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  1. Re:Which programming language! on Which Programming Language Is Most Popular - The Final Answer? (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Which.node++ 2.0 is already out; damn you are behind!

  2. Re:Php tied to platform? [Re:PHP] on Which Programming Language Is Most Popular - The Final Answer? (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Php runs on Windows, and is NOT restricted to web development. True, Linux and web is where it's most often used, but that's not the same as "tied to". I reject their classification.

  3. Re:Php tied to platform? [Re:PHP] on Which Programming Language Is Most Popular - The Final Answer? (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    JavaScript is mostly client-side programming because there are not many viable alternatives for the client of web stacks. Despite the node.js talk, JS is still not popular on the server side.

    If something came along to replace or reduce programming on the client side, JS usage could shrink quickly.

    Server-side languages are probably safer from UI fads and trends.

  4. Re:What the Idiotic Hell./ on Which Programming Language Is Most Popular - The Final Answer? (zdnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Relax, ranting about programming languages is how geeks blow off steam to keep us from doing sinister things like hacking Trump's barber to put afro-sauce into the formula.

  5. Php tied to platform? [Re:PHP] on Which Programming Language Is Most Popular - The Final Answer? (zdnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Indeed. The "money" languages are Php, C-sharp, and Java, for good or bad.

    I'm curious why the intro called Php "tied to a specific programming platform". I'd like clarification on that.

  6. Re:Fix OOP (Re:Null values as errors) on TypeScript 2.0 Released (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I'll try to find a better way to explain it, perhaps with some kind of pseudo-machine-language to show how the compiler/interpreter processes stuff.

  7. Re:Teased, burned on W3C Set To Publish HTML 5.1, Work Already Started On HTML 5.2 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    The "local format" must be fucked up then.

  8. Re:Careful what you ask for on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    If the Chinese launched any missiles towards Taiwan that decision would rank in the top 5 of the stupidest military decisions in modern history.

    Humans do stupid shit all the time.

  9. Fix OOP (Re:Null values as errors) on TypeScript 2.0 Released (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    As I ranted about in the Java 8 story re lambda hype, the problem is our common languages have a crappy OOP model with "stiff" method definitions.

    myFile = file.open(myPath) method openError {display("oh shit!");stop();}

    (A "method" keyword may not be needed; it's shown for clarity here.)

  10. Re:It's not just a cost issue. on Sad Reality: It's Cheaper To Get Hacked Than Build Strong IT Defenses (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    it is simply impossible to protect against every threat

    True, but irrelevant. The goal is to reduce total risk, not get the risk to 0%.

  11. Re:Do away with them on TypeScript 2.0 Released (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    For one, don't have functions/operations that accept or return nulls.

    And we can change the way we think about rows in a table. Instead of this:

    {employee name="Martha" salary=70000 birthdate="null"}

    Model it like this:

    {employee name="Martha" salary=70000}

  12. Do away with them on TypeScript 2.0 Released (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    I say get rid of nulls. They cause all kinds of problems and bloat up code. The few times you do "need" them can be handled other ways.

    For example, check to make sure the data structure has values (elements) before running an "average" operation on it. If you don't check and there are no elements in it, then it should throw an error rather than produce a null.

    Perhaps nulls are used in RDBMS because it's not easy to use conditionals or error handlers in queries to deal with an empty structure or no rows. Maybe have the Average function return two values (columns): one with the result value, and another column with a the count of elements averaged. If the count is zero, then the result value is invalid (not informative), but would be set to zero for consistency.

    A potential problem with getting rid of nulls is that languages may have to support them for backward compatibility with existing stuff that produces nulls.

  13. Re:To late .. they are already here on Stephen Hawking Wants To Find Aliens Before They Find Us (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Will they finally teach you the difference between to and too?

    Noh, thay weel reefaktr Eenglish speleeng tu bee fohnetik and lojikul.

  14. Re:To late .. they are already here on Stephen Hawking Wants To Find Aliens Before They Find Us (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    So basically Hillary pulls off the mask and goes from President to Reptilian overlord?

    The debates will be between Mrs. Gorn and Donald the Hutt.

  15. Careful what you ask for on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    China will blur them for you ... via missiles

  16. Re:640K ought to be enough for anybody on Verizon Says It Knows You Don't Need Unlimited Data (digitaltrends.com) · · Score: 1

    That still applies right?

    Well, it's what I got used to from Comcast.

  17. Re:With all due respect to Mr. Hawking and us... on Stephen Hawking Wants To Find Aliens Before They Find Us (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah. But what if we are *tasty*...

    "Here Mr. Blipzerg, have a Trump Steak. It's made out of real Trump."

  18. Re:Microsoft Spokesman here... on Microsoft Asked To Compensate After Windows 10 Update Bricked PCs (www.bgr.in) · · Score: 1

    Galaxy Note 7 running Windows 10? ... RUUUNN!

  19. Re:The U.S. ain't perfect, but... on Trump Opposes Plan For US To Hand Over Internet Oversight To a Global Governance (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    As for technical standards: You would have to be kidding. That requires Real genuine expense and effort,

    Russia and China have a lot of smart people; more than USA even. And as MS shows, you don't need smarts to divert or muck up standards.

    The rest of your arguments seem to assume careful reasoning by politicians before making forking choices. They are politicians: tech logic and rational resource allocation often means shit to them.

    For example, Donald Trump, who is arguably on par with Hillary to win the election, wants to build an expensive wall which is relatively easy to breach with tunnels and ladders; when more border guards, drones, and business auditing would be cheaper and probably more effective.

  20. Re:politifact says: mostly true on At Least 26 Claimed Galaxy Note 7 Fire Reports Were Untrue, Samsung Says (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    PANTS ON FIRE!!

    Indeed. Politifact should change their icon to a Galaxy 7.

  21. My sincere apologies on Uber's Terrifying 'Ghost Drivers' Are Freaking Out Passengers in China (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry about that; I forgot my makeup and to shave.

  22. Re:Robotic Uber cars will solve these problems on Uber's Terrifying 'Ghost Drivers' Are Freaking Out Passengers in China (qz.com) · · Score: 1
  23. Re:Great News on Yahoo Confirms Massive Data Breach, 500 Million Users Impacted [Updated] (recode.net) · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...finally get my account details back. I've been trying to find out my password for years!

    Found it for you: dum6@ssTr011

  24. My wife had Yahoo email a couple of years ago.

    One day all the parents of our child's soccer team got an email that appeared to be from her hawking some cheesy product. She had to send an apology, explaining her email account was breached.