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  1. Re:Ubuntu Logo separate from Debian? on DebConf6, Hot and Spicy · · Score: 1
    Some of the content of the article would seem to support the idea of having an Ubuntu logo to differentiate Ubuntu stories from those about Debian.
    You mean like this? http://www.flickr.com/photos/86444323@N00/81971182 /
  2. Re:Why Kirk is Better Than Picard on Giant Paramount Auction of Star Trek Items · · Score: 1
    See? Kirk wore a uniform. Picard wore a jumpsuit.
    At least it wasn't a leisure suit. Whew!!!
  3. As Obi Wan Kenobi Would Say... on ICANN Finally Rejects .xxx Domain · · Score: 1

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million Slashdotters cried out in torment and were silenced at once.

  4. Obligatory Star Wars Reference... on Vonage going IPO · · Score: 1
    "That this is a scam."
    Your lack of faith disturbs me.
  5. Re:Economic success is possible under communism? on China Employs Campus Internet Overseers · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What are they doing right, you ask? They have lots of free slave labor to manufacture all those cheap products that WalMart gleefully sells to us unwitting saps.

    It's easy to be successful when you aren't worried about labor costs.

  6. WTF Do They Expect? on The Continuing American Decline in CS · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From TFA:

    Some tech-industry leaders are concerned that U.S. students have become complacent. ``There has to be a passion to be innovative,'' says Nicholas M. Donofrio, executive vice-president for innovation and technology at IBM (IBM ), which sponsors the ACM contest. Donofrio's father was an Italian immigrant who worked three jobs to feed his family in Beacon, N.Y., then a gritty factory town. Donofrio questions whether Americans still have that kind of drive. ``Are we hungry enough?'' he asks. ``Or are we going to amble along and take our time?"
    The current US corporate culture rewards complacency and punishes quality; all in the quest for short-term profit. This culture gives nothing but mixed messages to new employees.

    When I worked in tech support for a major OEM PC builder, one side of the mouth said, "Be sure to give the ultimate customer experience." But the other side of the mouth appended to that statement, "As long as it only takes 14.7 minutes average call time. Your ass is grass if it takes longer."

    /rant

  7. Gives New Meaning... on Scientists Probe the Use of the Tongue · · Score: 0

    to the phrase, "An Army of One"

  8. Oh... on Fundamental Constant Possibly Inconsistent · · Score: 0
    I see. You said, "constant".

    I thought you said, "constipate".

  9. Yeah, right... on New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    "The company also said it had no plans to use the technology in any of its products."

    Just add that to the list of the world's biggest lies:

    1. The check is in the mail.

    2. Honest, I won't come in your mouth.

  10. Re:Law of unintended consequences on New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, you appear to have mistaken these people for those who actually give a shit about customers. In their eyes, customers are only a necessary evil.

  11. Re:What's in a name? on Planning Dapper +1, The Edgy Eft · · Score: 0
    As an Ubuntu user and fan, I'd just like to say: for fuck's sake, stop it with the stupid names! Breezy Badger, Dapper Drake, Edgy Eft. Seriously, I feel like a jackass enough saying "Ubuntu".
    Obviously, you never woke up in the morning with a Debian Woody.
  12. Re:Bust Buy creates business for others on Best Buy 'Geek Squad' Accused of Pirating Software · · Score: 0
    Whacking the hard drive and reinstalling isn't always the first line of attack. Particularly when the customer (at least 99.9% of them) have never backed up any data to other media.

    I give the customer the option of saving some time/money by slash and burn, but also warn them that everything is going to disappear, including any data that was not backed up. You'd be surprised how many people opt NOT to wipe the drive first.

    Best Buy doesn't create business for others. Lazy users create business for others.

  13. As Master Yoda said.. on Boot Camp Flaw Leaves Some Users Fuming · · Score: 0

    "Hmmm, failed to dual-boot, you have."

  14. I can just imagine... on The Man Behind Online Porn's 'Steve Lightspeed' · · Score: 2, Funny
    What it is like for the kids when asked to tell the class what Daddy does for a living:

    "Uhh, he brings much joy to Slashdotters around the world."

  15. Re:He'll be popular in Guantanamo.. on Alleged British Hacker Fears Guantanamo · · Score: 0
    "He can offer free hacking classes to the other inmates as a way to pass time"
    In return, they can offer hacksawing classes to him. Then he can escape and run from the aliens that are chasing him.
  16. All Together Now.... on Duke Nukem Forever Update · · Score: 0

    Big F****** Deal!

  17. Re:gotta stay with the times! on Developer Stress Crippling Game Innovation? · · Score: 0
    "Suckers! Obviously, they haven't heard the big news [slashdot.org]!"
    Perhaps they are too busy creating games to be reading Slashdot.
  18. Re:Math skillz on Software Engineers Ranked Best Job in America · · Score: 1
    " I'm not even sure Linus Torvalds has ever had to use calculus in Linux."
    Does calculus even run on Linux?
  19. In Soviet China.... on The End of Naked PCs in China? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    PC licenses you.

  20. My Choices.... on Useful Apps for First-Time Windows Users? · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, Half Life 2, Doom 3....

  21. I'm Just Wondering... on Tiny Flyer Navigates Like Fly · · Score: 1

    What would happen if it flew over a steaming pile of cow shit?

  22. Ladies and Gentleman of The Legislature... on Microsoft Helps Write Oklahoma's Anti-Spyware Law · · Score: 1
    On the floor of the State House. Camera pans to the Speaker at his lecturn:

    Speaker: A motion has been made to call this new legislation the "Taylor Act". All in favor?

    The Floor: AYE!!!!!!

    Speaker: All opposed?

    Mousy little guy in the back: Uh, how about the "Cowboy Neal Act", instead?

  23. Re:Hah! on Dell Protests 'Not Wintel's Lapdog' · · Score: 1
    "But I have to admit that my respect for any plumber would go down if he started trying to convince me that he's the one that actually discovered the Bernoulli Principle."
    That's true. Dilbert's garbage man is the one who discovered the Bernoulli Principle.
  24. Re:You were expecting? on Former BSA VP Confirmed as Tech Undersecretary · · Score: 1

    You mean he was an option? Damn.

  25. Re:Long live BSA on Former BSA VP Confirmed as Tech Undersecretary · · Score: 1
    "I loved those BSA motorcycles."
    You obviously forgot this bit of trivia about Beezers.

    Everybody thinks BSA is for "Birmingham Small Arms", but it really means "Bastard Stopped Again".

    All hail to Joe Lucas, Prince of Darkness.