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  1. Great choice of name on Apple Officially Releases Beta Dual Boot Loader · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I think of "boot camp", I think of a grueling, authoritarian experience. Naturally, a good fit for something that lets you run Windows XP.

  2. Open Source Clothing? on Open Source Dress for Success University Opens · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't mean to be negative at all, I'm just concerned: If the OSDSU starts pushing people to wear Open Source clothing, is this necessarily a good thing? Sure, most of the garments are free and made with good karma, but the care tags are a foot long, the weaving on one sleeve is twice as think as the weaving on the other, and the inside of the watch pocket says "/* Mr T ate your mom's balls */"

  3. This will only be temporary on China Buys Google · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The Register reports that Bush will invoke his wartime powers to stay in office for a third term.

    Saddle up boys, we're goin' to Shanghai!


    Register story is linked at site below:

  4. That's great... on MONKEYS USE ROBOTS TO FLING POO!!! GROSS!!! :) :) · · Score: 2, Funny

    But was it one of those cuuuuute pink monkeys?

  5. Don't complain... on OpenSSH Vulnerability Discovered · · Score: 0

    That poor guy probably worked for 6 hours getting the stick-figure ASCII art just right.

  6. How can we trust this? on OMG!!! OMG OMG!!! LINUS LIKES PINKDOT!!! LOL!!! · · Score: 0

    Like, if Taco puts this up and the link is dead immediately, how do we know he's not just makin' it up to show off for his girlfriends?

  7. Re:Hot? What about cold? on How Hot Would a Light Saber Really Be? · · Score: 0

    You guyyyyyys. It's april fool's day. Only here does one get called a troll for suggesting something as absurdly nerdy as lightsabers being cold. Today we're here to talk about ponies and ask for mod points. Case closed.

  8. All this scientific advancement... on Here There Be Dragons · · Score: 0
    ...and yet I still can't get pretzel rods with tangy ranch flavor.

    Paulo's News: Apple CEO Steve Jobs, conservative pundit Tucker Carlson are Father and Son

  9. Hot? What about cold? on How Hot Would a Light Saber Really Be? · · Score: 0, Troll
    How do we know the light saber is hot? What if it is just really really cold?

    Paulo's News: Apple CEO Steve Jobs, conservative pundit Tucker Carlson are Father and Son

  10. Apple's Red State Strategy on Apple's Fruitful Future · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apple will unveil their new Red State division that will broaden the company's appeal beyond their left-coast latte-drinking white-earbud hipster base.

    The division, headed by Steve Jobs look-alike Tucker Carlson, will begin to bring out new products that cater specifically to this untapped market.

    The new Intel iBooks will feature optional American Flag engraving, Sudden Mud Sensor, and birdshot-proof screen protection.

    Also, all new Macs will have the option to boot up to the traditional Mac startup chime or, for the first time, the Fox News Alert sound effect.

  11. It'll be bigger than any of that on Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary? · · Score: 1
    We still think Steve Jobs will announce that conservative pundit Tucker Carlson is his long-lost brother. Don't believe it? See the photos.

    Uncanny, no?