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  1. One Step Fuehrer ... er, Further on Network Management Outsourced to India · · Score: 1

    Parametized Automation! Now we can -all- be unemployed! What will keep the world spinning around? The automatons, of course, with base physics to help them.

  2. Inna-guilless-Dravidian on Microsoft Releases Vista Hardware Requirements · · Score: 1

    Amen. I do think Ubuntu is at the forefront of the Regime of Right Answers, but no true prophet has stepped forth yet. And if he did wherefore art thine One Thousand Disciples of the affectionate, altruistic, amicable, benevolent, charitable, compassionate, comprehending, comradely, cordial, disinterested, forgiving, fraternal, generous, humane, intimate, kindly, neighborly, personal, philanthropic, selfless, solicitous, sympathetic, tender, and understanding? Then again, where's the money? Just another strong argument for /etc/history being defined by economical self-interests. The "perfect" world demands a hive mentality. Go, dog, go!

  3. Innagoddadevida on Trojan Deletes Your Porn, Music & Warez · · Score: 1

    Damn Mormons are on the loose again.

  4. Re:what the hell on Email Bomber Faces Retrial · · Score: 1

    On that note I'd like to finally confess (and you don't know how good this feels) that I raped your grandmother. God, it feels so good to get it out. I feel like I just had a cathartic colonic and nothing can stop me now. BRAAAAP.

  5. Re:We already know that. on Core 2 Extreme 40% faster than Pentium EE 965? · · Score: 1

    "Hell, it'll also fill my wallet with dust with it's pricetag ALONE!" lol :) Us REAL gamers have become pre-market suckers. Ever-vaunted realism is cycles per second, lapping at the shore of capability, GPU aside, what has DX done for us lately? If I could donate every wasted or pointless cycle to BOINC I bet the world would be a better place. I dunno, I'm no scientist, but I think I know when I've been ripped off. Direct X is a software manipulation, GL is a driver fabrication and "anything else" is new-keyword-bullshit. I think I'll just stop playing these silly games and go Linux, Ubuntu-style.

  6. Welcome...welcome to The Machine on Electric Companies Get Involved With Broadband · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before this turns into Little America, Take A Stand! Do NOT tolerate this abberation of technology, this bastard-child of economics and rhetoric! You want service for your dollar, not prosaic verbiage! Or just chill, and let it be. Lemme tell you a story.... LOL.

  7. Re:It's not censorship, it's distortion of truth. on Self-Censoring 'Chinese Wikipedia' Launched · · Score: 1

    No worries, mate, nobody buys this crap. I swear, if any Chinese citezen reaches Escape Velocity (IP _not_ withheld) then WoM will crush the government from within. They aren't stupid. Just suppressed. They can easily coordinate a regimist co-op bloc based on manufacturing that will swivel the world. All they have to do is toss the fuckin' tossers. :)

  8. Java, oh my Java on Sun Says Java Source Already Available · · Score: 1

    Unmiserly but teething Beast It is Twisting and seething And of discordant beliefs Oh a wonder! Or haphazard miracle I don't mind all the parentheses But standards from commercialism should have died in the 80's.

  9. Re:Hint: It Rhymes with Dead Bat on There Is No 'Microsoft of Linux'? · · Score: 1

    Threats are cheaply made with nothing to lose in the first place. I threaten the Mormonics to die peacefully or I'll...I'll...um...not marry your sister. Yeah. Who needs specialized layering? Forget it. Ubuntu is the free man's OS. Tell him to go fuck his sister. Might just distract him. Red Hat? Oracle? What blubber is this? Who cares? No, really...who cares?

  10. Re:Tenth, bitch! on Politicians Target Social Sites For Restrictions · · Score: 1

    First, my DNA is on file. Second, to quote - "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" also makes for an interesting order of priorities Thirdly, like a little birdy, I tweet tweet and sleep with quivering dreams of stillful delight. I congratulate my country for my liberty. I live in the United States of America, goddammit. It's ok to be a freak. It's ok to be a world-contributing genuis. It's ok to beat your wife (sorry - retraction, not always true). It's ok to say anything you want, anything you choose, anything - even if it has nothing to do with anything else. What is NOT ok ... is RESTRICTION. You could be harboring some all-important fact from our future geniuses of America. Or maybe he just wants to see your sister's titties. I dunno. I just know I love America. :)

  11. Re:/., Fark, and Digg on New Google Services Announced · · Score: 1

    Blog this. Sunny side of the street, oh sweet Siam. Naked females holstering pre-WWII revolvers with a smile. On the sunny side of the street. Whores. Street. Whores. Oh I'm thinking of Siam. Thailand? What? Thailand? Sunny side of the street whores in Siam.

  12. Re:My DVD Experiences in the Philippines. on MPAA training Dogs to Sniff Out DVDs · · Score: 1

    Aye, mate, it's a vicious war of entrepetude. Society has collapsed in upon itself, like a black hole garnering its pretties. We are all in a socio-economical wash of self-pity and pereulism; soon it will get down to guns and ammo (nobody even thought to freeze the butter).

  13. Re:Why is That the Issue? on Bethesda Responds To Oblivion Re-Rating · · Score: 1

    An excellent, obvious, unanswerable point. It's okay to deal death by blade, poison or flashy spell (heck, for a small fee all is NPC-forgiven...even after depopulating an entire town). But throw in a lil titty and you've just gone too damn far. :)

  14. Pure Origin of Conciousness on Games Lead To Violence and Drugs? · · Score: 1

    Yessir, I done fooked dem hoors, aye, maybe capped some nigga, soma spigga, maybe a Whitey too. "Two?" "As in T-W-O-, numero Deuco, sic 2 mofo." "Well, aside from all this hoor-rah, all this ballyhoo, how do you feel?" "Bally-hoo your fucking ass." "Come now, Billy, we can hardly communicate if you regress into gangsta chat." "Chat me, ass-muncher rough-golf south-rider; chat me up, motherfucker." "The references escape me, but the hostility, young man, is entirely uncalled-for." "You're just a fuck who hasn't fucked yet." Before the old man could ever consider Billy's words - and indeed, how accuare they were - he was suddenly concerned with a 3" blade stabbed into his aortic regiona. You try to help. Do your best. Singular intentions Dwindle Under the bloodflow. I guess The point is We don't want any psycho-genius fucks on the Open Source road.

  15. Re:UserLInux was a step on the way to a great dist on Bruce Perens on UserLinux and Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    And let idiots like me on the scene, muahaha! - The Sexless Angels

  16. Re:UserLInux was a step on the way to a great dist on Bruce Perens on UserLinux and Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    Another funny thing happened On the way to validation of a cashless check This old fuck said, "I don't care about me, so what the heck." And kudos, cheers, Did your thing never mind the blurs More than half-way there Total emphasis of exactly how you don't care. But the purse was bitten With wenches yet to be smitten From Russia Or wherever spam comes from. But a great man despoiled Grants no feasance to an idea foiled So kudos indeed To the man who let Linux finally breathe.

  17. Re:Settle down, people... on Emmy Awards for Mobile Phone Content · · Score: 1

    [inserting joke here] Jetliner pilot achieves 30k Vocalizes internal thoughts: "Could use a coffee and a blowjob about now." From rear of plane stewardess appears, rushing forward through A- D aisles, aiming to tell Captain microphone is still on-hook. Passenger yells after her, "Hey! Don't forget rhe coffee!"

  18. Re:And next... on Emmy Awards for Mobile Phone Content · · Score: 1

    Nominate me - it's stupid Not cost-effective And yet costless A lie And a sham. coeval \koh-EE-vuhl\, adjective: Of the same age; originating or existing during the same period of time -- usually followed by 'with'. Coevalic idiosyncracies With sponser-based covalic bondage breaking Cheesy grins melting You found us out. I can stop now Because Kurt ain't dead yet.

  19. Re:When 'corporate-speak' goes trendy on Is Corporate Speak Invading Your IT Department? · · Score: 1

    So not easy To be smart but sleazy Yer tummy just a touch queasy Life's slime. Shakespearian sloth I am To rites of Hector be damned Principles contest with reality We are all a star-work dressed so shabbily.

  20. Re:The only windows app I have found truly useful. on Useful Apps for First-Time Windows Users? · · Score: 1

    Sadly-happily, Windows was the predominant platform at the time I decided to code for a given environment. Luckily today, I can easily rescind that offer. I can even take my Delphi and go Kylix, although I'd rather restart in Python + time-critical native-OS dll's (or equiv - but c++ is too obvious to sidestep). Given the latent predominance of a somewhat-stable "off-the-shelf" (ISO download) free Unix install [Ubuntu], I expect the free OS base to expand...expand...expand. It will never be perfect, in constant flux / enhancement / firefighter mode, but it Is The Way. I capped the verb because I ain't lying. But the so-called "quality" of an OS + runnables derives directly from the amount of money feeding the machine. The machine is bigger than we may suppose - thousands of coders, intra-org standards, in-the-loop-top-feeders, end-product cohesion, and many years of non-individuated consistency. Not to mention a shitload of lawyers. And rule $1, the brains go where the money flows. Think of Microsoft as a Mongolian warlord, who has united a thousand tribes. Enough said. Now let's envision a .org rebuff which offers all that and more (the "more" part is easy). Simply stated, it takes time. Since I'm in it for the money, I'm not done with Winxx yet.

  21. everythin' I needed was right in the hole on Novell Still Runs Windows · · Score: 1

    Mormonic anagramics aside
    The world keeps on spinning around
    Inter-layer enhancements
    Middleman
    Jazz

    Hot CA Novell brothel gasp sigh stew
    What's a little Mormon boy to do?
    Genius misdirected but
    Locked in by guilt and shame

    Set that bastard free I say
    Give me printership by USB
    Don't diddle with your daddy
    Don't think so much about money

    Take a lesson from the Red Man
    Screw 'em with their own hand
    Milk the bull
    All coffers full.

    When all is said and done
    And patents racked and rolled
    It's a proprietary scheme
    That's gotten old and stale.

    Roll out your bed partners
    Close your accounts
    This is divorce, fool
    And Utah is on the outs.