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  1. Bitcoin is not "conventional currency" on Japan Considers Treating Bitcoin As Conventional Currency (thestack.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I can't roll it up and use it to snort a line, then it's not money.

  2. Re:Real Talk on Sorry, But Lasers Aren't Taking You To Mars Anytime Soon · · Score: 1

    hey kid, we went to mars in the 60s and 70s but never left the farm

    I can't argue with success.

  3. Real Talk on Sorry, But Lasers Aren't Taking You To Mars Anytime Soon · · Score: 1

    Nobody reading this today is going to Mars.

    It's time for you all to accept that and just move on.

  4. Re:New Slashdot Owner! on CloudBees Releases Jenkins-based Platform For CDaaS (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 2

    New Slashdot Owner: This service is so super-specialised and expensive, most Slashdotters will have no interest in it. Its unusual that it made the front page.

    Actually, I kind of like to read an occasional headline that means absolutely nothing to me. Usually, even in the most jargon-laced headline, I can suss out a few terms that give me a vague impression of what the story's about. This one might as well have been Middle Egyptian, and that's kind of cool.

  5. Re:I wonder on Cheap, High-Performance Green Battery Runs On Rotten Apples (gizmag.com) · · Score: 2

    I insist on gluten-free batteries.

  6. Re:The situation is indeed dire on In Progress: Fastest Sea Rise In At Least 2800 Years (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 4, Informative
  7. Re:Sanders who? on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 2

    Larry Fucking Summers is one of the guys very near the top of the list of people responsible for the economic collapse of 2008. He's never been right about anything.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs...

  8. Re:Because Gazans are prisoners on Israel Thwarts Attempt To Smuggle Commercial Drones Into Gaza · · Score: 1

    There are two horrible groups here - one of them throws people off of the top of buildings for being homosexual, the other doesn't. Why does your support automatically go to first group?

    My support goes to neither group. My condemnation goes to the oppressor.

    What you're doing is known as "pinkwashing", by the way. Rationalizing one form of oppression by showing how much progress has been made on another. It's playing a kind of identity politics that you usually claim to hate.

  9. Re:The future looks good. on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've heard the QSC stuff is good. I suspicious of the touch-screen interface though, especially for something I would use in live performance or recording. But being able to track direct to a USB drive is a nice touch.

    Though the QSC isn't cheap (it's like $800 for the 8 channel, right?), you get a lot for that money. Especially if you like an all in one solution between you and the box.

  10. Re:The Scottish Apogee? on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 1

    A minute ago it was "you can't use Apogee on Linux, and professional use only use Apogee etc". Now it's "that Apogee gear is crap, now that I know Linux supports it just fine"

    No, that's not it. Apogee has terrific high-end interfaces. But on the low-end, their stuff is mainly toys for using with iPads. If you spend $59 for an interface, no matter what is on the nameplate, it's not going to be pro gear. If you spend $3000, and it says "Apogee", then you can produce professional audio. Now you don't need to spend $3000 to make professional audio (but it helps). You can spend $400-700 on something that will do the job. But if it has a dongle that will connect it to your iPad, it's not going to cut it. At least none have yet.

  11. Re:The future looks good. on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 1

    What about Reaper? Doesn't it have decent VSTi support?

    Reaper has the best VSTi support, but the VSTi has to run on your OS, and that's the problem with Linux.

  12. Re:It's about time. on Drinking More Coffee May Undo Liver Damage From Booze (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    After all the studies that suggest every single thing I enjoy is bad for me, here's one for the plus column.

    I keep waiting for the study that says online porn and video poker are good for you.

  13. Re:I just can't on Drinking More Coffee May Undo Liver Damage From Booze (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    Nope, I get the coffee shits.

    That's a feature, not a bug.

  14. Re:More 4 Loco? on Drinking More Coffee May Undo Liver Damage From Booze (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed? (You call that living?!?)

    Now that you mention it...

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix...

  15. Re:The future looks good. on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 1

    Actually there are top-shelf audio interfaces like RME and Focusrite that work just fine on Linux.

    The machine I'm sitting at right now has an RME interface attached to it, and you're right, it will work on Linux. I've never managed to get it to work "just fine" though. The latency is awful and a lot of the nicest features like the fancy in-box routing just never seemed to work for me. However, I admit that it's very possible that I just don't have the time to try to sort it all out. And that's why you use professional tools even in a home studio: because your time is worth something and nothing kills creativity like spending half a day trying to make something work in Linux when it's never going to work as well as one of the other OSs that are used for DAWs.

    If you're a hobbyist, I salute you for using Linux as a DAW, because you'll be part of the reason Linux someday becomes viable for professional home audio recording. And I really hope that happens.

  16. Re:The future looks good. on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I came here hoping for advice and what to buy

    OK, sorry. You want advice? If you want to do professional quality work in your home studio, you have to start with a Windows PC or Mac. Run Cockos Reaper. Use your Linux box to offload streaming and processing work via Reapers ReaMote technology, for rendering and for sample streaming. You'll get the best of both worlds.

    Then, once a year or so, install a real-time kernel distro and the latest Audacity and see how far it's come. Keep hope alive that there will eventually be an all-OSS solution for DAWs.

    This is my first venture into home recording using Linux

    You had said you were a 2 1/2 year veteran of the music industry, and I made assumptions from that. In regards to that Lexicon Alpha: invest in a decent mic preamp if you plan to use any live mics and run the output of that into the Alpha. It'll make a world of difference. ART makes some very decent cheap preamps that sound pretty damn good for the price (probably about $30).

    Seriously friend, good luck. I shouldn't have assumed anything about your level of experience. I used some really shitty setups when I was first starting out. I learned a ton from trial and error and asking smart-asses like me for help.

  17. Re:Apogee: yep. Apollo: yep. Some pro DAW embeds L on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 1

    Only Apogee's lowest end consumer toys will work in Linux. And the Apollo that you linked to is not the same Apollo that makes pro audio interfaces.

    Professionals don't use Linux as their main production DAW.

  18. Re:Reaper on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 1

    Reaper is quite nice, and works well.

    Reaper is terrific. It's more robust than any of the other DAWs you mention and it's ability to handle VSTs is bulletproof. I've never had it balk at some odd VST or VSTi, even homebrewed ones.

    I'm much faster working in Reaper than I am with ProTools, even though I've got a lot more years' experience using ProTools.

  19. Re:The future looks good. on Ask Slashdot: Linux and the Home Recording Studio? · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's getting better, and it will get even better with time and higher adoption rates.

    Linux is not yet usable for professional-quality home recording.

    The article, written by a guy who claims to have "spent 2 1/2 years in the local recording industry" tells us that he recently bought a "Lexicon Alpha 2-channel" interface. Just so you know, the Lexicon Alpha 2-channel interface is a $49 POS USB interface that you wouldn't use for anything more critical than a low bit-rate podcast. Let me know when I can use an Apogee or Apollo or Avid interface with a Linux box.

    Linux is a fine platform for use in a recording studio. I use it all the time, but never as a main production platform. It can be used to stream samples, for storage, and even to off-load audio processing and rendering chores. The implementation of VSTs and VSTi's in Linux is still so wonky as to be unusable. And nobody ever used Audacity in their home recording studio to produce anything professional.

    I hope Linux eventually does become a viable platform for music production. I've been waiting a long time for that to happen.

  20. Re:I'm going to upload a dick pic on MasterCard Rolls Out 'Selfie' Verification For Mobile Payments (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Dear Mastercard,

    Here is my selfie:

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix...

    I would like to order a case of beer, an Alfa Romeo 4C in black on red, and a bikini wax for the old lady.

  21. Re:Because Gazans are prisoners on Israel Thwarts Attempt To Smuggle Commercial Drones Into Gaza · · Score: 1

    Until you move to Gaza and see the reality for yourself, you should really shut the fuck up.

    Until you've been to the Moon, you should really not weigh in on whether or not it's made of green fucking cheese.

  22. Re:Because Gazans are prisoners on Israel Thwarts Attempt To Smuggle Commercial Drones Into Gaza · · Score: 2

    That's because they behave like sub-humans and should be treated as such

    That's a harsh way to talk about the Israelis. I know they're government is made up of racists and war criminals, but they're still human beings.

  23. Re:Elon, please help on Alleged Kalamazoo Shooter Picked Up Uber Fares During, After Killing Spree · · Score: 2

    I had a slightly different idea for the self-shooting gun. I figure the best way to minimize gun violence is to design guns so that if you pick one up and point it at someone, the barrel swivels around and shoots you in the face.

    Thus, the "self-shooting gun".

  24. Elon, please help on Alleged Kalamazoo Shooter Picked Up Uber Fares During, After Killing Spree · · Score: 2

    This story demonstrates why we need self-driving cars and self-shooting guns,.

  25. So suck it and don't kill and starve people with your stupid attitude. Golden Rule, remember? If you want to live, that is.

    Even if it wasn't a moral imperative, it's basic common sense and an inevitability.

    With automation and the eternal quest for "productivity" and "efficiency" we just don't have enough work so that everybody can have a job. Nor should we expect everyone to work. Because there just isn't that much work that someone is willing to pay for anymore.

    If we're going to embrace this future, and our robotic corporate overlords, we're going to have to accept a much larger welfare state. Either that or find a way to severely reduce the population.

    Even if you think you embrace Ayn Rand and neoliberalism, and if you think you're going to be one of the successful ones because you're so clever and so talented and you work so hard, you really don't want to live in a place where you're wealthy and everyone around you is poor. You really don't. It's a shitty way to live.