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  1. You've had better luck than me on Making an Argument Against Using Visual-Basic? · · Score: 1

    My experience has been that bosses could care less as long as the existing system works.

  2. Why the hell did he hire you? on Making an Argument Against Using Visual-Basic? · · Score: 1
    I'm not saying that I've never taken a job just because the job was there. I have.

    But, in fairness, if you have serious doubts about the platform the owner insists upon using, then this isn't the place for you to be working.

    You're either onboard, or you owe it to your boss to leave the company.

  3. Oh shit! Oh shit! What do we do now?! on What is Your Backup Policy? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please God... please say someone took the project home on CD, or we're fucked!

  4. Pirates claim 85% of all software is BS on BSA Claims 35% of Software is Pirated · · Score: 1

    The Bull Shit Association expresses outrage.

  5. This is why you work a couple years for others on Identifying and Avoiding Dishonest Hosting Providers? · · Score: 1
    Because over time you'll see what the good bosses buy and what the lazy bosses buy.

    Eventually, when you start your own business, you'll have a good bead drawn on what works.

  6. Usability is sometimes fighting windmills on Improving Software Usability? · · Score: 1
    For example, we tried several times to start using Ajax (forgive me for saying it) to make interfaces more like desktop applications.

    Users completely rebelled. The general sentiment was, "Why doesn't that bring up a page when I click on it?"

    The importance of "usability" is overstated by people who make money parroting it.

    Yes, simplicity and obviousness are important. Just don't confuse those objectives with usability as it is now sold.

    Usability starts with a set of normative values that most users accept. This often includes accepting that most users accept a version of the internet that is closer to 1996 than 2006.

  7. POWERPOINT!!!! on What Should One Know to be Truly Computer Literate? · · Score: 1
    Because, you know, literacy usually means knowing things that suck, like Keats, Wilde and Bobby Burns.

    The closest thing to that in computing terms is knowing PowerPoint.

  8. Correct on Running Windows Without Administrator Privs? · · Score: 1

    My brother does the exact same thing with his computers.

  9. I firmly agree on Should Students Be Taught With or Without an IDE? · · Score: 1
    IDEs are such a matter of personal preference. I know people that hate IDEs because they feel the friggin program is more a roadblock of suggestions and conventions. I know folks who insist that by the 12th straight hour at a computer, your mind just isn't up to the task of diagnosing what's wrong with code.

    There is a point in coding where your eyes just glaze over and you cannot quite fathom where the hell the tiny little mistake is because everything reads right.

    Your head eventually clicks: oh, it's a damned semi-colon needed right there! Grrrr.

    And then you resume life for a few hours.

    For these reasons, it's better to let folks find their own groove.

  10. My bad on Advice for Linux on a Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Sorry. I just remembered not being able to read the Windows partition. If I had really thought about it, I would have recalled using NTFS.

  11. I'm all over the place on Web Development - The Line Between Code and Content? · · Score: 0
    I used to work very strongly with HTML templates that had XML-like tags embedded.

    Instead of busting my head trying to make PHP and HTML co-exist, I'd just FOPEN the template and parse it for "" type tags and replace those with the PHP output.

    Lately, I've drifted toward embedding HTML or XML in the PHP and then using big monster functions in APIs. This is also handy for the occassional instance where PHP won't get the job done.

    In some instances, there just is no choice. You have to hodgepodge everything together and make it work.

  12. What I'm running on Advice for Linux on a Laptop? · · Score: 1
    I'm running the Black Friday Walmart laptop (HP ZE2000) with Fedora Core 5.

    Only major problem was getting the NDIS wrapper to work. Took a couple tries, but now it work gorgeously.

    If you need to dual-boot and read the Windows partition, I'd advise against Fedora since it does not come pre-built with FAT32 mounting.

  13. Who will be the first big new dev? on Nintendo Shares Up, But Do Devs 'Get' the Wii? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One thing I think folks are overlooking is that each leap in console tech brings one or two new developers to the front.

    Does the Wii have the potential to propel someone new, who "gets" the Wii remote control, to the forefront?

    Only time will tell.

    But, I like the bold, eveocative nature of the Wii controller. It speaks well of Nintendo to be thinking of things other than polygons and shaders.

  14. Will parents delete first swear word? on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science · · Score: 1

    Just curious. Most people would.

  15. Oh, it missed mine on Trojan Deletes Your Porn, Music & Warez · · Score: 1

    All mine is labelled "Nice college girls" and such.

  16. Microsoft would do well to listen on Microsoft To Automate Malware Classification · · Score: 1
    Because even when Microsoft has the kernel of a good idea, it oftens takes a beating because:

    1. Microsoft's long practice of anti-competitive behaviors calls its motives into question on every project.
    2. Microsoft is prone to screwing things up even when they mean well.

    I agree there are concerns. Most of those concerns stem, justifiably, from the word "Microsoft".

    But, since we're not going to stop MS, it's worth seeing where the project pans out to.

  17. This has very good potential on Microsoft To Automate Malware Classification · · Score: 2, Interesting
    IF ... and that's a big if ... Microsoft has the balls to leave it fully automated and let the system do its thing.

    Now, if they start taking payola for delisting malware, then this will be no better than all the shit the current batch of jokers/anti-spyware companies pull every day.

  18. Reactions snap back fast in business on Resident Evil, Game On With Wii · · Score: 1
    How long ago was it that Sony was the God of this industry?

    For that matter, it wasn't all that long ago that Sega was making consoles and garnering good press.

    Would anyone have called the Dreamcast -- unquestionably the most badass system of its time -- a dicey move?

    Yet, Sega underwent a major restructuring as a consequence of its move in the console wars.

    Ultimately, I suspect this move will insulate Nintendo, because it plays to Nintendo's strength, producing great games, while brutalizing its opponents' weaknesses, awful price points and too much emphasis on whiz-bang gfx.

    On the whole, I've long thought Nintendo would win this round.

    Judging Wii's buzz against 360's buzz and the PS3's raw antipathy from the public, Nintendo may actually vault past MS and take first place by the end of this round.

    I think Sony may be out of business and being eaten by someone else by the end of this round.

    The lesson: the least bold move is making no bold moves.

  19. ICANN adopts more specific .FUK and .SUK on ICANN Finally Rejects .xxx Domain · · Score: 4, Funny
    ICANN today announced the introduction of two new TLDs: .FUK and .SUK.

    The announcement coincides with ICANN's move to dismiss the introduction of .XXX.

    An ICANN spokesman commented off the record, "In truth, we should be more honest. XXX indicates we're hiding something."

    He added, "That can't be on the open and transparent internet. We feel that Dot-FUK and Dot-SUK represent what everone is looking for, just like all Dot-ORGs are not-for-profit groups, right? Know what I mean? Say no more."

    ICANN also expressed interest in adding .GAY so "straight dudes and closet dudes needn't worry."

    ICANN's next step coming in June is a decision on .PERV, whose supporters hope can be used to herd all the child molesters into one spot.

    The move is opposed by the producers of Dateline: NBC, who say it could destroy their growing cottage industry of filming pedophiles being confronted.

    ICANN is believed to be leaning toward adopting .PERV, as all things on the internet belong in nifty containers marked accurately.

  20. So, women are flighty and play games on Women Get Lots of Info From Male Faces · · Score: 1
    This one deserves to be filed in the "no shit" pile.

    Let's face it... the equation goes like so:

    - Chick screws rugged non-provider.
    - Non-provider runs off to screw some other dumbass broad.
    - Chick hooks some poor slob into raising knuckle-dragger's offspring.
    - Nice guy teaches kid to play catch.
    - Kid flips out and bludgeons nice guy screaming, "You're not my real father, you fucking dodo!"
    - Kid grows up and finds dumbass chick to breed.
    - Rinse and repeat.

  21. You don't trust people who get laid about sex? on Women Get Lots of Info From Male Faces · · Score: 1
    Well, maybe we could win the more wars by dropping the army in favor of the top 12 from American Idol.

    The general rule is that if you want to find the source you just follow the river. That rule applies to streams of bullshit, too.

  22. I love Nintendo on Resident Evil, Game On With Wii · · Score: 1
    While the GameCube was a gigantic disappointment (largely because memory cards are one generation too old), Smash Brothers Melee is an all-time greatest game that shows Nintendo knows just plain fun.

    I'd make a similar argument regarding the SNES. The SNES's greatest highlights were games like DKC.

    To some extent, the N64 was a push. This was largely due to the higher cost of ownership compared to the PS1.

    Nintendo appears to be taking a brilliant gamble with the Wii.

    I agree: it's going to payoff big time.

  23. Gotta admire Nintendo's balls on Resident Evil, Game On With Wii · · Score: 3, Insightful
    They're betting their entire company's future on a controller and a great price point.

    This takes huge balls.

  24. Re:Free software IS about profit on How Has Open Source Helped You Commercially? · · Score: 1
    Only if your assumption/ gamble pays off that you are: 1) Really good 2) Really cheap 3) Really good at SEO or self promotion

    Um... dude? I run a business. In all fairness, if I'm not good at self-promotion, I'm screwed. If I'm not cheap, I'll be beaten. If I'm not good, I'll never be contacted.

    So, I will gladly play those assumptions, because that is just the nature of business.

    If business were easy, everyone would do it.

  25. Are we planning WW4 and WW5 yet? on U.S. Considers Anti-Satellite Laser · · Score: 1
    Because, honestly, I think we should skip that nuclear war/lasers/satellites/nanobots/MMOG/infowar/biowea pons/petrowar step, preserve the planet, and just start fighting with rocks.

    It looks so cool when the Palestinians do it!

    Just imagine whole armies chucking rocks at each other!

    NBC Nightly News would steal a whole demographic away from Spike TV and G4.