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  1. Like I'm going to trust what the Chinese did! on Optical Character Recognition Still Struggling With Handwriting · · Score: 1

    Let's get this straight -- they're transcribing an archaic form of handwriting, from a language they don't know, using characters they don't know, for a guy who's going to pay them minimum wage and isn't going to check their work. Yeah, right.

  2. Sorry, misspelling. on Seeing With Your Skin? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Meant to write "dermo-optical perception." As for citations, see Carl Sagan or Martin Gardner.

  3. This was a "psychic" trick in the 70s. on Seeing With Your Skin? · · Score: 1

    Back then it was called "demo-optical perception." It was complete crap that only worked if the person was wearing a poorly-designed blindfold. In a properly conducted test, this "power" disappeared entirely.

  4. Your doomed. DOOMED. on How Do I Talk To 4th Graders About IT? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your child has condemned himself to the humiliation of having everyone know his father is a big nerd. Well, it's his own fault for volunteering you. Unfortunately, his respect for you will now plummet and you will have trouble keeping him off drugs three years from now. After several minor run-ins with the law, he will end up studying general accounting at community college, and take a job cooking the books for a corrupt tire warehouse in Des Moines. His wife will commit suicide at 32. Your grandchildren will be spoiled and ugly.

    You can, however, prevent all this by claiming to be an astronaut.

  5. I agree -- leave it off your resume. on The Stigma of a Tech Support Background · · Score: 1

    Your resume is supposed to get you a job. You aren't supposed to lie on it, but there's no law that says you have include items that don't serve your interests. If someone asks what you've been doing, just tell them it was a stop-loss job while you looked for work.

  6. Companies don't merge to benefit customers. on Fallout From the Activision and Vivendi Merger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Or employees. Customers are just people they sell their products to; employees are people they hire when they need labor. The definition of "better" doesn't include them. Better, in business terms, means more valuable and more profitable.

    Electronic Arts was definitely better after it bought Tiburon. Tiburon was a truly excellent development studio, working closely with EA, and it was in both their interests for EA to buy them.

  7. Guess they'll have to sue the phone book, too. on Chicago Law Firm Sues Over Hyperlink To Trademarked Name · · Score: 3, Funny

    It also includes their trademarked name. How dare it!

  8. Re:No sympathy. on 10 Percent of Colleges Check Applicants' Social Profiles · · Score: 1

    The fact that you're dumb enough to post a picture of yourself breaking the law DOES have a bearing on your ability to be a good student.

    Admissions officers have to make judgments on SOME basis besides GPA, and universities are communities of scholars, not just diploma-factories. We used to exclude women and blacks because they wouldn't fit in; now we exclude dimwits, which is much more fair and makes good sense.

  9. No kidding. Great, but not greatest. on Japanese Begin Working On Space Elevator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Greatest, in terms of biggest, would have to be a Dyson sphere. I see the Japanese haven't started on THAT one yet.

  10. No sympathy. on 10 Percent of Colleges Check Applicants' Social Profiles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you post stuff about yourself that reflects badly on you, you have no grounds for complaint. Live with the consequences of your actions or don't post. Underage drinking may or may not be a bad idea; telling the world about it definitely is. Why should a college want to admit a moron with no judgment?

  11. Same as books, music, or movies. on Will Modern Games Stand the Test of Time? · · Score: 1

    Large quantities are produced all the time. Much of it is dross -- short-lived light entertainment at best. But the greats will eventually begin to stand out. It's no different for video games. Tetris is our The Gold Rush.

  12. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. on Google Unsure About Letting Users Vote On Search · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see what could possibly be improved by giving the same wankers who invented spam, phishing, viruses, worms, trojans, 411 scams, Google-bombs, etc. ad nauseum, influence Google's search results.

  13. Donate data space on a Truecrypted drive. on Online Storage With a Twist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only disk space I would be comfortable donating to this would be on a Truecrypted drive, so even if someone cracks their protection, it's secondarily protected by mine. If the cops seize my drive, they find nothing.

  14. Don't bother. on Shadow Analysis Could Spot Terrorists · · Score: 1

    Female promiscuity does not extend to male IT geeks. Messalina herself wouldn't have been interested.

  15. What could possibly go wrong? on Shadow Analysis Could Spot Terrorists · · Score: 1

    "Sorry our Predator drone blew up an entire family and 25 bystanders -- somebody in the crowd was walking like a terrorist we once saw."

  16. There's no one thing called "fun." on Top Technologies of Next-Gen Gaming · · Score: 1

    One person's fun is another person's misery. I loathe action games, but love adventure games. Many people feel the opposite. You can't just say "make it fun" without discussing what that really means to your target audience. Gee-whiz technology brings the fanboys, and that used to be enough, but not any more. Enabling technology like the Wii controller, however, allows people who wouldn't otherwise play to enjoy themselves.

  17. Didn't need one. on Blu-ray Gone In Five Years, Samsung Claims · · Score: 1

    The VCR worked just fine and most of the movies available were crap.

    What prompted me to get the DVD player had nothing to do with DVD technology itself, but the invention of Netflix and its competitors.

  18. I only just now bought a DVD player. on Blu-ray Gone In Five Years, Samsung Claims · · Score: 0

    If a technology doesn't last more than four or five years, why bother? Regular DVD works perfectly well -- I don't particularly want to see James Coburn's pores, thank you -- and is now cheap and ubiquitous.

  19. No one's a climate change proponent! on Huge Arctic Ice Shelf Breaks Off · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone is actively in favor of making the climate worse than it already is, except maybe pentecostalists.

    There seem to be an awful lot of climate change Pollyannas around though.

    Did it occur to you that the tropics being colder than usual might not be a good thing either?

  20. On the public streets, you aren't in private! on Newark and the Future of Crime Fighting · · Score: 1

    So what makes you think you are entitled to privacy there? If you want privacy, stay in private places.

    Next we'll have people at the ballpark suing the network because they showed up on TV when a foul ball went into the stands.

  21. Damn commies, with their lousy... no, wait. on Shuttle Retirement In 2010 Under Review · · Score: 1

    Communism was never the problem. The problem was and is, the Russians.

  22. 60 Minutes, anyone? on CC Companies Scotch Mythbusters Show On RFID Security · · Score: 1

    C'mon -- SOME network is going to see the publicity value of this story and run with it.

  23. The whole point about the Internet... on US No Longer the World's Internet Hub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... is that it's supposed to be redundant and fault-tolerant -- where "fault" includes people trying to sabotage it either physically by cutting wires, or virtually through censorship and spying. The more different routes there are, the better.

  24. Do it with the engraving. on Any Suggestions For a Meaningful Geeky Wedding Band? · · Score: 1

    We were both software engineers when we got married, and our company used Pascal. We were going to get ordinary white gold rings, one engraved "REPEAT" and the other engraved "UNTIL." You can't have one without the other.

    In the end we didn't, which is probably just as well as hers slipped off her finger while snorkeling on Maui.

  25. Geez, just how evil are you? on How Can Nerds Make a Difference In November? · · Score: 1

    Ralph Nader got us George W. Bush, which was the worst thing to happen to America since WWII. Oh, yeah, and without the benefit of a decisive victory, and a net loss, rather than gain, in world prestige.

    Ralph Nader shares the blame for the damage to America that George Bush has wrought.