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  1. Mmmm on FCC Meets To Investigate Cookie Abuse · · Score: 0

    I abused the shit out of some chocolate chip muthas after lunch today.

  2. And this is a bad thing because? on Linux Users Banned From World of Warcraft? · · Score: 0

    It will probably improve their lives now that they're banned. They should thank Blizzard for giving them their lives back.

  3. Sounds simple enough on Biggest IT Disaster Ever? · · Score: 0

    How could anyone screw that easy task up?

  4. Holy crap! on Machine Gun Sentry Robot Unveiled · · Score: 0

    I want one!! Two even!! One mounted on each side of my front gate.

  5. Who really gives a crap? on Firefox 2.0 Wins Phishfight Against IE7 · · Score: 0

    Does anyone even use the "anti-phishing" mode? I've turned it off on both browsers. Who needs this except for complete internet n00bs? Is there any such thing as a complete internet n00b anymore? Even my 71 yr. old mother knows enough not to fall for phishing.

  6. Re:Why is the drive priced so low? on Hacking XBox 360 HD-DVD To Play On XP · · Score: 0

    Electronics have a HUGE markup - especially in the early adoption phase. They try to recoup R & D expenses through outrageous initial pricing. Then their 60-70% markup after prices come down is just profit taking. I used to manage a home electronics store. [/credentials]

  7. FUD! on Help Black Box Voting Examine ES&S Software · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud Fud!! GODDAMIT FUD!

    Friggin' looney tunes publicity hounds!

    I've never seen a more shameless attention grab since FarenDUPE 911.

  8. just another example of MS bashing on Steve Ballmer's Thoughts On Free Software · · Score: 0

    Hey! Moron! Maybe giving away stuff for free isn't exactly the best way to MAKE MONEY! MS is a FOR PROFIT business. They are a public company that answers to shareholders. What a douche. I can't stand the mamby pamby do-gooders on this site. Go hug a friggin' tree or something ya pussies.

  9. Sodium chloride on Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon · · Score: 0

    Must be the salt on the skin. Bacon and prosciutto have a high salt content. [/serious post]

  10. I voted electronically... on An Open Letter To Diebold · · Score: 0

    ...and while I was voting without any problems at all, some old man started using the booth next to me and immediately called someone over and told them his machine kept automatically choosing a republican candidate and exclaimed that the "same thing happened during the presidential election!" Meanwhile the volunteer showed him what to do and told him to press harder on the screen and then he says "Oh...okay", and he didn't make another peep about it. People need to realize that there are a lot of crazy people out there that make crazy accusations. This guy was one of them. This to me is a perfect example of how some of these stupid stories get started - by kooks. with agendas.

  11. Re:Secure ATMS? Ha! on An Open Letter To Diebold · · Score: 0

    FUD

  12. Re:It's not that I'm a n00b, but.... on Genetically Engineered Machines Competition · · Score: 0

    Um...yeah...that would be bad.

  13. Damn. on Has Verizon Forfeited Common Carrier Status? · · Score: 0

    That link was to a gay website and now there's a gay cookie on my harddrive that I have to manually search for because I don't feel like wiping out all my cookies because I like some of my cookies, especially the chocolate chip ones (yeah yeah, that was lame, bite me). Damn. I hate when that happens.

  14. Speeling Nazi'D!! on OpenSourcing Yourself, Are You Ready? · · Score: 0

    Coke is a trademark and proper noun, whereas coke is a slang term for cocaine. I realize that here at Slashdot we have no use for accurate spelling, but let's at least show a tiny bit of regard for the actual subject matter we're referring to in our "articles". Some people who couldn't properly describe their bowel movements with a noun and verb would still consider themselves educated because they can use someone else's script with an updated tweak to write a lame shareware app. Now I'm pissed.

  15. It's not that I'm a n00b, but.... on Genetically Engineered Machines Competition · · Score: 0

    ...this sounds a little scary to me. I'm sure it's completely innocuous, but when this stuff becomes an advanced science many years from now then what? What could happen in the hands of naredowells?

  16. Re:He is technically correct... on China - We Don't Censor the Internet · · Score: 0

    If those companies didn't do it "voluntarily" then they wouldn't be able to do business there so it's not only censorship but extortion as well. We all know it's just semantics. And they know that we know, they just don't give a shit.

  17. Two chinese guys walk into an internet cafe... on China - We Don't Censor the Internet · · Score: 0
    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahaha!!!! OH! OH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaaa(choke)aaaaahahahahaha(cough)(gasp)...

    That's the best joke I've ever heard.

  18. warming shwarming on Ice Ages Linked to Plate Tectonics · · Score: 0

    The sun will go supernova in 5 billion years and burn up the earth, then, if that doesn't kill off all humans - even ones that escaped the earth - our galaxy will collide with the Andromeda galaxy effectively destroying all remnant life and if that doesn't do the trick the universe will end entirely in 10 billion years by folding in on itself, so, why do I give a shit about some insignificant atmospheric event that MIGHT threaten our species that won't even be a real issue until long after I'm dead. I've got bigger fish to fry, and more gas to burn in my large displacement sports car. Alarmist schmucks.

  19. If you don't like it, don't read it. on Google Under Fire Over Racist Blogs · · Score: 0

    Censorship is never an alternative.

  20. It just keeps getting better and better... on Laptops Searched and Confiscated at U.S. Border · · Score: 0
    First Vegemite and now this. Next they'll be confiscating my briefcase in a briefcase full of kiddie porn..

    Seriously, this is just more hoax crap. I've never seen so much garbage posted as serious news.

  21. C'mon now... on "Dilbert" Creator Gets Voice Back · · Score: 0, Troll
    He was obviously faking this whole time. His low self esteem must have driven him to fake a malady for attention and it seems to have worked. Seems like a pretty good idea since Dilbert hasn't been relevant for years now.

    If anyone thinks I'm serious, you're just being silly.

  22. Re:Thermite! on Securing a High School Windows XP Computer Lab? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's helpful, and fanboyspeak, and unrealistic, and loser-talk, and obnoxious, and generally childlike and immature. Did I mention that post was stupid? I didn't?? Well it was.

  23. Re:Take the challenge: show 1 theft via p2p. on Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Ad Vehicles · · Score: 1

    You're just an idiot in denial and not worth the effort of typing this. I don't give a shit how much music or how many movies you steal. It's none of my business. Knock yourself out. Literally. Duplication of files blah blah blah...delude THIS moron.

  24. Oh. Well that's okay then. on How Warcraft Doesn't Have To Wreck Lives · · Score: 1

    Oooh, so you're the one guy who uses the game for educational purposes. Oh wait, that's right, it's just another rationalization for checking out of reality. Hey, if it works for you that's great.

  25. Re:Of course.... what? on Decoy Files on P2P Sites Become Ad Vehicles · · Score: 1

    It's just semantics and pirate babble. You know damn well what is meant so cut the pseudo-intellectual bullshit. If you take something without paying for it, and that something is produced for the sake of being sold for profit , then you are stealing it. No amount of rationalizing can dispute that fact. Look, I hate DRM as much as the next guy, maybe more, but I'm not delusional either.