of reptiles and birds that die in transport, it is difficult to justify the retail sales of pets. And from a fiscal point of view, it is hard to justify the burden that is placed on the tax payer to care for these animals when such burden should be placed on the retail establishments that sell these animals.

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    22. Re:Dear animal activists by XiaoMing · · Score: 1

      Really, an animal lover? Rather than asking whether you are either ignorant or a hypocrite, let me ask you two better questions:
      Have you ever been to the Humane Society?
      If so, do you still think you can call yourself an "animal lover" and feel this way about the legislation?

      Anyone who's ever visited the Human Society knows that there are PLENTY of adorable (and unfortunately, many less so) animals that do not get nearly the amount of attention or care they deserve, are locked up in tiny cages, and are put down after a set period of time because they are effectively the used cars of the animal kingdom: Why get something used and imperfect when you can buy a new one with the exact specs you want from a dealer?

      This has been the case for years now, and this type of legislation was seen as perfectly reasonable when applied to more violent or unwieldy breeds have already been specifically singled out for point-of-sale bans (they start cute in a pet store but then become a load of trouble when they grow up): http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/pit-bull-ban-considered-in-xenia. Pet shops produce them, and then they end up being put down in the Humane Society. Hell, there are people who've gone into depression from working there and having to put down so many animals.

      As a fellow "animal lover", I'd like to know whether you'd be more for funneling more money, into building more cages, to keep more neglected (http://www.hssv.org/news_media-aggie-overcomes-depression.html) animals alive, alone, for a longer period of time, or just stopping this at the source.

      I agree with ALL of your merits of the symbiotic relationships that grow from pet ownership, but the real issue is that there is not a shortage of pets on the market, just a shortage of fresh, young cute pets that spoiled--nay, ignorant and shortsighted--people want to have around up til a certain point.

    23. Re:Dear animal activists by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I get really tired of these dumbshit activists that think that pets somehow have a horrible life and if all animals just roamed free they would be so much better off.

      Do pay attention to TFA rather than just displaying your ignorance.
       
      This proposal doesn't ban pets. It doesn't even try.
       
      What it does do is try and curb, if not end, the excesses of puppy and kitten mills and the breeders that turn out animals by the gross lot for the big box pet stores.

    24. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, this goes way too far.

      Pets generally have quite a nice life compared to some other kinds of animals. Personally, I don't even really see a problem with the slaughter of animals. Really the same thing as in the wild (only that in the case of slaughtering, they have zero chance to run away and survive, but I don't think that matters much). (That doesn't mean that we shouldn't make the process as painless for the animal as possible just because we can.)

      What I find much worse is keeping these animals caged/chained up for their entire lifes. *That* is something these guys should focus on, how that can be made humane.

    25. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alternative to buying & selling is to adopt from shelters or homes with unwanted litters. You can still have a kitty, just acquire them through more responsible avenues.

    26. Re:Dear animal activists by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Pets bring a lot of joy to humans, and it isn't bad for the pets. They have their needs met in a way they'd never get in the wild.

      I could say the same thing about slaves.

    27. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also support human extinction - voluntary or involuntary. It's one reason I hate the self-righteous SOBs.

    28. Re:Dear animal activists by JustSomeProgrammer · · Score: 1

      I don't think stopping pet sales is going to stop any of the behaviors you're describing. People are still going to prefer young animals because you do form an emotional bond and if the pet dies from old age within a couple years of you getting it it is devastating. The less adorable animals are not going to get adopted either way. Kids are still going to get tired of some animal or families are going to move to places that don't allow pets. Most pets in shelters I don't think are purebreds. Even if adopting from shelters that isn't going to stop lil miss puppy from having puppies with neighbor dog duke. Unless you're also proposing neutering all animals from shelters. So we stop having pets after 1 generation maybe?

    29. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be stupid. This isn't aimed at owning pets, even adopting pets, it's aimed at selling pets. Specifically, it's an attempt to force the puppy mill industry out of business (which I think we can all agree *is* pretty horrible).

      Whether it's going to achieve that is another question, and so is whether it's a justified measure. But let's get the facts straight, OK?

    30. Re:Dear animal activists by Jibekn · · Score: 1

      This is true, but banning all pet ownership is not the answer, its like banning owning all knives, of any kind because some insane moron stabbed his friend in the neck with a butter knife.

      The knife isnt the problem. It was the phsyco with it in his hand.

      Owning pets isnt the problem, its the bat shit crazy asshole who beats his pet, or the greedy bastard who churns out litter after inbred litter until it kills the bitch.

      Stiff regulations and actual enforcment of those regs are the answer, should beating a dog to death or abusing one be the same as a human? No, and the PETA crowd can fuck off on the subject, but on the othetr side of the coin, that act shouldnt be punishable by a fucking fine. You should do a few years of hard time if you willfully cause the torment of another life form.

    31. Re:Dear animal activists by eth1 · · Score: 1

      PETA believe pet ownership is slavery...

      I have a cat, and PETA is spot on.

      Oh, wait, you mean they think the PET is the slave??

    32. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to add The Humane Society of the US and it's regional affiliates...they're in that same space as PETA and they often work together on things.

    33. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe your frustration comes from your total lack of understanding. It's ok, there is help for us all... Perhaps the most amazing thing about your post is that you simultaneously fail to grasp the notion behind animal rights, but also completely understand what makes for the healthy psychology of a domestic cat. You must have also known that most 'indoor' cats will not voluntarily return home when they 'escape.' In fact, escaped domestic cats are bigger problem (in terms of population) than breeding feral cats. Yup. Those cats love laying around all day next to assholes like you, because cats are historically such social and attention seeking critters...

    34. Re:Dear animal activists by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      it doesnt ban pets...yet, we all know thats the end goal of peta

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    35. Re:Dear animal activists by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      And the activistcash.com (not .org) site looks like a well funded smear campaign against pretty much every remotely "liberal" organization out there. They list their sponsor as the "center for consumer freedom" that lists this gem amongst its articles. One of the choice lines, while trying to point out that sugary drinks "are really just fine to drink and nobody knows for sure if they're bad or not!" is:

      What about soft drinks? Research appearing in the March issue of the journal Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise found that drinking sugary beverages before exercise actually improved physical performance among elite athletes.

      Umm, yeah, but if you're not an elite athelete about to exercise, it *might* be best to skip the 32oz Gatorade. This site tries to position itself as some sort of skeptic resource, but the brand of skepticism stinks.

      --Jeremy

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    36. Re:Dear animal activists by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Free your mind and your ass will follow.

      I recommend a Labrador puppy to restore balance to your life. Your cat will hate it, but the puppy will LOVE the cat.

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    37. Re:Dear animal activists by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      I am close friends with several activist vegans, and this is an argument we have constantly on all kinds of different levels, from pets to dinner. And you are correct in your assumption that the vast majority of these people have very little knowledge of "the wild." Whenever the discussion rolls around to meat, the first question I ask is "Have you ever seen a cow?" Invariably the answer is no.

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    38. Re:Dear animal activists by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      "Lying."

      (Not trying to be a spelling Nazi, just trying to help.)

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    39. Re:Dear animal activists by luther349 · · Score: 1

      its cool but i got another reply on a diffrent post of someone getting all emo couse i said they lie. hes like ohoh i saw a video on local tv proving you wrong. guess he forgot the peta will acully be the abusers just to get tv time. aka make the puppy mills then abuse them. to many x-memebers came out and said it and even video proof of this fact have been relesed.

    40. Re:Dear animal activists by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      PETA believe pet ownership is slavery and they want it gone. Honestly if you want to stop animal abuse you are far better off sending your money to ASPCA or Humane Society.

      A researcher (forgot the name, it's in the book _The Brain That Changes Itself_) was researching brain plasticity, and was accused of abusing the monkeys. The only people to abuse the monkeys were PETA! At the time it was just getting started and was two people; they kidnapped the researcher's monkeys and drove them to Florida, and then back. The monkeys returned in an apparently disturbed state; PETA had abused them. (Not necessarily intentionally, mind you; the abuse was the separating from their caregivers, and bouncing around over a thousand miles of road, twice.)

      Still, PETA is despicable. Their kidnapping should get them jail time, not a nationally-known, mostly-respected, organization.

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    41. Re:Dear animal activists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, if you've been stupid enough to support the Humane Society (and you HAVE been..you just advocated sending $ to them) you've not familiarized yourself with the facts about that organization - try Humanewatch (access is available through Facebook). PETA gets all the attention because that is the intent - to draw attention AWAY FROM "animal advocacy" groups primarily interested in sustaining the substantial salaries at the top levels of the organization with no apparent regard for alleviating animal abuse and neglect..it's just a PR ruse managed by the usual suspects..manipulative sociopaths and psychopaths brilliantly duping the public and using them as tools to further this godless shame. Who knows if you're not one of the hired minions trolling the internet to distort and confuse?

  14. Business Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mobile pet mill that sells pets (bred elsewhere) on the outskirts of San Fransisco anyone?

    I wonder how the Bonsai industry is going to be very soon.

    1. Re:Business Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I lived just outside of San Francisco i would start an Bonsai Kitten breeding/smuggling business.

  15. unenforcable by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    especially for small operations

    1. Re:unenforcable by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Then so are laws against drugs and murder.

    2. Re:unenforcable by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      That depends on your definition of enforcement. Laws do not prevent anything. They only allow for punishment afterward.

      And since those pesky murderers are still around, the police may have higher priorities than the illicit hamster operation down the street.

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  16. circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Dear SF board of supervisors, can a fast food restaurant give away circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? *poof*

    1. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by bugs2squash · · Score: 2

      Dear AC. Please be sure to use contraception, as I'm not sure that you know what the word circumcised means.

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    2. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by smitty777 · · Score: 0

      Man...and I just used up all my mod points. Nice one.

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    3. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not up on your SF-banning-spree?

      - SF banned the happy meal last fall. (Not the "happy meal" per se, but inclusion of toys with pre-packaged meals that didn't meet certain nutritional guidelines)
      - SF is currently considering banning circumcision for males under the age of 18. (No allowance for religious ceremonies; flat ban).
      - And the above pet sales ban.

      Next week, shoes will be banned, as will toilets (all should just defecate in the UN plaza so that the homeless don't feel shame) and showers.

      I'm way on the left but SF feels like the crazy relative who you just kind of have to stop trying to understand.

    4. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure he does, as SF wanted to ban circumcisions earlier. And, I'm sure he knows more about current events than you do...

    5. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, some context for you Mr. Judgmental:
      - SF board of supervisor recently tried to ban circumcision
      - SF board of supervisor banned toys in happy meals
      and now this pet ban.

      See how it works?

    6. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      SF does not want to ban circumcisions. That campaign is being run by an organization based out of San Diego. Unless you really think anybody in San Francisco would try to promote a ballot measure by publishing racist comic books that feature demonic Jews stealing babies because they hate Aryans.

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    7. Re:circumcised pets as toys with a happy meal? by Tmack · · Score: 1
      Add to that list:
      • plastic bags
      • Sitting
      • Lying down
      • Segway scooters
      • Sales of cigarettes in pharmacies
      • Soda
      • The Yellow Pages
      • Bottled Water
      • Gay Marriage
      • Most guns
      • Advertisements with guns
      • JROTC
      • irradiated food
      • Smoking in public (parks, on the sidewalk, etc) or in communal housing (ie: apartments)
      • Styrofoam
      • Electronic cigarettes
      • De-clawing cats
      • Grasshopper Tacos

      *Yes, some are state-level, and some (like bottled water and soda) are for government establishments/schools only, and I think the handgun ban got overturned by the NRA as did DC's, and some are just other proposals. Im glad to see our elected officials using their time so effectively to give us the best supernanny city around!

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  17. this ban would hurt animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    apart from the stray's that would need to be put down, i think you would create cities which are pretty much inhabited by human's only, Keeping pet's is a positive thing in general, not necessary for the animal's or the individual human's, but it create's a coexistence between Human's and some form's of Animal's. Separating Humanity and the Animal Kingdom further, will more than likely result in a disconnect that make's it more common for cruel behavior as Human's would lack that personal connection with animal's and they simply all become food or clothing.

    The more i read on group's like PETA etc , i think they don't really like animal's to be honest.

    1. Re:this ban would hurt animals by b.emile · · Score: 2

      hoooooly apostrophes, batman

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    2. Re:this ban would hurt animals by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Look on the good side: you get dog-poo free cities.

    3. Re:this ban would hurt animals by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      This AC makes a good point. Look at how bad the factory farming has gotten in the way they treat animals. When people are familiar with where their meat comes from, they don't really want the animals to suffer or live in squallor. But when the meat comes in plastic wrap from the store, then who even knows that it used to be an animal.

      I can see the same thing happening if people were not allowed to have animals anymore. Nobody would care about the wild animals, as they are just something to watch on some nature show. Animals would have even less meaning in people's lives and in the end they would suffer.

      It is similar to the purpose of a zoo. The animals in the zoo may not have it as good as the wild ones. But they help us connect to and care about them as a species. Then we care what happens to the wild ones also.

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    4. Re:this ban would hurt animals by treeves · · Score: 1

      Those are the infamous 'warning' apostrophes...as in "Look out! Here comes a terminal 's'!"

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  18. Domestication vital to evolution of humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.discovery.com/animals/pets-humans-evolution.html

    And how does having a pet harm the pet? The reason we have dogs is because they learned it's EASIER to help humans out for food than it is to hunt for the food themselves.

    1. Re:Domestication vital to evolution of humans by tom17 · · Score: 1

      It's the same with cats, they came to us for the free ride. We like their company so we let them in. So it turned commercial, but really, what *hasn't* turned commercial.

      As for any cruelty, there are some people that will always be cruel to animals/humans, this won't change that.

  19. Free Dog! by Leuf · · Score: 2

    With purchase of any dog leash. Only $499.95.

  20. Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or sli by Annirak · · Score: 1

    So Coral and anemones are okay, then?

  21. For a change by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

    I wish that environmentalist and animal rights activist would spend time actually educating and engaging the public and convince people on the merit of their argument, rather than use the government as a hammer against people who disagree with them. They are going to ruin some livelihoods and do next to nothing to eliminate animal suffering.

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    1. Re:For a change by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well if you have a weak argument or expecting people to radically change their life, what do you expect.
      The real problem with lot of these activist groups is many of them have actually won at least have effected their original objective. But after you got your way what does an activist group do next? Close down, and do with with all that money in donations? Or find an other problem tangential to what you fought?

      Just like how MADD went from raising awareness to the dangers of drunk driving to trying to reinstate prohibition laws.

      Unions trying to make sure that employees are not getting killed and paid below a living wage, to forcing the company from making proper human resource management decisions.

      It is very hard for an activist groups to downsize into a watchdog group.

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    2. Re:For a change by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between those who care about animals and the environment and the people proposing this law. Most people believe that inflicting harm, pain, and suffering on animals is something that shouldn't be done. Most of the groups behind this proposed law probably started this way, but once the main goals had been met the groups itself still needs to exist so they start taking on stranger and stranger causes. I have been lectured on evils of hunting by some of my relatives who only eat the organically raised free range critter du jour who's only knowledge of firearms is from the nightly news, and think all hunters are like Elmer Fud.

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    3. Re:For a change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're asking too much. The PETA-like so-called 'animal lovers' can't convince anyone that animals feel pain and have emotions because:
      - They don't understand the difference between life, consciousness and the nervous system. They think it's all the same thing.
      - They can't explain anything about consciousness actually. How and why does consciousness happen, why assume all animals are conscious, how is consciousness possible (it's an abstract, non-physical phenomenon!).
      - They base their own opinions on animals on anthropomorphism (i.e. attributing human characteristics to objects or animals) and on what they want the facts to be rather than on what the facts really are.
      - They have no knowledge of psychology and science. If they did, they would at least agree that indeed, an animal reacting to harm only proves the animal has a working nervous system but does not, by itself, prove that the animal feels pain - more proof is required for that.
      - The only test that can show an animal is conscious, the mirror test, was developed by scientists who did not go around assuming all animals are conscious. You'd think people who want to convince skeptics that ALL animals feel pain would have developed a valid test for that, if they were right.
      - They're completely biased. They are highly selective and arbitrary in what live forms are capable of feeling pain. They'll tell you that animals all feel pain and have emotions, but they don't think plants are. Many believe insects are not conscious and don't have emotions. These people will tell you that it's a matter of being 'alive', that animals are alive, therefore must be conscious, but plants aren't. Plants and insects are life forms, they eat and breed, so the real determining factor here is actually Anthropomorphism. An animal looks hurt when harmed, but a plant doesn't and an insect not so much. They decide whether life forms feel pain or not based solely on anthropomorphism.
      - Computers. Their reasoning: "Animals react to harm that occurs to them, therefore they must experience pain beyond simple nervous stimuli". I can make my computer react when I unplug a USB device. I can make my computer display a message that reads "MY LIMB WAS JUST TORN OFF!! IT HURTS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! FINISH ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!". Either we consider my computer feels pain like a person, or we decide that reacting to harm does not prove pain is experienced. Which one is it? There, proven wrong by a computer. How seriously can you take them after that?

      So what do we have?
      They have a nice belief that animals feel pain, yet they can't explain it, can't prove it, evidence to the contrary has been presented, and most of all they ignore entirely what science has to say on this matter. That's reminds me of religion. Believe what you want, just don't shove it down other people's throats if you can't prove it.
      So-called animal lover wants to make a law that 'protects' animals? I demand proof that animals feel pain to begin with! And you can't jail me for 'animal cruelty' if you can't prove that animals feel pain. Were I accused of this crime, that would be my defense and good luck winning against it! Maybe showing the judge a Disney movie with talking animals might work, it seems to have for some people...

  22. A good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But i don't think it will work.
    As disgusting as the puppymill industry is...
    This isn't something you can fix with more laws. We need better humans to fix this problem. And we have a LONG way to go on that front.

    1. Re:A good idea. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Black Markets. We supply and demand.

      If there is demand, and supply then there will be sale of good/services. If it is illegal or over taxed it will be under the black market.

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    2. Re:A good idea. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      If there is demand, and supply then there will be sale of good/services. If it is illegal or over taxed it will be under the black market.

      Really? So you want a dog so badly that you'd drive out to some house in a secluded neighborhood and pay a guy whom you've never met before a few hundred dollars for a dog that has no papers, no history, and you have no idea how it was bred or raised ... when you could just as easily go to an animal shelter and get the same dog legally, for free?

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    3. Re:A good idea. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Black Markets doesn't need to be a shady dealings. It is just illegal sales of products. People buy stuff black market all the time, the one of the highest Black Market product is Unpasteurized milk.

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    4. Re:A good idea. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Black Markets doesn't need to be a shady dealings. It is just illegal sales of products.

      Uh... a little contradictory there? Doing illegal things isn't "shady," to you?

      People buy stuff black market all the time, the one of the highest Black Market product is Unpasteurized milk.

      Seriously dude? You think there is more money being spent on unpasteurized milk than on fake Gucci bags, stolen guns, or cocaine? Let me guess: You live in rural Wisconsin?

      The point here is that a dog produced in an illegal market is not going to have any medical records. It's not going to have any evidence of pedigree. You're not going to know anything about how it was bred or raised, except that both were done in secret (because it's illegal). Breeding and raising dogs in secret, which probably means exclusively indoors, is almost always going to result in unhealthy, poorly socialized dogs.

      On the other hand, you can go to an animal shelter and get an animal that you know has been well-treated, vaccinated, and spayed or neutered. And it's free (or will typically cost less than $50 if you're asked to cover the cost of medical procedures). So why would you go out of your way to pay ten times more for an animal on the black market? Just because it's more fun, because it's illegal?

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    5. Re:A good idea. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not the GP.

      Doing illegal things hasn't been at all 'shady' in living memory.

      It's one of the side effects of having so many stupid laws.

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  23. Summary forgot link to video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This proposal needs to be evaluated within its proper context.

  24. No emotions by applematt84 · · Score: 1

    'From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal. 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'

    Talk about a dude with a serious superiority complex. Last I checked, something that breathes, eats and poops is living. I can understand putting a ban on the sale of sub-intelligent beings (fish, lizards, etc), but when it comes to cats, dogs and the like, anyone who has owned a pet at some point knows that animals deserve a basic set of rights and that they do in fact experience the same perception of neuro-processes that we call "emotions".

    This guy obviously doesn't have any emotion himself. That or his parents never let him have a pet.

    1. Re:No emotions by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Sub-intelligent species are not pets anyway, they are decorations. Which is why I hate to see snakes fed mice and rats. Those are far smarter and make for actual pets, unlike a snake.

    2. Re:No emotions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry buddy. Animals have no rights. I am for treating animals ethically, but this is fundamentally different from giving them "rights". They are not human, nor are they sentient. No matter how politically incorrect that may be, it is the unfortunate and inconvenient truth.

    3. Re:No emotions by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Convince me you are sentient. I fail to see how we can test that in an objective way. If my cat is not, then neither is a toddler.

      I suggest that animals have the right not to be treated cruelly and that is about it.

    4. Re:No emotions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for the toddler ban.

    5. Re:No emotions by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      One of my cats has learned how doorknobs work, AND is big enough to reach them...

      I am definitely trying to keep in his good graces.

    6. Re:No emotions by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      If you have ever seen a pet Iguana, you would know that they are far smarter than the mice being fed to a snake. I knew someone who had one that knew words. He would tell it he was going to give it some strawberries and it would get excited and come over. If you didn't have any, it would get pissed off at you and turn it's back on you. It was pretty amzing.

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    7. Re:No emotions by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Take it up with Mama Nature. She don't give no fuck for "animal rights."

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    8. Re:No emotions by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      I don't have to convince you that I am sentient. I have to convince you that I could take you in a fight. That's where "human rights" come from, and that's why "animal rights" are a silly misnomer.

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  25. These people are bat-sh*t crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are all crazy people.

    They're the same people who want to ban Ronald McDonald.

    They're the same people who want to Nanny you from cradle to grave.... for your own good.

    I don't wish these people ill, but if they had a decent hobby, we wouldn't run into these issues with them.

    They really are bat-sh*t crazy.

  26. What happens if it passes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if this law does pass what happens to all the people who have animals? There are plenty of different possibilites of what will happen but I'm guessing they all have the same ending, they all get killed of.

    1. Re:What happens if it passes by vbraga · · Score: 1

      It's about pet sales, not existent pets. And also one could still adopt pets from a shelter, for example.

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  27. Descartes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone who is still dualist after 350 years raise your hand.

    I am not.

  28. If it is made illegal... by thebra · · Score: 1

    If selling pets is illegal then only criminals will have pets.

    1. Re:If it is made illegal... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      And then a year later they'll have more pets, and will have to give them away for free. Then people who aren't criminals will have pets. And it will continue exponentially until everyone has a pet. Then what will we do? Eventually the number of pets will be so large and so prolific that the surface of the mass of them will be expanding outward from the surface of the Earth at the speed of light.

      (The calculation for this has been done for humans, not for pets. It will happen in about 1300 years.)

    2. Re:If it is made illegal... by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      The law is so asinine I'd make the several hundred mile trip to San Francisco just to buy a pet there out of civil disobedience.

      The euthanasia of unwanted companion animals is tragic, but handing animal shelters a monopoly in companion animals isn't going to make those animals any more wanted.

      Shelters generally only have two species: cats & dogs.

      There are many people who cannot have a dog or cat in their home (because of allergies, landlord, Homeowner's Assosciation, medical conditions, etc.) Many pets are less expensive to keep than a cat or dog.

      You're not going to convince somebody that wants an iguana that a mutt is a better alternative. When was the last time you saw a fish in an animal shelter? How about a gecko or a hermit crab? A bird? How about a turtle?

      What if (gasp!) somebody wants a responsibly bred animal, whose parents don't have any of a number of inherited conditions?

      It's clear the law isn't about caring for animals at all: It's about denying people the right to love and care for another creature, which is an inalienable. It's despicable.

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    3. Re:If it is made illegal... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      If selling oxygen is illegal then only criminals will be able to breathe.

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    4. Re:If it is made illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If selling pets is illegal then only criminals will have pets.

      Or people who adopt them, since that's still legal under this law. Which would be the majority of people with pets.

    5. Re:If it is made illegal... by treeves · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there.

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    6. Re:If it is made illegal... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      As written, the law would prohibit shelters from charging a adoption fee, and thus poof a large amount of their funding.

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    7. Re:If it is made illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If selling pets is illegal then only criminals will have pets.

      Or people who adopt them, since that's still legal under this law. Which would be the majority of people with pets.

      But what's funny about that?

  29. what about guide dogs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do they count as pets?
    what happens when they retire?
    the same goes for all service dogs.

    pah

  30. Unless you plan to eat them... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    ... So now all the ads selling cocker spaniel puppies will read "delicious cocker spaniel puppies for sale."

    I can see where they are seeking to rid themselves of "puppy mills" and the like, but how about pet retailers (wow, that just sounds creepy doesn't it? pet retailer? Is that were you go if you want to reverse the procedure for your doberman pinscher?)? Will Petsmart no longer sell pets? (They do sell pets right? I thought they did...) They show reptiles, birds, fish and rodents on their site.

    This does not surprise me coming from SFO though...

    1. Re:Unless you plan to eat them... by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 1

      Cooker spaniel?

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    2. Re:Unless you plan to eat them... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Most "pet retailers" in San Francisco already do not sell pets. They sell supplies for people's pets. People get pets from animal shelters.

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    3. Re:Unless you plan to eat them... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Not bad... now think of a breed with the word "stew" in it.

  31. Wait, what? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going to outlaw gerbil sales in San Francisco?

    1. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can still sell them if you're going to eat them. No one said you have to use your mouth.

    2. Re:Wait, what? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      This is where I say something like "Richard Gere, you got a new handle", but I'm too metta for that.

    3. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they will still be legal as long as you eat them when you're done.

    4. Re:Wait, what? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      On the upside, ass-slaves will still be legal.

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    5. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Armageddon!! Armageddon!

    6. Re:Wait, what? by shadowrat · · Score: 2

      nah. If the gerbil gets far enough, it counts as eating it.

    7. Re:Wait, what? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I agree, homophobia is funny. However, this particular joke is a little tired, considering that gerbils are illegal to sell, import, or keep as pets in the state of California, and have been since at least the 90s and probably longer.

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    8. Re:Wait, what? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Thanks for adding the humor-impaired viewpoint. As if everyone with an IQ above room temperature didn't already know that the whole gay/gerbil thing was a Jerry Fallwell lie to begin with. And no, the joke wasn't homophobic, it was simply funny. Period.

    9. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the joke there may have never been a fag who gerbled.

      After the joke you can bet that many tried. They heard that joke and got wood.

    10. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're going to outlaw gerbil sales in San Francisco?

      Gerbils are illegal in CA. If you're going to be funny, at least know the facts.

    11. Re:Wait, what? by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      Heh. I lol'd.

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  32. Living things by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    " 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'"

    Plants are living things too. Should we ban the sale of them.

    On other news, San Francisco pet owner ate his cat.

    1. Re:Living things by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There is a large China Town.

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    2. Re:Living things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should stop selling any animal or plant based item, too - food, gas (dead dinos, and now partially from corn), etc.

  33. Whether this succeeds or not by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    it's a great way to draw attention to a real problem. There are a lot of unwanted animals in this world and a little public debate on where pet animals come from is a good thing to my mind. I am the proud owner of a pound puppy and I can't think of any circumstance where I would want to purchase a dog from a breeder. Some of the breeders are downright shady. I'm not saying I would want all pet sales banned, but I welcome the discussion.

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    1. Re:Whether this succeeds or not by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      This is where I get to one up you, one of my pets was a stray! Skipped that whole eating up resources at the shelter thing.

      The issue with pet breeding is that people want them so they will have them. Basic regulation could be brought to the pet industry just as exists in animals raised for food. Sure this will raise prices, but that is fine. Those who are more interested in saving money will then opt for cheaper rescue animals, which kills two birds with one stone.

    2. Re:Whether this succeeds or not by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      " I can't think of any circumstance where I would want to purchase a dog from a breeder"

      Like knowing the health, living conditions, and temperament of the dogs parents?
      Perhaps you wish to have the dog on show or in sports such as agility?
      Maybe you are using the pet for farming and want to make sure it is from good stock?
      You want to give you kids a puppy and not have it die from an illness weeks later.

      Some breeders are shady, many of them actually care for the animals they breed, and they make sure those pets don't go to anyone.

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    3. Re:Whether this succeeds or not by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That is the difference you are a logical person who can make a decision for yourself, where as these people are either going for the shock value of the statement, or really are crazy and believe that this is a good idea. I have gone to a breeder for a dog, but it wasn't someone who would breed dogs for show. I purchased a gun dog from a breeder that specialized in breeding hunting dogs. They don't go for looks, but for the health of the animal, they don't churn them out, and even have started training them for you. I have never seen a dog as happy as when a gun dog see the blaze orange come out, they want nothing more than to go find the birds.

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    4. Re:Whether this succeeds or not by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

      I spent $3,000 trying to save a Aussie Shepherd mix we purchased through a Pet's Mart rescue. The process and death scarred my family. I have no doubt the jerks who sold us the puppy knew she had distemper. Well-bred Aussie Shepherds sell for $1,000 and rarely are ill. The one we bought from a reputable dealer in California screened us first, not the other way around. Our Aussie has had zero health issues in two years of ownership. Trained Aussie Shepherds working dogs sell for over $5,000 and are well worth it. They have to live with their charges and endure life harsher than normal "pets".

    5. Re:Whether this succeeds or not by Pope · · Score: 1

      I am the proud owner of a pound puppy and I can't think of any circumstance where I would want to purchase a dog from a breeder. Some of the breeders are downright shady.

      So don't buy a dog from a shady breeder?! A number of my friends have bought dogs from breeders, and they did their research, got recommendations, etc. It's not that hard. But congrats on the pound puppy :)

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    6. Re:Whether this succeeds or not by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Hi, I just wanted to comment on your signature. It's great, because it's not so much a prayer, as a call to arms -- and not arms as in fighting but as in "let's all get up and work together". And it's inclusive, it's really uplifting the more I read it. That's really neat. For those who have signatures turned off, enjoy:

      I pray that we will all take care of each other and overcome this tragedy

      I suppose to be on topic, your signature speaks to the tragedy that is befalling San Francisco at the hands of their deranged legislators. Like a kidney stone, this too shall pass. :)

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  34. Puppy Mills by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    It would be nice if we could eliminate puppy mills and get more people to adopt or buy from good reputable breeders that actually take care of their animals.

    This isn't the way to do it, and people still ignore shelter pets which need homes so they can get a "purebred" dog which is safer than some shelter mutt.

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    1. Re:Puppy Mills by cbope · · Score: 1

      Because only "mutts" go to shelters, right? Purebreds never run away from home or get lost. BS.

      There is nothing wrong with getting your pet(s) from a shelter. Take your time and don't jump at the first "puppy eyes" you see. We have adopted our last 3 pets from a shelter, and they have been great pets and good companions. Our last, a kitten, we visited several times a week over the month while he was still in the shelter before taking him home (shelter has minimum age of 12 weeks for adopting kittens, and ours was only 8 weeks when we found him). Any good shelter will keep a record of the behavior and special needs (if any) for all animals in their care.

    2. Re:Puppy Mills by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ. Did you not read my post? Was the sarcasm of my post that subtle?

      "Purebred" is quite obviously in scare quotes. Mostly to denote that pet shop "Purebreds" tend to be from puppy mills and aren't usually purebreds at all.

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    3. Re:Puppy Mills by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Shelter animals are not primarily animals that were lost or ran away. Primarily they are the result of offspring a pet owner did not want. What we honestly need is a law making it illegal to sell or giveaway un-fixed animals to anyone who is not a registered animal breeder or to own an unfixed animal if you are not a registered animal breeder.

    4. Re:Puppy Mills by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Shelter animals are not primarily animals that were lost or ran away. Primarily they are the result of offspring a pet owner did not want. What we honestly need is a law making it illegal to sell or giveaway un-fixed animals to anyone who is not a registered animal breeder or to own an unfixed animal if you are not a registered animal breeder.

      Pet DRM. Don't Copy That Doggy!

  35. So you can eat it but not feed it? by mrnick · · Score: 1

    ahhh yeah that's so humane! LOL

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  36. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by SteelAngel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In San Francisco, and other so called 'liberal' bastions, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer. So if the elites are tree-hugging PETA members, then they want to fashion society in that image, regardless of the hypocracy and stupidity it causes. One could say that all social engineering is applying a first order linear model to a chaotic system and then crying about how the results don't work.

    How this is different than theocracy, I don't know.

  37. Wait... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Now, are these people actually the "OMG Teh Petz is slavery!!!" morons, or are they holding the much less unreasonable position that:

    a) "Farm" dogs/cats (bred for sale) tend to suffer from poor health and poor treatment in the pet stores and

    b) Every pet bought at a pet store is a rescue that gets the needle?

    If the former, then yes. Fuck the nutters sideways with a chainsaw. Three cats and formerly a dog (RIP, buddy), all rescues, and damn if I don't enjoy their company more than most people's...

    1. Re:Wait... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      The pet industry is about 80% evil, and demand for their product is built on circumventing the supply available at the shelter.

    2. Re:Wait... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I have found that rescue pets once use to a new home and settled are very loving as so many of them were neglected or abandoned. My mom has had a number of rescue cats over the years (5 over the last 20) and once they realized that they were safe, or going to be fed every day they were very affectionate. Personally I would love to see the dogs bread for show done away with as this has done the most harm as they tend to be such sickly animals as they only select for looks not abilities and health.

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    3. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's due to the puppy mills and overcrowded shelters. I guess the theory is that demands for pets would be completely satisfied by the shelters which sounds fine to me. Then again, I'm going on 10 years with my rescue dog.

    4. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Our society is supersaturated in pets. Every additional pet bred means that (broady of course, there are exceptions) another stray will be put to death.

      Sure, there are some people who will only own a pet if it is specially bred, and there are functional special cases like working dogs, who are bred to highly specific standards. But for the most part, the pet breeding industry significantly adds to the incredible scale of mass killing of stray/abandoned pet species year in and year out.

    5. Re:Wait... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The pet industry is about 80% evil, and demand for their product is built on circumventing the supply available at the shelter.

      The video game industry is about 80% evil, and demand for their product is built on circumventing the used supply available at Gamestop. The Gamestop supply has to come from somewhere.

    6. Re:Wait... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it doesn't have to be euthanized if it doesn't sell within 3 weeks.

  38. In other news, SF outlaws heterosexual coupling... by crath · · Score: 1

    In other news, SF outlaws heterosexual coupling... citing the fact that it can lead to pregnancy and childbirth. People as not responsible to care for children, and so hetero-sex must be stopped!

  39. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by McNihil · · Score: 1

    Isn't that already on the endangered species list?

  40. More PETA gubbish. by compro01 · · Score: 2

    More PETA gubbish.

    I really wish they would go away, and I'm a vegetarian myself.

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  41. Pet Stores to turn Grocer? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    So Petco changes its name to Exotic Foods Co., adds a curious looking butcher department and nothing changes. Mean while bolstered by Exotic Foods Co's new direction various ethnic restaurants start adding hamster, guinea pigs, dog, horse, etc. to the menu.

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    1. Re:Pet Stores to turn Grocer? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Petco doesn't sell cats and dogs. They invite the rescue organizations to bring adoptable animals to the store.

  42. Mercer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how ironic, i wonder what Buster Friendly will have to say about this.

  43. Time for a meme by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Time for an outdated meme to become real:

    http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/bkmethod.html

    It doesn't walk, fly, swim, crawl or slither.

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  44. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't own animals maaaannnnn!

  45. Fuck small operators. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Small operators should switch to doing other businesses.

    not everything can be justified because people make money off of it. this is what has brought our civilization to this upside down state, on the brink of collapse.

    1. Re:Fuck small operators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small operators should switch to doing other businesses.

      So you outright admit that you favor big business, and want it to be favored by the government at absolutely all costs. You'll try to deny it, but you can NEVER take back the confession you just made.

    2. Re:Fuck small operators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mind your own business

  46. Trivial workaround. by manutter51 · · Score: 2

    All that pet stores need to do is give away cooking instructions with every pet sold. Not their fault if you happen to decide not to eat it after you get it home. Sheesh.

  47. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by smitty777 · · Score: 2

    Why stop there? Just ban pet ownership and take care of the whole problem.

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  48. Ridiculous? by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

    So, what's to stop one from just going to the next town over and buying a pet there? All I can see this doing is reducing tax revenue for the city by killing local sales and businesses, and inconveniencing pet-buyers.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If you could get to another town, would you even live in SF?

      I wouldn't. It's dirty, it's cold, and full of people who are either completely disconnected from the universe or perpetually surly because they're paying 4X what their apartment is worth, even though it's covered in toxic mold.

      If it weren't for the gays spiffing it up, it'd be as livable as Detroit.

    2. Re:Ridiculous? by firewrought · · Score: 1

      So, what's to stop one from just going to the next town over and buying a pet there?

      Getting the law passed may not be their true objective here: instead, they may just be playing for media attention and mindshare. (We are, after all, here talking about it on slashdot, even if we're pretty unanimous that it's batsh*t crazy.)

      Of course, in the best case they get a toe-hold in SanFran through this law, put a few breeders out of business, prevent a few casual pet purchases... and from that victory, they raise more funding, more public awareness, and more momentum to spur the troops into launching similar legislation effort elsewhere. At some point (in their fantasies), a critical mass of influencers come to perceive the inherit justice of the cause and all pile into help realize the glorious ideal.

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    3. Re:Ridiculous? by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 1

      Ummm....housing is cheap in Detroit.

  49. "Nice Beaver" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I say something bad about them would it be considered a HPAP smear?

  50. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by canajin56 · · Score: 1

    Anemones are flowers. You might think it's being pedantic, but lions, horses, and cucumbers would all like to remind you that the "sea" part of the name is quite important ;)

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  51. Re:Curious by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

    How is it not crazy and silly? More importantly, what problem is this supposed to fix? Are pets sometimes mistreated? Then legislate and prosecute that. Are pets bred for sale under crappy conditions? Then legislate and prosecute that. Or are all pets bred and kept under horrible conditions? In that case, just ban pet ownership. But I will go so far as to call this proposal crazy and silly indeed.

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  52. So if you by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, I plan on eating my dog. Sell me a dog. What, are they going to make an additional law saying that you must eat your pets if you say you will? How about a law saying that pets must be stamped with a "best before" date? Or here's one, make it so you have to eat your pet in public or better yet, slaughter the animal when the credit card is swiped.

    These legislators are stupid. Their state is completely broke, yet they have time to dream up bullshit like this. Congratulations on putting pet stores out of business (although surprisingly I'm sure that big-box pet food/supply retailers will be just fine) and causing people to travel out of state to buy their animals. Here's a tip. If puppy mills are a problem (and they can be), then GO AFTER THE DAMNED PUPPY MILLS.

    I bought my dog at a pet store because no breeder currently had her breed. Yes, perhaps she came from a puppy mill. But she's the happiest dog in the world now (despite my sig) and I certainly wouldn't exchange her for any other dog now that we've gotten to know each other.

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    1. Re:So if you by luther349 · · Score: 1

      first off the puppy mill crap is a peta lie. a lie they got cought in. many pet store are with the aspca they get there puppys and dogs from them from people who simply didnt whant them. in fact i had my naber just do this his dog had 6 puppys he was gonna give to the local shelter, i had him call the aspca insteed not only did they take the sogs they showed up in persion to get them. all peta does is bitch and mone they do nothing else to help.

    2. Re:So if you by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      These legislators are stupid. Their state is completely broke, yet they have time to dream up bullshit like this...

      They have time because they have nothing else to do. When a jurisdiction goes broke, and it is no longer capable of doing what its citizens require of it, it will create the masquerade of governance via instituting bans on various things.

      I can't remember who said it, but I remember years ago reading someone who suggested that any politician recommending a ban on anything should do so with a noose around their neck. The citizens can then decide in a rather direct fashion what to do about the ban and/or its proponent.

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    3. Re:So if you by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      PETA's argument would be to point out that, somewhere, there's the carcass of a dog (of a different breed) that would have also been the happiest dog in the world and you also would have grown to love, except that dog was born despite human effort (at spaying/neutering), then maybe suffered at the end of its life, while your dog was created on purpose and (maybe) suffered at the beginning of its life.

      I've never been particularly attached to any given breed to want one that badly right now instead of waiting for one to show up at a rescue facility, but obviously other opinions differ.

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    4. Re:So if you by eht · · Score: 1

      Many places ban eating animals that most people would consider "pet" type animals. There is no nationwide ban on cat or dog meat in the US, but there is one for horse meat, Germany banned dog meat since 1986, South Australia has banned cat and dog since 2004. These may have been repealed, but laws like this are not uncommon and there may be individual state laws in the US.

    5. Re:So if you by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I've never been particularly attached to any given breed to want one that badly right now instead of waiting for one to show up at a rescue facility, but obviously other opinions differ.

      Well the breed is dictated by my wife's allergies and our small city condo, and the "right now" part had a lot to do with my coming back from a month in an intensive care unit - we'd been talking about getting a dog for over a year but never gotten around to doing it - so it wasn't a completely impulsive act. However emotionally I think this was exactly when we needed her to come into our lives.

      Anyway we've had her for a couple months now and I never want to go back. As I write she is sleeping comfortably in my lap - so comfortably in fact that when I came back from the bathroom she just stared at me until I picked her up again. While I understand the rational argument that somehow I am "supporting" cruelty because I possibly bought a puppy mill dog, at some point a line of responsibility has to be drawn. You could also complain about the municipalities and law enforcement that allows said operations to continue, despite animal cruelty laws. You can't expect me to change the world for you - if I didn't buy her, someone else would have. AFAIK pet stores don't throw dogs away when they reach a certain age. They are there until they get sold.

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    6. Re:So if you by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      You can't expect me to change the world for you

      I usually word it as "I can't save the world myself", but yeah I understand. I do what I can and don't worry about the big things I can't fix.

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    7. Re:So if you by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I can't remember who said it, but I remember years ago reading someone who suggested that any politician recommending a ban on anything should do so with a noose around their neck. The citizens can then decide in a rather direct fashion what to do about the ban and/or its proponent.

      Sounds like that would work in reverse from intention. I (and I hope most people) would want to spare the politician's life unless the law was totally heinous (like everyone must eat their first born son). So a lot of "really bad, but better than killing a person" laws would get passed. Better to have the gallows be a euphemism for losing their job.

    8. Re:So if you by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'm no saint, but I have contributed personally and in my way to make this world better - at least for some people. I'm no stranger to charity (and I don't mean giving $10 to the red cross I mean real, personal, time consuming charity). But I refuse to be perfect on demand for someone else's whims - that's called politics and it's a pack of lies anyway.

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  53. How about flagellates and ciliates? by h1q · · Score: 1

    Damn. There goes my protozoa business.

  54. Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2z2lTUR5Ao

  55. creates bad image by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    Whether you agree or not, I think such proposals will simply add more fuel to those that say all them SF people are nutjobs. This will impact future ideas/programs/conferences/whatever put forth by the city even if it is generally accepted and considered good ideas. There may be large groups or companies planning a SF conference (or perhaps hosting Olympic Games) but oh no, they may say, "uhmmm, them SF folks sure are nutzoid, maybe we should look into another city."

    I think they need to look at proposals more carefully and see how it will impact the city 20, 30, 40 years from now. Pet ban sale may not do a whole lot over the long run. Also will have to deal with "pirated pets" and "illegal sales" which may lead to greater problems (i.e. pot is illegal and contributes to costly drug wars).

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  56. Impressive... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Even if one were to accept the (dubious) notion that pet-dom is an unpleasant experience for pets, their criteria seem absurdly broad. Banning based on type of locomotion, rather than, say, neural net complexity, means freaking out more or less equally about the treatment of everything from arthropods and annelids with some degree of stimulus response up to great apes(while more or less arbitrarily allowing you to buy and slaughter anything culturally sanctioned as edible).

    The idea seems profoundly divorced from anything resembling actual concern for animal welfare.

  57. I can guess where the impetous comes from by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    I have a friend or two who are vets and who blog. Judging from their blogs, breeders are the scum of the earth. They won't learn enough about the animals they breed to do the basic things necessary to keep them healthy. They won't pay the vet they call in when things go wrong. They refuse to let the vet treat the animals if it would cost them money or even just make their lives a little inconvenient.

    Now, I'm guessing there are good breeder's out there. And I'm guessing those breeders have vet visits that are much less frequent and angst filled and so don't result in diatribes on blogs. But I don't know how to tell whether or not an animal came from a breeder who cared, or one who didn't. It's hard to vote with my wallet.

    I think this law is very dumb. But there is a real evil here.

    1. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      I sometimes volunteer for a pet rescue organization, and also hang out with many people who spend way too much time doing same; also, my daughter works for a vet and is studying to become one, so I've got more than a little hearsay evidence in this area.

      I can tell you the problem isn't ALL the evil pet sellers, it's the large chain stores (PETCO & PetSmart) who are the real problem, and the mall-based chains (Furry Babies) are even worse. They buy from breeders from all over (think rural Kentucky) based on one thing - cost. Sure, local demographics and the latest Disney movie affect which animals/breeds are most popular, but cost is the end-all. They're not interested in the animal's health or well-being, they just want a low unit-cost. With your new pet you get a coupon for a free (or reduced) exam and initial shots to a local vet they've arm-twisted with a promise of increased volume and the age-old argument "if you don't do it, someone else will". If the new pet dies from genetic or other health reasons inside of 90 days, you get a replacement, same as with a factory defect in a manufactured item.

      So you can see the incredible unrelenting pressure this puts on the breeders to spare no expense to produce a healthy, happy animal. /sarcasm

    2. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Why is it evil? Are you implying that animals have rights? Good luck with that argument.

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    3. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You're full of it. PetSmart doesn't sell from breeders. Can't speak for PetCo firsthand, but they seem to have the same policy. They have space where the various local places can put up rescues for adoption. BIG difference.

       

    4. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I don't have to appeal to an animal rights argument.

      It's evil because the people buying the pet receive a pet who's been treated poorly, may have behavioral issues resulting from this, and who may also have various health problems. And it's very hard for people to do the research in order to get a pet who doesn't have these problems.

    5. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I don't know how to tell whether or not an animal came from a breeder who cared, or one who didn't. It's hard to vote with my wallet.

      Breeders these days tend to have web sites, usually showing off the accomplishments of their more distinguished animals (at least in the case of dogs). You could also visit them in person and see the conditions first-hand and meet some of their animals. For pure-breed dogs, you can expect a full ancestry as well as medical and temperament evaluations. The breeder should be familiar with any genetic abnormalities (particularly potentially fatal drug interactions) common to the breed and should give guidelines on care and feeding. Good breeders are usually well-versed on genetics, nutrition, training, socialization, etc. and this should be fairly easy to evaluate. If the breeder works out of the back of a truck in the mall parking lot, you're probably not dealing with someone who cares about the animals.

      Of course, if you go through a store or a middle-man, it's a crap shoot (usually with loaded dice). If the animal can't be traced back to a breeder, you're basically dealing with a shelter/rescue animal, in which case you're better off going through a shelter or rescue group. While these groups can't give you the full genetic history, they will make sure the animals are healthy and of the proper temperament to be placed in a home (rescue groups will also typically evaluate your home to make sure it is suitable for the animal, though some groups take this a bit too far). When an animal gets to that point, it's usually because someone took on more responsibility than they could handle, which often translates into problems for the animal. Without proper evaluation and training/rehabilitation, the animals could be dangerous or destructive in their new home. And don't be fooled by those calm and lazy animals you see in pet stores, they may be sedated to counteract the overstimulation of a store environment (and all bets are off when the sedatives wear off).

    6. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      So it's because they're selling a defective product?

      If there's a real problem that needs to be addressed perhaps there should be some more oversight with the breeders. Like required educational courses, a license, and perhaps even inspections from a vet (these might exist in some states, I don't know much about it). Either way, banning pet sales doesn't seem to be a solution to the problem. It would just create a black market where the pets are treated worse, which likely leads to more behavioral/health issues.

      I still think it's a little hyperbolic calling the situation evil. Shady, perhaps, but evil is 'profoundly immoral and malevolent.' I don't think the breeders do these things because they get off on it or because they want to set their customers up to get bit or funnel money into the vets, they're just in it for the money and it costs more time, money, and effort to breed in a way that is completely legitimate and takes the animal's welfare into account. Hell, the food industry used to be run half-assed because it saved the industry a buck. That was real evil. Anytime the government takes a hands-off approach to any market, whether it be food or housing or finance or whatever, it becomes a race to the bottom to lower costs.

      It's a tough thing to balance: allowing people to have the freedom to raise pets and breed them versus ensuring that the breeders aren't selling pets with severe problems. A friend of mine got a cat from the humane society and its paws are facing one another like it's extremely pigeon-toed and it has no tail. The people at the humane society said it was probably because some breeder kept inbreeding them and throwing out the deformed ones (he picked that cat among the healthy ones b/c he thought it was an opportunity to teach his child about disabilities). So yeah, I see how it can be a problem, but I do disagree with calling it evil.

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    7. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I agree that 'evil' was a bit hyperbolic. I should be a little more careful about throwing around that word.

    8. Re:I can guess where the impetous comes from by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      And, I secretly believe animals have rights, but I do not think that extends to the right not to be bought or sold. I prefer to avoid making arguments on these grounds because they get into moral territory that's thorny and tricky to navigate. So if I can find an argument based on moral principles that are already well established and understood, I prefer those.

  58. It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by RobinEggs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those advocating the ban need to speak with some archeologists and evolutionary anthropologists before making their decisions. These experts now believe that cats and dogs adopted humans as companions, and not the other way around. With cats, agrarian life led to grain storage, which attracted rodents, and some kitties evolved to play nice with humans in order to access all the tasty mice in human settlements. For dogs I don't remember the whole story off-hand.

    It was a valid evolutionary step for many animals to prefer and enjoy the company of people; banning pet "ownership" merely leaves dozens of cat and dog sub-species without their proper habitat and social environment.

    1. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by blair1q · · Score: 1

      They aren't preventing pet ownership.

      They're preventing pet-breeding business.

      You can still whelp a litter of pups and give them away free.

    2. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs came from packs of wolves that used to follow humans around and eat their left overs. They learned it was easier to let the humans do all the hunting, and they would just wait for the humans to leave, and eat the scraps. Over time, this led to them being less aggressive, protective of their food supply (aka humans), and smart humans learned to give them treats if they did what the human wanted.

    3. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a contentious claim, e.g. they could survey literature and find better evidenced competing theories about domestication. In fact, the only way you could spout such a conclusive position is perhaps because you saw a single intriguing paper featured on a blog. e.g. no honest review of the literature would lead one to adopt this conclusion.

    4. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by luther349 · · Score: 1

      dogs are a a pack animal. they hang around anything long enough they acccept it as there pack. in the case of humans they see you as the pack leader being you provide everything for them,

    5. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned in another post, dogs were wolves/coyotes that had their most vicious traits bred out of them by humans. When you breed out behavioral traits there are corresponding physical traits that will change as well. This can be done in a relatively short period of time, as demonstrated by silver foxes:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

      Here's the gist of it: Russians bred these foxes for the fur and they wanted them to be more passive because the handlers got bit all the time. So they bred the most passive ones and not the aggressive ones, and after only a few generations their physical traits changed and they began acting more like domesticated dogs.

      With cats, the theory you present seems more plausible as there is only an acute difference between house cats and wildcats. But compare a lapdog to a wolf. It's hard to believe that the one is derived from the other (which is probably why most people don't realize it).

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    6. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      Dinosaurs were majestic and noble and all, but their reign was cut short when their weaknesses were exposed. it's their descendants, the chickens, that have become one of the most successful species in the history of the planet. Their edge? They evolved to taste real good. Think we would let an asteroid impact make chickens go extinct? We'd do everything in our power to stop it.

    7. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by Sectoid_Dev · · Score: 1

      Dogs have a pack mentality, so it's only necessary for the human to achieve alpha status in order to get the dogs to do something useful like herding, guarding, hunting or pulling a sled. Like you said, cats are into their humans for how it benefits them, which makes it clear which is the smartest of the three.

      Full Disclosure: I am in servitude to a couple of cats with Jedi mind powers of cuteness.

    8. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then we have to consider the cats and dogs as the oppressors. They are victimizing humans by forcing them to deal with dirty habitats such as cleaning up fecal matter and washing and grooming the animals, as well as being forced to live with in a confined area. You are limited to live homes and apartments that allow cats if one of them has decided to domesticate you.

      The only solution is to make a law against cats and dogs themselves from becoming "owned" by people. We also can't use existing police forces to enforce this, since that would be cruelty against humans, enforcing them to work in ways that violate their natural instinctual living. We need to employ the service of free roaming cats and dogs to locate and target these opportunistic flea bags.

      I think PETA would agree with me here, the only punishment fitting for cruelty and enslavement of another living being is death of the oppressor. Therefore, we must employ the final solution of training and arming wild animals to kill our pet dogs and cats in the name of all that is good.

    9. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      No, nobody breeds pets in SF. They're just moving a few stores that sell those pets to Oakland, Sausalito, and San Mateo in a symbolic gesture to gain publicity for PETA.

    10. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      From a fixed pound dog? Two results: either people will start purposefully not spay/neuter their pets (so that friends can have pets too), or there will be scarcity (which raises value, especially in a black market scenario).

    11. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Dinosaurs were majestic and noble and all, but their reign was cut short when their weaknesses were exposed. it's their descendants, the chickens, that have become one of the most successful species in the history of the planet. Their edge? They evolved to taste real good. Think we would let an asteroid impact make chickens go extinct? We'd do everything in our power to stop it.

      Including cook and eat the progenitor of Goblox, the future leader of the turkey rebellion against the Master Chickens of the year 9595.

    12. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I allow my dogs to have cats because I'd rather have cats around then rats (barely) and I have a bunch of fruit trees in the yard.

      Your cats might not carry their weight but through most of history cats did.

      My dogs cats keep the place rodent free and keep the dogs entertained while I'm at work. Mostly they ignore me (unless begging for scraps of food).

      These cats may be the exception because they 'think' they are dogs.

      That said cats don't think like people or even dogs. They are just a bundle of instincts and bad attitude.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    13. Re:It's More Cruel to *Prevent* Pet Ownership by cffrost · · Score: 1

      For dogs I don't remember the whole story off-hand.

      Similar integration as cats; just replace mice with animal scraps.

      --
      Thank you, Edward Snowden.

      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
  59. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    I just want to know if kittens with no legs will be legal...

  60. California Never Learns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just helps reinforce the state's reputation as anti-business. Just what it needs.

    1. Re:California Never Learns by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      This just helps reinforce the state's reputation as anti-business. Just what it needs.

      And encourages those who want to build a wall around California to keep stupid people out of the rest of America.

    2. Re:California Never Learns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like trying to keep sand out of the rest of sahara.

  61. Dear Angry Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It says you can't SELL animals, not that you can't give them away. This is to stop factory farming of pets, not ban having pets altogether.

    Please read the article and engage your brain before posting in future.

    1. Re:Dear Angry Idiot by 0123456 · · Score: 0

      It says you can't SELL animals, not that you can't give them away. This is to stop factory farming of pets, not ban having pets altogether.

      Here's an idea. If you want to do that you could, you know, like, dude, ban factory farming of pets.

      All this pointless law will do is ensure that when people want to buy a pet they'll have to drive a few miles to the nearest pet store outside Moscow-on-Sea. Or drive to the bad part of town and buy it from a street corner dog-dealer.

    2. Re:Dear Angry Idiot by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's an idea. If you want to do that you could, you know, like, dude, ban factory farming of pets.

      As a city legislature, you can only ban puppy mills within the city limits. That doesn't stop a pet store within your city limits from importing animals from out of state puppy mills (and in fact I'm reasonably certain there are no puppy mills within the 49 square miles of San Francisco, except perhaps pit bull breeding for illegal dog fighting). Most puppy mills are located in the Midwest -- Missouri, I'm looking at you. Similarly, a city can't pass laws regulating interstate commerce; in other words, there's nothing it can do to stop a pet store from buying from out of state puppy mills. The only thing the city can do that will prevent stores from buying from puppy mills is to ban pet stores, which is what the law proposes.

      In my experience, few pet lovers in San Francisco buy purebred dogs as it is. There is a strong SPCA culture here, where I would say the majority of people adopt dogs and cats from shelters (or get kittens or puppies from friends).

      If you really must have a specific breed, however, there's nothing stopping you from driving 20 minutes across the Bay Bridge to buy one. Hopefully, however, the law will make you think twice about whom you buy from, and that you'll be reminded to deal with breeders whose operations you've personally inspected and whose bona fides are sound.

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    3. Re:Dear Angry Idiot by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Your logic and reason will fall of deaf ears, I'm afraid. American's don't care about animal suffering as long as they can have their fluffy little critter around to entertain them, or their tasty hamburger to fill that void inside where a soul should live...

  62. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by smitty777 · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod! I work at the Actiniaria Rescue Shelter.

    --
    "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish"
    Albert Einstein
  63. PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read this aloud to my wife, and our 10lb yorkie-poo dog just walked over to me and said "If those goddamn animal activist hippies think they're going to make me live outdoors, they're fucking crazy."

    Then he took his surgically-fixed knee, went back to his comfortable place on his knitted afghan in our predator free air-conditioned home, stopping by for a bite of nutritionally-balanced dog food and a sip of parasite-free drinking water, and proceeded to fall back asleep for his 20-hours-out-of-every-24 rest pattern.

    --
    -Styopa
    1. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by blair1q · · Score: 1

      A talking dog!

      How much you want for him?

    2. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not that I support this proposal, but your Yorkie-poo is not an outdoor creature. The outdoor creature from which he is derived is probably a wolf. I am forever astonished at what, over time, has been made from wolves, perhaps with a ton of merciless "culling" of puppies.

      Now, suppose that some alien culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves as your dog is. How would you feel about that? If the wolf were more intelligent, maybe he'd feel that way about your dog.

    3. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      suppose that some alien culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves as your dog is.

      This would explain a lot

    4. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh dude, the wolves chose US, the humans. They became our hunting partners and guardians. Over time, they were friendlier and friendlier, and their tails curled as a genetic side effect. Any "culling" of the unfriendly wolf puppies was done by mother nature herself.

    5. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

      Now, suppose that some alien culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves

      That's already happened. They dumped them all back in San Francisco...

      --
      Be gone from my sight or prepare to feel my flaming wraith!
    6. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our hairy retarded love slave breeding overlords.

    7. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would depend? are the love slaves human? or some sub species created from human?

    8. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by LordOfTheNoobs · · Score: 1

      I assure you people killed any puppies that were malformed, disobedient or dangerous to their owners. _We_ were the environment the animals had to adapt to. That said, I do not think this was wrong of us, nor do I think we need to forgo our animal husbanding ways. Except Mr Perens of course. Your dog is not a love slave, Mr Perens.

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      They're there affecting their effect.
    9. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Okay, that he can talk is impressive, but either he can't read, or he's already a proper slashdotter and doesn't RTFA. If he did, he'd know that this law makes it so that you can't sell him, or his offspring, although giving him/them away is still perfectly fine, as is taking him/them to a shelter for adoption. Nobody is talking about making having pets illegal, only selling them, with the intent being to discourage puppy-mills. Mr. Yorkie-poo could continue to lie on the couch watching Lassie reruns while eating kibbles 'n bits until his next appointment with his physical therapist. Btw; hope his knee is feeling better.

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      Some bring out the best in others, some the worst. Some bring out far more.
    10. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by shadowrat · · Score: 1

      We tend to anthropomorphize what an animal would want. Your story is what we wouldn't want to see. We really have no way of knowing what life a wolf wants for it's offspring. I have a coworker who brings her yorkie into work. He sits on a pillow all day with bows in his hair. He gets special treats and tons of affection. I often wonder, does the dog feel like the slave or the master? How do you know a wolf wouldn't see this little wolf as something who has managed to achieve dominance over the single most fearsome and destructive species on the planet?

    11. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      From an evolutionary perspective, there is no doubt that dogs are tremendously successful. Especially considering the habitat destruction. Felis domesticus too, the habitat pressure is so great on the big cats that the local police shot a California Lion on the street by Chez Panisse. It would have had to walk half a mile downhill through suburb to get there.

    12. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I certainly wouldn't want to set them "free," as they would then be uncooperative and a burden upon me and mine, as opposed to the off-world species that was all too happy to take them in the first place.

    13. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Made Black People Look How We Wanted Too. Take a look at a fine specimen like Terry Crews, very attractive black man. WE DID IT.

      The land you live on was stolen from some Indians, what if space aliens came down from AidSpacia and gave you space aids, and your population is mostly devastated ? YOU WOULDN'T CARE, you are now a lifeless diseased corpse fit for a mass grave, abandonment or perhaps for hurling over and into fortifications with a trebuchet or catapult. I'm very sure ancient men cared strongly for the rights of animals, given how much of an easy ride they had with all that free time to think about the ethical implications of things.

      We are natural too, and looking at the current was the American government is going, I would say our claims to being better than the animals are very much in doubt. Jesus H. Christ, you can look into the history of anything and find horror, the important point is that we are all here now and should make the best of it.

    14. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by revlayle · · Score: 1

      I'd probably be pretty happy about it - specifically, bred to be happy about it and wouldn't give a damn. Would I get scritches too?

    15. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by SydShamino · · Score: 2

      Did you see the recent National Geographic story about the fox domestication experiment that's been running in Russia for the last 50 years? Here's that article and another about the program:
      http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/03/taming-wild-animals/ratliff-text/1
      http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/807641/posts

      In short, with a program that only looks for "tameness" (i.e. does a given animal accept or reject food and petting from a human, measured twice in their life with minimal other human contact), in just 50 years they've bred fully domesticated foxes. The link above points out that some of their domesticated animals have escaped and returned, but that even in this short time they doubt any of them could survive on their own.

      The N.G. magazine article included many more photos of some of the foxes. Many of the domesticated group have started being born mottled, with floppy ears, etc., which surprised the researchers because they never included animal appearance in their selection process. From this they conclude that the genetics for some of the traits of domesticated dogs are expressed from the same genes that drive tameness, instead of being complementary features that humans also bred for.

      The N.G. article also mentioned that, at the same time, they've been breeding a group of foxes for their lack of tameness (i.e. worst reaction to humans). These are now the most vicious, snarling foxes they've ever seen.

      This is the best quote, with my comments in brackets:

      As for Mavrik, Luda Mekertycheva [the reporter's translator] was so enthralled by the chestnut-colored fox and another playmate that she decided to adopt them. They arrived at her dacha outside of Moscow a few months later, and not long after, she emailed me an update. "Mavrik and Peter jump on my back when I kneel to give them food, sit when I pet them, and take vitamins from my hand," she wrote. "I love them a lot."

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    16. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by celle · · Score: 1

      "hairy retarded love slaves"

      Bruce,
            You do realize what board you're speaking on right? For many slashdotters "hairy retarded love slaves" is about all they can hope for. (comment sexually agnostic for current generation but older generations it's mostly(I think) women love slaves)

      Celle

    17. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by celle · · Score: 1

      "Mavrik and Peter jump on my back when I kneel to give them food...."

      Wait till they get bigger. It will get old quick when they start creating welts in your back. I know from experience as I have lots of cats that do the same thing.

    18. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, suppose that some [alternate] culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves as your dog is. How would you feel about that?

      I take if you've never been to a furry convention then?

    19. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      I saw. That short a period makes it clear that dogs could have self-selected for tameness in evolving symbiosis with man, and human-driven breeding only came later.

    20. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, suppose that some alien culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves as your dog is. How would you feel about that? If the wolf were more intelligent, maybe he'd feel that way about your dog.

      From my point of view an alien culture is free to come to Earth and take away as many PETA members as they can carry. They can also take Code Pink, Ron Paul supporters, and people who believe what they read at Prison Planet and Rense. I don't care what they do with them. Breed them into hairy love slaves, eat them, use them as pet food, or just toss them out the airlock... it really doesn't matter to me.

      As for how I would feel about that? I'd probably write them a Thank You note, and to be quite honest I'm not in the habit of doing that but in this case I could put forth the effort and write a very nice note.

    21. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If the wolf were more intelligent"

      That's pretty much the problem w/ this kind of anthropomorphising.

      Both your example and this stupid law.

    22. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point - domestic animals would *not* be made to live on their own/in the wild or whatever, as 1) they've been bred out of 'wildness' for centuries now and 2) they would be an introduced species into the habitat, wreaking havoc on the local wildlife. Rather, the current populations would be sterilized and the average domestic animal allowed to live out its life as it was - but no more breeding.

    23. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, so lets ban animals that are completely dependent on us. If we do the result is probably that they all go extinct.

    24. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think you'll find that the dog in question evolved / was bred from other canids, not wolves. There aren't as many varieties of wild canids as there used to be, so it's not easy to point to an example, but there are wild African dogs (no, not ferals) and foxes, as examples that aren't wolves.

      Your argument is like suggesting domestic cats were bred from lions. They might share a common ancestor a long way back, but domestic cats came from a much smaller feline. It's easier to see with felines, because there are a lot more wild feline species, many of them much smaller. Strangely, we see less differentiation in size of domestic cats vs size of domestic dogs; maybe that's because breeding a domestic cat to the size of a leopard could be, um, not conducive to a long life for the breeder?

      BTW: I got my cats from a breeder who raised kittens in a clean family environment (to ensure they were socialised before reaching their new home). My cats lived entirely indoors, to avoid them being a threat to local wildlife. They lived long happy lives, longer than average for their breed.

    25. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as we're little more than comparatively hairless, domesticated, smaller, weaker versions of our ancient ancestors, I wouldn't feel all that different than I do now.....

      Humans choose to be slaves to each other now (many don't choose that yet remain slaves - that's a different question.) - should we disallow that purely because our ancient neolithic ancestors wouldn't choose to be someones slave? Or should we disallow it because some humans are so damaged they can't conceive that others would make a choice they wouldn't?

      Since we can't know what the dog/cat/whatever actually wants, the best we can do is to treat them well - this does not involve culling millions of them cause PETA has a bug up their collective arses. And in some cases, such as snakes, treating them well can involve feeding other live animals to them - though personally I give the mouse a fighting chance of escape, which at least gives the snake something to occupy it's time with (though I'm not sure on it's personal preference...?).

      Puppy Mills are a good cause to fight against - but it requires a surgical strike on that area - not a carpet bomb on every thing that slithers, crawls or slimes.

    26. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Bruce, btw I thought you were great in Revolution OS.

      Now, suppose that some alien culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves as your dog is. How would you feel about that? If the wolf were more intelligent, maybe he'd feel that way about your dog.

      Humans, most likely didn't exactly kidnap wolves. I suspect that a relationship of convenience arose because of mutual benefit. The less aggressive wolves were tolerated near human settlements. The wolves receiving the benefit of scraps of food that the humans didn't eat and the humans receiving the benefit of the wolves chasing off more dangerous animals.

      The Russians did experiments with the domestication of wild foxes and found that is could be accomplished in a surprisingly short amount of time. Selective breeding led to domestic foxes in about 26 years.

      Back to the point, I do wonder if Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon men would regard us as simply a different race or tribe of humanity or as a completely different animal. If the rest of the animal kingdom is to be a guide, the males would want to screw our women right after they bash our skulls in.

      The OP's yorkie poo would most likely be perfectly acceptable as a pup factory if it's a female and if it's a male, it would make a snack.

      In the case of modern humans, the separation of geography that lead to the different races of humanity still hasn't changed our nature. Men from every group want to have sex with women from every group. Would it really matter if the differentiation was caused by geography or alien intervention? I suspect not. I'd consider boning an alien chick, just for the bragging rights.

      LK

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    27. Re:PETA: hated by 100% of house dogs by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      There is some chance that the fox docility genes are left over from archaic domestication. We can't be sure it's never happened before.

  64. If it includes crawling and slithering... by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    I guess we'll have to release half of congress into the wild. Which is all good because nothing tastes better than free range conservatives.

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    Care killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
    1. Re:If it includes crawling and slithering... by itchythebear · · Score: 1

      Only half? Guess we are eating the other half then...

      --
      If what I just said sounded like a troll, it was probably just a failed attempt at humor.
    2. Re:If it includes crawling and slithering... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      All of congress gets released into the Alaskan arctic wilderness buck naked.

      We eat the staff members. In a nice way for the hot young women.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  65. Man's best friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...kicked to the curb.

  66. Easily solved: silverfish, cockroaches, rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No, those aren't my pets. They're an infestation."

  67. Long term planning... by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

    I like my puppies domestic, free-range, and aged to natural perfection.
    They can't tell you WHEN to eat your pet... So eat them when you're good and ready. Until then, you're just stocking up for "later."

    --
    Something witty.
  68. governement by aahpandasrun · · Score: 1

    ...yet the same people would probably be against the Patriot Act because they don't want government interference in their lives. But the government is good when it supports a cause you believe in, right? Idiots.

    1. Re:governement by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      They don't want government interference in thier lives, but are perfectly happy to ask the government to interfere in your life. Laws which interfere with things they want to do are bad, laws that interfere with things they think you shouldn't do are good.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  69. Western mindset? by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal.

    Hey, uh, Mr. Gerrie... that is the western mindset, yes, but, uh... look where you are buddy.

    Multiple choice: In terms of which hemisphere it is, what the mindset is there, where it is in the US, and which coast it is on, where is San Francisco?
    A. North B. South C.East D. West

    Is this guy so loony that to him "Western mindset" is an indictment of some thought in and of itself? "Oh that's how we think in the UNITED STATES, so obviously that's the dumbest possible mindset." Is that what's going on here? "If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently." Yeah, but we don't, so why are you acting like we do or should?

    1. Re:Western mindset? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but we don't, so why are you acting like we do or should? Because he believes that all view points should be accepted and tolerated, as long as they agree with his.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    2. Re:Western mindset? by SteelAngel · · Score: 1

      Is this guy so loony that to him "Western mindset" is an indictment of some thought in and of itself? "Oh that's how we think in the UNITED STATES, so obviously that's the dumbest possible mindset." Is that what's going on here? "If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently." Yeah, but we don't, so why are you acting like we do or should?

      Yes. He is, in fact, that loony.

      To his mindset, something that is "western" is imperialist and evil, the source of all suffering in this world. If only those nasty "western" ideas and philosophies would just die out, we could live in a perfect Utopia like I heard in that John Lennon song once.

      Until, you know, the guys with guns from the "east" came along to ethnically cleanse you like they did to all the other infidels.

    3. Re:Western mindset? by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      "Oh that's how we think in the UNITED STATES, so obviously that's the dumbest possible mindset."

      He's the living proof.

    4. Re:Western mindset? by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think pointing out that the West is where the concept of animal welfare (humane societies) as a movement originates, as well as having a common assertion that humanity is the shepherd of all animal species (the Holy Bible). The West, and in particular the English-speaking West, has done more for animal welfare than any other group of peoples in history.

      I'd also point out that humans generally consider other humans to be living beings, and all societies treat fellow human beings in pretty awful manners.

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      The road to tyranny has always been paved with claims of necessity.
    5. Re:Western mindset? by luther349 · · Score: 1

      hey umm didnt myth busters prove fish are more intellent then we thought.

    6. Re:Western mindset? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but we don't, so why are you acting like we do or should? Because he believes that all view points should be accepted and tolerated, as long as they agree with his.

      I like to call that the "tyranny of tolerance". Just look at the things San Francisco has been in the news for lately: this, a proposed ban on circumcisions, etc. They claim to be tolerant and open, but only their version of tolerance; and if you aren't to the degree they would like, they will force you to do so.

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      The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
    7. Re:Western mindset? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      One of the most fun things is to argue with one of these "tolerant" people who will tell you that all points of view should be respected, that you should be accepting of people who view the world differently and that you shouldn't try and force your viewpoint on others. I always ask them if they truly believe that. Then I ask them why they are trying to force their viewpoint on me? My observation is that people who say that you should never try to force your beliefs on others are usually trying to force thier belief on others.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    8. Re:Western mindset? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      A lot of people seem to be fixated on self-deprecation, like they're trying to dump their own guilt on the rest of is.

      This idiot obviously hasn't done much traveling because if he had he would have realized that the "Western mindset" is actually far more protective of non-humans than the rest of the world.

      I've seen people in Asia, living in cramped apartments, buy large breed dogs and then leave them locked at home alone all day. It's also exceedingly common for people to spend several thousand on a pure breed, only to abandon it in the streets when it becomes too much of an inconvenience. You'd be shocked by the kinds of strays found wandering around. Laws in some countries have gotten better, but it's still a far cry from what we've got in the US. And it isn't just legislation, but the cultural mindset. It's common to find poison left out for strays. And abuse is rampant.

      I know about all this because my wife cared for stray cats. We had friends there who thought what my wife did was a ridiculous waste of time. Everyone she knew who also cared for strays agreed that Americans were far more caring towards animals.

      Actually, now that I think about it Mr. Gerrie wasn't engaged in self-deprecation. Rather, he was dumping on Americans in other to bolster his inflated sense of self. In his mind he's one of the enlightened few in a sea of ignorant morons. It's not terribly surprising that he's living in San Francisco.

    9. Re:Western mindset? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Yes... western mindset...

      Anytime I hear somebody talk "western mindset", I see somebody who's never actually left the West. Visiting urban 'westernized' cities in other parts of the world doesn't count.

      Documentaries on TV show what will get the target audience to sit through commericals. Audiences eat up documentaries that portray non-western cultures as idyllic, peaceful, and beautiful places to live, where there is more enlightenment and care for each other. Material that doesn't agree with the audience-demanded image of a better, greener, more ethical way to live doesn't make the cut.

      Filmmakers don't show you the world as it is: They show you the world you want to see so they can get paid.

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      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
    10. Re:Western mindset? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Indeed, though by that definition, I have never left the west. I was stunned to learn that Native Americans did not actually use all parts of the buffalo, that they actually ran whole herds off cliffs and left most of the carcasses there rotting.

      Why I ever thought that an entire race of people could all fit the saintly/disney descriptions I got taught in grade school is beyond me.

    11. Re:Western mindset? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My observation is that people who say that you should never try to force your beliefs on others are usually trying to force thier belief on others.

      I saw this best summed up as, "Tolerance has to exist on both sides. If it's only one way then it's not tolerance. It's submission."

  70. Too many pets anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have too many pets anyway; here in France it is a pandemic of dogs, dogs everywhere, cant go out for a peaceful walk without a dog in the way or some dog shit somewhere. Not small dogs either, also owners can't be arsed to follow the law and keep them on a leash.
    I have nothing against pets in general, but the amount is getting ridiculous.
    There should be limits, only so many pets per so many humans in an area.

    1. Re:Too many pets anyway by luther349 · · Score: 1

      well this isnt the issue where talking abought. its not abought a few bad owners letting a pack of dogs lose in a area and they become a isssue.

    2. Re:Too many pets anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here in France it is a pandemic of dogs, dogs everywhere

      To be fair most of those frog girls clean up pretty good.

      Once you get them into the habit of washing and shaving their pits they are doable. Until then I recommend total darkness.

  71. My new cat's name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "LUNCH"

    It's gonna look weird on a collar but it it keeps me legal.....

  72. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by doctormetal · · Score: 2

    That would be illegal as kittens without legs can fly. Only the landing is a bit difficult.

  73. Pet sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A city without legal sales of something generally has very little of that something. What little something it has becomes trafficked as a high, high price.

    Or is just transacted elsewhere and imported. Can't buy a dog in San Francisco? Hop down the road to just outside the city limits, get your dog, and head home.

    They'd be better off enacting a tax on animal sales if they really wanted to change something. The tax could be used as evidence of transfer and used to enforce living conditions and educate pet owners, thereby saving more lives than simply banning pet sales. Unfortunately, it's another tax. It's CA, though -- they ought to be accustomed to paying out the ass for everything.

    1. Re:Pet sales by luther349 · · Score: 1

      well no tax or law is gonna fix anything. how many people people acully buy a pet anyways. we normaly get them for free find them adopt them etc. dont forget peta does nothing more then lie and abuse animals themselfs to make good videos many memebers have come foward and said this and even got cought in the act a few times. yet somehow they still are allowed to try to pass laws rather then be told get out of my office.

  74. Soylent Red? by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

    We know what Soylent Green is. Does that make dogs and other pets Soylent Red? Or maybe Yellow?

    1. Re:Soylent Red? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      We know what Soylent Green is. Does that make dogs and other pets Soylent Red? Or maybe Yellow?

      Nope - it makes them the "15% flavor" that Taco Bell has been asserting. :p

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  75. They'd be doing a favor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know how expensive it is to buy pretty much anything in SF? By banning pet sales, it would just force me to go somewhere else and pay less than to support their various make no sense social programs. So go for it. Ban it. Please!

  76. Finally! by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    I've thought for a long time that something should be done to address the fact that people continue to buy animals from pet shops and puppy mills while perfectly good pets die by the thousands in pounds and shelters.

    Buying pets through commercial operations directly contributes to the suffering of thousands and thousands of pets every year. It contributes to this by reducing the market for shelter pets, and by providing a never ending source for more pets that end up at shelters for a variety of reasons (neglect, owner gets fed up, lost pets, etc).

    If the market for commercial pet operations was killed, it would likely greatly reduce the number of pets in shelters, and consequently could also lead to shelters becoming non-kill by alleviating the budget impact of running them.

    Perhaps this law is not the exact best way to address this problem, but I hope it will at least start the discussion among the general public, and perhaps it will eventually lead to better laws to address the issue.

    Another way that this situation could be helped would be to mandate that all animals were microchipped and spayed/neutered before being sold, and to mandate that all pet sellers were registered and regulated.

    1. Re:Finally! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this law is not the exact best way to address this problem, but I hope it will at least start the discussion among the general public, and perhaps it will eventually lead to better laws to address the issue.

      Start the discussion among the general public? This discussion has been going on for as long as I can remember. This is a bad law designed to solve a problem that is not amenable to solution by passing laws.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    2. Re:Finally! by Lysander7 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because forcing pet sales underground to an unregulated black market sounds like the most humane way to deal with animals.

    3. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've thought for a long time that something should be done to address the fact that people continue to buy animals from pet shops and puppy mills while perfectly good pets die by the thousands in pounds and shelters.

      Buying pets through commercial operations directly contributes to the suffering of thousands and thousands of pets every year. It contributes to this by reducing the market for shelter pets, and by providing a never ending source for more pets that end up at shelters for a variety of reasons (neglect, owner gets fed up, lost pets, etc).

      The personality of an animal is often determined by the early experiences in its life. I'm sure there are plenty of fine animals in need of homes, but I'd personally prefer to be there as mine developes and grows up.

      Another way that this situation could be helped would be to mandate that all animals were microchipped and spayed/neutered before being sold, and to mandate that all pet sellers were registered and regulated.

      Most towns require a person owning more than 2 or 3 animals to have a permit. This effectivly is registration, and they are regulated by animal abuse laws.

    4. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. And I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to see the corporate media and slashdot foaming at the mouth about "PETA wants to take away your pets". Look, laws against people being stupid are unlikely to be successful. But in this case we have people paying puppy mills for pets, and also paying to euthanize unadopted pets. So people can save money on both ends by simply adopting instead of buying. And that's what this bill aims to promote: adopt an animal that's already alive and needs a home rather than buy an animal that was bred for profit. Again, trying to legislate people into choosing a financially and morally superior choice is unlikely to succeed but you can't fault people for trying. If nothing else it raises the issues so people understand the choices involved.

  77. Does this include..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will this include lawyers and politicians?

    1. Re:Does this include..... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Nah, you already can't buy lawyers and politicians, you can only rent them.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
  78. jesus christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can understand puppies and kittens.. but FISH?

    but this is the same City looking to BAN CIRCUMCISION - it goes on the ballot this fall
    http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2077240,00.html

    SF politics is too much sometimes... City residents don't want BROADBAND because the boxes on the street look ugly.
    WHAT. THE. FUCK. San Francisco?

    I can't stand living here sometimes.

    1. Re:jesus christ by luther349 · · Score: 1

      alot of these major citys have simply gona off the deepend. look with the ecnomy crashing etc these retards in office knoe there on there way out for good. so before we fall into a depression there gonna fuck everyone as hard as they can.

  79. Forget the War on Drugs by airfoobar · · Score: 1

    Forget the War on Piracy. There's a new War in town: the War on Pets is finally here. If you are really quiet, you can hear millions of crazy cat ladies screaming in despair.

  80. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Laws in a theocracy must accord with some sacred book, an arbitrary measure. At least liberal societies argue their points and participate in the give-and-take of contemporary debate on ethics.

  81. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they can zone them out next, just like minorities are zoned out of most of the good areas of San Fransisco

    Are you aware that San Francisco is a majority asian population?

  82. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Keep your government hands off my pet rock!

  83. Regulation? by zero0ne · · Score: 2

    Why not just regulate the hell out of selling pets?

    Spend some money in research, and find out how and what you should regulate? Maybe instead of keeping newly born cats / dogs in a 2'x2'x2' cage, you are required to have 25sqft per kitten, 50sqft per puppy, etc. Shared environments are ideal, as it helps foster an environment where the animal is in a group setting (try adopting a 3yr old cat that has never seen another cat or animal its entire life).

    Toss in some regulations about food, water, etc.

    Basically take the incentive away from the the "pet factories" but still allow the caring breeders to continue doing what they love.
    (there IS a market for spending $2k on a puppy with good heritage, etc)

    1. Re:Regulation? by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      It makes sense, but there are two issues:

      1) Who pays to enforce the regulations?

      2) If the regulations are seen as difficult or costly, you might foster a black market in puppy mills

      My initial reaction was the same as yours, however, make sure the consequences aren't worse than the initial problem.

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      You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you
    2. Re:Regulation? by luther349 · · Score: 0

      everytime we regulate something we make it worse. pet factorie are a peta lie btw. most petstores get there pets from breeders the aspca etc. when pets makes those lie videos they eyther find some resurch lab and say its a petstore/pet factury or do the abusing themselfs this a proven fact.

    3. Re:Regulation? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I'll bet those regulations already exist, but like most laws are not enforced until something tragic happens.

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      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    4. Re:Regulation? by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      pet factorie are a peta lie btw.

      PET FACTORIES ARE NOT A LIE!

      There was one busted just outside my city about a year ago. Authorities found hundreds of puppies in tiny wire mesh cages. The cages were stacked 5 and 6 high and there were no proper floors in the cages. The poor animals had to stand on thin wire that cut into their paws. Food and water distribution was lax. Many animals were malnourished and/or dehydrated. A number were injured and had received zero medical care. There was shit and piss everywhere.

      Most of the animals were rescued but quite a lot had to be euthanized. The survivors were distributed to shelters for hundreds of miles. There were far too many for the handful of local shelters to handle. The local shelters had ads running on the local public radio stations for weeks asking for help (financial and volunteer) to help with burden of caring for these animals.

      So Mr. Know It All... FUCK YOU! I saw the shit with my own eyes on the local TV news and I personally met a number of the furry little survivors at a local shelter.

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      "Liechtenstein is the world's largest producer of sausage casings, potassium storage units, and false teeth."
    5. Re:Regulation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So long as the government gets it's sales tax, it could not turn down the $200 a puppy revenue stream...problem is do the breeders or mills for that matter declare the sale and pass on the tax ?

      We have licenses for everything else, even human adoption, so make it required that documentation has to change hands, and then you guarantee th government is getting paid. Hey why not get the DMV involved....works "well" for cars.

      The just go after the concerns that don't follow the regulations.......

      Make pet ownership more expensive and those that get involved will value it more, and it will deter those that don't.

    6. Re:Regulation? by luther349 · · Score: 1

      so you watched local tv on videos they relesed. peta has been busted many times as the ones that make these videos aka acully created the factury or acully did the abusing to get tv time.

  84. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Hmm, hop? Kangaroos for pets? Anyone know how successful anyone's been domesticating 'roos?

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    Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
  85. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In San Francisco, and other so called 'liberal' bastions, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer. So if the elites are tree-hugging PETA members, then they want to fashion society in that image, regardless of the hypocracy and stupidity it causes. One could say that all social engineering is applying a first order linear model to a chaotic system and then crying about how the results don't work.

    How this is different than theocracy, I don't know.

    Liberal bastions, eh? And how is this any different from those 'conservative' bastions that try to - for example - outlaw abortion?

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    "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
  86. Crack Down - Seriously It isn't Funny by transami · · Score: 1

    I usually don't care for government getting involved in these things, but we have an epidemic here. Hundreds of thousands of cats and dogs are being put down every year in this country b/c of over population and lack of homes. It's not a laughing matter.

    I think it should be incumbent on our government(s) to respect these lives, to realize they not only represent humans but all animals that live in their jurisdiction, and fix the problem! The first thing they need to do is provide 99% free spading and neutering and it should be illegal to breed pets without registering the births --which should cost some $. And breaking the law should result in hard punishments, like mandatory jail time.

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    1. Re:Crack Down - Seriously It isn't Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. It is entirely reasonable that my grandmother should go to jail because she didn't pay the government money for the privilege of notifying them that her cat had had kittens before giving them away on Craigslist. That evil bitch deserves to suffer, and definitely belongs in a cell with arsonists and rapists.

    2. Re:Crack Down - Seriously It isn't Funny by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I usually don't care for government getting involved in these things, but we have an epidemic here. Hundreds of thousands of cats and dogs are being put down every year in this country b/c of over population and lack of homes.

      It is PETA's view that all the pets with good loving homes should be put down also. They are actually that wacko that they would rather kill the animals rather then let them live with humans.

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    3. Re:Crack Down - Seriously It isn't Funny by Batmunk2000 · · Score: 1

      You may be right on the issue but under no circumstance should people accept a creed that says animals are equivalent to people or that their well being should come at the expense of humankind. Meeting such an anti-human philosophy half way doesn't benefit humanity at all.
      The PETA idiots practice a leftist form of original sin, where people are born into the wrong and have no right to exact will over the lesser animals in the food chain. Laws that you suggest require the acknowledgement that the animal kingdom is something we can and will control as a fundamental human right. Including using them for food, pets, or work. When people put their own lives second to some furball don't expect them to put your life very high on their society priority list.

    4. Re:Crack Down - Seriously It isn't Funny by keith_nt4 · · Score: 1

      Jail time? Really? For violating some *pet* rules??

      You realize California is having to *LET OUT* dangerous prisoners because of over-crowding as it is. And you want to fill them up with people who failed to register the births of some puppies?!

      God, I hope you're kidding. If not, get some therapy.

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      "UNIX is very simple, it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity." -Dennis Ritchie
  87. Animal Lovers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good. I hope this is approved. Animal mills are reprehensible and should be banned. Churning out inbred domestic creatures so the general public has a cheap object to anthropomorphically refer to as "happy" is absurd and disgusting. Everyone wants a baby animal, kitten, puppy...whatever. Trap an animal within the same few rooms, feed it on dried cereal, and (if lucky) take it outdoors to tend to natural functions. All so the emotionally retarded can boast of how contented the animal is. Buy a Tamagotchi if you need positive reinforcement for your twisted nurturing instincts.

  88. Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the issue. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    This is such an awful, one-sided article. Was it written by a pet store owner??

    It completely ignores the fact that tens millions of cats, dogs and other pets are killed annually in the US due to 'overpopulation'.

    Banning the sale of these animals means people have to instead turn to shelters, where all the unwanted animals (often from bored or inconvenienced owners) end up.

    This decreases demand from breeders (and starts shutting them down), and solves the issue of 'overpopulation' - which is probably the actual reason this is coming about -- although completely neglected by the author of TFA.

  89. I guess... by Bryan3000000 · · Score: 1

    We'll have to destroy their territory and NOT keep them around, not even as pets. It's the new age of humane imperialism.

  90. It is important to note... by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 1

    That this does not bar the humane society from adoption, etc. It only prevents mills and breeding which is why I'd be in favor of such a provision.

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    1. Re:It is important to note... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      That this does not bar the humane society from adoption, etc. It only prevents mills and breeding which is why I'd be in favor of such a provision.

      Only for now. PETA wants all pets to be put down rather than have loving homes. If they get this law in the books it will just be a stepping stone for their next push.

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      -- ssoorrrryy,, dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn.. -Quote found on actual fortune cookie.
  91. What about children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The arguments used by proponents also apply to children. They have feelings too! It's immoral to take them out of their natural environment and keep them tied to school desks. Banning them would prevent untold suffering.

    1. Re:What about children? by PPH · · Score: 1

      So, eat them.

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  92. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aiptasia anemones? Endangered? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  93. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    yup, definitely only a 'liberal' problem, which is why freedom loving folks migrate to 'conservative' bastions, that generally support ALL private 'indecencies' such as suicide, pornography, sodomy, racial equality, drug and alcohol use, and the tamale, a women's right to save her own live by terminating the tubal pregnancy given to her by her uncle for her 12th birthday.

  94. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Citation needed.

  95. Re:Curious by DontLickJesus · · Score: 1

    I don't see the intent as to punish anyone, but the sale of living things for other than eating somehow seems... demeaning. I wish I could explain more. The thought only came to me as I read the article.

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  96. no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i will buy a dog, and eat him when he dies

  97. Overproduction of life for pleasure is inhumane by elloGov · · Score: 0

    First of all, let me make a few things clear:
    1. I'm a proud meat eater
    2. I believe people should have pets
    3. I put the survival and comfort of human beings above any other species.

    This is great news. It's easy to get around obviously giving the geographic jurisdiction.

    We might not have full scientific insight into emotions and understanding of pets. That doesn't mean we can't give animals the benefit of doubt. Take a fish in a bowl for example, does he suffer? I don't know. I say give the species the benefit of doubt when the answer is unknown and don't cage it. I've been proposing this idea to friends for a few months now. The breeding industry is disgusting. There are millions of pets put to death, because they weren't pretty enough, the right type, or not young enough.

    It’s humane. No one is outlawing having pets, just the sales. Animal/Pet breeding shouldn’t be a capitalistic venture. If you want a pet, it’s should take some effort to get one through acquaintances without cash-incentives. I believe that this will ensure a better decision-making on part of the owner (no impulse buys and dumps) and give the pet adequate non-monetary worth in the eyes of the owner-to-be. Hopefully, it will prevent overproduction of life for pleasure. Will it make it harder to get a pet? Sure, life isn't cheap and no species should be at your disposal so readily and cheaply.

  98. Unintended Consequences by beckett · · Score: 1

    The arrogance to think they can legislate against 10,000 years of mutualism between human and domesticated animal is astounding. If this prohibition were somehow to pass and was somehow enforceable in any way, It will only serve to further disconnect people from nature and from animals, and lead to increased ignorance about animal welfare: out of sight, out of mind. What will they do with Aquarium of the Bay or San Francisco Zoo?

  99. Save the lives of strays by erice · · Score: 1

    What lives will it save? Without the pet industry, these animals would never be born.

    Without the pet industry, people who want pets will get them from the pound/shelter, which is what they should have been doing anyway. Strays that might been destroyed because people chose to buy their pets from pet shops now have homes.

    1. Re:Save the lives of strays by JustSomeProgrammer · · Score: 1

      Usually pet shelters don't have a wide variety of breeds other than mongrel.

      If I happen to want a beagle that reminds me of a dog I had growing up or that I intend to do hunting with am I just an ass hole because I don't want a lap dog? Or let's say I want a doberman pincher for a guard dog? Or a sheep dog because I really love the breed and want to help it grow stronger. Again I'm an ass hole because I want to breed my dog and perhaps sell some of the strong pups to other sheep herders.

      The law might be in the city for now but people behind it want it to be nation wide.

    2. Re:Save the lives of strays by man_of_mr_e · · Score: 1

      I know of many people that have found a wonderful family pet at shelters. However, I know more people that found what they thought would be a wonderful family pet.. but it wouldn't stop pissing on everything they owned, and it would attack people left and right, no matter how much effort the owners put into trying to socialize them.

      Many animals in shelters are not worth the effort to try and re-domesticate them. Sad, but true. Unless you're the type of person that loves a challenge.

  100. War on ... by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    By the way how is your war on poor people^H^H poverty?

    1. Re:War on ... by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Developed countries wiped out poverty decades ago. Now what we have is "relative" poverty - where the poor are still exponentially better off than truly poor people could ever imagine, yet because they don't have as much as others, they're considered to be in "poverty". That's also why Obama made some statement about wanting to change the definition of being the bottom 25% of the income distribution so that no matter how high real wages get for everyone, 25% of the nation would always live in "poverty".

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  101. Re:Curious by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    How is it not crazy and silly?

    Due to differences in opinion.

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  102. Animals don't have feeling? by Uhhhh+oh+ya! · · Score: 1

    Sure I have seen animals treated badly but I would think the vast majority a treated well, much better than if they were strays or in the wild. I think its funny that he really thinks that people don't think their animals have feeling and don't care about them when any pet owner knows that owning a pet is not cheap. Feeding it alone can cost hundreds of dollars a year. Add in it getting sick and buying it toys, people end up spending a lot of money on the comfort and well being of something they think has no feelings.

    Right after getting my dog he ate a marble, if it was in the wild it would have died but we spent $1000 to get it surgically removed. Somehow I think my dog would agree with me more than these so call Animal Activists.

  103. well atleast we can still... by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    "ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers"
    buy kangaroos, frogs and maybe those trans-dimensional beings from the Hitch Hiker's Guide.

  104. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to conservative bastions, where laws are created to radically socially engineer a population according to the specific mores the OTHER 'elites' prefer. The difference being that it's explicit as opposed to implicit theocracy.

    I'd point to the right-libertarian bastions, but I'm not sure Somalia is great example to be holding up to the light. Not to mention, anyone with a basic grasp of game theory and externalities would laugh at the idea. And unfortunately there aren't any left-libertarian bastions that I know of.

  105. *Cough* Bullshit by bogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Pretty much Everywhere, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer"

    There, fixed that for you.

    Save the liberal rhetoric for the Rush Limbaugh call-ins.

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  106. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but triffids are right out.

  107. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the whole "people are too stupid to do the right thing, so we need to create a law to ensure they do the right thing" along with the "let's impose less freedoms because if people have too much freedom, they will make the wrong choice" mentality.

    Apparently, we don't need a "Red Dawn" event to force us to Socialism. Just sit back and do nothing; we'll get there on our own.

  108. Sigh...idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'

    Not so much...now if we thought of them as equal living beings then yes but for that to happen they have to stop pooping and fucking in the streets and drinking water reservoirs we use and assume the responsibilities as well as the rights due to all self-aware and self-altering patterns of information we call minds. Regardless of whether a pet ban is a good idea equating all life as sacred is a stupid and simplistic idea. Where does it end? Do we stop fighting infections? Bacteria is alive after all. Is there a certain level of consciousness that we require before you get set A of the superset of universal life rights and responsibilities and then at another level you get set B and so on? Do we create animal jail for those that don't uphold their end of the social contract?

    I'm a conservationist, environmentalist, and vegetarian for health reasons (obviously not for faux-moral reasons). I'm not a pet owner and I really don't care if pets get banned because short of domesticating one for labor/protection/hunting/etc. purposes I see little point in the exercise (though there are some health benefits to companionship). All of that said when people like this guy start blathering on it irks me. How about using rational thought and evidence based approaches to determining how we should act rather than just hoping, wishing, and feeling our way through life like cognitively blind imbeciles.

  109. San Francisco is not very big by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    They are only banning the sale in the city... last time I looked it didn't take very long to leave the city of SF... guess you will have to take your pet buying business to the next city, who will get the sales tax, etc.

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  110. I'm really of 2 minds. Or 4... by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    I don' know what to think of this:

    1- I love pets, and if i didn't live in a city, I'd definitely have at least a dog. OTOH because I live in a city, I don't allow myself to torture a poor dog by keeping it locked up so much, and with pitiful sidewalk walks instead of wide open field runs. OTOOH, some city pets do seem reasonably happy.

    2- I'm sure I don't want pets to cost anything to non-pet owners. So if pets currently cost more to the community (poop clean up, rescues, attacks...) than they bring in in taxes, something must be done.

    3- there may be more important stuff for lawmakers to busy themselves with right now. basically, anything regarding humans ?

    4- Most pet shops I know are horrible, horrible places for pets. Not to mention the pet shop boys.

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  111. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assumed that's why the "unless you plan to eat it" exemption was left in there.

  112. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Works for that, too. Both parties are filled with asshats trying legislate their idea of "morality", when the basis of "morality" should be how actions directly affect others and not much beyond that.

  113. Sale? by Sniper98G · · Score: 1

    So I have to leave town to buy my pets? Or, go to to the guy in the alley selling puppies out of a van. This will do nothing except hurt those who are tying to make a living selling pets humanly and encourage puppy mills and the like.

    1. Re:Sale? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Bans are the favorite activity of politicians who are incapable of doing anything else. They get to look like they're doing something, but all they're doing typically is either creating unenforceable laws or downloading even more enforcement on typically overworked enforcement staff.

      You watch. Every time a government basically runs out of money and is no longer able to do anything of any particular utility, suddenly you'll find proposals to ban bottled water, pets, curse words or something else.

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  114. Markets will adapt by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    If they ban outright the sale of pets, someone will find a way to get around the law. For example, perhaps someone will establish enthusiast clubs. Members of the clubs may obtain pets at no cost (provided they meet certain requirements). These clubs would have membership fees. Membership fees would fund the cost of acquiring the animals, along with any administrative overhead.

    Perhaps simpler, someone might give away a dog, but then charge $300 for its carrier and some accessories...

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  115. Edge cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I come across a puppy dog with all four legs broken (which therefore cannot walk, fly, swim, crawl or slither), can I still legally sell it?

  116. Coral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about corals? They are animals too, just because they don't walk, fly, swim or slither shouldn't make them exempt now should it? I know my zoanthids, palythoas and protopalys have feelings.

  117. Re:Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the iss by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I'm curious. I'm not completely up on California law, but seeing as many, if not all, these pet stores are legal businesses who have paid for a business license to operate within San Francisco, won't they be able to go to court if they aren't grandfathered in?

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  118. PETA by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

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    1. Re:PETA by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      It works much better if you say "People for the Edible Treatment of Animals". Ticks them off more.

    2. Re:PETA by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      "People for the Edible Treatment of Animals".

      That would be BBQ sauce right?

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    3. Re:PETA by Onuma · · Score: 1

      Unnecessary if properly cooked. Maybe just some salt & pepper.

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  119. don't say Lizards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for nerds?

  120. My town has already done this 5 years ago by Cito · · Score: 0
    5 Years ago, my small town passed a city ordinance banning pet ownership in city limits. Things got out of control with stray and wild packs of dogs and cats it was so bad and so vast I was working for Astro pest control and we were called in, this town has no animal shelter and the 3 neighboring cities refused to help with such an out of control problem.

    So we were given permit and paid by the town to eradicate the mess. We placed traps in residential areas, and used Liquitox mixed with milk in city limits attached to stop signs, main street medians, etc.

    It took about 2 weeks, but man it was like some post apocalyptic scene the following days with dead dogs and cats numbering the hundreds scattered all around town on main streets, post office steps, etc.

    Astro along with local city garbage workers spent early mornings daily cleaning up the carcasses.

    Needless to say, the town had enough, and felt the residents had proved they were untrustworthy or unfit to keep pets so the city passed an ordinance banning the ownership of pets mainly cats and dogs, since many due have the odd ferret/hamster/aquarium/ but it mainly bans the ownership of cats and dogs in city limits.

    They can still be owned outside of city limits.

    but reading the OP article brings back some memories on the 2 weeks of hell cleaning up probably a thousand or more cats and dogs strewn all over town. And taken to city incinerator.

  121. Loophole to Pet Law by neoshroom · · Score: 1

    It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers — unless you plan to eat it.

    "Officer, I bought the dog planning to eat it, but it was so cute I changed my mind."

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  122. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liberal bastions, eh? And how is this any different from those 'conservative' bastions that try to - for example - outlaw abortion?

    Or marrying the person you love.

  123. I love the crazies! by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

    Animal activists say it will save small but important lives . .

    . . unless you plan to eat it.

    I love how the crazy people just make themselves look stupid! We don't even have to do anything!

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  124. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Rary · · Score: 1

    Works for that, too. Both parties are filled with asshats trying legislate their idea of "morality", when the basis of "morality" should be how actions directly affect others and not much beyond that.

    Except that, in my experience, when conservative "asshats" try to legislate morality, it tends to involve limiting how people live their own lives, but when liberal "asshats" try to legislate morality, it tends to involve limiting how people affect others' lives.

    Personally, I'm less offended by the latter.

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  125. Fish have emotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them. If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently. Our culture sanctions this, treating them as commodities and expendable."

    What a load of BS. Throw a rock near the fish and see how fast it flees from there. Thats Fear at work. Fear is an emotion.

  126. Pets are better off in you home. by kdsible · · Score: 0

    For starters that is just the most stupid thing i have ever heard because "SAYS WHO" is not from an animal perspective. The activists exists because - Its that dumbasses who shouldn't be allowed to breed have a pet and think its a person. Case and point. The fool in the building next to me who thinks its OK to have a full grown great dane (that's a dog) in a 1 bedroom unit. Unfortunately, most people are not selfless when it comes to pets then again its not the pets happiness that is being bought. I extend this to the throwaway society that exists. So you buy it now it has outgrown you OR your lifestyle has changed. Well, give it away or let it go back into gods country. Whats wrong with that - you mean its not part of the family? Ask why Florida has a snake issue....ha ha. As for Descartes mixing Science and religion, idiotic, nonsense violence. The need for a pet has NOTHING to do with providing a home for an animal. Outlaw all of it and legalize weed for gods sake.

  127. Pets: Horses, ants, humans, etc. :P by antdude · · Score: 1

    So horses, ants, humans (they can be pets [grin]), etc. will be banned in SF? :P

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  128. Hypocritical by Huntr · · Score: 1

    The author of the proposal, Philip Gerrie, is a bee keeper and is (was) even president of the local association.

    Evidently, his abhorrence of "treating [pets] as commodities and expendable" doesn't extend to stealing bees' honey and selling it for his profit, nor to manipulating the bees social structure and ecology, as is required of any successful bee keeper.

  129. Now you see... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    ...just how alien these "people" really are. This is a liberal thing, it's something they've wanted to do for decades. Why don't people listen to them before electing them and realize just what they are voting for? I notice most people here think this is stupid, but it's part and parcel of the liberal mindset of fascist control over every aspect of human life - and I predict this post will be modded down "troll".

    1. Re:Now you see... by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      A handy rule of thumb when reading any comment thread or newspaper is to run screaming the minute you see the phrase 'these people'. It works excellently for the post I'm replying to here...

  130. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    In San Francisco, and other so called 'liberal' bastions, laws are not created to give people the freedoms to live the life that they choose, they are created to radically socially engineer a population according to specific mores that the 'elites' prefer.

    As opposed to the conservative/libertarian/Rand-FanBoi "elites" who want to fashion a society in their own distorted image, regardless of the stupidity and suffering it causes. And please, stop lumping "liberals" in with the likes of PETA. It's inaccurate and only makes you look ill-informed.

  131. Sidestepping into the uber stupid I see for SF. by lexsird · · Score: 1

    Forcing this into the black-market will only cause more harm to animals than good. Keep it above board so that it can be regulated. The far left is sometimes as goofy as the far right when it comes to trying to legislate morality. This is just one of those times.

    I hate to break it to these people, but domesticated pets have been with us for about as long as human history and for them to outlaw them is one warped in the brain slap in the face to these animals and to those who love them. Again, if you don't like the pet industry, regulate it. Make sure its up to par. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

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    1. Re:Sidestepping into the uber stupid I see for SF. by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      > if you don't like the pet industry, regulate it. Make sure its up to par. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

      I second that, outlawing will only make it worse.

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  132. so oversensitive by dndk82 · · Score: 1

    oh those oversensitive people.. do something else

  133. What about laboratories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... I guess UCSF is going to have a hard time getting animals for testing.

  134. Ban San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose a ban on San Francisco. It will save small but important lives, along with taxpayer money, and end needless suffering.

  135. PETA kills pets by cstacy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thank PETA. If you've ever been stupid enough to support PETA you need to understand they want to ban pet ownership. Yes Ban it. It's one of their top priorities.

    PETA collects unwanted pets from owners and immediately kills them in the van they drove up in. This first came to light when someone found PETA illegally dumping lots of dead animals in someone's dumpster.

    The Truth about PETA
    PETA Trial Day 5: Deception and Tears
    Shocking New Crime-Scene Photos
    PETA's Shame
    PETA Kills Pets | Seattle Dogspot

    1. Re:PETA kills pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is interesting to see how the trial ended. IÄm citing the Washington Post here because those links up in the parent post all look a bit... shall we say, interconnected.

  136. Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not News for Nerds!!!

  137. Stupid Hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should these dirt-worshipping squirrel cuddlers have any say over other people's lives at all? They've obviously failed at the most basic aspects of being an adult human being. They shouldn't be allowed to run free through our society, much less have an influence on its laws.

  138. BAN PETS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These liberals need to stuff a gerbal where the sun does not shine - again SF IDIOTS UNITE !

  139. Great idea, bad execution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you live on the west coast, California especially, you'll see why things like this come up - 90% of pet owners love the idea of having a pet, so on a whim they hop down to the local PetCo and buy whatever cute thing gets their attention (usually a puppy) and about $60 worth of pet supplies.

    Cut to a few weeks later and the owner has really lost all interest in having a pet, because they realize that it's a HUGE time commitment to properly take care of a living creature. Best case scenario is the neighborhood has a new pest barking 24 hours a day, running around knocking over trash cans and shitting all over other people's lawns. Worst case is it gets hit by a car or gets locked up in a yard and is left to suffer, because the owner has other time commitments they didn't consider before taking home the dog/cat/whatever.

    This does suck for the 10% of people who can properly train, care for, and love their pet, but having to make the drive outside city limits may just be the deterrent that's needed so we don't have another careless pet owner.

  140. Going at it the wrong way by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Well, some people are mean to their pets. And, because of these few people, pets must no longer be sold to anyone!

    Clearly this is the wrong way to go about it though. It is not the pets that are the problem but the mean people who buy them. So surely the correct response is to ban mean people from San Francisco? Of course since it is hard to tell who is mean and who is not the safest thing to do would be to just ban all people from the city. Afterall that would solve not just the animal abuse crime rate but the total crime rate as well not to mention the benefits to the city's carbon footprint, pollution etc.

    Come on San Francisco - if you really think the solution to problems is to ban things then don't be shy: ban the root cause of a lot of our problems, ourselves. Clearly using education, innovation and deterrents to solve problems like everyone else is the wrong way to go: stick to your guns (since you are a US city I'm guessing that you cannot ban those) and think of the small, furry creatures.

  141. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,' says Philip Gerrie, coauthor of the proposal. 'If we considered them living beings, we would deal with them differently.'"

    To go with the consensus great minds of western philosophy or Philip Gerrie from San Fransesco. It's a tough call.How do you plan on winning an arguement with a conditional premise? If we considered ... Well here's one for you "If we thought bricks were composed entirely of gellatanous alien lifeforms we wouldn't build our houses out of them." Sure seems reasonable except the conditional isn't. He needs to prove that living beings have feelings not that if we associated "dealing gently with" or whatever to just the state of living. If that was the case what about vegetables? At some point we have to draw a difference between plants, animals and people and what makes each different. Whether keeping animals for the sole purpose of our amusement is ethical is something to be considered not just attributed as obviously true since they live.

  142. Ban Pets in SF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They ll still sell Rubber Dogs and Fake Kittens in the SEX SHOPS and Call it Good...

    Who wants to eat a DOG Or Rubber Pussy Cat anyway ?

    The Parade of Trans-Pet Idolators who time is Running Short in Biblical porportions...

    Next NABLA will set up shop and sell-rent young boys However, This Will Be OK for SF but, Damn anyone for buying or selling a real life Dog - Cat- Lizard - Fish or anything wholesome and is good for society !

  143. Philip Gerrie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So glad you are speaking for yourself here. Don't include the majority of pet owners with your analysis, though. Its a bit unrealistic to tell us that we share your view ~that these creatures don't share any kind of emotional or physical pain or joy is really idiotic. Bad apples..

  144. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    Liberal bastions, eh? And how is this any different from those 'conservative' bastions that try to - for example - outlaw abortion?

    Idiot. Liberal or 'conservative' bastions are all pretty much the same thing. Don't get stuck on the descriptor. It's typical for both sides to toss the same shit back at the other, instead of addressing the valid point that was made.

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  145. ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them,'

    As a Westerner, let me be the first to say "fuck you". Animal Welfare != Animal Rights, and animal welfare has been a theme in our grand old civilization for, basically, forever.

  146. Welcome to San "Ban" Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty soon they can call San fran , San Ban City, You sell it .. We ban it.. C'mon people lets be real .. obviously the wrong people are in charge in this city. perhaps they can build a big fence around it and as long as your gay, don't eat happy meals and don't want pets, you can move in..P.s I don't have anything agains gays, too bad i feel like i have to explain that to you but spam filter doesn't include hate mail.

  147. PETA is probably sponsoring this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PETA has already announced more than once that they are AGAINST human having pet not matter the nature of the animal pet, and would like to forbid any human having a pet. Thus i am guessing wildely it was probably orchestrated by PETA. I can't think any reasonable human going for this, knowing the backlash potentially.

  148. Anecdote, data etc... by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    Loads of comments here seem to be along the line of "my pet has a great life therefore this is retarded." Sure - you've got a good anecdote. I imagine PETA are pretty cool with you. What I imagine they're trying to target is the purchase of trophy pets that get abused &/or dumped - fighting dogs, handbag dogs, "guard dogs" (thisnk: chained up in the shadeless yards 24 hours a day etc.) It's a blunt instrument, but if the stats read (not saying they do, just pointing out your anecdote ain't much better) that these pets are the majority or a significant minority then perhaps some form of regulation is the right idea.

    1. Re:Anecdote, data etc... by chinton · · Score: 1

      Some form of regulation is not the right idea. Target the abusers, where ever you want to draw the abuse line I think that equating "pet sales" with "abuse" is drawing the line in the wrong place. Using the same logic, they should also ban having children given the number of parents who neglect and/or abuse their children.

  149. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2

    Idiot. Liberal or 'conservative' bastions are all pretty much the same thing. Don't get stuck on the descriptor.

    That was my point.

    The OP pointed out how horrible these liberal bastions are... But whether they call themselves liberal or conservative is irrelevant. There are an awful lot of people out there who think they know how to live your life better than you do, and they're more than happy to pass legislation to make you conform to their beliefs.

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  150. forms of locomotion not covered by aapold · · Score: 1

    So pets that exclusively hop, brachiate, burrow, or use jet propulsion. So I guess its kangaroo mice, spider monkeys, badgers and scallops for pets from now on.

    We'll train them to not use other forms of locomotion...

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  151. Seriously? by Jibekn · · Score: 1

    Lets just ban something that should have very strict regulations in place, its way cheaper and worked for prohibition and the sex trade right?!

  152. Re:Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the iss by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    What I find sad is that people can't even imagine an existence that doesn't involve the exploitation or killing and eating of animals. They can't even conceive how it can be possible. You mention it and people think you are crazy. Literally crazy. Like you had suggested turning off gravity or the sun or that you come from the future. Yet, every movie about aliens coming to the planet to eat humans ultimately ends in us fighting back and killing them for trying such a thing. If it's so awesome for both sides, why do we always fight the aliens? "We're going to subjugate the creatures on our planet but goddamn you if you try to subjugate us in the same way!"

  153. Pet spider for sale by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    He can be used to spin webs and eat small crawlers that would otherwise find their way into your kitchen/cookie jar.

    While quite friendly he loves to scare the living hell out of your neighbors and friends.

    $1000 plus shipping and handling. Money back if your not terrorfied. Offer void anywhere thinking has been shown to cause cancer.

    1. Re:Pet spider for sale by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      This spider only has seven legs!

  154. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by treeves · · Score: 1

    Don't get him started on urchins!

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  155. Oh, well then. by boxxertrumps · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to stop cockfighting on sundays.

  156. FTFA: *sales* not *ownership* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to ban pet *sales* to encourage people to adopt from animal shelters. This would not make owning pets illegal, it would make the sale of pets illegal. I see the point, but I personally cringe at the thought of making anything illegal especially if it is a moral issue.

  157. Peta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This level of stupid has all the earmarks of Peta somewhere down the line. Why the hell is this actually being considered?

  158. Re:Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the iss by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    They can continue to sell pet supplies, but i suspect there won't be any grandfathering. The practice of selling animals is being banned. It'd be like if, say, asbestos were banned, and shops selling it previously were 'grandfathered' - no, it's illegal to sell.

  159. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    Oh, no, they have their bibles as well - just that it isn't bound into one convenient tome. They also have their priests (certain politicians, philosophers, authors, professors, etc), and even their own catechism of sorts if you dig deep enough. There are even sects (or rather, bastions of single-minded issues). The give-and-take you mention usually ends up with deviating viewpoints being shouted down, or politely but soundly ignored as if they were never uttered.

    There are no innocents in the political realm, on/from either side... please stop trying to pretend that there are.

    (nope - not posting AC, because I prefer to stand behind my words).

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  160. Re:Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the iss by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    Agree completely. I had to fight the urge to mention this in my post, to simply keep it 'on target', but this is a much deeper underlying issue, that also ties into the feeling of entitlement and dominion - that people can just 'own' other animals as they desire. There's little questioning of this. Most pet owners have pets for THEMSELVES, not for the sake of the pets (which is a big difference from the perspective of a rescuer.)

    A really good book that discusses this (among other related issues) is 'On Their Own Term: Bringing Animal-Rights Philosophy Down to Earth` by Lee Hall, a co-worker of mine at Friends of Animals. It can be ordered from our website, or Amazon. A very worthwhile read.

    Thanks for your thoughts. =)

  161. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    ... but when liberal "asshats" try to legislate morality, it tends to involve limiting how people affect others' lives.

    Unless you own guns, father a child that the mother refuses to carry to term (or if you happen to be that child), own a large vehicle, and now if you run a pet store you're screwed as well, as least in SF.

    Statist tendencies know no bounds, no matter the guise.

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  162. California is a basket case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just shows how far out of touch they are with reality. Maybe they want the US to be like other - third-world countries where they eat cats and dogs rather than lavish love and affection upon them. CA is ready for the trash-heap of society... They are so anti-business that they are already begging to the US government for hand-outs, they need a dose of reality - if they close up pet-shops, people will gladly sell them pets on the black-market for thousands of dollars... Psstttt... Wanna buy a labra-doodle????

  163. Unless you plan to eat it? by chinton · · Score: 1

    Seriously? All Petsmart needs to do is replace their training manuals with cookbooks. Swap out the doggie treats with doggie seasonings... Cat cookers instead of cat carriers...

  164. PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Join PETA... People Eating Tasty Animals.
    Claim you 'plan' to eat your pet at some time in the future. It say nothing to the effect that you 'have' to eat them. Authorities can not be judgmental about what 'plan' to eat.

  165. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by SteelAngel · · Score: 1

    Why do you have to resort to 'whataboutery'?

    In a socially conservative area, you at least know what you're going to get, because it's patently obvious that they want to enforce judeo-christian conservative social mores.

    In a Liberal place, I'd expect that your lifestyles and personal choices would be tolerated to the hilt, as long as you were responsible for your own actions, and didn't try to shove your beliefs down someone else's throat.

    Except thats not true. You simply swap one set of religious morals for another set of religious morals and end up without any freedom whatsoever to simply life free of screaming governmental ninnies with personal issues.

  166. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by SteelAngel · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that what passes for 'debate' in the halls of most western societies is more like "which pressure group can provide me more votes in the fall" vs. "I once took a class in science, so I know everything!"

  167. That leaves... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers

    So where do I go to buy these immobile, rolling, skating, biking, driving, jet-/rocket-propelled, and/or hovering pets? Or must I buy mutilated pets that need one of these alternate modes of propulsion not banned by the statute?

    Someone's been bought off by the pet rabbit consortium.

    And what of service animals? Seeing-eye dogs? Helper monkeys? Will SFPD have to do without their dogs trained to find drugs, explosives, and missing, escaped, and/or deceased persons?

    Is San Francisco really going to do without their truffle-hunting pigs?

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  168. Re:Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most pet owners have pets for THEMSELVES, not for the sake of the pets (which is a big difference from the perspective of a rescuer.)

    So what? Most parents have kids for similarly selfish reasons; doesn't mean they're necessarily bad parents.

  169. so i can still buy a dog by rm0659 · · Score: 1

    but only if i plan to eat it?

  170. how stupid must they be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How stupid do these people need to be. Just wondering, is it because all are gay or drugged up in San Fran, or both for them to come up with crap like this?

  171. on the "black market" effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well to counter the effects of an underground market and an "illegal" pet trade... all you have to do is tax the hello out of pets, or require (i.e. mandatory or jail time for you) that the pet has all vaccinations and licensing....

    after all that's what proponents would say would kill the illegal drug problem... legalizing and taxing it. look what it did for tobacco and alcohol!!!!

  172. Dog Toys = dildos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, look! LOOK! Discreet fags shop at pet stores, so where can they hide behind if not an entrepid comforter for animals?

    A walking through Petco reveals the cookies taste mighty good, particularly when none are watching.

  173. Pets are happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My two cats and one dog are very happy, well fed, safe, and loved. People that want whats in this story are not only stupid but sick, sick, sick !!!!

  174. Only the rich should be able to afford pets, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not some irresponsible rednecks and rubes we have to suffer living in the same town/state/country with. Exceptions can be made for members of organizations that advocate the kinds of progress we like.

  175. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    their book? - an inconvienient truth their leader? al gore their goal?to ruin the lives of normal people

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  176. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    because we are talking about san fran! Why bring up something that has nothing to do with what we are talking about unless it is to say...well we may be crazy but so are they! I hate that argument, talk the topic, dont bring in needless bullshit.

    growing up I always wanted to move to cali, over the past few years i wouldnt go there if you paid me

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  177. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    but we are not talking about them, we are talking about san fran, and doing a compare to san fran... save the conservitive jabs for something rightful

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  178. I don't see the problem here by djlowe · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    I don't see the problem here. The summary states "It would ban the sale of any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or slithers — unless you plan to eat it."

    So, if anyone asks, you tell 'em that you plan on eating it when you deem it ready. If they come to your house and ask why you still have it, all you have to say is "Well, Spot isn't quite there yet - we're thinking that he'll be ready for Thanksgiving dinner in 5 years or so, check back then". Repeat every 5 years, and then, when Spot is old and they ask again say "Why, he's too damn old and tough to eat now!"

    That's all tongue in cheek, of course. At my current job, when the topic of pets comes up, everyone involved in the conversation has a "spoiled pet" story or three to tell... and when I jokingly say "I want to be reincarnated as a cat", they all say: "No, you want to be reincarnated as YOUR cat, and so do I!" *grin*

    Which, of course, would not only be a neat trick, but would also be heaven on earth for me :)

    My current saying about cats in general is this: "Cats are God's perfect creation - just ask them!"

    Regards,

    dj

  179. Cat by PPH · · Score: 1

    The other white meat.

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  180. Re:Awful article spin - pet overpopulation the iss by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    exactly, I took in 2 strays, one a cat another a pure (or damn close) chocolate lab, they CHOSE ME! I just happened to want to love them back.

    are pets an extensions of ourselves? of course, but to say MOST pet owners want the pets for themselves and not for the sake of the animal is at best misguided at worst a straight up lie

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  181. You said it, too extreme. There are other ways. by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

    Ah, but that's the whole point, isn't it? This is too drastic.

    I've known a few small and medium-sized breeders in my life, and they are not like what you describe: they wait until a few people asks for a certain race, and only then they allow the parents to mate. And how can the breeder know if they'll be good keepers? Easy, he/she can't There are owners who mistreat their pets, and owners who don't, but even if it's bad this is not different than other situations. The government doesn't inspect you a whole year to know if you are allowed to marry, it can only trust, same thing here. This ban is just too extreme.

    Heavy regulation on breeding, while an interesting concept if applied to big breeders, is unenforceable at low and medium scales such as the hamster example... unless you have surveillance equipment at an Orwellian scale (although I've been told by a few friends that it's common in the UK). Let's be honest... a license for breeding hamsters? Really? Have you ever had/bred hamsters? This is like requiring a license for making a cake: just too easy to do, too small to notice.

    Nevertheless, what you said about neutering/spewing is actually a much better solution than just banning the sale, as it guarantees that there would be no propagation whatsoever. It has been applied in my home town ten years ago and now the problem is effectively solved. And mind you, it had a HUGE stray dog problem, with numerous packs of five or six dogs terrorizing the population (there's even a movie about it, although it's in German).

    There's this paragraph of yours (the "pet as accessory" one) that's really weird: you assume that people who can't buy would go to a shelter? Maybe, but consider someone who wants an animal companion and lives in a department that poses as a tuna can (really common these days). A hamster or a fish would be an acceptable animal but you won't find those there. So, let's assume you pick a dog: small dogs are more sought than big ones because of space-constraints, with disastrous consequences for their gene pool, I'll agree (chihuahuas that become retards and weaklings, etc). Thing is, the only way to change this is to change the way cities are designed AND people's mentality, not with a ban.

    Don't worry, a few of us don't bite (pun intended :) ). It's the nature of the internetz, we can't see a face so it's hard for people to think there's a human being on the other side. Personally, I always disliked this fact about liberalism: it can be adopted by both the left and the right, with different outcomes. Finally, this may come as a surprise for you given that I bashed your comment, but although I'm quite the tree-hugger and prefer plants over animals, I had two hamsters that died of rip-old age and have now an oversized chihuahua with mandibular prognathism, ugly as hell and with a similar disposition. But if I don't love and care him, who would? :)

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    1. Re:You said it, too extreme. There are other ways. by Xest · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not suggesting we regulate hampster breeding or anything quite that extreme (and no CCTV in the UK isn't that bad, unless you live in London centre where all the paranoid politicians do whatever it is politicians supposedly do). I was more referring to animals like dogs, and certainly here in the UK, animals like horses, where there are also a lot of irresponsible breeders.

      For what it's worth I'm quite a fan of plants too- greenhouse with 3000 different cacti spanning hundreds of different species in it, and a conservatory with an awful lot of orchids! It's a nice excuse to take a break from sitting on the computer, well, other than walking and playing with the dogs of course!

  182. That's OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I promise I will eat my pets... eventually.

  183. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Liberals don't believe in being responsible for their own actions, they believe in identifying who's victim they are so they can find the 'responsible person' (invariably a white male).

    Somewhere in the liberal bible: 'Blessed are the victims, for so shale they always be, pure in their victimhood'.

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  184. SF is the most dog friendly city I know by greggman · · Score: 1

    This seem unlikely to pass. SF is the most dog friendly city I know. People take their dogs everywhere. On buses, on the Muni. There are parks all over the city with dog walkers in all of them. I can't imagine they would let this pass.

  185. S. F. banning animal sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banning animal (pet) sales, like the idea of animal rights, is lunacy. As for animal emotions, if dogs and cats have them, they're very fleeting, both positive and negative emotions. Animals get over them in seconds. Nervous feelings (pain, pleasure), sure. They have those, just like people. Needless infliction of pain and torture is best punished by social, and maybe business, ostracism by private people and entities, not by fines or jail time under "law", of all things. Destruction of a whole industry, by "law", out of such lunacy or any other reason, is a perversion. It's a crime. That it's done by "government", under "law", doesn't change that.

    1. Re:S. F. banning animal sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm answering my own comment because I don't want to be called Anonymous Coward. I notice nobody else calls themselves by their actual names, but by things that just can't identify them. My name is Mike Kevitt.

  186. confirms accurate bad image. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    SF people ARE nutjobs.

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  187. Zombie fish by WorBlux · · Score: 1

    . 'If we considered them living beings...

    What are they dead already?

  188. Re:Curious by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    If that's the logic you're going with, we're gonna have to ban tree farms and greenhouses as well. Raised in captivity for the sole purpose of being either planted in your front garden like some sort of decoration, or worse yet, simply cut down in the prime of their lives and put on display! Think of the Christmas trees!

    How the fuck is a two week old goldfish more alive than a hundred year old tree?

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  189. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    Somebody mod this up.

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  190. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    Of course they are, as is cutting down a perfectly healthy tree and putting it in your living room in December like some sort of macabre trophy. Meet the hypocrisy and ignorance of the animal rights crowd.

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  191. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    Very. Kangaroo farms are common in places where kangaroos are common. Obviously not "domesticated" as in pets, but "domesticated" as in livestock.

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  192. New Meaning for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the provision that live animals for consumption is great. Now PETA will stand for People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

  193. Re:Any animal that walks, flies, swims, crawls or by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I hear they make a pretty good burger too. Win win.

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  194. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    for example - outlaw abortion?

    What a terrible argument; the abortion discussion is about whether or not the thing being aborted is properly understood to be human, and therefore an act of murder to abort it. I think that falls squarely under "things that should be legislated"; I doubt youd raise a fuss if people wanted an explicit law outlawing the killing of just-born infants.

    The incredible irony here is that I bet if you polled these folks, they would be pro-choice on abortion, despite thinking that pet ownership is NOT a choice people deserve. How, exactly, is one a choice that is sacred (when it could potentially mean "killing a human") and the other not (when pets are generally treated well)?

  195. Legal codes aren't about feelings or emotions by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    "From Descartes on up, in the Western mindset, fish and other nonhuman animals don't have feelings, they don't have emotions, we can do whatever we want to them"

    This is fine so far as it goes, but that's not very far. Legal codes aren't based on feelings or emotions, and they'd probably work extremely badly if they were. The function of law is to regulate the functioning of society; only *humans* can meaningfully be considered as part of society. It's very hard to come up with any workable logical basis for the code of law to be extended over animals, at least beyond the point where it's more about human interests in said animals.

  196. EVEN BETTER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure this is the same guy... The Philip Gerrie they quote in the article, the guy talking about the 'western mindset'? He is a beekeeper. We must ban beekeeping! All those poor helpless ENSLAVED bees (millions of them) that Mr. Gerrie keeps for his own pleasure! Work themselves to death all summer just so he can steal their honey from them!

    http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/03/plan_bee_top_sf_beekeeper_doub.php

    How can he not see the double standard here? Fish can't be sold to a kid because they deserve better but the bees don't? (For the record, I think the whole thing is silly. I have bees, chickens, cats, dogs...They are all well cared for and happy (and the chickens are sometimes food....Better to live a good life in the open versus chicken from supermarket raised in cramped, dirty, nasty conditions...)

  197. Once Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Ban Francisco crowd has once again gone over the edge with proposed "me first" legislation. In that urban cesspool it is always about the individual and what they want, regardless of the consequences. Unfortunately, the local government seems to only listen to the extremist voices who yell the loudest. I can't believe that the great unwashed sit idly by and put up with this nonsense. Are they all rampant individuals?

    Definition:
    Individualism makes the individual its focus and so starts "with the fundamental premise that the human individual is of primary importance in the struggle for liberation." Classical liberalism (including libertarianism), existentialism and anarchism (especially individualist anarchism) are examples of movements that take the human individual as a central unit of analysis.

    It has also been used as a term denoting "The quality of being an individual; individuality" related to possessing "An individual characteristic; a quirk." Individualism is thus also associated with artistic and bohemian interests and lifestyles where there is a tendency towards self creation and experimentation as opposed to tradition or popular mass opinions and behaviors as so also with humanist philosophical positions and ethics.

    So much for E Pluribus Unum. Will we never stop suffering from the 60's mentality that has infected that city.

  198. Re:Curious by DontLickJesus · · Score: 1

    Prejudice against plants goes back much farther than animal, that will take more time.

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  199. Re:Curious by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    And once we've vanquished this "prejudice" against animals, and this "prejudice" against plants...we starve. Get outta here.

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  200. Re:Curious by DontLickJesus · · Score: 1

    :-) I should use more sarc marks when appropriate.

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  201. Re:Curious by Risen888 · · Score: 1

    lol :)

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  202. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't liberals ever stay on topic?

  203. Liberals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liberal ideas coming from the most Liberal city in America, and you wonder why these people are ruining our country...

  204. San Francisco, Pet Ban Bill, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got to either have this proposed San Francisco ordinance wrong or be kidding.
    The right to have a pet is one of those unenumerated but fundamental, God-given, natural human rights, like privacy and child-rearing, declared to exist in the Declaration of Independence and explicitly guaranteed, despite not being named, in the Ninth Amendment to the U. s. Constitution. Check he California Constitution, too.
    A dog, unlike many things heavily advertised or traded, has real value. It costs money to raise good puppies, so you would have to recoup it somehow. Whether you buy one from a good breeder, or from the pound, and we have got great dogs from both, you expect to pay for their services. Banning sales would make it impossible for both good breeders and the pound to care for and provide animals. Regulating unethical "puppy mills" and abuse or neglect is a different subject altogether and does make sense, but if you start arguing that dogs, much less snakes, monkeys, and rats have the same rights as humans, yhou quickly spin out into absurdities.
    My brother and his family lived for awhile in San Francisco and I have spent time there. I wouldn't live there if they gave me the place.

  205. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting choice of examples to demonstrate your points. I won't go into the first one (although, despite whatever your favorite neo-con has told you, most liberals do not want to take your guns away), but the second is an example of you wanting to control somebody else's body (oh, and by the way, in that example you didn't "father" a child, you had an orgasm, there's a big difference), the third involves you wanting to pollute other people's bodies, and the last one involves you wanting to be able to sell other beings' bodies.

    So I'd say you did a decent job of supporting the GP's point.

  206. Re:Guess they will have to ban their transport too by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    I won't go into the first one.

    Nice - you start with total avoidance of that point. Congratulations on losing before you begin.

    but the second is an example of you wanting to control somebody else's body

    *bzzzt*

    Nice fallacy, though. During pregnancy, there are two bodies involved.

    I know it's convenient for you to not think of an unborn kid as not being a distinct human being with its own body, but science actually says otherwise. QED: Abortion limits/affects another's life.

    you had an orgasm, there's a big difference

    False naivete as to what an orgasm entails won't help you escape basic facts. Spermatozoa is required for pregnancy.

    the third involves you wanting to pollute other people's bodies

    That massive battery in your hybrid isn't exactly made from unicorn poop, kiddo. Those chemicals had to come from somewhere, and that somewhere usually involves China - care to research how those chemicals are generally mined and refined, and what the ecological effects are? And we haven't even covered the paint, plastics, and energy required to assemble the whole thing. Long story short, lecturing on automotive pollution won't get you anywhere at all. ;)

    and the last one involves you wanting to be able to sell other beings' bodies.

    ...which are human how, exactly? Ah, but there's the dodge on your part - they're no longer animals, but "other beings". Well, last I checked there are very few progressives out there who have given up wearing/using leather, makeups/perfumes, eating meat, or various other objects and activities that involve the ability to "sell other beings' bodies".

    My point is simple, kiddo... *all* governmental/political types want to limit what others do, or affect others' lives. I originally pointed out what I did to break GGP's (or shall I say your?) little illusions, to show that there are no angels in the political realm.

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