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In a Hole, Golf Courses Experiment With 15-inch Holes

Hugh Pickens DOT Com (2995471) writes "According to the National Golf Foundation, golf has lost five million players in the last decade with 20 percent of the existing 25 million golfers apt to quit in the next few years. Now Bill Pennington writes that golf courses across the country are experimenting with 15 inch golf holes the size of pizzas to stop people from quitting the game. "We've got to stop scaring people away from golf by telling them that there is only one way to play the game and it includes these specific guidelines," says Ted Bishop, president of the PGA of America. "We've got to offer more forms of golf for people to try. We have to do something to get them into the fold, and then maybe they'll have this idea it's supposed to be fun." A 15-inch-hole event was held at the Reynolds Plantation resort last week featuring top professional golfers Sergio García and Justin Rose, the defending United States Open champion. "A 15-inch hole could help junior golfers, beginning golfers and older golfers score better, play faster and like golf more," says García, who shot a six-under-par 30 for nine holes in the exhibition. Another alternative is foot golf, in which players kick a soccer ball from the tee to an oversize hole, counting their kicks. Still it is no surprise that not everyone agrees with the burgeoning alternative movement to make golf more user-friendly. "I don't want to rig the game and cheapen it," says Curtis Strange, a two-time United States Open champion and an analyst for ESPN. "I don't like any of that stuff. And it's not going to happen either. It's all talk.""

405 comments

  1. ...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did this get posted? Golf??!

    1. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a lot like software. There's a large solution space but only a few valid solutions and a lot of traps. There's an enormous amount of rules, lots of tools that all look the same but aren't. The people dress poorly but are quite rich.

    2. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What in creation are you talking about?

    3. Re:...news for nerds.. by philip.mather5551 · · Score: 2

      It's a coded message from the resistence, 15-inch Hole is clearly a reference to Beta.

    4. Re:...news for nerds.. by LookIntoTheFuture · · Score: 4, Funny

      15 inch holes

      Is goatse.cx the connection? It's goatse.cx isn't it?

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    5. Re:...news for nerds.. by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      yeah, but its outside directly under the sun......

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    6. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, but its outside directly under the sun......

      Cue the sweaty fatbodies claiming golf is a "sport" and golfers are somehow "athletes".

      You had to walk between holes, big whoop. Walking only seems hard when you're fat and have to waddle side to side, shuffling around like a fucked up duck.

    7. Re:...news for nerds.. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      whats your definition of a sport?

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    8. Re:...news for nerds.. by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Something requiring human strength, speed and skill (coordination).

    9. Re:...news for nerds.. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A sport, by definition, is any form of physical activity that aims to use, maintain and improve physical ability or skills for the purpose of entertainment of participants and/or spectators. If you think walking even factors in to the experience of playing golf, I suggest you go out and try it yourself. It's one of the hardest sports to play well, requiring a mixture of concentration, extreme coordination and practice to even be decent. Walking, which isn't even a required aspect of the sport thanks to these things you may have heard of called "golf carts", isn't even tough - the difficulty is in hitting the ball at the proper trajectory, without slicing it, with the correct amount of power (taking into account which club you're using), most of which is dependent on the course layout. Complaining about walking and being out in the sun is just absurd when the walking part is entirely optional, and is like complaining about the fact that you need to stand on the sideline while playing football (you can sit, either on the grass or on the bench).

    10. Re:...news for nerds.. by TchrBabe · · Score: 1

      Goatse? This topic certainly deserves a reductio ad absurdum response." Even the most inexperienced newbie should be able to land a golf ball in a hole the size of a medium pizza. Maybe they should have instructiors like this kid: Four Year Old Scores Hole in One

    11. Re:...news for nerds.. by war4peace · · Score: 0

      So... fuck chess? 'cause as sure as hell it ain't requiring strength, speed or coordination.

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    12. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly isn't a sport. I guess that means it's for nerds?

      Golf is dying because it's boring and pointless.

    13. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      golf players referred to themselves as "hackers" long before computer nerds did.

    14. Re:...news for nerds.. by Walter+White · · Score: 3, Funny

      Golf is dying because it's boring and pointless.

      As an avid fisherman I hope to see the popularity of golf grow.

    15. Re:...news for nerds.. by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      thats very limiting. human strength and speed and skill don't always go together. Golf has a high level of skill but you don't have to be very strong or fast. Some sports have participants that have one or more of those 3 attributes but not all in the same package.

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    16. Re:...news for nerds.. by show+me+altoids · · Score: 1

      How did this get posted? Golf??!

      Obviously you're not a golfer.

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    17. Re:...news for nerds.. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      I know what sport is, i've played soccer, rugby, tennis, squash, athletics, cycling, cricket, scuba... i wasn;t complaining about it being outside, i think you suffered a "whoosh" moment about my original post, think about where geeks live and work (note to self, put a /sarcasm tag on jokes)

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    18. Re:...news for nerds.. by GuitarNeophyte · · Score: 2

      I think there are probably two main things keeping more people from trying golf.

      1) The Image. Like you said, many people consider it to be boring and pointless. Other people consider it a game only for the elite (or those who consider themselves the elite) of society.

      2) The Cost. Unlike mini-golf, you generally have to supply your own equipment that can get prohibitively expensive. A friend of mine wanted to try golf because his work was having a golf outing together. He had to shell out $80 for somebody else's used clubs. $80 to TRY a game? Another of my friends went to the same golf outing and brought one club and everybody laughed at him. He had a blast, but he wasn't doing the game like everybody else.

      If my friends enjoyed golfing and the golf course lent you clubs for cheap, I'd definitely try it with them. As it stands, I'll keep to frisbee golf (a very fun game, by the way), where the only cost to entry is a $12 heavy frisbee that you can lend to whoever else you want to play with. Like golf, there's plenty of room to grow, with specialty discs for different kinds of throws. Once I realized I like the game, I bought like five discs. I generally only use two of them, but I have five, so I can bring a bunch of people with me and we can all have fun for cheap.

    19. Re:...news for nerds.. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      It's one of the hardest sports to play well

      Spoken like someone who has never played any other sport in their life.

      Seriously. Golf is not harder than baseball, basketball, soccer, football or any other sport. They all require concentration, practice and far more coordination than golf.

    20. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, chess is not a a sport. Don't get me wrong I love chess, but it's a board game.

    21. Re:...news for nerds.. by udippel · · Score: 2

      How did this get posted? Golf??!

      Very much deservedly, though!
      I for one have never trodden a golf course all my life, and wouldn't have to, I guess, for my remaining years. I don't envy golfers, neither.

      But the message is highly interesting, and spot on. Because it points out a serious deficiency our society has been developing, globally. If it is education, higher education, PhDs, salary, luxury, climbing Mount Everest, scoring all 'A's, CGPA of 3.99 and above ... . Everything needs to be just there, in front of a person, and most of all with the slightest effort. If one can afford it. Mount Everest does not equal hard mountaineering, and expertise, any longer but a cheque of US$ 60.000+. And off you go, entitled to score being at the top, if need be carried on the back of a Sherpa. Universities are being dumped down, of cause with the good reason that schools are. Just read Slashdot over the last few days, if in doubt.
      The message is that everyone is equal (to which I personally even subscribe one way or another), and everyone can achieve; no, is entitled to achieve whatever (s)he so desires (to which I subscribe as far as that person does on her own, without conveniently modifying the rules).
      Therefore, yes, it is very suitable as 'stuff for nerds' and it does matter. Nerds are the opposite, usually. They dig deep into a specific subject trying to master, or conquer, it. A good golfer, so I am being told, needs to work really hard on herself as well, to master the drive, to concentrate, be physically fit, etc.
      Simply to equate golfers with a bunch of lazy big spenders following this sport for only social reasons and networking would do the serious and hard-working golfing enthusiasts injustice.

    22. Re:...news for nerds.. by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know about calling it a sport still. For me, it falls into the same categorization as bowling, darts, and billiards. That isn't to say that golf, along with those other sports don't require a huge amount of skill, but I would hesitate to lump them into the same category as soccer, basketball, hockey, cycling, running, and other more physically exerting sports. This same kind of thing comes up when equating Starcraft with real sports, calling it an e-sport. Sure there are certain physical characteristics one must possess, but that doesn't mean it should be lumped into the same category.

      Also, in the PGA, they are not allowed golf carts. There was, as far as I'm aware, only a single golfer allowed to use a golf cart, because he had a physical disability. So, although golf carts may be used by amateurs and weekend warriors, that doesn't really mean it's part of the game. Just as there are oversized clubs that once can use that aren't tournament legal. If players want to make up their own rules amongst themselves, nobody is going to stop them. In recreational golf, it's not uncommon for players to take a mulligan, or stop counting when they get more than a double bogey.

      If anything people aren't leaving because the game is too hard, but because the game is just too expensive. People have found other things to spend their money on. I've heard that cycling is turning into the new golf. Sure you can spend tons of money on the equipment, just like golf, but it's free once you own the equipment. People see very little value in paying for country club memberships as many of the people who now have money are don't care about the whole socialization aspect of it.

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    23. Re:...news for nerds.. by njnnja · · Score: 1

      How about....because advances in materials technology over the last hundred years have allowed many members of the upper middle class to afford light shafts and gigantic golf club heads that have disproportionately made hitting the ball long distances, straight, much easier than it used to be. However, putting has remained at about the same level of difficulty as it always has been. So the game is greatly changed, and they are examining a rules change to re-balance the difficulty of the long game and the short game to be more consistent with what it was long ago.

    24. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine wanted to try golf because his work was having a golf outing together. He had to shell out $80 for somebody else's used clubs. $80 to TRY a game?

      If you are going to play with other people you know, you can share clubs while trying things out. You could keep sharing them for some time too as long as your friends are all way taller or shorter than you. There are plenty of other sports that can easily sink more than $50 I spent on some used clubs, whether from initial equipment & clothing to rental fees that add up quick. Although golf can stay kind of expensive depending on what courses are near by and how easily you get bored with one.

    25. Re:...news for nerds.. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Which is why chess is a game, not a sport. Not running it down--games are probably my favorite thing in this world. But it's not a sport.

    26. Re:...news for nerds.. by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Golf is a non-sport if ever there was one. It is indeed 'a good walk, spoilt' and walking is an activity, but it is not a sport.

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    27. Re:...news for nerds.. by tsqr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      whats your definition of a sport?

      A game in which the spectators are able to scream at the top of their lungs, throw cups of beer at the officials, blast air horns, toot vuvuzelas, and/or wave fun noodles while the contestants are trying to concentrate on scoring points. Golf, tennis, and bowling are examples of competitive games that could be considered sports if one or more of these elements were present.

    28. Re:...news for nerds.. by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Golf has a high level of skill but you don't have to be very strong or fast.

      While putting does not require much strength, doesn't driving (i.e. long distance shots) require a lot of upper body strength equivalent to olympic sports like javelin and discus throw?

    29. Re:...news for nerds.. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Outright physical endurance isn't a requirement for an activity to be a sport. Motorsports are considered sports, and their primary attribute isn't physical exertion (besides the extremely long race forms), it's knowledge and skill. Equestrian is considered a sport, yet it's far less physically exerting than even golf - the horse is doing the majority of the work. Chess and Bridge are both considered sports by both the IOC and SportAccord (a group considered the de facto representative for sports internationally). If you want to debate the physical requirement, there's your line, between those sports - not golf, which absolutely is physical at its' core. Even if golf is not highly challenging in the physical endurance sense, it definitely has a huge dexterity component.

    30. Re:...news for nerds.. by rossdee · · Score: 1

      " For me, it falls into the same categorization as bowling, darts, and billiards."

      If you don't consider darts a sport, what about archery, or the shooting competitions that involve firearms?
      I consider them to be 'sports'

      OTOH I consider figure skating and rhythmic gymnastics to be 'art' not 'sport'. (if the score is subjective, rather than measured with a stopwatch or a ruler then its an art.
       

    31. Re:...news for nerds.. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Played all of them, some in better-than-casual settings. Baseball is a piece of cake compared to golf. Basketball is a great combination of endurance, skill and strategy. Soccer I didn't pick up until much later, so I'm rather bad at the footwork aspect. I never played beyond touch football, so I'm not even going to go there.

    32. Re:...news for nerds.. by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Darts is the weirdest thing to be honest. People will consider archery and shooting sports, but not darts. I think it's because it seems so random to a beginner, but when you get deeper into it, it becomes pretty clear that it's all about fine motor skill.

    33. Re:...news for nerds.. by MitchDev · · Score: 0

      Wow, something even more boring and pointless than golf, I forgot all about fishing...

    34. Re:...news for nerds.. by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Now that is hands down the best reason I've heard for saying golf is not a sport.

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    35. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get posted? Golf??!

      "Posted by timothy" .. 'nuff said.

    36. Re:...news for nerds.. by Zordak · · Score: 3, Informative

      Golf has a high level of skill but you don't have to be very strong or fast.

      While putting does not require much strength, doesn't driving (i.e. long distance shots) require a lot of upper body strength equivalent to olympic sports like javelin and discus throw?

      I don't golf much, but in my experience, no. It just requires leverage and precision. When I was at a big law firm, I would sometimes play in "scramble" golf tournaments, where bad golfers (like me) teamed up with good golfers (3 or 4 to a team), and you took everybody's best shot. In one of these tournaments, I won the overall prize for best drive (this was against a number of lawyers who golf a lot). I do not have any special upper body strength, and certainly no skill. I just happened, that one time, to strike the ball just right so it flew straight, and flew a long way. And it was a one-off thing. Most of the rest of my drives didn't even go the right way. I doubt you will ever see a noob accidentally make a one-off farthest discus or javelin throw.

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    37. Re:...news for nerds.. by Zordak · · Score: 2

      Wow, something even more boring and pointless than golf, I forgot all about fishing...

      Except with fishing, at least you get to eat when you win.

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    38. Re:...news for nerds.. by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Darts is the weirdest thing to be honest. People will consider archery and shooting sports, but not darts. I think it's because it seems so random to a beginner, but when you get deeper into it, it becomes pretty clear that it's all about fine motor skill.

      And maths and strategy. You're left with a score and need to get to zero with the last dart hitting a double, so you need to not only know what combinations will get you there, but also which ones will do the least amount of damage if you miss, and redo your strategy if you miss or a dart blocks your strike zone.
      It's as much in your head as it is in your aim, arm and hand.

    39. Re:...news for nerds.. by graphius · · Score: 1

      Why is this not modded +5 Funny

    40. Re:...news for nerds.. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Doesn't have to be... along with the 15 inch holes, I was thinking we could trade the ball and clubs in for ballistic missiles...

    41. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to a golf course sometime and look at the majority of people playing. Any sport that is overwhelmingly played by frail old people does not require Olympic-level upper body strength.

    42. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because it's an article about "Casual Gaming", that's why.

    43. Re:...news for nerds.. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Code golf. And no, I don't think we should allow larger code holes that one-liners.

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    44. Re:...news for nerds.. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Golf, is a low impact sport, where you can get good exercise but not seem like a jock.

      However I don't think it is the size of the hole is the major factor. That is why we have handicap levels.

      But the following:
      1. Cost of equipment. Paying more then $100 to start a sport, makes entry difficult.
      2. Size of equipment. A golf bag, fills a significant portion of your cars trunk, or you need a place to store it off season.
      3. Golf Greens, often require you to pre-plan a Tee time, often you may need to join a club to gain access.

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    45. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to a public pool sometime and look at the majority of people swimming. Any sport that is overwhelmingly played by frail old people does not require Olympic-level upper body strength.

    46. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You could keep sharing them for some time too as long as your friends are not all way taller or shorter than you."

      Left out a word. Sharing clubs might not be optimal if you get really good, are different sizes or have different preferences and want to squeeze last bit of performance out of that. But at that point you either are getting clubs because you feel the money is justified because you play a lot, or because you want to try an actual competition (or you think you can compensate by spending money...). If you are just a group of a friends who will always play together, chances are you can chip in and just get a set of clubs to split between you, assuming none of you already have one or can't borrow a set. The cost of beer will likely dwarf any investment in equipment after a couple games.

    47. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      generally, it could be said that this is relevant because it's a different societal expression of the dumbing down of the American people. make the goals/targets bigger and easier so that it doesn't actually take developing a refinable skill to hit them. kind of like giving participation awards.

    48. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How did this get posted? Golf??!

      Dice. News for managers. Stuff that they can talk about over the 19th hole.

      Golf is a difficult and challenging sport, but the real issue with playing it is the time commitment, but its real purpose was to permit people to socialize and make deals while away from the office. Out-of-band communications channels are valuable, because you couldn't very well arrange a deal with another company (with requisite kickbacks etc) in the office. Underlings in the office overhear things, see strangers in suits showing up, fancy cars in parking lots, and that's how rumors start. When there are only four of you within a hundred yards, you can speak freely and privately.

      Its secondary purpose was that of a social filter: back in the day, being fluent in golf implied that you were of high enough status that you could regularly take half a day off work to play a game with your friends. (Because it was unlikely you'd get very good at it if you played only one or two days a week. You can't practice much besides putting before work or after work, because the game has to be played in daylight...)

      The generational shift away from golf is the result of hierarchy flattening in the office, the recognition that the old-boys-club wasn't really that good a way to conduct business even for those in the club, and the recognition that in the post-cellphone era, having an out-of-band communication channel is as trivial as sitting in your car.

      Today's equivalent of golf, at least in the tech world, is the meetup/drinkup. The ostensible purpose is to go get drunk, but the purpose is networking, information exchange, recruitment, and eventually the raising of capital or a move towards an exit.

    49. Re:...news for nerds.. by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      The difference between golf and most other "sports" is that your resulting score or win/loss is based solely on your performance (like bowling or drag racing). There is no offense/defense in golf; just you, clubs ball and course. If something goes wrong it's all you.
      Most every other sport has human interaction as a core element: US football/rugby has people crashing in to each other as a core element, baseball has a pitcher throwing a ball to a batter and the pitcher can directly affect the batters performance, in basketball you could be the best 3 point shooter on an empty court but you've got to get the ball past the defensive players trying to block it.

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    50. Re:...news for nerds.. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Not really, its fluency and accuracy of the swing. too fast and hard will make it more difficult to be accurate. The only time strength might be an advantage is when you are doing the driving competition where distance matters.

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    51. Re:...news for nerds.. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Skiing has those problems and more, and is pretty popular. Generally getting access to slopes requires a lot more planning, as theyre usually not local.

    52. Re:...news for nerds.. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      You get the cheering etc in golf after a brilliant shot, golf fans are a bit more cerebral in their appreciation. They way you like it is more about you than the sport involved, i can go to any sporting event and watch it and appreciate it without being yobbish about it, but then i'm older now. it was different when i was in my 20s or younger.

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    53. Re:...news for nerds.. by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Dang it, I forgot the <sarcasm> tag again.

    54. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CmdrTaco and CowboyNeal would've never allowed this dribble to get posted.

      Damn shame DICE, you had the remains of a nice product when you took it over, sorry to see you run it into the ground this way.

    55. Re:...news for nerds.. by dejanc · · Score: 1

      Most every other sport has human interaction as a core element: US football/rugby has people crashing in to each other as a core element, baseball has a pitcher throwing a ball to a batter and the pitcher can directly affect the batters performance, in basketball you could be the best 3 point shooter on an empty court but you've got to get the ball past the defensive players trying to block it.

      Except, of course, for track & field, swimming, skiing, ski jumps, kayaking, rowing, running, synchronized swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, luge, skeleton, boblseigh, and pretty much any other sport which doesn't involve a ball or direct combat. Some you do regardless of other contestants, like weightlifting, some you do alongside others, like running a marathon, but no interaction is allowed. So, whatever you do in practice you should be allowed to repeat in competition.

      Sports like football (real or American) and basketball may be good television, but they hardly constitute "most sports".

    56. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. My roomate freshman year of university was complaining one day about the fact that I was always asleep in bed already when he came into the room at 2am. He ranted, "I mean, why did they ever match us up as roomates anyway? We're completely different." then he went on to list various obvious differences between us. When he said, "Your a nerd, and I'm a jock" I accidentally chuckled, so he asked what I meant. I said, "You play golf! You're not a jock. Minor jock, MAYbe, but not a jock."

      He was good though, I'm pretty sure he got his scholarship for golf, so I'm not faulting him there, but my initial reaction didn't serve to make ours the best roomate relationships from then on... We later swapped roomates with another room in a similar situation, so it went well. Ended up with two nerds in a room and two golf guys in the other room, so it worked out after all.

    57. Re:...news for nerds.. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      In attempt to make /. more people-friendly....

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    58. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Failing to mention competition, money, recognition, exhilaration and pure joy in the definition of sport would be unsportsmanlike! Having driven that message home, golfing without that darling beauty sweetly delivering ice cold drinks around the course to all of us sweaty handicapped players dieing for a par would be the biggest factor driving people away from the sport in my estimation.. not because the cup is only about 4" round and not 15" round! Its like watching a football team get pounded without the benefit of sympathetic cheerleaders.. what's that all about? Baseball and hot apple pie.. football and cheerleaders.. golf and the sweety beverage girl.. that's American!

      Maybe the sport of golf could adopt some more practical ideas for a better turnout such as small squads of cheerleaders driving around in carts doing impromptu cheers at various tees and greens.. fun stuff, maybe delivering some ballpark coneydogs too! Who wouldn't pay for that?!!

      In fact, I'm watching some golf on TV right now and guess what I don't see amid all the crowds of people just standing there watching Fred demolish the ball..

    59. Re:...news for nerds.. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Funny

      With golf, you get to drink even when you lose!

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    60. Re:...news for nerds.. by Fict · · Score: 1

      You got lucky. Being consistently precise requires strength.

    61. Re:...news for nerds.. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I fail to understand the difference, and I'm serious here.
      There are championships, tournaments and professionals. There are ladders and a pretty complex method of keeping track of it all. the only difference is that you name it differently.

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    62. Re:...news for nerds.. by AioKits · · Score: 1

      Wow, something even more boring and pointless than golf, I forgot all about fishing...

      Except with fishing, at least you get to eat when you win.

      I propose we put forward this rule in golf as well, you get to eat when you win.

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    63. Re:...news for nerds.. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The difference is that a sport is a physical contest. There has to be some aspect of physical performance in the contest.

    64. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those are typically referred to as "The Games". eg Summer Games, Winter Games, etc.

    65. Re:...news for nerds.. by kumanopuusan · · Score: 1

      A sport, by definition

      Thinking that you can just assert which definition is correct and proceed from there means you don't understand what's going on. This was essentially a discussion of the definition of "sport"!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

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    66. Re:...news for nerds.. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      You got lucky. Being consistently precise requires strength.

      Yeah, I know I got lucky. But that's the point. I can't "get lucky" and win a javelin throw. You don't "get lucky" and throw an 85 mph fast ball. There's a reason that people can play golf at a professional level as septuagenarians. It's just not the most physically demanding of sports.

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    67. Re:...news for nerds.. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      With golf, you get to drink even when you lose!

      Especially when you're golfing with lawyers, and it's on the firm's tab.

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    68. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story. There is definitely some element of strength involved in driving the ball. You are correct that hitting the ball right has a lot to do with the distance and accuracy, but all else being equal hitting that ball with more strength will make the ball go farther.

      Why do you think women's and junior tee boxes are all closer to the green? You aren't going to suggest that the only difference between a 12 year old and a 20-something pro is purely being able to hit the ball in the sweet spot?

    69. Re:...news for nerds.. by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the whole concept of catching something to eat is so pointless.

      There are certainly many ways to fish. If sitting in a boat with a pole is too boring for you, try jumping in the water with a harpoon.

    70. Re:...news for nerds.. by Geeky · · Score: 1

      At the Masters, the winner gets to choose the meal for the champion's dinner the following year. Does that count?

      I actually like watching golf, it's almost hypnotically boring (and I mean that in a good way!). I do count it as a sport - it might not be as physical as some sports (you don't get out of breath), but skill and strength are required. A top player couldn't drive without getting worse injuries than they currently do without good physical conditioning.

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    71. Re:...news for nerds.. by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Or just one of you is left handed...

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    72. Re:...news for nerds.. by tc3driver · · Score: 1

      Exhibit A: Someone who has never played golf.

      Golf is one of the hardest sports to play, requiring a precision unparalleled in any other sport. It may not be as physically demanding as say football, soccer, hockey, basketball, racing, etc. In terms if difficulty, there aren't many that are equal. I challenge you to just go to a driving range, and hit 2 balls out of 1000 strait.

      Before you belittle something, you should probably try it first. I used to be like you, until I started playing golf, never in my life have I been as frustrated.

      At any rate, I don't think it is the difficulty of the game that is turning away players, it is the cost of greens fees for a decent course, the other assholes on the course, either slowing you down, or rushing you, basically not allowing you to have any fun. People take it too damn serious.

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    73. Re:...news for nerds.. by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to make the parent's point? While it may take "Olympic-level upper body strength" to swim in the Olympics or play golf professionally, it certainly isn't required to simply swim in a pool or casually play golf. The "frail old people" swimming in pools and playing golf demonstrate that pretty well.

      Quoth the GP:

      While putting does not require much strength, doesn't driving (i.e. long distance shots) require a lot of upper body strength equivalent to olympic sports like javelin and discus throw?

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    74. Re:...news for nerds.. by keytoe · · Score: 1

      If you are going to play with other people you know, you can share clubs while trying things out.

      Most courses - even municipal public courses - won't allow you to do that as it slows your group down considerably. If you've got a rookie in your group, you're already going to be a bottleneck. Don't make it worse by having to chase back and forth sharing clubs.

      Most places are more than happy to rent you clubs for the round at pretty reasonable rates. The nearby executive course is $3 for clubs and $9 for 9 holes.

      I take all interested newbies there for an introduction to the sport. It's dead flat, nothing but par 3, no reservations, and chock full of duffers so nobody feels bad. For $20, you get a round in the sun plus a couple of beers.

      I'm sure there's someplace similar to this in every city. Not everything is Bushwood Country Club.

    75. Re:...news for nerds.. by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      You are fucking stupid. Fishing for food is gathering.

      I refer to the fucking idiots who think of fishing as a "sport", especially since they tend to throw their catch back.

      Fishing is fucking boring.

    76. Re:...news for nerds.. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Interesting. According to the link below, some games are considered sports:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L... ...but they shouldn't.

      I personally don't consider boxing a sport either, but meh.

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    77. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't take a lot of strength to play, but some amount of strength is required to play well, and more can help on top of that if you are not dealing creating a weakness elsewhere as a result. That is true of a lot of sports. You can play basketball with minimal strength and endurance, you can be slow and still play soccer with other people of similar ability, etc. Regardless of whether golf is a sport or not, just because a bunch of frail people can participate in something doesn't mean it is not athletic at higher levels.

    78. Re:...news for nerds.. by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      And explains why those activities are not sports.

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    79. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      becuase carebare.

    80. Re:...news for nerds.. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The very first line from your link:

      "Requiring little or no physical exertion or agility mind sports are often not considered true sports."

    81. Re:...news for nerds.. by weweedmaniii · · Score: 1

      A professional American football team used to hold a "golf day" at a country club, mostly for fans to watch. Consistently the kickers would win the longest drive competition each year, but were among the worst players as far as scoring. The reason they won the longest drive was the same reason they were kickers, repeating the same motion over and over with accuracy. That said it proves the your point, as the quarterbacks do the same thing more or less only they do it with their arms.

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    82. Re:...news for nerds.. by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      Nobody cares what you find exciting or your definitions of common words.

    83. Re:...news for nerds.. by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Golf is a game (like chess, not a sport, like baseball) you play while walking around in a clear-cut that has been reseeded with grass.

      Now get off of my lawn with your damn crooked sticks, dimpled balls, and silly looking shoes.

    84. Re:...news for nerds.. by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Motorsports are considered sports, and their primary attribute isn't physical exertion (besides the extremely long race forms), it's knowledge and skill.

      You clearly have never driven a vehicle set up for racing on a track for any length of time. It requires top notch driving skills, mental endurance, and a very large commitment to physical training. Race cars (any format) beat the shit out of the driver, even if they don't have a collision. The steering has almost no power assist, and the rate at which the pedals are used is orders of magnitude more often than driving the commute. Add to that the lateral Gs that keep trying to rip hands off the steering wheel, push legs/feet away from pedals, and push the drivers head out of the region that they can see their mirrors accurately. While it is true the racing harness keeps the torso pretty well strapped to the seat, it takes a lot of strength and endurance to keep out of oxygen debt when the toro is bring pounded around in that seat.

      It is even more profound for motorcycle racing.

    85. Re:...news for nerds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golf is dying out because it's one of those unnecessary things people get/do/pursue, and the popularity of things like that cycles up and down for the vast majority of people. There will always be avid golfers who play the game whether it's popular or not, but a huge number of people will stop playing because they didn't really give a crap about it to begin with. They just did it because everybody else was. Anyone remember how every possible time slot on the Discovery Network was filled with people building choppers? Choppers were a big thing for a while, but the only people riding them now are the dedicated ones. Remember waterbeds? Everyone had at least one, now I don't know anyone who has one.

    86. Re:...news for nerds.. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I challenge that train of thought. It's a traditional mentality that kind of needs to go.

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    87. Re:...news for nerds.. by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      So... fuck chess? 'cause as sure as hell it ain't requiring strength, speed or coordination.

      What are the rules of fuck chess? It sounds like something I'd like to try, as long as the bishops aren't behind me.

    88. Re:...news for nerds.. by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1

      Golf meets these requirements handily. I try to play and run up against these pesky requirements all the time!

      Golf *is* different from other sports like long-distance running, etc. And golf is being included in the next Olympics. I would say it compares with biathlon in the Winter Olympics.

    89. Re:...news for nerds.. by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Nor you yours.

      See how that works, asshole? ;)

    90. Re:...news for nerds.. by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Awwww.. you foe'd me, how cute; and I care so little about you I'll neither friend nor foe you, you are that meaningless...

  2. Learning Golf While Young by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 4, Funny

    My Dad used to take me to play pitch-and-putt (nine short holes, played with a 9-iron and a putter). One day when I was 9, we were both having an awful round, and I said "Dad, this is a bloody frustrating game". He replied "Yup, that's why I gave it up in 1932". I got the point, and have never been back since.

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    1. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Archtech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Golf certainly is frustrating. That's quite deliberate, as it makes excelling very difficult and thus worthwhile. Think of it as like a Scottish martial art... taking years to become fairly proficient, and never being sure of reaching that elusive perfection.

      But golf is also a spiritual discipline. It teaches you self-control, patience, and sportsmanship. Witness the far better behaviour of professional golfers, compared to soccer players and many other sportsmen.

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    2. Re:Learning Golf While Young by flyneye · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have given much consideration to golf over the years. My experiences include; nearly having my windshield taken out driving down a city street and evolving my own golf game, played from my car, in which I wait till I see someone putting or driving and honk my car horn just in time to fuck up their shot.I went to a driving range once and put my back out of alignment on a bucket of balls. NO LOVE!

                It has occurred to me that the sissy ass game of golf neednt waste so much real estate on a dying form. Merely create a hybrid sport to bring the masses in and make the greenskeeper earn his damn money. I propose ACTION GOLF: No clubs, instead, you are equipped with a potato gun and a can of hairspray. Helmets will be worn, FORE! will be shouted into a bullhorn, previous to any shot. Any discrepancies in score or disagreements will result in a round of fire based on the paintball sport. This is now a game for Vikings, not old men! Putters will be reminded that the hole already exists and creating your own through gunfire doesnt count.
      PLAY GOLF!

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    3. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Stumbles · · Score: 5, Funny

      Teaches self control? Tell that to Tiger Woods ex-wife.

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    4. Re:Learning Golf While Young by schwit1 · · Score: 1

      'Teaches' doesn't mean teaching always sticks. You can lead a horse to water ...

    5. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, he kept his control on the golf area. Like some German soccer player said, regarding the fan riots, "Violence does not belong in sports. Leave it at home."

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    6. Re:Learning Golf While Young by msauve · · Score: 3, Funny

      Golf is simply "flog" spelled backwards.

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    7. Re:Learning Golf While Young by war4peace · · Score: 1

      In other words, it's okay if you beat your wife at home, as long as you sing nicely and smile during the game at the stadium.

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    8. Re:Learning Golf While Young by punman · · Score: 1

      Golf certainly is frustrating. That's quite deliberate, as it makes excelling very difficult and thus worthwhile. Think of it as like a Scottish martial art... taking years to become fairly proficient, and never being sure of reaching that elusive perfection.

      But golf is also a spiritual discipline. It teaches you self-control, patience, and sportsmanship. Witness the far better behaviour of professional golfers, compared to soccer players and many other sportsmen.

      I think of Golf more like taking a stroll with my friends, a couple beers, and maybe a cigar. Often I spend time enjoying the beauty of the woods that line each fairway, up close and personal. Sometimes crossing scenic rivers and lakes, noting where my golf ball lies within their depths. Walking along well-groomed fairways towards the stands of trees along the course. Usually more in the trees, than in the fairway.

      And then there's the handful of shots each round I play that make me think, "I could do that every time and maybe shoot par." But afterwards, I'm usually back in the woods.

    9. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's most likely not what he meant, but that's what he said.

      The quote was "Hass gehört nicht ins Stadion. Solche Gefühle soll man gemeinsam mit seiner Frau daheim im Wohnzimmer ausleben." (Hate does not belong in the Stadium, Such emotions should be let out at home in your living room together with your wife).

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    10. Re:Learning Golf While Young by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I suppose someone is going to complain that the sports involving horses (horse racing, showjumping, polo) aren't real sports either.

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    11. Re:Learning Golf While Young by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      It's often frustrating to people who think the right solution to fix their swing or putt is to go out and spend thousands on clubs instead of a couple hundred on lessons. And that they only need to play 2 or 3 times a year.

      From what I've noticed, those that find it frustrating often just don't know how to hit the ball. Or they have huge egos and blame the equipment, or won't accept anything but perfection. If someone was having an awful game with a 9 iron and putter, then they didn't now know to swing a golf club. Perfectly good reason to not play when one doesn't know what they are doing.

      While there is no single 'right' way to do it, I've seen plenty of wrong ways to do it. Twenty years ago, I decided to spend $120 on some lessons. All I asked the guy was to help me hit the ball reasonably straight and up in the air so I don't embarrass myself. I used to play every week and was getting better. Now I play around once a month, and have stopped improving and even backslid a little bit. I may only shoot around 90 now, but at least I don't lose balls very often and can usually end up somewhere close to the fairway. And I'm comfortable playing a round with strangers, knowing that the shanks will be few enough we can laugh at them instead of dreading teeing off.

      Like so many other activities, golf requires practice. I once had a CIO ask me if he should take up golf. I told him that unless he was willing to take lessons, play every week for a few months, then every month or two for the rest of his life, I wouldn't bother. One has to practice to become decent, and then play more than a couple of times a year to maintain.

      I have found golf to be a very rewarding experience. It isn't too difficult to find places to play for $30 or less. That's 4-5 hours of being outside and moving around. I have met lots of interesting people, and one or two complete jerks. I've developed good friendships and fun traditions. Played gold with people from all walks of life and from all over the world. Payed more than I should have to play on some beautiful courses for that once-in-a-lifetime experience. Have traveled all of the United States and found people to play a round with. People that I got to know much better than I would have sitting behind a desk and going over code.

      I may never win a tournament, but I'm 54 and look forward to being able to do this for another 20-30 years.

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    12. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They aren't, they're just pastimes for pretentious rich people or people who want to appear rich.

    13. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teaches self control? Tell that to Tiger Woods ex-wife.

      That assumes Tiger wasn't in control whilst doing what he was doing. Perhaps he's just sorry he got caught.

    14. Re:Learning Golf While Young by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Golf with guns? That sounds properly American!

    15. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      With a name like "Tiger", waddya expect?

    16. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was trying to get nine holes.

    17. Re:Learning Golf While Young by oldCoder · · Score: 1

      What is the hairspray for?

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    18. Re:Learning Golf While Young by almitydave · · Score: 1

      Propellant for the potato guns.

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    19. Re:Learning Golf While Young by swillden · · Score: 1

      Powering the potato gun.

      They have a combustion chamber at the rear. You open it up, spray hairspray into it, close it, then twist (or whatever) the sparker to ignite it. The potato chunk which was inserted into the muzzle flies a great distance. Laugh. Repeat.

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    20. Re:Learning Golf While Young by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Dont laugh, I could sell Disney on this...

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    21. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      I thought going to the pub was a Scottish martial art.

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    22. Re:Learning Golf While Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for explaining the joke. I wouldn't have gotten it if not for you.

  3. Nothing to do with hole size by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it is less about the size of the hole and more to do with the absurd amount of money and time is cost to play the sport? I had a few games once, the money I could probably afford, but I simply don't have the time to spend hours on a golf course every week...

    1. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The high cost used to be offset by the status associated with the game, but it just isn:t the symbol of wealth and refinement that it used to be. Thus I suspect giant holes will not help much.

      That being said, are we sure this is not some kind of joke or hoax? This reads like something from The Onion....

    2. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      While I could probably spend the hours, I just don't find the cost justified. I'd rather take some of the younger ones in our family to a putt-putt/minigolf.

      I think it's also a bit of perception - most of the time you find a golf scene in a movie/TV show, it will generally be older people (read: men), often in business, more than well off, and generally not about the game itself but about the networking that happens while at the game. I'm inclined that it's that aspect that they're really trying to save, by making people get less frustrated about balls not going in while they're talking business deals, drinking expensive drinks, and paying up the wazoo to play at a course in the first place.

      Having now RTFA, that seems to be almost exactly it.

      And to think I rather enjoyed my first few rounds at a course after playing Links for years on old computers.

    3. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by ad454 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention the horrible amount of water, fertilisers, pesticides, and land tracts golf courses require for their "prefect" greens. Heck, with so many people using golf carts, and caddies carrying golf bags, most people playing golf aren't even getting sufficient exercise.

      Mini golf, and basically every other non-motorised sport, are by far much more environmentally friendly then golf.

      In many places, it is known as the sport of the "white old mens club" (figure of speech) or the 1%, because of the restricted club memberships, expensive green fees, and huge variation in equipment costs, which can be in the thousands of dollars for a single decent club.

    4. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the retarded prices of golf clubs that actually dont work any better than the $3.00 beat up used ones at good will? Prices of the "equipment" is only to impress your friends and other golfers, once you get over that, you will find the game is actually enjoyable with old used gear that is not "trendy"

    5. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Mad Men summed it up well after the lawn mower incident. The partners decide his career is over because he will no longer be able to golf.

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    6. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I simply don't have the time to spend hours on a golf course every week...

      Then golf simply isn't for you, since the time spent on the course (and in the clubhouse afterwards) is what it's all about.

      Really, do you think that the point of the game is to get a small white ball into a small hole several hundreds of yards away? That's the objective; the point is to spend a good time, basically going on an extended walk with other people (nice ones, hopefully), talking, and enjoying not worry about deadlines and performance metrics and the like for once.

    7. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Time is the biggest factor for me, a 5-6 hour block on the weekends is too large of a commitment I have stuff to do around the house, attend my kids sporting events, or some social function, I just can't commit that much time. If I could get a round in in 2-3 hours I would defiantly go more often.

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    8. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by krygny · · Score: 1

      Golf's not really much more expensive than other common recreational activities. More than some, less than most. Skiing, boating, hunting, fishing, tennis, RV-ing, etc. Golf doesn't require a large up-front investment nor travel. And as for the time spent playing it, I think you're not quite getting the whole recreation thing.

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    9. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Golf is the successor of tennis. They're both sports whose primary allure is that they are played by the rich and inaccessible to the poor, and they do it the same way: By requiring exclusive use of relatively large amounts of real estate. When tennis became a sport for the masses as the barrier to entry dropped, it lost its unique selling proposition and the rich moved on to golf. Golf is becoming a mainstream sport due to indiscriminate availability as well, and the rich are moving on to even more expensive "sports", like yachting. When these sports lose their luster, they lose players, because they're really not that much fun if they can't be used to show off status and keep out the riff-raff anymore.

      So no, golf isn't losing players because it's expensive. Golf is losing players because it's becoming too cheap to do what attracted the players in the first place. Showing that you have the money and the time to play golf is exactly what golf is about.

    10. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For a while it was a middle class game, for a middle class with lots of leisure time. The current remaining middle class works far more than the old middle class.

      Golf is returning to being an upper class game ... but that means much less players and thus less courses.

    11. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok, I'll say it if nobody else does:

      There are already a certain kind of giant holes on the golf court. Though they're not in the ground, they're the ones playing.

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    12. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The point of golfing is networking. That's it. And to that end, it's perfect.

      Ponder this: In this ... well, let's say "sport" ... you usually spend literally hours walking about. From an "action" point of view it's even worse than baseball. You have like 10 seconds of hitting the ball, followed by at least 10-20 minutes walking down the range finding it again. And in those 10-20 minutes you do literally NOTHING but walk.

      Do you know why people use an MP3 player when they're doing their jogging? Because your feet may be busy, but your mind is far from it. Essentially, walking is BORING.

      So it naturally lends itself to talking with whoever happens to be with you. It's the perfect ... pastime for getting to know someone, for talking about business deals, because, and that's the second beauty of it, the person you're talking to cannot escape the situation. He's there playing with you and it would be VERY rude to excuse himself simply because it is to be expected that he put some time aside for the whole crap.

      So you have a few hours in a rather relaxed atmosphere with someone who can't really escape your drivel. A marketeer's wet dream.

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    13. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I do get the recreation thing. I just don't get where golfing gets into the recreation thing.

      Sorry, but hitting a ball and then spending the rest of the afternoon finding it again is not relaxing. It's somewhere between boring and frustrating, depending on how long it takes to find that little white thing again.

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    14. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then golf simply isn't for you, since the time spent on the course (and in the clubhouse afterwards) is what it's all about.

      Really, do you think that the point of the game is to get a small white ball into a small hole several hundreds of yards away? That's the objective; the point is to spend a good time, basically going on an extended walk with other people (nice ones, hopefully), talking, and enjoying not worry about deadlines and performance metrics and the like for once.

      How nice and romantic. It's a pity that joining a country club, paying the greens fees, and the expense of the clubs is the only possible way to do that.

      Your :

      going on an extended walk with other people (nice ones, hopefully)

      Is true enough. Although is "nice" the metric? Everyone I know who is in a Golf country club is not there because the others are "nice" - they are there for the exclusivity, the companionship of others who value being better than other people. Some were nice people, some were definitely not.

      I could have joined locally, but frankly golf is a game for people with a very high boredom threshold, I like being around interesting people, not ones who just happen to be wealthy, but are bores otherwise, and I had other venues in which to network.

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    15. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then you aren't drinking enough.

    16. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Question is... are they larger than 15 inch?

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    17. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably correct.

      If I want to play basketball, I can go to a free municipal basketball court that opens in the spring and stays open until late autumn. All I have to provide is a ball.

      If I want to play baseball, I can go to a free municipal baseball field. All I have to provide is my own bat and a ball.

      If I want to play soccer, I can go to a free municipal soccer field. All I have to provide is a ball.

      If I want to play football, I can go to one of the high school football fields after school hours/practice have ended. All I have to provide is a ball.

      However, if I want to play golf, I have very few options: I can either pay a few hundred dollars to get a country club membership, or use one of the two formerly municipal golf courses that have since been taken over by private owners who charge high fees to play on their poorly-maintained courses, so much so that one of the municipalities that owned a course wants to take it back because of how mismanaged it is. I also have to pay for my own clubs (upwards of $100) and balls.

      This is why soccer is the most popular sport in the world, why the World Cup is watched by millions, and why no one watches the PGA Tour despite it being televised CONSTANTLY on network TV.

    18. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Informative

      In many places, it is known as the sport of the "white old mens club" (figure of speech) or the 1%, because of the restricted club memberships, expensive green fees, and huge variation in equipment costs, which can be in the thousands of dollars for a single decent club.

      Except most public course have fees that are $20 per person, maybe $30 if you get a cart, and a decent set of clubs will run you a couple hundred dollars retail. Sure, if you want to play at places like Pebble Beach or Augusta National it will cost a ton of money (if you even have the handicap to get in), but there are many golf courses out there that are very affordable.

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    19. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      If I could get a round in in 2-3 hours I would defiantly go more often.

      If you tee off at 8 or 9 am, you can be off the course by noon assuming you don't play really slow. Also, for some reason courses are less crowded that time of day. It's even better in summer since you get off before the day gets too hot.

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    20. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by jclarker6 · · Score: 1

      In many places, it is known as the sport of the "white old mens club" (figure of speech) or the 1%, because of the restricted club memberships, expensive green fees, and huge variation in equipment costs, which can be in the thousands of dollars for a single decent club.

      Except most public course have fees that are $20 per person, maybe $30 if you get a cart, and a decent set of clubs will run you a couple hundred dollars retail. Sure, if you want to play at places like Pebble Beach or Augusta National it will cost a ton of money (if you even have the handicap to get in), but there are many golf courses out there that are very affordable.

      This kind of proves the first poster's point. YOU cannot play at Augusta National as it is exclusively for the top 1% of the top 1%. Pebble Beach is public though, I believe a round is somewhere in the range of $200+ plus the the $16 toll to drive on the road that leads up to it(seriously. The course is public but the community it is located in is private).

    21. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      you could always just do 9 holes instead of 18.

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    22. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by jitterman · · Score: 1

      Well stated. Much more concise than what I was about to post, with far more clarity.

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    23. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      If I want to play baseball, I can go to a free municipal baseball field. All I have to provide is my own bat and a ball.

      If you don't bring a glove, your hand is going to get pretty sore...

    24. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by sootman · · Score: 1

      An old favorite: George Carlin on golf. (3 1/2 minutes)

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    25. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The holes maybe. The sticks most certainly not.

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    26. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by operagost · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't that kind of like complaining that your softball or flag football league isn't allowed to play at Citizen's Bank Park or Lincoln Financial Field?

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    27. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Try Tiger Woods Golf on your Wii - a round will take 30 mins to an hour, and the avatar screen participants are less obnoxious than on your average golf course.

      If you want to network, there are probably networking events in your local library - or you could talk to people in the car-wash queue.

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    28. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Mr.+Jackson · · Score: 1

      Since I don't like to play computer games, it must be true that anyone who does is a time-wasting loser. Seriously? You're 'refuting' that this guy likes to play golf with this friends?

    29. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Shatrat · · Score: 2

      I'd mod you up if I had points. Augusta National != Golf. The course down the road from me costs $9. Most of the others in the area range from $13 to $25. This is not an expensive hobby, compared to my other hobbies of home-brewing or motorcycling. My 'rich man' hobby is cheaper than my 'redneck' hobbies.

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    30. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pity that joining a country club, paying the greens fees, and the expense of the clubs is the only possible way to do that.

      Yes, some things in life cost money. It is unfortunate if you live in an area without a cheap public course, or if your circumstances don't let you buy less than $100 of used equipment and pay $10-20 a week to play a game with friends. But since a lot of people around here spend more than that on computers, video game consoles, hobbies involving electronics, etc., you can't just pout and say golf is somehow the only one exclusive to people with lots and lots of money. Yeah, most people can't afford the top end equipment and membership, but most can't afford or justify a top end video card either. And yeah, it is boring to many people, so are many other hobbies and crafts, just find the one that isn't boring to you.

    31. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This kind of proves the first poster's point. YOU cannot play at Augusta National as it is exclusively for the top 1% of the top 1%.

      Allow me to explain the idiocy of what you just said.

      Cars are evil, because only the top 1% of the top 1% can afford a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.

      Houses are evil because only the top 1% of the top 1% can afford lavish mansions.

      Boats are evil because only a select few can afford giant yachts.

      Restaurants are evil because not everybody can afford places which serve foie gras, caviar, and thousand dollar bottles of wine.

      I'm a fairly avid golfer. I have neither the interest, skill, nor the money to play Augusta.

      And do you know what that does in relation to where and when and how I actually do play golf? Not a damned thing.

      Augusta is an extreme example, and while there are some places which are still the domain of rich old white men ... that has nothing at all to do with my ability to play at an affordable course whose price and skill level more closely matches what I can manage.

      You can readily take up golf with $100 worth of used clubs, and play on courses which cost the $20-$30 the poster you replied to mentioned. I know someone who until a year or so ago played on the same clubs he'd gotten as a teenager.

      I have no interest in playing Augusta or any of the crazy courses the pros play -- because they're way beyond my price range and my skill level.

      That there exists examples of courses that the average player will never play on has nothing to do with the rest of golf. And for the rest of us, there's actually quite a lot of affordable golf in many communities.

      For most of us, golf is a game, and a leisure activity. We ignore or are unaware of half of the rules. We play for fun and a little exercise, and to hang out with friends. We watch the pros to realize just how well the game can be played, and then we laugh and go about our business of playing it our way.

      What your saying is akin to saying you shouldn't take up jogging because you'll never make it into the Olympics. The one has nothing at all to do with the other.

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    32. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Since I don't like to play computer games, it must be true that anyone who does is a time-wasting loser. Seriously? You're 'refuting' that this guy likes to play golf with this friends?

      Seriously? you only read the last sentence that I wrote? Even then, show me where I refuted his enjoyment of the sport. Declaring enjoyment of golf as needing a high threshold for boredom is not refutation of it. I get bored very quickly, so it isn't for me.

      And my exclusivity statement still holds. If he feels exclusive, and wants to be with others of similar exclusivity, then that is is right. But likewise, I find that boring.

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    33. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's a pity that joining a country club, paying the greens fees, and the expense of the clubs is the only possible way to do that.

      Yes, some things in life cost money. It is unfortunate if you live in an area without a cheap public course, or if your circumstances don't let you buy less than $100 of used equipment and pay $10-20 a week to play a game with friends.

      WHOOSH

      We really do need a sarcasm tag donchya think?

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    34. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Honestly, it's probably the opposite now.

      As the game in the US has lost much of its elitist, exclusionary atmosphere and the ACLU has stormed the membership barricades, the white, old-money folks are no longer willing to pay ridiculous membership fees to belong to exclusive-clubs-that-are-no-longer-really-exclusive-in-any-way.

      Congratulations PGA: you wanted to 'democratize' and 'universalize' golf.
      Now you have a crapton of Happy Gilmores on the course, the people who used to play are no longer interested in your 'country clubs'.

      It's a little old thing called supply and demand. Unfortunately for you, not all demand is equal. Is it better to have 200 shlubs whacking away with a $100 set of wal-mart clubs every weekend, or to have 20 millionaires who'll be interested in bringing their wealthy friends there, pay ridiculous green fees without batting an eye, and even donate $000's for the new water hazard near the 14th green to 'liven things up a little'?

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    35. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I do get the recreation thing. I just don't get where golfing gets into the recreation thing.

      Well, maybe that's more about you, and has nothing at all to do with golf.

      Sorry, but hitting a ball and then spending the rest of the afternoon finding it again is not relaxing. It's somewhere between boring and frustrating, depending on how long it takes to find that little white thing again.

      Quick, name me your 5 favorite leisure activities.

      I bet at least 3 of them I will decree as boring, frustrating, or pointless.

      And you know what? It doesn't matter. Because not everybody is the same, and don't always enjoy the same things. That you don't like it or can't understand why someone else would is meaningless. Much like if I said I don't see how you couldn't like golf would be equally stupid and meaningless.

      Golf is frustrating when a terrible player thinks he's Tiger Woods and plays every shot, follows every rule, and takes forever looking for balls.

      Most recreational golfers streamline their play a little, gloss over a couple of rules here and there, and generally do not subject themselves to the torture of trying to play the perfect round.

      I don't spend time looking for lost balls. I just drop another one and get on with my life. Because, really, the extra stroke isn't something I care about, and I'm not playing in tournaments, or for money, or for anything other than enjoyment.

      Even golfers accept the tongue-in-cheek line that golf is a good walk spoiled. But, if you're into it and don't stress too much about it, it doesn't need to be that badly spoiled.

      It can be a game, or it can be a sport. Played as a game it's far less frustrating. And most of us will never have the skill to play it as a sport and adhere to every single arcane rule.

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    36. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      How nice and romantic. It's a pity that joining a country club, paying the greens fees, and the expense of the clubs is the only possible way to do that.

      Horseshit.

      You can buy used clubs for around $100.

      You can play at a municipal/public course for around $20-$30. My annual membership at my course is less than $1000, and then all of my subsequent golf is free with no additional fees, which means if I play 50 times I'm at an incremental cost of $20/round, and if I play 100 times I'm down to $10/round.

      Hell, the course I play at will sell you a pack of 10 plays for $200. So your $100 used clubs and your $200 book of plays is $300 for what for many people is an entire season of golf.

      I play with guys who wear sneakers, cargo shorts, and t-shirts, and use 20 year old clubs and cheap recycled golf balls.

      I like being around interesting people, not ones who just happen to be wealthy

      There will always be golf courses where the people who play are wealthy.

      And, equally, there will always be golf courses in which nobody is wealthy, nobody is pretentious, and everybody is much more blue collar in their tastes and sensibilities.

      Many many golf courses aren't the old school "golf and country club", exclusivity is a non-existent thing, and while the greens may not be as smooth as glass and there aren't white gloved servers in the smoking lounge, people of all walks of life go and enjoy themselves, and whatever they think they want golf to be.

      There are examples of golf being an expensive, snooty, and elitist. That is true of anything. It is also true that there are many many places where you can play which are none of those things.

      And that is where you'll find most of the rest of the golfers. And the people at those courses tend to be friendly, down to earth, not overly stressed about their status or how badly you play.

      It can be a game for the rich. But it has just as many examples where it's anything but.

      You're taking one or two examples of golf, and extrapolating that to the entire realm of golf. And you're horribly wrong because you're generalizing about things you don't know enough about.

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    37. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Bull shit. It takes less time to play golf than watch a movie, you can play 9 holes in 90 minutes on some courses, no more than 2 hours on most others. I used to walk 9 holes with my co-workers every Friday morning before work for $15. And still get into the office by 9am most days except in the middle of winter. (I live in Phoenix).

      I spend about $30 every month and spend about 4 hours Saturday or Sunday morning to play. I get home before noon and still have the rest of the day to enjoy with my wife. Or to do yard work. Or spend way too much money to see a movie.

      True, I've spent over a hundred dollars to play on some really nice courses, Like once every two years. And I probably pay over $70 a few times a year to play on some very good courses. But those are usually with people I don't get to see very often and choose to spend the day with.

      Admit that you just don't like the game and choose to not learn it, and move on. It's embarrassing to see someone blaming everything else and not accepting responsibility for their own actions.

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    38. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some of the nicest people I've ever met I've met playing golf. Respectful, courteous, and often have interesting stories to share.

      On the other hand, some of the biggest jerks I've ever heard spout their opinions about an activity they know very little about and probably suck at. I'm sure they feel smug in their own little minds but sound like assholes to everyone else.

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    39. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect something different. The people who are into it are congregating around golf meccas. For example 'the villages' in florida. That place is nuts. Thousands of acres of GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF. Thousands of golf nerds all rolling around on golf carts. 40+ 'executive' 9 hole courses and a dozen full length courses.

      If these people leave their local places. They are not dragging their possible friends into the game. So declining adoption rates. As it is a frustrating game at first.

      What floored me though was as a non golf nerd visiting some of these meccas. 'Do you have a mini golf course for families who visit?' 'uh hmm no'. They do not have the intro courses...

      Many of the courses in my area are in very bad shape. They over built. So assuming the population who wants to golf is fairly evenly spread around it. There is less money to make on 1 course. Hence the poor upkeep. A good way to see if a course is any good is if you have to wait to get on. It usually means they have high enough fees and enough people paying it to keep up with the upkeep.

    40. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Every couple of years, in the summer, I pony up $100 and play the TPC in Scottsdale. Well, I used to. I don't anymore because I don't belong on the course. It is far more difficult than anyone watching it on TV can imagine, you pay dearly if you don't land in the fairway or green. I did score one birdie on the TPC, it was a beautiful par 3 shot that landed 6 inches from the hole. But even I knew that it was more blind luck than skill.

      It's a beautiful course, and I'm thankful for the experience of trying to play it. I'd love to play at St. Andrews once in my life. But I'm happy to play on a $30 course a couple of times a month. It's all the challenge I need.

      Several years ago, when I and a few friends were new to Phoenix and trying out new courses, we came up with a rule. If you can't score a par on at least one hole, you can't come back for 5 years. The course is just too difficult for you. It's a rule that has served me well.

      It's all about priorities and whether or not it's affordable. By the time someone buys soda and popcorn, a movie can cost $15-$20. I reason that I can play golf once or twice a month, and just not go to the movies as much.

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    41. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      While I could probably spend the hours, I just don't find the cost justified. I'd rather take some of the younger ones in our family to a putt-putt/minigolf.

      LOL, the course I play at has a par 3 course attached. They'll let a family of four play for something like $25. You see all sorts of little munchkins out there trying it out.

      I don't ever pay more than $30/round, but mostly I play at my home course because I have a relatively inexpensive membership and it doesn't cost any more once I've paid. About $1000 gets me all of the golf I can play with no additional fees.

      I'm inclined that it's that aspect that they're really trying to save, by making people get less frustrated about balls not going in while they're talking business deals, drinking expensive drinks, and paying up the wazoo to play at a course in the first place.

      Hmmm ... I play at what is best described as a rougher public course.

      Nobody is talking business deals that I've ever seen. Nobody is drinking expensive drinks (there aren't any). And nobody is paying up the wazoo for the privilege of playing there.

      Perhaps you don't actually know anything about golf and how it's played in the real world by real people?

      Because while there will always be places where you need rather a large amount of money to play, in most places, there's also courses which are affordable, not quite as perfect, and definitely not the domain of people doing business deals.

      I know an awful lot of little old retired ladies who get out and play at least weekly. They're by no means well off. They're at varying degrees of skill level. And they don't give a rats ass about their score. Mostly it's about the walk, the company, and spending a few hours outside.

      What you're talking about doesn't match in any way my experience with golf ... and I've played over 100 rounds each of the last two years.

      Unless you live in an area that has nothing but expensive, high end golf, it's nowhere near as expensive or pretentious as you claim. Not by a long shot.

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    42. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I've been playing for over 30 years and have never joined a country club.

      On the other hand, I've met people from all over the world and enjoyed a few hours getting to know someone I will probably never see again. I've met people who could barely afford to play but loved to and could only afford cheap city courses. I've met people that were very well off, but it took a few hours to find out. I can count on one hand those that I hoped to never see again. The only 'networking' I've ever done playing golf is at company functions, or the few times sales people have invited me. If someone only plays to network, they probably don't play very much. Or are a sales person.

      The people that I know that join a private club do so because they want to be able to get tee times. That is the great advantage of joining a club, the fees limit the number of people that can join, and so also limit the demands placed on the course. Many local courses have memberships, and members get to call a couple of days sooner for tee times than the rest of us. They aren't as exclusive, and the memberships aren't as expensive, but they serve the same purpose.

      It's a shame you didn't have good experiences. But you appear to be very self-centered and don't realize there are plenty of other people in the world who have different experiences than you have. Maybe you should stop generalizing about something you appear to know so very little about and learn to enjoy life a little more.

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    43. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      When I have teed off at 8 I'm usually done by noon. The first 9 only takes 90 minutes but since they have people start on the back 9, I usually have to wait while people tee off on 10. After that It slows down considerably. My fastest round is a little over 3 hours but that was a cold early morning round. Playing in a foursome 10 minutes per hole is moving pretty fast just traveling tee to green is 3 minutes which leaves about 30 seconds per shot. Best case when driving to the course and driving home is included it's 4 hours.

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    44. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      we came up with a rule. If you can't score a par on at least one hole, you can't come back for 5 years

      LOL, I'm a pretty bad golfer ... I've never scored below 100.

      There are many many days if I followed your rule I'd have to stop playing entirely. :-P

      My principal criteria for selecting a golf course is proximity and price. My home course is a 25 minute drive, and my membership costs about $1000/year for all the golf I can squeeze in, so going for a quick 9 after work is feasible in the summer. The green fees tend to be more like $25 without a cart.

      I enjoy playing, but I'm under no illusions that I'm any good. And all of those courses that people yearn to play I just laugh at ... no course that costs that much money to play is worth me even trying. Because, as you said, my skill isn't up to the task, and my pocket book says I'd rather play 5 cheaper rounds than 1 expensive one just to say I did it.

      Golf simply doesn't need to be that expensive of a pursuit. If you're a high-handicap golfer and you think you want to play on one of these courses, you're mostly wasting your money.

      In the mean time, I'll just keep slogging away at the courses I'm willing to pay for, and slowly get a little better as I go. If nothing else, it makes for a rather good walk (I never play in a cart), and is something the wife and I enjoy doing together and in the company of friends.

      Golf can be quite enjoyable (albeit frustrating) if you take a realistic approach to how much it's supposed to cost you.

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    45. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you don't actually know anything about golf and how it's played in the real world by real people?

      Very little indeed - like I said, I only played for a little while. All the other stuff was the perception thanks to movies/TV shows, etc.

      If the image they portray (and repeated in TFA) is terribly wrong, then the golf promotion bunch might go on the offensive on that :)

    46. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could do 9 holes instead of 18, or go to a smaller venue that only has par 3s and spend a half our on a driving range etc. You don't have to do a full professional 18 hole course to be 'golfing'.

    47. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      This kind of proves the first poster's point. YOU cannot play at Augusta National as it is exclusively for the top 1% of the top 1%. Pebble Beach is public though, I believe a round is somewhere in the range of $200+ plus the the $16 toll to drive on the road that leads up to it(seriously. The course is public but the community it is located in is private).

      I am not trying to be rude, but what is your point? Augusta is a private club. There are lots of private clubs in this country, not just golf. Lots of places you and I will never see the inside of or even know about. Yes, Pebble is expensive, but there are affordable to play courses near Pebble. There are hundreds of inexpensive to play courses across the country. It's like cars; you drive what you can afford. Like it or not, this a capitalistic country, and money pretty much always wins. I don't get why people are bitching about this kind of thing; in America, it's all about accumulating wealth, and there is (and always has been) a class system in America (we just liked to pretend there wasn't until 2008), and money is one of the big stratifiers (the folks that were living way too large for their incomes, pretending to have more money than they did in 2008 learned that in a very hard way; folks that lived conservatively and invested took a hit, but never got upside down and ended up making out pretty well when the market rebounded). With money, you can afford better food, homes, cars, education, medical care, etc. Social stratification naturally follows (I can't think of a single capitalistic/quasi-capitalistic country that this hasn't happened in, but I am writing this pretty much "off the cuff"). I m not attacking or defending capitalism, I am just acknowledging it's the game we play here in the US, and if you don't know the rules, you can't play the game well. Either acknowledge the rules and learn to use them, fight to change them, or be exploited by them; we're all in this overloaded boat together. Just my opinion.

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    48. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by ah.clem · · Score: 2

      ...and why no one watches the PGA Tour despite it being televised CONSTANTLY on network TV.

      I don't generally reply to ACs, but a 7.8 share (about 22 million viewers) for the Master's on Sunday isn't bad at all (even though it was one of the lowest Master's Sundays in recent years) and the lower number this year was probably due to both Woods and Mickelson not being present (casual viewers are drawn to names that they recognize and "last day, back nine dramas").

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    49. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by awrc · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this is a US-specific problem. Back home in Scotland, there were public links, where basically anybody could play, and while I never really saw the point of the game myself, my younger brother went through a phase where he was into it - at quieter times, like on Saturday mornings, he and his friend could go down there and play for free - the place rented old sets of clubs for next to nothing which he could often get back just from the golf balls they found while playing, The responses about "it used to be middle class" seem to reflect the US - in Scotland (at least, 20 years ago, maybe it's gone bad since) it was for absolutely anybody - I'm from a pretty solidly working class background.

      All that said, I agree that making the game easier won't really attract people - it's the modern perception (and US reality) of it as a rich man's game. *They* have the time because it's a slightly (very, very slightly) more active variation on a business lunch - wander around hitting a little ball occasionally and talking business. Or so they claim, anyway. I suspect that people who're there to play the game tended to go around faster since they spend much less time chewing the fat about Big Business Deals or Who To Screw Over Today.

    50. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And most people playing baseball won't be playing in Yankee Stadium any time soon either. How dare they not let that corporate softball team in!

      What was your point again?

    51. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It's completely possible, and in fact the way that 98% of all golf is played, to play without being a member of a club.

      Municipal courses exist, where you can walk in with your shit, pay your use fee, buy a few beers, and have a go at it.

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    52. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Golf, for me, isn't so much about the act of playing the game, but who I'm playing it with.

      If you aren't having a good time, try different golfing partners. Don't take it so seriously.

      And use a bright fucking orange ball that is way easier to find in the weeds, because you can't miss it in the sky while it's flying. That's a great way to knock some strokes off the score, and time off the clock.

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    53. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Within 10 minutes of my house I have 6 public courses to choose from. Within an hour, over 140. Most of the nearby ones have $20-$30 green fees. I sold a couple of bits from my astronomy hobby to buy a very good set of Taylor Made Burner Plus irons, just under $300, but $0 net-new spend. My driver and #5 wood I got used in near-perfect condition. My hybrid is a used demo. The only new bits are a 60 and a nice putter - both on sale. No snootiness at these courses, no exclusivity. Just every day folks enjoying a fun round at well maintained courses at reasonable prices due to the competition and glut of courses in my area.

    54. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Solandri · · Score: 1

      All the stats I've seen say we work marginally fewer hours than 20 years ago, and significantly fewer than 50 years ago.
      http://www.economist.com/blogs/freeexchange/2013/09/working-hours
      http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/currency/2013/10/why-the-french-are-fighting-over-work-hours.html

      What's changed is that the middle class has proportionately less income to splurge on luxuries such as playing golf.

    55. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Captain+Centropyge · · Score: 1

      I've been curious about the exercise that one gets from playing golf. Believe it or not, an average round of golf played with a cart will burn around 800 calories. And walking while carrying your bag will burn closer to 1,500 calories. So, those old guys are probably getting more exercise than an average American these days.

      Personally, I prefer to walk/carry. To me, that's part of what makes it a sport. It's not just the skill in hitting a ball into a little cup. If you couple that with the physical exertion of walking, the weather (heat, rain etc.), and the mental focus required to play well, it really is a difficult game. Anyone who says golf isn't a sport either hasn't played it, just sees people riding in carts and thinks they're sissies, or is just pissed because they can't play for crap.

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    56. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH

      We really do need a sarcasm tag donchya think?

      No, we need people to think about what they are writing. How many times can one be misunderstood before they start thinking a bit more critically about the ways they communicate?

    57. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Geeky · · Score: 1

      I think golf can count as redneck when the Masters was won by a man called "Bubba" :)

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    58. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by almitydave · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see those data combined with information about other social changes, specifically percentage of households where both spouses work, plus the prevalence of housekeepers. My subjective perception is that it's more common now for households to have two incomes, and more common in the past to have had a housekeeper to help with household chores. I'd like to know if there's any truth to that, since it would imply a huge reduction in the amount of leisure time in a typical household, even if individuals worked fewer hours per year than they used to.

      Back on topic - many major sports have "easier" variants: baseball has softball, kickball, t-ball; (American) football has touch and flag versions; etc. We already have Frisbee golf - why not other variants to attract more casual players? If golf courses are seeing fewer people play, then it makes a certain amount of business sense.

      Also, isn't this what a lot of casual players essentially do by taking a "mulligan"? A larger hole would basically be standardizing the "mulligan distance."

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    59. Re:Nothing to do with hole size by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      From your first link :

      "There are aberrations, of course. Americans are relatively productive and work relatively long hours. And within the American labour force hours worked among the rich have risen while those of the poor have fallen. But a paper released yesterday by the New Zealand Productivity Commission showed that even if you work more hours, you do not necessarily work better. The paper made envious comparisons between Kiwis and Australians—the latter group has more efficient workers."

  4. Not a fan, but... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Golf is about getting your balls into the hole in as few strokes as possible. It's as simple as that.

    I'm not a golf guy, but I can appreciate that the original game is fine the way it is. Seriously, 15-inch holes aren't going to magically enable you to get a hole-in-one. The challenge of hitting the traditional hole is something I respect; making it feel like I have training wheels on to pander to me is just going to alienate me further. I think most prefer things tight, not loose. You have to feel like you've succeeded.

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    1. Re:Not a fan, but... by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pizza-hole golf is the equivalent to dumbing down school kids by eliminating cursive writing (common core). Birdies are going to become very common. A whole bunch of (possibly evil) idiots are ruining everything out there.

    2. Re:Not a fan, but... by donaldm · · Score: 1

      Golf is about getting your balls into the hole in as few strokes as possible. It's as simple as that.

      You have got in one (pardon the pun).

      One thing I like about golf is the fact that it can be played by people, male or female of all ages and you get a reasonable workout, especially if you play the full 18 holes. Of course the 19th hole is usually the more interesting :).

      (FTA) “A 15-inch hole could help junior golfers, beginning golfers and older golfers score better, play faster and like golf more,”. What rubbish the whole idea of any game is to provide a challenge and this also includes video games as well. Sure there will always be some who are much better in a particular game but unless you play a game professionally then you should be playing for the challenge and the enjoyment. As far as I am concerned if you don't enjoy the game then don't play it after all no one is really going to force you.

      Unfortunately with golf as with some other sports the overall costs keep going up and that actually turns many people off the sport.

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    3. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe after they make the holes bigger, then can allow the opposing player to try and interfere with the shot. one on one would be too easy to block all the time though, so the player with the ball will need some other players assisting him, to try and get around the player playing defense. that of course means the defensive player will need a team too. in fact, to make it really interesting, lets put two holes on the field, one for each team, in case of changes in possession if one team manages to steal. now, beacuse of the danger of hitting a small solid object at high speed with a stick, the players will need protective gear, cause otherwise OUCH! and because it can get pretty chaotic as everyone is chasing the ball, the teams will have the option of leaving one player behind whole sole job is to gaurd the hole and try to block the opposing teams shot.

      (im bored, but you get the idea: hockey!)

    4. Re:Not a fan, but... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So we're replacing the sport nobody wants to play with the sport nobody wants to watch?

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    5. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      >reasonable workout
      You sound fat

    6. Re:Not a fan, but... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pizza-hole golf is the equivalent to dumbing down school kids by eliminating cursive writing (common core). Birdies are going to become very common. A whole bunch of (possibly evil) idiots are ruining everything out there.

      Yeah, abandoning cursive writing will doom this country. Cursive has been dead for years. In my own case, the last time I wrote cursive was in 4th grade back in the 1960's, when I took my last test in penmanship. Might as well say that no one can write any more since we abandoned typewriters. But your ability to equate cursive writing with 15 inch golf holes does show creativity on your part.

      You can do better with that than make false equivalences.

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    7. Re:Not a fan, but... by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Golf is about getting your balls into the hole in as few strokes as possible. It's as simple as that.

      Now read this phrase from a sexual perspective, imagine the CEOs and the like actually doing it.

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    8. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than a lack of cursive writing, I'd say the main problems are rote memorization, useless standardized tests, and one-size-fits-all schools. Cursive is just another way of writing; inconsequential.

    9. Re:Not a fan, but... by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, pizza-hole golf is the equivalent to dumbing down school kids by eliminating cursive writing (common core).

      Also, our precious bodily fluids. Don't forget the threat from dumbed-down golf and the Common Core to our precious bodily fluids.

    10. Re:Not a fan, but... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Rather than a lack of cursive writing, I'd say the main problems are rote memorization, useless standardized tests, and one-size-fits-all schools. Cursive is just another way of writing; inconsequential.

      There are some things that are rote, spelling, basic math. Other stuff, let the creativity fly.

      As for standardized tests, what they do is select for proficient test takers. I forsee the day when third graders are pulling all nighters, juicing up on the red bull and Rock Star, to prepare for the tests. Just like in college.

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    11. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is I remember learning cursive via memorization and repeated, boring exercises. To me it was less comfortable and slower, but I was told I had to do it because it was faster and preferred by most people. Learning cursive in school for me was one of those cases of one-size-fits all.

    12. Re:Not a fan, but... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "Golf is about getting your balls into the hole in as few strokes as possible. It's as simple as that."

      Cue the jokes about Tiger Woods off course activities...

    13. Re:Not a fan, but... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Standardized tests are there to test the school, not the student. They were introduced because the federal government is subsidizing local schools and want to show something for their money. No test taking .. no money. They can't require it any other way. Private schools don't have to take standardized tests now.

      It is only politics that make them so important that many schools started to teach to the test. Get rid of federal subsidies for local education, and the standardized tests will go away.

      As to your comment about rote, you are dead on. I shake my head in disgust every time I see a cashier that doesn't know how to make change, or can't figure out what 10% or 20% of something is.

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    14. Re:Not a fan, but... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 0

      You sound stupid

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    15. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all benefits are direct; in this day and age the biggest benefit to learning cursive is developing the fine motor skills necessary to make flowing, legible strokes at such a size.

      I agree with the GP; the dumbing down of any activity, be it education, a sport or even a video game, discourages and disenfranchises those who are interested in it in a desperate bid to appeal to those who don't want it in the first place.

    16. Re:Not a fan, but... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Birdies are going to become very common.

      You still need to get the ball to the green.

      And, I assure you, for most middling golfers ... they are over par before they're on the green.

      Say you're like me, and your longest shot is about 160-170 yards. Assuming I don't flub any shots (ha!), on a 510 yard par 5 hole, that means it takes me three shots to hit the green on a really good day, and slightly more on a typical day. Even with a big giant hole, I'm not going to one-putt most of the time. That ignores sand, water, missed shots, terrible shots, trees, and other things which mean I'm not going to be on the green in the right number of strokes for a birdie anyway.

      In my experience, people who are at about my skill level are more likely to take 5 or more shots to even reach the green on a par 5, and that's before they're likely to make 2-4 putts.

      You want to know how you can really make golf more accessible, reduce play time, and frustrate people less?

      Have more courses put in more forward tee boxes to cut down the overall distance they have to travel to get to the point where they'd be putting, and encourage players to realize they're not as good as they think, and play the forward tees. Have casual players decide that if they're within a club length of the hole it's a gimme or in or otherwise good enough.

      Unless you're playing in a tournament, a league, for money, or any reason which requires you to strictly play by the full set of rules ... the average players' score is already a bit of a fiction, and they know it. Stopping pretending that it's anything else.

      Unless you're a highly skilled player, just play a loose approximation of the rules, and understand that my score of 115 might not be measured in the exact same way as your score of 73.

      And even if you also scored 115 and we're tied, I saw you move your ball on 4, I saw you ground the club in the sand on 6, I know damned well you took a mulligan on 7 and 9 that you didn't count, and thought nobody notice you improve your lie on 11,14, and 16. And I know I did all of the same things.

      The scores of amateur golfers don't mean the same thing as when Tiger Woods plays. And the sooner we stop asking them to do that, the more people will just play golf.

      Don't change the hole size, just realize that the rules of competitive golf can't be applied to most of us in any meaningful sense of the word, and get over it.

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    17. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some states require passing a standardized test as part of the high school graduation requirements. They also use such tests for testing the school, and in at least one case sometimes unify the tests used to check on lower level schools and for the high school graduation requirement, or find other uses for tests (e.g. used to sort students in to advanced programs at lower levels).

    18. Re:Not a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cursive belongs in art class, it has no point in the modern world. Print or type. Anything else is a waste of time as while cursive may be faster for you to write (but not type) it most likely takes someone else 3 times as long to read it.

      Stop being a jackass and stupid.

  5. keeping score so analcystically causes problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everywhere,, stalled movements etc... just hit the balls around for a while then get back onto stray deadly asteroid hunting with our truck mounted laser cannons,,, where a hole in one saves us all.. what a gig..

  6. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck, this isnt news for anything other than fat rich assholes and they are NOT nerds. This isnt stuff that matters either.

    1. Re:News for nerds? by xming · · Score: 2

      grep pizza article_content && if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then echo "News for nerds"; fi

  7. Stop people from quitting by LookIntoTheFuture · · Score: 1

    experimenting with 15 inch golf holes the size of pizzas to stop people from quitting the game.

    Why not make the entire green the hole? People would never be able to quit.

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    1. Re:Stop people from quitting by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      experimenting with 15 inch golf holes the size of pizzas to stop people from quitting the game.

      Why not make the entire green the hole? People would never be able to quit.

      Spoken like someone who has never played golf. Even making the whole green the target/objective, it may still take most novices three to five strokes to get to the green, let alone land on it. It's why the 15" hole suggestion is laughable. Putting is only a part of the game that adds to your score, and it's typically not the hardest part to master, either.

  8. Interest by Stickerboy · · Score: 2

    Making an easy mode golf will surely bring people back to the expensive courses, like Reynolds Plantation resort! In fact, they should invent a throwing golf - Americans like throwing things - they could even use some sort of flattened plastic disc, to make it more aerodynamic. If only golf would be more innovative like that, people would flock to play golf!

    Sarcasm aside, my friends and I never cared about how "hard" golf was. In fact, most of the charm of actually going out and playing was laughing about how bad we all were. We don't go back very often because most of us can think of 30 or 40 other things that we'd rather be doing for those 6 hour consecutive stretches on a weekend.

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  9. Because dumbing down the game... by JavaBear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because "dumbing down the game" have worked SO well for Blizzard and World of Warcraft..

    I'm being sarcastic.

    1. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them dumb it down, if it means that more dumb people will be playing golf, which means they spend their time playing golf and not spend their time doing dumb things outside the golf course.

      Think of dumb people as zombies and a golf course as a distraction.

    2. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it worked for Civ V :(

      (though it caused at least this old-time Civ fan to quit the franchise)

    3. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be being sarcastic about being sarcastic then, because it DID work for wow.

    4. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The sad part is that it DID work for WoW. What's even sadder is that as usual everyone feels the pressing urge to follow the herd leader (because you sure as fuck get everyone who quits WoW because they were fed up with "if you can breathe regularly and not fall asleep during the raid you get your prize" dungeons if you take that as an incentive to dumb down your dungeons as well).

      By making everyone a winner, you make the winner a loser. Sadly, there are more losers than winners, and hence it works.

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    5. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let's talk about all the winners playing WoW ... should be a short talk.

    6. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      Please consider the amount of dumb things they'll try ON the golf course.

    7. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by JavaBear · · Score: 1

      Sure, their player numbers soared when they did it, and continue to do so, right?
        Ok, I'll admit that it seemed to work the first few times they dumbed it down a bit, though I think that that was more due to the traction it already had at the time.

    8. Re:Because dumbing down the game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (disclaimer: not the same AC as GP)

      Sure, their player numbers soared when they did it, and continue to do so, right?

      How many other MMOs can come close to WoW's numbers AND longevity, AND remain somewhat relevant in the mainstream? Most can only claim one at best. Many closed down. Some stay afloat by turning to freemium model. Bliz still maintains their 12-15 bucks a month

      Also, the claim that WoW has been dumbed down is grossly overestimated. Some things are easier, but the hardest difficulties (i.e heroic) are still there. They just added easier versions so more people can experience the content. It's still no walk in the park if you want to be the best of the best (and the rewards that come with the title)

  10. I see the disconnect. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    They lost me when they called golf a sport.

    1. Re:I see the disconnect. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      its more of a sport than gymnastics or ice dancing..

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    2. Re:I see the disconnect. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      it used to be before the players all got lazy and now drive from hole to hole. real golfers walk and carry their bag, the lazy poesurs drive and have their caddy carry the bag from the cart to them and then back again.

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    3. Re:I see the disconnect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, nothing says sport like, "Carry by bag, youngster, while I walk through this immaculately manicured grass in my khakis and polo. Where is the gal with beer cart when you need her?!?"

  11. Larger Holes... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 2

    Won't help much if the game is just boring to people and/or expensive. Now if you told everyone to wear protective body armor when going out on the green and start aiming at each other then maybe you'd get your numbers up.

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    1. Re:Larger Holes... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Yes, but full contact golf would be too much like grass hockey, AKA rugby. You'd need a dynamic target for scoring innovation, so you can put the holes on the people, on their asses, but then you're right back to golf again.

    2. Re:Larger Holes... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "Yes, but full contact golf would be too much like grass hockey, AKA rugby"

      WTF

      Grass hockey and rugby are completely different sports, and botht are played in the land I was born in
      Hockey has sticks and a small round ball.
      Rugby has a large oval ball, kinda lake american football, without tha armour and no forward passes.
      High school hockey is played onreal grass, not astroturf.
      It must be about time for rugby season, both Union and League. Go All Blacks

    3. Re:Larger Holes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If golf is so boring, why is it that nearly 29 million people play it in the US alone? I find NASCAR incredibly dull, yet millions of people watch races each year. Different strokes for different folks.

  12. The sport didn't use to be this big by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    and in the future it won't be this big... but it will continue to exist just as it did for hundreds of years.

    Golf is fine... but its peaked as a sport and will now decline.

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  13. The solution is obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just plough up all the courses and do something productive with the land.
    This especially applies to all those exclusive 'Country Clubs' in the USA.

  14. Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Afty0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wonder why - the most expensive popular sport in existence is losing millions of players, right around the time that the income of the group most associated with playing golf is dipping dramatically...

    Maybe if Sherlock were here he could figure out why?

    1. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by EmagGeek · · Score: 2

      Cycling is a lot more expensive than golf, and seems to be the new wealthy middle-class beer belly sport.

      I've been riding a bike for more than 30 years, and I can't tell how how different it looks at the parking lot today - middle-aged men, 20lbs or more overweight, showing up in $100,000 cars with $25,000 bikes that they haven't ridden since last week's group ride, and every kind of electronic bike gadget you can imagine dangling off of them. They're there to show off their affluence and to compete with each other over who has the most expensive bike.

      They never ride except at the weekly ride. They suck wheels like a baby at its mother's teat. They refuse to do the work when it is their turn - because they can't. Their solution to not being committed enough to the sport to be good at it is to buy a more expensive bike, because a more expensive bike will make them a better rider. Nevermind the fact that these people are DANGEROUS because they have no idea how to ride alone let alone in groups.

      A couple of times a year I get up the courage to show up at one of these things in a distant hope that things have changed. But, it only seems to get worse.

      Horseback riding and flying are also both more expensive than cycling. Golf is actually pretty cheap to get into. You can get a decent used set of clubs pretty cheap, usually from someone who took up the sport thinking they could be Tiger Woods after a week, bought he most expensive clubs out there, and then discovered that becoming proficient in a skill take a lot of hard work and effort, and gave up to do something easier.

    2. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you except in all my 40+ years, I've never considered golf a middle class sport. Bowling and mini-golf are middle class sports.

    3. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cycling is more expensive than golf?

    4. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone has bike envy!

    5. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      showing up in $100,000 cars with $25,000 bikes

      If you see someone as described above and your first thought is that your sport is being polluted by the middle class, you may be out of touch.

    6. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, cycling has turned into a way of life, not just a sport. In my opinion, it is worse then golf because 99% of the time, there is no actual competition or score. I have a question about cycling. I live on a rural road that attracts a lot of cycles. What is with the clothes the bikers wear? I understand in competition everything counts including clothes and gear but riding on the weekend is not a competition. If you are competing, wouldn't it make more sense to not be comfortable during practice? Riding around does not require a $1500+ bike, a $1500 bike rack, and $700 for clothing that says I am a avid cyclist. With top notch gear you can bike X miles in Y amount of time. With average gear, you can bike x/2 gear in Y amount of time. Since 99% of cycling by 99% of cyclists is just practice or done for health benefits, why buy the top notch gear?

         

    7. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      I live on a rural road that attracts a lot of cycles. What is with the clothes the bikers wear? I understand in competition everything counts including clothes and gear but riding on the weekend is not a competition. If you are competing, wouldn't it make more sense to not be comfortable during practice?

      Why is it that every time some douchebag wants to complain about cyclists, they bitch about the clothes? Why the fuck do you care what other people choose to wear? What does it have to do with anything at all?

      For the record, cyclists wear spandex because it's more comfortable. Try riding 75 miles in cotton skivvies and see how your ass feels when you're done. Bright colors improve visibility. As for the stupid team logos? They're stupid. Get over it. Nobody cares what you think about it.

    8. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Nimey · · Score: 1

      This may depend on where you live, but golf seems like a mid-upper middle class pastime and bowling & mini-golf as lower-mid middle class.

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    9. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      If only there were some way to analyze the problem itself using some form of numeric quantification comparator function.

    10. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by dremspider · · Score: 1
      BS... for one thing you can get into cycling paying from the $800 - $1200 range and get a pretty decent setup. Even if you spend more (in the $2-3000 dollar range) you can get a really nice set up. Of course if you wanted to buy a used bike then all these numbers would drop. If I bought cheap used clubs for $200 (not really fair because I am looking at crappy used clubs vs. a decent bike). The cost of entry would be lower, BUT you are forgetting one very important thing. I can use my bicycle as must as I want for free after that initial cost. Golfing costs me money every time I want to go play ranging from $8-10 to hit golf balls to $40+ to actually play at a real course. A well maintained bicycle will last at least 8 years even riding it pretty hard.

      Bicycling
      Fixed costs
      $2000 for bike
      $300 for clothes, shoes
      Annual costs
      $200 for maintenance (if you are able to do it on your own this would come down)
      5 year total cost = $3300

      Golf
      Fixed costs:
      $200 for used golf clubs just to go with your scenario
      Annual Costs:
      $750 for 15 rounds of golf at $50
      $240 for 30 set of balls at a driving range $8
      5 Year total cost : $5150
      Keep in mind that with bicycling I can ride 3+ times a week. I would also argue that cycling is a better workout as well. Your crazy contrived situation is absurd. I am in a group with a number of people and all their bikes range from $600 to maybe $2000. Some of the bikes are well over 15 years old and none of us really care. The only reason you need to spend that much is if you are a) a professional or b) need to keep up with the Joneses.

    11. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Cycling "can be" more expensive than golf, but it doesn't have to be. A $1000 bike will do fine for anybody who isn't riding competitively. You can spend less and get a better bike if you buy used. And after you've bought the equipment, it's free. There is no cost to go out for a ride, and you don't even have to schedule it. You can go out on your own time for an hour or two. Leave from your house, and end up at your house. Contrast that with golfing where you either have to buy a membership every year, or pay every time you want to play. And you have to find a few people to play with, and work in in around everyone's schedule. Sure there are those people who pay way too much for a bike, and show up for group rides, and can be a little dangerous, but if you find the right group, it's pretty easy to avoid people like this.

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    12. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wind resistance is a big deal. Having tight cloths keeps you from having flapping clothing as you try to cut through the wind. Also, tight clothing means you do not sit on a fold and get a crease up your ass. Sometimes it is more important to be comfortable than look good. Also, the team logos are stupid, but bright colours are good considering most drivers in the US would just as soon kill a cyclist if they were not more afraid of scratching their precious car.

    13. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      They're both very expensive if you have to have the best of everything, or at least higher end. They're both pretty affordable if you want to pick up used gear and mess around locally.

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    14. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A course near where I live is $20 a game, and less, $10-15 if you use it regularly or grab a few deals. That is still not as cheap as free when it comes to using a bicycle. But in either case, spending the $200 I did on a used bike or $100 on used clubs, I get enjoyment out of both for less than many spend on video games.

    15. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      There is the impending loss of good 9-speed road bikes in the near future which will eventually fill the pipeline of the used market with 10-speed and up with their ridiculously overpriced replacement chains and sprockets.

      Still working on my stockpile of 10 year old 9-speed parts bought cheap before the dollar tanked and SRAM started matching Shimano on price.

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    16. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Wonder why - the most expensive popular sport in existence is losing millions of players

      Golf isn't that expensive. Oh sure, if you want the finest carbon fiber/titanium clubs and play every week on an exclusive, perfectly manicured course at a private club it'll cost you. But you can get a cheap set of clubs and play at the local public course for not too much money.

    17. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I thought cycling was a means of transportation. Of course where I live now its not suited for cycling for 6 months of the year (too cold, and icey) or another 3 months (too hot) and since I can walk to work in less then 20 minutes there is no real advantage.

    18. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by afidel · · Score: 1

      Someone with a $100k car and $25k bike isn't middle class, they're wealthy (at the very least at the top of upper middle class and spending like they're wealthy)

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    19. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wind resistance is a big deal. Having tight cloths keeps you from having flapping clothing as you try to cut through the wind.

      Probably not for most people unless you are trying to compare your times to other people, or move to some place with a longer commute. If you are just doing it for exercise and/or to improve your own times, that won't matter much, and you still get plenty of exercise. If you are commuting, for a lot of commuters it is not far enough to matter, or you managed to start out without such clothing and get to work just fine.

      It just comes down to comfort, and considering you are going to spend money on a different set of clothes for biking anyway and want something brightly colored that doesn't take much storage space, such gear is pretty reasonable for comfort and logistic reasons alone.

    20. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1
      WTF are you talking about? I bought a bike off Craigslist, and my wife got one at a store in town. We bought a rack to hang off the back of the car and off to the county park we go. I'm in for probably less than $700.

      The rest of the words in your post, I don't even know what they mean. Sucking wheels? Doing work when its my turn? We're talking about riding a bike, right?

    21. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You think golf is more expensive than Skiing?

      How cute. Low-end boots cost $400-500. Then you have your winter gear, your skis, and all the rest. Then you have your lift tickets (easily $50 per day for touristy east-coast resorts). The cost scales to thousands of dollars per run if you're doing fresh powder runs by helicopter.

      Somehow skiing doesnt have the problem if being popular tho, probably because its actually exciting and active.

    22. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      And after you've bought the equipment, it's free.

      You're kidding, right? Chains cost. Cables cost. Cassettes do wear out. Bar tape, lube, tubes, tires, and CO2. Even clothes, sunglasses, and helmets wear out. I love seeing how little I can spend on cycling (I make my own drinks and snacks) but "free"? Nah.

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    23. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      If you don't know what he's talking about, it doesn't concern you so don't worry about it.

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    24. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      What is with the clothes the bikers wear?

      Do some 40-mile rides. You'll figure it out. New riders don't understand it at first, of course, and swear they won't become one of those spandex cyclists. Once they start doing longer rides, the light comes on and they figure out why those cotton cargo shorts won't cut it anymore. Happens all the time.

      P.S. Cycling clothing doesn't cost $700. It can but, for almost everybody who doesn't buy Rapha, that's not what it costs by a long shot.

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    25. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's all equipment. Sure equipment will wear out, but you don't have to pay every time you want to go out riding. Not to mention, those items you mentioned are minimal. The most expensive being the cassette or the tires. But tires tend to last quite a while. If you get a bike with an 8 speed drive train, cassettes and chains are cheap enough that you can easily replace them every year or two. Buying CO2 is ridiculous. You can pump up your tires using free air in the atmosphere around us.

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    26. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking about riding a bike, the GP is talking about dressing to the nines in spandex and road racing on a bicycle.

    27. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by swillden · · Score: 1

      easily $50 per day for touristy east-coast resorts

      Wow, that's cheap. Of course, east coast skiing sucks, so I suppose it's reasonable, but still... that's cheap.

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    28. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its roughly the same out west. Some slopes are $50, some are $80.

      Its the gear + travel that gets you, though.

    29. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by swillden · · Score: 1

      Its roughly the same out west. Some slopes are $50, some are $80.

      In Utah and Colorado the only resorts with $50 lift tickets are the low-end ones, with short runs, slow lifts, or both.

      Its the gear + travel that gets you, though.

      Gear isn't so bad. Decent rental equipment for a day can generally be had for less than $30, often less than $20. Buying your own gear is cheaper if you use it enough, and if you don't use it enough for it to be cheaper you should stick with renting (financially, at least; some people like having their own and are willing to pay for the privilege).

      Travel depends on where you live. I live within easy driving distance of many resorts so it's not an issue. What makes it a really expensive sport for me is my kids. $100 for a day (lift ticket + gear) isn't too bad, but when you multiply it by four or five it gets to be spendy.

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    30. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Sundance is $50, I believe, as are some of the ones in Little Cottonwood canyon (SLC, Utah). It depends if you purchase at the slopes or the ski shop, tho.

      Dont forget you gotta factor in medical bills when you throw your back out :(

      Honestly though I dont mind east coast skiing, its just a different sort of thing-- and we did get some "powder" here this year (Liberty PA, Return of Snowmageddon 2/20)

    31. Re:Expensive Middle Class Sport Losing Patrons by swillden · · Score: 1

      Sundance is $50, I believe

      Try $65. Also, Sundance is small and has slow lifts (I'm told -- haven't been there myself).

      as are some of the ones in Little Cottonwood canyon

      You mean Big Cottonwood Canyon. Brighton used to be pretty cheap, but they're $68 now. I used to take my kids there all the time when they allowed kids under 12 to ski free, and an all-day pass was $36 (at the grocery store). Solitude was always more expensive.

      The resort in Little Cottonwood Canyon is Alta. It's $79. It used to be somewhat cheaper, more of a "locals" resort, but it was always more expensive than Brighton. And they don't allow snowboarding.

      It depends if you purchase at the slopes or the ski shop, tho.

      Yes, you can knock $3-4 off the price if you buy at a shop or a grocery store. Doesn't get you to $50, though. If you're traveling you can get better prices by buying multi-day passes, sometimes with even bigger discounts by getting them as part of a package deal with lodging, etc.

      Or if you go a lot there are some great season pass deals, especially if you can go on weekdays. I'm building a house 20 minutes from Snow Basin, and I can get a weekdays-only annual pass for $300. I'll be working from home full-time, too, and have a flexible schedule, so I'm planning to buy a weekdays pass and ride from 9-11 AM most weekday mornings. That will be some cheap snowboarding, especially since I'll get enough hours on the slopes to amortize the equipment costs down to nothing.

      So if you live in the right place, and do a lot of it, then skiing/snowboarding can be an inexpensive hobby. The same is probably true of golf.

      Don't forget you gotta factor in medical bills when you throw your back out :(

      Or you can just not do that :-)

      I should note that I now live in Colorado (for another month or two, anyway), and I greatly prefer the skiing in Utah. The Colorado resorts are more expensive and much harder to get to.

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  15. Re:the problem with golf in the USA. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    is that it's played by republican douchebags in khakis. you know, the type of people who are against universal health care because f you they've got theirs.

    I am not sure how President Obama fits into that description.

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  16. Everyone gets a medal. Yayyyyy by bazmail · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you suck at a sport, pick another. don't expect the rules to bend to suit you. God damned generation of pussies growing up expecting a medal every time they play a sport.

    Soccer-mom-itis infecting the gentlemans sport.

    1. Re:Everyone gets a medal. Yayyyyy by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      If you suck at a sport, pick another.

      Or keep practicing until you get better.

  17. Fun? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    We have to do something to get them into the fold, and then maybe they'll have this idea it's supposed to be fun."

    That's the real money quote right there. Golf is fun? Minigolf while drunk is fun. Standing in the sun playing one of the slowest and least exciting games of precision is a challenge open to the dedicated, it's a problem to be solved, it's done to prove something to someone. I have never considered this "sport" fun.

    Mind you I also find fishing incredibly boring. Maybe I don't have the patience for slow games like this, but really there's better things I could be doing, and I'm not the only one who has this belief.

  18. The pace of life has changed by floobedy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm an avid sailor, and the same discussion is being had in the sport of sailing. The sport of sailing is in rapid decline, at least in the US. It's far less popular than it was 30 years ago. Most of the people who do it are baby boomers who will soon retire from it.

    There is great consternation within the sport of sailing about what can be done to save it, but really, nothing can be done. The sport is not appropriate for the times.

    It's not a matter of cost. Sports like golf, sailing, lawn bowling, and other sports which are in rapid decline can be done affordably. Sailing, for example, is cheaper than ever because more and more used sailboats are dumped on the market every year (fiberglass sailboats almost never wear out).

    The pace of life has changed. That is the issue. Young people, who've been reared on dizzyingly fast-paced entertainment such as first-person shooter games, are not thrilled at the idea of racing at five miles per hour (or sometimes less) in a sailboat for four hours. Nor do they find it exciting to play shuffleboard or do golf. By the standards of today, those sports are boring.

    Nothing should be done to make golf or sailing more interesting for younger people. It won't help to make golf holes bigger. The only way to make these sports more interesting is to make them drastically faster paced, which will ruin them for the people who enjoy them now. These sports should just accept unpopularity.

    1. Re:The pace of life has changed by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Sailing is not a sport, its an activity. Sailboat RACING might be a sport, but putting around on your boat is not.

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    2. Re:The pace of life has changed by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Watch this. Then tell me again that this just MIGHT be a sport.

      If you ask me, they're nuts. But that's certainly nothing I'd consider a nice happy activity.

      Many activities can become sports if done "seriously". When I shoot hoops, it's a happy little pastime, not so much when two teams face off at the NBA. Usually I see that transition where it is no longer entertaining and fun but turns into a profession where you may actually risk your health or life.

      As you can see above, that's certainly the case for sailing.

      But at no level that's true for golf. And not just 'cause it's already not fun at leisure level.

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    3. Re:The pace of life has changed by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, as the Volvo Ocean Race showed, you can make sailing a lot more fast paced. I just don't think it's something where you should learn sailing. You might only learn how not to get old...

      But to address your fears, I don't think you'll have to worry about the future of sailing too much. Of course it has to share time with other pastimes, especially if it gets cheaper and hence people can afford having more than just this one pastime (but, frankly, I can't really say that sailing is so much cheaper now than it was a decade ago). I know a fair lot of younger people who enjoy sailing. Yes, you will find few teenagers, but a fair amount of people in their 20s and 30s pick it up, exactly because it is a relaxing, "slow" activity that allows them to get away from hectic and stress.

      In my experience it's also a far better conversation "enforcer" than even golf could be. Because no matter what you you, you really, positively can't escape! :)

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    4. Re:The pace of life has changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you blame younger people, stating that we need things too fast paced to appreciate your good old time boat fun... yet you never bothered to think that maybe, just maybe, we simply don't have the fucking time to do all that shit? You boomer cocksuckers had free time up the dickhole after you got out of your nice paying job for the day. Well sorry. Those jobs are gone and the free time is spent working shit jobs for shit pay. Good work you entitled fucking parasites.

    5. Re:The pace of life has changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm an avid sailor, and the same discussion is being had in the sport of sailing. The sport of sailing is in rapid decline, at least in the US. It's far less popular than it was 30 years ago. Most of the people who do it are baby boomers who will soon retire from it.

      Maybe they should follow golf's lead and put 15" holes in the boats.

    6. Re:The pace of life has changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if "boring" is the whole story. There's still quite a bit of demand for relaxing activities. But as someone else pointed out, expensive sports are probably in decline because incomes have not kept pace. You short-change the middle and lower class long enough, and guess what? Your only clients are an increasingly uncommon fraction of the very rich.

    7. Re:The pace of life has changed by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "Well, as the Volvo Ocean Race showed, you can make sailing a lot more fast paced"

      Ocean racing sailing a Volvo? I guess I missed that episode of Top Gear

      The recent Americas Cup showed some very fast sailboat racing, and a lot of hi-tech stuff.
      Those guys have to be fit, especially the grinders.

      Theres also the Whitbread Round the world race that attracts a lot of media coverage and money.

      I don't think sail boat racing is a dying sport.

    8. Re:The pace of life has changed by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The pace of life has changed. That is the issue. Young people, who've been reared on dizzyingly fast-paced entertainment such as first-person shooter games, are not thrilled at the idea of racing at five miles per hour (or sometimes less) in a sailboat for four hours. Nor do they find it exciting to play shuffleboard or do golf. By the standards of today, those sports are boring.

      You've pretty much hit the nail on the head here, and pretty much every other comment on this article can be modded '-5 completely irrelevant'. Where you miss is that it's bigger than just the pace of the games - it's also the costs of the hobby, the space taken up, and the time to master. Since they opening of the console gaming and PC era, generally the society wide interest in any hobby or activity that isn't on the computer/console or can't be picked up for the cost of the latest hot title or mastered in a few evenings has been waning.

    9. Re:The pace of life has changed by floobedy · · Score: 1

      But to address your fears, I don't think you'll have to worry about the future of sailing too much. Of course it has to share time with other pastimes, especially if it gets cheaper and hence people can afford having more than just this one pastime (but, frankly, I can't really say that sailing is so much cheaper now than it was a decade ago). I know a fair lot of younger people who enjoy sailing. Yes, you will find few teenagers, but a fair amount of people in their 20s and 30s pick it up, exactly because it is a relaxing, "slow" activity that allows them to get away from hectic and stress.

      It's not going away any time soon, and there are definitely some young people who are interested in it. I'm sure sailing will continue to exist as a sport or pastime for a long time.

      That said, most people who sail are boomers. Whenever I visit a race, excursion, or yacht club, I notice that 75% or more of the people there are boomers, in general. There are exceptions, but that's the average, I'd guess.

      There are some young people interested in it, so it will be around for a long time. However, I'd guess there are only half as many people sailing 40 years from now, relative to the size of the population.

    10. Re:The pace of life has changed by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Riiiight, and for the Red Bull Air Race you drink enough of that saturated sugar crap 'til you take off... after all companies must not sponsor anything that has nothing to do with their product.

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    11. Re:The pace of life has changed by jonwil · · Score: 1

      +1 to this, trying to make golf "better" by adding giant holes or making it faster would ruin the sport for all the people who play it now AND would not pull the younger generations away from their screens.

    12. Re:The pace of life has changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sailing, for example, is cheaper than ever because more and more used sailboats are dumped on the market every year (fiberglass sailboats almost never wear out).

      Even if I believe you that the maintenance costs are nil, where do you put this cheap sailboat?

  19. But why? by RaccoonBandit · · Score: 1

    While I have little sympathy, given the expenses involved with the activity, and given that far too often a golf club seems really more like a get-together of the wealthy, frolicking in their wealth together, this is a terrible idea. Why do beginning golfers need to have it easier? They just don't score as well. Isn't that what that handicap system is about in the first place?

    What's next? "Chess too difficult -- FIDE considering switching to a 6x6 board to encourage more beginners."

    Though I agree with that Curtis fellow, who says that it's all just talk and nothing will come of it.

  20. Putting doesn't put beginners off - driving does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Driving the ball 200 yards+ in a straight line is a bitch. Most beginners hook/slice a large percentage of their shots. Then they have to go and look for the ball, which is probably in a horrible lie assuming that they find it.

    A beginner slows the game down tremendously with their wayward drives, and it ultimately becomes humiliating/embarrassing for all concerned. Anyone can get a lucky putt - a lucky 300 yard drive, not so much.

  21. There's a B.C. comic strip that says it all by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 2

    I can't find a link, so I'll summarize:

    Char 1: whatcha doin'?
    Char 2: Playing golf.
    Char 1: What's the object of the game?
    Char 2: Get this little white ball in that hole over there.
    Char 1: [picks up ball, walks over to hole, drops it in hole] Stupid game.

    1. Re:There's a B.C. comic strip that says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say it but that likely has nothing to do with the decline in golf given the direction the rest of society has taken. If anything we'd be better off if more people took up the game. At least I'd give them an occasional break from the endless noise of their TVs.
       
      There's still this myth in the Honey BooBoo world that as people has access to more advanced technology and can pick up an education for the cost of their monthly cable bill that we're suddenly going to become a Star Trek society with people education themselves and taking on the challenges of a scientifically progressive life. This simply isn't true. Unless there is a major cultural upheaval there will be no Star Trek society. As there are more people than ever with their hands in their pockets we see that entertainment and hobbies is continuing the race to the bottom.
       
      I wonder if putt-putt golf is suffering too. It seems to be more on pace to the expectations we have placed on people today. Maybe there's an app for that.
       
      People just don't want to get their ass out of that seat anymore. There was a time that sitting and doing repetitive things was considered drudgery, today it's a normal way of life. Just like at one point if you wanted music you had to play it yourself, now it's taken for granted and humanity has suffered for it.

  22. 'Tis a silly game. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With high monetary and time costs, you literally pay for every game.

    You cant really just go out and shoot hoops or kick a ball like basketball and soccer.
    You can't just have an impromptu game by dropping down 2 t-shirts for goal post, sticks for wickets, or bags for bases.

  23. in the gulf planet still leaking from big holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no one is keeping score the holes just keep getting bigger as the crowd flees... & what is that awful smell?

  24. Softball by LMariachi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    15" holes seem pretty ridiculous, considering you still have to get to the green. Accurate drives and knowing how to deal with situational shots comprise at least half the difficulty of golf. Nobody takes a mulligan on a missed putt, they take them when they slice a shot onto the next fairway over or into a water hazard or whiff it entirely and launch a clump of divot instead of the ball.

    But no one derides amateur softball players for not hitting 85 mph pitches or being able to throw out a runner at first with a bullet from 130' away. What might make golf more accessible is building smaller 9-hole courses heavy on par-threes with more forgiving hazards and flatter greens. Less of a time commitment, cheaper due to faster turnover... Change the name somewhat (Golf-lite? Softgolf?) so as to defuse objections from people who want to maintain “pure golf’s” identity as is.

    1. Re:Softball by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      That's what I found, as well. Putting is relatively easy to learn compared to driving (at least at a reasonable distance), and if they want to reduce difficulty, they should be building smaller, easier courses instead of messing with the size of the hole.

    2. Re:Softball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same thing with progress bars in application installers that go faster towards the end: What really seems to matter in terms of how a user/player remembers the experience is the last few moments. That's why they want to make putting as smooth as possible.

    3. Re:Softball by labnet · · Score: 1

      Great suggestions ludwig.
      I've also found golf attracts anal retentives, making a round a chore rather than some fun. Not much you can do about them though.

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    4. Re:Softball by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      I seem to have the opposite experience. When I go golfing with people (rarely), hitting the green is pretty easy. Every one then get's 2 or 3 tries at the putt, then just gives up, picks up the ball. Frankly, I see no reason to change hole size, because we already treat it as two games. Hitting the green is golf. Trying to get the ball in the hole is a the other game of "@&#$ing stupid %#! son of a @*%@# get in the $%&#ing hole... awww ^*@& it, next fairway..."

      The issue for me is spending hours just trying to get through 9 holes before my legs fall off and my head burns in the sun. It's not money or the hole size. I play with a $15 set of mismatched clubs I found at a garage sale and I play on public courses.

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    5. Re:Softball by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, when driving is so hard, maybe eliminate it altogether in the spirit of making the sport more accessible. Just down to putting. Maybe put a few funny obstacles between the point where you start playing and the hole, you know, just to make it fun.

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    6. Re:Softball by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      But no one derides amateur softball players for not hitting 85 mph pitches or being able to throw out a runner at first with a bullet from 130' away.

      Actually, in fast-pitch softball, due to the shorter distances between the mound and home plate, a upper-50s to low 60s mph fastball is the equivalent of throwing in the low 90s in baseball. And those pitches can move, too. It's usually baseball players who have trouble hitting softball pitches, not the other way around.

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    7. Re:Softball by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying "make it minigolf", I'm saying that a shorter drive is more accessible. A substantial portion of the difficulty of golf comes from the course layout, and beginner layouts just don't exist outside of minigolf and Pitch and Putt. On top of that, it's far cheaper to have a smaller course, which allows more people to play in the first place - golf is damned expensive, largely because of the fees, which are a result of the size of the course. When a sport has both a high entry cost and high degree of difficulty, it prevents people not "of the right character" (i.e. not rich) from playing it in the first place.

      This kind of attitude is the kind of thing that can kill off golf in the long run. Hardcore players believe they're superior because the courses are hard, when in reality, having easier courses allows more people to play, and lets the sport thrive. It gets rid of the "this sport is for rich assholes" stigma. Take another sport with course layouts as an example - motorsports. Do you think every racetrack is Laguna Seca or the Nurburgring? Hell no! There's tracks all over the place that are more accessible, and the sport thrives because people who do not excel at racing can actually race on them. Having all those easier tracks doesn't take away value from the harder tracks, it adds value by bringing more people into the sport. NASCAR/F1/Rally/Drag/Drift professional racing wouldn't be nearly so popular if people were completely unable race around an easier local track due to a few highly involved people who have devoted massive amounts of time actively trying to keep them away from their tracks by using every tool available to design the course so that you needed $100,000 worth of tires/suspension/brakes to make it around and had to pay even more exorbitant fees to get on the racetrack in the first place.

    8. Re:Softball by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      What might make golf more accessible is building smaller 9-hole courses heavy on par-threes with more forgiving hazards and flatter greens.

      That's making the game easier, not more accessible. It'll still take a lot of skill, and honestly you're using the wrong tool for the job. This is America, so consider letting players sight holes in their cross hairs and blow their balls using air cannon launchers. You could even have a course for cart-sized trebuchet builders for the mechanically inclined. That way, even quadriplegic folks could play. Mount a cannon to a cart or motorize a catapult and you can get the robotics folks involved. Robot Wars: Golf Edition. Now, that's accessible.

      Know what would make golf even more accessible? Portable holes.

    9. Re:Softball by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      I have a similar post farther down the thread but wanted to touch on something you said. The rules of golf (as is) can still apply in your suggested model. They are very adaptable to different course types as well as the differences in stroke and match play. I agree, more par-3 courses with less challenging designs would be the way to get more people golfing. I have seen this happen in small communities where a par-3 goes in. A larger demographic will frequent these courses because they can afford to play more often and they can work on their skills (especially short game). More inexpensive par-3s and finding ways to reduce equipment and greens fees would also help. I don't think it needs different rules nor a different name. It's still golf. Let's not start making different rules for different people or places, like American football and baseball. Golf is golf no matter who plays or where. The rules don't change and that adds integrity to the game at all levels.

    10. Re:Softball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the opposite. It isnt uncommon for a novice to be able to find most greens, or at least a fringe, in 4 shots. The next 4-6 strokes are putts, and that is frustrating as hell, especially when you may have a couple roll within an inch or two. Besides the numbers, pulling back and trying to kill the ball can be fun.

      Some people may need to understand that the driver is a very hard club to hit, and that using the 3 wood and staying on the short grass is a much better option than hitting 20 yards further and into the woods. Or they can just try to kill the driver, and accept a lost ball and a penalty and keep moving.

      go talk to people that shoot around 95-100, and ask how they practice. Time on the range is spent hitting various lengths, almost no real short game practice, and almost no putting practice. These things are less fun, practiced less because of it, and make the game more difficult because of it.

    11. Re:Softball by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What keeps you (or the golf course owners) from defining "beginner" starting points differently from "expert" course start? After all, sooner or later you will move towards the goal, have beginners start around halfway towards the hole and you have what you want.

      And if it's not in some kind of competitive setting, what keeps you from giving the "rules" the finger and simply starting halfway down the field? And with new courses this could be taken into account, with the hard parts and insidious bends and water pits and whatnot in the first half of the course that's reserved for the "experts".

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    12. Re:Softball by keytoe · · Score: 1

      What might make golf more accessible is building smaller 9-hole courses heavy on par-threes with more forgiving hazards and flatter greens. Less of a time commitment, cheaper due to faster turnover... Change the name somewhat (Golf-lite? Softgolf?) so as to defuse objections from people who want to maintain âoepure golfâ(TM)sâ identity as is.

      They have those already, generally called executive courses. The one in my neighborhood has 18 holes for $15 (or 9 for $9), will rent you clubs for $3 and a cart for $3.50. It's dead flat and has minimal hazards - just enough so you know what a hazard is.

  25. Re:Why is Lowering the Bar always the Solution? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

    You are a fool, life in a modern society should not be a competition. So what if we lower the bar, ITS SO MORE PEOPLE CAN GET PAST IT. Big fucking deal. Why do you care if the world becomes more inclusive? We dont need extreme competition at every level of life.

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  26. think cost by slugstone · · Score: 0

    rounds, clubs, balls, tees, and status, they all need to come.

  27. Others respond immediately. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    The top competitor of Golf, Football reacted immediately and reduced the first down yardage to 10 feet. Spokesman for NFL said, "young people these days have lots of thumb power, quick button pressing abilities, but not much else. So to attract them we are reducing the first down yardage". Baseball announced that they are introducing a sister franchise, Major League T-Ball.

    Knowing the things that fail in the West make an aggressive move in the Asian markets, Cricket too announced pre emptive measures. It has already reduced 5-day matches to one day match and then to 60 over match then to 45 over match and now they are at 20 over matches. It announced reducing the boundary line from 80 yards to 40 and reducing the wicket to one stump.

    Harvard economist Itso B Vious said, "All sports are in intense competition to win over people's mindspace. And they are all at a disadvantage because almost all of them require young people to get off their butt, out of the airconditioned homes and into hot sweaty fields. Video games are not only eating into the profits of Hollywood, but also into the profits of sports".

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  28. Re:Why is Lowering the Bar always the Solution? by CRCulver · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure that amateur radio has been dumbed down as much it moved from proficiency in something annoying to young people (Morse code, inhaling solder) to something annoying to older people (digital modes, software stacks) while keeping the level of brainwork involved about the same. I've since left the hobby, but when I was active in my local club, the old boys who ran the show didn't really care for discussion of new technology, since computers baffled them. They much rather would have talked about CW on a QRP transmitter that they soldered themselves (without really understanding how it works) from a QST article.

  29. um... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    A 15-inch-hole event was held at the Reynolds Plantation resort last week...

    How about instead of screwing around with the size of the holes, you just stop naming your golf courses after something that's basically synonymous with the 200yr holocaust that was slavery? It doesn't help that if you're not white you have to call the course up ahead of time to make sure they'll let you in.

  30. Shouldn't change it. by kgroombr · · Score: 1

    This is like trying to make people smarter by lowering the test standards.

  31. pretentious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Golf is one of the most pretentious sports. This is the primary reason I don't play. Most other "primary" sports require very little money to play. Then there's golf with exclusive country clubs, all sorts of fees, strict rules, and snobby attitudes. (Or perhaps it's the mere perception of that) This also could have lead to the popularization of mini golf. It's not snobby and it's fun.

  32. It surely wouldn't attract me to the game by kennykb · · Score: 1

    I don't think I'd try golf, even watered down. I'm a hiker. I can have fun walking around and toting a heavy bag without a little white ball anywhere in the picture, and it's a lot cheaper. Besides, I go hiking to get away from the folks who are only out there to suck up to a client or boss. I'm with Sam Clemens, who observed that golf is a good walk spoilt.

    1. Re:It surely wouldn't attract me to the game by afidel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but can you imagine how much less peaceful the trails would be with another 20M people hiking every weekend?

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  33. Re:Why is Lowering the Bar always the Solution? by visualight · · Score: 1

    Handicap.

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  34. Skip putting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy golf for the air time. The short game is uninteresting to me once shots are nothing more than rolling the ball along the ground. I'd just as soon play a round where I don't bother with the putting at all. Get the ball onto the green and you're done with that hole. If you want to keep track of how you're improving, keep a running total of how close you were to the pin once you got onto the green. So for 18 holes you'd shoot 10 under par at 480 feet. Shooting 10 under par at 0 feet is for the pros to worry about.

  35. What about disc golf? by WayneOsteen · · Score: 2

    Just go play disc golf! Lots of fun, just as much exercise, and free (in most locations) to play. Also, *WAY* cheaper to get into than buying or renting clubs!

    1. Re:What about disc golf? by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 2

      Disc golf has exploded in popularity around here.

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  36. Caddyshack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumb it down and allow anyone to join! Then blow it up!

  37. my wife says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't cheapen the game with bigger holes
    MAKE IT CHEAPER TO PLAY if you want more people playing

    ACCESS and AVAILABILITY might be issues here

  38. well... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    Top Golf has a number of different computerized games you can play, all involving driving. Pricey, but I guess it could be fun if you're competent enough to drive a golf ball. (Turns out I'm not. Heh.)

  39. I love golf, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it takes too long to play due to slow players, is expensive and is difficult to get a tee time unless your schedule is wide open.

    I am pretty sure dumbing down the game is NOT the answer though.

    1. Re:I love golf, but... by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      ... it takes too long to play due to slow players,

      Unless it's somewhere that mostly gets casual or first time golfers, most experienced golfers know to let faster pairs play through.

      is expensive and is difficult to get a tee time unless your schedule is wide open.

      $300-400 sunk cost for clubs (I've used the same clubs for the past 10+ years, only bought a new putter for $50), maybe $30 per person every time you play at a public course and you don't lose cases of balls every time you play (and most courses will sell used, recovered balls on the cheap).

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  40. Replace hole with net by rlp · · Score: 1

    They could replace the hole with a net. Then instead of a golf ball, golfers could throw a plastic disc. They could call it, oh, wait, nevermind.

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  41. Re:Why is Lowering the Bar always the Solution? by Tridus · · Score: 1

    The golf course owners want people's money, because there's too many of them for the demand. So naturally they're going to try and make it easier so more people want to play.

    Welcome to the free market in action.

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  42. Is this is to encourage... by Roxoff · · Score: 1

    ...Americans with Really Fat Hands to play golf?

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  43. Once upon a time, golf was a game for the rich. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then the middle class, seeing that rich people played golf, decided that they could either appear to be rich or could possibly get rich through deals made on the course, and they started playing in spite of the ridiculous costs in terms of time, money, and the environment. Now that the economy has been in the hole for so long and so many middle class people have dropped back into the underclass, the rich can count golf as their own once again.

    I can't say I care much. I've never understood the appeal of golf. If you want to get outside and get some exercise, go hiking in a more natural environment, or ride a bike, or play baseball, go fishing, go swimming, etc. And watching golf on TV? Come on! If you can do that without being stoned you've lost too many brain cells to do much of anything else. Or read about golf in magazines? You'd get more intellectual stimulation from a game of Angry Birds (or even reading about a game of Angry Birds!).

    I used to live in Japan back in the late 80's and couldn't believe the ridiculous lengths people would go to to play golf. It was generally cheaper to fly to Guam or Taiwan, stay in a hotel, eat all your meals in restaurants, play golf, and fly back to Japan than to play a single round of golf in Japan. You would think that in a country as crowded as Japan, and with real estate and all other costs as high as they are in Japan, they'd get into playing cards or something that doesn't require so much space, but no, in those days, the dominant paradigm was "if it costs more it must be better", and everyone spent money as fast as they could.

    1. Re:Once upon a time, golf was a game for the rich. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      I think golf club memberships are actually traded in Japan because they are so hard to get

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  44. Personal Experience by bigdavex · · Score: 1

    My grandfather asked me to go golfing with him when I was about 7. There was some conversation among the adults concluding that, based on my age only, I was a hazard to the green and therefore would have to just watch. So I followed around old guys for an hour on grass that I was not worthy to putt on. I realize this is an antecdote. Fuck golf.
     

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    1. Re:Personal Experience by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My grandfather asked me to go golfing with him when I was about 7. There was some conversation among the adults concluding that, based on my age only, I was a hazard to the green and therefore would have to just watch. So I followed around old guys for an hour on grass that I was not worthy to putt on. I realize this is an antecdote. Fuck golf.

      Your anecdote resonates with another experience I had as a youngster... I wasn't excluded from playing like you were, but my father's preoccupation with golf while I was growing up very nearly ruined my parent's marriage, and without me even realizing it at the time, created a psychological barrier that left a profound disliking for the game in general for many many years... he invited me to play with him a few times, but I never really enjoyed it. it would not be until I was in my early twenties when some peers invited me to go golfing with them that I finally realized what preconceptions about the game my subconscious had put there, based solely on my experiences I had while I was growing up.

      Going back to your story, however, hopefully, you've matured enough since that time to realize that in your case, this was a problem with the alleged "adults" who decided you were a problem for their game than the sport itself.... if your grandfather had more character, he would have told those assholes that they were being arrogant pricks right then and there, and taken you somewhere else instead of just going along with their suggestion and making you sit on the sidelines.

  45. Change. by msauve · · Score: 1

    If Curtis Strange thinks change cheapens the game, why isn't he hitting feather balls with wooden longnoses?

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  46. Spirit of JFK by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

    "We choose to go to the moon, and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."

    President Kennedy, announcing the goal of landing on the moon before the end of the 60's.

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    1. Re:Spirit of JFK by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Lunar golf would be an interesting, but very expensive sport.

    2. Re:Spirit of JFK by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

      Alan Shepard had a go!

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  47. Know Jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A book on golf by Jack Nicklaus started of with golf WAS a mans game. If the ancients had today's equipment the holes would be 2000 yards long and a peach basket for the hole. Now if you can afford a Big Bertha, driving a couple hundred yards is not that big a deal. Today putting rules. A game where driving is more important could get young men to play it more.

    1. Re:Know Jack by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Now if you can afford a Big Bertha, driving a couple hundred yards is not that big a deal. Today putting rules. A game where driving is more important could get young men to play it more.

      There's a common phrase in golf: drive for show, putt for dough. Matches are won on the green, not on the tee.

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  48. Golf is a huge waste of time, money, and resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More important than the above, golf is played by assholes.

    That's right, Rus Emerick, I am looking at you.

  49. Even bigger holes? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    But the usual golf player is already a gigantic ... oh, you mean in the ground.

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  50. Skill vs sport by Monoman · · Score: 2

    I consider games like golf and chess skills rather than sports. To me, sports rely more on athletic factors like speed and strength. Sports competitions are more likely to be divided by sexes (chess shouldn't be) and/or weight classes. Skills competitions shouldn't require divisions by sex or size.

    It's a blurry line I have drawn for myself but, right or wrong, that is how I feel about it. I should probably duck now.

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    1. Re:Skill vs sport by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      I consider games like golf and chess skills rather than sports. To me, sports rely more on athletic factors like speed and strength.

      And coordination. Golf doesn't require much of the first two (although it does take some upper body strength to hit those long drives) but requires the third in spades. Golf is a sport.

      It's a blurry line I have drawn for myself but, right or wrong

      I think the line is fairly clear. Is there a physical component or is it purely mental? An easy to use, sensible guideline. Golf is a sport. Chess is not.

    2. Re:Skill vs sport by Monoman · · Score: 1

      Speed chess? ;-)

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    3. Re:Skill vs sport by Monoman · · Score: 1

      Mini golf?

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  51. There are more ways to play it. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    You can practice teeíng, and /or putting. But it frustating if you play the bal clase to the hole, but still need 2-3 strokes just to put it in.

    A game with 15 inch holes might be more fun, still get you in the sun, and kick some balls. Just no need to call it golf.

    By the way, farmers golf (boerengolf) is becoming popular over here. You take a voleyball, and some buckets, and something resembling golf sticks, and just have a few hours of fun between the cows.

  52. close by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    " Another alternative is foot golf, in which players kick a soccer ball from the tee to an oversize hole, counting their kicks"
    Hell no! You get a 6 ft beach ball and get in a high horsepower cart :-P

  53. The *new Slashdot crowd by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Sure they're busy posting...about golf. The previous /. generation would've posted more about pizza, simultaneously perpetuating the pale basement dwelling, couch potating discerning Italian cuisine stereotype.

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  54. Certainly not for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandfather took me golfing from the age of about 12. We'd usually go a few times a month, more in the summer as I was off school and he was retired so there was no issue getting tee times midweek. We never wore special clothes or had expensive clubs. It wasn't about learning a skill or business connections or getting exercise. It was an excuse to spend time with my grandfather on a regular basis.

    Golf was always a frustration and always will be. Especially once my skill progressed and I could make a string of great shots, soon to be followed by a few holes of bad ones. Somewhere around the age of 21 I was out with a group of friends and shot 10 under par for the 18 holes. It won't ever happen again but I'll never forget the feeling that day of doing something so difficult so well.

    Tldr Not all golfers are networking d-bags. The frustration of golf is also the reward.

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  56. Costs by sycodon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's more likely the result of fees that are routinely over $100. And to really enjpy the game (be good enough not not get pissed all the time) you need to play at least three times a week.

    Pretty pricey.

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    1. Re:Costs by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      I've played on tons of perfectly good courses for under $40. They're not as nice as the $100 courses, but they usually easier- which is good for non-experts.

      To get decent, you just need to go to the driving range. That's a lot cheaper and quicker than playing full rounds.

    2. Re:Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $40 for a round of golf still isn't cheap, the game is simply not accessible to working class people.

    3. Re:Costs by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      $40 is a lot cheaper than the $100 price mentioned in the previous post. Plenty of people can afford $40 for 4 hours of entertainment.

    4. Re:Costs by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Anywhere that has municipal courses are not likely to be $100+. Around here, it's more like $20.

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    5. Re:Costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of working class people still seem to go to the movies and get concessions, which can add up to $10-20 for a couple hours of entertainment. Plenty of places also have golf courses that are in that price range too, even less than the $40 quoted above.

    6. Re:Costs by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      When did golf magically become entertaining?

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    7. Re:Costs by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      I find drinking with my friends while getting some fresh air quite entertaining. The trick is to not take the golf part seriously. I haven't kept a scorecard in years.

    8. Re:Costs by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1

      Its not just cost. As a beginner, your shots go all over and you end up playing very slow. This tends to piss off people behind you and it can make for an unpleasant afternoon after a while.

      I am not saying its right or anything, but its definitely a turn off for new players.

  57. Expensive & difficult = barrier to entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Golf is expensive. Golf can be difficult to learn. It's not the size of the hole that makes golf difficult it's getting the ball close to the hole on the first 2-3 strokes. Build more "par-3" or "executive" courses, easier to play, takes less time, charge smaller green fee, can be walked more easily - good for beginners...

    Like any activity, it also helps to golf with people who you enjoy spending time with...

    Oh, and if many good golfers would stop acting like elitist pricks, that would make golfing with people you don't know much more fun as well.

  58. Try this by ExecutorElassus · · Score: 1

    Here's a thought. Maybe the sport as a whole -- and the PGA in particular -- could take a look at the many many country clubs that are still whites-only, and think about whether tolerating overt racism in your sport is the best way to market it.

    1. Re:Try this by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Two words: Tiger Woods. Wanna try a different conspiracy theory?

      There weren't any women in one of my physics classes at university either.... that doesn't mean that they were excluding them.

  59. Curtis has it dead on by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Curtis Strange's quote is spot on. It's all a bunch of talk. There's no way the USGA nor the R&A would approve such a thing. Not only is putting just one aspect of the game, making the hole bigger won't make you better. Anyone that's played the game long enough to want to get better knows you putt at smaller objects to improve your putting, not larger objects. As I said, putting is also one of many aspects of the game. Driving, approach, chipping and pitching are all equally important as they add strokes to your game the same way putting does. I would argue that getting to the green is not only more difficult than putting once you're there, but requires more physical ability and mental challenge than putting. To have the swing consistency to hit every fairway and every green in regulation is more difficult to develop than reading a green and striking a putt. I have been golfing since I was 17 and still struggle with swing issues 25 years later. I can putt like a fiend, though. Sure, I know the "putt for dough, drive for show" saying, but every stroke counts. You can one and two putt all day, but if you can't get it to the green in three or less, your putting can only save so much. So, no, I really hope nothing comes of this bigger hole thing. It's counterproductive to their advertised ends, helping improve the game. What's next, a field width goal twenty feet high so more people will be better at football/soccer so they will be attracted to the game? I really don't like rule changes to appease people who want to apply less skill and practice to a game so they can compete with more skilled and practiced players. I thought that's what the handicap system in golf was for? We already give people 20+ strokes per round based on their lesser skills, why would they need anything else in a game where the lowest score wins? Bigger hole = dumb idea

  60. That whining noise isn't your bike. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

    I've been riding a bike for more than 30 years...

    Since before it was cool? No doubt on a bike brand that we probably wouldn't have heard of?

    ...and I can't tell how how different it looks at the parking lot today - middle-aged men, 20lbs or more overweight, showing up in $100,000 cars with $25,000 bikes...

    Leaving aside for a moment the complaints about people spending more money on their toys than you've spent on your car/house/whatever, are you seriously complaining that the middle-aged men with beer bellies are actually getting out and doing something active? Even if they're not very good at it? (And if they aren't, how are they going to get better at it, except through practice?)

    It's easy enough to flip this around: "After that last visit to the doctor, I decided I'd rather spend some money on a nice bike than on cardiologists and ICU bills. But whenever I try to go out on it, I get run off the trail by jerks who act like anyone doing less than 25mph on the flats deserves to be roadkill. At least on the weekly rides most of the folks are supportive, and willing to help out beginners. Sure, there's this one guy who shows up a few times a year and spends most of his time shaking his head at us and sighing theatrically, but I've found that the best thing to do is ignore him..."

    1. Re:That whining noise isn't your bike. by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      It's easy enough to flip this around: "After that last visit to the doctor, I decided I'd rather spend some money on a nice bike than on cardiologists and ICU bills. But whenever I try to go out on it, I get run off the trail by jerks who act like anyone doing less than 25mph on the flats deserves to be roadkill. At least on the weekly rides most of the folks are supportive, and willing to help out beginners. Sure, there's this one guy who shows up a few times a year and spends most of his time shaking his head at us and sighing theatrically, but I've found that the best thing to do is ignore him..."

      This. Totally this.

      Bikes are like guns. They are inherently elegant and beautiful machines. And a really high-end bike, especially a custom bike, is a thing of beauty, as well as being exceptionally comfortable and fun to ride. If somebody can afford a beautiful bike, even if they're not a competitive rider, more power to them. Nobody needs a $10,000 bike, but it's not up to anybody but the rider to decide who deserves one. If one person has a $12,000 car and a $10,000 bike, and another person has a $30,000 car and sits on his ass in the driver's seat thinking "who does that guy on the $10,000 bike think he is?", then who's the fool?

    2. Re:That whining noise isn't your bike. by skatefriday · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points.

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  62. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's stop scaring people with golf and turn it into a different game so they won't be scared anymore. That's the only way we'll save golf as we know it ... by changing it into another game.

  63. By Odin's beard... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    I hate golf and consider it a waste of space and/or "a good walk ruined" but this "everybody gets a trophy and deserves to feel good about themselves even if they can't accomplish the basics" attitude has started to infect the wealthy too?

  64. re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It also means fewer courses and fewer players, but less golf.

  65. The problem is not the size of the holes..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....it's the NUMBER of holes. No sport should take the better part of my day to complete. I have too much going on. If a round of golf took 2 hours, instead of 5, I'd be much more inclined to play. Make a round 12 holes instead of 18.

  66. A result of the new "gilded age" by whoever57 · · Score: 2

    Perhaps increasing wealth inequality means that people have less disposable income and choose to spend their money elsewhere than golf?

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    1. Re:A result of the new "gilded age" by StewBaby2005 · · Score: 1

      I was a member of a golf course in Scotland that my father and a few others started for coal miners. (he started out in the coal mines in 115 at 14 years of age). Nowadays, they probably would not let any coal miners in,if there were any left.

  67. prejudiced much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you know, public courses or par-3 courses.

    Captcha - goaded

  68. Time is probably the biggest factor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not budget out time to even go for 90 minutes to a par 3 9 hole course. (I would say I don't have the time, but that's something people say all the time when they really should say they don't set aside time.)

    I do set aside time for about 5 or 6 days a year to go out and golf in scrambles. These are either for fundraisers, reunions, etc. It's 18 holes, it's 5+ hours outside +1 or more for dinner and raffles, but it is planned out in advance. I am a high handicap golfer, but I sometimes hit some great shots, which is why I love the format. On the other times where I slice my drive to the next hole, guess what? My shot is still 150 yards from the pin in the middle of the fairway.

    On top of taking most of the main frustration of golf out - by sharing shots - my enjoyment comes from friends and family where it's non stop laughing all day long from all of the shit giving. Plus just being outdoors in the fresh air is one of the more enjoyable aspects of the game.

  69. The Foot Wedge has always been a part of my game.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially useful for getting out of rough lies and from behind trees. Usually used as an alternative to the mulligan...

  70. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hole is not the problem, golf is fucking boring! Now if you want to do it Caddyshack 2 Randy Quaid style I'd play that shit.

  71. Soccer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Soccer also needs bigger goals if it wants to thrive in the US. Scores like 2-to-1 are too boring for a US audience that prefers instant and constant gratification. Some also feel it's too random: small differences make too big a impact. Offense sells tickets. Get it up to 15 or so point averages if you want it popular in the US.

    Or perhaps get rid of the goalie, or draw a line to push the goalie out of the scoring box so that fields don't have to install giant goal boxes.

    1. Re:Soccer by atherophage · · Score: 1

      More than the hole size would have to change. Spent six years working on a golf course. The hole has to be changed daily. When the grass is cut to 3/16ths of an inch it is difficult for some greens keepers to get the the old hole flush (the contents of the new hole fill the old old hole). Too high and the grass is shaved; too low and a dip (with longer grass develops). This is tough enough with a 4 inch hole. A 15 inch hole would make the job of changing cups that much more time consuming and difficult - unless it gets automated somehow. It would be easier to just add more cups to the greens. Golf courses might want more players; but the golfers enjoy the exclusivity: a place to go where the rest of us can't; those of us who do are servants.

    2. Re:Soccer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of BS. Go and watch that thing you call American Football or even worse Baseball and leave Footie alone.
      If you have watched a 2:1 match when the losing team has thrown everything at getting an equaliser then you will realise that not all 2:1 matches are boring.
      A 4:0 match when the score is 4:0 after 20 minutes can be boring.

      For me, I watch Rugby Union. A Real contact sport without all that sissy padding and lots of skill (As opposed to American Football where all thr skill in in the QB).
      I also played Rugby for 20 years at No 8.

    3. Re:Soccer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I never said other sports didn't have problems (tradeoffs) also. Baseball's slow pace is driving away the younger generation, I would note. The offense-oriented "steroid bubble" in baseball created more interest (ratings), before it was exposed and fell apart.

      But even in American football, typical scores are around the 20's, which corresponds to roughly 4 goals per team, which is still more than typical soccer. And there are also field goals (3 points) which are sort of like half-goals. Thus each team will "score" something about 5 or 6 times on average per game.

      I am not trying to start a nationalistic squabble, I am only reporting US fan psychology as I observe it, and not intending to give it value judgement. It's simply a cause-and-effect observation: if you want to increase x, you do y based on past patterns.

      Based on my observations, as a general rule, offense (scoring) increases audience interest in the US. Whether that is good or bad is probably another debate. In the NBA lately they have been altering the refereeing guidelines to create more offense and a quicker pace after losing interest to college games. They are trying to grow the sport. (As a side-effect, injuries may be increasing, which is hurting "star power" draw. There may be a happy medium in terms of ratings.)

      Some will say jacking up the offense ruins the "art" of the game, but whether one prefers popularity or "art" is a personal judgement. Different people have different goals (no pun intended).

    4. Re:Soccer by Spock2001 · · Score: 1

      Who cares whether "soccer" is popular or not in the USA. Footie doesn't need the mere 300 million americans. The other 6.7 billion of us like it just fine thanks. :) And food for thought... the US is getting very good at football anyways. Must be all those "soccer moms" (with comensurate soccer kids we must presume). The US is not going to change football. Football is going to change the US.

  72. I'm not sure this is the solution, but it is a sta by mightybaldking · · Score: 1

    Golf is a fun game. There's not much more satisfying than watching a well hit drive fly through the air in a graceful arc. Then there's that beautiful approach shot that goes 50 yards and bounces once on the green. It's as satisfying as a well caught football or a perfectly hit baseball. But then you've got to wait 10 minutes while the morons in front of you lay down on the green, pull out their levels and plumb bobs and walk around the hole six times, and finally putt 3 feet past the hole, and do it all again. There are two golf games -- The long game and the putting game and the putting game sucks. It's the putting game that makes golf tedious. It's the putting game that makes a round take 4 to 5 hours. One might say the solution is just to go to the driving range and blast a bucket of balls. Well, that's the same as a batting cage. It's fun, but there's no concept of "Game" involved. What we need is speed golf courses. Get rid of the greens and replace them with a 20 foot bowl. Drop par by one. Now drop your ball in the bowl. You should be able to start a foursome every 5 minutes this way, and everyone finishes a long course in 3 hours or less. Leaving me enough time to get home and spend an afternoon with my kids.

  73. Self Centering Greens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's the case, why not just put a huge electromagnet under the hole and a magnetic core in the ball? Might screw up the smartphones. And the implanted (hearts, hips, etc.). Maybe a pigeon or 2, too. ;) Window dressing could be added. Ball approach sensors and stuff like that. Put at least 3 around the green and they could be array-pulsed to help move the ball around on it. Stuiff like that.

    Add some drones trying to divert flying golf balls into the rough. Others trying to help. And voilá: tecno-whiffleball. You heard it here first 8-)

    By the way. Sports compete as an intrinsic objective. Ballet, despite the similarities, doesn't.

  74. LET'S REDUCE THE HOLE! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

    15 mm ought to do it. Then we can get 100% participation in the "existing 25 million golfers apt to quit in the next few years".

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  75. Re:Tell the PGA about Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you left out one of the most important reasons: golf is really difficult. This I meani in the sense that it has a very steep learning curve. Whereas in disc golf you can pick up the discs and go try out the game for yourself, in golf you're unlikely to get the ball clean off the ground with your first hundred swings. And it'll take you years before you'll be regularly putting for pars. It is for this reason that it can be frustrating to play with a complete beginner, for they will considerably slow everyone down. Furthermore someone bad at the game can easily damage the course.

    As for some of your claims, if I am tight on time on a golf course, I quite often only play the front 9. If I am playing a course that I am familiar with, this is unlikely to take more than 1.5 hrs.

    While the initial invetment into clubs can be quite steep, the equipment does not wear out easily, nor does it become quickly obsolete (anymore). A 1000 dollars, for example, will get you a set you should be fine using for most of your golfing career. If you compare this with other sports with lots of equipment, say football, I think you'll find the price range comparable. The price of golf comes from playing courses, but this will depend on where you live. Often you might get a very good discount at your local club. Again, this would probably be comparable in price to many very physical sports where you need to put up insurance or league fees. But yes, disc golf is cheaper.

  76. Golf is pretty much useless to me by erlegreer · · Score: 1

    My personal opinion here, so mod me down accordingly. Ignoring the concentration and aim aspect, I think golf is barely a "sport" at all. It requires basically one swing motion and some walking. Sure, that's a lot more than couch potatoes do, but if you want to play a "sport", why not choose something that is a little more involved and active? I get that some people aren't capable of active sports, and some people probably really like golf, but do we really need multiple golf courses in every city? I think people losing interest in golf is a good thing. Hopefully some of that land can be reclaimed for parks, homes, or productive businesses. Also, why we've made millionaires out of the best golf players is simply amazing. Nobody should complain about money problems when we pay people millions for knocking a little ball around.

  77. Fuck golf by hughbar · · Score: 1

    Waste of a good walk and large bits of open space used by a few quite rich people. Use the courses for public parks and communal gardens [that's allotments to we Brits] instead.

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  78. pizza sized holes???? by Independent_forever · · Score: 1

    now that's funny...and soooooooo ridiculous at the same time. C'mon people....dumbing down the game just so people don't quit....I would say IF someone doesn't have the determination to make their game better through...wait for it.........drum roll here.......PRACTICE!! Then perhaps they should quit and leave the greens open for those who wish to play. I don't play golf not because it's difficult...but because it is boring and I'd rather kayak or hike or bike, etc....but let's not push the game over the cliff...tweaking existing rules CAN work as they do in other sports. Take hockey...I LOVE the no two-line pass anymore as that was a major momentum killer in any game...same for the goalie rules where they can only touch the puck in a specific area...these rules help make the game better but they don't change the nature of the sport...making a golf hole larger....dumb idea....

  79. Re:Tell the PGA about Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disc golf was my first thought too...

    On that point, instead of permanently altering their courses, why don't some of these golf course that are struggling take their least popular day or two and allow disc golf? Sure, the fees would have to go waaaayyy down, but throughput is much higher, wear on the green is much lower, and you could still sell pro-shop & beverage services.

  80. golfoomba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A 15" hole still seems like work. I'll wait for the golfoomba to come out.

  81. The Harrison Bergeron-ization of golf by speed_rrracer · · Score: 1

    doesn't change the reasons why it's not appealing to many, but keep it up, golf. Nothing is more amusing than watching a dinosaur fight it's inevitable extinction.

  82. The answer: More Windmills... by xski · · Score: 1

    If they really want to bring in the masses, the PGA should switch to much smaller courses with less walking (say, something that fits near a mall) and lots of obstacles like Windmills and Castles and little bridges and slopes and ... wait, there's something familiar about this...

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  84. Re:Why is Lowering the Bar always the Solution? by ah.clem · · Score: 1

    Handicap.

    Well said!

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  85. It's the perception... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    I admire great golfers and the shots they can make. The courses look beautiful. But I can't really get into golf for the following reasons:

    1) I still see it as a "snobs" game.
    2) The fees are quite expensive, as well as the equipment.
    3) It takes a lot of practice to get good at it. A lot.
    4) The amount of space, and water, needed to create and maintain a golf course just seems wasteful to me.

    Compare golf to tennis. To play tennis all you need is a racket, good shoes, and a couple of tennis balls. Most of the public courses are free. If you want to get really good you can take lessons but even the untrained can figure it out well enough to bat the ball around and have some fun at it. It's better exercise than golf.

    As an aside, when I was a kid I worked briefly as a caddie at a local golf course. It was a private course and very exclusive. I left with the impression that those pricks were the cheapest SOB's on the face of a planet. The cars some of them were driving were worth more than my parent's house. Yet they were lousy tippers.

    1. Re:It's the perception... by Captain+Centropyge · · Score: 1

      I admire great golfers and the shots they can make. The courses look beautiful. But I can't really get into golf for the following reasons:

      1) I still see it as a "snobs" game. 2) The fees are quite expensive, as well as the equipment. 3) It takes a lot of practice to get good at it. A lot. 4) The amount of space, and water, needed to create and maintain a golf course just seems wasteful to me.

      Compare golf to tennis. To play tennis all you need is a racket, good shoes, and a couple of tennis balls. Most of the public courses are free. If you want to get really good you can take lessons but even the untrained can figure it out well enough to bat the ball around and have some fun at it. It's better exercise than golf.

      As an aside, when I was a kid I worked briefly as a caddie at a local golf course. It was a private course and very exclusive. I left with the impression that those pricks were the cheapest SOB's on the face of a planet. The cars some of them were driving were worth more than my parent's house. Yet they were lousy tippers.

      To address your concerns:

      1. That's fine. But with nearly 29 million people playing the game in the US alone, I hardly call it a game for snobs. I see guys in t-shirts and cargo shorts on municipal courses all the time.

      2. Municipal courses have modest fees, sometimes under $20. Sure there are courses that are extremely expensive (Pebble Beach, Whistling Straits, etc.), but that's not exactly the norm. And you can easily pick up a good, older set of used clubs for under $100. The new equipment is expensive, but look at anything that's brand-new. Any technology that's cutting-edge will be pricey. But those $400 drivers will be $50 in a few years.

      3. You're citing tennis as an easier sport? I played tennis competitively in my teens, and it takes a lot of practice to play tennis well. Sure you can just lob the ball over the net, but that's hardly playing real tennis. You may as well play badminton. Take a few golf lessons and practice. You'll improve quickly, then plateau a bit. Then repeat. Lessons. Practice.

      4. This I can't really refute. Courses use a ton of water and chemicals. I know many are looking for more eco-friendly fertilizers and such, but they'll still be an issue.

      In any case, I keep seeing comments stating how golf is a game for rich white folks. That's entirely untrue. People from all walks of life play golf, watch golf, and enjoy golf. If you find it boring, that's fine. No game is fun for everyone. But don't make golf sound like an elitist's sport, when it really is available for everyone.

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  86. Casuals by nu1x · · Score: 1

    Casuals now infect Golf too.

    There will need to be a purging.

    Of casuals.

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  87. Blizzard? by mydn · · Score: 1

    "We've got to stop scaring people away from golf by telling them that there is only one way to play the game and it includes these specific guidelines"

    Sounds like Blizzard is taking over golf.

  88. EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY!!! by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    nm

  89. I think you're onto something .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I know around the metro D.C. area, you definitely have a decline in the popularity of golf courses. This area used to be loaded with them, and one by one, they're closing down.

    Meanwhile, cycling is *huge*. The area has always had very good trails for cyclists, so that probably doesn't hurt either .... But I've seen an increasing number of people getting involved in various cycling races or just riding nice mountain bikes along the side of roads on the weekends.

    The traditional country club catered to the "old rich", IMO. The "new rich" tend to be people who are more "showy" with their money (driving fancy luxury cars, wearing designer clothes in public, etc. etc.). I think for the traditional, old money types, the wealth was viewed more as something inappropriate to flaunt in the general public. Rather, it let you buy into an exclusive social group of people with similar wealth. The younger, affluent people would rather just go out in public with their nice things.

    If you remove the exclusivity factor from golf, you're left with something that doesn't seem like it has a lot of value for the dollar. The skills required (mostly about skillful estimating of trajectories and the power needed to land a ball where you want it) are pretty similar to the skills needed to be a good billiards player .... a pastime which costs FAR less and likely draws a larger audience too (if you're good at it while playing on a table at a local bowling alley, bar, or pool hall).

  90. Regex golf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this might be about the recent update to the regex golf site: http://regex.alf.nu/

    It took me a while to realise that this wasn't about code golf at all, but actual golf!?

  91. A way to make putt-putt golf seem mature by userw014 · · Score: 1

    The Golf Sports Industrial Complex is in a dither because without Tiger Woods, people realize that golf is boring and a waste of a great green-space for picnics, frisbee, and games of catch.

    A 15 inch hole? Pulling the covers off of sewers and using the resulting pit for a target would be more interesting. (Those lids are HEAVY and ball recovery would be more challenging.)

  92. Golf is expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect the downfall of Golf may be largely attributed to the costs of playing, in both time and money.

  93. Great game, but only if played this way! by Space+Grrrl · · Score: 1

    I love golf, but I only play it this way, find a nice course where you can carry your clubs. Never keep score! This is very important! Finally course must have a beer cart! So it turns into a nice walk, a little exercise with beer! Perfect day!!

  94. Americans don't know how much 15 inches are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you have to tell them it's the size of some junkfood item. That way they can relate to it.

  95. All you really need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you really need to play is a cricket (or baseball) bat, a pool cue and some golf balls. A bag to carry around a few beers would be nice, but isn't required.

  96. Now stepping into a golf hole and breaking your an by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But really, isn't it the expense and waste of land and water resources that's driving people away, not the difficulty?

  97. Late April Fools? by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    Are we sure this article didn't start back on April 1st? Or are we talking about electronic Golf Games? This is SLASHDOT not Golf Digest.

  98. Always Outrageously Priced. by Agrajag27 · · Score: 1

    The only issues with golf are the outrageous prices and the elitist people behind it all. When I first moved to my dream house neighborhood, the local private club called (this was in 1997) and offered me a membership. A mere $35,000 and that was for a NON-voting membership. Understand, I played golf in high school and had the good fortune to have actually played this course a few times every season (two schools were able to use it as their home course). I loved it, but not "I can buy a car for that money" loved it. This was INSANE and that didn't include anything else like greens fees which would run another $100 a round. No flipping way. Then, in 2012 they called and offered me a membership for $5,000 which included a number of amenities but I still wasn't listening. I'm not paying anyone thousands of dollars for something I may or may not use. Think about golf. You walk around on a nice lawn and hit a ball. There's just no way this should cost more than $40 a round per person. Carts should be extra, of course and there are other chances for extras which I'd consider if I didn't feel raped by everything else. A foursome is on a hole for all of 20 minutes. Let's call it 30 to be safe. Even if no one could tee off until you cleared the hole entirely, that's 8 people an hour heading out. and about a 10 hour day or 80 people a day paying $40 or $2,400 a day assuming no other extras like carts which you know are a given. No one works the course itself during hours other than the pro shop and there you're lucky if it's one person. Let's pay them well at $20 an hour. That leaves $2,200 a day to pay for water bills, a greenskeeper, equipment, etc. Watering the course runs about $180 a day. That still leaves $2,020 a day. Ground crew can't make more than $400 a day. So now we're at $1,620 every day and we're running out of fixed costs. So that's nearly $600,000 a year still left over on a plan at bare-bottom pricing. $100,000 a year for fertilizer? I can't even begin to imagine that. Compared to most any other business you can think of, I'd can't imagine a golf course is all that stressful. So now add in the high profit golf carts, food, the pro shop profits. Come on.

  99. Re:Tell the PGA about Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a thing? I love playing disco golf in the old Wii game, but thought it was a made-up sport.
    I should have a look into that. Seems interesting.

  100. frisbee golf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is fun

  101. Class, Challenge, Golf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awful idea, I can see frisbee golf courses being more popular than 15" courses. I've never heard a single person on a course complain about the holes being too small and they definitely appreciate the challenge.

    If people are quitting golf, it's because wages are going down.

  102. This golf course.... by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

    ...must be straight from the minds of the "Participation Ribbon" club.....*sigh*.

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  103. Oh yea by teknosapien · · Score: 1

    I'd Play the soccer golf for sure

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  104. Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current hole size might seem a little small but 15 inches is just way too big. Six inches should beplenty

  105. More room for something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm ready for most of those golf courses to shut down. More land for businesses or homes. Less water waste. Finally get rid of the sport only for people well off. Die already Golf.