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Science Historian Deciphers Plato's Code

Reader eldavojohn tips the news of a researcher in the UK, Jay Kennedy, who has uncovered a hidden code in the writings of Plato. From the University of Manchester press release: "[Dr. Kennedy said] 'I have shown rigorously that the books do contain codes and symbols and that unraveling them reveals the hidden philosophy of Plato. This is a true discovery, not simply reinterpretation.' ... The hidden codes show that Plato anticipated the Scientific Revolution 2,000 years before Isaac Newton, discovering its most important idea — the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics. ... Plato did not design his secret patterns purely for pleasure — it was for his own safety. Plato's ideas were a dangerous threat to Greek religion. He said that mathematical laws and not the gods controlled the universe. Plato's own teacher [Socrates] had been executed for heresy. Secrecy was normal in ancient times, especially for esoteric and religious knowledge, but for Plato it was a matter of life and death." Here is the paper (PDF), which was published in the journal Apeiron: A Journal of Ancient Philosophy and Science.

402 comments

  1. Socrates, not Aristotle by jjohnson · · Score: 4, Informative

    Aristotle was a student of Plato, and lived a long life that didn't end in execution. Socrates was the teacher of Plato who drank Hemlock after being sentenced to death the by the Athenians.

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    1. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Morons.

    2. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Sique · · Score: 1

      At least Aristotle was banned from Athens and died shortly after the ban in exile in Chalkis (Euboia).

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    3. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Morons.

      Not "morons", it's "cretins", you cynic.

    4. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm really glad we are getting quality articles that get their facts right the first time.

    5. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      I came here to make the same correction. What lowbrow editor posted this summary with such an ass-backwards statement in it?

      *checks*

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      kdawson....\sigh

    6. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Informative

      Furthermore, as if it weren't wrong enough already, Socrates was not executed for heresy but for corruption of youth.

    7. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you pointed that out. People 3 states over could hear my jaw hitting the ground as I read that statement.

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    8. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aristotle was a student of Plato

      Wait a minute, those people were real?

    9. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by gknoy · · Score: 1

      If you'd seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, you'd know that Plato and Socrates were real. Sheesh. :)

    10. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Think of the children" obviously already worked back then.

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    11. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aristotle was a student of Plato

      Wait a minute, those people were real?

      Even more, they were rational!

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    12. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by catmistake · · Score: 0

      And Sappho the Lesbian (prostitute?) was Socrates' teacher.

      Socrates was also merely a character in many of Plato's dialogues... meaning, Plato used his character as a device to teach philosophy, and there is little connection between the character and the man. We're pretty sure that's the real Socrates in Plato's Apology, but most of what Plato attributed to Socrates through the dialogues was Plato (speaking through the Socrates literary character) and not the real historical Socrates.

      Nietzche calls Plato decadent, and attributes to him everything we think Socrates said. For him, Plato was to blame for the Dark Ages, and the lack of intellectual advancement for a thousand years. A bit extreme... but a valid opinion.

    13. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Plato isn't the only person who wrote of Socrates' life. Xenophon was also a student of Socrates and depicted him in his works. While it is indeed true that often Socrates in Plato is a mere mouthpiece for Plato's ideas, Xenophon's testimony serves to show that Plato didn't completely depart from the historical man.

    14. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure that's a fair distinction. He was executed for teaching the youth things that were disruptive to conventional beliefs. That's heresy.

    15. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      And besides, the idea that "the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics" was hardly original to Plato, nor to modern science, it was a pretty widespread belief among the pythagoreans. I would have read the article if it wasn't for the idiotic sensationalism.

    16. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's even worse, the circumstances of his death weren't just for corruption of youth, but also for his lack of remorse for his "crimes". In Athenian law, the condemned is permitted to suggest an alternative sentence - exile, imprisonment, a fine - Socrates suggested he pay about the equivalent of $5. The tribunal then voted on whether or not to sentence the condemned to death or this other sentence. He was sentenced to death by a larger margin than he was convicted :).

    17. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Socrates was the teacher of Plato who drank Hemlock after being sentenced to death the by the Athenians.

      "I drank what?"

    18. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Not entirely and always, no... yet in some of his dialogues, it is clear that historical Socrates never participated... and all words must be Plato. It comes down to the experts being able to decipher what is style and what is a poetical representation of history.

    19. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by cheesybagel · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are probably joking, but some of his pupils were some particularly nasty, infamous bloodthirsty tyrants. When Athenian democracy was restored people associated with the tyrants were purged, as per custom.

    20. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nietzche calls Plato decadent, and attributes to him everything we think Socrates said. For him, Plato was to blame for the Dark Ages, and the lack of intellectual advancement for a thousand years. A bit extreme... but a valid opinion.

      It's extreme and also obtuse, and I'm reluctant to say that about someone like Nietzche. One man cannot possibly retard intellectual advancement for a thousand years except that legions of other men play follow-the-leader and imitate him like little robots instead of finding their own way. So let's say for argument's sake that Plato's contributions were entirely negative and unworthy (something I do not believe); Plato could only harm himself with that if people had any real self-hood. If they do not, this is not Plato's doing.

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    21. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by gilleain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I came here to make the same correction. What lowbrow editor posted this summary with such an ass-backwards statement in it?

      What is worse is that the majority of the submission is copy and paste. All except the "[Aristotle]" inclusion.

      So the ONE THING that was added (apart from a couple of links in sentences circumfixing the quote) is wrong.

    22. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even more, they were rational!

      yes yes, but they were also somewhat negative, at times, too.

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    23. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Jhon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Socrates was "executed" for several crimes -- including heresy.

      An argument can be made that Socrates caused himself to be sentenced to death by pissing off his jury -- essentially insulting them by saying his punishment should be to have himself, wife and kids should be taken care of for the rest of their lives. After pissing them off, his friends basically said "NONONO! He'll pay a fine! We'll cover it!" The prosecution offered death. The "jury" picked death.

      Further, can it REALLY be called an "execution"? The Athenians' bent over backwards to let him escape. He refused. When the day came, he happily drank the poison -- even offering a bit to gods before drinking. I'd say it was more of voluntary martyrdom...

    24. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Alanonfire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you wanna get even more nit-picky, Socrates was not Plato's teacher. Socrates was not a teacher, as he claimed. Plato was a follower of Socrates. Basically an intellectual stalker. There was no formal student-teacher relationship between them.

    25. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just be happy the story is actually interesting news, and not just propaganda and/or flamebaiting...

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    26. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Big_Monkey_Bird · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, Socrates was executed for being a radical.

    27. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by pacergh · · Score: 1

      In addition, it is not entirely clear that Socrates was executed for hearsay. If anything, he was executed for challenging the social order. Part of that order were religious powers in Athens, but it was as much the political power he challenged as anything.

      I hope these oversimplifications were made by the submitter and not the author of this paper. Otherwise, I'd take a healthy dose of salt with anything the guy said. Not knowing your basic Plato is not good for someone trying to unravel the greater mysteries of said Plato.

    28. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Well, Socrates was executed for being a radical."

      Socrates was not executed, you cretin: he suicided.

      Of course, the difference is transcendental.

    29. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "And Sappho the Lesbian (prostitute?)"

      From Lesbos Island moreso.

    30. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was executed for being too annoying to have around.

    31. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by steelfood · · Score: 1

      But are they whole?

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    32. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socrates never existed at all. He was a fictional character used as a tool to propose ideas.

      Plato's works are all Plato's ideas.

    33. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by glwtta · · Score: 1

      "Think of the children" obviously already worked back then.

      This is Athenians we're talking about, they "thought of the children" quite often. Lithe, athletic children.

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    34. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it wasn't so much that he pissed off the jury as that he left them no alternative. an athenian jury could only choose between two sentences: that proposed by the plaintiff and that proposed by the defendant. so if the plaintiff asked for a sentence of 10 years and the defendant asked for 1 year, the jury could only choose either a 1 or 10 year sentence. the jury could not make a compromise between them and pick 4 years

      after socrates was found guilty, the plaintiff asked that he be executed. his "crime" wasn't all that serious, so had socrates proposed that he only pay a fine or something, the jury probably would have chosen that

    35. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmm Pi... wait what were we talking about?

    36. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, Socrates insisted on being sentenced to death - the accusers just wanted to drive him out of the town, he could have escaped, or just payed a fine, he refused to do either. At least according to Plato...

    37. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      You expect any less?

    38. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Socrates never existed at all. He was a fictional character used as a tool to propose ideas.

      Plato is not the sole reference to Socrates. Xenophon, who would have been around 30 at the putative time of Socrates' death similarly "preserved" Socratic ideas in a series of dialogues.

      Plato's works are all Plato's ideas.

      It's true that we can't safely distinguish the two. However the ideas, and indeed the character of Socrates portrayed in Plato's Apology, differs markedly from those in later works such as The Republic. It seems that Plato began by trying to keep alive the memory of his mentor, but ended by using him as a mere vehicle for his own ideas.

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    39. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      WTF do you think they meant by "corruption of youth"? his teaching of "heresy" was the so-called corruption.

    40. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pissing off the jury very likely contributed to the death sentence, but even that doesn't get us much beyond Plato's very one-sided account of the trial. It's not unlikely that there were political reasons behind the trial. Athens was in upheaval and practically at war with itself after finally being crushed in the Peloponnesian War in 404, and a very unpopular puppet government was installed that conducted mass exiles, imprisonments, and confiscations of property. This government crumbled after one year, and those who had supported it were widely reviled. In Plato's account of Socrates' trial (which took place in 399) he has Socrates claim to have been opposed to this government; it's possible that the plaintiff was on the oligarchic side, or that Plato used a minor incident of Socrates' refusing to cooperate with the government to conceal the fact that he was for the most part aligned with it. Whatever the true connection is, it's very likely that politics were mixed up in it.

    41. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Jhon · · Score: 1

      It's true that we can't safely distinguish the two. However the ideas, and indeed the character of Socrates portrayed in Plato's Apology, differs markedly from those in later works such as The Republic.

      When reading the Phaedo, I can't help but believe I'm reading an eye witness account of the last hours of Socrates. And the Phaedo isn't considered one of his earlier works.

    42. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by elocinanna · · Score: 1

      If you say obtuse it doesn't sound like Nietzsche at all, but love him as I do, he is prone to a good ol' exaggeration. I don't recall reading Nietzsche's thoughts on Plato but it sounds well in line with his sense of drama to me!

    43. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by SlappyBastard · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, Aristotle was exiled to Mexico and was assassinated by Spanish Communist with an ice axe. Shit, doesn't anyone check facts any more? What is this shit? Uncyclopedia?

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    44. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Aristotle was a student of Plato

      Wait a minute, those people were real?

      Even more, they were rational!

      Not to mention, they were finite!

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    45. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by bronney · · Score: 1

      Even more, they were rational!

      They play with young boys!

    46. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by retchdog · · Score: 1

      You dog, you.

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    47. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by yotto · · Score: 1

      Unicyclepedia seems like a very tightly themed site. I don't know if there are enough topics to justify its existence.

    48. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to mention "The Clouds" by Aristophanes. Doubtful that he'd bothered to write a play satirizing the stupidity of Plato's fictional character.

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    49. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Plato is not the sole reference to Socrates. Xenophon, who would have been around 30 at the putative time of Socrates' death similarly "preserved" Socratic ideas in a series of dialogues.

      Not to mention Aristophanes; and also sources that are relatively later but derive from independent material, like the Aristophanes scholia, Aristoxenus, Pausanias, Cicero, Diogenes Laertius, Porphyry, ...

    50. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be happy the story is actually interesting news, and not just propaganda and/or flamebaiting...

      Well, technically, from TFA - the author just cites a bunch of stuff anyone in the field already knew without an actual translation of so much as the mathematical proofs hinted at.

    51. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      So they never had to take a pi?

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    52. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You may conclude then that the editor is just cynically (and successfully) trolling us for more impressions and hits.

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    53. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by ari_j · · Score: 2, Informative

      A quick check of which editor did the work is almost always a guarantee of how poorly done you can expect it to be. Some of them regularly add an editorial sentence with a spelling error, some are known for cheesy jokes, and one in particular nearly always goes out of his way to make things factually incorrect.

    54. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well he may have been executed for heresy, but he sure wasn't executed for hearsay, as you wrote ;^)

    55. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by tronbradia · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, as if it weren't wrong enough already, Socrates was not executed for heresy but for corruption of youth.

      Did you not check any sources when you wrote this?

      Reading from the original text (Plato's Apology): "Socrates is an evil-doer and corrupter of the youth, who does not receive the gods whom the state receives, but introduces other new divinities."

      This sounds a lot like heresy to me...

    56. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by gslj · · Score: 1

      Socrates never existed at all. He was a fictional character used as a tool to propose ideas.

      Plato is not the sole reference to Socrates. Xenophon, who would have been around 30 at the putative time of Socrates' death similarly "preserved" Socratic ideas in a series of dialogues.

      Plato's works are all Plato's ideas.

      It's true that we can't safely distinguish the two. However the ideas, and indeed the character of Socrates portrayed in Plato's Apology, differs markedly from those in later works such as The Republic. It seems that Plato began by trying to keep alive the memory of his mentor, but ended by using him as a mere vehicle for his own ideas.

      He's also mentioned in Aristophanes' play THE CLOUDS, so Socrates was definitely a well-known fellow.

    57. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > One man cannot possibly retard intellectual advancement for a thousand years except that legions of other men play follow-the-leader and imitate him like little robots instead of finding their own way...

      You mean like the ignorant masses that worshiped Jesus?

      *ducks*

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    58. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert on ancient history, but I don't agree with your interpretation -- although in broad strokes your facts are correct.

      My understanding (someone correct me?) is that the Athenians offered him a choice between
      1. admitting that he was in the wrong and then being exiled for life, or
      2. drinking hemlock - had he not drunk it himself, he would have been forced
      Socrates stood by his principles* and demanded that the city acknowledge its debt to him, and said that he would never agree to what they wanted. Hence, he was forced to drink the hemlock.

      *as another poster has already mentioned, this account is (I believe) largely based on Plato's writings. Historians in ancient times were not overly concerned with accurately representing events in an objective manner (for example, Tacitus has some fantastic quotes from Generals on the Roman frontier in Germania - someone must have passed him a recording! :-P), so we need to take Plato's account with a grain of salt. However, I suspect your interpretation is not really accurate either (maybe you can give some references?)

    59. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what happens when you buy hemlock for minors.

    60. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Capsaicin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When reading the Phaedo, I can't help but believe I'm reading an eye witness account of the last hours of Socrates.

      In all likelihood, you are! Like all eye-witness accounts, however, it is a recollection heavily coloured by the mind of the witness. One of my history professors once claimed that "when a source makes several recollections of an event over the years, it is either the very first or the very last, which is most interesting."

      Now if memory serves me correctly, the Apology was the first of Plato's recollections over death of Socrates, the Phaedo (nearly?) the last. Putting to one side the question of which of these dialogues is the most interesting, one suspects the first provides us with the most faithful rendering of Socrates' own philosophy.

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    61. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if only some of our irrational public figures were also imaginary...

    62. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Do you mean hemlock?

    63. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by badran · · Score: 1

      It is smegheads.

    64. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aristotle was a student of Plato

      Wait a minute, those people were real?

      Even more, they were rational!

      They seem very complex to me.

    65. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Socrates made an analogy between his methods of teaching the youth of the city and the training of horses. While it was an excellent illustration, the imagery, unintentionally equating the citizen's children to a troup of horses, probably did nothing to endear him to said citizens, who proceeded to condemn him to death.

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    66. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One man cannot possibly retard intellectual advancement for a thousand years except that legions of other men play follow-the-leader and imitate him like little robots instead of finding their own way.

      Exactly. We shouldn't be so hard on Saint Paul.

    67. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Yes but he can also have been the village nutcase, whom it was safe to make fun of.

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    68. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Vintermann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It wasn't quite that reasonable, since there had been granted an amnesty for the crimes Socrates were really accused of. Therefore the charge was the more nebulous "corrupting the youth" rather than "getting cozy with Critias" - which he probably was guilty of.

      In his defense, he boasted that he had ignored orders to round up the tyrant's political enemies - which may be noble in itself, possibly, unless it was just to avoid getting his hands dirty - but the fact that Critias and the tyrants were comfortable making such a demand of him, and let him alone when he refused, says something about his relationship to them.

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    69. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Well, Plato legitimized religion to a certain extent with his 'cave of shadows', if you're willing to assume that religion in this case, means that it provides a way of seeing the 'real' and 'perfect' examples of all that is imperfect in this life. Christianity liked it a lot, anyway.

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    70. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both, the accusation was "corruption of youth", but also "introducing new gods in Athens". Anyway, it's obvious it was an excuse, that it was about politics and that it's ridiculous to say that greek religion had such presence and power in IV a.c.

    71. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
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    72. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Socrates was the teacher of Plato

      That's what TFS says. learn to read, you horses' ass.

    73. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He was convicted of what amounts to "dangerous teachings" after one of his students, Critias, destroyed the democratic Athenean state and imposed a tyranny ... most say with the support of Socrates (including according to some sources Socrates himself).

      Given that this was not his only student that tried to violently overthrow the city's government, one can certainly agree that his teachings certainly were dangerous, and that Socrates himself felt that he was entitled to rule as a tyrant over his fellow human beings, because he "understood the world". The prevalent view amongst Athene's orators and philosophers is that this failed violent takeover is what sealed his fate. Socrates had a reputation of being very open with his teachings, right up until the rise of the tyrants. In addition, he had a reputation for being very open with something else and the female population of Athens, which, I'm sure, did not play in his favor.

      Of course, that sort of attitude is common amongst philosophers and too many other scientists even today. The childish "if everyone did what I say there would be world peace" feeling so prevalent amongst intelligentsia of all times ... which has failed every state that tried to apply it rather spectacularly.

    74. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1
      The only mention of Socrates on the page you linked to is this:

      In Plato's Apology, Socrates recounts an incident in which the Thirty once ordered him (and four other men) to bring before them a certain man for execution. While the other four men obeyed, Socrates refused, not wanting to partake in the guilt of the executioners. By disobeying, Socrates knew he was placing his own life in jeopardy, and claimed it was only the disbanding of the oligarchy soon afterward that saved his life.

      That certainly doesn't suggest that they were his pupils.

    75. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There was no formal student-teacher relationship between them.

      You can't just take the exact modern meaning of the word and apply it to the ancient world.

      That Jewish geezer - the one who really annoyed the Romans - was often described as a teacher, and he wasn't a union member with an accredited degree either.

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    76. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "suicided"? Heavens, when did that become a word...

      That said, he was sentenced to death, and offered the option to commit suicide by drinking poison. Forced suicide certainly is a valid method of execution.

    77. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      See the wikipedia page on Critias, then. Wikipedia does not yet have pages on all of the thirty (and is in general very generous to Socrates), but from various books I read I think several of the tyrants beside Critias were Socrates' pupils.

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    78. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Hardly. Plato believed in a world of perfect ideas, but he also advocated inventing false religions (the myth of metals) to bring the real world closer to the ideal. Critias, another of Socrates' students, was a genuine atheist - and also an amoral, bloody tyrant.

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    79. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I worked for a website frequented by pedants and my pay depended on the number of comments my stories attracted, I might be tempted to do the same.

    80. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Athenian democracy was restored people associated with the tyrants were purged, as per custom.

      Which is a custom that need re-instating.

    81. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to believe it without a reference. Nietzsche is famed for his love of the Greeks. I've also heard people describe him as somebody who wanted to emulate Plato's ability to create a myth out of a man.

    82. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Christianity liked it for a while as it provided an intellectual basis for some of the things that Jesus says in the New Testament. Unfortunately there is other baggage that comes with Platonism that caused trouble (the more pantheistic elements in there), so they eventually switched to Aristotelian metaphysics (which allows God to be "above" everything).

    83. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      I don't see how you can have heresy before monotheism.

    84. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      It was a mountain climber's axe. A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER'S axe! CAN'T I GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL??

      (with apologies to David Ives)

    85. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by raalle · · Score: 1

      Socrates doesn't offer a libation to the gods--he asks the jailer/executioner, but the jailer/executioner says there isn't enough.

      From the Grube (2000) translation: "Without a tremor or any change of feature or color, but looking at the man from under his eyebrows as was his wont, asked: 'What do you say about pouring a libation from this drink? It is allowed?' -- 'We only mix as much as we believe will suffice,' said the man.'" (117b)

    86. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, as if it weren't wrong enough already, Socrates was not executed for heresy but for corruption of youth.

      He was not executed. He committed suicide. He had the option of exile or execution. Government leaders hoped he would accept exile. Rather than accept either option, he drank hemlock with his students as his final rebellious act. Regardless, he was not executed.

    87. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by proggoddess · · Score: 1

      Socrates' last words were: "I drank WHAT?!"

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    88. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      ...or so writes his most adoring student. Something tells me the reality wasn't nearly as heroic and interesting as Plato later claimed.

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    89. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by ari_j · · Score: 1

      That's a good theory, but I think it's proven wrong by the fact he silently (without even posting an 'updated' note on the article) fixes those errors after a few scathing comments get posted.

    90. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Ideas can certainly be powerful. The "Socratic Method," for example, is even now still doctrine for most educators, and though it has limited merit, in practice it seems to usually involve highly educated instructors sitting back while their students spend the entire course bullshitting. How are you supposed to "go your own way" when Jesus teaches as a fact that people can be resurrected, and Aristotle teaches as a fact that the world is flat, is the center of universe, and that fossils spontaneously generate? Some things you can't investigate yourself, and when all the authorities lie to you, when every scientific book cites and expands upon these fantasies, you basically live in a sort of alternate-reality Matrix. While Plato's Cave might show you the door out, he immediately seals it with a pile of crap about "forms". Even robots need some good input.

    91. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by catmistake · · Score: 1

      iirc, Nietsche says something to this effect himself in Twilight of the Idols, but I can't find any free translated version to find the exact paragraph and link to it.

      I did find this. Plato was tremendously influential on Nietzsche, yet he (allegedly) only praises him once. I think that might actually be the same sentence or two I am referring to... and I believe it is probably sarcastic. It's something to the effect of "Oh, Plato, you great such and such that left us baron with blah blah blah" wish I could remember where and what it was exactly. sry. soooo lame.

    92. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      In all likelihood, you are!

      The Phaedo specifically mentions Plato as being absent. While this might just be a way for Plato to avoid having to write dialogue for himself as well as possibly putting words in Socrates' mouth it does seem (to me at least) like an attempt at historical accuracy. Especially seeing as he mentions himself as PRESENT for the trial in Apology.

    93. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      she may have been a poet too.

      FTA

      In the Phaedrus, Socrates' second speech is three times as long as his first speech to within a fraction of a percent. The first speech is some-what longer than one-twelfth of the dialogue and the second is some-what longer than three-twelfths. The beginning of the second speech occurs shortly before the four-twelfth point and the end is aligned with the seven-twelfth point.

      struck me as funny, both ways, so for no reason I took a look at my copy, realizing I could only judge roughly because it's translated, of course

      SOCRATES: [...]

      And now, dear Phaedrus, I shall pause for an instant to ask whether you do not think me, as I appear to myself, inspired?

      PHAEDRUS: Yes, Socrates, you seem to have a very unusual flow of words.
      ...

      PHAEDRUS: They too would surely laugh at him if he fancies that tragedy is anything but the arranging of these elements in a manner which will be suitable to one another and to the whole.

      SOCRATES: But I do not suppose that they would be rude or abusive to him: Would they not treat him as a musician a man who thinks that he is a harmonist because he knows how to pitch the highest and lowest note; happening to meet such an one he would not say to him savagely, 'Fool, you are mad!' But like a musician, in a gentle and harmonious tone of voice, he would answer: 'My good friend, he who would be a harmonist must certainly know this, and yet he may understand nothing of harmony if he has not got beyond your stage of knowledge, for you only know the preliminaries of harmony and not harmony itself.'

      First thing that struck me was that as soon as it's suggested there's a code, I think I see a code. Plato didn't contribute enough already? He had to encrypt a jingle or an opera ... or a love song into one of his dialogues that happens to be about love?Plato... some kind of freak savant... or the triple threat of his day.

    94. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I think the wars and failures of the various empires combined with numerous plagues had more to do with the slowdown than Plato or Aristotle. Even then, one is still giving the Enlightenment too much credit, as they tended to discount military advances which had practical impacts (e.g., engineering). I think this is a cool article which talks about some of the developments that happened over time. The history of logic article is neat, too. You can see how little theory Europe contributed during the early Middle Ages pretty easily. But theory isn't everything.

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    95. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by nicomachus · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, as if it weren't wrong enough already, Socrates was not executed for heresy but for corruption of youth.

      Actually, the charge appears to have included both of these, to judge by Plato's Apology: corrupting the youth, not worshiping the gods the state worships, worshiping "strange" gods, and for good measure "making the weaker argument the stronger".

    96. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Twilight of the Idols is on my "to-read" list - if I ever do find a mention of it in there I'll post it on here.

    97. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those Greeks were homosexuals.

    98. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Oh, and read your link again. The "praises only once" thing is mentioned in there as an error of another writer!

    99. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on how hard you swing it.

    100. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      I'm *not* one to defend the Greeks, by any means whatsoever, and I agree that their mistakes steered Western science in a very wrong direction that required ages to correct.

      Still, I'm not sure that's a fair criticism you made of the Socratic method. That sounds like a teacher implementing it poorly, if they don't intervene in the bullshitting to bring it back to reality. The Socratic method is a great way, nevertheless, to guide students through the thought process of how discoveries were made, and thus to better ground their knowledge beyond a collection of facts.

      If students understand the grounding behind the knowledge, they can better remember it and adapt to it. Think about e.g. being taught the formula for a cone ex cathedra vs. having to consider different ways to derive it, what's the right and wrong way, and finally being gently guided to the answer.

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    101. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Said Aristotle unto Plato, "Have another sweet potato."
      Said Plato unto Aristotle, "Thank you, I prefer the bottle."

    102. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by catmistake · · Score: 1

      The Kierkegaard note stuck out as blatantly false to me, but I thought with as many times as Nietzsche mentions Plato, maybe he never praises Plato.

    103. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

      In 2000 or so years, after a global series of overlapping dark ages, some religious holocausts and continent-wide genocides, it is likely there will be at least 3 distinct sources in archaeological sites of this figure called "Joe Sixpack" who lived in North America and liked hunting squirrels, was satirized in popular culture as a bumpkin, and was disliked for his humble teachings.

      Similar to Confucious, and Laozi, and Jesus, and the Buddha, long-branch attraction eradicates actual identities. Some people with these names surely existed, but we have no way of historically reconstructing any of them accurately - you have to ask yourself, perhaps there were two men named Socrates who both lived at the same time and the same place. How would we know which one was the real Socrates? We wouldn't - which is a nice way of saying that even if there were one single Socrates, he's probably unlike our historical conception.

    104. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by marian · · Score: 1

      Interesting tidbit: The only record of Socrates is in the writings of Plato, and is very possibly just a screen for Plato's own ideas. It's easier to avoid execution when saying the things you're writing about are someone else's opinions rather than claiming them for your own. It's highly likely that Socrates never actually existed.

      See? I did actually get something out of my degree in Philosophy. :)

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    105. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Close enough. paragraph 4

    106. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression, perhaps erroneous, that Socrates was forced to take Hemlock, not because of heresy, but rather because he had a particularly "bad" habit of continuously pointing out the weak logic used by his fellow citizens and got a few too many of them pissed off because he made them look like fools. Greeks at the time had so many different Gods that it seems highly unlikely that praying to the wrong one was much of an issue.

      Anyone aware of ancient letters on this point?

    107. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're talking Ancient Greek it would have been 'moros'. The word 'Moron' allegedly comes direct from the Ancient Greek... it's the accusative form of 'moros', meaning dull, stupid.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron_(psychology)

    108. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      There was nothing unintentional about it. Socrates describes himself as a gadfly in Plato's 'Defence of Socrates'. It seems to have been his signature style...

      Also, Socrates was 70 and, according to Xenophon, was committing the ancient Athenian version of 'suicide by cop'.

      Xenophon describes Socrates as saying that '[i]f my years are prolonged, I know that the frailties of old age will inevitably be realised, - that my vision must be less perfect and my hearing less keen, that I shall be slower to learn and more forgetful of what I have learned. If I perceive my decay and take to complaining, how... could I any longer take pleasure in life?'

      http://www.springerlink.com/content/x7286wq826173461/

    109. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      I don't really see that as saying the same thing (Plato vs. Socrates for one!). The other thing with Nietzsche is that he's not often so subtle at damning something that he dislikes - and that often things that you might see as being derogatory from other people's pens have to be evaluated in a different way when you consider Nietzsche's ideas about human values. Sure, he isn't saying that he totally agrees with Socrates - that would be very surprising - but what IS written there is simply an analysis of what Socrates constructed and what his impetus would have been to do so.

    110. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by causality · · Score: 1

      How are you supposed to "go your own way" when Jesus teaches as a fact that people can be resurrected, and Aristotle teaches as a fact that the world is flat, is the center of universe, and that fossils spontaneously generate?

      By understanding that anytime anyone tells you anything, you are hearing that one person's perception based on that one person's worldview until and unless objective fact and sound reasoning backs it up. Because the world is not flat, you will have no objective facts or sound reasoning to back up the proposition of the world being flat. It would forever remain that person's personal belief with no danger of convincing you of a lie.

      That is true unless you possess the character defect of being impressed by someone's personality, fame, self-assuredness, or social status. Then you have no true self-hood and derive your identity from a world someone else has to describe for you. Then you make a virtual deity out of him in the sense that you consider his words to be beyond question. In the USA you're unusual if you don't do that with celebrities, athletes, politicians, and religious leaders. In the USA there are not many real individuals, just followers in various cults of personality.

      Some things you can't investigate yourself, and when all the authorities lie to you, when every scientific book cites and expands upon these fantasies, you basically live in a sort of alternate-reality Matrix.

      The only reason why an authority is an authority is because they can use some form of force or political power, usually the political power that comes with consensus and bandwagon appeal. Force and political power do not determine objective truth and never have. They are about obedience and acceptance of fashionable doctrine only.

      While Plato's Cave might show you the door out, he immediately seals it with a pile of crap about "forms". Even robots need some good input.

      Robots need to learn that being an automaton is not really in their nature and does not lead to true joy. Free independent thought is something of a birthright for us. This is evidenced by the tremendous effort, propaganda/advertising, indoctrination, and grand authority structures necessary to deprive people of it.

      Of course authorities lie. It's in their nature. The kind of people who should have authority and could be trusted with it are the same kind of people who do not desire power over others. So what you get are the very worst kind of people being attracted to the most powerful positions of authority. They will create a legal, political, and social climate designed to protect that status quo. You don't need Plato or a cave to see this for yourself.

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    111. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by cusco · · Score: 1

      someone must have passed him a recording!

      Actually they may have been fairly close to accurate. Public speakers before the Age Of Radio knew that their words were going to be repeated from memory, and chose those words to minimize inaccuracy and distortion. In some cultures (Polynesia and Pacific Northwest Indians, IIRC) important speeches were delivered in a form that made it easy to convert to song.

      Europeans generally give pretty short shrift to non-written historical accounts, but many of them turn out to be amazingly accurate. For example Polynesians could travel from island to island just following a chant or song, even though no one else had made that journey for a century or more. Genealogical accounts from widely separated peoples in Asia and the Southeast Asian Archipelago match, even though the tribes haven't communicated in centuries.

      Once literacy sets in the talents of oral history seem to fall by the wayside. It's almost impossible to trace the route of Odysseus today, and the geographic information in the Bible is ludicrous, for two examples.

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    112. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      I'm *not* one to defend the Greeks, by any means whatsoever, and I agree that their mistakes steered Western science in a very wrong direction that required ages to correct.

      Erm... how?

      From my understanding the Greek ideas were excellent but they lacked the organisation and ambition to create great scientific or technological works. The Greeks were happy to think about things that they found personally interesting and potentially "enlightening" but their use of the knowledge was pretty selfish overall. Then Charlemagne comes along with his massive ambitions for Christianity, and when you have a monotheism like that and the will to spread it and enforce it shit gets done. Eventually, this idea of "external" truths and working to build something great gets sublimated into other ambitions when some of the Greek ideas are rediscovered.

    113. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      I still think it only works in one-on-one instruction. And even then its too slow to ever reach the enormous amount of knowledge that has been accumulated. Socrates's own use usually seems to have led to his students being baffled more than coming to any deeper understanding. Maybe there are situations where it works in a classroom, but many teachers play Socrates 99% of the time.

    114. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, do a bit of research on Democritus and Aristarchus. Came up with heliocentrism and a basic atomic theory, about 2000 years before Copernicus. Plato and Aristotle were largely responsible for getting rid of their empirical, fact based approach to knowledge.

    115. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by evil_breeds · · Score: 1

      Aristotle was a student of Plato

      Wait a minute, those people were real?

      Even more, they were rational!

      This kind of shit is why I keep coming back to slashdot. Well played!

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    116. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      "Plato could only harm himself with that if people had any real self-hood." I'm sure Nietzche had something to say about self-hood in this situation......

    117. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      "There are no gods, and the lightning is not a sign of Zeus' displeasure, it's just [insert somewhat reasonable-sounding theory here]'

      It might be harder to commit convincing heresy in a multitheistic belief system (because you always have the 'but my preferred god says that' argument), but it's certainly not difficult. It might be even easier because rather than one god you have to believe in, there's a whole pantheon.

      For some examples, check out Aristophanes' Clouds. Aristophanes was obviously not accurately reporting Socrates' arguments - he was writing a comedy - but it gives you an idea. In this example, Strepsiades is the fall guy.

      SOCRATES: [The Clouds] are the only goddesses; all the rest are pure myth.
      STREPSIADES: But by the Earth! is our father, Zeus, the Olympian, not a god?
      SOCRATES: Zeus! what Zeus! Are you mad? There is no Zeus.
      STREPSIADES: What are you saying now? Who causes the rain to fall? Answer me that!
      SOCRATES: Why, the Clouds, and I will prove it. Have you ever seen it raining without clouds? Let Zeus then cause rain with a clear sky and without their presence!
      STREPSIADES: By Apollo! that is powerfully argued! For my own part, I always thought it was Zeus pissing into a sieve. But tell me, who is it makes the thunder, which I so much dread?
      SOCRATES: The Clouds, when they roll one over the other.
      STREPSIADES: But how can that be? you most daring among men!
      SOCRATES: Being full of water, and forced to move along[...] they bump each other heavily and burst with great noise.
      STREPSIADES: But is it not Zeus who forces them to move?
      SOCRATES: Not at all; it's the aerial Whirlwind.
      STREPSIADES: The Whirlwind! ah! I did not know that. So Zeus, it seems, has no existence, and its the Whirlwind that reigns in his stead? But you have not yet told me what makes the roll of the thunder?
      SOCRATES: Have you not understood me then? I tell you, that the Clouds, when full of rain, bump against one another, and that, being inordinately swollen out, they burst with a great noise. Take yourself as an example. When you have heartily gorged on stew at the Panathenaea, you get throes of stomach-ache and then suddenly your belly resounds with prolonged rumbling.
      STREPSIADES: Yes, yes, by Apollo I suffer, I get colic, then the stew sets to rumbling like thunder and finally bursts forth with a terrific noise. At first, it's but a little gurgling pappax, pappax! then it increases, papapappax! and when I take my crap, why, it's thunder indeed, papapappax! pappax!! papapappax!!! just like the clouds.
      SOCRATES: Well then, reflect what a noise is produced by your belly, which is but small. Shall not the air, which is boundless, produce these mighty claps of thunder?
      STREPSIADES: And this is why the names are so much alike: crap and clap. But tell me this. Whence comes the lightning, the dazzling flame, which at times consumes the man it strikes, at others hardly singes him. Is it not plain, that Zeus is hurling it at the perjurers?
      SOCRATES: If Zeus strikes at the perjurers, why has he not blasted Simon, Cleonymus and Theorus? Of a surety, greater perjurers cannot exist. No, he strikes his own temple, and Sunium, the promontory of Athens, and the towering oaks. Now, why should he do that? An oak is no perjurer.
      STREPSIADES: I cannot tell, but it seems to me well argued. What is the lightning then?
      SOCRATES: When a dry wind ascends to the Clouds and gets shut into them, it blows them out like a bladder; finally, being too confined, it bursts them, escapes with fierce violence and a roar to flash into flame by reason of its own impetuosity.
      STREPSIADES: Ah, that's just what happened to me one day. It was at the feast of Zeus! I was cooking a sow's belly for my family and I had forgotten to slit it open. It swelled out and, suddenly bursting, discharged itself right into my eyes and burnt my face.

    118. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, but teaching children heresy is corruption of children.

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    119. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      From my understanding the Greek ideas were excellent but they lacked the organisation and ambition to create great scientific or technological works. ...

      No, the idea of all celestial bodies including the "fixed stars" revolving in perfect circles around earth, "because a circle is the most perfect thing", and then not bothering to collect the empirical data to check its validity ... no, that wasn't a good idea.

      The idea that everything's made out of earth, fire, wind, and water, and don't bother testing the implications systematically? Not good either. Etc, etc.

      And no, you can't excuse them on the grounds that they didn't have the resources to "get shit done" -- even when governments had such resources, it took centuries of Enlightenment scientists ("natural philosophers" as they called themselves) to correct the errors of the Greeks *before* they made progress in any of the areas on which the Greeks spoke. The Enlightenent would have made progress a lot faster if they never knew about the Greeks' science and had to start from scratch.

      Of course, their *math* was great, and Archimedes was great, but that's about it.

      Frankly, it's an embarassment that philosophers still take their ideas seriously. It's like, somehow they got everything wrong that could be tested ... but they *must* have been correct about philosophy, right? Uh, no.

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    120. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by DG · · Score: 1

      That's really... very funny.

      Funnier even that I can't tell which of the two is being mocked...

      DG

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    121. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by gundersd · · Score: 1

      This thread is beginning to get complex.

    122. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Plato's story, before taking the poison, Socrates asks his companions to pay a debt to Asclepius with a chicken.

      Some interpret this as indication that he had been ill for some time and used the veredict to get the poison as a way of escaping pain, old age and suffering...

    123. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 0

      Frankly, it's an embarassment that philosophers still take their ideas seriously. It's like, somehow they got everything wrong that could be tested ... but they *must* have been correct about philosophy, right? Uh, no.

      I think most philosophers would be offended if you accused them of taking ancient Greek philosophy seriously.

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    124. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Ok, my last thin attempt at defending my crazy postulate as

      If Nietzsche felt Socrates was mearly the mouthpiece for Plato, then, even as off the wall as it sounds, maybe he was using Socrates as his earpiece as well.

    125. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Socrates doesn't offer a libation to the gods--he asks the jailer/executioner, but the jailer/executioner says there isn't enough.

      Semantics. As far as I'm concerned, and in my reading, he made the offer. He didn't follow through based on the jailer's statement. The point was that one of his crimes was heresy (or at least impiety) and in more than one utterance, Socrates was shown to be quite pious and very conscious of the dictates of faith leading up to his death.

    126. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Jhon · · Score: 1

      My understanding (someone correct me?) is that the Athenians offered him a choice between
      1. admitting that he was in the wrong and then being exiled for life, or
      2. drinking hemlock - had he not drunk it himself, he would have been forced

      That's not accurate -- my memory of The Apology, while aged, I'm still pretty sure is spot on.

      The way it worked was the the "accuser" selected a sentence then the "guilty" selected a sentence. Then "jury" would choose.

      His prosecutor, Melitus, proposed death. Socrates first offered a reward for himself and family, thus insulting his "jury". He then offered an insulting small amount -- then his friends (Plato and Crito among them) got him to up the fine to something less insulting and promised they would cover it of Socrates couldn't. The jury then selected death (more so than found him guilty -- which means a number of people who voted him not-guilty voted him to die).

      In the Crito, Crito made it clear that escape was common enough and the authorities didn't care as long as you lived in exile -- and Crito was concerned he'd be accused of being a bad friend for not helping Socrates escape -- and that no one would believe him if he claimed Socrates refused.

      I'm sure if I'm misrepresenting this, someone will correct me, but I'm fairly sure I've nailed it.

    127. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      A better target would have been Constantine. He was the one who transformed Christianity from a persecuted sect into the official state religion of the Roman Empire.

    128. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      They didn't bother testing things because they didn't care that much about whether things were practically applicable in the universe (excepting Aristotle, who did enjoy collecting data).

      I still don't see how you could say that they set things back, especially when there were so many competing ideas WITHIN Greek philosophy - some were picked up on straight away and others only resurfaced later on. There was room for advancement, but that is always true.

    129. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      They didn't bother testing things because they didn't care that much about whether things were practically applicable in the universe (excepting Aristotle, who did enjoy collecting data).

      It doesn't matter that they didn't care about practical applications; my point is about the *validity* of their claims about nature. They didn't even check to see if they were actually true!

      I still don't see how you could say that they set things back, especially when there were so many competing ideas WITHIN Greek philosophy - some were picked up on straight away and others only resurfaced later on.

      To the extent that there was competition, none of them presented anything that would distinguish any one idea. You don't get credit for "the idea of the atom" just because you said, as some Greeks did, that "hey, you know, there's only so many times you can divide something". What matters is the actual scientific *substantiation* you present for such suppositions, and the Greeks didn't provide any. The fact that someone later hit on the ideas through a *valid* epistemology is no credit to those who guessed it based on mysticism or aesthetic considerations.

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    130. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Okay, fair point, I'll have to agree then. I was incorrectly equating a) the Socratic method in general use, with b) how I would plan to carry out the Socratic method on subjects that have actual real-world grounding.

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    131. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by nicomachus · · Score: 1

      Interesting tidbit: The only record of Socrates is in the writings of Plato,

      No, Socrates appears as a character in Aristophanes' Clouds (and the whole point behind Attic comedies is to make fun of real people), Plato's contemporary Xenophon wrote a good deal about Socrates, and some sections of Socratic dialogues written by Aeschines of Sphettos still exist. Aristotle was born over a decade after Socrates' death, but that puts him far closer in time than us, and he never questions that Socrates existed.

      See? I did actually get something out of my degree in Philosophy.

      A little more history of philosophy might have helped.

    132. Re:Socrates, not Aristotle by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Well, it clearly wasn't that funny - Clouds did pretty badly in competition :)

      Aristophanes was mocking everybody in sight as far as I can tell - Strepsiades' name means 'twisting' or 'scheming'. He is a weak man trying to pull the wool over his creditors' eyes dishonestly, and throughout the play he reaches for whatever seems to offer the best short-term advantage. The play tends to upset people because of its portrayal of Socrates, but it's pretty well offensive to everybody involved.

  2. Wrong teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Socrates, not Aristotle

  3. what the fuck? by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2

    Plato was always talking about mathematics being the language of God, mathematics explaining the heavens, mathematics being central to philosophy, etc. What he got wrong was assuming that something seductively appealing and simple from a mathematical PoV should be assumed to explain the world, rather than actually incorporating empirical evidence to test his models. Whence the Platonic model of the planets, etc.

    1. Re:what the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Plato's secret message said:

      Dontforgettodrinkyourovaline

    2. Re:what the fuck? by pinkj · · Score: 1

      This whole "code cracking" smells fishy. Too close to Nostradamus nonsense for me.

    3. Re:what the fuck? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      And that whole "let no one ignorant of geometry enter here" thing...

    4. Re:what the fuck? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "code-cracking" seems relatively solid. For instance:

      There is a literature, carefully reviewed by Balashov and briefly by Herz-Fischler, on the question of whether the Divided Line in the Republic was meant to be divided at the Golden Mean ... Surprisingly, the Republic's discussion of the Divided Line begins at 61.7 percent of the way through the text.[88] By itself, this could be a coincidence, but the other dialogues typically contain allusions to the Golden Mean near 61.8p.

      A passage in the Parmenides at the location of the Golden Mean recalls Euclid's language:
      Parmenides (61.7-61.8p): The One is equal and greater and less than itself ... And if greater and less and equal, it would be of equal measures and more and less than itself ... and in number less and more ...

      The problem is... so what if there's a code? All it means is that Plato indulged in some sort of "numbers are nifty, math is mystical, knowledge is immortality" spirituality, possibly with some secret-society angles, codes, structure, blahblahblah. I'll believe that, and it's an interesting fact, but what does that have to do with the price of gas today? It's just fodder for a little more New Age gibberish, I'm sure.

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    5. Re:what the fuck? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's a favourite trick of the Nostradamus crowd too - they typically contain something that we can interpret as....

    6. Re:what the fuck? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      From the sound of it its not a "bible code" kind of code but more a mathematical/musical approach to writing.

    7. Re:what the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plato was simply exploring the same beauty of phi (1/2 (1+5)) which has entranced and inspired 'modern' thought throughout time. The ratio is everywhere...

    8. Re:what the fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but more a mathematical/musical approach to writing.

      like poetry.

    9. Re:what the fuck? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Plato's model of the heavens was excusable considering the lack of telescopes in the time. Plato also perhaps did not feel the unusual movements of the planets needing explanation, which would have gone away with heliocentric model. The first good empirical evidence came from Galileo's observations, such as observing the phases of Venus, and the circular orbits of the moons of Jupiter. Which supported a heliocentric model of the solar system.

      Plato's thinking laid the foundation for our civilization today, which I can't help but find comparable to the peak of Greece and Rome, before their fall. So I ask, is there some equivalent thinker alive in modern times, possibly even now, laying the foundation for a future civilization after the next dark age or whatever will befall our current unsustainable civilization? A telling prerequisite would be that the ideas are so forward thinking they would seem threatening to our status quo.

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    10. Re:what the fuck? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Does this have anything to do with Platonic relationships?

    11. Re:what the fuck? by EEDAm · · Score: 1

      Fucking *never* had much to do with platonic relationships...

    12. Re:what the fuck? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, he makes some pretty gross assumption.

      Namely that the writers would maximize every single area of every scroll. While one would hope so, it doesn't bear up to the way people have behaved throughout history.

      Why he makes the assumption seems to be omitted.

      However, for historians it is very interesting and relevant to their studies. IF true, and frankly he needs more review. I can find everything about you by 'deciphering' Moby Dick.

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  4. Dan Brown just came. by MessedRocker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dan Brown just came.

    1. Re:Dan Brown just came. by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, right, because the first thing he is worried about is having some basis in reality.

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    2. Re:Dan Brown just came. by inode_buddha · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Did you get any on you?

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    3. Re:Dan Brown just came. by gijoel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well in an eerie parrellel to Dan Brown's novel, the scientist only made this discovery after being chased around Athens by an Albino.

      Turns out the poor guy was trying to give his wallet back.

    4. Re:Dan Brown just came. by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that we will soon have a book and a movie in which the protagonist spends five meaningless minutes in every tourist trap in Athens, encounters a murderer and a clue in each one of them, and gets to kiss the pretty archaeologist at the end ? I suppose it will do something for the Greek economy...

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  5. PhilosoFAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Socrates, ffs! Plato's teacher was Socrates!
    Socrates --> Plato --> Aristotle

    1. Re:PhilosoFAIL by bytesex · · Score: 1

      It goes further:

      Socrates -> Plato -> Aristotle -> Alexander the Great

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  6. Hmmm by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's all Greek to me.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      tg;dr?

  7. Riiiiight by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Right, and Dan Brown is always right in his books.

    According to Wikipedia

    The oldest surviving manuscript for about half of Plato's dialogues is the Clarke Plato (MS. E. D. Clarke 39), which was written in Constantinople in 895 and acquired by the Oxford University in 1809

    So lets see here, our oldest manuscript is over a thousand years old and we still think that we can accurately "decode" his code? Because everything was faithfully reproduced? Lets see here, some books of the Old Testament of the Bible were written in later than 500 BC and the dead sea scrolls date from around 150 BC - 70 AD depending on who you ask, making the Dead Sea Scrolls a more faithful reproduction more likely than our copies of Plato's writings.

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    1. Re:Riiiiight by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Informative

      By over a thousand years old, I was referring to a thousand years after Plato had died, not just the age of the manuscript.

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    2. Re:Riiiiight by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree. This is clearly a load of bullshit, but of course the idiotic will lap it up as they put it on the shelf next to other wonders of modern "scholarship" like the works of Erich von Daniken and David Icke.

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    3. Re:Riiiiight by vonWoland · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily, we have numerous texts and hundreds of years of scholarship. There is good consensus on what is and what is not authentic. This is not some sort of code like in an Enigma machine; you don't need a decoder ring. RTFA.

    4. Re:Riiiiight by magsol · · Score: 2, Funny

      It reminds me of the whole "Bible Code" fiasco. I'm of the opinion that if you want really to see a message in your soup, you will. But to everyone else, it's just another bowl of spaghetti-O's.

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    5. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What, you don't think George W. Bush is a reptilian?

      As for Erich von Daniken, his theories are far more sound than the things that the majority of humanity believes. After all, he believes that alien astronauts came in ancient times and influenced human development, and that this explains religious writings, such as the Wheel of Ezekiel.

      Compare this to a majority of Earth's population, who believe that various religious writings are actually real, and the work of an omnipotent, omniscient "god" (or gods), and that these gods have actually visited humans and still talk to them.

      Which one is the "kook"? It seems pretty obvious to me that Erich's ideas, while fairly silly-sounding, are less fantastical than the things that most living humans believe.

      If you don't buy Erich's ideas, what's your explanation for the Wheel of Ezekiel? The way I see it, there's three or four possibilities:
      1) (which just about all Christians believe, comprising at least 1 billion people) that Ezekiel really was visited by God.
      2) that Ezekiel was visited by an alien spacecraft.
      3) that Ezekiel was piss-drunk, or on some drug and hallucinating
      4) that Ezekiel was a shyster of some kind and was lying

      Obviously, #3 and #4 are the most plausible, and would fit Occam's Razor the best. However, if you have to choose between #1 and #2, which one is more plausible? #2, easily. Spacecraft are unlikely, but not impossible, and much more likely and allowable by the laws of physics than #1. However, at least a billion people (including most of the USA) believe #1. So if you think von Daniken is a nutcase, what does that say about most Americans, just about all Latin Americans, many Europeans, most Jews, etc.?

    6. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      at least a billion people (including most of the USA) believe #1.

      I'm fairly confident that most of the USA barely knows anything about Ezekial beyond vaguely recognizing his name as one of those guys in the old testament, much less having a clue what his wheel was.

    7. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it impossible that there is actually a God and that Ezekiel did meet it?

    8. Re:Riiiiight by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      If you read the PDFs, there's a lot of line-counting involved; apparently, all the works examined have similar concepts or tones at various portions of the way through. They then relate the tones of various passages to the Greek musical scale as understood at the time (harmonics, dissonance). Apparently they believe that the variance due to such things is within half a percent or so, and that they tend to balance each other out in each direction. The implication is that Plato was reasonably concerned with structuring his works to make pretty magic-number thingies happen. (It also might have helped that he was probably already planning how much space he would use when the scrolls were copied, since that was an expensive proposition at the time).

      The line-counting tool works off the letter counts, and (among other things) observed that a discussion of the Golden Mean in one work took place 61.7% of the way through one work (the mean itself being .618033989). How convenient.

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    9. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not impossible; nothing is.

      However, it's quite far-fetched. I don't think I need to go into any lengthy discussion about why it's much more far-fetched than the idea of alien astronauts.

      What I want to know is why so many people will quickly dismiss the writings of von Daniken as "crackpot" or whatever, but they never say anything about all the people who believe these religions. If you're going to go to the trouble of calling out von Daniken as a nutcase, then you need to be at least 3 times as strong in your criticism of all the believers in the worlds' religions, because their beliefs are far more unlikely than von Daniken's.

      Personally, I think Ezekiel was either drunk or lying, but I'm a little tired of people trashing "crackpot" theories, but then being perfectly OK with mainstream religious beliefs which are far more far-fetched than any "crackpot" theory, or at least never saying a word against them.

    10. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You know how I know you didn't read the paper?

      First off, because the author (Kennedy) doesn't ever talk about decoding anything.

      The author uses previous research into Platonic line length to arrive at 35 characters per line on average, and then he uses this line length as a metric into which to divide up the dialogues. So far he's very safe.

      He finds that numbers of lines in dialogues suddenly become very, very round and that the works can be broken apart easily, usually into twelfths. That's his first conclusion. The only major problem here is that he doesn't show his data but keeps pointing to "works in progress," which undermines his credibility somewhat, but not fatally. If what he publishes later bears all this out, he's golden.

      Later on, he uses spurious works attributed falsely to Plato as a control group to see whether or not the roundness of lines and the twelve-fold structure is valid, and he finds that the control group, in which he didn't expect to find the same characteristics as the experimental, indeed does not conform to the same principles. So far, so good.

      Kennedy looks at the twelve part structure and determines that ideas or shifts of tone seem to follow a progression strongly correlated to what we understand of ancient musical theory, which makes a lot of sense given that Plato knew some of this (Plato mentions Damon of Athens, a math/music theorist, repeatedly). Basically, he's connected a lot of dots that classicists already had in front of them but hadn't assembled yet.

      I have no clue where the fuck the Slashdot summary came from, but it's horribly, horribly wrong both in terms of summarizing the research and in terms of general history (Aristotle as Plato's teacher?).

      As for the age of the manuscripts—the whole point of the exercise is to work on larger chunks of ideas, not on individual characters like in those BS "Bible Code" shenanigans. While the exact character for character accuracy of ancient texts is a problem at times and for some texts (we call that textual criticism), it's not such a big deal for Plato, and it's definitely trivial when working at the scale of ideas and moods rather than individual characters.

    11. Re:Riiiiight by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > So lets see here, our oldest manuscript is over a thousand years old and we still think that we can accurately "decode" his code? Because everything was faithfully reproduced?

      That's kind of the entire point of writing to begin with.

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    12. Re:Riiiiight by zieroh · · Score: 1

      Much of the USA believes that everything in the Bible is literally true. It doesn't matter if they're not intimately familiar with everything in it; they believe it all.

      Some of the USA. Not most.

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    13. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pretty close to most. I've read estimates that place evangelicals at around 40% of the population, maybe a little less. That's just evangelicals; another 25-40% consists of other religions, though not fundamentalist. While non-fundamentalist Protestants may not believe the earth is 6500 years old, and may believe the Adam and Eve story is allegory, I'm pretty sure they believe most of the other crazy things, such as God appearing as a burning bush.

      Again, which is more plausible? God appears as a burning, talking bush, or someone was hallucinating, or flat-out lying to get people to do his bidding? Well, most of the USA believes the former.

    14. Re:Riiiiight by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's really equal evidence for 1 and 2 - none (but neither has been proven impossible). Really, there's no scientific basis right now to believe there's any way for human-like creatures to travel interstellar distances. I don't think that changes your core idea, but it really weakens your argument to prefer fiction that one group of people enjoy over fiction that another group of people enjoy.

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    15. Re:Riiiiight by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I'm a little tired of people trashing "crackpot" theories, but then being perfectly OK with mainstream religious beliefs which are far more far-fetched than any "crackpot" theory, or at least never saying a word against them"

      So many crackpots, so little time. The OP never said he was OK with religous myths, so how about you concentrate on your pet crackpots and let the OP concentrate on his?

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    16. Re:Riiiiight by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the Bible Code was all about "by twiddling this code we arrive at predictions about the future!!!" where as this was more "Plato's works are structured in twelfths; it sounds like he was one of those Pythagorean-Secret-Society types who conflated religion and math."

      No doubt this will be fodder for more "ooh secret-society" drama and such anyway.

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    17. Re:Riiiiight by fishexe · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of the whole "Bible Code" fiasco. I'm of the opinion that if you want really to see a message in your soup, you will. But to everyone else, it's just another bowl of spaghetti-O's.

      "There's a message in my alpha-bits! It says, 'oooOOooOOooo'..."
      "Peter, those are Cheeios."

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    18. Re:Riiiiight by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Two is a bit more likely than one because, while there is no proof of extraterrestrial life, we know at the very least sentient tool building life can exist. We don't even know if God is possible. It's analogous to a Middle Age person thinking humans can fly, vs. humans can walk on the moon.

    19. Re:Riiiiight by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      It's probably a combination of knowing someone who a member of a faith, so you don't want to think badly of them. Combined with with a belief that there's already plenty of religion is silly comments out there (even the mass media does it on occasion), so there's no need to add more.

    20. Re:Riiiiight by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

      If there is really something in those manuscripts, most probably it should come from the middle age when the church was "pretty strong". Now, from the link, I can't relate those discovered "internal counters" of the books' contents to claims like "the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics".

    21. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The slashdot summary comes from people who desperately, desperately need to make their case for a godless universe. They think they might have a friend in Plato. Maybe they do, maybe they don't.

    22. Re:Riiiiight by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I have no clue where the fuck the Slashdot summary came from, but it's horribly, horribly wrong both in terms of summarizing the research and in terms of general history

      I thought that was a given and did not need mentioning. ;)

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    23. Re:Riiiiight by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      As for the age of the manuscripts--the whole point of the exercise is to work on larger chunks of ideas, not on individual characters like in those BS "Bible Code" shenanigans.

      Whether you're working on individual words or larger chunks - it's the same shenanigans.
       

      While the exact character for character accuracy of ancient texts is a problem at times and for some texts (we call that textual criticism), it's not such a big deal for Plato

      No, we don't call that textual criticism. Textual criticism is the process of comparing the contents of multiple copies of a manuscript in order to attempt to eliminate the errors that arise in copying and recover the original contents. Character for character accuracy need not apply.
       

      it's definitely trivial when working at the scale of ideas and moods rather than individual characters.

      Except 'ideas and moods' are markings overlaid by later scholars based on assumptions, biases, and beliefs - they aren't something unequivocally part of the original text and they sure as hell aren't something mathematical that you can subsequently treat mathematically.

    24. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I completely disagree. While both are highly implausible given our current knowledge, #2 is far more plausible, as it only posits the existence of advanced technology, and life that developed on another planet (or moon). It doesn't even require FTL; the aliens could be living in giant interstellar generation ships for all we know, travelling at sublight speeds and taking eons to go from star to star, and only waking the aliens up when there's something for them to explore. Or the aliens could be immortal, which again is completely plausible; there's nothing that says aging is necessary for all life, and genetic engineering could eliminate aging from humans one day.

      #1 is far more implausible. It posits the existence of omnipotent, omniscient beings. That's quite a big step from alien life.

      And saying there's no way for human-like creatures to cross interstellar distances is just plain ridiculous. For one, only 200 years ago, no one thought it was possible to travel to the moon. For another, traveling interstellar distances is completely possible even for us, with technology not much more advanced than what we have. The only thing we lack is the engineering expertise, and the will to do it. It really wouldn't be that hard for us to build a giant generation ship in the L2 position, complete with a rotating structure to simulate gravity, and then launch it to Alpha Centauri with ion drive. It would require an enormous amount of resources, mainly for putting all that mass in orbit. Plus, you'd have to find a bunch of volunteers willing to take the mission knowing they'd never come back, and they might not make it, but their children or grandchildren would.

    25. Re:Riiiiight by Raffaello · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I want to know is why so many people will quickly dismiss the writings of von Daniken as "crackpot" or whatever, but they never say anything about all the people who believe these religions.

      Because Erik von Daniken's supporters don't number in the millions and carry guns.

    26. Re:Riiiiight by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      Only post to this article that should be modded +5 informative, and it's scored +1.

      Please mod parent up!

    27. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The author uses previous research into Platonic line length to arrive at 35 characters per line on average, and then he uses this line length as a metric into which to divide up the dialogues. So far he's very safe.

      He finds that numbers of lines in dialogues suddenly become very, very round and that the works can be broken apart easily, usually into twelfths. That's his first conclusion. The only major problem here is that he doesn't show his data but keeps pointing to "works in progress," which undermines his credibility somewhat, but not fatally.

      I have just now attempted to check the accuracy of the article's counts. They're not staggeringly good.

      I have taken the TLG text of the Symposium, stripped everything but letters of the Greek alphabet, divided it into 35-character chunks (not finished yet, since I'm having to do it manually; Unicode Greek causes serious hiccups in automated search-and-replaces done with regular expressions).

      Kennedy claims that in the Symposium "Pausanias’ speech is aligned with the point two-twelfths of the way through the dialogue," which according to Kennedy is 2400 lines long. Based on that, Pausanias' speech should start very close to line 400. In fact it starts at line 377, an error of -23 lines. Not miles off, but hardly exact enough to be very striking. Eryximachos' speech is supposed to start at the three-twelfths point, i.e. line 600; in fact it starts at line 619, i.e. an error of +19 lines.

      If we're allowed to have errors ranging from -23 to +19 in 200-line chunks, there's really no argument to be based on precision. Colour me unimpressed.

    28. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep, I think that's exactly the reason right there. Not the guns part, but simply because the religion supporters number in the billions (not millions), and this somehow gives them legitimacy.

      Because von Daniken's supporters are few, they're easy targets for ridicule. But because the religionists number in the billions, the same people don't want to ridicule them, even though the religionists' beliefs are far more ridiculous.

    29. Re:Riiiiight by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      That von Daniken was a nut job isn't an observation on all nutjobs. I think much of the Bible is myth, fabrication and exaggeration, and I put it in the category of reliability along side the various other myths. In all cases, it's possible that the people mentioned were real, and in some cases, as with the Apostles, it's pretty certain that they were actual people, but there are so many layers of storytelling and legend that it's all but impossible to determine what the actual truth is. You can, to some degree, make out certain motifs that certainly can tell you a considerable amount about the culture that created the myths and legends, but determining historicity is incredibly difficult in all such cases.

      At any rate, Von Daniken was still a lunatic, or more likely a very clever guy who saw where borderline crackpots like Thor Heyerdahl had gone and realized there's good money in selling wild-ass fabrications to legions of incredibly gullible morons. In fact, the entire New Age industry is based on fooling idiots.

      David Icke, on the other hand, I think is probably a schizophrenic, and sadly seems to actually believe the babbling insanity he spouts. That doesn't stop him from taking money from ultra-right wing anti-Semitic fascist types, and all the power to him. Even the mentally ill have to make a living. Just as Ezekiel... :)

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    30. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While his theories may be interesting and plausible, they should not be credited to him, Erich is a known fraudster who found a way to make a quick buck, and has several times falsified evidence to try and get people to believe his claims.

    31. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Just reading the Wiki page about von Daniken tells me he's probably in it for the money. He even admitted in one case (according to the Wiki article) that he had "embellished" his story about some cave to generate more interest in his book.

      Icke, as you say, appears to have serious mental problems.

      And who knows, maybe Ezekiel was the same kind of person. Will people 2000 years from now believe Icke's writings to be true, the way people now believe old books to be true and the Word of God?

    32. Re:Riiiiight by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you actually read Chariots of the Gods? A lot of what Von Daniken was claiming isn't even physically possible (ie. his UFO's parting the Red Sea crapola). Von Daniken was writing trash, and the chief difference between that and the Bible is that most of those selling Bible stories are at least sincere, whereas Von Daniken was one of the first major figures to take advantage of the credulity of the New Agers to sell them outrageous pap. I know that's a fairly subjective comparison, but really both sets of claims are pretty absurd. Von Daniken was about as interested in the laws of physics as the writers of the Pentateuch.

      In some ways Von Daniken was even worse. He just went around looking at pictures of Mesoamerican, Egyptian and Babylonian art and writing and just invented his own narrative that had virtually nothing at all to do with the cultural art and motifs he was ripping off. He was like a lot of New Age types, who just crib together their own half-assed belief systems out of the spare parts of real cultures and civilizations, with little interest in the actual myths and rituals themselves. One can be reasonably sure that the Hebrews, Sumerians, Inca, Maya, Egyptians and so forth actually believed their fanciful stories about the world and their own origins, even if the accounts at times truly defy our knowledge of science and history. At least there is sincerity, but Von Daniken was cynically profiting from the gullible, and had about as much interest in science and history as a con-man running a pyramid scheme has in helping the people he fools turn a profit.

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    33. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Addendum: I've now divided the Symposium into 35-character lines. This dialogue, which Kennedy talks about on pages 7-8, 10-11, 14-15, and 17-18, works out as follows. I offer no interpretation of the differences between Kennedy's claims and the actual figures, except to acknowledge a very approximate correlation.

      Total length of dialogue

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 10): 2400 lines.
      • Actual: 2375 lines plus 2 characters (error: -25 lines).

      Pausanias' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 7): begins at line 400, lasts 200 lines.
      • Actual: begins at 377 (-23), ends at 599, i.e. lasts 222 lines (+22).

      Eryximachos' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 7): begins at line 600, lasts 200 lines ("including the repartee over Aristophanes' hiccups": cherry-picking?).
      • Actual: speech extends 619-758 (139 lines); repartee extends 599-778, i.e. 179 lines (-21).

      Aristophanes' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (pp. 7-8): begins at line 800.
      • Actual: begins at 778 (-22).

      Agathon's speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 8): ends at line 1200.
      • Actual: ends at 1180 (-20).

      Socrates' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 8): lasts 600 lines "including his conversations with Agathon and Diotima".
      • Actual: extends lines 1180-1833, i.e. 653 lines (+53).

      Alcibiades' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 8): lasts 400 lines.
      • Actual: extends lines 1955-2302, i.e. 347 lines (-53).
    34. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Have you actually read Chariots of the Gods? A lot of what Von Daniken was claiming isn't even physically possible (ie. his UFO's parting the Red Sea crapola).

      Sorry, no. That's pretty funny actually, about the Red Sea. I was just addressing the idea of "alien astronauts" in general. I also believe the Wiki article about him mentioned the Ezekiel story, which is why I used that example. I'm not about to buy one of this guy's books.

      Thanks for the insight about him though. Very interesting.

    35. Re:Riiiiight by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      1)...that Ezekiel really was visited by God.
        more likely and allowable by the laws of physics than #1.

      It's not inconceivable that "God" is the sys admin in a 4D world/universe to the emulation project that we otherwise call "Universe". "The Sims" on steroids. This sys admin could have decided to fuck with Ezekiel one day just to see how he'd describe it.
         

    36. Re:Riiiiight by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      The /. summary comes from the summary at the University of Manchester, you know, the link? It's the institution Kennedy works at, so...it's not untoward to expect that the press release from his employer about his work be somewhat accurate. And from reading that summary...I call bollocks. The problem, as I see it, is that he is extrapolating one or two steps beyond what is provable and safe. It's one thing to say that the rhythm of Plato's writings was informed by ancient musical theory. That's fine, I buy that. It fits with much of what we know about classical rules of harmony in art, architecture, poetry, etc. There's a mathematical simplicity to it all that makes it clean, and beautiful. It's not surprising that Plato would employ similar tools in his writing. But it's a huge big farking leap to say that his employ of (for his time) contemporary good taste and aesthetics is a demonstration of some secret philosophy and gospel. It's those sorts of tremendous leaps where I part company with literary analysts.

    37. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This, and your addendum below, show that Kennedy's paper needs tables of data and a clearer explanation of methods. K claims on pp. 9 and 10 that these numbers come out evenly, with only a 1%-2% error; either he's just wrong, or he's employed some other techniques to determine line length that what he reveals in this paper. His footnote 35, "My work in progress will discuss the principles determining the absolute lengths of the dialogues," points to the possibility of the latter, but this paper shouldn't have passed peer review with the lack of clarity it possesses because of his reluctance to explain his work other than to promise forthcoming materials. Peer review should have involved checking the calculations according to the methods provided in the article—what the parent and sibling post here on Slashdot carried out in an evening—and recommended against publishing until the methodology and data were transparent.

      This doesn't necessarily invalidate K's theories about the structures Plato might have used for organizing his text, but it is too sloppy to buy into as it's written. Has anyone run the calculations to see whether the Golden Ratio occurs where K claims that it does? That would be a good touchstone for how well (either in terms of clarity or honesty) K is representing his methodology.

    38. Re:Riiiiight by lgw · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to argue that immortal aliens are more plausible than the existance of some God? That would seem to be a silly argument to even get involved in.

      As for as interstellar travel - you can tell all the science fiction stories you want, but the actual math doesn't work for it, given physics as we know it. The energy requirements are just too huge. Just to move a small-ish spaceship (say 1000 tons) from here to the nearest star in a human lifetime would take the entire current energy output of the planet for over a decade with a science-fiction drive with antimatter fuel and near lightspeed exhaust.

      With something believable like an ion drive, the energy required goes up orders of magnitude (the ship would consist almost entirely of fuel), to the point where we're back to science fiction to explain where the energy came from and how it was stored. Plus you still need science-fiction force fields to explain how the hull remains intact at the speed the ship would travel, and that doesn't seem like a low-power application.

      A generation ship actually makes the problem worse, not better. Increasing the time by 100-fold only decreases the energy by 10-fold, and a generation ship would need to be quite a bit more than 10 times as large to be indefinitely self-sustaining. Plus there's no actual evidence that anything smaller than a planet can be indefinitely self-sustaining, so if you're telling science-fiction stories, why not go straight to suspended animation?

      So, yes it's easy to imagine and invent cool stories about interstellar travel, but it's all as speculative as God existing. All you really seem to be saying is "but SF stories are cool, and religious stories are uncool".

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    39. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Addendum to the addendum: those interested in verifying my results may find it useful to have the Symposium chunked into 35-character lines. plain text; ODT version; PDF version.

    40. Re:Riiiiight by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      You missed (5) He was having a "vision" during an epileptic fit. There is reason to believe a high percentage of the prophets and seers of old "suffered" from epilepsy.

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    41. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to argue that immortal aliens are more plausible than the existance of some God? That would seem to be a silly argument to even get involved in.

      Why wouldn't they be?

      After all, we evolved on this planet. There's billions of galaxies just within our view, each with billions of stars. It's pretty silly to think there's no aliens at all, anywhere (whether they've visited us is another matter).

      And immortality is easy. You just have to figure out how to eliminate aging. (I'm not talking Highlander immortality where you can get blown up or have your limbs chopped off and be fine, as long as your head doesn't get severed, I'm just talking about the elimination of the aging process.) This isn't that hard a problem compared to interstellar travel. And aging might be something unique to us. After all, many bacteria here on Earth are effectively immortal in the right conditions; it's just the multicellular lifeforms that have a problem. The solution could also be technological in nature, involving periodic replacement of organs or even a brain transplant or whatever. If the aliens can figure out how to build giant colony ships, they might be able to figure out how to give themselves infinite lifespans too, as long as their ship doesn't collide with an asteroid. And since there's no telling how life might evolve on other planets, the aliens might just be naturally ageless without having to work at it.

      As for as interstellar travel - you can tell all the science fiction stories you want, but the actual math doesn't work for it, given physics as we know it. The energy requirements are just too huge. Just to move a small-ish spaceship (say 1000 tons) from here to the nearest star in a human lifetime

      Here you go again, inserting your silly human biases. Why would the aliens need to get anywhere within a single human lifetime? If they can figure out how to have infinite lifespans (again, barring accidents), then they don't have to worry about such high accelerations. They just have to harness some energy from every star system they visit, and use that for the next 10,000-100,000-year leg of their never-ending voyage. What do the physics say about moving a large-ish spaceship (like the size of a large asteroid) to a star system 10ly away in 10,000 or 100,000 years?

      And just because the energy requirements seem huge to you, with your pathetic technology that hasn't even gotten you past the Moon, doesn't mean they're that great for a civilization with better technology. Our worldwide energy usage today seems huge compared to 1900.

      With something believable like an ion drive, the energy required goes up orders of magnitude (the ship would consist almost entirely of fuel), to the point where we're back to science fiction to explain where the energy came from and how it was stored. Plus you still need science-fiction force fields to explain how the hull remains intact at the speed the ship would travel, and that doesn't seem like a low-power application.

      We have several space probes currently with ion drive that seem to work just fine, without having to be almost entirely fuel. And why would you need force fields for traveling no faster than any asteroid travels? Remember, there's no reason to believe the aliens would care about getting anywhere within a human lifetime.

      Increasing the time by 100-fold only decreases the energy by 10-fold,

      Why not increase the time by 10,000-fold?

      why not go straight to suspended animation?

      Why not? And why does that seem improbable? We've already figured out how to do it with simpler organisms.

      It's funny how people like you look at modern technology, and assume that it's basically impossible for any technology much more advanced to exist. You remind me of the idiot at the Patent Office in 1898 who said that everything inventable had already been invented.

      So, yes it's easy to imagine and invent cool stories about interstellar travel, but it's all as speculative as God existing.

      If you think speculative advanced technologies are as likely as gods, you've got issues. It wasn't that long ago that powered flight and submarines were considered science fiction.

    42. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Isn't that basically the same as #3 (hallucination)? Whether it's epilepsy or drugs (like a toxin produced by spoiled food, probably not that uncommon thousands of years ago), the effect is the same.

    43. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's more or less forgivable that someone who grows up in a Christian culture ends up believing in Christianity. None of use are as logical as we like to pretend we are; we learn by, and act according to, heuristics. One of those heuristics might be "let me do (and even believe) what's less likely to piss off my social circle."

      To actually seek out an alternate explanation of Biblical events (while still believing them to be factual), despite the prevailing cultural norms that make it hard to do so, and to *find* one that involves UFOs, and then to follow it... do you not see how goddamn weird that is?

      Remember that many Christians probably don't know much about Ezekiel, except that he's in the Bible somewhere.

      For a religious person, the logical structure of the belief is not as important as who believes it and why. If that weren't the case, they wouldn't be religious. So yeah, it's really weird that they'd break away from a socially acceptable one to another, that instead of being more watered-down, or new-agey, or inclusive, involves sci-fi trappings.

    44. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the essay before making unfounded comments (wikipedia doesn't count) - the author deals with the issues of accuracy and quality of plato's works. Indeed the code discovered proves how well they have been reproduced over the years.

    45. Re:Riiiiight by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Now, to think of some Bushes...

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    46. Re:Riiiiight by bytesex · · Score: 1

      This is why I loooooove Slashdot. Why post this as AC, though.

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    47. Re:Riiiiight by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      I can understand that one could see it that way. But there is a persuasive argument, for some of us anyway, that mere hallucinations do not generally produce scripture or other inspirational prose and poetry that has the kind of durability that is exhibited by Ezekiel, the Quran and other works thought to have been authored by epileptics.

    48. Re:Riiiiight by Nyder · · Score: 1

      What does sincerity have to do with guessing? After all, that all they did, was take wild guess to explain life. I don't give a fuck if someone in sincere in the crap they spew, or just trying to make money. It's still false bullshit.

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    49. Re:Riiiiight by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Really, there's no scientific basis right now to believe there's any way for human-like creatures to travel interstellar distances.

      Please explain...

      Ship load of fuel up to the ISS or another meeting point in orbit over a few years.

      Ship loads of food and water up to the ISS or another meeting point in orbit over a few years.

      Ship some people (say 10-20 groups of 4-8 people and shove them in segregated living areas with access to food and drink and plenty of information - a bunch of very dedicated historians or the like would work well as they could best deal with long term social isolation) up to the ISS or another meeting point in orbit over a few days right at the end.

      If you're worried about radiation - ship several hundred tonnes of lead or the like for a protective layer up to the ISS or another meeting point in orbit over a few years.

      Point the thrusters that would use the fuel away from where you want to go and launch, reverse the orientation to break halfway through the journey.

      It is already possible, it's just damn expensive and risky, at least some of the groups would survive - a living habitat with the ability for people to have children would be easier and probably cheaper as you could afford to go slower, hence less fuel required...

    50. Re:Riiiiight by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      The /. summary comes from the summary at the University of Manchester, you know, the link? It's the institution Kennedy works at, so...it's not untoward to expect that the press release from his employer about his work be somewhat accurate.

      Mod parent funny. This is a laugh-riot to anybody who's ever dealt with their university's PR department.

    51. Re:Riiiiight by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      Your problem is that you are attempting to decode the ancient greek version
      instead of the King James version
      which we all know is the unerring word of... errr... Plato.

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    52. Re:Riiiiight by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      What, you don't think George W. Bush is a reptilian?

      As for Erich von Daniken, his theories are far more sound than the things that the majority of humanity believes. After all, he believes that alien astronauts came in ancient times and influenced human development, and that this explains religious writings, such as the Wheel of Ezekiel.

      Compare this to a majority of Earth's population, who believe that various religious writings are actually real, and the work of an omnipotent, omniscient "god" (or gods), and that these gods have actually visited humans and still talk to them.

      Which one is the "kook"? It seems pretty obvious to me that Erich's ideas, while fairly silly-sounding, are less fantastical than the things that most living humans believe.

      If you don't buy Erich's ideas, what's your explanation for the Wheel of Ezekiel? The way I see it, there's three or four possibilities:
      1) (which just about all Christians believe, comprising at least 1 billion people) that Ezekiel really was visited by God.
      2) that Ezekiel was visited by an alien spacecraft.
      3) that Ezekiel was piss-drunk, or on some drug and hallucinating
      4) that Ezekiel was a shyster of some kind and was lying

      Obviously, #3 and #4 are the most plausible, and would fit Occam's Razor the best. However, if you have to choose between #1 and #2, which one is more plausible? #2, easily. Spacecraft are unlikely, but not impossible, and much more likely and allowable by the laws of physics than #1. However, at least a billion people (including most of the USA) believe #1. So if you think von Daniken is a nutcase, what does that say about most Americans, just about all Latin Americans, many Europeans, most Jews, etc.?

      5) The writers of the book of Ezekiel were using symbols and metaphors.
      6) They were perhaps inspired by a celestial or meteological event.
      7) It was all a dream.

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    53. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes a shyster is the best way for people to realize that emotions can be wrong. The shyster plays on emotions and uses them to control. It isn't much different than a cult or religion. Shyster's can be as effective to building critical thought as a thousand logicians and scientist.

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    54. Re:Riiiiight by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The hyperbole of the claim that this somehow shows that "Plato anticipated the Scientific Revolution 2,000 years before Isaac Newton" is what struck me as most ridiculous part of the summary (and article). This shows pretty clearly that the article's author not only has no appreciation for what was ACTUALLY found, but also no appreciation for Newton and the scope and importance of his work.

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    55. Re:Riiiiight by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      A valid concern, to be sure, but I must disagree with how casually you view the work of scribes.

      I have little actual knowledge beyond Jewish tradition, but I assume the basics are not unique. In Judaism, there were historically a small number of Jews whose profession ("sofer" lit. "scribe") it was to transcribe the Torah on to the large scrolls we're familiar with called sifrei torah (lit. "torah books"). This craft is still practiced today for the ones used in modern synagogues. These are all hand-written (often using a quill) in a painfully slow and precise fashion on special parchment. The writing is done in a standardized calligraphy, and a mistake requires correction or for the entire page be scrapped*. Thus, an actual mistake where a word is omitted or changed is such a big deal it was virtually impossible to introduce.

      This is of course not to say it's impossible for changes to be introduced. Translations wreak havoc on all documents, reliability of memorization (which was used early on in Jewish tradition) is questionable, and intentional modifications are certainly not unheard of. But to accuse ancient scribes of being stupid and careless is to forget how highly regarded writing used to be. It wasn't that long ago, the age where not every twelve year old child could put down their thoughts and have those seen by the entire world. It's easy to forget that the stuff we commit to paper (and electronic) storage is generally far less consequential than the culturally-critical religious and intellectual writing our forebears did.

      * Again, according to the Jewish tradition of "genizah" in which they are not burned or destroyed as even the written name of God is held sacred and may not be removed.

    56. Re:Riiiiight by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're not getting the amount of energy required. It's more like "convert all the power the Earth can generate for many years into some SciFi fuel, like anti-matter. Use some SciFi thruster with near-c exaust. Use SciFi suspended animation because even with this enery budget we're talking only 1000 tons and 100 years to get anywhere. Invent SciFi force fields to protect the ship during it's journey at 0.1 c."

      It's just such a stretch beyond anything real that all you can actually say is "we can't prove it's impossible" - which sounds a whole lot like religion.

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    57. Re:Riiiiight by lgw · · Score: 1

      Cool story, bro. I can't prove that anything you'd like to be true is impossible. I also can't prove that God doesn't exist. Immortal aliens? Sure, why not, no crazier than angels. I'm sure you'll have a date with a hot Vulcan chick any day now.

      But you completely missed my point about energy budget and orders of magnitude (10000 years doesn't help either), and there's no point in repeating myself if you're just going to ignore the math.

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    58. Re:Riiiiight by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      It doesn't effect the quality of the claim. It does however, alter how we look at those making it. If it's somone taking advantage of certain groups' inherent gullibility, I tend to view the person making the claim in a much poorer light than if it is someone who is sincere who is making the claim.

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    59. Re:Riiiiight by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      ...even though the religionists' beliefs are far more ridiculous....

      equally you mean...

    60. Re:Riiiiight by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      In the desert

      On your own

      For a month

      Eating nothing but rotten dates

      Liklihood of hallucination?

    61. Re:Riiiiight by nicomachus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your version uses rigid 35-character lines, even when that breaks a word at a place no Greek would have (e.g. your very first line chops off a sigma from ameletêtos and puts it on the next line; a scribe would have broken at a syllabic division, surely). If the 35-character length is taken as a maximum for a line, then allowing for this will make some lines shorter than 35 characters and thus bring down the counts. Of course, you could adjust so as to get an overall average of 35. Either way, you'd need to do a lot of manual work to insert plausible breaks. I have no idea whether this would bring things more into line with Kennedy's data or whether Kennedy is allowing for it as well. It would be useful to have the details of Kennedy's algorithm.

    62. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      AC claimed regarding the Symposium in the post above:

      Total length of dialogue

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 10): 2400 lines.
      • Actual: 2375 lines plus 2 characters (error: -25 lines).

      But in the linked plain text file there are only 1532 full 35-character lines. The ODF and PDF have 2375 lines. Each file has the same beginning lines and ending lines; the text missing from the plain text file begins at line 824 of the ODF/PDF and runs for 843 lines.

      Anyone wishing to verify AC's results ought to use the ODF or PDF, or even better his or her own version of the text.

    63. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha That's hilarious. Do you have a treehouse too?

    64. Re:Riiiiight by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Judging by the number of parents who still insist vaccines caused their children's autism, despite the quack who forged the study being outed, I'd say shysters are awfully good at emptying bank accounts, but the deluded often remain deluded even after the shyster has been outed.

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    65. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you completely missed my point about energy budget and orders of magnitude (10000 years doesn't help either), and there's no point in repeating myself if you're just going to ignore the math.

      On the contrary, a spacecraft's energy budget is directly related to the amount of time tolerable for a given journey!

      If the travelers are essentially immortal (and one would hope able to entertain themselves easily), then humanity currently has the technology to send them to thousands, perhaps even millions, of stars in our galaxy. We've been sending out spacecraft capable of leaving the solar system since the 1970's, using only chemical rockets and gravity assists! While a crewed ship would certainly be larger than the Pioneer or Voyager probes, provided time wasn't a major constraint (say you can tolerate a 100 to 1000 year voyage), it would conceivably be within the energy budget of a craft powered by a large scale (+20MW) fission generator using some form of ion thruster or other form of electric propulsion. Both nuclear fission reactors and various forms of electric propulsion are very real technologies with decades worth of applications behind them.

      Of course all of this is assuming life-spans far beyond currently possible to humans or a form, of dependable and reversible suspended animation. Yet, wasn't more or less "immortal aliens" part of the GP's hypothetical scenario?

    66. Re:Riiiiight by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Hahahaha That's hilarious. Do you have a treehouse too?

      Certainly with writing you have the problem that people might want to interfere with the copying process. However, it still remains at least possible that you can precisely and duplicate a work. Since the invention of writing, there have been entire professions dedicated to the faithful copying of written works.

      According your your childish mentality, even something as simple as the production of an animated movie shouldn't be possible since people couldn't possibly faithfully recreate someone else's written (or drawn) work.

      A monk copying the Illiad is a considerably more robust process than trying to commit it to memory and then pass it on to the next monk.

      The real problem with ancient works is "translations".

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    67. Re:Riiiiight by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting this (though why as AC? are you a competing scholar?).

      One possibility though, would it make a difference if you excluded/included the names in the dialogue? You know how the dialogue says "Socrates:" and then what Socrates says. Your numbers seem so close...

    68. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of these AC's has an office in Old Kirk. The other is French and writes in Latin. Anonymous Cowardons (Cowarda?) aren't that Anonymous.

    69. Re:Riiiiight by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be on drugs to hallucinate. Fasting, sleep deprivation, and sensory deprivation can all trigger hallucinations, even in sane people, although I believe most of the people claiming to have had "religious experiences" probably were not sane. Once told, the original story gets passed on through oral folklore and gets elaborated over time, even if it the person who had the original experience retelling it many years later. (See the movie Big Fish for an example.) Even today, we have people who claim to have seen UFOs, but they have told the story so many times that they have induced memories based not on the actual event, but rather on the retelling. In short, the Wheel of Ezekiel should not be regarded as a accurate description of a real life event. The stories about the Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, the Exodus, and the Battle of Jericho are not accurate descriptions of historical events either. In fact, the Bible contains multiple descriptions of some events which contradict each other, so they couldn't all be completely factual.

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    70. Re:Riiiiight by gknoy · · Score: 1

      He was like a lot of New Age types, who just crib together their own half-assed belief systems out of the spare parts of real cultures and civilizations, with little interest in the actual myths and rituals themselves.

      What does "new age" mean? I've seen the phrase bandied about from time to time and ... I don't get it. It seems to be nearly always associated with "being a kook", as someone put it earlier in this thread, but there are some other undertones that I don't quite grok. Can you explain it? Can you give examples of cribbed-together belief systems like the ones you allude to? I'm genuinely curious, because Wikipedia's page on "New Age" seems to nebulous, and I'd rather not delve into wiki-hell if I can get a concise explanation here. :D

    71. Re:Riiiiight by nicomachus · · Score: 1

      Total length of dialogue

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 10): 2400 lines.
      • Actual: 2375 lines plus 2 characters (error: -25 lines)

      25 lines in 2400 is about 1%. Given the uncertainty in knowing just where Kennedy's breaking the lines, that's pretty close. In fact, I took a few hundred lines from your version and moved the line breaks so that they always occured at a syllable (so that no line is over 35 characters, though many are less), and it moved the line count up about 2%. We don't know exactly how Kennedy's handling the line-break problem, so you may both be right, given your ways of counting lines. We also don't know what conventions Kennedy's following about breaking when a new character takes over (the Symposium is in a sort of embedded oratio obliqua, with two characters doing the talking, one of whom (Apollodorus) delivers most of the dialogue as a long indirect-speech report. Is Kennedy breaking where characters change, in either case?

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 7): begins at line 400, lasts 200 lines.
      • Actual: begins at 377 (-23), ends at 599, i.e. lasts 222 lines (+22).

      With a 1% shorter line count, we'd expect it to begin at line 396 by your count. 396 - 377 gives 19, or about 5%, though the length variance is still 10%.

      Eryximachos' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 7): begins at line 600, lasts 200 lines("including the repartee over Aristophanes' hiccups": cherry-picking?).
      • Actual: speech extends 619-758 (139 lines); repartee extends 599-778, i.e. 179 lines (-21).

      The starting-point is within 3%; if we go with 179 for the length, it's again about 10% variance between the two of you.

      Aristophanes' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (pp. 7-8): begins at line 800.
      • Actual: begins at 778 (-22).

      22 out of 800 is less than 3% variance.

      Agathon's speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 8): ends at line 1200.
      • Actual: ends at 1180 (-20).

      20 off out of 1200 is within 1%.

      Socrates' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 8): lasts 600 lines "including his conversations with Agathon and Diotima".
      • Actual: extends lines 1180-1833, i.e. 653 lines (+53).

      53 out of 600 (9%), well above the previous variances.

      Alcibiades' speech

      • Kennedy's claim (p. 8): lasts 400 lines.
      • Actual: extends lines 1955-2302, i.e. 347 lines (-53).

      This is the biggest variation in the list (13%).

      So, I think it's too strong to say Kennedy has only found very approximate correlation". We need to know more about just how he's determining his lines.

    72. Re:Riiiiight by nicomachus · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting this (though why as AC? are you a competing scholar?).

      One possibility though, would it make a difference if you excluded/included the names in the dialogue? You know how the dialogue says "Socrates:" and then what Socrates says. Your numbers seem so close...

      I'm not the anonymous author of the grandparent post, but I can answer your question: in the Symposium, there are very few such tag lines. The dialogue is embedded in a conversation between two characters (Apollodorus and one of his nameless friends), but the main content (the story of Agathon's "symposium", i.e. drinking party) is related at second hand by Apollodorus (in fact, he reports the whole thing as something someone else told to him, which makes for some interestingly complex Greek grammar).

    73. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The names of the speakers have been excluded. Check out AC's post where he gives the data chunked by 35 character lines: before the beginning you'd want "APOL" and at line 60 you'd expect "ETAI" if the personae were present.

    74. Re:Riiiiight by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      I had the same thoughts. Then someone used the method used in the "Bible Code" on "War and Peace" and found similar results.

      The fact is that in any corpus of significant size (and the writings of Plato that have been handed down to us from history are sizable) you can use similar methods to find anything you are looking for, it's actually statistically inevitable that you can find it.

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    75. Re:Riiiiight by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Why is it impossible that I'm not actually God? And I'm telling you that I never met Ezekiel.



      Because that's fucking stupid.

    76. Re:Riiiiight by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      "who just crib together their own half-assed belief systems out of the spare parts of real cultures and civilizations, with little interest in the actual myths and rituals themselves."

      Foundation of early Christianity? Seriously most religions modify and rip off other religions. That's why everyone and their mom has a flood story. Daniken was also one person, you can't reasonably compare him to hebrews w/e. I can guarantee that there are people in all religions listed that thought it was stupid and used it for personal gain.

    77. Re:Riiiiight by lgw · · Score: 1

      While a crewed ship would certainly be larger than the Pioneer or Voyager probes, provided time wasn't a major constraint (say you can tolerate a 100 to 1000 year voyage), it would conceivably be within the energy budget of a craft powered by a large scale (+20MW) fission generator using some form of ion thruster or other form of electric propulsion. Both nuclear fission reactors and various forms of electric propulsion are very real technologies with decades worth of applications behind them.

      By the power of Math!

      The best engine we have right now is VASMIR, with an exhaust velocity of ~3*10^5 m/s.

      If we tolerate a 400 year journey for 4 light years, thats only .001 m/s^2 of thrust required, for about 4*10^18 s, or 4*10^15 m/s of delta-V.

      By the rocket equation, that's:

      4*10^15 = 3*10^5 ln(m0/m1)

      So the propellent mass is 10^10 times the size of the payload. Good luck.

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    78. Re:Riiiiight by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      the protection would most probably be the issue... as for acceleration - i'm not that great with relativity and im sure it would play a part, but accelerate at 10g for a month and you get to almost 0.1c...

      9.8(g) x 60 (seconds) * 60 (minutes) x 24 (hours) x 30 (days) = 25,401,600

      c = 299,792,458

      25,401,600/299,792,458 = 8.47%

      even forgetting impacts with miniscule objects you're right... and as to self sustaining eco-systems - that would be a massive pain, nothing but nuclear would work... even if you took the earth what sort of population would you be able to support without the suns help...

      guess i didnt think things through earlier

    79. Re:Riiiiight by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      If you don't buy Erich's ideas, what's your explanation for the Wheel of Ezekiel?

      Simple: I don't need an explanation.

      I'm not trolling here. I'm just fed up with people quoting things out of the bible and then demanding how I can explain what is written unless I confess in some supernatural entity. This is begging the question (in the original sense of the term and not in the now common use).

      Any serious biblical scholar will tell you that the bible is full of contradictions, metaphors, etc., etc. Unless events described in it can be substantiated from some kind of external, independent source, I don't need to provide any explanation.

      The bible is, in the end, just a book that serves as the basis of a religion. There are lots of religions out there with a lot of sacred texts, most of which make flat out irreconcilable claims about the nature of the universe and the history of the earth. Why is one, absent any other independent verification, more reliable than any other?

    80. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The bible is, in the end, just a book that serves as the basis of a religion. There are lots of religions out there with a lot of sacred texts, most of which make flat out irreconcilable claims about the nature of the universe and the history of the earth. Why is one, absent any other independent verification, more reliable than any other?

      If you believe in the religion, then by definition you believe in all the sacred texts, no matter how irreconcilable or impossible its claims are. That's the definition of religion: faith in all the stories that go along with it.

      Different adherents of the religion will of course interpret things differently. Many mainstream Christians pass off the Genesis story by saying it's only allegory, and not literally true, while evangelicals claim Adam and Eve to be literally true, and of course Christians have all kinds of mental contortions they use to reconcile the angry, evil god of the Old Testament with the kinder, gentler teachings of Jesus who claims to be the son of the same god, or why the verses in Leviticus about shellfish and pork don't apply to them, but the verses right next to them about tithing do. But all Christians claim the Bible as "the word of God", though apparently the non-fundamentalists think that God likes to endorse fictional (allegorical) stories, or have various inaccuracies (apparently, he's supposedly omniscient and omnipotent, but can't figure out how to create a sacred book that doesn't have all kinds of logical inconsistencies).

      Any serious biblical scholar will tell you that the bible is full of contradictions, metaphors, etc., etc. Unless events described in it can be substantiated from some kind of external, independent source, I don't need to provide any explanation.

      Sure you do, if you're a believer in and an advocate for that religion. If the book is full of falsehoods, then why should I believe in it and be part of your religion? And if your religion is so flawed that its own "sacred" texts are flawed, then why should I consider them "sacred"? The whole thing makes no sense. What good is a "sacred text" if it has so many flaws? And what kind of dumb "god" can't write a book that's consistent? Any half-decent fiction author can write a coherent, consistent book that has no contradictions.

      If you just consider the Bible to be a compilation of books written by various ancient people, some of them apparently hallucinating, and interesting from the perspective of someone interested in the people and culture of the time, that's fine. That's not what religion is. It's a belief system that includes sacred texts, and claims these texts to be true. If you don't believe the Bible is true, then you're not a Christian.

      I'm just fed up with people quoting things out of the bible and then demanding how I can explain what is written unless I confess in some supernatural entity.

      That's exactly what religion is: belief in a supernatural entity, and all the trappings that go along with the accompanying belief system (namely, sacred texts).

      If you believe in a vague supernatural entity, but you don't believe in any sacred texts and other elaborate belief system, then you're not much of a religionist, and would probably be better described as a Deist.

    81. Re:Riiiiight by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oops, math fail, that's e^(10^10). Either way, not happening.

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    82. Re:Riiiiight by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that I made myself clear.

      You are positing an alien presence theory as more plausible than the religious explanation. In either case, though, the whole conversation is entirely dependent on accepting the biblical account as by and large factual.

      Personally, I reject that assumption. I know that many people will find this idea offensive, but I see the bible as just a book. Yes, it has had enormous historical significance, but why should I accept the accounts in there are more reliable than any of the many, many other religious texts?

      You seem to be a fan of Erich von Daniken and point out how his theories help "explain" the accounts in the bible and other religious texts. Personally, I prefer an even simpler explanation - People like telling stories, and all of these "ancient mysteries" are all a bunch of sensationalized accounts of perfectly banal events.

      I'm asking for a non-religious reason that I should even waste my time looking for explanations of these supernatural claims. Until an event is documented more than once, I'm not going to bother.

    83. Re:Riiiiight by tvelocity · · Score: 1

      Good work. However, there are differences in how ancient Greek text was written, and how WE write ancient Greek text.

      In particular, there was no white space, which you correctly have removed. But, there where no "daseies" and "ypogegrammenes" either. For example for the daseia, it was usually written as an eta. And most of the time, the ypogegrammeni is an extra giota lost in time.

      There are probably many more little details which affect the way you are supposed to count the characters. Disclaimer: I am not an historian, and dead languages are not my area of expertise. But I am Greek and was forced to study ancient Greek for 5 years at school.

    84. Re:Riiiiight by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You are positing an alien presence theory as more plausible than the religious explanation. In either case, though, the whole conversation is entirely dependent on accepting the biblical account as by and large factual.

      Yes, of course. Christian (and Jewish, for the OT) believers do believe the Bible to be factual. They don't believe it to be mythology. Non-christians believe it to be myth, but that's why they're not Christians.

      Personally, I reject that assumption. I know that many people will find this idea offensive, but I see the bible as just a book. Yes, it has had enormous historical significance, but why should I accept the accounts in there are more reliable than any of the many, many other religious texts?

      If you're not a Christian, then of course you wouldn't consider anything in there reliable. You haven't accepted it all on faith. I don't buy it either, but again I'm not a Christian.

      A Christian, OTOH, believes the Bible is factual. It's one of the main bases of their beliefs.

      You seem to be a fan of Erich von Daniken and point out how his theories help "explain" the accounts in the bible and other religious texts.

      Hardly. As a believer in Occam's Razor, I believe my #3 and #4 explanations are far more likely, as I explained before. It's much more likely that these stories (esp. the more fantastical ones, like Ezekiel's Wheel) are the products of other gross embellishment by later scribes, hallucination, or outright lying (which is how the Book of Mormon came to be).

      I'm just trying to make the point that I think it's silly for people to bash these "alien astronaut" ideas as "crackpot" and "crazy", when they're actually far more plausible than the idea that the stories are literally true and factual. Note, this doesn't mean alien astronaut ideas are plausible compared to hallucinations or embellishment; obviously it's a big stretch, and the likelihood remote. But compared to the totally preposterous idea that these stories are actually true, as Christians believe, they're downright reasonable. And there's billions of people who actually do believe these stories are true as written.

      People like telling stories, and all of these "ancient mysteries" are all a bunch of sensationalized accounts of perfectly banal events.

      Yes, that's a perfectly sensible explanation, for someone who isn't a believer in the religions that use this sacred text. But true believers will vehemently disagree with you.

      I'm asking for a non-religious reason that I should even waste my time looking for explanations of these supernatural claims.

      You shouldn't. My point is that there's billions of people who DO believe these supernatural claims without question, and I feel like they're being let off easy, while people with the "crackpot" theories about alien astronauts get all the criticism, even though these theories, while ridiculous, are much less ridiculous than the idea that Ezekiel really did see God in a bunch of fiery clouds, and Moses really did talk to a burning bush and have God turn his staff into a snake. If you're going to go around bashing ridiculous claims, start with the most ridiculous first. Don't bash the "fairly ridiculous" claims, and then give a pass to the "utterly ridiculous", just because more people believe in it.

      Maybe I'm just thinking too objectively.

    85. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The slashdot summary comes from people who desperately, desperately need to make their case for a godless universe. They think they might have a friend in Plato. Maybe they do, maybe they don't.

      What an amazingly vacuous post. Thanks for that.

    86. Re:Riiiiight by Squiffy · · Score: 1

      4e18 seconds of thrust??? The halfway point is only 6e9 seconds out. That gives you 6e6 m/s delta-v. Still prohibitive, but if the journey is 6000 years you have exp(2e5/3e5) ~= 2.

    87. Re:Riiiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very much like the patterns followed by the roman catholics and the christians, lie out of yer teeth until it seems the word of God.

    88. Re:Riiiiight by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      So, I think it's too strong to say Kennedy has only found very approximate correlation". We need to know more about just how he's determining his lines.

      I agree we need to know about how Kennedy is determining the lines. And I appreciate your calculations, which do provide some perspective.

      On the other hand, it may still be a "very approximate correlation." Searching for hidden order like this is always dangerous, because there are so many possible organizational schemes that might be considered. Why a 12-fold division? Apparently because his estimates of total lines came close to numbers that are easily divisible by 12. All the stuff about the Pythagoreans is interesting, but I've never heard that 12 was a particularly important number to them -- 10 (and the tetraktys) sure, perhaps numbers from 1 to 6 for other symbolism, but 12 is less important number overall.

      And then there's the stuff about harmonic theory which appears to be a bunch of junk. He doesn't cite his sources, but I've read a lot of Greek music theory, and I don't remember anyone (definitely not the Pythagoreans) going through and comparing ratios 1:12, 2:12, 3:12, etc. up to 12:12 as Kennedy uses for his "scale" (which is definitely not a scale, whatever it is). The weirdness in that section alone is enough for me to question the rest of his conclusions.

      But perhaps more importantly, we need to avoid the "Bible Code" problem. Of course, Kennedy isn't suggesting a code, but he does claim to uncover a hidden order. The problem with the Bible Code is that there are many seemingly improbable patterns that appear to occur in data (even random data) merely due to chance, particularly if you have enough possible types of patterns to look for. Add in the subjective quality of some of Kennedy's other claims in the paper (where important tuning points occur in an argument, sections that are "negative" lining up with unharmonious numbers, etc.), and it becomes even more difficult to evaluate a claim. What determines which points in the text are the most important, the turning points, the "negative" arguments, etc. You find the dialogue that seems to line up to your scheme closest in a more objective way (like the Symposium here), and you present that as the primary evidence. But chances are that at least one of the dialogues would end up with some sort of significant thing occurring at a few points in a 12-fold division.

      The only way to test such an ambiguous methodology would be to have someone with nothing invested in the theory try to do a similar thing with a 10-fold division or a 17-fold division or whatever. See if they can come up with some "interesting" correlations for some of the dialogues. Then compare it to Kennedy's work. If the 12-fold division really seems more significant for more works, maybe there is something there.

      So perhaps there is a small correlation here. But the question is whether the correlation is statistically significant, and given the ambiguous nature of the methodology, you'd need to test a lot of very broad possibilities before concluding that this breakdown is significant. I don't see any evidence in the article that he considered such issues, apart from the "control group" of the pseudo-Platonic writings. That's the beginning of a case, but even if true that only demonstrates that the total length of the dialogues follows a certain pattern, not evidence for an elaborate internal 12-fold division in each work.

  8. Aristotle? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Kdawson, your are an idiot. You're dumber than a pack of matches. I've had cats smarter than you. My cats have had hairballs that are smarter than you.

    Even Bill and Ted knew the difference between Aristotle and Socrates. You're dumber than Bill and Ted.

    Seriously. Re-evaluate your life, dude. You're doing the wrong thing.

  9. Obli... by mmcxii · · Score: 1

    Drink your Ovaltine.

  10. Re:Aristotle? Really? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You misunderstand. The errors are not really errors. They are part of the secret kdawson code.

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  11. Wow! Historical, transformative by vonWoland · · Score: 1

    I would like to say that I was one of those who said that there must be something more there when reading Plato, but this news has me stunned. If this holds true, it will be an epochal discovery. Me, I can't remember the last time we had one of those in philosophy. Just hope it won't turn out to be cold fusion.

  12. Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by IICV · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The summary and press release it links to both completely miss the part where this is "News for Nerds". This paper is apparently the first time Plato's writings have been stichometrically analyzed by computer. Somehow, people have managed to miss him while analyzing other works. Apparently, it was commonplace back then to arrange parts of your work according various mathematical structures, though honestly I'm not sure how you get from that to this press release; I'll have to finish the paper to see if it is reasonable.

    Seriously though, RTFP. It's not written very densely at all.

    1. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the leap from the conclusion you describe (that parts of the work are in fact arranged according to various mathematical principles) is quite a leap. If we grant that the conclusion is true, and that Plato was a Pythagorean philosopher, then I fail to see how this means that he anticipated the scientific revolution. The scientific revolution depended on the discovery (or better, clear articulation) of the practice of science and experimentation, that leads to theories and laws. Not too dissimilar to how science is practiced today. But there is no clear link between the logic and philosophy of Plato and Pythagoras and the principles of science from Bacon, Descartes, etc. Certainly no textual or subtextual evidence is presented that Plato anticipated how science was to be practiced. So while the article is pretty interesting, and may in fact open up new interpretations of Plato's philosophy in the future, for now the conclusions reached in the summary are, as far as I can see, totally unsupported. Go Slashdot!

    2. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by fermion · · Score: 1
      In 100 years the Simpsons might still be the longest running scripted show. Someone might take a look at the structure and note the amazing similarities between shows. How certain transitions happen at certain times. How certain characters appear and disappear. How themes reemerge. They would likely ascribe meaning to these, beyond the real meaning, that, for instance, Kesley Grammer had scheduling conflicts or whatever. Or that acts had to break at certain places for commercials, or that to minimize writing costs a formula had to developed so that time wasn't wasted on developing a new structure 20 times a year.

      My problem with this is that it is too optimistic. The first sentence says it all. The purpose is not explore possibilities, to discuss the evidence, or even to present results. It is advance a strong thesis. As such it is a persuasive paper not looking to discover a fact, but to pur forth an opinion, which is the authors right, but is one reason why some say that history and truth would never get along at a party.

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    3. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by sous_rature · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a historian of science myself, alarm bells went off immediately at the `anticipated the Scientific Revolution' line. The actual claim in the paper was the Plato was a Pythagorean, not that he had secretly already achieved the chief scientific insights of the 17th century. Sounds a lot more sensible in that light, and I don't know what to make of the thought that the paper needed to be dressed up with the sort of claim few serious historians would make. Kennedy's "non-expert" description on his Manchester webpage does a nice job of explaining why his finding is interesting without resorting to such tactics.

    4. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I'll have to finish the paper to see if it is reasonable.

      It sure doesn't look that way to me. Certainly not enough to justify the self-aggrandizement in the press release. It's not so much a "code" as a structure. It's not steganography.

      It may reveal some details of how Plato himself thought of things, but it's not really any sort philosophical revelation. (From a scientist's point of view, philosophers have an odd fascination with the original sources, of which descendants are treated as degraded versions rather than improvements. Nobody would think to look in Principia or Origin of Species for special clues about the science that only Newton or Darwin would have had.)

    5. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by IICV · · Score: 1

      That's just because all philosophers realize that it's basically been downhill for their profession since Ancient Greece. After all, pure theory can only get you so far - and we got that far three thousand years ago.

    6. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there is absolutely nothing in the paper about Plato anticipating the scientific revolution.
      Also there is nothing whatsoever about some secret code of any sort however it is more or less proven (i bought it) that a bunch of Platos works (all?) follow a certain structure with certain words/references always occuring at the first, second, third (and so on) twelvth of the text. Thats basicly it. :-)

      By the way i totally agree that philosophers seem a bit obsessed with the "old ones". Perhaps because then they dont have to actually do any original work OR take responsibility for anything but simply refer to somebody else, more specificly to someone who has been dead for thousands of years lol. Historians would be a more accurate term to describe todays "philosophers" lol.

    7. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by nicomachus · · Score: 1

      It may reveal some details of how Plato himself thought of things, but it's not really any sort philosophical revelation. (From a scientist's point of view, philosophers have an odd fascination with the original sources, of which descendants are treated as degraded versions rather than improvements. Nobody would think to look in Principia or Origin of Species for special clues about the science that only Newton or Darwin would have had.)

      Perhaps it's worth pointing out that this is a history of philosophy paper in a history of philosophy journal. I don't know whom you have in mind as philosophers who have an "odd fascination with the original sources", but in my experience (I'm a historian of philosophy by trade), philosophers have a perfectly good grip on the difference between history of philosophy and philosophy, just as scientists have a perfectly good grip on the difference between the history of science and science. And in this particular case, I can't imagine anyone in an academic philosophy department thinking that this paper will lead to great insights about any real philosophical issue: at most, it affects the interpretation of Plato.

    8. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      But there is no clear link between the logic and philosophy of Plato and Pythagoras and the principles of science from Bacon, Descartes, etc.

      That is because you fail to see the trees for forest in front of you.

      Science is built on numbers. The big shift, which was needed for any scientific advancement was how we thought about, or philosophized, numbers. This was a great secret, and the reason Pythagorean philosophy was hidden. They taught a different way to look at the world, through numeric methods, that was antithetical to the pervailing mindset and religion.

      Now, go try to do science without all those precious numbers and moreover, without that philosophy, and see how far you can get.

      Regards.

    9. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by jfengel · · Score: 1

      A historian of philosophy would, of course, focus on the historical aspects.

      I was contrasting it with "working philosophers" (with whom I am connected, being in ontologies) who often seem to hold the original description of a theory (Plato, Neitzsche, Augustine, etc.) as if the descriptive document itself were important. If you haven't read Sartre, then you don't know Sartre, and so on.

      It's almost like a work of fiction: if you're reading somebody else's description of Harry Potter, you don't know Harry Potter. Only Rowling has the One True Harry Potter.

      But that's foreign thinking to a scientist: you can be an excellent physicist without reading Newton; you can be an excellent chemist without reading Arrhenius. The originals are historically important, but there's no requirement to read them. The description in your textbook is sufficient, and arguably better, since it's improved by the intervening years (made clearer, refuted ideas skipped, new frameworks incorporated, etc.)

      I know this isn't true of all philosophers or all philosophical disciplines. But it's a thing I hear a lot, and I'm not so certain that philosophers draw as strong a distinction between philosophy and history of philosophy. Given the nature of philosophy, a historical view may be critical to the practice of it.

    10. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      You are wrong.

      I have a proof of that, but it's too long to type into this comment box.

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    11. Re:Completely misses the "News for Nerds" bit by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The author makes assumption that he does not bother to explain.

      If you look at the authors claim, and them look at the actual texts, his number don't match.

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  13. Mention of Aristotle isn't in press release by Chirs · · Score: 1

    It would appear that the mention of Aristotle was added by the slashdot editor...who might want to rethink their position given the level of incompetence displayed herein.

    1. Re:Mention of Aristotle isn't in press release by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...who might want to rethink their position given the level of incompetence
      > displayed herein

      At Slashdot that sort of thing qualifies one for a promotion (not that this sets /. apart from the media in general...)

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  14. ecretsay odedcay essagesmay areway oolcay by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    isthay isway igpay Atinlay itchesbay!

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  15. Well, let's not forget the Moby Dick code! by MoellerPlesset2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fortelling assassinations! (This originally being a refutal of Drosnin's "Bible Code" nonsense)

    Seriously, in any given cirumstance I'd be extremely skeptical of this stuff. But in this case we don't really know whether all of "Plato's" writings were actually written by Plato, and certainly not if they're verbatim. Given that ancient Greek had five grammatical cases, it didn't have very strict word order (much like Latin). So it's even less of a coincidence if someone manages to string the words together into comprehensible sentences.

    I doubt this will be the revolution Dr Kennedy thinks it will be. It'd be interesting to hear what others have to say. But of course, this is a press release, not a real article.

    1. Re:Well, let's not forget the Moby Dick code! by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Fortelling assassinations! (This originally being a refutal of Drosnin's "Bible Code" nonsense)

      Seriously, in any given cirumstance I'd be extremely skeptical of this stuff. But in this case we don't really know whether all of "Plato's" writings were actually written by Plato, and certainly not if they're verbatim.
      Given that ancient Greek had five grammatical cases, it didn't have very strict word order (much like Latin). So it's even less of a coincidence if someone manages to string the words together into comprehensible sentences.

      I doubt this will be the revolution Dr Kennedy thinks it will be. It'd be interesting to hear what others have to say. But of course, this is a press release, not a real article.

      Dr. Kennedy wants publicity, but nowhere in his paper does he even begin to describe a code. All he does is point out that Plato, like most of his contemporaries, mixed rhythm and narrative structure. There's no hidden message, there's simply a supposed emphasis put on certain already well studied sections. No, magical-thinker Plato didn't invent science.

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    2. Re:Well, let's not forget the Moby Dick code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt this will be the revolution Dr Kennedy thinks it will be. It'd be interesting to hear what others have to say. But of course, this is a press release, not a real article.

      Well, leaving aside the fact that the Apeiron article makes no reference to "codes" or any hidden meaning at all, but purely to arithmetic proportions within Plato's work -- leaving that aside, I think it will be moderately revolutionary within the field of Plato studies. To me the findings look pretty convincing, and should be of considerable interest to Platonists -- but probably of very little interest to anyone else.

  16. Maths is less slippery by Atari400 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  17. Philosophy graduates/phds in the house? by ThorGod · · Score: 3, Informative

    How reputable a journal is Apeiron?

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    1. Re:Philosophy graduates/phds in the house? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Simply: it's not. It's a crank journal, which specializes in publishing papers other journals won't touch with a ten foot pole. That doesn't mean that once in a while a proper paper can't filter through the dross, but you should be careful what you accept coming from such a source.

    2. Re:Philosophy graduates/phds in the house? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Rather less reputable than New Scientist. And I'm speaking as someone who worked for the equivalent of New Scientist (and has read Plato in the original). This has about the same credibility as the Baconians who claim that Shakespeare was a front for Francis Bacon based on "mathematical structures." Cranks are writing and publishing stuff like this all the time; I've been first reader in comparable stuff. Next he'll claim that the GPS coordinates for Atlantis are encoded in the Allegory of the Cave.

    3. Re:Philosophy graduates/phds in the house? by John+Whitley · · Score: 4, Informative

      Watch your step there, friend! There are apparently two journals with that name, quite different from one another.

      The traditional academic journal, apparently out of UT Austin's philosophy department: Apeiron: A Journal for Ancient Philosophy and Science

      Then the online journal: Apeiron, Studies in Infinite Nature.

      This paper was published in the UT academic journal, not the (somewhat questionable looking) online journal.

      Beyond that, I have no experience with the UT publication or its track record.

    4. Re:Philosophy graduates/phds in the house? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't specialize in ancient philosophy, and don't know much about the journal, but I looked up their editors. I know some of them. It's a legitimate peer-reviewed journal.

  18. Ancient times? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to under-estimate the Scientoligist threat.

  19. typical scientist hypocrisy by bitt3n · · Score: 0, Troll

    oh, so apparently now it's just fine to get your facts out of a 2,000-year-old book?

    Next thing, you godless eggheads will want to be teaching this Plato in our nation's schools. You people won't stop until every first grader in America has sacrificed a goat to the Pythagorean principle.

    1. Re:typical scientist hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plato wrote his own shit, so yes to your first question. If some other people wrote a book pretending he's divine, then I would have a problem. Hopefully, you will teach your children the perils of illogic straw men arguements, in spite of your own stupidity.

      Ignorance: the root of all evil

    2. Re:typical scientist hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a secret code for you to decrypt:

      77 68 6f 6f 73 68

    3. Re:typical scientist hypocrisy by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Phew... I thought you were serious for a second there, but you were joking... right? RIGHT?

    4. Re:typical scientist hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

  20. Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the quotes at the end. It seems little has changed in the day to day affairs of man.

    “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”

    “If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.”

    “Ignorance: the root of all evil.”

    “Only the dead have seen the end of war.”

    “The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.”

    “Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”

    1. Re:Good article by Randle_Revar · · Score: 3, Informative

      >It seems little has changed in the day to day affairs of man.

      Not only has it not changed much in 2,400 years, if you read about ancient Mesopotamia, you will find that not much has changed in 5,000 years

    2. Re:Good article by steelfood · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Our brains are the same size and of the same stuff as humans 5000 years ago, so it goes to follow that our philosophical and social habits haven't changed at all. But now, there are 6 billion of us.

      Which goes to show, we're really no different from any other living organism. Despite all of the posturing by society to make it sound as if we're somehow more "civilized" now than ever before, the only thing we've actually succeeded in doing is scale up our old behaviors.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    3. Re:Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why so many yeasts post on slashdo-

      oh, so /that/ explains kdawson

    4. Re:Good article by Tom · · Score: 1

      5000 years isn't really a lot for evolution. Look at the cretins around you who are trying to tell you their imaginary friend will roast your imaginary "soul" in imaginary hell for all of eternity after you die and your brain has become compost. I don't mind the charlatans as much as the apes who really believe such nonsense, with the same conviction that you and I and every healthy being believes that there is something we call "sun" and it provides light and warmth.

      It is a most curious fact of psychology how someone can hold on to a belief in the total absence of any evidence whatsoever, and even in the presence of evidence to the contrary, with the same strength as in a fact you could verify. How such a thing could evolve, as it is obviously contrary to survival, is going to be a very interesting story if we ever find it out.

      However, apparently humans were strongly selected for this flaw, so there must be some so-far undiscovered advantage or relation to an advantage (as in, you can't get the other thing without getting this fault). So to rid ourselves of this curse called religion, we will have to find out what that is, if we still need it, and if not - do some genetic manipulation or selective breeding. Or we can wait until we evolve away from it, but if history is any lesson, the religious meme would rather kill off the entire host population then let go.

      So, what is 5000 years when it comes to stuff that is part of the genetic makeup? The brain is grown, what we do with it is more flexible, but as always, no matter what magic you play with the software, the limitations of the hardware are always there.

      --
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    5. Re:Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have had the benefit of history though and technological advances that make communication and all sorts of things that can affect beliefs, possible. So yeah we are probably more civilised than before.

    6. Re:Good article by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, apparently humans were strongly selected for this flaw, so there must be some so-far undiscovered advantage

      It improves social cohesion and makes warriors less afraid to die. Pretty useful when society is at the tribal stage.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    7. Re:Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't this assume that exposure to the preserved learning of mankind over time doesn't alter the structure of the brain and mind?
      Perhaps some ideas are actually mind-changing.

    8. Re:Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best argument for bestiality so far.

    9. Re:Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that we have a society that can posture makes us different.

    10. Re:Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, apparently humans were strongly selected for this flaw, so there must be some so-far undiscovered advantage or relation to an advantage

      Not being killed by the local priests for not attending the sacred rituals/whatever is against the local religion/ is a strong evolutionary advantage.

    11. Re:Good article by Tom · · Score: 1

      You ignore the much more interesting question of how the priest came into that position of power where he could kill tribe members for something as inconsequential as that.

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    12. Re:Good article by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Not true, we are improving. Statistically speaking humans behavior has improved greatly over the years. It is a common belief that we've gotten no where but that's just because we are always reaching forwards. Everyone can see many things that can be improved but it is hard to get there since civilization has such a large mass (social inertia?). It feels like we aren't improving because we aren't doing so nearly fast enough on an individual scale.

  21. Hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me a break-

    It's well known and understood that Plato was a rationalist and believed that nature could be described with mathematics. There's no need for a "secret code" to show this. His epistemology was in fact the polar opposite of the empiricist movement behind the scientific revolution.

    It's also no secret that Plato wasn't exactly a disciple of the Greek gods- and he was certainly in no danger in Greek society for hypothesizing that nature can be described with mathematics.

    Oh- and Aristotle was a student of Plato. Not the other way around.

  22. Smells like Hype by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, first of all, never trust a press-release, especially from the researcher's own college or university. No one in research is more self-aggrandizing than those offices are. (The researchers have to face their colleagues later, so tend to be more careful.) If they could get away with it, I'm sure that every press-release would claim a Nobel prize was pending for every discovery.

    Second, is the discovery here just that Plato likes math? Because if so... duh? He didn't bury that in his writing, he was pretty clear about that. He loved abstract material. What he was contemptuous of, as I recall, was more "applied" disciplines, like what we'd now call Physics. (He liked Astronomy because it was like math and music. The fact that he made that distinction over Physics tells you how well he grasped how important math was in understanding Nature on Earth as well as in the sky.)

    Also, in no way does say, "Hey, math is useful for understanding Nature!" predate Newton. That wasn't Newton's discovery. That wasn't any of his discoveries, in fact. Quite a few Greeks had the notion that mathematics was important to understanding Nature. Pythagoras comes to mind (in his own eccentric was). Heck, the quote about nature being written in mathematics isn't even from Newton, it's a paraphrasing of a well-known quote of Galileo's. (The significance of that distinction is this: Galileo recognized the importance, but he didn't invent Newtonian mechanics. Why? That math is helpful wasn't the important discovery.)

    1. Re:Smells like Hype by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Holy cow, this sentence was unclear: 'Also, in no way does say, "Hey, math is useful for understanding Nature!" predate Newton.'

      That should have been something like, "In no way does "Hey, math is useful for understanding Nature!" mean Plato anticipated Newton."

      Sorry about that.

  23. Style choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the 'musical' setup used in Plato's work (or so the researcher claims), couldn't it be that this was more of a style choice rather than a 'secret code'?

    Considering the importance of music to Greek culture (which the author explains), it doesn't seem that odd to use the same methods (organization in 12ths) for essays just as in music.

    Imagine an orchestra playing a musical piece. Now imagine a person making a speech. If the way a piece is organized creates a certain effect, shouldn't the same apply to a speech? (Opera...)

    The writings could well have been a transcript of a speech or organized in a manner familiar to an orator as a style choice or as a tool.

    As for the controversial thoughts? He had an academy, he was a very well-known teacher. I'd guess its pretty hard to teach someone when you're supposed to keep some pretty important things secret (things important enough to be written down in code).

    This'll be interesting to look at in a few years.

    1. Re:Style choice? by bytesex · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Average word-size times amount of words shouldn't deviate too much from amount of letters used. Especially over large amounts of words, as seems to be the case here. So Plato might as well have been using a rhythm, instead of a numerological concept.

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      Religion is what happens when nature strikes and groupthink goes wrong.
  24. Actually, heresy is a better description by brokeninside · · Score: 3, Informative

    What he was actually accused of most frequently gets translated into English as 'impiety.' There were multiple counts of impiety according to Plato's retelling. Some of these were inclusive of corruption of the youth but others involved introducing "strange new doctrines."

    1. Re:Actually, heresy is a better description by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      But was he impious because a court ruled it, or did a court rule it because he was impious? ;-)

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  25. A really full load of cobblers by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    Er, if you actually try to go read TFA, it seems they analyze the text by semi-numerological means.
    Like noticing that one particular argument is about 1/12th the length of the chapter, from that somehow drawing some far-fetched conclusion.
    Sounds like a particularly bizarre form of BS to me.

  26. the real article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's the article...
    http://personalpages.manchester.ac.uk/staff/jay.kennedy/#Links_to_Papers_and_Files.

  27. What other codes? by BlackRookSix · · Score: 1

    This is not the first time that writers have been accused of creating codes in their books. Let's assume that this is true, just for the sake of consideration. Given that assumption... what knowledge is being "hidden" now by authors that will come to light in the future, hidden now for fear of ostracization or somesuch?

  28. Utter drivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same dreck as "Bible Codes." I can't believe this got published in an academic journal.

  29. This is a technique, not a "code" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Code" implies that there is a literal message hidden or obscured in the text.
    If the author is correct, what he has discovered is a technique Plato used to construct the analyzed writings.
    To claim that "Plato anticipated the Scientific Revolution 2,000 years before Isaac Newton" based on this finding seems more than a little far-fetched.

  30. No, that was NOT the important idea. by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    No, the most important idea in the Scientific Revolution was NOT "the book of nature is written in the language of mathematics."

    The important idea was to get off your butt and do stuff. As it says in the library of the Marine Biological Laboratory at Woods Hole, "Study nature, not books." Point telescopes at Jupiter. Dissect sea urchins. Scrap off the crud between filthy teeth and put it under a microscope. Test your theories against nature, not against scholastic debates with other scholars.

    If the secret codes don't show that Plato was out there making observations and doing experiments, than I don't care a bit what brand of rhetorical claptrap he was spouting, no more than I care about the differences between homoousios and homoiousios.

    1. Re:No, that was NOT the important idea. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you and would add if I may: an immediate corollary to "get off your butt and do stuff" is that what is important is understanding, analyzing, and testing the theory itself: the model, as opposed to thinking of nature itself as a monolithic mechanistic thing. I think the latter is what gets commonly oversimplified to "the book of nature is ... mathematics," and it is all the more obvious that Plato didn't anticipate jack.

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      "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
  31. Greek logic in Arabic literature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naturally, old scriptures become less and less available by time.
    A lot of the greek logic existed in the 8th to 10th century, books written by Plato's followers quoting his logic, building a whole school upon his logic, taking from other greek mathematicians too. Most of the sources that were available in the 8th - 10th century are lost by now.
    The thing is, in this period, Arabs translated a lot of the greek logic, I'm not aware of direct translations available now, but reading a lot of these sources that discuss and debate greek knowledge in old Arabic books, I believe it's possible to establish a solid structure of the greek school of logic,
    I'm not sure if this kind of research has been done, but I know that examining the greek literature through arabic literature is one strong link.

  32. All these "codes"... by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    What do you suppose is in the Magna Carta and the US Constitution? Or all that L. Ron Hubbard stuff?

    --
    For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    1. Re:All these "codes"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ultimately, they will all boil down to the common law : "Shit Happens".

  33. Depends on which Apeiron by brokeninside · · Score: 4, Informative
    If it's the one put out by the school of philosophy at UT Austin, it's very reputable. If it's the forum for 'dissident' researchers and opinions not accepted by the conventional system, not so much.

    That said, his thesis doesn't sound all that far fetched to me. A large number of interpreters of Plato through the ages have argued for a "hidden" doctrine. And Plato's emphasis on mathematics is unquestioned. He would not accept anyone into his school that did not already have a good grasp of mathematics. The real question is whether Kennedy is just picking up noise or has found a legitimate code.

    I'm a bit doubtful mostly because we know next to nothing about what ancient Greek music. There are various reconstructions, but it's all highly speculative.

    1. Re:Depends on which Apeiron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually know something about the Apeiron journal or did you just do a quick google search and then post to sound smart ?
       
        The "UT Austin" journal you are talking about "Apeiron: A Journal for Ancient Philosophy and Science" is the one he published in, is says so in the summary. The reason I'm questioning you on this is that the journal is not published by UT Austin, an information page is just hosted there. It appears to be published by Academic Printing and Publishing in BC. There is no index or online articles that I could find so I can't evaluate the quality of the journal. If you actually know something about it, I would be interested to hear.

    2. Re:Depends on which Apeiron by waives · · Score: 1

      Here's a clue for you (from the aforementioned info page): "Manuscripts should be submitted electronically in PDF format to the editorial office at apeiron@austin.utexas.edu. "

  34. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

    I suppose you could say kdawson is the Flash of /. editors. Ubiquitous, slow, and frustrating for many.

    But not even Flash deserves that insult.

  35. Code or die by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the Renaissance was when a sea change in the attitude towards learning began to take hold. Before that, was pretty routine for leaders, especially those whose power rested on religious beliefs, to regard much of education, exploration, and discovery as a waste of time, if not outright subversion. Guilds and other clubs of that sort treated knowledge as proprietary secrets and weren't above murder to preserve those secrets.

    So, yes, Plato would have had to hide certain things, or leave them unsaid. The execution of Socrates was certainly a powerful example and motivation.

    Why the steganography, though? Why not write it down plainly, and hide the manuscript?

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    1. Re:Code or die by jbeach · · Score: 1

      The argument for not writing it clearly and hiding the manuscript, is so that it could be disseminated among many while the few who could agree would decipher it's deeper meanings.

      I am curious to see the actual analysis. If its based on *concepts* and not words, then I can see how that could be hidden in the text and make it's way through multiple translations and copies. If it's based solely on matching word order, that's a bit more difficult for me to swallow.

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    2. Re:Code or die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what? How did you get modded anything but -1 clueless? Plato died TWO THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS BEFORE THE RENAISSANCE.

      Guilds and other clubs of that sort treated knowledge as proprietary secrets and weren't above murder to preserve those secrets.

      Are you talking about the Eleusinian mystery cult of Athens? Probably not, because you don't seem to know Athens from Florence, but, if you were, THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH PYTHAGOREAN OR PLATONIC MATH.

      Why the steganography, though? Why not write it down plainly, and hide the manuscript?

      You didn't even start to read the PDF. You just knee-jerked from the summary, which itself had absolutely nothing to do with the paper in the PDF beyond the name "Plato." There's no steganography involved. All the paper says is that Plato consciously chose to arrange his dialogues following a template that he derived from musical theory. There's no secret involved, no cipher, no steganography, just artistry and a bit of math.

    3. Re:Code or die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Renaissance was when a sea change in the attitude towards learning began to take hold. Before that, was pretty routine for leaders, especially those whose power rested on religious beliefs, to regard much of education, exploration, and discovery as a waste of time, if not outright subversion. Guilds and other clubs of that sort treated knowledge as proprietary secrets and weren't above murder to preserve those secrets.

      The more things change...

    4. Re:Code or die by RadioElectric · · Score: 1

      Before that, was pretty routine for leaders, especially those whose power rested on religious beliefs, to regard much of education, exploration, and discovery as a waste of time, if not outright subversion.

      Wow, that's just plain wrong.

    5. Re:Code or die by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      If you've read enough of plato/about plato you'd be completely unsurprised that he'd write something in code long before he merely hid something. Only surprised that it doesn't seem more mathematical.

  36. GET IT RIGHT! by ProteusQ · · Score: 1

    Plato's own teacher [Aristotle] had been executed for heresy.

    Aristotle was Plato's student. Socrates was Plato's teacher.

    1. Re:GET IT RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little late fuckwad.

    2. Re:GET IT RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFC

  37. That's not all the code says! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you delve further, you'll read his scathing review of the iPad.

  38. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  39. Plato in "The Mask of Apollo" by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mary Renault's excellent historical novel The Mask of Apollo is a masterful portrait of -- among other things -- Plato and his world. Engaging, informative, and moving: highly recommended.

    We commonly think of Plato as a philosopher, and philosophers as unworldly; but Renault reminds us that Plato was also a soldier, a statesman, a man who repeatedly put his life on the line, for his friends and for his ideals, in the face of deadly opposition.

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  40. Cretin != Cretan by LandruBek · · Score: 2, Informative
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    1. Re:Cretin != Cretan by beanyk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Your link is to a subscription service. More accessible (though not as impressive) is the dictionary.com definition:

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cretin

    2. Re:Cretin != Cretan by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

      Alas, I haven't forked over the ducats to the OED. What's it say?

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    3. Re:Cretin != Cretan by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Some people pronounce them the same.

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    4. Re:Cretin != Cretan by Fnordulicious · · Score: 1
      It says:

      [a. F. crétin (in Encycl. 1754), ad. Swiss patois crestin, creitin - L. Christianum Christian, which in the mod. Romanic langs. (as sometimes dial. in Eng.) means 'human creature' as distinguished from the brutes; the sense being here that these beings are really human, though so deformed physically and mentally. (Cf. natural.) So, according to Hatzfeld and Darmesteter, the Cagots are called in Béarn crestiaas.]

      One of a class of dwarfed and specially deformed idiots found in certain valleys of the Alps and elsewhere. Also in weakened sense (esp. in form crétin): a fool, one who behaves stupidly. Also attrib. and transf.

      The rest of the entry consists of quotations, with the earliest in 1779.

    5. Re:Cretin != Cretan by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      What's more, he was probably just a lying Cretan.

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    6. Re:Cretin != Cretan by LaRainette · · Score: 1

      It is widely approved that what made the cretins des Alpes such dwarfed deformed idiots was the lack of salt due to the highly isolated nature of the region. (high moutains + far from the sea = no salt for you)
      The logistic problem has been solved since then, still Swiss found in certains valleys keep being such xenophobic morons (probably because the isolation problem wasn't fixed)

    7. Re:Cretin != Cretan by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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    8. Re:Cretin != Cretan by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      Not salt, exactly, but Iodine as found in iodized salt.

      Thanks for making me look that up - I'd never heard of that before.

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    9. Re:Cretin != Cretan by ronocdh · · Score: 1
      I hate to keep playing this game, but what's really of interest here is the etymology, so this link is substantially more informative:

      1779, from Fr. crétin (18c.), from Alpine dialect crestin, "a dwarfed and deformed idiot" of a type formerly found in families in the Alpine lands, a condition caused by a congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones, from V.L. *christianus "a Christian," a generic term for "anyone," but often with a sense of "poor fellow." Related: Cretinism (1801).

    10. Re:Cretin != Cretan by wfstanle · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ! In ancient times, people from Crete were thought to be liars. Look at the wikipedia article...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides_paradox

    11. Re:Cretin != Cretan by LandruBek · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the Epimenides paradox, and I tried to work it into an earlier version of my post. (It was "Cretins have nothing to do with Crete, so why don't you just admit you're lying." Not funny enough.) Nevertheless, despite the lying nature of Cretans, that has nothing to do with the deformed humanity of Cretins.

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    12. Re:Cretin != Cretan by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      I'm a lying Cretan you insensitive clod

  41. All-Righty Then by smchris · · Score: 1

    So much for feeling inferior about State U and not having a British Education.

    Aristotle, notwithstanding, I'd really like the code to be true so I suppose I should read on.

  42. but not like this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always wanted more discussion of philosophy on slahsdot... why did it have to be like this... *shakes head*

  43. I see it now by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Page 147, paragraph 2:

    z3u5 1s 73h 5uk

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  44. Wrap it up by Georules · · Score: 1

    I read the conclusions in the paper, but am still at a loss for exactly what information we have decoded. All I see are comments about a common syntax or structure between books. What is the new information that is derived from this structure? I suppose I should read the rest of the paper.

  45. Most plausable by DogDude · · Score: 1

    If you don't buy Erich's ideas, what's your explanation for the Wheel of Ezekiel? The way I see it, there's three or four possibilities:

    #5: "the Wheel of Ezekiel" is fiction.

    I vote for #5.

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    1. Re:Most plausable by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I believe that's the same as #4, or pretty close (that Ezekiel was lying). I guess #5 would be that someone else was lying, and that Ezekiel never saw anything (or claimed to), or that Ezekiel never even existed.

      But then that raises the question, who wrote it, and why?

    2. Re:Most plausable by lindseyp · · Score: 1

      I don't think it matters just who wrote it,
      As for the 'why'.. for the same reason L Ron Hubbard wrote about the thetans. The same reason Joseph Smith wrote his own little book.

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    3. Re:Most plausable by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's a good point on the "why". But it didn't turn out that well for Ezekiel, since all he got was one lesser-known book in the Bible, instead of his own religion.

  46. Ancient Greek religion did not work that way! by Garwulf · · Score: 1

    Oh, the things that are wrong with these sentences:

    "Plato's ideas were a dangerous threat to Greek religion. He said that mathematical laws and not the gods controlled the universe. Plato's own teacher [Aristotle] had been executed for heresy. Secrecy was normal in ancient times, especially for esoteric and religious knowledge, but for Plato it was a matter of life and death."

    Okay, I spent most of May and June TAing a course on Greek and Roman Myth and religion - and this really misrepresents how Greek religion worked in the first place. There was no such thing as heresy in the Olympian religion, because there was no dogma in the first place. For that matter, there was no concept of religion as we think of it.

    Religion in ancient Greece was about action rather than belief. The closest thing we have to a phrase meaning religion is "sacre facere," which means "to do the sacred things," ie. sacrifice something and partake in the communal feast. This included matters such as religious festivals. What somebody believed was complete unimportant in ancient Athens - it was what they did that mattered.

    Furthermore, there was no dogma - religious practices varied from cult to cult, and even the priesthood wasn't really organized. An ancient Greek priest was the guy who performed the sacrifice, and was a volunteer from the community. It wasn't his day job, there was no formal training, just a loose tradition that could be changed as circumstances required. The exception was the Elysian mysteries, of which even now little is known.

    The actual impiety charge against Socrates was that he was "refusing to recognize the gods recognized by the state and introducing other, new divinities." Now, the second one is interesting, as apparently, Socrates would talk to a "god" on his shoulder - hence, introducing a new divinity to the city. But refusing to recognize the gods was not a matter of him being persecuted for his beliefs (as noted, the ancient Greeks didn't care what somebody believed, only what they did), but for him forcing those beliefs on others in the Agora by accosting them and playing devil's advocate.

    In fact, when you look at it (and the Apology by Plato), it seems that for the most part the impiety charge was part of Socrates having the book thrown at him for being a general nuisance that half of Athens wanted to get rid of.

    If you want to know how ancient Greek religion actually worked, there's a very good book you can get here: http://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Greek-Religion-Desktop-Editions/dp/140518177X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277777750&sr=1-1

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    1. Re:Ancient Greek religion did not work that way! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      But refusing to recognize the gods was not a matter of him being persecuted for his beliefs (as noted, the ancient Greeks didn't care what somebody believed, only what they did), but for him forcing those beliefs on others in the Agora by accosting them and playing devil's advocate.

      My understanding -- and maybe you can clarify -- was that you could believe what you wanted, but if you insulted the official gods, it was thought that you would bring bad juju on the city, so that was forbidden.

      I've also heard a theory that Socrates was getting old and sick and was about ready to check out,so why not tweak the nose of authority and go out with dignity and style? Again, I'm not at all an expert, and welcome more informed correction.

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    2. Re:Ancient Greek religion did not work that way! by Garwulf · · Score: 1

      What you've said is more or less accurate - it's the type of insult that was important.

      So, for example, mentioning in casual conversation that you didn't think Athena or Poseidon really existed, while still fulfilling all of your sacred duties (attending sacrifices and festivals, etc.) wasn't really impiety, as far as I know.

      On the other hand, urinating on the altar of Athena constituted a pretty big insult, and was definitely impiety. I THINK accosting people in the Agora and trying to debate the existence of the gods with them when they just wanted to go home was the same thing. It was all about the action, though.

      I hope that makes sense.

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  47. Old News by ianm.phil · · Score: 1

    People have been making this argument for decades, if not centuries. For an excellent presentation see Brisson and Meyerstein's amazing book "Inventing the universe: Plato's Timaeus, the big bang, and the problem of scientific knowledge" (1995).

  48. Tempest in a teapot by mbone · · Score: 1

    I have (quickly) read the paper. The author does a stichometric analysis and concludes that there is a mathematical structure in the texts (which seems reasonably solid) and that (as Aristotle said), Plato was thus a Pythagorean (they were big on numerical mysticism). I would regard that as a "definite maybe." And that's pretty much it. To go from that to that he "anticipated the Scientific Revolution 2,000 years before Isaac Newton" is, IMHO, a stretch.

  49. If you stare long enough at anything by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    You will see patterns if you stare at anything long enough. Simple fact of man. Man sees design where there is none.

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    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
  50. Alice in Wonderland by elocinanna · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why not study that if you're looking for secret codes? It's very likely there's some stuff that nobody has figured out in there. I know Dodgson isn't as influential as Plato by a long-shot but in terms of the information the writers provide, what Dodgson lacks in ahead-of-his-timeness he makes up for in being relatively recent. I'd say both are about as relevant (somewhere around the "kind of" mark..)

  51. Religion in ancient Greece by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    It was all booze and butt secz wit teh bois. Geez.

    Truth is, Socrates was condemned because he smelled like ass. People have markets and shit to run, and they don't need some chatty hobo ambling in and encouraging teens to come in with their backpacks and steal all the shit that isn't nailed down.

    --
    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
  52. Worst of all by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Bill and Ted even took him to the future to try and save him. But, sure enough, when they book report was done, Socrates was all, "I need to get back to Athens because my stank is probably wearing off as we speak."

    --
    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
  53. He was executed for time travel by SlappyBastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't you ever watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? Everyone knows the Greeks were jacked when they saw Socrates go into a phone booth, disappear and then reappear. Worse, when he came back, he kept trying to tell the Greeks to "be excellent to each other". Unconventional beliefs, indeed.

    The final straw came when the Greeks repeatedly insisted there is only one time traveling phone booth, and it belongs to The Doctor. Socrates said, "Nu-huh!" Heresy, indeed.

    --
    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
    1. Re:He was executed for time travel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find The Doctor travels in a police box, not a phone booth...

    2. Re:He was executed for time travel by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or does Socrates look like a biker.

      There was a question: Blank said blank blank.

      Someone known to History by one name who was known for saying two words.
      Gnothi seauton (Know Thyself). Frankly, seauton sounds like two words to me. There were about six people credited with this, and it may have been copied from the Oracle of Apollo at Delphi. Was he sentenced for plegiarism?

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      Mr. Socrates meet Mr. Hemlock.

    3. Re:He was executed for time travel by Adaeniel · · Score: 1

      The final straw came when the Greeks repeatedly insisted there is only one time traveling phone booth, and it belongs to The Doctor.

      The Doctor does not own a phone booth. He owns a police callbox. There is a difference. The phone isn't even inside of the police box.

  54. Low signal-to-noise ratio by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Duh!

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    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
  55. Re:Aristotle? Really? by fishexe · · Score: 1

    Even Bill and Ted knew the difference between Aristotle and Socrates.

    Yeah, Socrates they brought back and Aristotle they didn't.

    You're dumber than Bill and Ted.

    Hey now, I'm sure if kdawson had spent a few hours stuffed in a phone booth with Socrates, he'd know the difference too. Let's at least give him credit for that.

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    "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
  56. From the philosophy Dept of the University of Wool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day

  57. Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Religious leaders well knew the value of an education before the Renaissance. Particularly the Arabs, who had vast libraries. So did the Orthodox Greeks, at Constantinople. How do you think the Renaissance started in the first place?

    It actually began by collecting copies of the the books in the Constantinople libraries, which were the only surviving copies of the ancient Greek Classics. In short, it all boiled down to literally a half dozen people over a relatively short period of time; copying them and sending them to Italy, where they were receptive to the works at the time. This is what gave birth to the Renaissance. Literally a half a dozen people are responsible for preserving these works. This is described in the book "Sailing from Byzantium", IIRC.

    If you're talking about the population in general, then you might have a point. But keep in mind that it was the Printing Press which enabled books to be available to the common person. Before that, they were very expensive to produce.

    These books, btw, formed the basis of an education well up to the early 1900's. If you studied Math, for example, you started out studying the same books that had been used for 2000 years.

    One other key point that the author made was that periods of study and knowledge throughout history typically last about 300 years, regardless of the civilization. Considering our own period can be said to have started in the 1700's (with the Enlightenment), we may well be approaching the end of our learned society. That's something to keep in mind with all of the talk about the End of Empire for the U.S., and then end of cheap energy.

    1. Re:Nonsense by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      The religious leaders were not that enlightened. In Middle Age Europe, they did indeed support learning. They built observatories. They extended patronage to astronomers and astrologers. They experimented with agriculture-- the domestication of strawberries happened through the efforts of the monks of the Middle Ages. They were often consulted for answers, and they certainly encouraged people to look to them for answers, so it was very natural for them to try to be prepared for tough questions. It was quite important that they observe the heavens. Would have been pretty embarrassing to be the last to know of some heavenly event like a supernova or eclipse. And of course they copied and translated manuscripts.

      But there is a very important proviso. As messengers of God, truth, and all the important answers, the religious leaders expected that any discoveries would of course merely confirm or elaborate on what they already "knew". It was positively unfaithful to doubt that, so they couldn't really refuse to explore, just in case. On those occasions when a discovery didn't fit expectations, they sometimes persecuted the messengers quite viciously, as Galileo found.

      300 years sounds like a pretty arbitrary period, for something that I suspect isn't even cyclical. I see little reason to fear we are about to descend into barbarism. Hand wringing over a shortage of scientists and students and workers in STEM, even if unrealistic and untrue, doesn't impress me as a society that is about to turn its back on education. Any fanatic creationists that gain any traction are pretty quickly smacked down. Kansas didn't disrespect Evolution for long.

      Possibly we could run short of oil and be in a world of hurt if we haven't prepared. Climate Change could also destabilize civilization. But we know of these problems. We know of certain devastating possibilities like an asteroid strike or a supervolcano eruption such as Yellowstone. We have taken no serious steps to head off such problems, and it's not clear what we could do about a volcano anyway. Most likely if we are hit by an asteroid, we will never have seen it coming, but we're improving on that. But possibly the biggest dangers are those that we do not know about.

      The Minoans never saw Thera coming. The Romans never figured out that lead was toxic. The Western Roman Empire was certainly governed insanely, with paranoid, mentally unstable emperors doing crazy things like personally assassinating their best generals even as the barbarians approached. Are we making ourselves unhealthy and insane with all these new chemicals, devices, and customs we have today, and heading for a breakdown? I don't see how the Romans could have discovered that lead was bad. Perhaps our modern society is also not up to discovering some vital information. Here I think one of the biggest problems is the "War on Science", of the sort embodied by tobacco companies attempts to confuse and hide the health issues with nicotine. The worst part is that they don't seem to understand what utter fools they are being, and why what they're trying to do is not science. They really seem to think a lot of science is just bull. They see no reason why they shouldn't also try to baffle people with bull. And these leaders think they're so smart. As far as we know, such liars and fools have never gotten away with their lies for long-- not long enough to wreck our current civilization anyway.

      We are much better at science, much more educated, and have far more people looking into all kinds of issues than the Romans could ever have done. We also have a tradition of skepticism, with the media expected to grill political and industrial leaders, even if they often fail to do so and miss things. We'll break that cycle.

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      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
  58. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, my are an idiot.

  59. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your are an idiot"

    I can tell you want kdawson's job.

  60. Textual Variants? by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    All ancient texts have variants because they were hand-copied. Heck, all documents up until very recently have variants.

    Now, that is not the same as saying "we have no idea what Plato said." We do. But if you are going to extract a code, you better have a standard text. If you are pulling out letters at some equal distance (or something along those lines), you won't be able to get a consistent message with textual variants.

    I'm not a classical Greek person, but I would assume there are some words that could be spelled in different ways and appear that way in the text. There may even be changes in word order that doesn't change the overall meaning of straightforward meaning but would change this.

    Anyway, I'm really skeptical about this. Furthermore, it's been a while since I took my Ancient Greek Philosophy class in college, but I seem to remember that there were the equivalent of materialists in Ancient Greek philosophy. As the Bible says, there is nothing new under the Sun. I'm not so sure that Plato would feel the need to hide this view from public knowledge.

    What is more interesting is that Plato extols man-young boy love relationships. Once Plato got popular within the Catholic Church, people began to ask "hey what's going on here?" "That doesn't mean what you think it means." Hence, the term "platonic relationship."

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    Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
  61. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Kdawson, your are an idiot." - I hereby proclaim this to be Sasayaki's law. When insulting someone on the internet, it is likely you will make some horrible spelling or grammar error which results in everyone laughing at you. If you are picking on someone for their own spelling or grammar, the probability of this approaches 1.

    This sentance is designated to proof this rule.

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    Check out my sci-fi book "Lacuna" at http://goo.gl/MVxX8
  62. So what does it mean? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    All these years cracking this code, he's done it, and he hasn't tried to put it all together to see if the hidden code makes any readible sense? I tried do it out of the annoated pdf download of Socrates' Symposium speech from Jay Kennedy's website but my ancient greek is a little rusty and my translation was nonsensical. All I got was:

    "help me are student here time machine mishap kernel panic in quantum fluctuation regulator module stupid arduino fail experiement sent back too far wanted woodstock not greek ancient time fml please send spare flux capacitor from 2013"

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    After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
  63. polydeath by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Let's assume you can only be executed once before further attempts are irrelevant. I would argue that you can only be executed for a single crime, and the one being executed gets to pick which crime's ultimate penalty will be applied first. I say the executioner(s) forfeit the right to select when they claim to apply a set of mutually exclusive punishments. Not a whole lot of comfort if you die, but if you insist hard during your death it might at least irritate them or even cause reform in how such punishment is applied. (ex: torture then death, not the other way around)

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    1. Re:polydeath by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      How about...

      There are 10 generators generating electricity.

      Each one of them is provided, and powered up, by the court or official condeming you to death, supplying sufficient current to ensure death.

      They are hooked up in parallel.

      A switch is flicked automatically after a delay the current flows through you.

      You die.

    2. Re:polydeath by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I would welcome a method of electrocution that was 10 times what was necessary, maybe they wouldn't sit there and cook people for long periods committing torture instead of an execution.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  64. Re: Secret Kdawson Code by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    (Riffing off an earlier post)

    I have analyzed the entire collected works of Kdawson editorials, looking for patterns. Then, as a control sample I analyzed the editorial summaries of the other editors. I find that the errors in Kdawson suddenly become very very round.

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  65. OK by microbee · · Score: 1

    So when is the movie coming out?

  66. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Two9A · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, that mantle has already been taken: Muphry's Law, which states that any proofreading or editing comment will contain a proofing or editing mistake of some kind.

    No doubt this post will come out with some HTML fuckup, but I expect that.

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    xkcdsw: the unofficial archive of Making xkcd Slightly Worse
  67. Hogwash by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1
    The paper is here : http://personalpages.manchester.ac.uk/staff/jay.kennedy/Kennedy_Apeiron_proofs.pdf For people like me who thought he encoded hidden sentences in verses lengths or in punctuations location, it is very disappointing. The only "hidden" message revealed is that he puts values he think positive at the beginning of his texts and negative values at the end. There is no information in these hidden messages. Just regular literary "researcher" Dan-Browmnesque "message". Here is a quote :

    Side-by-side comparisons of passages at the same relative locations shows that concepts with neg- ative valuations within the dialogues, like disease, dishonesty, Hades, the body, difference, and negation, tend to cluster in definite ranges and at a definite locations, such as around and between the points ten and eleven twelfths of the way through the dialogues. Similarly, positive concepts, like the forms, virtue, the gods, goodness, justice, and the soul, tend to occur in distinct and equally definite ranges. These tendencies are never absolute, but the mixture of concepts in these ranges is clearly dominated either by more negative or by more positive concepts,

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    The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
  68. HERMOCRATES! by prionic6 · · Score: 1

    A friend of Socrates!

    1. Re:HERMOCRATES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm selling these fine leather jackets....

  69. Re:Absolutely IMPORTANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  70. Okay, I misspoke by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    Technically, it isn't published out of UT Austin. All the business matters related to the publishing happens at Academic Printing and Publishing like you say. If you want to subscribe or order back issues, you go there.

    It is the editorial office that is hosted by UT Austin. If you want to submit a paper, you contact UT. UT arranges for the peer review, etc. The executive editor is R.J. Hankinson of UT Austin. If you don't know who that is, search Google.

  71. Say it ain't so! by RichiH · · Score: 1

    Dear Sir, surely, you are not implying that kdawson is by any and all metrics known to man the worst /. editor ever? This is a dire assault on this fine gentleman's unique, if somewhat feeble, intellect!

  72. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hereby proclaim this to be Sasayaki's law. When insulting someone on the internet, it is likely you will make some horrible spelling or grammar error which results in everyone laughing at you. If you are picking on someone for their own spelling or grammar, the probability of this approaches 1.

    The latter half is already known as Muphry's Law [sic], actually.

    Also, naming things after yourself is a little vain, isn't it? Come up with things and leave it to others to decide whether you've really done something so new and interesting that these things should be named after you.

  73. And the message was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the secret message was his mom's recipe for moussaka, innit peeps and everbod.

  74. Full Decryption? by acalltoreason · · Score: 0

    Has there been a full decryption of Plato's work? Or are these results preliminary?

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    Where has reason in the world gone? Have we abandoned it in favor of power and politics?
  75. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    Kdawson, your are an idiot

    The irony, I love it.

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    They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
  76. The enemy of open society by DogPhilosopher · · Score: 1

    From the press release you'd think that Plato was a champion of freedom and human rights. It would be more accurate to describe him as a proto-fascist pederast. Popper has argued as much in The open society and its enemies Vol 1: The spell of Plato, but apparently this guy didn't get the memo..

    A Plato quote from that book:
    `The greatest principle of all is that nobody, whether male or female, should be without a leader. Nor should the mind of anybody be habituated to letting him do anything at all on his own initiative, neither out of zeal, nor even playfully. [..]
    And even in the smallest matter he should stand under leadership. For example, he should get up, or move, or wash, or take his meals [..] only if he has been told to do so. In a word, he should teach his soul, by long habit, never to dream of acting independently, and to become utterly incapable of it.'

    Also see wikipedia:
    "According to this model, the principles of Athenian democracy (as it existed in his day) are rejected as only a few are fit to rule."

    "He argues that it is better to be ruled by a bad tyrant, than be a bad democracy"

  77. can't wait by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    can't wait to hear what it says, maybe it will be a recipe for building a small cold fusion reactor, or some goody like that???

  78. Sappho the what? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if you're confused and don't realise that Sappho was a Lesbian because she lived on the island of Lesbos, or the (prostitute?) in brackets is supposed to be clever, but no. Come off it. She was an educated woman who wrote about romantic love. The author of the famous invocation to Hesperus was an aristocrat living in an aristocratic society. You have to remember that each Greek city state had its own culture. I think you may be confusing Lesbos with Athens, which had a positively Arabic attitude to women, but had a class of independent semi-aristocratic women called hetairae who had powerful male protectors. Calling them "prostitutes" is a major cultural misunderstanding; Athens had its street prostitutes (as Aristophanes notes in The Wasps) but they were from a totally different class. And Mytilene wasn't Athens.

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    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
  79. Re:Aristotle? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Kdawson, your are an idiot." - I hereby proclaim this to be Anonymous Coward's law.

    Then again, I think this might be too common knowledge to be proclaimed a new law.

  80. Why do you post anonymously? by gknoy · · Score: 1

    That was some really interesting stuff, and evidence of some effort on your part. I regret that I can't shovel karma in your direction by modding your posts upwards (well, if they weren't already maxed). :D

  81. Re:Aristotle? Really? by the_hellspawn · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Re-evaluate your life, dude. You're doing it wrong. -fixed

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    "The laws of science be a harsh mistress." --Bender
  82. Uhhh, or maybe Ezekiel didn't write it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you should learn a little bit more about higher criticism and current scholarship on the history of the bible. The most probable explanation is one which you do not even consider. It is entirely possible that Ezekiel (if such a person really existed) did not purport to have the vision you described, but it was invented by later scribes and added to the book of Ezekiel. Or the whole book of Ezekiel is an invention by a scribe, and the Ezekiel described as the author of the book never even existed.

  83. Q.E.D. by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

    Therefore Plato was, in fact, Francis Bacon.

  84. Re:Aristotle? Really? by acheron12 · · Score: 1

    I hereby proclaim this to be Sasayaki's law.

    Sorry, but Muphry already took it.

    Instead, Sasayaki's law could refer to incidences where one names a law after oneself only to find that it already has a name.

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  85. Re:Absolutely IMPORTANT by chibiace · · Score: 0

    awesome. very insightful

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    he who controls the spice controls the universe
  86. Bullshit by FLuke27 · · Score: 2, Informative

    His website: http://personalpages.manchester.ac.uk/staff/jay.kennedy

    Here's the argument, as far as I can tell.
    1. Plato's dialogues contain certain patterns.
    2. These patterns could only have been put there intentionally.
    3. These patterns show Plato was a Pythagorean.
    4. Therefore Plato was many centuries ahead of his time.

    Regarding the premise (1), sure, everything sufficiently complex will contain lots of patterns. The late Martin Gardner has written some articles about common statistical fallacies that may be relevant here (some are in Science: Good, Bad, and Bogus IIRC). The more data there is to sift through, the more likely one can find a certain complex pattern. He's mostly looking at the lengths and locations of certain sections, within sizeable bodies of text, so it's no surprise he came across certain patterns, especially lengths in fractions of 12, and appearances of "positive" or "negative" issues (e.g., beauty or disease). The existence of the patterns does not support (2), even though some examples have been found that fit the author's specifications fairly precisely. It would take deliberate work to avoid producing any such patterns in long written works (like the Symposium, one of Plato's longest dialogues, which is one of the author's targets), so the patterns hardly show intention. (I'm simply granting the author's premises about the correct way to represent the dialogues, whose exact contents are not entirely known, due to transcription errors, small gaps, etc.)

    Nor does (2) support (3). Pythagoreanism was a cult combining mysticism, mathematics, and music, and Pythagoreans worked out the "circle of fifths" from which we get the common 12-note musical scale, and some other very basic Western music theory. We know independently that Plato was influenced by Pythagoreans. But Plato's writing something that happens to contain a few 12-based patterns hardly constitutes an allusion to, let alone an endorsement of, Pythagoreanism or any principle of it. And the author's calling the collections of issues that come up at these intervals "harmonic" or "disharmonic" (rather than, e.g. "relevant", "contrary", or any other way we might connect the given pairs or triples of issues the author mentions in the paper) hardly shows any musical allusion on Plato's part.

    Finally, (3) does not support (4), the sexiest claim mentioned in the summary and press release (and on the author's website). If it did, we could just as well say the Pythagoreans anticipated the scientific revolution, etc. Well, in a nearly empty sense they did, just like Democritus anticipated early 20th-century atomic physics (although the former "anticipation" is more vague and tenuous). Some people thousands of years ago said a few things that turned out to be more or less right. This does not show they knew things not widely known until much later, because they lacked sufficient justification for their beliefs. If you speculate enough, as early scientist/philosophers tended to do, you will occasionally get something right. Big whoop.

    So as far as I can tell, this paper (and the other writings available on his website) contains a terrible argument for an obviously false conclusion. (Disclaimer: although I'm a philosopher, I'm not an expert on Plato or any other ancients.)

  87. Re:I drink therefore i am by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

    When you don't have the genetic ability to ignore reality you will try anything.