It was all booze and butt secz wit teh bois. Geez.
Truth is, Socrates was condemned because he smelled like ass. People have markets and shit to run, and they don't need some chatty hobo ambling in and encouraging teens to come in with their backpacks and steal all the shit that isn't nailed down.
No, Aristotle was exiled to Mexico and was assassinated by Spanish Communist with an ice axe. Shit, doesn't anyone check facts any more? What is this shit? Uncyclopedia?
Shhhh . ..Stick Muhammad is sleeping. Don't wake him up with your freaky religious intolerance. He'd be disappointed by your unwillingness to be happy to just conquer and tax people you don't agree with.
Seriously. Do people in California ever look around at each other and just say, "Wow. We're fucking retarded. Maybe next time we'll just elect, I dunno, an actual fucking adult to be governor."
Lots of people get the shit bombed out of them and decide to, oh I don't know . . . let's say, take up arms against the people who helped the foreigners fuck them over.
You know there's an entire interpretation of the Muslim world that says all the violence happens because of legalized polygamy?
Basically, you have a legion of hopeless losers not getting laid because the sheiks take all the hot chicks for themselves.
Once your life degenerates to masturbation and joblessness, a suicide bombing seems like it just might be worth a try where the number of virgin bride in heaven is greater than 0.
Yeah, you do have to wonder how long God has to fail to act before his followers register that maybe God just doesn't give a fuck.
In order to reconcile a thinking being in control of the universe with the fact that said being never lifts a fucking finger, you pretty much have to accept that God just doesn't give a fuck.
Admittedly, since God is just a stereotyped father figure, this interpretation would pretty much explain Life, the Universe and Everything.
Once canvas takes over, we draw can Muhammad every fucking where.
It's sad, because I really want to support executing Zuckerberg. But . . .
I get the general religious offense in drawings of Muhammad. In that regard, it's like the Piss Crucifix. But, I don't see the need for the great animus behind all this. I mean, are Muslims really such pussies they can't take a fucking joke about their Prophet? Also, isn't this sort of elevating the Prophet to the level of a deity? And if so, doesn't that sort of nullify the Muslism creed (there is no god but God, and the stick figure behind the "censored" blackout bar is His Prophet)?
In the meantime, here's a fucking ASCII drawing of Muhammad . ..
Ya know, cause I don't recall the words "trust" and "Apple" being mixed much. Apple doesn't trust anyone who isn't part of their narrowly focused ecosphere. Oh, wait . . . they mean trust as in corporations as a public good. Blurg.
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It was all booze and butt secz wit teh bois. Geez.
Truth is, Socrates was condemned because he smelled like ass. People have markets and shit to run, and they don't need some chatty hobo ambling in and encouraging teens to come in with their backpacks and steal all the shit that isn't nailed down.
You will see patterns if you stare at anything long enough. Simple fact of man. Man sees design where there is none.
No, Aristotle was exiled to Mexico and was assassinated by Spanish Communist with an ice axe. Shit, doesn't anyone check facts any more? What is this shit? Uncyclopedia?
http://www.artadox.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jackson-pollock-mural.jpg
Proof positive that Jackson Pollock was killed by Muslim extremists.
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Shhhh . . .Stick Muhammad is sleeping. Don't wake him up with your freaky religious intolerance. He'd be disappointed by your unwillingness to be happy to just conquer and tax people you don't agree with.
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Seriously. Do people in California ever look around at each other and just say, "Wow. We're fucking retarded. Maybe next time we'll just elect, I dunno, an actual fucking adult to be governor."
Oh, shit. We used to hang people for being black in this country. Now we we only hang a single black man and only in effigy.
Lots of people get the shit bombed out of them and decide to, oh I don't know . . . let's say, take up arms against the people who helped the foreigners fuck them over.
Where are my frakkin mod points when I need them?
I think Rule 34 may be the reason they prefer Muhammad be blacked out.
That was the announcement in 1974 courtesy of the Pentagon. Need we explore this further?
The difference being that no court in America bothers to humor them.
You know there's an entire interpretation of the Muslim world that says all the violence happens because of legalized polygamy?
Basically, you have a legion of hopeless losers not getting laid because the sheiks take all the hot chicks for themselves.
Once your life degenerates to masturbation and joblessness, a suicide bombing seems like it just might be worth a try where the number of virgin bride in heaven is greater than 0.
Yeah, you do have to wonder how long God has to fail to act before his followers register that maybe God just doesn't give a fuck.
In order to reconcile a thinking being in control of the universe with the fact that said being never lifts a fucking finger, you pretty much have to accept that God just doesn't give a fuck.
Admittedly, since God is just a stereotyped father figure, this interpretation would pretty much explain Life, the Universe and Everything.
Thank you. The One True God's Prophet was having a hard time pulling himself together.
Exactly. I just don't understand how you can get sooo bent out of shape over a stupid thing that has no bearing on your own salvation.
Let's try this again . . .
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That shit's fucking hard in HTML!
Once canvas takes over, we draw can Muhammad every fucking where.
It's sad, because I really want to support executing Zuckerberg. But . . .
I get the general religious offense in drawings of Muhammad. In that regard, it's like the Piss Crucifix. But, I don't see the need for the great animus behind all this. I mean, are Muslims really such pussies they can't take a fucking joke about their Prophet? Also, isn't this sort of elevating the Prophet to the level of a deity? And if so, doesn't that sort of nullify the Muslism creed (there is no god but God, and the stick figure behind the "censored" blackout bar is His Prophet)?
In the meantime, here's a fucking ASCII drawing of Muhammad . . .
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Just sayin. You could probably just look the shit by going to the company's website.
I'm not certain why anyone would care. Ya know, besides the folks who are on the endless jihad against all things MS.
I'm running Windows 7, dammit! I never bought any lies! Oh, shit . . . is this the same lie, ya know, just told again?
Define decent. Let me know when we're talking about hardware acceleration.
I'm amazed someone hasn't just entered a patent for "Stuff that does shit. Fuck yeah." Cause, given the state of the USPTO, it would probably hold up.
Ya know, cause I don't recall the words "trust" and "Apple" being mixed much. Apple doesn't trust anyone who isn't part of their narrowly focused ecosphere. Oh, wait . . . they mean trust as in corporations as a public good. Blurg.