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  1. Re:One example on Ocean Planets on the Brink of Detection · · Score: 1

    So, it's like one giant game of Blitzball?! WOAH...

  2. Re:For all our sake... on Ocean Planets on the Brink of Detection · · Score: 1

    Uhuh, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that the original wording is hotter than the alternative. Say it ain't so.

  3. Re:For all our sake... on Ocean Planets on the Brink of Detection · · Score: 1

    I think it's all but impossible to avert this calamity, since those remakes have smokers as a built-in audience.

  4. Re:On these planets on Ocean Planets on the Brink of Detection · · Score: 1

    No we shall poison the Ancestor shark for some dark side points.

  5. Tag !schneider on Bruce Schneier Talks Brain Heuristics and Security · · Score: 1

    I am tagging this story !schneider.

  6. Re:IE for website...? on CliffyB Talks After Finishing Gears · · Score: 1

    i have the same problem... does anyone know what the deal is with this?

  7. Re:Not To Open A Can of Worms, But MMOG? on US Outlaws Online Gambling · · Score: 1
    I can gamble my virtual currency
    Yeah, now ALL BETS ARE OFF!!! sadface!
  8. Re:One Line Of Legal Defense on EFF Sues Barney Producers over Spoof Sites · · Score: 1

    Barney is not the Antichrist. He is Diablo, Lord of Terror. The difference was explained in a Penny Arcade comic (the second one ever about Fruit F..., iirc). I can't link to it, because their lame advertisements crash Firefox.

  9. Re:Then it did it again... on Computer Designed Car Sets Speed Record · · Score: 1

    Wow, this is like the first time ever that the first poster is right. Damn those mudflaps!

  10. Re:Spooky,,, on Air Marshals Place Innocents on Secret Watch List · · Score: 1

    right, i was saying this all along. those air marshals are entirely a dead weight. the least we can do is sneak some snakes on the plane and make sure the marshals personally subdue and tag each one. with a quota of five snakes per marshal.

  11. Re:your neighbor - a neanderthal, too? on Deciphering the DNA Code of Neanderthal Man · · Score: 1

    wow i just checked out the wikipedia entry for Schenectady and it's overflowing with sci-fi references. It's Kurt Vonnegut's Illium and Dr. Octopus's hometown!!

  12. Re:your neighbor - a neanderthal, too? on Deciphering the DNA Code of Neanderthal Man · · Score: 1

    two questions:

    1) are you one of those new found homo floriensis (hobbits)?
    2) if yes do you live aboard a giant alien mothership that serves as a human incubator and/or alien zoo?

  13. Re:Now professors on The Robot Professor · · Score: 1

    they are doing that already at Harvard. except they are using parking fines.

  14. your neighbor - a neanderthal, too? on Deciphering the DNA Code of Neanderthal Man · · Score: 1

    looks like we all live on the same block! you know what that means of course... block party! neanderthals not invited.

  15. Re:Computerworld needs an editor on Latest Vista Build Making Real Progress · · Score: 1

    In Godfather, oranges are a symbol of impending disaster...

  16. violence in schools on Student Suspended Over IM Icon · · Score: 1

    they say it all when they reference escalated violence in schools. of course if you are feeling insecure, you will get outraged about anything, even a silly gun icon. but what kind of a teacher loses touch with his students to such a degree that he is afraid that they will point a gun to his head?

  17. You did what? on Scientists Sort Semiconducting Nanotubes by Size · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, who shrunk the scientists this time?!

  18. Re:and.... on Scientists Blocking out the Sun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am worried more about the vampires, who will reign supreme if there is no more daylight.

  19. Batsignal: ON on Scientists Blocking out the Sun · · Score: 1

    Dr. Cicerone demands $10000000000 or he will plunge the Earth into eternal darkness!

  20. Re:Pre-Existing Orificies! on Smart Pill Reports on Body from the Inside · · Score: 1

    incidentally, 'orificies' are baby mice.

  21. Re:But, which ones? on Smart Pill Reports on Body from the Inside · · Score: 1

    no it's like a little baby snake, slithering quietly in the night.

  22. Re:Pill-based communication? on Smart Pill Reports on Body from the Inside · · Score: 1

    are you taking crazy pills? that's the same as sending a regular message.

  23. Re:Pre-Existing Orificies! on Smart Pill Reports on Body from the Inside · · Score: 1

    pre-existing: yes, we decided the whole thing would operate the smoothest, if we pre-drilled 3 to 5 holes in each subject's stomach. but that's nothing, our 2.0 design will be able to make those holes itself, and then use the removed material as fuel. the project is codenamed Cannibal Bore and is primarily funded by oil companies and IRS.

  24. Re:Why dogs? on Robot Dogs Evolve Their Own Language · · Score: 1

    so, men are not any nobler than dogs? i don't think so.
    dogs eat their own feces, d00d! and don't respond that "a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way." (Pulp Fiction). that's bullshit, too.

  25. Re:Ozzie AND Mundie? on Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Or, based on the actual inscription, Gates says: "You know how great I am, Ozzie and Mundie. Now, you surpass one of my works."