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  1. Re:getting a job though is still tough on AI Experts In High Demand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The technology has its place. But it isn't something that magically does the right thing.

    It only has to be slightly less stupid than typical humans, and/or cost less than humans. It may also need more trace-ability, such as knowing why it gave an answer it did. With humans you can ask and usually get an answer such as "we always did it this way", "that way usually works for me", or "because the alternative confuses the sales team", etc.

    But career-wise AI has had multiple boom/bust cycles as the usual hype-masters overdo claims and damage AI's cred. Have a Plan B if you go into AI. (No, not a Plan 9.)

  2. Re:The first crappy language I encountered! on Bill Gates Owes His Career To Steven Spielberg's Dad; You May, Too · · Score: 1

    It had the advantage that editing was easy and consistent across vendors. You type in the line number and it's there. You retype it with different code and it's changed. You type the number without code and it's deleted. In the teletype era this was a important.

  3. Re:More like to his own parents on Bill Gates Owes His Career To Steven Spielberg's Dad; You May, Too · · Score: 1

    my employers refused to sell it because they said "No one would buy software written in the UK!"

    Your marketing dept. needed better liars. There never was a dBASE I because they called the first version II to give it credibility, for example.

  4. If corporations are people on Microsoft's AI Judges Age From Snapshots, With Mixed Results · · Score: 1

    I fed it an MS brochure, and it said the company acts 80 years old

  5. Maybe they didn't like my entry on Two Gunman Killed Outside "Draw the Prophet" Event In Texas · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's my drawing of Mohammad.

  6. Re:human overpopulation on Empty Landscape Looms, If Large Herbivores Continue to Die Out · · Score: 1

    we need to cut the human population in half in the next 100 years (by breeding less, not killing people off)

    Unfortunately, war is the more politically palatable solution among the two.

  7. Re:Empty landscape my arse on Empty Landscape Looms, If Large Herbivores Continue to Die Out · · Score: 4, Funny

    if you're just going down the highway the largest mammal you're likely to see is a fat guy whose having car trouble

    And you didn't stop to help me, insensitive skinny clod!

  8. Re:What the... on 4.0 Earthquake Near Concord, California · · Score: 1

    Some hell of a shit to cause a 4-quake. No more chili-burgers for you.

  9. Re:Hai Guyz on 4.0 Earthquake Near Concord, California · · Score: 1

    They want you to think it's a mere bird.

  10. Re:If the past 30 years are any indication on Robots In 2020: Lending a Helping Hand To Humans (And Each Other) · · Score: 1

    Utah Jazz will win a championship before we see flying cars and Rosey-like maid robots.

  11. Re:scripting in a document is bad on CareerBuilder Cyberattack Delivers Malware Straight To Employers · · Score: 1

    scripting does not belong in documents!

    Microsoft should invent Inactive-X

  12. Recursion Expert on CareerBuilder Cyberattack Delivers Malware Straight To Employers · · Score: 3, Funny

    WANTED: Security expert to help patch the problems caused by our search for security experts.

  13. AT&T = Bill Trolls on AT&T Bills Elderly Customer $24,298.93 For Landline Dial-Up Service · · Score: 1

    AT&T has been dicking with our bills for years. They have added "insurance" fees and plan-change fees without asking or warning, for example. When confronted with it, they usually pull a Steve Urkel: "Oh gee, how did that little charge get on there?"

  14. Re:Dumb stuff on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Some people just like to complain.

    Is Lena by chance Hawaiian?

  15. Re:ion engine compare? [Re:This again?] on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    It's interesting researchers say the efficiency falls off at higher power. That suggests it *is* quantum-related, because quantum stuff always seems to have tricky walls that limit its practical use. God doesn't only play dice with the universe, but teases us with near misses.

  16. Re:A perfect combination [correction PMM] on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    To me, she has 2 vaginas and 1 tit

  17. PETA has been informed on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    I have an ugly feeling this ultimately involves unpleasantries with cats.

  18. Re:A perfect combination [correction PMM] on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    Oops, I meant PMM. I have Lexdysia. My ships travel backward.

  19. Re:A perfect combination on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    use Cold Fusion to power the EM drive.

    That's for amateurs. Elite engineers use a perpetual motion machine (PPM) to power it. In fact, skip the EMD, just use the PPM to power the whole damned ship. Keep it simple.

  20. Re:inventor? on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    If nobody knows how it works, how did the guy invent it?

    Just like penicillin.

    1. Bacteria invents it thru mutation and natural selection
    2. Humans discover it
    3. Conglomerate steals credit & patents it
    4. Profit!

    Look Ma, no "???" needed!

  21. Re:ion engine compare? [Re:This again?] on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    *without* spitting anything out.

    But no known container is 100% radiation-leak-proof. Thus, energy is leaking out of the container in some form. Even heat can generate thrust, as the "Pioneer anomaly" investigation showed. I would assume they accounted for that.

    But it would be cool if they discovered the lopsided chamber resulted in the conversion of microwave radiation into dark energy or dark matter, which seem difficult to measure, explaining the puzzlement.

    Flying saucers: just around the corner?

  22. Re:This again? on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because we can't see the balance doesn't mean it isn't there.

    So it's powered by a typical Comcast bill

  23. Re:This again? on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    Works based on fairies flying out of an engineer's butt

    Does that mean we have to send that blessed engineer into space to power the probe? I'd rather "have to" send politicians. If bullsh1t turned out to be a powerful propellant, we could hook it up to the bozo's in Washington DC and visit Andromeda.

    P.S. don't walk into the EMD lab wearing a red shirt until they find out how it works.

  24. ion engine compare? [Re:This again?] on New Test Supports NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    [eliminating the need to carry propellant]...violate conservation of momentum by invoking some sort of vaguely defined quantum woo...

    What are we calling "propellant"? It requires power to generate the radiation. How is this diff than say an ion engine? It needs SOME energy source, just not necessarily traditional sources such as flammable chemicals.

    And as the radiation bounces around inside the Gumby-head-shaped chamber, it does lose some energy on each bounce such that the radiation generator has keep doing its job.

    What's unknown is if we get "bonus" energy beyond what say an ion engine can do with the same amount of electricity.

    The speculation is kind of like cold-fusion for space: direct matter-to-energy conversion without the messy side-effects such as high temperatures and dangerous radiation found in traditional nuclear reactors.

  25. Re:Unfair rap? on American Psychological Association Hit With New Torture Allegations · · Score: 1

    Don't give them ideas! Certain parts of my anatomy hurt just thinking about it.