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A New Reality For IT: the 18-Month Org Chart

StewBeans writes: Finding and keeping IT talent is getting increasingly competitive and expensive. A recruiter for Bay Area and Seattle tech companies said in a recent New York Times article about the cloud computing skill gap. "Someone working deep inside Amazon is getting five to 20 recruiting offers a day. Compensation has doubled in five years." Beyond steep salary and benefits packages, the resources to train new IT talent is wasted if they jump ship for the next best offer. That's why some IT executives are focusing talent management inward and investing in their current employees who are loyal and eager to learn, adapt, and grow with their company. Curt Carver, CIO for the University of Alabama at Birmingham, said that this approach led him to do away with the 10-year IT org chart and remain more agile as technology needs change. He argues that 18-month org charts and constant training are the new reality for IT, providing this example: "If you go back a couple of years ago, we were heavily involved in the storage business. Now I can buy unlimited storage from the cloud. I don't need a lot of people doing storage. In fact, I may only need one. Everybody else, I'm willing to retrain you, but you're going to be doing mobile, or you're going to be doing business intelligence, or you're going to be helping our organizations do gap analysis."

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  1. I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The gap between the expectation that technology would lead to a leisure society, and the realization that it just leads to a feudal, totalitarian regime where the billionaire beggars just take, take, take.

    1. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Technology doesn't make your job easier, it makes it harder. What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away. And replace them with harder jobs, that requires creative thought, and out of the box problem solving.
      Our education system fails to stress this new type of thinking. So many people are caught off guard as technology replaces their work.
      Even if you are in technology, you need to keep an eye on what is happening for your job, if you find what you are doing is repetitive with a canned solution to a planned event, that means you are probably getting out of date, and will need to work on training for a change in your job.

      In IT you can't expect to be doing the same job in your career.

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    2. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away.

      And replaces them with mind-numbing jobs that can be done by people in third-world countries for 15% of what you're making.

      Well done, technology.

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    3. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by bobstreo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Technology doesn't make your job easier, it makes it harder. What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away. And replace them with harder jobs, that requires creative thought, and out of the box problem solving.
      Our education system fails to stress this new type of thinking. So many people are caught off guard as technology replaces their work.
      Even if you are in technology, you need to keep an eye on what is happening for your job, if you find what you are doing is repetitive with a canned solution to a planned event, that means you are probably getting out of date, and will need to work on training for a change in your job.

      In IT you can't expect to be doing the same job in your career.

      I have seen a lot of jobs replaced by automation. I started work with 5 secretaries for a group of 120 people. There was one 5 years later. Because computers replaced things like scheduling meetings, sending information, email replaced notes sent to your desk inbox.

      I think the next great automation/outsourcing should be management. There is really no need for all these overpaid MBA types, when there are plenty of H1B eligible people with the same degrees who will work for pennies on the dollar. All the managers need to do is train their replacements. Shouldn't take long at all, and think of the immediate financial gratification of the shareholders.

    4. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our education system fails to stress this new type of thinking.

      Well they tried that, but a crapload of people who utterly failed at comprehending even basic Math in school all freaked out because they couldn't understand their children's homework problems. Then instead of admitting they STILL don't understand, fundamentally, how "long division" works, they decided to Blame Obama and his AntiChrist Common Core. So very soon the kids will be back to learning how to perform simple Math operations without learning HOW the math actually works or WHY the traditional 'long division' method functions like it does.

      And if you think that's bad, wait until the parents start trying to do their kids' homework for simple programming problems. Most of them bitched and moaned about having to do 'proofs', screamed bloody murder about being forced to learn even basic interest calculations, skipped class when they heard that "story problems" were on the syllabus, and then wonder why there's a shortage in STEM fields and why they keep getting fucked over on their car loans, credit cards, and mortgages while earning minimum wage cleaning toilets.

      tl;dr The problem is parents are dumb, and you can't fix stupid.

    5. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by camperdave · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... there are plenty of H1B eligible people ...

      I'm not an American, so whenever I see H1B I think of pencils, not people.

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    6. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by fluffernutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing is, if they took the salary from those 5 secretaries and REINVESTED IT into the base of 120 people, they wouldn't be in the predicament they are today. Where did that money go instead? They probably chose to allocate it to show greater profits instead of using it as an investment in their employee base, and now they are reaping what they sowed.

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    7. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by StikyPad · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Except there is no "H1B," there's just HB.

      You might as well have said, "I'm not from africa, so when I hear drumbeats, I think horses."

    8. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away.

      And replaces them with mind-numbing jobs that can be done by people in third-world countries for 15% of what you're making.

      Well done, technology.

      Exactly. The mere existence of "call centres" is a sign the products are possibly poorly designed and the people, not the call centre staff, responsible for supporting them within their organisation are idiots. I found it offensive to be paid 42K per year as a call centre support analyst answering questions and walking through troubleshooting and/or installation processes for the caller paid 100K+ per year.

    9. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by jaymemaurice · · Score: 2

      Exec admits he doesn't need guys who know storage because the abstraction "cloud" somehow provided storage experts "in the cloud"

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    10. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      And replaces them with mind-numbing jobs that can be done by people in third-world countries for 15% of what you're making.

      Well done, capitalism.

      FTFY.

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    11. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny

      What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away.

      It also makes you talk like William, Shatner.

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    12. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Space Nutter, *all* his posts read like an aphasic's word salad.

    13. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The billionaire beggar class has better ideas of what to do with the increased productivity brought on by technology: they keep it for themselves.

      Oddly, those benefits never trickled down, it seems.

    14. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technology doesn't make your job easier, it makes it harder. What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away. And replace them with harder jobs, that requires creative thought, and out of the box problem solving.

      The jobs it creates are much less in number than the number of jobs it makes obsolete. Those jobs are replaced with higher taxes (or deficits) to support an underclass that gets bumped out of low wage work.

    15. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a net loss of human effort. Tech doesn't replace low-thought jobs with high-thought jobs one-for-one. For every 100 low-thought jobs eliminated, one high-thought job is created.

      If tech did not do this, the total cost of ownership would be higher than the cost of just paying people to do the low-though jobs, and the tech wouldn't be adopted.

      So, for the most part, tech doesn't make your job easier...it makes your job redundant. And that is precisely what makes tech valuable.

      The fact that humans respond to this automation by simply cutting people lose and letting them starve isn't the fault of the technology itself, it is the fault of human vices. Those will make things suck for us regardless of the technology level. In fact, I would go a step further and say that continued advances in tech are the only force that is likely to give us a means of overcoming human vices and building a better society.

    16. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by smelch · · Score: 1

      Do you just not believe that infrastructure and platform as a service businesses exist, or are you objecting to them being termed "cloud offerings"? Oh wait, are you saying that people still need in house storage because of sensitive data? Wait, I've got it, you're saying you need local storage because of performance! On second thought, I'm pretty sure your comment doesn't mean anything but just put quotes around parts of sentences to create the illusion of a point and the reader can fill in their own complaint about cloud services. You're a genius!

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    17. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Technology doesn't make your job easier, it makes it harder. What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away. And replace them with harder jobs, that requires creative thought, and out of the box problem solving.

      So it makes life harder. Rather than a tedious but relatively secure 9-5 job with nights and weekends free to do whatever you want you have a tenuous, short-term contracted 9-5 job that leaves you feeling too drained to do anything at night or on weekends... if you're not doing (probably unpaid) overtime (and I include thinking about work problems in that) then because of fear you might lose your job or your skill-set might become outdated.

      And this is a good thing... how, exactly? Because we have more machines that go bing? Because apps? Because people are now so damn addicted to "social media" that they waste every free moment looking at it rather than, I don't know, having an original thought? Because the rich are getting richer than ever before? How?

      Don't get me wrong: I really do like tech. I find how it works fascinating. I actually enjoy programming. And the advances in medicine (aka not dying quite so soon) rock. But I absolutely, passionately hate what it is doing to society, and the missed opportunity it represents. It *should* be making our lives easier and our work hours shorter, but thanks to greed and the fucked-up priorities we make in politics and life it is actually making our lives suck more.

    18. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away.

      And replaces them with mind-numbing jobs that can be done by people in third-world countries for 15% of what you're making.

      Well done, technology.

      I know you are being sarcastic, but if you look at technology as a solution for all humans, not just the wealthy white people, then yes, it has done the most wonderful job of lifting most humans out of poverty.

    19. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Exec seems to know more about how the cloud works than guy who works in technology...

    20. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something trickled down, but it wasn't green.

    21. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I know you are being sarcastic, but if you look at technology as a solution for all humans, not just the wealthy white people, then yes, it has done the most wonderful job of lifting most humans out of poverty.

      No, you're right. I was being sarcastic.

      The fault is with late-stage capitalism, not technology.

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    22. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Because computers replaced things like scheduling meetings, sending information, email replaced notes sent to your desk inbox."

      Horse shit. Now the 120 people have to schedule meetings, input time, do expenses, provide number for budgeting, type emails, enter mileage, and a ton of added tasks in a day. The reality is, it takes away from the tasks that we could be doing if we had secretaries. Computers have been around long enough, that we do not need a "technologist" selling them. Many things are better, many are not. Lets get "REAL" about technology.

    23. Re: I've got a gap you can analyze by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If you can't see the problems both in cost and performance with shared hosting, you're probably not very good at your job.

      Whether it's called cloud or saas or iaas or shared hosting, it's all the same; you can't abstract certain problems away, if you're spending more on "vendors" locally than you would having the same "vendors" doing it remotely with the overhead of internet connections, 3rd party data centers and profits you're bad at either knowing what you need or knowing what you're getting.

      This University bloke is most likely unaware of the 100s of TB of data that are amassing in local department server closets. Not because cloud isn't available but because it just doesn't work.

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    24. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Technology doesn't make your job easier, it makes it harder. What it does is takes those mind-numbing jobs, away. And replace them with harder jobs, that requires creative thought, and out of the box problem solving.

      So it makes life harder. Rather than a tedious but relatively secure 9-5 job with nights and weekends free to do whatever you want you have a tenuous, short-term contracted 9-5 job that leaves you feeling too drained to do anything at night or on weekends... if you're not doing (probably unpaid) overtime (and I include thinking about work problems in that) then because of fear you might lose your job or your skill-set might become outdated.

      And this is a good thing... how, exactly?

      It is still good because it is a change 5 billion people will be born, live and die without. This reality has been with us for 15-20 years. Why do we keep acting as if it is something new? We have no choice, we have to adapt. I would actually say we got a glimpse of what was to come with Japan's ascendancy (and to a lower degree, Taiwan) in the 70's and 80's.

      Whether we work in IT or not, wether we have college degrees or not, we need to become nimble, being willing to work long hours (or procure a secondary source of income.) This is an inevitable outcome of two things:

      1. Technology, and
      2. Half of the world no longer living in the stone age.

      Protectionism would never had worked to prevent this, though we can collectively make a good argument that our political and business classes never quite gave a fuck about consequences and externalities of opening up our markets.

      Yes, it sucks not being able to work in a cushy Monday-through-Friday 9-5 job for live, where you can just pull a lever in a conveyor belt for 30 years and then retire with a nice house (or spend 30 years doing the same type of software development work.)

      The world is not fair, and it doesn't operate according to our notion of fairness (which in reality is just an argument of convenience, not logic.)

      I've been surviving several layoffs in the last 16 years. And you just have to learn to ride that shit, even if it means changing careers or taking a lesser payment and climb your way up.

      I have a friend of mine (to be remained anonymous) that worked as EE for several defense contractors in the Florida space coast area. When things unfolded, many engineers lost their jobs and could not move for a variety of reasons (owning a home, kids in school, wife has a perm job.)

      Whatever, my friend simply stopped being an engineer and works in a family-own landscaping business (specifically for rich houses and communities). He works longer hours, sees his kids less, but he was able to retain a comparable income (and thus spare his family from financial hardship.)

      Thousands and thousands of people have migrated to the Dakotas and Texas, sometimes leaving their families behind to make ends meet (pretty much what illegal Mexicans do, legally obviously.) And it sucks, but they solved the issue. They stopped the moolah hemorrhage.

      For as long as you are in this country, you are blessed with options. Options that might not be your favorite ones, but options nonetheless. Better than a kid looking for breakfast in a garbage can in a third world (I've seen this.)

      Yes, it sucks, but all of you need to re-calibrate your views on life and get some perspective. Otherwise, life is going to chew you and your loved ones up and shit you into little compressed pellets. Nothing is over until the fat lady stops singing.

      Anyone in this country has options. You don't have a guarantee of success or even to eventually go back to the way things were. Welcome to humanity.

      The alternative is to do nothing and wait for the worms to eat you, implement basic income (which no one in this country is going do to cuz zocializm!), or to move to Zhengzhou or Bangalore and try your hand there.

    25. Re: I've got a gap you can analyze by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you can't see the potential in shared hosting, you're probably not very good at your job.

      Clouds are good in certain situations, bad in others. It can be cheaper than self-hosting due to economies of scale, and can handle things like occasional peaks in demand much better. There's problems it can't abstract away, and problems it can.

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    26. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There are options other than just bending over and taking the dystopia without lube. Many of them require political action, but as things get worse there's more and more desperate people who will vote for change (if not necessarily wisely). Some Western European countries seem to be able to maintain a reasonable standard of living while requiring good treatment of workers.

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    27. Re: I've got a gap you can analyze by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I understand the potential in shared hosting and it's good as long as you stay under a certain amount of scale. For most small business, shared hosting is great because you don't have to buy into an IT guy but can just rent Google or Microsoft to do it and until you spend more than having your local IT guy do it, it makes some sense.

      However in most large companies and Universities especially, most of that scale is gone because a University (super computers, workstations, smaller clusters etc) requires PB's of storage to be semi-locally hosted. So you'll spend $100k/month on something you could easily have had by leveraging your existing investments for a little bit of document storage yet the requirements to have people supporting said cloud locally doesn't magically go away. Maybe your second level support staff can be slightly cheaper as you're offloading some of that (except you're still responsible for deploying, supporting and managing said solution) but you still need the same expensive talent not just managing your local datacenter but also managing your 'cloud' infrastructure so you need even more expensive talent and products and vendors to tie them together.

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    28. Re:I've got a gap you can analyze by Baki · · Score: 1

      In the end, AI will make all jobs obsolete. The question is, who will reap the benefits.

      Suppose I could buy a robot-clone from myself, to do my job, even better than me.
      I can be on vacation all the time instead and use the earnings *my* robot is making for me.

      Or would by boss also buy a robot and replace mine?

  2. Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The cloud computing skill gap" "Finding and keeping IT talent is getting increasingly competitive and expensive"

    Juxtaposed with "mass IT layoffs across the industry"

    I think it's pretty clear what we're seeing here. People are leaving the industry or the West Coast, whichever you prefer.

    1. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Many businesses do not have cloud computing at their heart, and people who happen to be in IT do not necessarily have the skills for the Cloud computing world.

      Don't get me wrong, Cloud computing is not particularly hard, but it does require you to become up to date on the tools and mindset.

      It took me weeks, even months to find people for our positions. Now, it is important to point out that I'm in an area where there is very high demand, so that doesn't mean that they aren't out there. They're just not *here*. Or rather, they're somewhere around here, but already gainfully employed.

      However, in the midst of all of those interviews, I got plenty of candidates. The problem is that they had left or been laid off from $100k+ jobs where the government or some big company paid them to sit there and write policies or run some script that some "architect" wrote for them. In a smaller business, people like that are not needed and certainly not for that pricetag. I can run scripts myself, or use cron. Thanks.

      I'll pay someone good money if they have the skills and the interest in continuing to learn. I will not spend that sort of money for people who I have to write out a step by step process for everything they do.

      I am totally okay with someone branding themselves a "Cloud" or "DevOps" person if they can demonstrate their knowledge of the tools and the methodology, as well as showing that they are able to take the reins and not expect someone else to teach them. I don't care if you have a fancy CS degree, or even a college degree at all. I studied CS in college and I have worked with people who didn't spend a day in a CS class. I don't need a CS degree holder for everything. What I do need are people who can keep their skills up and know what they're there to interview for. The people who just want to point at some certificate or put jargon on their resume are welcome to go talk to the government. I hear they pay pretty well, if you can avoid committing suicide from the institutionalization.

      Are people leaving the industry? Maybe. However, I think there is a certain number of people who have left the industry before they even lost their jobs. The industry had already moved on, they were just continuing to collect a paycheck and hold on to their red stapler. And I totally understand how that can happen. I have to constantly overcome my curmudgeonly desire to not change what works for me right now. I looked at Cloud computing when it first came out as an interesting toy, but I watched it closely and realized that it stopped being a toy and soon the buzzwords were the reality. Someday, "the Cloud" will either be so obvious that no one pays top dollar for it anymore, or we'll have moved to the next buzzword. If you want to stay in IT forever, that is the price you pay.

    2. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see...you're against on-the-job training, you think skilled IT people can not be retrained (I am sure you will not hire someone who has learned cloud computing on their own but has no professional cloud computing experience), and you want someone who already has professional experience in the latest buzzword handed to you on a silver platter.

      You shouldn't be hiring people who manipulate their resumes to have the latest buzzword. You should be hiring people with a track record of working hard and learning new skills -- even if those skills aren't whatever buzzword you're looking for.

      Let me bet: You have no interest in your employees learning new skills on the job, and do nothing to provide on the job training at your workplace.

      You are what is wrong with the tech industry today.

    3. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are wrong on just about every account.

      What part of, "I am totally okay with someone branding themselves a "Cloud" or "DevOps" person if they can demonstrate their knowledge of the tools and the methodology" reads to you like I like people manipulating their resumes? In fact, that's pretty much what I came out against.

      Actually, I think I understand why you thought that. You think that people can only learn skills on a job that has that job description. You're totally wrong and that's the core of the problem.

      Not only do I hire people who have no previous "cloud" experience, I almost have to, with the way the market is. What I want from people is that they come to the interview able to answer the questions that I ask about it. You can do that by reading a book or keeping up your skills on your free time. I mean, I didn't walk into IT 20 years ago by knowing the "Cloud". Do you think I got a fancy training course or a job description on it? No one did. That's like saying you have 30 years of Java programming experience. It didn't exist, you can't.

      Get the skills, know what you're talking about, and I don't care what you did in IT before you walk in the door, you're going to fit. And if you do get hired, you'll continue to get trained.

      However, don't tell me that you want $100k for me to have you be useless for the next six months while my small team has to hold your hand while you take training courses to get you to the point where you can actually do the job you're hired for, but you refuse to do any work whatsoever to build your own skills. No... fucking... way.

    4. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He never said anything like that.

      There's a difference between "learning on the job" (your words) and "expecting someone else to teach them" (his words).

      I learn on the job every day---but very rarely is it because someone working here decided to teach me something.

      Mentoring and training cost a lot of money. Self-starters who can figure out their skill deficiencies and teach themselves have a higher value in any organization that's going anywhere.

    5. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I read you wrong. Thanks for the clarification -- and, if I were looking (I'm not), I would love to have you as an employer.

      My frustration is the number of people who demand professional experience in a particular very specialized area. The worst case I've seen myself job hunting was this exchange: "Do you have professional RedHat Enterprise Linux experience?" "I have CentOS experience" "Sorry, we're looking for people with professional RedHat experience"

    6. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I hear you.

      The keyword nazis are out there but that tends to be recruiters who have been given bad reqs or HR people who just look for keywords. If you do meet an actual manager who pulls that on you... well you didn't want that job anyway. The government is annoying in that regard with their constant desire for credentials and degrees. College isn't really all that hard if you skated through it and got your piece of paper, but it doesn't mean fuckall in IT if you don't have the skills.

      I'm not telling anyone to lie, but I will say this. As a manager, I fight a constant battle to make sure I can get the recruiters and HR people to bring in the people to interview I think I need. So, I don't mind it too much if you add some keywords on your resume if it is not totally deceptive. Just like if you know something like chef or puppet like the back of your hand from your free time experience, put it on your skills list even if your last job wasn't in that. Get in the door and if you are confident in your skills, you have a real shot. Just keep it close to the target and don't embroider too much.

      For instance, if you know CentOS, you know almost all of Red Hat that is worth knowing. I might want you to know what makes the two different and it would be great if you knew how the RHEL satellites work and all of that, but if you know CentOS, I won't turn you away. Setting up the updates isn't exactly a job requiring a rocket scientist.

      If you impress me with what you know, I don't care if you were a storage tape robot operator at your last job, I can probably find a place for you. It *does* help to have IT experience. As much as I would love to see a farmer come in and ace an interview, some experience in the field is useful just so you know how to navigate the everyday shit.
       

    7. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would have thought the farmer would have the most experience in a field, dealing with everyday shit.

    8. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The network is the computer"

      Some of us grew up with this belief.

      captcha: pioneers

    9. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You strike me as a PHB that wants one person to do everything for less salary than others are paying to do just one role. Case in point, you repeatedly lament others, including the obviously low-paying government, paying people more than you think they are worth to do a fraction of the work you want. Worse, then you go on to say "that is the price you pay" as if your expectations make reality.

      Pray that no one working for you realize how low-balled they are.

    10. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      He's a shill. All his stories are links to underpantsersrejects.com.

      The "speed of trust" one was a hoot.

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    11. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you have professional RedHat Enterprise Linux experience?" "I have CentOS experience" "Sorry, we're looking for people with professional RedHat experience"

      Wow, I normally get "Great, you have extensive RedHat Linux as well as CentOS, Can you manage Windows 2012 servers and the AD domain? No, Sorry we are looking for someone who is an L4 in Linux, Windows, AIX, HP-UX, Solaris, and can handle end user help desk support on an as needed basses. "

      The only thing worse is when System Engineer positions list shit like "Must be able to develop solutions in C,C++,Ruby,Java,COBOL,Bash,perl,KSH,csh, and Microsoft C#"

    12. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a cow. Cows say "Moooooooo".

    13. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by MTEK · · Score: 1

      The people who just want to point at some certificate or put jargon on their resume are welcome to go talk to the government. I hear they pay pretty well, if you can avoid committing suicide from the institutionalization.

      God, this is so true.

    14. Re:Let's just nip this in the bud right now by deadweight · · Score: 1

      My manager DID tell me to lie. The HR people added a ton of useless buzzwords to filter on that had nothing to do with the job. No word-search match, no job.

  3. The New Reality is a decade too late. by Zeromous · · Score: 2

    Even the slowest orgs have been doing this on a 12-18 month cycle. Plugs are lost to attrition, and those willing to retrain/refocus keep their jobs. Those who stop training become plugs.

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    1. Re:The New Reality is a decade too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plugs?

    2. Re:The New Reality is a decade too late. by Zeromous · · Score: 1

      Seat warmers. Gap Fillers. Talks to the developers so the customers don't have to....

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    3. Re:The New Reality is a decade too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You move so fast no one can even understand what the hell you're talking about. Good job.

    4. Re:The New Reality is a decade too late. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Something to do with an ugly kid in a comic, I think.

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  4. The gig economy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the gig economy? Fill out a 1099, slave away, and ciao after a few months?

    1. Re:The gig economy? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about the gig economy?

      If someone mentions the "gig economy" to you, that's when you should pull out a 12" frying pan and hit them in the face as hard as you can. It won't make your life better, but it's extremely satisfying.

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    2. Re:The gig economy? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Anybody who can heft a frying pan owns death.

      William Burroughs

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    3. Re:The gig economy? by GlennC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      pull out a 12" frying pan and hit them in the face as hard as you can.

      And not one of those nancy-boy aluminum and Teflon ones, either. Get yourself a cast-iron frying pan. It's much more satisfying.

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  5. plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

    That's why some IT executives are focusing talent management inward and investing in their current employees who are loyal and eager to learn, adapt, and grow with their company.

    Wow, were back to this again?
    Who would have thought!?

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  6. "I'm willing to retrain you" by sexconker · · Score: 2

    Everybody else, I'm willing to retrain you, but you're going to be doing mobile, or you're going to be doing business intelligence, or you're going to be helping our organizations do gap analysis

    Let me translate that to English:

    Everyone else, you're redundant. If you don't have pointless buzzwords on your resume you won't get one of the 3 do-nothing, fluff positions we're keeping open.

    1. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I've never been in a company where they actually want to train you and promote from within (at least on the IT side of things) which is very sad I think. New jobs open and they seem to not want to promote people because of x reason.

      Then there's "oh yeah, we encourage you and want to train you!" Sounds great but then when reality hits and you sign up to do an online course, "oh you have to work around that 8-5 class or take PTO." Really?! How about a training budget...if the company doesn't think the training helps then don't approve it. I can see that thinking if I was doing it on my own time... /end rant //it may get better at this new job...we'll see :D /// :D

    2. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      . . . or they bring you on with a promise of "unlimited training". And then, once onboard, you find it's in their internal "college" of 2-year+ old web courses. Me, I'm a security guy who also does some cloud, which was a big part of the reason they brought me on: our client is going to the Cloud, and wanted someone clueful on the security staff. So I put in for a week of training for one of the major Cloud Security certs (as our client is ALL about the credentials, as opposed to demonstrated capability. . . . ), and get told there's no budget for it, and I can go take the course on my own dime. . . . . . .which I'm going to do. . . but not report the cert to the company. They don't want to pay for it, they don't get to use it as a selling point. . .

    3. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I've never been in a company where they actually want to train you and promote from within (at least on the IT side of things) which is very sad I think.

      One company I worked for wanted the help desk to get ITIL certified but didn't want to pay for the certification exams. None of the help desk folks wanted to pay for the certification because they knew they weren't going to get compensated for having the certification. This became another "good intentions" initiative that fell to the wayside.

    4. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it's because ITIL is a bucket of shite?

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    5. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it's because ITIL is a bucket of shite?

      It is for a company that's not ITIL certified. If the company is already ITIL-certified, than everything falls into place.

    6. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Box-ticking exercises aren't so bad if you've already done a box-ticking exercise, because then you don't have to do the box-ticking exercise.

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    7. Re:"I'm willing to retrain you" by KGIII · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, that sounds about right. I am forever grateful that I went right to my own company and didn't have to dick around with that sort of crap. I actually paid employees to further their education. More than once, but not frequently, I even paid for them to take what would appear to be unrelated courses. Strangely enough, those unrelated courses were made useful by them.

      That graphics design course? They made our reports better. That course in history? They were able to research and find things similar enough in the past so that we didn't need to repeat mistakes. Advanced math courses? Well, we can tighten that algorithm up and gain an incremental increase in speed - it might not be much but it adds up over a year. Imagine that.

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  7. Wait so by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Is this companies realizing investing in their employees is the best long term plan for a good and cost effective workforce?

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  8. IT is a big profession by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Depending on which bit of it you're in depends on how in demand you currently are. All the Kool Kids doing the latest new shiny will probably have job offers being thrown at them. But in 5-10 years time their skills will be borderline irrelevant (Ruby On Rails anyone?) so its retrain time again. And again. And again.

    Meanwhile those of us plodding along doing old style boring backend coding in (supposedly according to the Kool Kids) grandpa languages like C/C++/Java or even COBOL might not have recruiters kicking down the door to get us to an interview but we're unlikely to be out of work for the forseable future or need retraining other than to learn some new library now and then so long as our skills are good to start with.

    1. Re:IT is a big profession by tomhath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What you say is generally true, the obsolescence cycle for those languages is longer than today's shiny new thing. But they will become obsolete.

      Keeping up with technology trends is the best way to ensure income security; you don't need to jump on every fad, but be prepared to move on when the moving's good.

    2. Re:IT is a big profession by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "But they will become obsolete. "

      Eventually. But C has been going for over 40 years and counting and C++ 30 so I'm not going to start worrying about it just yet. I doubt many people will even remember todays flavour of the month Cloud languages in 10 years time, never mind 30 or 40. Its 4GL all over again. Anyone remember Powerbuilder? That was "where its at man" back in the 90s for rapid desktop dev. That turned out well. MS Silverlight? etc.

    3. Re:IT is a big profession by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      There are many things I have heard 'will become obsolete' in my IT career.. you know what, I don't think any of them have yet.

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    4. Re:IT is a big profession by jemmyw · · Score: 1

      Ruby on Rails is 10 years old, and there's still plenty of jobs in it, and new projects. It's not something I personally want to do anymore, but it fills a niche well enough. JavaScript is 20 years old, and I don't think that's a language that will disappear any time soon. Frameworks may come and go, but surely the same is true of C/C++.

    5. Re:IT is a big profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not obsolete, but how many JCL + COBOL jobs do you see advertised. How many in your commute? See how this works? Don't worry, your time will come, it always does.

    6. Re:IT is a big profession by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say I'm seeing more offers for cobol people than for cloud wizards at my particular locale. I'm really confused about where these cloud wizard jobs are, actually. Probably somewhere I wouldn't want to live in a million years.

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    7. Re:IT is a big profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JCL?..eyeball starts to twitch uncontrollably...TRIGGERED!

    8. Re:IT is a big profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see...

      Javascript and HTML

      Framework-du-jour (let's see, jQuery, Angular, Backbone, Knockout, React, Ember, Entropy...and new ones are coming every minute)

      And if that isn't enough, there are folks out there who recognize Javascript for the turd it is and write their own languages to replace the turd (oh the list here is so long, I don't even want to start). Never mind that it has to parse down to plain-vanilla Javascript for the browser engine to even work with it.

      Eventually, I expect that web and mobile development will calm down as interfaces become standardized and people get tired of reinventing the wheel and really just want to work on work instead of working on stuff that looks like work and really is just polishing a turd.

    9. Re:IT is a big profession by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Reminder everyone.

      It is impossible to polish a turd. If you are asked to 'polish a turd' what they are really telling you to do is cover it in gold spray-paint and glitter.

      The world becomes much easier when you are aware of these 'life code' optimizations. Don't waste any of your life trying to polish turds. Paint and glitter is where you will end anyhow, save the aggravation of actually trying (in these cases).

      Use the personal energy saved to get a better job. It is amazing how many 'bossholes' actually make an effort to keep you depressed and your energy expended. This means they know you can do better.

      If you are buried in Javascript working a web monkey job you have to escape, unless you like that kind of thing.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    10. Re: IT is a big profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're twitching, there are a couple CICS screens that need field updates.

    11. Re:IT is a big profession by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Actually, Mythbusters was able to polish a turd with some degree of success.

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    12. Re:IT is a big profession by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Even in that case. They would have saved much time just painting it gold and covering it in glitter.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    13. Re: IT is a big profession by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      In that case I would have to question the logic of using a turd in the first place, if the end result was too have it totally obscured.

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    14. Re: IT is a big profession by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Yes I know it is 'to'. Stupid autocorrect.

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    15. Re: IT is a big profession by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Taking a metaphor a little too literally?

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    16. Re: IT is a big profession by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I wasnt aware 'Paint a turd with gold paint and glitter' was a metaphor!

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    17. Re: IT is a big profession by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      We're talking about software projects.

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  9. So we have reached the tipping point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it is more cost effective to retain the IT staff, retrain them, and give them career paths, than it is to simply lay them off every 18 months and bring in people who already know the new systems?

    Who would have thought?

    I suppose your next statement will be something about how it is more cost effective for the company to foster loyalty and retain local workers than it is to offshore the job to India.

    **Checks Calendar to see if it is April 1**

    1. Re:So we have reached the tipping point? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      So it is more cost effective to retain the IT staff, retrain them, and give them career paths, than it is to simply lay them off every 18 months and bring in people who already know the new systems?

      Not if you can get the H1-B cap raised.

  10. mass IT layoffs across the industry by raydias · · Score: 2

    How often have we heard about the mass layoff and now the industry is surprised that people jump ship? The industry has shown a lack of loyalty to the employees the treated like replaceable widgets, it's no surprise that these employees are looking out for themselves. Add to that the various companies that replace their loyal employees with contractors (hmmm Disney etc) it shouldn't have surprised anyone that this would happen.

  11. Or maybe... by ilsaloving · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or maybe if companies showed the same loyalty to their employees that they demand from them, this wouldn't be a problem.

    1. Re:Or maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is all the more reason to invest in H1-B visa indentured servants.

    2. Re:Or maybe... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Exactly this! The employer-employee relationship isn't exactly equal:

      A company can fire you an a moment's notice but when you leave they want 2 weeks from you.

      And employers are surprised that since they aren't willing to invest into employees that employees optimize the "game" by changing jobs every ~2 years since that is the best way to get a pay raise !?

      Color me shocked.

    3. Re:Or maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the article suggested?

    4. Re:Or maybe... by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      While the relationship isn't equal financially, the leave/fire is exactly equal.

      You're not obligated to give 2 weeks and neither are they . You're given whatever the company is financially obligated to give you when you leave and vice versa. Etc.

      The relationship isn't equal financially in that they make financially a substantially larger amount of money than what they pay you - which isn't disclosed to you. If you make $100k but they're making $700k off of you (even after expenses), who is getting the bad deal?

    5. Re:Or maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a company can fire you with no notice or severance, than you are in an at-will state and you can give no notice as well. They may want 2 weeks, but if you don't need the reference, then fuck em.

    6. Re:Or maybe... by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

      Yes. The problem is that this company is the exception, not the rule. Otherwise we wouldn't have Disney IT people sounding off at Trump rallies.

    7. Re:Or maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Kind of hard to feel attached to companies that spent billions to get things like "At will" employment laws passed.

      They'll drop you the nanosecond it becomes convenient - It's really in your best interest to make it as painful and as expensive as possible for them to do so.

    8. Re:Or maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen some companies that will refuse to pay accrued vacation if you fail to give two weeks notice. And it is legal in a lot of states in the USA for them to do this.

    9. Re:Or maybe... by nine-times · · Score: 2
      Oddly, this seems to be a big part of the message of this article. Right at the top:

      I believe a growing consensus exists in the IT industry that talent has become so expensive that it makes more sense to develop your own talent... Candidly, the people that have been loyal to the organization, that are active employees, that are eager and hungry to learn – those are the ones that I’m willing to invest in to keep.

      Clearly this is being repackaged as some kind of new managerial innovation-- complete with new buzzwords. But at its heart, it seems to be saying, "We've been acting like it's easy to just bring in new talent whenever we want, as though employees can be treated as nameless, faceless cogs in a machine, to be swapped out whenever it's convenient. But maybe it's better to invest in your employees and keep them around, as though they're important members of your organization. Keep your good employees happy, and promote from within." I don't know what any of that has to do with 18-month org charts. Org charts aren't meant to be permanent. Change them whenever people's positions change.

    10. Re:Or maybe... by calque · · Score: 1

      If you make $100k but they're making $700k off of you (even after expenses), who is getting the bad deal?

      Public companies disclose to the world when they are losing money, so you can't say your employer is making even a penny off you if you work for one of those.

  12. As a person who loves new things by Rinikusu · · Score: 2

    This, on the surface, sounds great.

    What doesn't sound so great is it will probably end up being a gig-economy style hustle, always trying to get that edge to keep your job. "Oh, Bob, you got 3 certs last month, that's great!, but Susan got 4 and she paid for them on her own dime, sorry, bud, there's the door, get the fuck out."

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  13. Training? by plopez · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this "training" of which you speak? I have never seen any.

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    1. Re:Training? by knightghost · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Where can I find one of these jobs?

    2. Re:Training? by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What is this "training" of which you speak? I have never seen any.

      There are many employers out there who make a certain amount of training per year mandatory. But the training never seems to have anything to do with anyone's actual job. So for two weeks a year, you go downstairs or drive across town or squat in a conference room, sit way too close to your classmates, and learn something completely irrelevant. It's like taking an extra vacation, only you have to spend it in a hot crowded box watching Powerpoints, and neither you nor your employer derives any benefit or enjoyment from it.

    3. Re:Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "training" of which you speak? I have never seen any.

      Cisco has completely revamped themselves with their Nexus product line which is still the same from IOS yet a completely different beast. If you have not been paying attention you coudl very well be left behind as the article mentioned. But not seeing any training doesn't mean it doesn't exist. The company Lumos Cloud has put together a comprehensive trainign program that not only details the new ACI technology Cisco has released but also how to combine networking with programming complete with devops training courses.

      Take a look, it may be beneficial to you

    4. Re:Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Training is what you provide to your H1B replacement.

    5. Re:Training? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Cisco has completely revamped themselves with their Nexus product line which is still the same from IOS yet a completely different beast.

      Cisco was the one company where I was explicitly told by my manager not to expect any certification training because I would take my certification to get a job at a competitor and make more money. Since Cisco didn't provide certification training, many employees trained themselves (sometimes with borrowed equipment), got certified on their own time, got a job at a competitor and made more money.

    6. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every time I read one of these articles I expect to look in my local paper and find all kinds of wonderful enticements to leave where I am and expand my career elsewhere. Or even better, new local companies or companies willing to hire remotely. Alas, they are never there. And I am a person that is historically very loyal to the company that I work for.

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    7. Re:Training? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ditto. Where can I find one of these jobs?

      Bangalore.

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    8. Re:Training? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I would tell you, but training about what training is costs $3,499 per seat.

    9. Re:Training? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Every time I read one of these articles I expect to look in my local paper and find all kinds of wonderful enticements to leave where I am and expand my career elsewhere. Or even better, new local companies or companies willing to hire remotely. Alas, they are never there. And I am a person that is historically very loyal to the company that I work for.

      Well, I think I see the problem you're having.

      You have to be willing to MOVE and go to where the good jobs are....

      You can't expect these good jobs to come hunting you......

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    10. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      Suspend your disbelief for a moment, and trust that I'm a highly qualified developer, the type these places would love to have. Why should I move? I'm being made reasonably happy where I am right now but could be made happier. The problem these companies have is finding loyal people, shouldn't they be looking for solutions to that problem? Is it so inconceivable that one of those solutions could be to find people like me in various places; places that may actually work for them in the end because I won't need the salary that someone local would?

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    11. Re:Training? by plopez · · Score: 1

      "I am a person that is historically very loyal to the company that I work for"

      That's part of your problem right there. I have never seen loyalty rewarded. Remember, it is a business relationship. You should use a company just like they use you. That at least is what economists tell us to do.

      A job is pretty much a McJob these days.

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    12. Re:Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cisco was the one company where I was explicitly told by my manager not to expect any certification training because I would take my certification to get a job at a competitor and make more money. Since Cisco didn't provide certification training, many employees trained themselves (sometimes with borrowed equipment), got certified on their own time, got a job at a competitor and made more money.

      Exactly! If you train employees in technologies other than the ones they need for their job, they'll start looking elsewhere!
      You shouldn't spend company time on money on training.

    13. Re:Training? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen signs of the training you claim in my dealings with dot heads.

      You get a very occasional exception.

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    14. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand what I mean by loyal. By loyal, I mean that I look for a job once that I feel meets the needs of myself and my family, and then I go work there. Some people I have known constantly have their ear to the ground, never appreciating the job they have and always looking to move on, always moving around, always looking for that better money. I am not one of these people. I would rather just do my work, get paid fairly for it, and then get on with my life. It takes quite a bit of coaxing for me to come out and apply for another job. If companies aren't willing to go the extra mile in recruiting and are not reaching people like me, how can they ever expect to be building a loyal employee base?

      And currently I wouldn't say I have a problem, I would just be a fool to think that things couldn't be better. If I had a problem, then maybe I would be looking to move.

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    15. Re:Training? by twdorris · · Score: 1

      What is this "training" of which you speak? I have never seen any.

      Oh, sure you have. It's called Stack Overflow.

    16. Re:Training? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      If you train employees in technologies other than the ones they need for their job, they'll start looking elsewhere!

      Who knew that competitors would value Cisco Certification more than Cisco does?

    17. Re:Training? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Suspend your disbelief for a moment, and trust that I'm a highly qualified developer, the type these places would love to have. Why should I move? I'm being made reasonably happy where I am right now but could be made happier. The problem these companies have is finding loyal people, shouldn't they be looking for solutions to that problem? Is it so inconceivable that one of those solutions could be to find people like me in various places; places that may actually work for them in the end because I won't need the salary that someone local would?

      Whew...wondering how old you are?

      I have never, in my professional career, assumed that the job, or a better job would have to make allowances for ME.

      If I want the better job, and pay...I go to it.

      Now, granted, telework is becoming much more of a viable option than it used to be, but it certainly can't be assumed that every job will allow for this mode of work, if for nothing else, security measures.

      The question you have to ask yourself...would more money and all make you happier or not?

      If so, then no...you cannot expect the company to make allowances for you. You are not special.

      Not everyone gets a trophy, and most people/businesses in the world are not out to make you happy. They want a job done, and will pay $x for it.

      Loyal , workplace and jobs.....are mutually exclusive terms and have been for a few decades.

      That ideal of a job for life and one career, are long over and have been since at least the last 60's or 70's. So is living in one place for most/all of your life too....you have to be mobile in order to move up the scale generally.

      All that being said...maybe things will change somewhat...and if there is this dearth of talent out there, maybe company's will start making adjustments for gathering and retaining talent.

      But I wouldn't count on it any time soon....the world doesn't care how happy you are.

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    18. Re:Training? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 0

      Suspend your disbelief for a moment, and trust that I'm a highly qualified developer, the type these places would love to have. Why should I move?

      And herein lies the problem with kids today...

    19. Re:Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cayenne, you're responding to someone who thinks they are special and if you read their posting history you will see that they are far from bright but like to believe they are

      you're wasting time and effort in vain - you might as well try to teach dog how to play a hammered dulcimer

    20. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I was never suggesting that a job should make allowances for me. I was suggesting that a solution for their problem would be to make greater allowances in recruiting people. Big difference. They are the ones complaining (constantly) and I am recommending a solution. That's all.

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    21. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      What? That they value other factors in life, such as proximity to family and overall quality of life, as highly if not higher than they value their corporate overlords? I fail to see how that is a problem.

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    22. Re:Training? by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      "If I want the better job, and pay...I go to it."

      It makes sense but then, the parent post's point is "why is that it doesn't work both ways?"

      If I want the better job, I go for it, if they want the better employee, why they don't go for it too?

      "Now, granted, telework is becoming much more of a viable option than it used to be, but it certainly can't be assumed that every job will allow for this mode of work"

      Certainly not, but the point is that it seems telework already peaked some time ago. So, in the end, you have guys like the one from the article yelling at how difficult is to find and retain talent but still unwanting to do the needful to find and retain it. There's in fact not a *single* word in the whole article about *how* he, as the organizational leader, is going to train, retain and reward talent, just that "it needs to happen" as in "magically". And I think we all know where the burden goes when upper management "endorses the view of change" by fiat.

      "maybe company's will start making adjustments for gathering and retaining talent. But I wouldn't count on it any time soon..."

      Neither do I. This is not a cogent criticism or proposal but mere yelling from a narcissistic outgrown boy.

    23. Re:Training? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "There's in fact not a *single* word in the whole article about *how* he, as the organizational leader, is going to train, retain and reward talent, just that "it needs to happen" as in "magically"."

      PS: He talks about "The rise of the 18-month org chart" and how both the people and the organization needs more flexibility and agility... You can bet what's the only point of that chart that won't change every 18 months and that will always be on the top despite all those reorganizations -and who is going to hold it.

    24. Re:Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech is a job that rarely, if ever, requires on-site presence. Pretty much everything can be done remotely. So, again, why should someone in this industry have to move? Why can't I live in a low cost area and work for silicon valley wages?

      Oh, right, that type of arbitrage is reserved for the elites... My mistake.

    25. Re:Training? by dev-in-seattle · · Score: 0
      I'm in Seattle. I have worked at Microsoft and Google, not yet amazon or facebook or salesforce or ebay or ... 100 other companies. I get pinged multiple times a week, probably one a day. amazon has multiple recruiters who work in parallel. Microsoft wants me back, facebook wants me. And I'm 50 freaking years old, but I'm a very qualified dev. If you are a software engineer, come to seattle, you'll get tired of the software jobs.

      I'm not some software god. And these interview offers are coming in because there are so many jobs in this city. I worked on distributed systems and a very large cloud system at google, and an important server product at microsoft. Good work experience that I guess shows up when those shyster recruiters search linked in. If you aren't getting attention and want to move to seattle, contact a dev and seattle and they will refer you.

      On second thought, Seattle has enough people here already, so you should carefully consider before moving. :-) My mid size company with about 3000 people wants to hire about 500 more devs. There aren't any to hire. When someone gets to the point of getting an offer, they usually have offers from at least a couple other companies.

    26. Re:Training? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      What? That they value other factors in life, such as proximity to family and overall quality of life, as highly if not higher than they value their corporate overlords? I fail to see how that is a problem.

      Because we all value those things, but most of us realise we don't always have a choice.

    27. Re:Training? by chthon · · Score: 1

      A business relationship? They are the first to try to convince you to stay with emotional arguments!

    28. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So some people are willing to settle, and some aren't. Perhaps if more people were willing to fight for what was important to them, this world would be a bit better place.

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      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    29. Re:Training? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Where I work, we have approximately no turnover in software developers, which means the employees have tons of knowledge about what the software is to do and how it is to do it. This is a competitive advantage that is available to companies that are willing to do what it takes rather than whine about the quality of employees they can get for what they're willing to offer.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    30. Re:Training? by WallyL · · Score: 1

      The sexual harassment awareness training, for those of you who felt whooshed.

    31. Re:Training? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      So some people are willing to settle, and some aren't. Perhaps if more people were willing to fight for what was important to them, this world would be a bit better place.

      Sitting on your arse waiting for jobs to come to you isn't way I call 'willing to fight'.

    32. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it sitting on my arse. I'd call it waiting for a deal that makes sense. Frequently in matters of commercialism, inaction is as much of a statement as any.

      I rate job quality by salary, benefits, quality of work; but I must also consider the quality of life it gives me, through proximity to family, travel time, cost of living, and remaining personal time. While it is hard to place a value on proximity to family, it is important to I feel. My kids are in a lot of extra curricular sports, which they enjoy and which will benefit them for the rest of their lives. The schedule only works out because we live in a place where we are close to everything, and my parents are willing to help out from time to time. To replace that would be thousands of dollars, not to mention the fact that we would have to use a stranger instead of someone we trust. So you can bet that I am taking that into account when I look for another job. Quickly a job for twice the salary as I have now doesn't look that great. Compound that with the fact that, so far, jobs at twice the salary seem to be in places where I must live an hour or more away from work which would make things even more difficult. Suddenly that adds more to the cost and complexity to obtain the same quality of life that I have where I am.

      In fact, as I write all of this, I wonder if these companies are having trouble retaining people because the people that come to them are willing to sacrifice everything for a salary. It is no wonder that they leave at the drop of a hat.

      --
      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
    33. Re:Training? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      In fact, as I write all of this, I wonder if these companies are having trouble retaining people because the people that come to them are willing to sacrifice everything for a salary. It is no wonder that they leave at the drop of a hat.

      Depends on your version of quality of life. I find travel the most rewarding of experiences. It probably stems from when I was a kid and travelled a lot as part of my military family. I learnt early that a lot of other kids, who might have been better at sports or whatever had a limited view of the world because that's all they knew.
      So it's not just raw cash, it's the opportunity to earn money AND learn new skills AND meet different people with different opinions AND travel to new and interesting places. I also find that as an employer, people who travel and get out of their comfort zone make better employees, even if you only get 18 months out of them.

    34. Re:Training? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I know quite a few military families, and I can't say their kids ended up better off in any fashion. A lot of the military families I know have kids at starting a career age and they don't seem to be branching out into careers that are spectacular in any way. I think it depends a lot on the kid and the ease with which they fit in after going to a new place. The kids of the last military family I was with were wallflowers. They played video games in their basement pretty much the whole time we knew them. Some it helps and some it hurts, it comes down to confidence. Personally I can say it would have destroyed me as a kid, but my kids are a lot more confident then I ever was. I say sports will benefit my kids, just because there are studies that prove being physically fit as a child carries with you into life, and being happy and healthy should be what life is ultimately about no matter what you do for a living. That's why I ask myself if any career move would make my family happier overall and I haven't found that yet. Getting back to the point of the original article, I was just suggesting that companies should be looking at the kind of life they are affording for their employees. The ones that give a better life overall will be the ones that are able to retain them.

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      Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
  14. Use golden handcuffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This problem and the appropriate solution is not new. You want people to stay? Give them a reason to stay. Provide a pension plan that vests (and grows) after 5 years. Maybe pay retirement medical benefits for those that stay 10+ years.

    (granted, this doesn't work if you plan to sell your company within the next 10 years.)

  15. Ehh... Cloud Computing? by SenatorPerry · · Score: 3

    The article is looking from an internal perspective instead of the entire business perspective. Cutting ten jobs at $100,000 each by outsourcing to another company for $800,000 helps the entire business. Cutting the same amount of jobs and hiring a worker at $200,000 to manage the outsourcing to a cloud provider does not create new efficiencies in the organization. It is tough to really draw relevant data from the article without having a complete picture of the benefits to the organization, which is the context most of these articles need to be written. How many companies really judge the capability of their employees based on the salaries they could demand on the open market?

  16. Living conditions by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    How hard are they trying to reach out to the places where people actually want to live?

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    Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
  17. Subject line is subject by wwalker · · Score: 1

    "If you go back a couple of years ago, we were heavily involved in the storage business. Now I can buy unlimited storage from the cloud. I don't need a lot of people doing storage. In fact, I may only need one."

      After seeing "I can buy unlimited storage from the cloud" somehow I'm having a hard time taking the rest of the article seriously.

    1. Re:Subject line is subject by asylumx · · Score: 1

      I'm with you! Not to mention the "I may only need one" comment -- as though the money you're paying for the 'cloud' doesn't pay for all the manpower they need to manage all that storage. Yes, it is their core competency and they can do it better than you, so they very well may be able to do it cheaper than you can in-house, but pretending it's whittled down to one person is ridiculous.

    2. Re:Subject line is subject by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      After seeing "I can buy unlimited storage from the cloud" somehow I'm having a hard time taking the rest of the article seriously.

      If Unlimited means "more than I can ever use" then it seems to make perfect sense.
      I find it hard to believe that there'd be many people could use more storage than an AWS or a Backblaze can offer you.

  18. Wasteful human resources strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such a wasteful human resources policy is only possible in the US where there is a massive surplus of cheap labor (read H1-B's). Remove that and the market will be more rational, and serve the needs of a society that aspires to be prosperous.

  19. There is no training and jobs are stagnant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Training" is a joke - its either half-working CBT courses, or non-existent. There's no investment in people as they can hire more cheaply elsewhere.

    If you are lucky enough to have an IT job, hold onto it for dear life.

  20. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Actually, you do need to elaborate. We're not mind readers...

  21. The reality of loyalty by sjbe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Or maybe if companies showed the same loyalty to their employees that they demand from them, this wouldn't be a problem.

    That's very idealistic and I respect the intent but it's just not reality and probably not sensible for either party.

    First off, it's a business transaction. The company needs work done and the worker needs money to do it. If the company no longer needs that work done or if the worker isn't doing it competently or efficiently it make no sense for the company to continue to employ that person. Paying someone to do no work or for bad quality work is idiotic. Conversely if the worker can do work elsewhere and get a better compensation package or a better situation then why on earth should he/she be expected to be "loyal" to company? Neither situation is a win/win. Loyalty between employees and companies only makes sense when both side benefit. That does happen sometimes but it shouldn't be a default expectation, especially in a competitive global economy.

    Second, even if both sides want to be loyal to each other economic reality sometimes makes it impossible. I have about 20 people who work for me. I would LOVE to pay them more than I do. But the industry I am in (contract assembly) is very competitive on labor costs so if I raise salaries for everyone we would be out of work faster than I can say "Chapter 11 bankruptcy". I do what I can for them but if one of them finds a better job somewhere else I just have to wish them the best and hope I can replace them with someone else who is competent. Demanding loyalty to the company from employees in that situation would be ridiculous of me.

    1. Re:The reality of loyalty by RabidReindeer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Believe it or not, at one time, companies didn't lay people off at the drop of a hat. Because hiring them back again is expensive and hiring new people means that you not only have to train them to do the job the way your company needs it done, but they also have to learn where to go in the company to get things done.

      When 110% efficiency and rapidly gaining short-term share price was not the expectation, people would be reassigned, furloughed or sent off for training if their primary skills weren't required.

      That doesn't mean that people didn't get laid off. Just that the norm was that layoffs were a measure of last resort, not the first thing you did to boost quarterly profits. There was a certain noblesse oblige there. The company took care of you and you took care of the company. You worked until you retired, they gave you a gold watch and a pension. You were invested emotionally in the company and in the happiness of its customers. Or, if not, you got canned, but not because you weren't the perfect fit for the moment.

      Then they invented "perma-temping"...

    2. Re:The reality of loyalty by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the thing. You're completely ignoring the emotional element, dismissing it as something valueless. But it's not just about a pay packet.

      Perfect example... I could be making a shit ton more money elsewhere, with my skill set. But I'm not leaving, cause the company I currently work for is one of the best places I've ever worked. Management does everything it can to not only make employees succeed, but make them *want* to succeed. And not in a, "Some consultant advised us to do team building exercises" kind of way... In the, "the leadership actually *cares*" kind of way.

      I've lost track of the number of employees that have left, only to humbly come back again after realizing that that greener pasture they found was a field full of cowshit. And we've welcomed them back, too.

    3. Re: The reality of loyalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I send my resume? This place you speak of sounds foreign. I would like to learn more.

    4. Re: The reality of loyalty by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      We're a small-medium (depending on your POV) custom software development house in Canada. Primarily java, but we do whatever the client wants.

      jonah-jobs@jonahgroup.com

    5. Re: The reality of loyalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, weed is legal there. Your bosses are just chilled out and high.

      I want to work there. :)

    6. Re:The reality of loyalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a great place. And rare!

    7. Re:The reality of loyalty by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, at one time, companies didn't lay people off at the drop of a hat.

      You must be too young to remember when the Railroad was invented...

  22. Or just be in a needed niche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not being a wizard software dev or sys admin, I have reached my peak at desktop support + light admin.

    All these tech companies need a desktop support dude once they hit about 50 to 100 employees, and if you're good at getting stuff done then they'll love you because their highly paid engineers and devs will have minimal down time.

    The bonus of doing this slightly less paid work is that its stable, predictable, and my job isnt going to evaporate overnight. How do I afford to exist in this pricy Seattle housing market on a mediocre (by Seattle standards) income? I don't live in or even near Seattle, I make use of the southline commuter train, live somewhere much cheaper where one income buys a half decent house and avoid the terrible traffic.

    1. Re:Or just be in a needed niche by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

      >> my job isnt going to evaporate overnight

      It might if your startup gets purchased. Centralized IT (e.g., no dedicated IT dude in the office of the acquired company) is one of the first "cost synergies" that goes into effect in my experience.

    2. Re:Or just be in a needed niche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what this guy is getting at is that when it comes down to it, just like the farmer, mortician and tax collector...you are going to need a bog-standard general help desk IT guy who will come and set up machines for new hires, physically move desktops and servers and change out hard drives and tapes. It's just cost-effective to have this same guy trained to also be able to diagnose email and office application issues. At least until everything becomes "Cloud", right?

  23. Executive Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need IT people more way than they need us. Oh, Fuck.

  24. Why does an Org Chart need a timeline? by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

    10 years? 18 months?

    Makes the entire article sound like B.S.

    1. Re:Why does an Org Chart need a timeline? by dknj · · Score: 1

      sounds like you are not in management. back in the day you design your org chart with a plan over the next ten years in case someone left, transferred, or otherwise planned to stay with the company through retirement. today, there is such massive turnover that your org chart today looks completely different tomrorow as the article describes. you need to stay proactive on your business otherwise your entire company or department will suffer. maybe the timelines aren't xx years or xx months, but you cannot really sit here and say that technologies that existed 5 years ago continue to exist today. VoIP was major in the past decade which has been reduced to turnkey solutions that does not require a CCIE to manage. Storage has been ejected to the cloud, why hire multiple SAN engineers and a manager to manage them? Or do you just like to see empty boxes in your org chart? You need to plan, your strategy cannot be in years anymore, it must be in months. Until the cloud technologies are entrenched in our way of life, then we can revert to longer turnover cycles

  25. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I don't think segedunum needs to elaborate why. Let me say what s/he's thinking.

    Massive IT layoffs.
    Massive IT outsourcing.

    Now we have companies whinging that they can't find talent even though they claim to be paying more and more.

    Let me go one step further.

    The problem is that NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS HOW COMPUTERS WORK. Nobody can figure out whether the person they're hiring is a rock star or a confidence man. Nobody can figure out if the person working for them is a rock star or a confidence man. They have no basis for comparison and no context for even approaching the comparison.

    That is one of the major reasons I left tech. The other reason is the diversity shit. I can't magically turn myself into a black woman. In fact, according to what's-her-name on the Daily Show, blacks apparently have found themselves using the same logic as feminists. I'm evil because I'm white. There are methods to darken one's skin that were used by reporters during the civil rights era. I could turn myself black over the course of a month. But that would make me even more evil! It's the same as if I were to get a sex change. I'm evil for being a man, but if I get a sex change then I'm a rapist of the female form.

    I can tell you I've been in too many situations where it's clear that a huckster is getting paid way more than me, and I'm only pulling down barely enough to afford owning a house where I live. I'm sick of seeing slick gaslighting assholes driving around high-end sports cars when the best I could afford is a subcompact.

    Hiring managers need to seriously stop snorting cocaine for a moment and actually learn a thing or two about how data processing works. You know, about how I CAN'T FUCKING GET DATA OUT OF YOUR OTHER VENDOR'S WEBSITE WITHOUT A FUCKING INTERFACE. The basics. I don't ask much.

    Nope, I didn't make nearly enough for it to be worth it. I'd need to be paid twice what I made for it to be worth it.

  26. Re:plus ça change, plus c'est la même ch by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    Considering that companies stopped being loyal to their employees somewhere around 1985, I'd like to know where they're finding this pool of selfless employees who are loyal and expect to be with the company long enough to grow with it.

  27. Two weeks notice is just a courtesy by sjbe · · Score: 2

    A company can fire you an a moment's notice but when you leave they want 2 weeks from you.

    You can leave any time you want. The company is REQUIRED BY LAW to pay you for any time you have worked. The 2 week notice thing is nothing more than a courtesy. They cannot withhold pay (legally) nor can they require anything further of you unless you agreed to it in an explicit contract. The company can ask for two weeks notice but you are under no obligation to give it to them.

    My take on two weeks notice is that in two weeks they will notice I haven't been there in two weeks.

  28. This guy gets it, but he doesn't by Pollux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The most insightful thing Curt Carver says is at the very beginning of his article:

    Candidly, the people that have been loyal to the organization, that are active employees, that are eager and hungry to learn – those are the ones that I’m willing to invest in to keep.

    What he doesn't get is that Silicon Valley is the antithesis of that. There was a time where Silicon Valley didn't exist, and IBM and Bell Labs were king. According to this PBS Documentary, the culture at that time was that talent was nurtured, not bought. You got your desk, you were a pencil pusher, and if you had ambition, you climbed the ladder, but you remained loyal to the company that provided for you. Then William Shockley broke away from Bell Labs, ventured out to California to make them a reality, and formed Shockley Semiconductor Laboratories. In a twist of irony, the very people he recruited to break ranks from Bell Labs (The "Traitorous Eight" as they came to be called, quit to form their own company, Fairchild Semiconductor. (And exactly 18 months later, interestingly.)

    Silicon Valley has always been about venturists who seek opportunity wherever they can find it. If that's Silicon Valley's own undoing, so be it. Let the snake consume its own tail.

  29. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by poetmatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the very definition of bad math/outsourcing mistakes.

    Just because it costs less doesn't mean you're getting an equivalent service. If you save $200k but lose $500k in productivity then congrats you have outsourced to the detriment of the business. Likewise transition costs take out more productivity.

  30. Success by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    IT recruiters are becoming a victim of their own quarter to quarter short sightedness. Success breeds success. If you want successful people to come into the industry you are hiring for, you must make the current people in the industry successful. You must also sustain this quality for long enough for kids to go through grade school and see it as a good choice to make it their career. It's kind of funny how they talk like the game is all changing, when it is really their failure or refusal to participate in the game that has always been that is causing them issues.

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    Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
  31. So, that's what San Francisco's like? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the rest of the world, where most of will never see double-digit raises? And training - do mean something other than online stupid courses, with content we already know?

                    mark

    1. Re:So, that's what San Francisco's like? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I think the time of double digit raises in IT is past, except for really special circumstances. You have a point about training. Last year I worked for a company that had a training budget but didn't allow travel. So you could train, if you could do it with online classes you took at your desk in the (loud, distracting) bullpen area. It worked about as well as you could imagine.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    2. Re:So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Correct about never seeing training. After thirty-five years in IT, I have never taken a training class. At my current employer where I've been director of IT for four years, even though I had free invites from Red Hat, Elasticsearch, JasperSoft (JFreeChart which turned into a reporting system), and MongoDB, we didn't allow any employees to attend the classes. The MongoDB and JasperSoft ones were less than ten miles away so we would have only had to pay for parking and time away from work, but the answer was still a no. It sucks, for example, switching 800 vms from Debian to Red Hat, and not even being allowed to send a single employee to free training. We're adding nearly a hundred MongoDB servers before the end of the year, and I got screamed at and called incompetent because I wanted to send three guys to a conference that 10gen gave us free tickets for. Our board's belief is that you are incompetent and need to be fired if you need training. That is how I lost my last two jobs. I demanded training for my guys for something new we were doing which made us look like we didn't know what we were doing.

      Let's not start into vacation. None of my guys that aren't Indian have had more than two consecutive days off since I started here. Of course the Indian guys all get two weeks off. More of the industry is following Microsoft's example on no vacation. When I was there for four years managing the SQL Server build team, the Indians always got their two+ weeks off while everyone else got screwed.

    3. Re:So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course the Indian guys all get two weeks off.

      That's been true everywhere I've worked in my nearly thirty years of working for start-ups in the Seattle area. I understand flights to India are very expensive and take a long time so you want to take as much time off as you can, but it just isn't fair for the remaining employees that can't take time off because that group takes so much time off.

      At my current company, we were told no vacation until we released. We're four years late and counting so the no vacation policy is still in effect. Of course while the Americans on staff aren't allowed time off, the Indian guys still all take their two to three weeks off every summer.

    4. Re: So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still like that at Microsoft. No vacation time for non-Asians.

    5. Re: So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. Admitting that you need training will get you fired.

    6. Re: So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like my company. We're allowed to take classes if we use vacation time and pay for it ourselves.

    7. Re: So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vacation inequality is such a huge issue. The breeders get weeks of. Asians get two+ contiguous weeks off every year. White males maybe get a lomg weekend.

    8. Re: So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never had to be either. I got fired for admitting I didn't know enough to manage the new Junioer routers we were planning on buying.

    9. Re:So, that's what San Francisco's like? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I think the time of double digit raises in IT is past, except for really special circumstances.

      I could make 40% more money if I took a job in the private sector. The nice thing about working for government IT is that benefit package is sweet and the prime contract is fully funded for the next four years. So I'm taking a break from the rat race of hustling for a new job every year to earn my technical certifications while I got job security for the next few years. When I do re-enter the private sector, I'll be making two to four times what I'm making now.

    10. Re:So, that's what San Francisco's like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think the time of double digit raises in IT is past"

      Where I am, getting a 30% raise by changing jobs every 2 years is normal.

      Mind you, companies will give you a 1% to 1.5% raise each year if you stay with them. Thus it is more adventitious to change jobs every couple of years.

      BTW, i have been at my current job for 3 years. I have not had a raise in that time, and it looks like I could get close to a 50% raise if I decide to change jobs right now.

    11. Re: So, that's what San Francisco's like? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Fuck em. Just stop working for two weeks, but collect regular pay. Show up but do nothing, like the Indians when they are there.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  32. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Cutting ten jobs at $100,000 each by outsourcing to another company for $800,000. No try for $300-500K with H1B's

  33. reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, as a 40-year worker in technology, I can definitely say that HR, managers, and CXX have all contributed to any problems they have.
    In 2001 I saw an ad for a .NET programmer with 5 years experience. HR.
    In 2005 I saw an ad for a linux programmer with VBA experience. HR
    Golden Parachutes. Managers and CXX...
    Outsourcing: Managers and CXX and MBAs . ( also, any in-house workers from some-unnamed-country ).
    17 to 119 page employment contracts - HR extravagance and ego.

    Sorry. I will not feed your machine any more. Or enable your delusions. Or your manipulations/threats.
    You could have had a good worker, who would have gotten better.
    Instead, you have someone 10 timezones away. Good luck with them.
    No more of the $35,000 / year graduate.
    No more of the $55,000 / year worker with 10 years experience.
    Get off the dime and pay what it's really worth.

    You pay for what you get. Good. Or Cheap. Pick one.

  34. Equality and fairness by sjbe · · Score: 2

    The relationship isn't equal financially in that they make financially a substantially larger amount of money than what they pay you - which isn't disclosed to you.

    That is not necessarily true. Sometimes it is true and sometimes it very much is not. Believe it or not a lot of companies don't actually make much profit. Many actually lose money. People tend to have this peculiar notion that all companies are just raking in megabucks but for many of them that is very far from the truth. Furthermore in many cases the profit of the company is published. If I worked for Apple or Google I can look up exactly how much money they made during my tenure with the company. The financial relationship is fair in the sense that the company and the employee agreed on a value for the services provided to the company by the employee.

    If you make $100k but they're making $700k off of you (even after expenses), who is getting the bad deal?

    False dilemma. That situation could easily be a very good situation for both parties. If either side thinks it is unfair somehow both are free to seek a better situation any time they want. But there is a market rate for salaries and both sides can get a good or bad deal if they deviate far from it. If you are making $100K and the market rate for your work is really $50K then you are getting a spectacular deal even if the company makes a handsome multiple of profit on top of that.

    1. Re:Equality and fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not a lot of companies don't actually make much profit. Many actually lose money.

      Then by the laws of capitalism they should not exist! They should pack it in, and leave room for other companies that can do the job successfully. If it cannot be done successfully then it just doesn't get done.

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    2. Re:Equality and fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not a lot of companies don't actually make much profit. Many actually lose money.

      Huh? If companies are losing money, why/how are they in business?

    3. Re:Equality and fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      There are a surprising number of companies out there that don't really make money any more. They just have shareholders sucking off of them like leaches.

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    4. Re:Equality and fairness by lgw · · Score: 1

      They just have shareholders sucking off of them like leaches.

      Wait, what? The owners are the leeches? What communist workers' paradise are you posting from?

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    5. Re:Equality and fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If that's what they want, then fine. I'm just getting tired of companies that don't funnel adequate resources to sustaining themselves and then complain about how hard they have it.

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    6. Re:Equality and fairness by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's usually the C-level officers, not the shareholders, running the company into the ground. Sure, the board should pick someone better, but if you're not going to go crazy with executive comp, that can be hard to do.

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    7. Re:Equality and fairness by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      The C-level officers are probably just trying to satisfy the shareholders who expect more profit every year. Consistent growth is not realistic.

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    8. Re:Equality and fairness by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's a different problem than I thought we were discussing. I blame the growth obsession on the different tax treatment of growth (capital gains) vs dividends.

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  35. the cycle begins anew by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I'm understanding TFA correctly, we've come full cycle. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. In the nineties, the thing was to hire bright individuals and grow them. Later, the paradigm changed to "IT is plug and play" so hire the talent you need at the time and lay off the people with training you didn't need anymore. Now we're back to the more healthy paradigm of growing your current employees to meet new challenges. This is a good thing. I wonder how long it'll last.

    I also wonder what this will do of the paradigm of laying off locals and substituting green cards.

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    1. Re:the cycle begins anew by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      If I'm understanding TFA correctly, we've come full cycle. ... Now we're back to the more healthy paradigm of growing your current employees to meet new challenges. This is a good thing. I wonder how long it'll last.

      ...until the next business cycle and the suits have to "do" something.

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    2. Re:the cycle begins anew by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      True, sadly. I guess we should enjoy reasonable behavior while it lasts.

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  36. Re:Bullshit by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS HOW COMPUTERS WORK.

    I was working the help desk at Google in 2008 when I got call from a university graduate who didn't know how to turn on a workstation. I literally had to walk him through pushing the power button on his workstation, as no one stood around to turn on his computer like they did at the university computer labs. You're be surprised by how many computer engineers don't know much about hardware.

  37. Attachment to a company is irrational by sjbe · · Score: 1

    That's the thing. You're completely ignoring the emotional element, dismissing it as something valueless. But it's not just about a pay packet.

    Companies by definition cannot have emotions. So any emotional attachment by an employee towards a company is inherently irrational. Either it is a good situation and you can be happy about that or it isn't good for your particular needs/wants and you should consider other options. Either the company gives you a reason to feel good about working there or they don't but there has to be a cause.

    I could be making a shit ton more money elsewhere, with my skill set. But I'm not leaving, cause the company I currently work for is one of the best places I've ever worked.

    There is more to a compensation package than just the salary. Working conditions, colleagues, enjoyment of work, benefits, proximity, hours, etc all play a role. It's not just about money. You obviously value the environment highly. That's fine. So do I. Some others simply want the biggest paycheck possible and don't care about the rest. That's fine too. But at the end of the day you add all that stuff up and you decide if it provides enough value to you to start/continue to work there. If you can find greener pastures somewhere else (for whatever you value most) then you are a fool to stick around out of irrational emotional loyalty.

    1. Re:Attachment to a company is irrational by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I suspect that "company" is sort of shorthand for "the other people there", but in any case I don't see why X not having emotions means you can't have emotions about X - for example when X is a painting or a piece of music.

      But then again, what do I know - I'm not a pedantic aspie fucktard and I don't play one on TV.

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    2. Re:Attachment to a company is irrational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Companies by definition cannot have emotions."
      Yes they can. Corporations are people. Bwuahahaha

  38. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Also, a huge thing they have not factored in is the more companies that outsource, the worse the industry looks overall and you really harm your pick of local talent over the next many years. Who is going to an industry that will get rid of you at the drop of a hat? If I'm a student coming out of high school I'm looking to start a career that will be with me through to retirement as much as possible.

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  39. Solved! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    No problem, I just outsource my training.

    1. Re:Solved! by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      We just finished outsourced everyone, so management huddled to touch base with their core competencies, and outsourced the outsourcer.

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  40. Economic rationality by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Believe it or not, at one time, companies didn't lay people off at the drop of a hat.

    And now we don't because in many (not all) cases that is economically irrational.

    Because hiring them back again is expensive and hiring new people means that you not only have to train them to do the job the way your company needs it done, but they also have to learn where to go in the company to get things done.

    Hiring new people is expensive but keeping people employed when you don't have work for them can easily be more expensive.

    There was a certain noblesse oblige there. The company took care of you and you took care of the company.

    I think you have rose colored glasses there. The labor movement happened because there WASN'T any noblesse-oblige. Working conditions 100 years ago were atrocious, safety terrible, pay was low and heaven forbid you actually spoke out about any of it. Things moved slower and labor was less mobile so it was easier to keep talent for longer because it was harder for labor to move. Increased labor mobility benefits both workers and companies but there is a cost to it.

    1. Re:Economic rationality by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      Well, to be fair, I was more referring to mid-20th Century white collar workers there. 19th Century was pretty much shit to the point where job security was one of the lesser issues for most people.

      And for all the excoriation of unions, one thing that they did for workers is get the automakers to furlough during slack periods rather than fire everyone and make them start over from scratch every time business picked up. Which is more than most white-collar workers can brag.

      But even as late as the latter 1970s, you could be pretty useless and still expect to retain a job regardless of this week's DJIA. I had to work with some of these drones, alas. They weren't even relatives of the boss.

      Running at 110% efficiency isn't sustainable. Even running at 100% efficiency can only go on until something slips. Old-time corporations didn't rely on instant data and real-time analytics so they had to settle for being less efficient overall in order to have enough reserve capacity for peak needs. These days we cherry-pick and lemon-drop for that extra efficiency to the point where the financial effects have already hurt us pretty badly and the social effects may well prove ultimately explosive.

    2. Re:Economic rationality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're actually not efficient enough yet to compete in the global marketplaces anymore. Between loss of skills, productive capacity, integrity generally, and with the massive regulatory impositions, you can simply count on the explosive social effects as the politicians' caring promises start to ring empty more and more.

    3. Re:Economic rationality by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Laying people off can be necessary. GP was referring to casually laying people off, rather than trying to retain them when feasible.

      It costs a lot of money to hire someone new and get them productive, and people seem to underestimate the cost pretty badly, particularly since much of the cost is hard to measure (the time it takes for a new employee to become fully productive, and the resources that takes, for example). It's going to get particularly expensive when you're competing for talent on a straight money basis. If you can provide more secure employment, you're saving money by not having to hire people as often (and by keeping more institutional memory), and you're probably saving some money on salaries. If you provide a more pleasant working environment, you're going to cut turnover and save more money.

      GP wasn't referring to the time before unions for the "noblesse oblige", but the period with them. In the 1950s and 1960s, there was an expectation that you'd likely get a job with a company and retire from that company with a decent company-provided pension, and get taken care of while you worked there. In some ways, that works a lot better than expecting over 50% turnover a year.

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    4. Re:Economic rationality by airdweller · · Score: 1

      "We're actually not efficient enough yet to compete in the global marketplaces anymore."
      Bullshit unless proven otherwise.

  41. Re:Bullshit by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 1

    I would be surprised by how many computer engineers don't know much about hardware. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd said coders, developers, managers, etc. Computer engineers, though!?

  42. Losing money and adapting to changing conditions by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Then by the laws of capitalism they should not exist!

    If they lose money long enough to deplete their assets then they won't. But many companies lose money on a routine basis and have to adjust manpower levels to compensate. Sometimes it's because their industry is cyclical. Sometimes it's due to unexpected business problems. Sometimes it's just bad management. But companies can survive periods of losing money. They cannot do so indefinitely and continuing to employ surplus labor in the face of economic losses is a great way to ensure the company doesn't survive.

    Furthermore many business are roughly break even propositions. It's not hard to find companies that make enough to stay in business but profits are very thin indeed. This is especially common in small businesses.

  43. No Goatse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot first post titled "I've got a gap you can analyze", no link to Goatse... what the!?

    1. Re:No Goatse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They outsourced that bot to someone paid 30% less, but he doesn't have a computer.

  44. Re:Bullshit by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if you'd said coders, developers, managers, etc.

    Based on my experience from working at software-based Fortune 500 companies, HR classifies coders, developers or managers as computer engineers. My own company classifies me as a computer engineer doing system admin work at an IT specialist pay rate, which I occasionally badger my manager about because the title implies I should be making two to four times my current salary in Silicon Valley.

  45. Re:Losing money and adapting to changing condition by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    But here we have companies complaining that it is too expensive to retain employees.. What I was trying to suggest is, if a company cannot have enough left over to make the employees happy and therefore stay, then obviously there is something fundamentally flawed with their business plan. Usually they float way too much money towards the top, not taking into account the longer term investment of retainment. How these companies even stay around long enough to complain about not being able to retain employees is beyond me. Obviously something is not working correctly in the market.

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  46. Greater than recent? by edittard · · Score: 1

    The article is greater than recent? Are they still writing it or something?

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  47. Re:plus ça change, plus c'est la même ch by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know where they're finding this pool of selfless employees who are loyal and expect to be with the company long enough to grow with it.

    The people who spent 8+ years in the same position, collecting the same 2% raise each year, and are terrified of being laid off.

  48. Insert agile cloud marketing waffle .. by tetraverse · · Score: 1

    agile, business intelligence, cloud computing, doing mobile, gap analysis, IT org chart, storage business, the cloud ..

    1. Re:Insert agile cloud marketing waffle .. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Ah, bingo.

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  49. Re:Bullshit by sysrammer · · Score: 1

    So, how many computer engineers *does* it take to change a lightbulb?

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  50. Employee turnover correlation with profits by sjbe · · Score: 2

    But here we have companies complaining that it is too expensive to retain employees.. What I was trying to suggest is, if a company cannot have enough left over to make the employees happy and therefore stay, then obviously there is something fundamentally flawed with their business plan.

    You are making the mistake of assuming that low employee turnover and successful business plans are highly correlated. It's pretty easy to demonstrate that this is not necessarily true. Sometimes it is too expensive to retain employees and the economically sane thing to do is to let them go and hire new as business conditions dictate. For an extreme example McDonalds has an annual turnover rate in excess of 100%. That means they will turn over more employees in the next 12 months than they currently employ. And they do this every year. This is not a sign of a bad business model, it's simply the reality of their industry. Nobody would argue that McDonalds is not a wildly successful business. And all their fast food competitors are in roughly the same position. There is no realistic way they could make the work rewarding enough to retain all those employees. The work is often unpleasant, the pay is low and there is little McDonalds can do about much of that. Sure it's cheaper if they don't have to hire new employees but that doesn't mean they will be able to keep most of them. If they doubled pay they wouldn't get double the economic output so pay is effectively capped. High turnover is not an automatic indicator of a bad business model. In fact in some cases it can be vital to the viability of the business.

    1. Re:Employee turnover correlation with profits by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Ok but if high turnover is what they want, why do they constantly complain about how hard it is to retain employees? Then they should just funnel a large amount of money into their recruitment tactics and get on with life.

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  51. Pure, unadulterated, bullshit by Notorious+G · · Score: 1

    Finding and keeping IT talent is getting increasingly competitive and expensive

    There is a ton of talent out there. I would say there is more qualified IT talent available in the USA now than has been in over 20 years. The problem is they filter out anyone over 40 or anyone without 10+ years in the latest 'thing' that was only developed 5 years ago. Then, they want them to work 80+ hour a week or some other work/life imbalance. In short, they want H1B's. They want them for next to nothing and indentured so they can't quit. Screw these assholes.

  52. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by joboss · · Score: 1

    The article has a lot of abstract waffle. It doesn't really say much.

  53. Re:Bullshit by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 1

    Ah, I see. I was thinking a computer engineer as someone like my friend who went to GA tech and took a bunch of actual hard-core engineering courses, as opposed to my other friend who got a ivy-league CS degree, vs me who majored in history and really likes computers as a hobby, and working towards turning it into a real jerb.

  54. Love stupid statements by dumb people. by schizrade4954 · · Score: 1

    FUNDAMENTAL SHIFT!!! Your IT people will be paper pushers!!! So who provides the storage you buy off the cloud? It must come by magic.

  55. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Outsourcing destroyed the supply chain of new talent.

    Back pre-Y2K people would get into help desk, those that were good at help desk and expanded there knowledge could move up to Jr Admins, then to Admins, to Sr. Admins, etc.

    Outsource help desk, Jr Admins, and most Admins (L1,L2, and 1/2 or more of L3) and you have distorted the supply chain of new talent. Now they only want people that are strong L3 or L4 with lots of experience and don't understand why they can not find anyone locally.

  56. A Black Hole by DakotaSmith · · Score: 2

    Here's the basic problem:

    For most corporate management, IT -- particularly infrastructure -- is simply a black hole of cash. They don't understand what we do, they don't understand the value we bring to the company, and they don't know why they're paying us. It's just money going somewhere, and they don't understand where.

    There's no way to make them understand. They lack even the basic computer skills necessary to do anything beyond everyday work on a PC. They have not spent years or decades in the field, and you can't expect them to understand anything without that experience.

    We're a black hole. We can be jettisoned any time a corporate bean-counter wants to save some money. I've been in the industry for over 30 years, man and boy, and it's always the same story: we're a black hole.

    So we're expendable when crunch time comes. After all, what the hell are we being paid for, anyway?

    I haven't worked for a company -- ever -- that displayed the same loyalty to me as I did to them. I no longer have the energy to be loyal when I know for a certain fact that I'll be canned the moment someone wants to cut expenses.

    Want me to learn new skills? Fine, I'm happy to. Been doing it for over 30 years.

    No company I've worked for paid for learning new skills. It was just do the work -- and then shoved out the door when crunch time came.

    I don't know where this article originates, but it's nonsense. Employers don't train IT people. They don't even know why it's necessary.

    We're an expendable black hole. Period.

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    1. Re:A Black Hole by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You sort of nailed it.

      But it changes, in some cases, when software is bread and butter, not overhead.

      Never, never, never work in an industry with commodity products (e.g. Insurance), not only is IT pure overhead but marketing runs everything. They will try to convince you that's the 'way of the world'. That is bullshit. It's the way of their world, you must escape.

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    2. Re:A Black Hole by DakotaSmith · · Score: 1

      I've never worked for a company in which either Marketing or Sales (or an unholy alliance of both) didn't run everything.

      I've worked for a large insurance company, for a company that makes over half the Girl Scout cookies in the world, and a host of others that ultimately went under -- usually while I was there. My resume reads as a list of failed or bought-out companies.

      In every case, the blame for going under can be laid directly at the feet of those who run the business: Marketing and/or Sales.

      None of them understand what we do. We're simply numbers in a ledger.

      Somebody needs to generally wrest control from Marketing and Sales in every company now extent. To do otherwise is to court disaster. It won't help those of us that management cannot understand, but it will at least keep the business open.

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    3. Re:A Black Hole by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's a symptom of making commodities.

      There are a few commodities companies that understand that they just have to produce for cheap. But 99% understand (or think they understand) that as they make an identical product to their competitors that marketing is everything.

      It's only natural that insurance companies (for example) are run by and for the benefit of their commissioned sales staff. Your job, as a technical person, is to work for a business where your work matters. Of course that means you won't be the 'star' you might be now, but you will be out of the digital ghetto.

      It only took me one job in such a place before I realize what was up. Never again. Marketing will continue to run places where only marketing matters.

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  57. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None, the computer engineers replaced them with Light Emitting Diodes over 2 years ago, they last years while using 1/10th the electricity.

    As such we eliminated the position of bulb changer.

  58. Who does this surprise, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Finding and keeping IT talent is getting increasingly competitive and expensive.

    Considering working hours are going up, benefits are going down, work/life balance is getting more unbalanced, and many employees can (and do) get sacked for any reason or no reason at any time the employer feels like, how is this a surprise at all?

    Spoiler alert: it wasn't employees who decided that businesses should no longer treat their most valuable assets... like valuable assets.

    It's no surprise that employees in high-demand fields have started thinking (and acting) about what's best for themselves and stopped thinking of what's best for the business that may or may not decide their position is unnecessary 12 months down the line.

  59. Re:Bullshit by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    If I wrote "computer scientist" instead of "computer engineer," I would get a lot of comments explaining how computer scientists didn't need to know hardware at all.

  60. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by lgw · · Score: 1

    If I'm a student coming out of high school I'm looking to start a career that will be with me through to retirement as much as possible.

    Then I'd recommend med school, or becoming a veterinarian (and even then, tons of training over the years). There's no "lifetime industry" any more, because the world changes and jobs move on. Sure, you as an individual can have a career, but the job 20 years from now won't be very related to the job now.

    If you want an industry that will still be here in 40 years, pick one where you get your hands dirty: the skilled trades aren't going away. College optional (unless you become a surgeon, dentist, or vet, which is a better-paying way of getting your hands dirty).

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  61. Re:Ehh... Cloud Computing? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    Sure, but it takes more h1b's to get an equivalent output. Very rarely does the total cost result in more than a 30% net savings.

    From what I have seen, the only times outsourcing business-critical tasks makes sense is when it is to cover short-term or seasonal needs where overtime alone would be insufficient. Support needs generally make sense in similar conditions, or if the time requirement is less than 35% of a FTE.

  62. It's been relabeld "Exit Interview" by rsborg · · Score: 1

    What is this "training" of which you speak? I have never seen any.

    A grueling weeks-to-months-long process where you're being interviewed by your cheaper, offshore replacement about how to do your job.

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  63. Blow up the browser, Redo by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Part of the problem is that the web UI stacks are so convoluted and version-sensitive and fad-chasing that a programmer/analyst has to spend all their time tweaking GUI's instead of business logic. The old tools simplified the GUI side so that one could focus on the biz logic, which is how it SHOULD be. I shouldn't have to be a DOM rocket scientist to get a normal internal CRUD app working, and end up micro-managing scroll bar bugs etc.

    It's like mowing the lawn with tweezers.

    For marketing-oriented glitz stuff you may need to chase fads, but daily-grind GUI/CRUD standards settled by late 80's. The CRUD GUI standards shouldn't be moving, yet they are, for no farking reason other than fad chasing.

    They have to be sliding all over the place like buttered glass now, and shrinking and growing like a throbbing thumb.

    K.I.S.S. is dead. Something is screwed up. I want my lawn back, your convolutinators!

  64. Treat employees better by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Amazon, etc. have so much turnover because their corporate environment is toxic.

    They could retain, save all the money on hiring and training, and not have to pay 2x current salary to their employees if they just treated their employees better.

    Also: outsourcing/layoffs

    HP, Yahoo, something something

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    1. Re:Treat employees better by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      They could retain, save all the money on hiring and training, and not have to pay 2x current salary to their employees if they just treated their employees better.

      But could they?
      It would be naive to assume someone upstairs hasn't done their sums. I mean do you think a market leader that has lots of smart people running the show for some reason would have stupid Finance and HR people? Or is it more likely that you probably don't understand how HR works?
      I'll give you a tip, HR are not there for your benefit, they exist to reduce the liability of employees on the business. That is all.

    2. Re:Treat employees better by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      You must not know anything about Amazon's corporate culture.

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    3. Re:Treat employees better by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      You don't get it. Whatever the culture, it is working for them.

    4. Re:Treat employees better by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      You don't get it, the whole existence of the article proves it isn't working.

      By your logic, a person wouldn't try to avoid an obstacle in the road until after they hit it.

      Also, in general your whole way of analyzing this situation is hopelessly reductive.

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    5. Re:Treat employees better by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      You don't get it, the whole existence of the article proves it isn't working.

      So Slashdot articles are the written laws of nature now?
      Amazon's record profits say otherwise.

      By your logic, a person wouldn't try to avoid an obstacle in the road until after they hit it.

      I'm pretty sure that Execs at Amazon don't create their business strategy based on what someone posted on Slashdot today...

      Also, in general your whole way of analyzing this situation is hopelessly reductive.

      Either that or I don't accept everything posted in Slashdot as the unquestionable truth.
      As I said, the Amazon experts probably know the maths. If burning out resources every 18 months is working for them, there is no need for them to change.
      I've worked in a similar environment because that strategy also worked. They had thousands of people lined up to work there, so had no reason dip into profits by keeping employees happy.
      It's not the same for every business, everyone has their own recipe for success, but this model does actually work in some cases, and no amount of disappointment will change that fact.

  65. Capitalism and Capitalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gap between the expectation that technology would lead to a leisure society, and the realization that it just leads to a feudal, totalitarian regime where the billionaire beggars just take, take, take.

    In Capitalism the surplus goes to the Capitalists. Why would anyone be surprised by any other result?

  66. Another hit piece by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another hit piece showing how the problem can be solved by utilizing more H1B visas and outsourcing everything.

  67. What a load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of crap. This sounds more like me that Mr. Carver is a self aggrandizing ladder climber looking to build his his resume at the expense of subordinates. Ergo, the multiple times I, me, turbulence, and HR wasn't happy. People like this should not be in leadership roles, especially in our institutions of higher learning!

  68. Tech Enclaves by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing you need to realize is aritcles like this are talking about SPECIFIC ENCLAVES in the world - namely the Seattle area, the Bay area, the Austin area, and a few others... areas with huge concentrations of high tech companies. This huge concentration of companies combined with a huge concentration of very intelligent labour, results in a very competitive labour market. People in these markets routinely will work for 3 different companies in a 5 year timespan... they have no loyalty, they go where the money and/or opportunities are. As a result salaries are high and benefits are good. When you are competing against Google, Facebook, Twitter, Salesforce, and Uber for employees, you have to pay well.

    The thing that people who live in these areas DO NOT realize is that this is a UNIQUE situation to these enclaves, and does not translate to other places in the United States, let alone the world. People who work on the east coast or midwest do not have anywhere near the hypermobility of those on the west coast because the labour pool competition is not there.

    The base message - if all you care about is a job and IT and money, move to the bay area. I can basically guarentee you you will find tons of well-paid work. Will you be able to afford to live there though? That is a different problem.

  69. I give zero fucks by jacobsm · · Score: 1

    Supply and demand baby. It rarely comes around to working stiffs. If CEOs can demand oodles of money since they're such a rare talent (haha), then techies with a desirable skill set can too.

    Grab as much as you can, as fast as you can. The company will get rid of you as fast as they can sometime in the future.

  70. Fire this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now I can buy unlimited storage from the cloud"

    Well no shit sherlock? Enjoy paying 10-100x the cost of that storage.

    Cloud storage is the biggest rip off in the history of mankind, besides bandwidth of course.

  71. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about you pay the employee their worth? Maybe they may consider staying unless the boss is a dick.

  72. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends, does the lightbulb support Wi-Fi or 4G?

  73. Fuckin Susan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuckin Susan! Every time.

  74. Re:plus ça change, plus c'est la même ch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who spent 8+ years in the same position, collecting the same 2% raise each year, and are terrified of being laid off.

    I see you, too, have experience with government workers. Except for that last bit. That doesn't sound like them.

  75. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None. It's a software problem.

  76. Re:Bullshit by segedunum · · Score: 1

    Says the Anonymous Coward.........

    Cloud storage? Check. Storage can just be plucked out of someone's arse? Check. You can all retrain depending on what ridiculous ideas I pull out of thing air at any given time? Check.

    This is Slashdot, or at least it was.