You can buy pot in any high school, but not beer. That should tell people something about their misguided drug laws, which cause the very problems they purport to solve.
You can easily conceal a dime bag of weed in high school. A bottle of beer? Not so much...
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Why is he tweeting on the mountain?
The MMO gives my hands something to do while I chat to my peer group.
Se, that's what porn is for...
As long as there's newgrounds and /f/...
Oh hey look, a patent troll.
I screw food into my girlfriend's mouth all the time...
;_;
Oh who am I kidding... I have no girlfriend
"although it won't look pretty or run as fast..."
"...as it does on multicore servers." Way to quote out of context there. Who modded this insightful, really?
hmm...
1 shot vodka
1 shot 1800® Tequila
1 shot white rum
Combine in a whiskey sour glass, and serve.
Man, I sure hope so. I seriously hope I see the day when apple goes tits up.
Personally, I find her a hero for doing that. We need more people like her in our society, and less people believing in imaginary friends.
Yeah, and our bodies will automatically see these phages as allies and let them right through...
Do you get the song "Oppressed People" stuck in your head too?
man, that's a funny way of spelling "marketing."
What do you want, a cookie?
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Fixed that for you.
Anon does not always deliver.
Rule 34 + Rosie O'Donnell = no delivery.
Actually, they did deliver. Now excuse me while I go find the closest toilet to vomit in.
And usually I'm proud of my heritage, but then after hearing this, I'm quite ashamed.
;/
This is almost as bad as the Vatican.
You can buy pot in any high school, but not beer. That should tell people something about their misguided drug laws, which cause the very problems they purport to solve.
You can easily conceal a dime bag of weed in high school. A bottle of beer? Not so much...
that MP3 felt more like 7 minutes rather than 9.
Wait.... Shit..
The interesting thing is I've not heard any Haiti jokes.
You can find plenty here.
She's quite the cutie. I wonder if she'll be available in three years? ;D
Yeah and it'll probably be priced WAY above the competition. Yeah this'll take off like a lead weight.
Last I checked WINE doesn't virtualize DOS.
You couldn't mate with a pig, though. If you could it would be crossbreeding. Again, nothing similar at all.
That doesn't stop some people from trying. ;p
They want their newsworthy story back.
...and the occasional pocket change on lotion and AA batteries.
Wait... LOTION?! Don't you ladies produce that yourselves? ;/