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  1. Bah, it's just the reflection of Venus off of a weather balloon.

  2. Bender was her copilot, and he wants his shiny metal ass back.

  3. Re:Nostradamus on New Study Shows Three Abrupt Pulses of CO2 During Last Deglaciation · · Score: 2

    How about we give points to both sides:

    Points to GOP: The Earth's temperature is volatile such that man-made changes to it are not really anything new or unique*.

    Points to Dems: Increases in CO2 provably cause the temperature to rise.

    * Sub-counter-point: The changes will f$ck over human society either way.

  4. Re:Do you charge your phone every day? on How Apple Watch Is Really a Regression In Watchmaking · · Score: 1

    Back then I didn't need to charge my electric fence to keep the kids off my lawn.

  5. Re: I hope they have insurance on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    That's another 10 years in school :-)

  6. Re: I hope they have insurance on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    The total mass & gravity of the (ex) moon would remain the same if it became a black hole.

  7. Re:Don't get mad, get even on Ken Ham's Ark Torpedoed With Charges of Religious Discrimination · · Score: 1

    Less dramatic than a ship. Sometimes you have to use showmanship to get people to pay attention, even if it's technically less accurate or logical.

  8. Re:umm.. what? on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    Quantum Rube Goldberg Device...or is that redundant?

  9. Re:"Is consciousness required?" on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    God typed "Run Idiots_Beta.exe"

  10. Re:Pants on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    Don't we do this every morning when we put our pants on?

    We're supposed to wear pants? No wonder I just got a pay cut.

  11. Re:dont just stand there! on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    so it's like using Intel CPU's

  12. Re:I hope they have insurance on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    Yes, but there may be something about the atmosphere or environment up there that mitigates the effects. I don't think it's likely, but the probability is greater than zero.

    Ideally, we'd do such experiments on the moon or Mars instead of Earth.

  13. I hope they have insurance on Researchers At Brown University Shattered a Quantum Wave Function · · Score: 1

    One of these days humanity will get the Galactic Darwin Award.

    "Here at the LHC, News 9 is about to witness the first ever batch of artificial mini black holes. Here comes the first one now...oh shi~ ^& [NO CARRIER]

  14. Re:Long over due. on Hackers Breach White House Network · · Score: 1

    Time to invade Microsoft!

  15. Re:Failed objective on Hackers Breach White House Network · · Score: 1

    The teacher had to sell it to the principle that it was merely an "instant human biology lesson".

  16. Toldja! on Hackers Breach White House Network · · Score: 1

    has been using weaponized PowerPoint files

    I've been telling the suits that PowerPoint will put an eye out, and now I have proof

  17. Hit "Go" button at wrong angle on Antares Rocket Explodes On Launch · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs: "You were launching it wrong."

  18. Re:Don't get mad, get even on Ken Ham's Ark Torpedoed With Charges of Religious Discrimination · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, but I'd hate to be on the Mutation Coaster.

  19. So that's where they went on Location of Spilled Oil From 2010 Deepwater Horizon Event Found · · Score: 1

    Along with 30,000 pair-less socks

  20. Don't get mad, get even on Ken Ham's Ark Torpedoed With Charges of Religious Discrimination · · Score: 5, Funny

    Build a replica of the HMS Beagle next to it, Darwin's ship.

  21. USS Irony on Ken Ham's Ark Torpedoed With Charges of Religious Discrimination · · Score: 1

    They should build it in Florida; they're gonna need it when global warming floods the place.

  22. But I *am* the best! on We Are All Confident Idiots · · Score: 1

    I know I can out-troll anybody. Watch this!...

  23. Oh oh on We Are All Confident Idiots · · Score: 1

    "Professor Dunning is quite confident in the results of the study." (Paraphrased...sorta)

  24. Re: China is more capitalistic than the USA on First Commercial Mission To the Moon Launched From China · · Score: 1

    In h*ll you have Chinese wife, American food, and Japanese house.

  25. Sky-light compromise on The Airplane of the Future May Not Have Windows · · Score: 1

    People are more comfortable if they see some bit of outside. I'd suggest at least a sky-light(s) of some kind on the ceiling. It can be closed up or have a haze layer drawn over it if the sun is too direct.