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  1. Eiiuuuwww!!! on RIM Chairman Wants Changes to U.S. Patent Law · · Score: 1

    I don't think I would want the job of "RIM" Chairman. It has to be worse than "Pivot Man".

  2. That's Just Great!!!!!!!!!! on Going To Boot Camp · · Score: 3, Funny
    Now we can own a Mac that can display a Sad Mac on a blue background.

    What's next? DLL Hell?

  3. Re:Two Words for IBM--Edit Distance on IBM Says SCO Willfully Failed To Detail Evidence · · Score: 1
    But of course, like most Slashdot posters, I'd rather just see the judge turn to SCO and say, "Bullshit, case dismissed..." and proceed to tell them off like Judge Judy giving a deadbeat father a taste of the back o' her hand.
    Bailiff, whack his pee-pee.

    Cheech & Chong

  4. I Didn't See... on How Bill Gates Works · · Score: 1

    Any other chairs in his office. Either nobody goes there or Steve is a frequent visitor.

  5. Re:Missing link on Missing Link Fossil Discovered · · Score: 1

    That's no missing link. That's my 10th-grade geometry teacher.

  6. Got An Unruly Kid? on Let Goofy Track Your Children · · Score: 1

    Put your kid in the woods with the phone and put out the word to geocachers ( http://www.geocaching.com/ ). First geocacher to find the cache gets to keep said kid.

  7. Pffffffttttttttt!!!!! on HAL Exoskeleton Assisted Mountain Climbing · · Score: 1

    Too little, too late: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://toyc hest.diamondcomics.com/toys/02_03/edward-scissorha nds.jpg&imgrefurl=http://toychest.diamondcomics.co m/toys/02_03/31_ed_scissorhands_11inch.htm&h=296&w =200&sz=11&tbnid=lwfjCVmTQCkJ:&tbnh=111&tbnw=75&pr ev=/images%3Fq%3Dedward%2Bscissorhands%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D&start=3&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=2

  8. Re:More pictures on Cockroaches Make Group Decisions? · · Score: 1

    Nawww, you're thinking of this: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr= &q=feeding+frenzy&btnG=Search

  9. Re:::groan:: Please make this go away. on Hacker Boot Camp · · Score: 1
    "It sounds like this bootcamp just teaches people a handful of tricks that can be used to impress hiring managers."
    Paper MCSE, anyone?
  10. Re:What are the entry requirements? on Hacker Boot Camp · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the ability to play "Global Thermonuclear War" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames

  11. WTF? on Unisys Smoking Hot Demo at Linux World Boston · · Score: 1

    A Quicktime (TM) video on Newsforge (The Online Newspaper for Linux and Open Source)? Insensitive clods!!!! I'm running Linux here!!!!!

  12. Re:Cyber Attacks on America's War on the Web · · Score: 1

    The country's best cyber-weapon: the Slashdot Effect.

  13. It Would Be My Luck.... on SplunkBase Brings IT Troubleshooting Wiki to the Masses · · Score: 1

    that with all the idiots out there, Splunk will be slashdotted 24/7.

  14. Re:Why is it called web "2.0" on The State of Web 2.0, The Future of Web Software · · Score: 1

    You should probably ask the people who named their product "Preparation H". BTW, ever wonder what happened to those who tested Preparations A-G?

  15. Re:Marshall Brain's "Why Won't God Heal Amputees?" on Prayer Does Not Help Heart Patients · · Score: 1

    You insensitive clod!!!!! I'm a double-amputee!!

  16. Re:Bah, whatever on Windows Vista Capable Machines Coming · · Score: 1
    With some of the effects turned down I am positive Vista would run fine on these 256 MB machines.
    Well, I, for one, welcome our new underpowered Vista overlords.
  17. Re:Electricity on Electrical Noise Causing Physiological Stress? · · Score: 1
    The next question is:

    Boxers or briefs?

  18. Re:Not new.. on VR Treatment for Lazy Eye · · Score: 1
    On a night out, I keep one eye on my girlfriend's eyes, and another one scans the room...
    Bloody hell, Harry!

    Professor Moody just posted on /.!

  19. Re:You clod! on VR Treatment for Lazy Eye · · Score: 1
    I only have one eye, you insensitive clod!
    Arrrrrrrrr, matey! Me, too.

    Sincerely yours,

    Blackbeard

  20. Re:Those Aussies... on Getting on Top of Spam Down Under · · Score: 1

    Tell me more of this female you refer to as Spam.

  21. Re:Nothing important will be there on Open-Government Technique Used on Iraqi Documents · · Score: 1
    Does anyone *really* think that there would be anything important in those documents? It's not like the location of Osams bin Laden or of Saddam's chemical weapons in Syria will be in these documents.
    Sadaam, honey: Please pick up some cous-cous and goat meat on your way home from the office. Love, Wife # 30 XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
  22. They Forgot.... on 20 Network Changing Products · · Score: 1

    Whitehouse.com

  23. Re:!!!!~11111!!! on Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI · · Score: 1
    "I am computer literate! I have 22 years in computer systems engineering and operation. "
    Perhaps the systems Mr. Taylor was involved with were old mainframes hosting COBOL apps. It's real easy to confuse these with Web servers.
  24. Re:Waddya expect? on Forbes Says Vista Not People Ready · · Score: 1
    2006 could turn out to be Microsoft's annus horribilis
    annus horribilis? That sounds like the rear view of my aunt Edna.
  25. Re:does it inversely relate with impressing women? on Adults Love Video Games · · Score: 1
    From ages 15-25, we spend most of our time trying to impress women...
    Impress women? You must be new here.