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  1. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze on A New Reality For IT: the 18-Month Org Chart · · Score: 1

    I know you are being sarcastic, but if you look at technology as a solution for all humans, not just the wealthy white people, then yes, it has done the most wonderful job of lifting most humans out of poverty.

    No, you're right. I was being sarcastic.

    The fault is with late-stage capitalism, not technology.

  2. The climate skeptic's reply: on This Was America's Warmest Winter On Record (slate.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Nuh-uh!"

  3. Re:Wishful thinking? on Reason Excoriates Paper On "Glaciers, Gender, and Science" (reason.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear the ads about how men need to teach their kids not to beat up women (the assumption of course is that they all do).

    To be fair, not all men are able to beat up their wives.

  4. Slashvertisement on New Smartwatches Allow Students To Cheat On Exams · · Score: 1

    I don't need a watch to help me cheat on exams. The only exams I get now involve medical professionals. I need a watch to help me cheat on my wife.

  5. Re:Training? on A New Reality For IT: the 18-Month Org Chart · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ditto. Where can I find one of these jobs?

    Bangalore.

  6. Re:The gig economy? on A New Reality For IT: the 18-Month Org Chart · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about the gig economy?

    If someone mentions the "gig economy" to you, that's when you should pull out a 12" frying pan and hit them in the face as hard as you can. It won't make your life better, but it's extremely satisfying.

  7. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze on A New Reality For IT: the 18-Month Org Chart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away.

    And replaces them with mind-numbing jobs that can be done by people in third-world countries for 15% of what you're making.

    Well done, technology.

  8. Re:But luckily ???? on 4chan Founder Chris Poole Will Try To Fix Social At Google (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    I also have dropped Gmail for gmx.com.

    Who is gmx.com and how do they make money?

  9. Re:But luckily ???? on 4chan Founder Chris Poole Will Try To Fix Social At Google (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    8chan is where it's at now

    If by "it" you mean the stuff that collects under the refrigerator.

  10. It's messy piles of crumpled paper, mixed in with pizza boxes (+ cheese), empty Cheetos bags, and semi-empty whiskey bottles that is the real fire hazard.

    Now you tell me.

  11. I didn't know you'd earned your Ph.D.

    My PhD is in English Literature, so I only tell females that I'm a doctor. Usually, I just give my status as "over-educated".

  12. I live in fear that some ransomware is going to encrypt my collection of ASCII porn, so I've been printing it out little by little on my Okidata 320. The good news is that I'm protected from ransomware, but the bad news is my house is now a serious fire hazard. Stacks of paper everywhere.

  13. They're pretty aggressive with asking alumni for financial assistance

    That's every single institution of higher education in the nation. I got my bachelor's, master's and PhD from three different joints, and there's something in my mail or email every other day.

  14. Trifecta on Google Challenge Results In Astoundingly Efficient Inverters · · Score: 3, Funny

    We may have just hit peak Google. Three stories in a row.

  15. Tired of hearing about this jaded, politically correct, once was great academic institution.

    What the fuck are you talking about?

  16. Jonathan Osterman on Scuba Diver Survives Being Sucked Into Nuclear Plant (nydailynews.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    This article sounds exactly like the origin story of a superhero.

    A stupid, Florida superhero, but superhero nonetheless.

  17. Re:She lived longer than most poor voters... on Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dead At 94 (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1, Informative

    Pretty much every powerful political, military, and business leader in Central America had ties to the drug trade in the 80s.

    And Reagan had ties to them all.

    So the best you can say is Reagan gave tacit approval to the CIA flooding the inner cities with crack cocaine. The documents that survived Ollie North's "shredding party" confirm this.

    And never forget:

    "By the end of his term, 138 Reagan administration officials had been convicted, had been indicted, or had been the subject of official investigations for official misconduct and/or criminal violations. In terms of number of officials involved, the record of his administration was the worst ever."

    Here's a list of them, too:

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/...

    "...the worst ever."

  18. Re:She lived longer than most poor voters... on Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dead At 94 (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, that's a load of bullshit.

    Yeah, I thought that too for years. But it turns out, like MK-ULTRA, the Reagain/Crack Cocaine connection is absolutely true. Documents have come to light since the 80s that prove it.

    In fact, the Reagan Administration admitted to it in secret testimony to Congress.

    http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEB...

  19. Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dead at 94 on Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dead At 94 (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    How can they tell?

  20. Re:She lived longer than most poor voters... on Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dead At 94 (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    What exactly did Reagan do that previous administrations back to Truman's hadn't done?

    Oh man. Where to start?

    http://listverse.com/2015/01/1...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    The Reagan Administration stands as the only US administration that was ever convicted of crimes against humanity.

    And that doesn't even count his domestic policies that hollowed out the middle class and started our slide into the economic inequality we have today. He dumped crack cocaine into the inner cities to fund illegal wars in Central America and turned the School of the Americas into a training center for hit squads that massacred innocent people, including Jesuit priests and nuns.

    He was by far the president that did the most lasting damage to the United States of America.

  21. Re:Pattern recognition on Tracking Caucusgoers By Their Cell Phones (schneier.com) · · Score: 1

    For instance, people who want to blow up whaling ships are most likely democrats.

    No, they're most likely Green Party members.

  22. Re:Verification? on A Phone App Helps Day Laborers Attack Wage Theft (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    How will the data be verified? There is so much potential for abuse here.

    You mean people who hire day laborers might be targets for abuse?

    Now THAT is irony.

  23. Re:Nice and all on A Phone App Helps Day Laborers Attack Wage Theft (nytimes.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but when are we going to start enforcing minimum wage law?

    The current minimum wage law is a joke. There are states where the minimum wage is still $7.25 an hour.

    I don't care what kind of job you have, if you're working for someone, it's worth more than $7.25 an hour. If you're the Quality Assurance supervisor at a Las Vegas strip club, your time is still worth more than $7.25 a goddamn hour.

    And by the way, I'm currently seeking a position as a Quality Assurance supervisor at a Las Vegas strip club. If you know of such a position, hit me up on Linkdin. But you better be paying at least $9/hr and offer free hand sanitizer. I don't care if there's an employee lunch room on premises, because I hope to be eating out.

  24. Re:Takers! on A Phone App Helps Day Laborers Attack Wage Theft (nytimes.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you actually think that expecting a days pay for a days worth of work is socialism

    That is actually one of the most prominent parts of the Republican Party's platform.

    I wouldn't be surprised if there were t-shirts and bumper stickers on sale at CPAC with "Expecting A Day's Work For A Day's Pay Is Socialism" on them.

  25. In related news... on Record-Breaking 11000ft Flight Sparks Criticism In Pilot Community · · Score: 1