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  1. I don't get it... on Mobile Phone Users Struggle With Hardware Adoption · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Google's Rich Miner has identified one of the biggest problems facing mobile phone carriers, manufacturers, and developers: The hardware on the current generation of phones is not being used by many customers."

    Why is this a problem? Isn't this like fretting that 60% of Dodge Caravan owners don't use the rear-seat cup holders? Maybe people just don't want to take pictures with their phones.

  2. Re:Undisclosed? on EA Hit By Class-Action Suit Over Spore DRM · · Score: 1

    In English?

  3. Re:At least get the name right... on Windows 7 Trades Email and Photo Apps For Downloadable Ones · · Score: 1

    1. Read story
    2. Load comments
    3. CTL-F "lipstick"
    4. (not found) What the WTF??? Wait...
    5. CTL-F "pig"
    6. "A pig is still a pig, even when it's in a dress."
    7. Close enough.

  4. Re:Answer: definetely no! on Clean Code · · Score: 1

    Dude, I know. That's why it's funny to call him the "go-to guy".
    *sigh*

  5. So Dijkstra is no longer the go-to guy on this? on Clean Code · · Score: 3, Funny

    But seriously: I've always thought that coding Can be poetry

  6. Re:Damn on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. I'm not an expert, but I believe "a suspected failure in a superconducting connection, which overheated and caused around 100 of the LHC's super-cooled magnets to heat up by as much as 100 degrees" is just fancy-talk for "we made a wormhole, but it wasn't big enough".

  7. Re:Hmmmm on Complaints Pour In After Digital TV Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some of us still remember the Great 8-Track Riots of '78. It wasn't pretty.

  8. Re:So a jogger who's lying to his trainer... on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    This one time in the late '70s I was stopped and frisked by a couple of officers in broad daylight in a quiet little town in Southern California. When I came up clean, they were happy to tell me they stopped me bacause I had long hair and was running. I missed my bus and was late to class that morning.

  9. Still not answered... on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the angle of offset rakish or merely jaunty?

  10. Re:First Ammendment rights on Comcast Discontinues Customers' USENET Service · · Score: 1

    The internet's laissez-faire, libertarian ethic was born with Usenet, and is slowly dying with the WWW.

  11. Re:GOODBYE WORLD on Don't Count Cobol Out · · Score: 1

    Oh, my. Good old RM/COBOL. MACOLA got its start with an RM/COBOL rewrite of MCBA's accounting package, which was written in TI-COBOL. I got source code for 4 modules (A/R, G/L, I/M and SOP) and rewrote them from top to bottom to comply with some byzantine business rules. The damn thing screamed on an IBM PC-AT, and was viable all the way into the mid-90s, when management decided they wanted something that would work with a mouse.

  12. So... Just how is SaaS different from VARs? on 8 Myths of Software-as-a-Service · · Score: 1

    It's the same deal, isn't it? And it has the same inherent problem: you don't get what you pay for. Fees charged by outsourced development and management companies cover an operating cost and a juicy profit, yet the client has no control over those costs and reaps no benefit from that profit. Don't talk to me about economy of scale -- the VARs and the SaaSers are as inefficient and problem-prone as any other IT enterprises. It's a crazy idea that goes against a basic free-market sensibility. VARs and SaaSers take advantage of a business' reluctance to manage in-house IT and charge exorbitant fees, knowing that it's more acceptable for the client to allow this arterial bleeding than it would be to switch VARs. It's an inherently parasitic and dishonest business model.