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  1. Re:Carbon dioxide is *NOT* toxic. [Zepped!] on Venus' Crust Heals Too Fast For Plate Tectonics · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you a plant?

    Yes, but call me Robert.

  2. Re:The geology department is trying to... on Venus' Crust Heals Too Fast For Plate Tectonics · · Score: 1

    but we are being "lightly toasted", not "scorched"; that's the difference. (Time to use cooking terms, for libraries-of-congress analogies are getting old.)

  3. Soccer on In a Hole, Golf Courses Experiment With 15-inch Holes · · Score: 1

    Soccer also needs bigger goals if it wants to thrive in the US. Scores like 2-to-1 are too boring for a US audience that prefers instant and constant gratification. Some also feel it's too random: small differences make too big a impact. Offense sells tickets. Get it up to 15 or so point averages if you want it popular in the US.

    Or perhaps get rid of the goalie, or draw a line to push the goalie out of the scoring box so that fields don't have to install giant goal boxes.

  4. Re:Economics != English on Google: Better To Be a 'B' CS Grad Than an 'A+' English Grad · · Score: 1

    Indeed. English is flooded with wannabe teachers and dreamy literature fanatics. Economics less so. The opening is comparing apples (English) to peaches (Economics) to oranges (CS). I guess it was written by an English major, eh?

  5. Sometimes I miss W, but not for political reasons on L.A. Science Teacher Suspended Over Student Science Fair Projects · · Score: 1

    "The tairsts are trying to git nukalar weapons. We must make sure their missionification is not completificated."

  6. Re:just like homeopathy on Why Portland Should Have Kept Its Water, Urine and All · · Score: 1

    Water is filthy, fish have sex in it.

    It's okay, they are married.

  7. Re:How is this different than christianity? on Google Aids Scientology-Linked Group CCHR With Pay-Per-Click Ads · · Score: 1

    You don't get a temple "pass" unless you fully pay 10%. If you don't have one, word gets around. Maybe your parents just accepted the fact that they were not entirely "in".

  8. Soviets? on RIP, NASA Moon Landing Engineer John C. Houbolt · · Score: 1

    If I am not mistaken, one of the reasons the Soviet Union gave up the moon race is that the rendezvous-at-the-moon approach was considered too complicated for their electronics of the day, so they tried for the "big rocket" approach instead.

    However, the shear size of the thing was too much to manage, creating a giant explosion in tests that killed key researchers.

  9. Re:It's not Psychs ... on Google Aids Scientology-Linked Group CCHR With Pay-Per-Click Ads · · Score: 1

    Psychlops: the one-eyed mutant psychologist.

  10. Re:How is this different than christianity? on Google Aids Scientology-Linked Group CCHR With Pay-Per-Click Ads · · Score: 1

    Imagine if the christian church charged admission for services.

    Mormonism doesn't outright force a 10% income "tithing", but you are pretty much ostracized if you don't pay up.

  11. Re:Color me a "skeptic" on 3 Former Astronauts: Earth-Asteroid Collisions Are a Real But Preventable Danger · · Score: 2

    Earth has been impacted by asteroids in the past, so there's nothing to worry about. It's just a natural phenomenon

    ^ Cockroach lobbyist

  12. Re:So - who's in love with the government again? on Beer Price Crisis On the Horizon · · Score: 1

    Ethanol is a red-state welfare, actually. Red states keep pushing it because it keeps the price of corn high.

  13. Re:Guys, 2020 is just sixe years from now on Bookies Predict the Future of Tech · · Score: 1

    AKA Putin

  14. Re:they couldn't have just read Dilbert? on California Utility May Replace IT Workers with H-1B Workers · · Score: 1

    It's so universal it's seen everywhere.

    Managers should also be formally judged by their underlings. If they score low or fail to improve in problem categories, they get docked pay.

    It can be an anonymous survey with 20 or so categories such as "Shows respect to me (employee)", "Explains my tasks clearly", "Listens to and thoughtfully considers my opinion", "Gives me meaningful and relevant work", "Explains the purpose of my work in terms of organizational goals", etc.

  15. Re:Outsourcing! Management Sux! What?!? on California Utility May Replace IT Workers with H-1B Workers · · Score: 1

    But third-world labor is often cheaper because those countries don't have and/or enforce labor, safety, and pollution laws. Should we trash the USA in order to compete with those used to living in trashy country?

    Further, individuals here don't have the ability to change their entire country even if they personally wanted the trade-offs offered by such an Ayn Rand "paradise".

    And why reward trashy countries for being trashy by giving them our jobs? We should encourage them to get civilized.

  16. Dilbert is Real on California Utility May Replace IT Workers with H-1B Workers · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCE's management culture may be particularly primed for firing its IT workers...One observation in this report...was that 'employees perceive managers to be more concerned about how they 'look' from above, and less concerned about how they are viewed by their subordinates.

    PHB1: "This survey shows our employees think we in management are clueless superficial jerks. What do we do about it?"

    PHB2: "I got it! Fire them all and outsource their work to new people who don't yet know we are clueless superficial jerks."

    PHB1: "Brilliant! Let's vote ourselves a raise for this plan!"

  17. Re:Better not ask them... on Americans Uncomfortable With Possibility of Ubiquitous Drones, Designer Babies · · Score: 1

    That's not how they're made. See, you start with a blow-up doll...

  18. We may have NO choice on Americans Uncomfortable With Possibility of Ubiquitous Drones, Designer Babies · · Score: 1

    If other countries start creating "tiger kids" en mass, then the USA may be forced to accept the idea in order to economically compete.

    Resistance is fu......oh sh8t!

  19. Re:Oracle burning bridges on Oracle Deflects Blame For Troubled Oregon Health Care Site · · Score: 1

    You mean the org resembles its leader?

  20. Re:ALL the exchanges failed on Oracle Deflects Blame For Troubled Oregon Health Care Site · · Score: 1

    was that the rollout was rushed for political reasons. If it were slowed down then the republicans might have had more success killing it before implementation.

    That might be "political" reasons, but it's also practical reasons. If you want to get certain things done, you have to race against competition trying to kill it.

    For about 100 years various presidents and lawmaking groups have tried to enact a medical insurance program of some sort, only to see it smashed down. With that kind of record you know you have to move quickly and take some risk to slip through the narrow cracks of opportunity that present themselves.

    Like it or hate it, ACA is a monumental political endeavor with equally monumental forces pushing against it. The horse has to be big and ride fast to get something like this through, and that probably means inadvertently stepping on and squashing stuff along the way.

    When Biden was caught on mike saying, "This is a big fucking deal!", it was no exaggeration.

  21. Re:It's Not Really Oracle on Oracle Deflects Blame For Troubled Oregon Health Care Site · · Score: 2

    It's that people think they can drop Oracle on top of a crappy design and that will somehow magically fix it.

    That's probably what the sales-person told them.

    "Just drop your leaky little app into our Oratron Fix-O-Matic 5000 and out will pop perfect shiny reports and data! You have my trustworthy word!"

    However, seems they forgot to get it in writing.

  22. Oracle burning bridges on Oracle Deflects Blame For Troubled Oregon Health Care Site · · Score: 1

    Oracle should accept some losses and quietly make an amiable-as-possible exit. Why air dirty laundry about clients? Even if the State is partly to blame, being a loud asshole makes you less likely to get future gov't contracts.

  23. Re:Not Evolution on NASA Proposes "Water World" Theory For Origin of Life · · Score: 2

    This is the theory of abiogenesis, not evolution. Evolution is how life changes, not how it got started.

    But life probably cannot start until evolution helps it along. Something that was half-alive probably had to be shaped further by evolution to become true life.

    For example, an early molecule that was perhaps either too poor a replicator (sloppy & broken) or too accurate a replicator (exact clones) would have reached a dead end if evolution didn't start pruning the copies to find the Goldilocks range of imperfection level (mutation) in the replication process necessary for continuing life.

  24. Where have I seen this design before? on MIT Designs Tsunami Proof Floating Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    Assume a large spherical radioactive cow...

  25. Plea to God on Astronomers Solve Puzzle of the Mountains That Fell From Space · · Score: 1

    Do it again, do it again!