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Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft

Geoffreyerffoeg writes "According to Microsoft PressPass, Bill Gates will be leaving his role at Microsoft in July 2008. He'll be staying with the company, but is also moving to a more fulltime position with the Gates Foundation. 'Microsoft Corp. today announced that effective July 2008 Bill Gates, chairman, will transition out of a day-to-day role in the company to spend more time on his global health and education work at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. The company announced a two-year transition process to ensure that there is a smooth and orderly transfer of Gates' daily responsibilities, and said that after July 2008 Gates would continue to serve as the company's chairman and an adviser on key development projects.' CTO Ray Ozzie will assume Gates' role of Chief Software Architect, and CTO Craig Mundie will also take on more leadership responsibility."

742 comments

  1. Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to sell off my M$ stock...

    1. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Holy Sh*t by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Great idea! I could use some more cheap stock of this fine blue chip but utterly boring technology company for my Roth IRA account.

    3. Re:Holy Sh*t by thephotoman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. Buy MSFT. Without Gates holding the company back, they might actually do something interesting. Gates isn't a programming genius. In fact, he's quite mediocre. What he is good at is shrewd and (dare I say it) evil business practices, and making a pound of turd look like a pound of gold.

      Now, if they'd just get rid of Ballmer, the company might actually be going places.

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    4. Re:Holy Sh*t by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... except that, according to the first paragraph of the article, he's STILL going to be chairman.

      Microsoft Corp. today announced that effective July 2008 Bill Gates, chairman, will transition out of a day-to-day role in the company to spend more time on his global health and education work at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. The company announced a two-year transition process to ensure that there is a smooth and orderly transfer of Gates' daily responsibilities, and said that after July 2008 Gates would continue to serve as the company's chairman and an advisor on key development projects.

      ... why would you expect a change of policy if he's still head honcho?

    5. Re:Holy Sh*t by ad0le · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This will be my final post with slashdot, i'll be moving to digg for my news after today.

      This guy wants to quit his day to day responsibilities to give away his money to the less fortunate and all you guys want to do is bash him. Hey, I like Linux, I own a Mac and have tons of Windows experience, but just because you don't like his business practices or his OS dosn't give you the right to belittle him. Will you manage to give away 80% of your fortune before you die? Didn't think so fucktard!

      Give the guy a break, he's one of the few modern day humanitarians!

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    6. Re:Holy Sh*t by script_daddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You must be new here, etc. etc.

      Thing is, the Slashdot-crowd is becoming increasingly singleminded when it comes to issues such as Copyright Infringment, Micro$oft (never forget the dollar sign, or you'll never blend in!) and the Bush Administration. I blame the moderation system. Pimping Linux and Booing Bill, if done with some degree of artfulness, is a surefire way to get modded up. Why take the contrarian position if your point of view is going to be modded "Troll" or "Flamebait" in a matter of nanoseconds?

      For what it's worth, I agree with you. Microsoft's business practices can be questioned (though they're not much worse than other companies in similar situations), but the humanitarian efforts of Bill Gates should not be underestimated or scoffed at. Sure, he's still filthy rich despite how much he has given, but if he was as evil as many slashdotters would like to have it, why wouldn't he keep it all? Or spend the money to build an evil headquarter in an inactive volcano?

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    7. Re:Holy Sh*t by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nice troll, but I'm not biting ...

      He got where he was by crooked, illegal business practices. The proper course would have been to confiscate his ill-gotten gains, same as you do with any thief. Instead, he not only gets to enjoy them, but to use them to rehabilitate his image.

      Hey, if I could rob a bank of a million bucks, get to keep most of it by paying a token fine, and use a small percentage to make myself look good, maybe I'd do it ... but that wouldn't make me less of a lying, crooked, cheating, scum-sucking thief.

      That's the reality. He's a crooked liar; sure, he's a rich crooked liar, but he's still a crooked liar. Here's his mug shot http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html.

    8. Re:Holy Sh*t by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Troll

      Humanitarian programs can't clean dirty money.

    9. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah. Yeah, maybe Hitler wasn't a bad guy either. Maybe the guy who ordered the deaths of millions of his own citizens wasn't as bad as the guy who runs an extremely successful business on buggy software releases.

      I, Anonymous Coward, call Godwin on your bullshit. And it is bullshit. Even if Gates deserves nothing but contempt, you have to be deranged to think Hitler has anything to do with Gates' philanthropy.

      'Does giving away drug money make someone a "good guy"?'

      Maybe, maybe not, but it certainly makes you a far better man that the one who kept the drug money -- even if it was about your image. Tax the idiots (of which there are legions) and give it to Africa. Frankly, there are parallels to Robin Hood that could be made -- after all, Robin Hood supplanted leadership of the Merry Men and consolidated the entire highway-robbery cartel.

      But frankly, what makes you think he gives a shit about his image? For that matter, I think he has a remarkably good image in the non-geek crowd even without the philanthropy, just for being a successful businessman.

      And what if he does give a shit about his image? Fine, then let him improve his image. It's amazing that people can twist legitimate charity into a bad thing.

    10. Re:Holy Sh*t by derniers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      he will have a lot more fun giving away $30 billion than staying at MSFT

    11. Re:Holy Sh*t by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 3, Funny
      but if he was as evil as many slashdotters would like to have it, why wouldn't he keep it all? Or spend the money to build an evil headquarter in an inactive volcano?

      Because it's much more evil to build it in an active volcano - and more expensive, too.

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    12. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that is, women with at least one child who was still using crack big-time"
      Someone should stop those children from using crack, it will stunt their growth.

    13. Re:Holy Sh*t by Cromac · · Score: 1
      This will be my final post with slashdot, i'll be moving to digg for my news after today. This guy wants to quit his day to day responsibilities to give away his money to the less fortunate and all you guys want to do is bash him. Hey, I like Linux, I own a Mac and have tons of Windows experience, but just because you don't like his business practices or his OS dosn't give you the right to belittle him. Will you manage to give away 80% of your fortune before you die? Didn't think so fucktard! Give the guy a break, he's one of the few modern day humanitarians!

      So why are you moving to Digg? They're just as rabidly anti microsoft, just as left wing and generally quite a bit less technical than the posters at Slashdot. If you honestly believe the people at Digg would or will do less bashing you're fooling yourself.

    14. Re:Holy Sh*t by gbobeck · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now, if they'd just get rid of Ballmer, the company might actually be going places.


      If they get rid of Ballmer, the Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers... would be missing a cheerleader. On the plus side, the chairs would be safe.
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    15. Re:Holy Sh*t by jhylkema · · Score: 1, Troll

      This guy wants to quit his day to day responsibilities to give away his money to the less fortunate and all you guys want to do is bash him.

      If he would pay his fair share of taxes, rather than laundering all of those copies of Windows through a Nevada shell corporation, then maybe, just maybe, there wouldn't be as many "less fortunate" people.

      Don't forget, for every Bill Gates, there have to be many "less fortunate" to be exploited^W marketed to.

    16. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hi, I'm posting anonymously because I've moderated in the thread.

      You must be new here, etc. etc. Thing is, the Slashdot-crowd is becoming increasingly singleminded when it comes to issues such as Copyright Infringment, Micro$oft (never forget the dollar sign, or you'll never blend in!) and the Bush Administration. I blame the moderation system. Pimping Linux and Booing Bill, if done with some degree of artfulness, is a surefire way to get modded up. Why take the contrarian position if your point of view is going to be modded "Troll" or "Flamebait" in a matter of nanoseconds?

      I use a modified threshold for viewing comments (-2 to 'funny', for example), and I view only at level 5. Of the messages currently modded +5 for me, there are seven posts that are positive or congradulatory regarding Bill Gates. There are three posts that are simply factual (clarifying his role as Chairman, for example), and zero posts that bitch about Gates/Microsoft (in other words, posts that are following the "surefire way to get modded up).

      I think any population as large as the Slashdot crowd is going to have it's supply of vocal morons, but there are quite a few thoughtful people around as well.

    17. Re:Holy Sh*t by 70Bang · · Score: 2, Informative



      I think it was '93 or '94 when asked what he intended to do with his money (long-term) and he said he planned to give away at least 95% of it [vs. leaving it as an inheritance]. Even retaining 5% for "the rest of your life" living expenses is a substantial sum.

      There was an article in Forbes(?)|Fortune(?) about five years ago about his financial manager and the limits he had (big, interesting article). I think it also confirmed his intentions of off-loading his monies. His financial manager (at that time) was selling an average of 80'000 MS shares/day. There were only two restrictions for this guy re: his investments with the money he was making:
      1) Tiptoe around any companies Microsoft might purchase or compete with; simply to save money and legal headaches
      2) No biogen - this has been reserved for Bill to play with.

      at the time of the article, there was one segment of time where he'd taken $800'000 of MS stock sales and turned it into a decent sum of money - $4B?, $8B?, $12B?


    18. Re:Holy Sh*t by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's funny is you just posted a comment about how messed up the moderation system is, and yet you get modded up to +5 for pointing out the flaws, and supporting Bill Gates. Guess it's not as messed up as you thought it was.

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    19. Re:Holy Sh*t by Randolpho · · Score: 1
      Gates isn't a programming genius. In fact, he's quite mediocre.
      I dunno about the rest of the stuff you said, never having met the guy nor sat with him in a high-level business meeting, but I *have* read some of his code, and let me tell you, he knew his shit. Maybe not a genius, but he was definitely way above average.
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    20. Re:Holy Sh*t by smilingman · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Ironic, isn't it, how a comment ranting about non-conformist posts getting modded down itself gets modded up. Being a rebel isn't always a thankless task, it seems.

    21. Re:Holy Sh*t by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      I forgot to add a straight line to this (before someone else does):


      Gates has planned & made an exit strategy public, why can't the US?

      ;)

    22. Re:Holy Sh*t by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this is how capitalism works in general. And as capitalists go, he's one of the best by far. I tend to blame the system, and people who defend the system in the face of obvious flaws, rather than those who figure out how to play the system and then try to do good with what they make from it.

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    23. Re:Holy Sh*t by xazos79 · · Score: 1

      If he would pay his fair share of taxes, rather than laundering all of those copies of Windows through a Nevada shell corporation, then maybe, just maybe, there wouldn't be as many "less fortunate" people. What, he's into oil now?

    24. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and google, those guys are so fucking dead

    25. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general it's the opposite experience. I typically see vacuous "M$ sux" posts and the like modded to +5, and interesting (but maybe not entirely agreeable) couterpoints downmodded into oblivion. There's so many small-minded people here who just mod based on whether they agree or disagree, and pay no attention to the meaning of things like "insightful" and "informative", that you really can't draw any conclusions either way from a comment's current mod level. In other words, when moderators don't try to honor the system and instead just do whatever the fuck they please, it all becomes meaningless. Worthless is what worthless touches.

    26. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I assume you mean this program:

      http://www.soundfamilies.org/

      From the website:
      More than 200 new transitional housing units were funded through the Sound Families Initiative, along with critical support services such as job training, substance abuse counseling, and child care services. Sound Families is a $40 million commitment to find
      solutions to homelessness in the Puget Sound region.

      Yeah, that sounds like a mediocre half-assed solution to me, obviously designed to increase the number of crack houses in the area.

      Care to show any stats as to how the number of crack houses went up due to this program? How about a news article? A Blog? Maybe a napkin with some scribbles on it?

      No, then shut the hell up.

      When the richest man in the world commits to dedicating nearly his ENTIRE fortune to charity (his kid's apparently aren't due to inherit much...it goes to the foundation), I'm afraid I can forgive a hell of a lot of capitalist bullying.

    27. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, he should just keep it all and spend it on yachts and Bentleys. It's dirty money, so starving and AIDS-stricken Africans have the moral duty to refuse it.

    28. Re:Holy Sh*t by Doyle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Sure, he's still filthy rich despite how much he has given, but if he was as evil as many slashdotters would like to have it, why wouldn't he keep it all? Or spend the money to build an evil headquarter in an inactive volcano?
      How do you know he hasn't? I bet he has a receipt for 800 orange boiler suits somewhere too ;)
    29. Re:Holy Sh*t by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      You say that:
      "Pimping Linux and Booing Bill, if done with some degree of artfulness, is a surefire way to get modded up."
      You in fact demonstrate that:
      "Advocating for someone and denegrating something else, if done with some degree of artfulness, is a surefire way to get modded up."
      You advocate for Bill and MS. You rip on slashdot and _the_system_, but the moderators (_the_man_) seem to think well of you and your argument. Your karma increases. You yourself now have a higher probability of becoming _the_man_ (for a little while, but only if you haven't pissed off a mod by posting a reply to a troll death thread of editor mod murdering). Revel in it. This is freedom. Unless you hate freedom. You don't hate freedom, do you? Would you rather have been modded down, you TERRORIST??? MARTYRED? Do you want to be martyred? Are you a terrorist?????? (see, this is how people respond to people they don't like out there in the real world. here on slashdot real freedom still exists, tee hee)

    30. Re:Holy Sh*t by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      No, it means that people are willing to spend moderation points just to prove someone wrong in an ironic sort of way.

      Dan East

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    31. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giving away 80% of his fortune, he'd still be extremely rich.

    32. Re:Holy Sh*t by CrossChris · · Score: 0, Troll

      >> Give the guy a break, he's one of the few modern day humanitarians!

      If you really believe that, you're incredibly stupid and would be better off away from Slashdot.

    33. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Will you manage to give away 80% of your fortune before you die?
      Probably, just not all to good causes.

    34. Re:Holy Sh*t by RoadkillBunny · · Score: 1

      Then is it ok for me to rob a bank and then give some of the money I stole to charity? Yes, it is nice that Bill Gates is giving his money away, but you also how to consider how he got the money in the first place. By creating a monopoly and usiing barely legal practices.

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    35. Re:Holy Sh*t by TheUser0x58 · · Score: 1

      Steal from the rich and give to the poor. A regular Robin Hood! I love it.

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    36. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Obviously, slashdot is mostly visited by people who use free software, and Microsoft under Bill Gates has tried all thing they can to kill free software.

      I'm sure that a lot of people here will forgive Bill Gates if adopts open standards and stopped fighting dirty, for example see IBM, which was a figure of hate sometime back.

      He is a business man, I judge him by his business practices primarily. His philantropy while it is phenomenal, does not dimish the fact that his company's business practices are dirty.

    37. Re:Holy Sh*t by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      Give the guy a break.....? No, don't think so. Considering that he's become the wealthiest human being of all time through unethical and underhanded business practices that have destroyed other mens work I think I'd just as soon say "To hell with him".

      Just because he's reached an age where he wants to buy peoples admiration for being something other than a thief doesn't make him any less a scum bag than he ever was. If others benefit from his vested self interest, great, but don't ask me to applaud. He's a crook and he always will be. Giving back 80% of what he took (and I'll believe it when I see it) is still only 80%. Give it ALL back and try to do it honestly, then I'll give him some credit. Till then I await the day we evaluate people not on much money then can gather but rather on how they did the gathering.....

    38. Re:Holy Sh*t by flacco · · Score: 1, Troll
      This will be my final post with slashdot, i'll be moving to digg for my news after today.


      This guy wants to quit his day to day responsibilities to give away his money to the less fortunate and all you guys want to do is bash him.



      giving away money from a massive fortune that he acquired by taking a gigantic shit on the rest if the computing landscape.


      don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.


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    39. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, this was probably the best response I have read in years. I laughed heartily out loud, fantastic!

    40. Re:Holy Sh*t by loki1978 · · Score: 0

      You must be new here, etc. etc.

      Thing is, the Slashdot-crowd is becoming increasingly singleminded when it comes to issues such as Copyright Infringment, Micro$oft (never forget the dollar sign, or you'll never blend in!) and the Bush Administration.


      You forgot Sony...or is it $ony?

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    41. Re:Holy Sh*t by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, predicting that you'll be modded down or complaining about how the moderation system is going to screw you is one of the surefire ways to make sure you get mod points on slashdot. The mods don't want to look like assholes and don't want to prove you right. Why do you think posts that say "expecting the mod down in 3...2...1..." almost always end up with +4 or +5? The simple fact is that doing that sort of thing is basically asking to be martyred, and people refuse to martyr you.

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    42. Re:Holy Sh*t by Marcus+Green · · Score: 1

      "Gates isn't a programming genius. In fact, he's quite mediocre."

      What do you base this statement on? There is considerable evidence that Bill Gates has done some ex exceptionally good programming e.g.

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/05/15/could_bill _gates_write_code/

    43. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking moron to believe that.

      If somebody robs you, robs your mom, robs your grand parents, and does the same act a zillion times over and thereby amases a kingly fortune -- then gives away "his" money in the name of humanitarianism, is that truly the mark of a saintly soul as you seem to want to portray Gates????

      I think not, unless you're stupid enough to not see what's been happening all these decades.

    44. Re:Holy Sh*t by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I call bullshit.
      the quote "Don't forget, for every Bill Gates, there have to be many "less fortunate" to be exploited^W marketed to" just bleeds ignorance.
      1. Almost all of the people he is trying to help via the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation wouldn't be helped by American tax dollars anyway. And before you say "foreign aid", remember that the money we give to other countries goes to the /governments/ not the people. At least the Foundation can give it to independent organizations/people.

      2. I'm not going to defend goods/money laundering, but do you really live in such a fantasy world that you think that if the US Government had a bunch more money that anything would be better? They would waste it on more earmarks and pork barrel crap and we would still have the same problems. The amount of funding going to important areas is basically kept to as high as it can be without cutting into the politicians pet projects (read, pork for their state) but they won't put it low enough to piss people off, because they might then catch on to the scam.

      For every bill gates there are LESS, less fortunate people. New industries are created (example, a huge section of the IT market), and tons of new jobs are created. Just because there arent as many people as wealthy as him does not mean he has done something bad.
      Also, maybe you should get into your head just what "less fortunate means".
      We are so pampered in the US and don't understand that "less fortunate" here basically means "not living comfortably". "Less fortunate" in say, Africa, parts of Asia, parts of the middle east, etc means at risk of death a lot of the time.

      Quite frankly, I am glad that the money is going someplace other than the Government, just about anywhere else would be better.

      Constant Pie econonics is FUD

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    45. Re:Holy Sh*t by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      Lie, cheat, steal... then give A LITTLE back, and you are a humanitarian? I guess the Nobel Prize goes to Bush, then.

    46. Re:Holy Sh*t by dwater · · Score: 1

      I guess you could call him some kind of 'Robin Hood'.

      If I had done what he'd done, and was now regretting it, I think I'd probably be doing what's he's doing, or even more so - yes, definitely more so.

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    47. Re:Holy Sh*t by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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    48. Re:Holy Sh*t by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What does legal have to do with right or wrong?

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    49. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Time to sell off my M$ stock...

      Why now?

      The REAL question is why did Bill Gates make that announcement now? Why not last year? Last month? Or say, later this year like after Labor Day?

      The reality is, so long as Bill Gates lives and breathes regardless of what he's officially spending the bulk of his time doing or where he's allegedly doing those things, he's still in ultimate control of Microsoft. So what does today's announcement really signify? It signifies an admission from no less than Gates himself that the future of Microsoft is AT BEST less than optimistic. It's a vote of no confidence from the founder and icon of Microsoft: Bill Gates himself. His disconnect has begun, so whatever may come, don't blame him.

      Don't be surprised if you suddenly find out that Microsoft's pesky Active-X "fixes" which were necessitated by that widely derided 2003 infringement verdict turn out to have been a ruse. In other words: that there never really was a need to implement those "work-arounds"; and tens of thousands of hours of labour on the part of thousands of coders was all for naught. And worse, that Bill Gates knew this all along but never told his customers, software partners, or shareholders. Why would he not tell? Ahh...now that is the fun part and the answer to that question could just unravel Gates.

      Don't be surprised if Sergei Brin, in less time than it takes to say "Stolichnaya", turns out to hold Microsoft's future in his hands.

      Don't be surprised if Internet Explorer suffers a major reversal of fortune in the near future that puts browser supremacy back in the hands of Netscape's offspring: Firefox. The recent Supreme Court permanent injunction ruling may preclude a non-manufacturing patent holder from obtaining pemanent injunctive relief, but it does not bar a company such as Mozilla from doing so, given the appropriate intellectual property and relationship.

      Don't be surprised if all future versions of Windows are forced to strip out multimedia and embedded object type functionality involving the Internet. Of course when this happens Microsoft will attribute it to a "critical security fix".

      But perhaps what may be more troubling to business partners, developers, shareholders and the SEC will be why all these things were never brought to their attention in a timely manner.

      On June 15th, 2006 Bill Gates formally announced his "disconnect" from Microsoft. So, don't blame Bill for any of the above. He's not responsible. He's already in a Mother Teresa phase of his life - why, the whole world saw his public service announcement on TV, did it not? Microsoft stock crash? That would be Ray Ozzie's fault. Death of all of Bill's favorite pet projects? Ozzie's fault. Conquering malaria? Yup...that one is to Bill Gates' credit. He's soooo wonderful, that Bill!

      ==========

      Oh, and if you don't engage in law chats or read obscure legal blogs, try google keywords nipper eolas fax and check out the claims of US Patent 7,016,084 for starters. That patent was reportedly donated to the W3C and legitimately controls (not Eolas) the things the Microsoft Active-X "fixes" supposedly endeavor to get around (needlesly).

    50. Re:Holy Sh*t by Alioth · · Score: 1
      This will be my final post with slashdot, i'll be moving to digg for my news after today.

      Don't let the door slap you on the ass on the way out, then.
    51. Re:Holy Sh*t by Alioth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duh. This is Slashdot not Cee Colon Backslash. What did you expect?

    52. Re:Holy Sh*t by nickalopogus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Go with whatever site you want I don't think anybody will care. I think quitting his day to day responsibilities (or not being aware of them in the first place) to give his money to the less fortunate is the least good use of Bills time and money that there is. Bill (and Microsoft) could do far more good for the world (for the worlds richest AND poorest in one fell swoop) by making their OS better, more efficient and more interoperable. Just adhering to open standards(e.g. document formats) would make all of the world far wealthier (including the poor) than than would giving a fraction of the monopoly money to the poor. Another (small) example of how they could save everyone more money than they could possibly give away: Installing new hardware or updating drivers on Windows (even in Windows Vista current beta!) has way too many steps and has pathetic options: 1. "Can Windows connect to Windows update to search for software?" Most ppl get the drivers from the manufactures site. Also while it gives u a "Yes, now and every time I connect a device" it doesn't give you a "No, not now and not at any time I connect a device". After picking "No, not at this time" we get the option: 2. "Automatic (recommended)" vs. "...list or specific location(Advanced)". Seems to give us the option of pointing straight to the correct driver right? Fraid not, after picking "...list or specific location" : 3. "Search for best driver" (Wouldn't that have been "Automatic" in the last step?) or "Don't search, I will choose". Selecting "Don't search, I will choose" should let us point straight to the correct driver right? Fraid not: 4. "Show compatible hardware" tick box and "Have disk". Clicking "Have disk" brings up floppy disk drive as the default location, even if the PC/laptop doesn't have a floppy drive !!! No drivers come on floppy disk anymore and haven't for years. This should have been fixed by first version of Windows XP at the latest ! Even when drivers did come on a floppy they are usually out of date (as they are with CDs) so new ones need to be downloaded anyway. Woe betide if you left a floppy disk in the drive because the computer has to mount it and look at it before bringing up the "Browse" button. 5. Finally we can click "Browse" and are able to point to the right damned driver. Five steps but should have been two ! Fixing this little problem alone would probably directly save hundreds of millions (if not billions) of dollars a year world wide (for businesses, governments, charities, individuals you name it) and much more indirectly. Windows is on just about every damn desktop in the world. Saving just a minute per year per PC when installing hardware represents a massive amount of money/wealth ! Obviously it's great that Bill is doing this at all but still not as good as focussing on what he is relatively best at. I don't think he's in control of his ego.

    53. Re:Holy Sh*t by grazzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're after you.. you know.. THEM.

    54. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, my friend, are being too sensitive and defending someone that needs not your defense.

      I wish you would lost points for using the word 'fucktard' - it's really close on the list to 'dumbass' for being annoying and out-of-touch. Real 'bedroom' insults, no real-world 'face-to-face experience' type of words. Things you learned from Beavis and Butthead.

      Go away now. See you on Digg; it's REALLY different over there, with people who really care about about Bill Gates' feelings, and they have a new intuitive 'A.I' that keeps people that YOU don't get along with off the internet... Really amazing. Really!

    55. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I remember saying something "BSD is better than GPL because of 1) 2) 3) and I know I am going to be modded down."

      And I was.

    56. Re:Holy Sh*t by nickalopogus · · Score: 1

      Go with whatever site you want I don't think anybody will care. I think quitting his day to day responsibilities (or not being aware of them in the first place) to give his money to the less fortunate is the least good use of Bills time and money that there is. Bill (and Microsoft) could do far more good for the world (for the worlds richest AND poorest in one fell swoop) by making their OS better, more efficient and more interoperable.

      Just adhering to open standards(e.g. document formats) would make all of the world far wealthier (including the poor) than than would giving a fraction of the monopoly money to the poor.

      Another (small) example of how they could save everyone more money than they could possibly give away. Installing new hardware or updating drivers on Windows (even in Windows Vista current beta!) has way too many steps and has pathetic options:

      1. "Can Windows connect to Windows update to search for software?" Most ppl get the drivers from the manufactures site. Also while it gives u a "Yes, now and every time I connect a device" it doesn't give you a "No, not now and not at any time I connect a device". After picking "No, not at this time" we get the option:

      2. "Automatic (recommended)" vs. "...list or specific location(Advanced)". Seems to give us the option of pointing straight to the correct driver right? Fraid not, after picking "...list or specific location" :

      3. "Search for best driver" (Wouldn't that have been "Automatic" in the last step?) or "Don't search, I will choose". Selecting "Don't search, I will choose" should let us point straight to the correct driver right? Fraid not:

      4. "Show compatible hardware" tick box and "Have disk". Clicking "Have disk" brings up floppy disk drive as the default location, even if the PC/laptop doesn't have a floppy drive !!! No drivers come on floppy disk anymore and haven't for years. This should have been fixed by first version of Windows XP at the latest ! Even when drivers did come on a floppy they are usually out of date (as they are with CDs) so new ones need to be downloaded anyway. Woe betide if you left a floppy disk in the drive because the computer has to mount it and look at it before bringing up the "Browse" button.

      5. Finally we can click "Browse" and are able to point to the right damned driver.

      Five steps but should have been two !

      Fixing this little problem alone would probably directly save hundreds of millions (if not billions) of dollars a year world wide (for businesses, governments, charities, individuals you name it) and would save much more indirectly. Windows is on just about every damn desktop in the world. Saving just a minute per year per PC when installing hardware represents a massive amount of money/wealth !

      Obviously it's great that Bill is doing this at all but still not as good as focussing on what he is relatively best at. I don't think he's in control of his ego.

    57. Re:Holy Sh*t by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If I shot your mother in the face.. but, when I died, donated $48 Billion dollars to sick babies, would that be OK?

      You're acting like the ends really justify.

      Maybe if Ken Lay donated a few bucks to the Ronald McDonald house, Enron would have been just fine.

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    58. Re:Holy Sh*t by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      According to Cringely, the last time WHGIII wrote production software was in 1983. Things were noticeably simpler then than they are now, if only because of the size of the machines.

      It doesn't matter, perhaps he is a great programmer, but that's not how he will be remembered.

    59. Re:Holy Sh*t by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      The flaws aren't in the system, they're in how the government refuses to do it's job at monopoly busting.

      If you ask a wide group of people if they like McDonalds or Burger King, you're going to be able to have a discussion about that topic, because most people have had fast food. The problem with 'Windows' is that computers are just way beyond some people. You all know the type, too. They ask for tech help, and you ask them what OS they run, if you get a reply like "um, gateway" that person's never going to ever use Linux.

      The problem is both that the government needs to step back up and bust a monoply, and that the other choices for operating systems need to step up and go "Hey, we're just as good, if not better!" I see apple doing that with their ad campaign, but there's also the part where you have to buy a $3k apple hardware product to get their $159 OS. If apple released a generic OSX for the existing PC market, they'd get a nice chunk of the market.

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    60. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its like raping someone and then paying for the abortion. The "right" doesn't make the wrong any better. BG has screwed users time and time again.

    61. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. They're already breeding enough criminals, perverts, idiots, subhumans and terrorists in spite of AIDS there. Just nuke the fucking continent, Africans are human waste.

      Crime, poverty, violence, idiocy and sloth - the virtues of the brown man.

      A selective no to tolerance: Muslims and Africans need to die fast. Help 'em!

    62. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please. In my opinion, he's only doing it because Google did it first. That's M$'s present day business model after all, isn't it?

    63. Re:Holy Sh*t by mcvos · · Score: 1
      Thing is, the Slashdot-crowd is becoming increasingly singleminded when it comes to issues such as Copyright Infringment, Micro$oft (never forget the dollar sign, or you'll never blend in!) and the Bush Administration.
      Actually, I think the Slashdot-crowd consists mostly of people complaining about the Slashdot-crowd.

      And now I'm one of them.

      As for Bill, I'll never agree with his business practices, and I suspect that there may be a PR element to his charity work, but there's no denying that he puts a lot of money into charity nowadays, and I'm glad he does. His "with great wealth comes great responsibility" may be the first thing he's ever said that I wholeheartedly agree with.

      I won't hate Windows any less because of it, though.

    64. Re:Holy Sh*t by straybullets · · Score: 1

      Oh i'd gladly give 80% of my nothing to anyone that wants it. No problem .

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    65. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're posting from China - but I'm posting from America.

      In America we do have that right.

      Thanks.

    66. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the time to sell would have been back in December of 1999...

    67. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you screwed up the order, fool. You say you're gonna be modded down first, and then you state your controversial opinion. Otherwise, you'll be modded down by people who don't bother to read your whole post.

    68. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Reddit, a bit more adult with better conversations.

    69. Re:Holy Sh*t by tcphll · · Score: 1

      Did Bill shoot your mother? MS business practices are not any worse than many others, and I'm sure people being helped by Bill's charity donations don't give a damn about drm, anti-trust, or any of ms business practices as long as they have a roof over their head. The way I see it, most people just can't stand to say anything positive about Gates, regardless of what he does. He could give away his entire fortune and vow a life of poverty and still be tagged evil. Yeah, sure, Gates and MS have been party to questionable practices, but comparing that to shooting someone's mother in the face, is a bit of a stretch.

    70. Re:Holy Sh*t by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      They were doing it to spite him and show him that they are not closed minded. It was an empty gesture that almost all of us see through.

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    71. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you. The man has given more money to humanitarian purposes than anyone in history. But leave it to a bunch of 'holier than thou' linux fucktards to bash the guy for doing good things.

    72. Re:Holy Sh*t by jcidiotashram · · Score: 1

      i think there is a belief that if you call Bill Gates names and hail Linux, you are supposed to be cool. I use linux(debian)as my backend server. i have my good days with both linux and windows. but what it is worth, Gates has lead Microsoft all these years because he is good at what he does. apart from that the money they (him and his wife) spend on humanitarian is awesome. Microsoft followed the business code, dictated by a capitalistic economy, so instead of blaming him and his company, why don't people appreciate for what he had done.

    73. Re:Holy Sh*t by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. First off, the fact that we NEED the government to step in and do "monopoly busting" is a flaw in the capitalist system.

      Secondly, ask the average driver what brand of engine they have in their car. I doubt you'll get a more meaningful response. They don't answer "gateway" because windows is completely ubiquitous, they answer "gateway" because they aren't a technical user, and don't have a reason to know anything about operating systems.

      When you've already got Wal-mart and Dell shipping pcs with Linux installed, and Apple selling Intel-based laptops like hotcakes, you do NOT have a monopoly. The reason more people haven't switched is that, for all their bitching about how horrible Windows is, the consumers are lazy, lazy bastards. It would take too much effort to actually understand a new system, so they go with what they're comfortable with. No amount of government intervention is going to change this. Hell, how many people refuse to upgrade from Windows 98, even today? Last I heard, more than 25% of home users were still running it. You can't blame "Microsoft's monopoly" for that.

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    74. Re:Holy Sh*t by Black+Perl · · Score: 1

      Will you manage to give away 80% of your fortune before you die? Didn't think so ...

      Like Bill Gates, when I retire I will keep an amount equivalent to 20% of his wealth, and give away the rest.

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    75. Re:Holy Sh*t by mntgomery · · Score: 1

      No, what's funny is that you clearly noted in your post that this was something funny and yet you were modded insightful.

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    76. Re:Holy Sh*t by rhakka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what could possibly go wrong when massive wealth is consolidated in the hands of the few?

      They would never, ever abuse that incredible disparity in power, right?

      Only governments do that. Right On! Mod up!

      Bill gates and other super rich often give lots to charity; that's great. If I had $50 billion I'd give a lot of it away too, why not, it's more than I could ever want to spend. But why should we be happy the the fate of the world's poor depends on the whims of a few super rich people and what THEY think is important? Why should we be happy that such massive consolidation of wealth and power was allowed to occur in the first place? That is a big threat to freedom right there.

      So now instead of running his corporate empire, he can run his humanitarian empire. Hopefully he doesn't suddenly decide that, oh I don' t know, that the Christian Coalition needs help fighting us godless heathens or something. Cause I'll have to move.

    77. Re:Holy Sh*t by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 1

      Actually, I just stopped using the mod points that I get. It didn't seem to matter that I tried to be serious with the points. I read too many "the mods are fucked" posts, and decided that it is not worth the hassle (like that many posters really say anything original or worthwhile).

      I still RTFA's that Slashdot brings to my attention, but most of the time the discussion here is worse than having Fox news, CSPAN, and Air America all on at the same time.

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    78. Re:Holy Sh*t by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      Wait... if the moderation system is bad, then that comment was valuable, and should have been modded up. But it WAS modded up, so the moderation system must be good, which means the comment was not valuable, which means...

      Arrrrgh! Paradox!

    79. Re:Holy Sh*t by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      Simpler or just different?

      Developers now have many, many more tools and libraries at their disposal, as well as operating systems that are, ostensibly, easier to write software for.

      How many developers today really *know* Assembly?

      Here's an example... nearly ten years ago, I worked for a pretty large company (actually, a smaller, but very innovative company that was swallowed up, raped, and scuttled by the larger company)... this one office was shared by two developers. They were supposedly top-notch coders, but had very little idea how PCs worked. This baffled me... these guys WROTE SOFTWARE that made computers DO STUFF! So how was it possible that a fresh-out-of-college helpdesk kid constantly needed to fix relatively Computing 101 problems for them?

      I never did learn the answer to that question.

      By comparison, I believe (perhaps incorrectly), that the coders of bygone era were required to have a more intimate knowledge of the hardware they were working their magic on, for lack of the higher-level interpreters and coding environments available today. That's NOT to say, however, that learning to use the myraid tools available today is any less daunting a challenge.

      Different? Yes. Simpler? I wouldn't be so sure.

      Just my 2, I could be wrong.

      Bob

    80. Re:Holy Sh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpler? The guy hand-punched a full application before ever even executing it, and when he loaded the tape... IT WORKED! Find a programmer nowadays that can do that. What with syntax highlighting and gcc telling you where you fucked up... not to mention newer IDEs that tell you what you *meant* to write.

    81. Re:Holy Sh*t by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Yes! The business that Bill Gates is doing is really akin to murdering somebody's mother!

      You're acting like trying to make a buck any which (legal) way is akin to killing a woman.

      Good call!

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    82. Re:Holy Sh*t by kackle · · Score: 1

      Robin Hood was still a thief.

    83. Re:Holy Sh*t by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I have every right to belittle anyone, and you have no right to take that away from me.

      And yes, I have given away 80% of my fortune. BECAUSE of fuckbags like Bill Gates manipulating the markets, outsourcing the Internet Economy that I and my fellow Americans spent a $trillion to build, and creating an army of half-brained apologists for their greed.

    84. Re:Holy Sh*t by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      How do you know I don't have $48 billion, and want to shoot that guy's mom in the face?

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    85. Re:Holy Sh*t by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Some things you should keep to yourself, eh?

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  2. He's not leaving by Shippy · · Score: 5, Informative
    He's going to stay chairman. This is a transition of his Chief Software Architect role. From the first line in the article:
    Working full time at Microsoft through June 2008, Gates then will continue as chairman and advisor while increasing Foundation efforts; Ray Ozzie and Craig Mundie to assume expanded roles.
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    1. Re:He's not leaving by hahafaha · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's right. In fact, the title of the article, although it grabs your attention immediately, is very wrong. He is just not going to do as much actual work, but he is still chairman.

      Oh, and a note to those that are saying that we can't make fun of him anymore: we still can, because he *started* microsoft. What will we do when he dies? We will still make fun of him!

    2. Re:He's not leaving by mjmalone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being the chairman of the board is very different from being an employee for a company. The chairman of the board is _not_ an employee, he is an owner and is supposed to represent the interests of the owners. Owners != Employees. Basically, sounds like Bill is stepping down from his day-to-day activities managing the organization. But he still has billions of dollars tied up in an ownership position -- it would be incredibly stupid of him not to protect that investment.

    3. Re:He's not leaving by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wheeeee, making fun of people makes me feel soooooooo good.

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    4. Re:He's not leaving by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Funny
      What will we do when he dies? We will still make fun of him!

      Yeah, nothing like some black humor from geeks disconnected from reality!

      I picture some zealots crushing his tomb stone and leaving a note with the words
      "... and so, at last, Mammon fell, and this final puny sign of his evil rule was shattered!" -- From the Book of Mozilla, 8:12
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    5. Re:He's not leaving by dar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And on the pedestal these words appear:
      "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
      Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

        Percy Bysshe Shelley

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    6. Re:He's not leaving by adamlazz · · Score: 1

      You scared me!
      ...
      In a good way!

    7. Re:He's not leaving by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Never heard of this before, thanks.

      For anybody else who wants some more info, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias

      [This public service announcement was brought to you by Smacky Smores]

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    8. Re:He's not leaving by kfg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I picture some zealots crushing his tomb stone. . .

      Anticipation of that is why he is going into the "philanthropy biz."

      It's SOP for those who know their tombstones deserve crushing. Some of them even go so far as to hide their tombs (See Alexander, Temujin, most of the Pharoahs, etc.).

      KFG

    9. Re:He's not leaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gates can't be a chairman - 'cause he doesn't throw chairs around. (Or is it the other way around?)

    10. Re:He's not leaving by Oztun · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. Where you refering to slashdot readers or Bill Gates?

    11. Re:He's not leaving by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Right there, man! Keep up!

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    12. Re:He's not leaving by mfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill Gates' tombstone will read

          This man has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down

    13. Re:He's not leaving by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never met Ozzie, and I wasn't favorably impressed by Lotus Notes, but it was at least shipped on a schedule.

      We've seen that MS fails utterly when trying to make major innovations in their products. If they switch instead to shipping bug fixes and minor feature additions on a 12 to 18 month cycle, they might be able to preserve their near-monopoly for a decade or more. Another Longhorn though, and they're in serious trouble.

      Meanwhile those of us in the rest of the industry will benefit as MS becomes the new IBM: still massive, but stripped of the power to coerce anybody's choices of technology. We'll know we're there when Dell and HP feel safe enough to offer Linux, BSD, or whatever else you want pre-installed.

      -jcr

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    14. Re:He's not leaving by dbitch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, he'll just have on the blue screen of death. Take that!

    15. Re:He's not leaving by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      That's really too bad, otherwise he might be able to admit that open source is a better choice for the organizations he's working with, so they could be an equal partner in development, customize their apps as needed, and not constantly owe a big debt to a foreign company.

    16. Re:He's not leaving by Namlak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bill Gates' tombstone will read

      You mean his BSOD - Blue (Tomb)Stone of Death

    17. Re:He's not leaving by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      You make it sound as though he was executed.

      Executed??? Oh wait, wouldn't that be termintated. Arrggghhh, nevermind.

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    18. Re:He's not leaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chairman of the board is not an owner of the corporation except in so far as he is a shareholder of said corporation. Depending on the bylaws of the corporation (corporte entities can have many different forms of governance) he is usually elected by the shareholders. Many times however the members of the board are nominated by management and not by the shareholders (shareholders still vote but mostly it is an empty exercise) and as a result they tend to protect the interest of management and not shareholders in general, if not through direct action then through inaction. Many of the huge corporate scandals of the late 90s and early 00s are a result of this alligiance to management on the part of the board. Microsoft is in a weird postion since so much of the ownership and the voting clout is held by so few people (between Gates, Balmer, and Allen they practically have a mojority stake) this means that the people who manage it (Gates and Balmer) are also owners thus the interests tend to be in alignment. Still if anything Gates beign in the board means more power to management NOT owners. Management in Microsoft was all put there by Gates and Balmer so more likely than not Gates will be loyal to them not to the institutional investors of the other owners of the corporation.

    19. Re:He's not leaving by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1
      Some of them even go so far as to hide their tombs

      Or bury them under tons of cement and railroad ties, ala George Pullman.

    20. Re:He's not leaving by Admiral_Grinder · · Score: 1

      You could find his tombstone and throw a pie at it.

    21. Re:He's not leaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is simply wrong. The Chairman is frequently a shareholder, but he is absolutely an employee, and is formally part of management, not ownership. The Board is the top governing body of the corporation.

    22. Re:He's not leaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      June 2008 was the initial plan, but due to some schedule slippage, he will actually be released in 2015.

    23. Re:He's not leaving by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1

      BillG seems to be anything but interested in setting himself up as a great ruler. I don't think there's any similarity between Osymandius of the poem and Gates.

    24. Re:He's not leaving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ozzie and Mundie will continue to report to Gates.

      Ozzie-Mundie-Ass.

      Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
      Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
      Of this colossal wreck, boundless and bare
      The lone and level sands stretch far away.

      Paraphrasing the Corrs:

      "Cause we're so wrong now, we're so wrong, so wrong, now...
      and when tomorrow comes, we shall do it all again.."

    25. Re:He's not leaving by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Well if Bill is so evil he can't die. Instead he will just rise as one of the Forsaken Scourge. We will then have to find, each geek on his own, the questgiver (noted with the ! over his head). Then head to Bill's tomb and vanquish this foe. Collect his head and bring it back to the quest giver (who will not have a ? over his head). Only one head can be collected per raid group and this is a 40 man raid.

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  3. Nice to know you by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Gotta follow your heart, wherever it takes you.

    1. Re:Nice to know you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a brainless idiot. Go read a book, you simpleton.

    2. Re:Nice to know you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      "gotta follow your nookie, wherever it takes you"


  4. MS as a vehicle for his foundation is by swschrad · · Score: 1

    one of the best trades of all time.

    after all, we all need care. we can buy into dot-net or not.

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    1. Re:MS as a vehicle for his foundation is by Invalidator · · Score: 1

      Does this mean he's going to be doing for poor people what he has been doing for computer users for the past 25 years?

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    2. Re:MS as a vehicle for his foundation is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >after all, we all need care.

      Yes we do, problem is that the solution is not spending the billions of dollars of a philanthropist.

      If the economic realities stay the same, those people will always need money.

      This is a band-aid, not a solution.

    3. Re:MS as a vehicle for his foundation is by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      No he's doing something good for them.

  5. Oh shit by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1, Funny

    What are we supposed to do with our "assimilation jokes"?!

    I guess we'll just have to make do with "flying chairs". Oh and Windows Vista.

    Crap - I just sprayed Mountain Dew all over the screen again...

    1. Re:Oh shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just need a name to spew my vitrol towards. I spent an hour cleaning up viruses and spyware, and it blew.

    2. Re:Oh shit by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      What are we supposed to do with our "assimilation jokes"?!

      Maybe time to come up with a new topic icon. Maybe Balmer with a chair?

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    3. Re:Oh shit by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flying chairs, thrown by a Donkey-kong like figure with Balmer's face. Yep, I could just see that being a standard screen saver in Vista.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    4. Re:Oh shit by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      You could go with Mac OS, it sucks according to some - but I'd like to counter that it merely sucks less.

      (Disclaimer: Actually since I was a NeXT user in a former life, I'd actually gush all over OSX - but I don't want to be a bore)

    5. Re:Oh shit by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness (?) - I think a frame grab from the monkey dance video would be a pretty good icon actually.
      How do we submit such chochkies (sic? I have no idea) to slashdot anyway?

    6. Re:Oh shit by linvir · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just a picture of a chair. It'd be beatifully subtle, but sufficiently childish.

    7. Re:Oh shit by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      re:"Just a picture of a chair. It'd be beatifully subtle, but sufficiently childish."

      Agreed - Aeron?

    8. Re:Oh shit by linvir · · Score: 1

      I have prepared a prototype.

    9. Re:Oh shit by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1

      Close - it's tchotchke (Yiddish for trinket or curio - also refers to a pretty woman).

    10. Re:Oh shit by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's my try - large and small - need to tweak the small version's readability (perhaps a different chair) - but it's a start:

      http://siliconpop.com/chair.jpg
      http://siliconpop.com/chair.gif

    11. Re:Oh shit by jpardey · · Score: 1

      Either that or a HL2 mod... Balmer-Life! "Fucking kill" the citadel of Google! Use your eye beams on innocents! And of course, lots of chairs to use with the grav-gun...

      References: Uncyclopedia

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    12. Re:Oh shit by linvir · · Score: 1

      A very good start, but yes, the small one looks more like a satellite. You almost make my attempt look like less than a masterpiece!

    13. Re:Oh shit by finiteSet · · Score: 1

      I really digg those icons! (... now if I could only find the thumbs-up icon...)

      O:)

      --
      If we start buying CDs then the terrorists have already won.
    14. Re:Oh shit by Cal+Paterson · · Score: 1

      No, the Aeron chair is perfect. The subtle ironies of throwing an Aeron chair at a company that got big in the dot-com boom are excellent.

    15. Re:Oh shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mgabrys chair is excellent -- it's the same model chair used within Microsoft.

    16. Re:Oh shit by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It needs a caption too. "Fucking Kill Google" is too long, how about just "FKG"?

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      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  6. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't see this coming. Anyone up for a round of "MS is dead, netcraft confirms it?"

  7. You happy Slashdot??! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    That borg icon finally got to him ... should be ashamed of yourselves!

    1. Re:You happy Slashdot??! by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Yes, but for how long will Slashdot continue to use that icon to represent Microsoft? My guess is 2016. Place your bets now!

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    2. Re:You happy Slashdot??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, this Eminem spoof did it:

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=12683 9&cid=10609951

      Choice bits:
      Dear Bill, you still ain't ack-ed my note. I hope you have a chance.
      I ain't mad -- I just think it's fscked up when the shizznit hit the fan.
      If you didn't want to fix the bugs through Trustworthy Computing
      you didn't have to, but you coulda posted a work-around for Matthew
      That's my kid bro, man, he's only eight years old
      Been a good boy, rebooted as he was told by you
      for years and you just said "No."
      That's pretty crappy, man, his drive was going idle.
      He wanted to be just like you, man! Now he gets more porn than I do!

    3. Re:You happy Slashdot??! by Amouth · · Score: 1

      personaly.... i have been waiting for the ballmer/chair icon for a while.. suprised it didn't show up by now..

      it would be fitting when talking about ms && google clashing

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
    4. Re:You happy Slashdot??! by Hexry · · Score: 1

      so he's bored of being the richest geek in the world. he now wants to be the richest african aid worker? showing off :)

    5. Re:You happy Slashdot??! by Ankou · · Score: 1

      Something like this? What do you think?

  8. Meet the new Boss by sakusha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Same as the old Boss.

    1. Re:Meet the new Boss by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      You won't get fooled again.

  9. Thank you by murat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you Bill, for everything you've done for the industry and the world.

    1. Re:Thank you by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank you Bill, for everything you've done for the industry and the world.

      Signed, Steve Jobs

      -- PS: I'll fucking kill you.

    2. Re:Thank you by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think he's serious. Gates did force a power-hungry company on us - but he forced a power-hungry company that made a profit from popularizing the personal computer. I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates.

    3. Re:Thank you by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      Thank you Bill, for everything you've done to the industry and the world.

    4. Re:Thank you by jd · · Score: 1

      sed s/for/to/

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    5. Re:Thank you by srivatsar · · Score: 1

      Smart guy... knows when exactly to get out.

    6. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right On.

    7. Re:Thank you by booch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it would have been terrible if we'd have had to suffer with Amigas or Atari STs or something equally cool, instead of boring PCs with trailing-edge technologies.

      --
      Software sucks. Open Source sucks less.
    8. Re:Thank you by dubmun · · Score: 0

      Or, Apple would be the giant monolopy... wait-a minute O.o

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      (end of post)
    9. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, those Apple, Commodore 64, Amiga, Atari, etc. guys wouldn't have been able to make computers as popular as they are now.

      Get a grip, dude! The computer was this amorphous evolving idea when these companies had some market share. Once they were gone, stagnancy set in. Now we have to use a supercomputer to get the equivalent of a 1970's desktop (http://news.com.com/2009-1041-6054440.html). Okay, it is from late 1980. But notice it has a taskbar, trash, file menu at the top, a mouse, everything we have now. That was 26 YEARS ago.

      My point is that if there were M$ we would still have desktop PC's and they would quite likely be more useful and more interesting than they are now.

      J

    10. Re:Thank you by Surt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't see how someone familiar with the history of the computer industry could think that ... if anything I think the PC would be quite a bit more popular today had MS never existed.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    11. Re:Thank you by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how did the Lisa sell? Yeah.

      There is a big difference between technologically advanced and actually able to get anywhere in the market. If it weren't for the "You want to go here today" attitude of Microsoft, a lot of people wouldn't realize why they wanted a personal computer. This was still the era of "I believe there is a world market for at most 5 computers." (Yes, by the time MS got started, many large companies and universities had mainframes and workstations, but it's still a long way from workstations to home PCs.)

    12. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a doubt, but I seriously doubt they would be as advanced as it is today. Dont be so anti MS that you fail to give credit where credit is due.

      PS: This new layout sucks on Firefox on a OSX.

    13. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you not see the hidden joke? He is not saying Bill Gates, but Gates.

    14. Re:Thank you by itsNothing · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who moderated this guy?

      Companies throw out Windows (tm) computers rather than try to remove existing spy-crap on them (NY Times article of April 2006, i believe).

      Microsoft itself found 60% of the machines it scanned to be infected with malware.

      Non-technical people are almost completely unable to use the damn things because so many software components can break and the OS provides virtually no assistance in correcting errors.

      In an interview, Bill himself said that there was no point in fixing program bugs: there's no profit in it. Just generate another crappy version of the code and release it.

      As one of the above comments said, the UI for Windows hasn't advanced the art of 26 years ago, and doesn't improve upon UIs from the early days of Xerox Parc.

      Bill has made a ridiculous amount of money due to a huge amount of dumb luck (think of the book: "Fooled by Randomness") and by applying dirty corporate techniques to competitors and partners. He gives capitalists a bad name. God help the world if he uses his Microsoft skill set to the management and direction of his charitable foundation.

    15. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      nice one!


      Made me laugh.

    16. Re:Thank you by Hosiah · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates.


      Well, now that he's gone, I guess things will never be the same for you. You might as well give up computers forever. You can donate your old machine to users of MacIntosh, Unix, and Amiga, so they can pick up where they left off before BG ever heard of computers.

    17. Re:Thank you by jshackney · · Score: 1

      Umm, didn't C= 64's BASIC come from Microsoft? Don't know about the others.

    18. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once upon a time, PC stood for "Personal Computer", not Intel 80x86 architecture-derived processor.

      A dark time, when trailing-edge technologies were far, far in advance of what people actually owned (even counting trailing-edge of the day).

    19. Re:Thank you by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      C64 basic came from microsoft and altered by Commodore. Much as I love the C64, its BASIC sucked. Other versions (such as BBC BASIC) had a much better reputation at the time and were not written by Microsoft. And IIRC Microsoft BASIC was a port from open source software anyway.

    20. Re:Thank you by m874t232 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has held back the development of personal computing by at least a decade; only in recent years have they come close to the state of the art.

    21. Re:Thank you by alienw · · Score: 1

      The Lisa was $10,000 in 1980s money. The Macintosh sold quite well, and that was in the days when Microsoft's most advanced product was MS-DOS 3. Oh, and Microsoft started out making BASIC interpreters for home microcomputers. That was in the late 70s, long after the "5 computer" era (the quote is from the 50s). Sounds like you need a history lesson or two.

    22. Re:Thank you by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gates did force a power-hungry company on us - but he forced a power-hungry company that made a profit from popularizing the personal computer. I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates.

      Frankly, I think the PC became popular in spite of Bill Gates, not because of him.

      We should really thank IBM, for creating a PC design that (unlike Apple's) could be "commoditized", and then Compaq, for creating the clone industry. That's what really led to the popularity of the PC, not the mediocre software that ran on it.

      --
      If it weren't for deadlines, nothing would be late.
    23. Re:Thank you by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1
      You can donate your old machine to users of MacIntosh, Unix, and Amiga, so they can pick up where they left off before BG ever heard of computers.

      *cough* I typed my statement on a MacBook Pro where I use Terminal more than any other app in OS X. If I had to give my machine to Mac and Unix users, I'd have to give it to myself.

      And yet I can dual boot Windows XP on it. Yes, I paid extra for a Mac. Yes, I use OS X as my defalt partition. Yes, I voluntarily put Windows XP (a legal copy) on it. Yes, there are thousands like myself. No, we're not all crazy.
    24. Re:Thank you by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      "I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates."

      Of course it would have, the simple fact of Moore's Law continuously decreasing the size and power-requirements of silicon-based electronics made the popularity of personal computing devices an inevitability. Apple, IBM, or most likely DEC would have carried that torch had Bill and Microsoft never existed.

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      Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
    25. Re:Thank you by AaronBrethorst · · Score: 1

      Really, I'm much more in the mood for yellow curry with chicken or perhaps a couple pieces of unagi than power; Guess I should go eat dinner... On a more serious note, I look forward to hearing more from Ray Ozzie. He's a brilliant, fascinating guy, and well worth reading. It's a bummer he hasn't posted in over two months, now.

      --
      No, but I used to work for Microsoft.
    26. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because MS, with its easy to program for platform and fantastic development tools has made it impossible for the computer scientists of the world to improve on its design.


      If someone else was going to build something completely and totally revolutionary in the past 20 years with these supercomputers on our desks... guess what? They would have. Nothing stopped them. The fact is, revolutionary ideas did emerge. Some came from Redmond, but most didn't. And if they were good ideas, they flourished independantly of Microsoft.


      If your complaint is that we're not doing enough with these boxes, your complaint is at the entire industry. So go do something about it.

    27. Re:Thank you by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Gates had little to do with it - he was merely in the right place at the right time: Microsoft got where it is today largely due to luck, gaining a monopoly on the coat tails of the IBM PC.

      What made the PC popular was really Compaq clean-rooming the PC BIOS and making the IBM Compatible. If Digital Research had got the contract for the PC OS instead of Microsoft, we'd all be whining about DR's monopoly now instead of Microsoft's.

    28. Re:Thank you by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Neither would a lot of viruses, corporate theft and violations of NDA agreements from "partners" who've been robbed. Give the man credit for being a leader in his field, very few companies are more dangerous to reveal your new designs to as a "partner" in innovation.

    29. Re:Thank you by master_p · · Score: 1

      Yes, Bill, thank you very much for setting back the IT industry 30 years.

      Thanks a lot for choosing the IBM PC as your platform of choice. You could not have chosen a more advanced platform (which set us back for more than a decade).

      Thanks a lot for the time we had with the fine operating system called 'MS DOS'. At the same time that other computers had preemptive multitasking with color highres graphics and MBs of memory, we had MS DOS.

      Thanks a lot for the fine user interface that is Windows 3.0. It was such a delightful task to have to click 20 times in order to erase a file from the disk (you had to open the file manager from the program manager).

      Thanks a lot for the fine product that is Windows 95, 98 and ME. A robust operating system that never crashed.

      Thanks a lot for the finest API ever devised. Yes, I am talking about Win32. It was modular(not), object-oriented(not), easy to use(not), intuitive(not), excellently documented(not).

      Thanks a lot for making sure the best and most secure programming language ever devised, i.e. C, was established as the primary development language for your platform. Next and Apple used Objective C...what these lamers know?

      Thanks a lot for the wonderful and most secure product named Internet Explorer. Without it, thousands of people would be out of work.

      Thanks a lot for never breaking compatibility with any standards. I guess it was simply an accident that your C compiler used 'WinMain' as the entry point instead of 'main'. It was also an accident that IE has not got 100% compatibility with the WWW standards. It was also an accident that J++ broke the Java specifications.

      Thanks a lot for the wonderful feature that is drive letters. We would have been lost all these years without drive letters. Only geniouses can handle systems without drive letters.

      Thanks a lot for Visual Basic. The best programming language ever(not!).

      Bill Gates, an entire generation of computer users thanks you, from their hearts, for the wonderful computing experience that you gave them the last 25 years.

    30. Re:Thank you by setrops · · Score: 1

      >Gates did force a power-hungry company on us

      When did this happen? How did he force you to do anything? He made a product that was cheap and good enough. Companies baught it. They baught the cheap IBM's with pc dos instead of the more expensive Apples. He made it simple (DOS) to install. It sold. And the sold tons while the other companies sat in the corner with their righeous smirks saying they were better than him. Yep they were right, they were better. They were also more greedy.

    31. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ive just been reviewing your posting history, and you are a fucking idiot!

    32. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, yeah and we wouldnt have the neophyte Apple fan bois freaking out everytime microsoft news was posted on Slashdot. I need my daily laugh.

    33. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Apple popularized the personal computer, then IBM came out with what is now called the "PC", Microsoft made millions by latching on to IBM, and later made billions by latching on to the IBM clones. So it was Apple, IBM and the IBM clones that made the PC popular.

  10. Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Two questions.

    1) Does that mean we won?
    2) Will he take Windows with him? Please?

    1. Re:Uhhhh... by Jon+Peterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see:

      Gates - creates world's most successful company, becomes world's richest man, leaves day job to spend billions on charity.
      Us - Made lame borg jokes for 5 years, finally released a browser that's better than IE if you ignore all the unfixed copy/paste bugs. Convinced a few people that Unix sucked less than Windows.

      Dude, I think *he* won.

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      ----- .sig: file not found
    2. Re:Uhhhh... by linvir · · Score: 4, Interesting
      creates world's most successful company, becomes world's richest man, leaves day job to spend billions on charity

      You left out 'shapes computing the world over' (on the desktop).

      Gates kicks ass. He'd be the perfect role model if it weren't for some of his less savoury feats.

    3. Re:Uhhhh... by Wolvie+MkM · · Score: 1

      Man it is so weird to hear a comment like that on this site! Kudos!

      --
      I Like Pie...
    4. Re:Uhhhh... by rmpotter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes -- brilliant! You've captured the essences of the Slashdot v Microsoft "drama".

      And congratulations to Bill for having the sense to move on with his life. Microsoft may not be the most ethical of companies, but they are no Enron. Bill Gates is no Kenneth Lay. If you want some other perspective, compare Gates with Jobs. I don't know what Larry Ellison is doing these days, but in the past, his main "philanthropic" ambition was to donate to an anti-aging research foundation.

      --
      Is this sig nificant?
    5. Re:Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      God I love it when people twist the Ugly Reality of Bill Gates into the Beautiful Legend of Bill Gates. Yeah, he built one of the most successful companies ever, using dirty tricks, outright theft, and funding backhanded lawsuits against competitors.

      Meanwhile, the Open Source community, usually reviled by people like you as the "communist bad guys" have built an entire software stack that is available to the world free of charge. If you had to put a dollar sign behind the distribution of code used worldwide, it would amount to BILLIONS of dollars worth of software available to anyone the world over for free of charge. How many hundreds of thousands of people, their families and their communities, are now employed in places like South America, China, Africa, etc thanks to the generous spirit of the Open Source community? How many MORE people will have the opportunity to learn new modern technologies thanks to the availability of open source software? THe B&MG foundation is a great way to redistribute wealth that was accumulated by questionable means, but the open source movement is a far more effective way to build and maintain the health of impoverished areas that wouldn't otherwise be able to afford the costs that do nothing but line the pockets of organizations like the B&MG foundation.

      As they say, you can feed a man with a fish for a day, or you can teach him to fish and feed him for life.

    6. Re:Uhhhh... by glas_gow · · Score: 2, Funny
      Dude, I think *he* won

      He only won in reality. Whereas we won in irony.

    7. Re:Uhhhh... by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      Maybe a few years out of date but perhaps you should read the following article before you make any proclaimations about "Microsoft ... are no Enron".

      http://www.billparish.com/msftfraudfacts.html

      This accountant predicted the crash which we have witnessed with Enron and has argued for years that Enron is not the only player who have been monkeying around with their accounts.

      (opinions are my own and not of anyone else)

      --
      No sig. Move along - nothing to see here.
    8. Re:Uhhhh... by macsimcon · · Score: 1

      Right, Enron didn't violate the cardinal rule of a capitalist system: do not use anti-competitive practices to secure a monopoly, because then that monopoly is illegal.

      Enron hurt thousands and thousands of people, but Microsoft slowed down the pace of software innovation by years if not decades. And that amount of damage is incalculable.

    9. Re:Uhhhh... by Werrismys · · Score: 0, Troll
      Gates kicks ass. He'd be the perfect role model if it weren't for some of his less savoury feats.

      Like, taking the computer industry back 10 years by saturating the market with bullshit with broken APIs and convenient deviations from standards?

      He made a lot of money. That metric alone is only appreciated by very few people. Count the wasted time and effort and frustration. I'd smack him in the face given the chance.

      --
      'Once scientists, even the dim-witted social scientists, get muzzled, the Western Civilization is finished.' - oldhack
    10. Re:Uhhhh... by DenDude · · Score: 1

      dammit, and here I am with no mod points

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      A Haiku: my language choices/assembler pascal lisp c/old school programmer
    11. Re:Uhhhh... by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      Maybe for now but he can't take the money with him when he dies so in the end we are equal to him.

      --
      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    12. Re:Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes a huuuuuuge software stack... with billions and billions of lines of crappy code alone. Yes it's open source so I can rewrite the outdated or poorly architected apps. Terrific. So... now I'm too busy fishing everyday to survive that I don't do anything else with my life. I guess that's pretty accurate.

    13. Re:Uhhhh... by jwsd · · Score: 1

      How many hundreds of thousands of people, their families and their communities, are now employed in places like South America, China, Africa, etc thanks to the generous spirit of the Open Source community?

      I don't know about other countries, but in China, much more people are employed to work on Windows instead of OSS. So familiarity with Microsoft technologies is much important for employment than other software skills.

      How many MORE people will have the opportunity to learn new modern technologies thanks to the availability of open source software?

      Again, most people in China learned computer technologies on Windows.

    14. Re:Uhhhh... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Gates kicks ass. He'd be the perfect role model if it weren't for some of his less savoury feats.

      I'd argue he'd be an unknown nobody if it weren' for some of his less savoury feats. He didn't get rich and famous being a nice guy.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    15. Re:Uhhhh... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      That bears repeating in bold:

      "He didn't get rich and famous being a nice guy."

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    16. Re:Uhhhh... by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Microsoft the "world's most successful company" ?

      Must be news to GE.

      Maybe the "world's most successful *computer-based* company" would be more accurate.

    17. Re:Uhhhh... by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      . I don't know what Larry Ellison is doing these days, but in the past, his main "philanthropic" ambition was to donate to an anti-aging research foundation.

      I don't have a problem with that. Aging kills more people than anything else.

      --
      I stole this sig from someone cleverer than me.
    18. Re:Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please be specific and state the truth, more people in China learned about computers on pirated copies of Windows than legitimate copies of Linux. And that may have been true in the past, but the legitimate software industry in China is FAR more prevalent on Linux, especially for embedded devices, than it is on Windows. Many many hundreds of thousands of people have similarly been given not just one time handouts, but long term permanent advantage, from open source software.

    19. Re:Uhhhh... by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Could that article have been more indecisive? All it says is that they can't find Steve Jobs on a list of large donations. They then concede that:
      1) Most of his money is tied up in Pixar stock
      2) That only covers large donations, a thousand $100,000 donations would be unnoticed by that.
      3) Steve Jobs is known as intensely private, and might well be making anonymous donations.

      I'm not taking a pro- or anti- Steve Jobs stand here, but the simple fact is the article is so wishy-washy as to be meaningless.

    20. Re:Uhhhh... by Iftekhar25 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's very true. I've always said that as a person, I like Bill Gates more than I do Steve Jobs. But it's not the nice-ness of the head of the company I'm really looking for. I'm looking for a reliable product, and even if the head is a bit of a prick (which Jobs certainly is), I don't mind paying him the Apple premium, even. Because it delivers a product I *like* and *enjoy*, as opposed to the annoyances of Windows.

    21. Re:Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats the difference between bono and god?

      god didn't turn up at the Monaco Grand Prix Ball pretending to be bono

    22. Re:Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I'll mod him down for you...

    23. Re:Uhhhh... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 0

      Hitler would be the perfect role model if it weren't for some of his less savoury feats. And Hamas sure gives a lot to charity!

      --
      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
    24. Re:Uhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, he set the standards.... it's called first mover advantage. everyone else, including W3c just copied.

  11. Wow, Bill, we hardly knew ye! by Rinzai · · Score: 1

    Oh wait--yeah we did.

  12. Welcome Ray ozzie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one, welcome my new Ray Ozzie overlord

  13. The borg has left the building! by IlliniECE · · Score: 0

    Or will soon...

  14. Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hes going to run for president.

    1. Re:Politics by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Hey McFly, ever thought of running for class president?

    2. Re:Politics by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

      What, a software magnate running for President? Yeah, right! As if that would ever happen!

      Oh, crap.

    3. Re:Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a giant sucking sound you're hearing from Windows Vista beta...

    4. Re:Politics by whitehatlurker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That (Gates for president of the US) is an interesting idea. I know the parent has been modded funny, but don't you folks have an election around 2008?

      High profile, rich, proved administrator, rich, technically savvy, rich, good looking wife, still has his hair, rich. What more would you want? (-1 for the next person to say "interns".)

      --
      .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
    5. Re:Politics by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      If he were running for president in 2008, he would have to leave earlier.

    6. Re:Politics by furchin · · Score: 1

      You don't think Microsoft has interns?

    7. Re:Politics by Kelson · · Score: 1

      That is a giant sucking sound you're hearing from Windows Vista beta...

      You mean Vista will automatically take over Jobs from other operating systems?

    8. Re:Politics by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      I don't why this got modded funny.

      For example, look at Arnold. As soon as he realized he had political ambitions, he made all the obvious moves and did all the obvious things to get him into the running.

      Who knows?

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    9. Re:Politics by aralin · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that Chinese prime ministeer has better relations with Gates than Bush. At least judging by his recent visit to US. :) He seems to have a fast track to other world leaders as well and somehow I have the feeling a man already used to this kind of power wouldn't corrupt so easily as others on the post of President of US. And he might actually do something with the terrible state of education and broadband penetration in this country.

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    10. Re:Politics by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Ouch, I don't know what is scarier, that idea of Gates running for pres. or the fact that I might actually vote for him compared to the current crop.

    11. Re:Politics by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      What more would you want? (-1 for the next person to say "interns".)

      Ok... cigars. :)

    12. Re:Politics by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      Gates trying to look genuine in a speech? That would be funny. Better yet, Gates trying to appeal
      to redneck voters? Ah, my sides are hurting.

    13. Re:Politics by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      "...yes, that's right Katie... Here comes President Gates now... He's just stepping out of Air Force One... It looks like he's giving some sort of modified Peace sign... That's right, two fingers and a thumb... That's right... It's some sort of three-fingered salute..."

      Grinding noise... Grinding noise...

      We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. ...
    14. Re:Politics by maxume · · Score: 1

      Charisma? It probably decides as many elections as money.

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  15. he must not be evil, after all by dankelley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Give the boy credit, for planning to devote his time to charity work.

    1. Re:he must not be evil, after all by WhiteWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I believe they call in penance.

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    2. Re:he must not be evil, after all by Tiger4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He's been at the business 30+ years. He's a billionaire. He has a familily. Let the man retire in peace!

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    3. Re:he must not be evil, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's scrambling to make sure he doesn't go to Hell.

    4. Re:he must not be evil, after all by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's not forget Steve Ballmer's extensive chairity work. Get it? Do ya?

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    5. Re:he must not be evil, after all by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1

      I was just reading Nobel Prize winning physicist Richard Feynmann's excellent anecdotes book "Surely you're joking Mr Feynmann" - he describes being co-opted onto various charitable boards and stuff after he became famous - he mentions some advice from an old hand: "I always ask myself which particular type of crookery the crooks are trying to absolve their conscience of by giving away their money."

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  16. Cleaning up his act? by nstlgc · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet he just wants to make sure he makes it into heaven after all...

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    1. Re:Cleaning up his act? by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but for God to take Bill Gates in his bosom, he'll have to committ a selfless act, a sacrifice for someone other than himself (and that doesn't include giving money away - that just makes you look good)... Perhaps it'll be Lu greeting him upon his death :).

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    2. Re:Cleaning up his act? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark 10:25: "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

      Luke 18:25 "For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

      There you have it, from the horse's mouth. Start stuffing ...

      Mind you, I don't really believe this shit.

  17. Captain to leave the ship? by Nesetril · · Score: 5, Funny

    July 2008 - is that before or after Vista ships?

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    1. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by ashmon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's before it ships, but after they have the first service pack written.

    2. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... that should be "before or after Vista sinks?"

    3. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by bdleonard · · Score: 1

      Yes

    4. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by Aadain2001 · · Score: 1

      Before

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    5. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by Belgarion89 · · Score: 2, Funny

      After Vista ships, but before people figure what all the new features do.

    6. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by furchin · · Score: 1

      Neither -- it's the day it ships.

    7. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are still new features in Vista?

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    8. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by auctoris · · Score: 1

      Cool sig. Most people don't "get it" (they believe he actually meant to buy a sword--since they have no concept of the verse's context). But it's cool to see someone who understands it using it.

    9. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by djcomidi · · Score: 1

      funny, this was also my first thought

      windows is microsofts main flagship
      (and Gates is still chief software architect of microsoft and thus of windows, iirc)
      apparently that flagship seems to be sinking
      than i remembered a saying in sailing:
      "the captain is always the last person to leave a sinking ship"

      instead, Gates is planning to 'leave' now...
      which comes first: the sinking or the leaving ?

    10. Re:Captain to leave the ship? by Ankou · · Score: 1

      Now THAT was funny thanks so much for that chuckle ;)

  18. Resume by Thunderstruck · · Score: 4, Funny

    What part(s) of my resume should I brush up when applying for the job of "master villian and arch-nemisis of WonderTorvalds?"

    On a more serious note, there are a lot of people with large emotional investments pent up in disliking Mr. Gates. The transition is going to be tough. It's almost like Inigo Montoya at the end of The Princess Bride. Maybe they should turn to piracy?

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    1. Re:Resume by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should turn to piracy?

      Nah, there's plenty of them on the net already...

    2. Re:Resume by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      Oh for the love of... NEMESIS... sorry!

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  19. No, He's Not Leaving by zenpiglet · · Score: 1

    No, Bill gates is not leaving Microsoft. He is simply shifting his emphasis from full-time at MS and part-time at his foundation, to part-time at MS and full-time at the foundation. He is still going to be working at MS and actually stated on the webcast that he has no plans to ever leave the company.

  20. Oh, no! by Spaceman40 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever will we do with the Borg-Gates icon?

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    1. Re:Oh, no! by winwar · · Score: 1

      Make it the Borg-Ballmer icon? :)

    2. Re:Oh, no! by Anti_Climax · · Score: 2, Funny

      I say we change it to a monkey throwing a chair :-D

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    3. Re:Oh, no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a new icon with either Steve Balmer or Ray Ozzie?

    4. Re:Oh, no! by trajik2600 · · Score: 1

      How about Ballmer next to a pile of chairs?

      JL

    5. Re:Oh, no! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I heard Ballmer threw a chair at Gates over this.

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    6. Re:Oh, no! by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      I think it should be changed to Clippy the animated paper clip. He's even scarier than Borg-Gates.

    7. Re:Oh, no! by kwalker · · Score: 1

      I say we change it to a Borg cube with the Windows logo emblazoned on one side.

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    8. Re:Oh, no! by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      How about a new icon of Balmer throwing Chaiman Bill across the room at the latest Google defector?

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  21. architecting software by Fefe · · Score: 1

    It's been a long time since he actually architected anything software-related, right?

    1. Re:architecting software by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      Has Bill Gates ever really been a software architect? He is an incredible businessman who's been very successful in a field he saw as up-and-comming. He may have given some high level conepts or ideas to the real architects, but that's like saying "We are going to build a new fire station for the city, the building should be made with bricks and stuff." I think the Chief Architect title he had was probably more ceremonial than practical description of the work he did.

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    2. Re:architecting software by es330td · · Score: 1

      A person can have a significant impact on a company without being at the actual product production level. Herb Kelleher doesn't fly the planes at Southwest Airlines and Larry Ellison doesn't write actual Oracle code but those companies are high flyers because of what those individuals do. As long as Gates is driving the company forward, even if only to "protect the investment of shareholders" he still has a major impact on what the company produces.

  22. Is he getting outsourced ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh yeah

  23. who knew by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I believe with great wealth comes great responsibility"

    Who would have guessed that Bill Gates was also Spider-man?

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    1. Re:who knew by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      It actually fits, you know--geek, with very little real appeal, but has super powers and is incredibly smart. Too bad that he turned evil at some point....

      Although, what would make a better cover--a company that does very little real harm, causes just enough frustration to make everyone hate the founder--this would make the hidden identity virtually impossible to crack.

      I like this theory, and I'm sure that it will turn up as a conspiracy on the net in a month or two. We'll see.

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    2. Re:who knew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who would have guessed that Bill Gates was in Seabiscuit?

    3. Re:who knew by jacobw · · Score: 1

      Shhhh! I'm pretty sure the Green Goblin has a slashdot account. He's gotta keep up with the latest developments in hoverboard and pumpking-shaped-bomb technology, you know.

    4. Re:who knew by Apoklypse · · Score: 1

      the glasses tipped me off ...

  24. Putting a stake through his heart by Alien54 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Hopefully made from a branch of an apple tree.

    Although other varieties might do the job just as well.

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    1. Re:Putting a stake through his heart by iBod · · Score: 1

      What the hell is your problem?

      Do you just get off on making stupid and inane statements like that?

      Whoo hoo - look at me everybody! I'm Alien54 and I can make stupid and crass comments about rich and powerful people on the Interweb and nobody will ever know it's me!!!

      Way to go sonny!

      Past your bedtime I think.

  25. XBOX 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gates is hooked on the X-crack. Cant blame him for wanting to work on his skills.

  26. The King is Dead -- by mjmalone · · Score: 1

    Long Live The King!

  27. He must have taken a look ... by subterfuge · · Score: 1

    at Vista Beta 2...

    = : ^ 0 >

  28. The final nail in the coffin by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is this not the clearest evidence yet that Microsoft is "dying" and on its way out? Already, it's become somewhat irrelevant as a tech industry player, leaning on its entrenched install base to survive. Now its most well-known figurehead is leaving.

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    1. Re:The final nail in the coffin by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Already, it's become somewhat irrelevant as a tech industry player, leaning on its entrenched install base to survive.

      If analogies could ever be valid (warning; this one isn't) Microsoft is still the 800 lb gorilla and its cane is a fucking solid steel girder. Makes you wonder who Mario is...

      Microsoft is anything but irrelevant. Take a look at their market share.

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    2. Re:The final nail in the coffin by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he's just getting old and doesn't want to do the same thing for the rest of his life that he's been doing for most of his life.

      MS isn't going anywhere until someone else is willing to compromise stability and security in favor of "idiot-friendly".

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    3. Re:The final nail in the coffin by jtorkbob · · Score: 1

      Or is it evidence to the contrary: that MS is strong enough to survive without Bill at the helm?

      </devil's advocate>

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    4. Re:The final nail in the coffin by gkhan1 · · Score: 1
      Ohh yeah, because companies changing bosses is so unusual :P

      Don't worry, MS will be here for a long time.

    5. Re:The final nail in the coffin by IflyRC · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. MS, as I see it, is entrenched for a reason and will not be detrenched until Linux or some other OS becomes as easy to use for non-technical savvy people (grandparents and the like) to use. To do that, the OS in question is going to have to make sacrifices to some degree. Your normal every day user doesn't want to edit a config file. They want to install, play a game or read their email.

      The sign of MS dying is slipped sales, lack of funds, market share going down drastically and a defacto PC OS other than MS. Gates deciding he is no longer going to be the chief architect has nothing to do with the stability of the company. Gates built the company, instilled a culture distinctly Microsoft and after he is gone - as long as Microsoft learned from Gates while he was there, will flourish. In 30 years it may not be the same power house but it certainly will not be gone.

    6. Re:The final nail in the coffin by linvir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft 'leans on its entrenched install base to survive' in the same way that Rupert Murdoch 'would be nothing without his billions of dollars and his global media network'. You're right, but it's not very meaningful.

    7. Re:The final nail in the coffin by davmoo · · Score: 1

      Please tell us what you're drinking so we can send you the proper help. Its obviously distroying your brain and making you halucinate.

      Microsoft is not dying. Its not even got a runny nose or a fever. And with the exception of "pundits" like John Dvorak, who really are irrelevant, the only people I ever here talking about Microsoft being dead or dying are people who post right here on Slashdot. When Microsoft starts having less than 90 percent of either the OS market or the office suite market, then they might be starting to have problems. Until then, y'all are sniffing glue.

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    8. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Far from it. Microsoft's market share doesn't mean much if the company no longer innovates and takes seven years to release a new version of its flagship product. This is the tech market. That is a hugely long time. People don't take this company seriously anymore. Microsoft was once written as the threatening beast, but they are now mentioned sarcastically, often as punchline. Companies and small startups no longer fear them. The fire and energy is at Google and Apple.

      Their stock price is flatline, they have an out-of-touch CEO, their #1 product hasn't been updated in six years, they bleed money in markets they don't belong in, companies internally refer to Vista and the process behind it as "broken" (See here). Hell, this news comes two days after the worst Patch Tuesday of 2006. I argue that they absolutely are irrelevant. All they can do now is lean on their entrenched install base, and that means they're no longer moving forward. Sadly, it makes them a relic.

      Linux will continue to gobble up servers, and Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market. Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple. But more importantly, the direction in tech now is the web and digital media--Google and Apple's #1 markets. Windows is "meh."

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    9. Re:The final nail in the coffin by MoxFulder · · Score: 1
      Is this not the clearest evidence yet that Microsoft is "dying" and on its way out?


      BSD confirms it. Microsoft is dead.
    10. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it just means Gates finally figured out that he doesn't need to work any more. Me, I hope to figure that out when my liquid net worth is sufficient to support me until death in a fairly frugal style - say $1,000,000? Personally, I feel that anyone who's still working with a net of > $10M is crazy, let alone 1000x that. For god's sake, there's much, much, much more to life than going to work! Go play!

    11. Re:The final nail in the coffin by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Far from it. Microsoft's market share doesn't mean much if the company no longer innovates and takes seven years to release a new version of its flagship product.

      If people are buying it, even in the absence of good reasons, they're still relevant.

      People don't take this company seriously anymore.

      Right. That explains why people keep using their software.

      Companies and small startups no longer fear them. The fire and energy is at Google and Apple.

      Yeah, if you say so. Personally I think Microsoft is still very much a force to respect.

      Linux will continue to gobble up servers, and Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market. Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple. But more importantly, the direction in tech now is the web and digital media--Google and Apple's #1 markets. Windows is "meh."

      You still need a computer to access the internet. The Web and Digital Media (redundant in one direction) don't remove the need for an operating system.

      Windows has massive momentum. It may be dying, but it's going to be a long, slow process if it's true.

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    12. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Microsoft's market share doesn't mean much if the company no longer innovates and takes seven years to release a new version of its flagship product.
      Innovation doesn't mean much if it isn't necessary to retain to retain dominant market share. OS X and arguably Linux have been far superior to Windows for a long time, but nobody seems to care because those operating systems don't run Windows apps. It's just as simple as that. Microsoft can continue to produce the most boring OS on the face of the planet so long as they retain that monopoly on the killer app pool.

      Linux will continue to gobble up servers, and Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market.
      Statistics show the opposite. Windows servers are becoming more popular and Linux desktop market share is flat lining.

      Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple.
      At least we can agree on something, but I think you're mistaking the reasoning behind the analysts predictions. VerySoonNow(tm) OS X will be running Windows apps with a not sucking Quartz-native non X11 Darwine, and/or an Apple sponsored Windows compatibility layer, and/or vastly improved solutions like Parallels. Once one of these three solutions works adequately for most people, and it looks like at least one of them will come into fruition soon enough, Apple will see more sales.

      It's all about the Windows apps, critical guy. Deprive MS of that gotcha and then your rationalle will start to make sense.
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    13. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. MS, as I see it, is entrenched for a reason and will not be detrenched until Linux or some other OS becomes as easy to use for non-technical savvy people (grandparents and the like) to use.
      OSX has been out for how many years now?

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    14. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Kihaji · · Score: 1

      Linux will continue to gobble up servers --- Mostly from old UNIX installations. While they are taking a few Windows share points, its mostly from UNIX

      Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market --- If by deflate you mean increase their profits yearly, like MS has, then yes, you are right.

      Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple --- OOOOOHHHH, from 2% to 6%. Watch out world, here comes Apple.

      But more importantly, the direction in tech now is the web and digital media--Google and Apple's #1 markets --- They've been saying that as long as they've been saying "This is the year for Linux on the destkop to finally dominate". The web and digital media will not take off as long as the telco's in the US refuse to bring serious bandwith to the home. Until then, the desktop is still king, and the myth of the network is the computer will continue to be a myth.

    15. Re:The final nail in the coffin by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      MS may not be irrelevant but look at their market price

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=my&l=off&z= l&q=l&c=

      They are certainly declining. The (effective) departure of its figurehead will not be seen as good news by the markets either regardless of what it may or may not mean.

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    16. Re:The final nail in the coffin by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah. Let's look at this from a perspective based in reality. Businesses generally grow or decline. I'm pretty sure there's no third direction.

      Microsoft's only profitable divisions are those that enjoy 90%+ market share (Windows + Office). Where is the potential for growth? There is none, and this is why they dump tons of money into markets like game consoles, as they realize they need to diversify their business.

      While they have had some success (the Xbox grabbed a decent slice of the console market), none of these ventures have been profitable. And here lies their problem: they know that they can't sustain their monopoly forever. All empires fall; MS is no different.

    17. Re:The final nail in the coffin by naelurec · · Score: 1
      Is this not the clearest evidence yet that Microsoft is "dying" and on its way out?


      No. This taken by itself is just the life cycle of the business. This could result in a shift in upper management which could rejuvinate MS and make it more competetive in the marketplace. Its hard to say. However, there have been many business to have their founders leave/retire/fired and the company continues to survive and be successful.
    18. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
      If by deflate you mean increase their profits yearly, like MS has, then yes, you are right.


      I suggest you follow the news more closely. Microsoft recently announced that profits would be going down this year due to increased spending in an attempt to compete with Google's web services. Stockholders were so pissed that the price dropped.

      OOOOOHHHH, from 2% to 6%. Watch out world, here comes Apple.


      An increase to 6% would more than double Apple's revenues, which would mean more research and development funding, making Apple even more dangerous. Their worldwide install base is already 15%.

      They've been saying that as long as they've been saying "This is the year for Linux on the destkop to finally dominate".


      No, they haven't. In fact, the media mocked Apple in the 90s. Now, the Intel Macs are seeing massive sales, and the academic market is expected to gobble up MacBooks big-time. I suspect you'll be eating your words when the figures are released.

      The web and digital media will not take off as long as the telco's in the US refuse to bring serious bandwith to the home.


      I hate to break this to you, but the web and digital media took off years ago. The web broke through in the 90s, and digital media broke through 5 years ago with the iPod.

      Until then, the desktop is still king, and the myth of the network is the computer will continue to be a myth.


      Windows hasn't seen an update in six years. iPods are selling like hotcakes, and people eat up Google web services for breakfast. I really don't see what you're basing your position on since the actual state of the tech market seems to suggest the opposite. Web services and digital media are the new push. Desktop machines are hubs to the web and to media--the content people are consuming which the desktop is just a medium for.
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    19. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
      If people are buying it, even in the absence of good reasons, they're still relevant.


      No, they're not. People are buying PCs, not Windows. Windows just comes with the PCs. And why are people buying PCs? As mediums to access the web and digital media, Google and Apple's turf. Why do you think Microsoft is spending so much to conquer those markets?

      Right. That explains why people keep using their software.


      Games are moving to consoles, office software is moving to OSS, web services are free...Windows is only around because it's what ships on the Dell. That could change in five years, easily.

      Yeah, if you say so. Personally I think Microsoft is still very much a force to respect.


      Yes, I fear Microsoft's power to develop something for six years!

      You still need a computer to access the internet. The Web and Digital Media (redundant in one direction) don't remove the need for an operating system.


      No, they just turn the computer and its operating system into a simple hub. Apple is the only company out there who is successfully embracing the idea, bundling iLife into every Mac and turning it into a digital media powerhouse. Windows has...Movie Maker.

      Windows has massive momentum.


      Hardly. The momentum is now in web development and digital media.

      It may be dying, but it's going to be a long, slow process if it's true.
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    20. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't take this company seriously anymore.

      I'm not a Gate's fan, but I heard the report on the radio today the report stated that Microsoft just had its first $12 billion quarter.

      Call me small-time, but to me, that's serious money.

      As far as innovation, I don't know that anyone has taken them as a serious innovator.

    21. Re:The final nail in the coffin by rjdohnert · · Score: 1

      " Far from it. Microsoft's market share doesn't mean much if the company no longer innovates and takes seven years to release a new version of its flagship product. This is the tech market. That is a hugely long time. People don't take this company seriously anymore. Microsoft was once written as the threatening beast, but they are now mentioned sarcastically, often as punchline. Companies and small startups no longer fear them. The fire and energy is at Google and Apple. "

      Funny since larry Page said that he was worried about Microsoft in an article. Microsoft is still very relevant, in terms of Servers and development tools they are on top right now. There are a lot of people excited about Windows Vista and who knows, maybe it will be the best desktop OS in the world. If you think Google Writely and google Spreadsheet are actually true competitors to office, please grow up.

      " Linux will continue to gobble up servers, and Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market. Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple. But more importantly, the direction in tech now is the web and digital media--Google and Apple's #1 markets. Windows is "meh.""

      See above, actually last quarter Windows outsold Linux servers and Apple marketshare dropped 1 point and Linux hasnt even budged on the desktop side. Apple is the one that leans on its install base.

      Was this meant as a serious post or as a joke?

    22. Re:The final nail in the coffin by Criterion · · Score: 1

      "Innovation doesn't mean much if it isn't necessary to retain to retain dominant market share."

      If innovation is not required to maintain dominant market share, well then that screams to me that the market is STAGNANT.

      "OS X and arguably Linux have been far superior to Windows for a long time, but nobody seems to care because those operating systems don't run Windows apps"

      Nobody seems to care because those operating systems don't run all the current games. That is changing.. not that they are running that many more games, but games are moving to consoles, since consoles have finially caught up to pc's in gaming power. That will no longer be the deciding factor for many (as it clearly has been for years now).

      "Microsoft can continue to produce the most boring OS on the face of the planet so long as they retain that monopoly on the killer app pool."

      The killer app pool, for home users, is games. I'll repeat, games are moving to console. I bought my XBox in order to limit or possibly negate my game time on the pc. Other than specialized software that a minority are required to run, (AutoCAD.. and... uhhh, well I know there's more.. oh yeah, games). It's just as simple as that.

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    23. Re:The final nail in the coffin by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      No.
      Microsoft isn't dying and will do fine without Gates' daily activities. They might even do better.
      Microsoft isn't a cult-of-personality like Apple is with regard to Jobs (and we have historical proof that Apple flounders without Jobs at the helm).

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    24. Re:The final nail in the coffin by rgravina · · Score: 1
      Microsoft just had its first $12 billion quarter.
      That's still not a reason to take them seriously. They earn this money because PCs come bundled with Windows and people are unwilling or unable to switch to another operating system. They haven't updated their flagship product in six or seven years, and to date it's been a poor example of how to design an OS. I find it disgusting that a company producing such poor quality product can earn so much money and dominate the industry while their customers sound like battered housewives that are too frightened to switch o(seriously, have a conversation with an unhappy Windows user about switching and listen to their excuses...). It's about time that consumers stop taking them seriously, like you would any other company in any other industry which behaved in the same way.
    25. Re:The final nail in the coffin by darkhitman · · Score: 1

      'Linux will continue to gobble up servers, and Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market. Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple. But more importantly, the direction in tech now is the web and digital media--Google and Apple's #1 markets. Windows is "meh."'

      The desktop market is dominated by Windows. Apple and Linux combined can't fight the compatability offered by Windows; say what you will, most software is written for and runs on Windows and there's a reason for that. Addtionally, Apple's market share != desktops (I like being able to change parts in my computer without going to a certified vendor, thank you very much). Apple computers are a designer brand; I find this disgusting and stay away from them.

      Anyway, continuing with my score-one-forever-potentially-less anti-Apple comment, the truth is that Apple computers are worse than PCs, not just less popular. All computers crash... including Apples. Apples just don't tell you why. This conception of 'Apple as the superior but less-known underdog' is bunk. Apple sucks for a reason.

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    26. Re:The final nail in the coffin by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      Yes, I fear Microsoft's power to develop something for six years!

      You keep saying that, but...

      1. XP shipped in 2001. That's five years ago
      2. XP has had a number of updates and different editions. 64-bit, what-not.
      3. They released updated versions of other OS software; Windows 2003, Windows CE

      Microsoft has not been sitting idly by. That's apart from updating Office. Apart from building the .Net tools.

    27. Re:The final nail in the coffin by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      Windows hasn't seen an update in six years. iPods are selling like hotcakes, and people eat up Google web services for breakfast. I really don't see what you're basing your position on since the actual state of the tech market seems to suggest the opposite. Web services and digital media are the new push. Desktop machines are hubs to the web and to media--the content people are consuming which the desktop is just a medium for.
      So you are saying that from Windows XP Home Edition to WIndows XP Pro SP2 there are no updates at all?
      You my friend have obviously not been living in the windows world since at least 2001.
      Windows XP Pro SP2 comes with many more drivers, much more security, and a lot of bug fixes with comparison to the original iteration of XP. There have been at least 2 major updates (SP1 and SP2) and countless numbers of hotfixes.
      You're probably going to respond saying something like if Windows was written better the first time there wouldn't be the need for so many security updates, and that may be true, but what you can't say is that there have been no updates to windows since 2001, which is a very wrong statement to say. Not to mention two versions of Windows XP Pro x64.
      And as far as Vista goes, MS has shipped 5 Pre-Release Builds already, and there is a lot of improvement on the windows end of things.
      This message brought to you buy a laptop running Windows Vista Beta 2 tripple booting with Windows XP Pro SP2 and Mac OSX 10.4.6

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    28. Re:The final nail in the coffin by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Nobody seems to care because those operating systems don't run all the current games. That is changing.. not that they are running that many more games, but games are moving to consoles

      some categories of gamer are very poorly served by consoles, this includes anyone who likes custom content, any games that require a keyboard and mouse (yes its possible to use one with a console but consoles are usually used with the TV not on a desk) for proper play (point and click stratagy games and FPS games that require rapid and accurate aiming). Online gaming is another area (yes consoles offer it but usually only at extra cost, with PC games its usually free).

      Unfortunately PC game houses have been in a suicidal race to get better graphics resulting in games that only play well on very expensive PCs.

      Other than specialized software that a minority are required to run
      Yes individual apps may be required by only a small number of people, thats not really the issue at hand though.

      Most people have Something that ties them to windows Autocad, Altium designer (formerly protel), MPlab, Xilinx ISE, Photoshop, Internal software (either as native windows apps or as macro heavy msoffice stuff), IE (still needed for many internal sites).

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    29. Re:The final nail in the coffin by MartinB · · Score: 1
      Most people have Something that ties them to windows ... Photoshop ... IE (still needed for many internal sites).

      Ah, yes, that's right, because - as we all know - Photoshop only runs natively on Windows. Even the Windows version only runs on Windows, just like IE.

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    30. Re:The final nail in the coffin by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      If people are buying it, even in the absence of good reasons, they're still relevant.
      No, they're not. People are buying PCs, not Windows. Windows just comes with the PCs. And why are people buying PCs? As mediums to access the web and digital media, Google and Apple's turf. Why do you think Microsoft is spending so much to conquer those markets?

      If that's Apple's turf, why are people still buying PCs?

      It might one day be Apple's turf, but right now they have only a small corner of the market.

      They've made great progress but it remains to be seen if they can sustain it.

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  29. I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But his morality is the only morality that company has. At all. This move will make Microsoft into more of a money grubbing, profit-centered, fuck anybody who gets in our way, sociopathic corporation. And they didn't have very far to fall to begin with.

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    1. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by glebd · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but what Microsoft morality are you talking about?

      >This move will make Microsoft into more of a money grubbing,
      >profit-centered, fuck anybody who gets in our way,
      >sociopathic corporation.

      Does this not pretty much describe the current Microsoft?

    2. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by bdleonard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but right now they do it with a smile. After this, no more smile.

    3. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      No- thanks to Gates and his father and their Foundation, it doesn't. Right now, Microsoft is a money grubbing, profit-centered, fuck anybody who gets in our way, sociopathic corporation, with a chairman who gives money and software licenses to schools and libraries, not to mention disease aid to foreign countries, contraception aid to the poor (ok, I'm not so sure of THIS good deed, but it's fitting within Gates' left wing morality) and campaigns for the Estate tax (the only person with more than a $7 million estate that I know of who does). Now true, this won't end with the decoupling of the Foundation from Microsoft- but I'm wondering if the Foundation will end up with slightly fewer resources because of it (having to just make due with private contributions from the Gates family and the Public). And by subtracting the foundation out, you take away what little good is left in Microsoft.

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    4. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the Gates Foundation have little bearing on Microsoft corporate policy in general, other than owning enough stock to throw its weight around at board/shareholder meetings. The Gates Foundation seem to occupy itself with charity work rather than shareholder activism. I fail to see how the decoupling will affect business as usual at MS.

    5. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Right now, Microsoft ... gives money and software licenses to schools and libraries,

      This is not an act of charity. If kids grow up using Microsoft and only Microsoft, they develop several tendencies that benefit MS. Most importantly, they equate 'computer == Microsoft' and 'blue E == "Internet"'. It helps develop operating system xenophobia. This is why FUD like "Linux is communism" works. Secondly, instead of learning how to operate a computer, they learn how to operate Windows. Incidentally, this is why most people are not "good with computers". They were never forced to learn some of the fundamental concepts we use in the modern computer (file, folder, program, etc), instead learning how to click on the Start menu and My Documents.

    6. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

      Please don't distract the Microsoft bashers with facts and analysis. They're on a roll today.

      Oops - did I say "Microsoft?" I meant "Micro$$$hit" or "MICROS~1". Sorry, Slashdot!

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    7. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It won't- but it will LIKELY affect business as usual at the Gates Foundation, which is the good part. If the Gates Foundation has less clout at the money making business, that means fewer dividends for all stockholders- and less money that the Gates Foundation, as a stockholder, can give away.

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    8. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by rossifer · · Score: 1
      [...] a chairman who gives money [... for] contraception aid to the poor (ok, I'm not so sure of THIS good deed, but it's fitting within Gates' left wing morality)

      You were right the first time, it's a very good deed. On this topic, it's the Roman Catholic church that's backing the wrong horse for all the wrong reasons.

      The real problem is that Pope John Paul II made his original pronouncement ex. cathedra. To the Roman Catholic church, that means God himself said it. Gonna be tough for them to back down. No matter how much pain, misery and dispair that statement brings to poor populations around the world.

      Thank goodness the Gates foundation is doing the right thing in the face of the church's continued mistake.

      Ross

      Not only do the non-religious have morals, but we often disagree with the religious on what ought to be labelled right and wrong...
    9. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about... the non-Microsoft OS's become more usable, then people don't have to waste time learning theories on how to work computers when they minimal knowledge to get their own jobs done? Mac did it, everyone else can figure it out too.

    10. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      That certainly depends on your point of view, and I guess if you're anti-child, the choice becomes automatic.

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    11. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Your attempt to paint your opposition as anti-child is ludicrous. I'm very much pro-child. I'm so much in favor of children that I'm for deliberately wanted, happy children. Planning to have three little ones ourselves (though we'll stop and see after two if she's up for a third).

      Contraception provides help to parents in controlling how many children they have. When we provide health aid and improve infant mortality from 60% to 5%, the same parental strategy (have as many kids as you can cause you don't know how many will live) is a recipe for population explosion and ecological disaster. Like Somalia, like Ethiopia, like...

      Being for contraception is being for what is most important about life: quality (for adults and for children), not quantity of living things. The evangelical Christian leaders in the article you quoted have the same bankrupt ethics they've been parroting for tens upon tens of years.

      Did you know that legal abortion seems to be responsible for about half of the falling crime rate in the 90's? Suprised me too. But it makes a lot of sense if you take the time to think about it.

      Regards,
      Ross

    12. Re:I'm no fan of Mr. Gates's morality in general by dcam · · Score: 1
      Did you know that legal abortion seems to be responsible for about half of the falling crime rate in the 90's? Suprised me too. But it makes a lot of sense if you take the time to think about it.


      You should read the fuller article, eg in Freakanomics. The conclusion of the article is that while it may have cut the crime rates, it wasn't worth it. Examining just the murders and comparing the number of murders prevented by abortions with the number of abortions performed and multiplying the number of abortions by a factor (taken as 1/100, in other words saying that a fetus is worth 1/100th of an person) you come to the conclusion we would have been better off without the abortions.
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  30. Well, that's plenty of notice.... by bitrate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ....to create a new Microsoft icon for /. I felt a slight chill as I read the article, realizing that if Bill Gates is stepping down, he must be getting kinda older....which means I'm getting kinda older. It's been an interesting ride through the years with Microsoft. Thanks for everything, Bill, and best of luck with your philanthropy. My city in particular (Windsor, ON, Canada) has benefitted from the B&MG foundation with new computers in our library for public use.

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    1. Re:Well, that's plenty of notice.... by Nesetril · · Score: 1

      The new icon can be like a Star Wars cover - you know, with Emperor Gates in the background and his Sith apprentic(es) in the front... and stuff.

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    2. Re:Well, that's plenty of notice.... by mcvos · · Score: 1
      My city in particular (Windsor, ON, Canada) has benefitted from the B&MG foundation with new computers in our library for public use.
      The charity that the B&MG foundation does is sending PCs to Canada? Wouldn't it be better to send those to less developed regions? I thought Canada was rich enough to take care of itself.

      Why not pay for those $100 laptops for Africa, for example?

    3. Re:Well, that's plenty of notice.... by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      The charity that the B&MG foundation does is sending PCs to Canada? Wouldn't it be better to send those to less developed regions?

      Yeah, like West Virginia or Arkansas.

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  31. new job opening! by specific · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know where I can email my resume? I'll send it from my MacMini. Should I get the job, I hereby ..ahem.. promise to ..ahem.. open the source to everything, just for you guys.

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  32. He gets geek cred points with me by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    Well, he stepped down once before so he could spend more time writing code AFAIK, so, he gets geek cred. points with me. Huminitarian points for stepping down from his geeky priorities. However, that will cost him geek cred. points.

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  33. 2010? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So by Vista's standards of deployment deadlines he will actually be released in 2010... He will always be missing several features.

  34. Whether You Hate or Love Him... by MBC1977 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gates DID make computers affordable.

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    1. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by Robot+Randy · · Score: 1

      I thought that Woz/Jobs did that back in the 70s!

    2. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by vertinox · · Score: 4, Informative

      Gates DID make computers affordable.

      I wouldn't say that. He more or less make computers standard or in a sense... Got everything to run on the same operating system.

      If you want to talk about making computers affordable... Then you'll have to give the credit to the Intel, AMD, and Cyrix price wars of 1995-2000.

      (Although if you think about the saying "What intel giveth, microsoft taketh away." then maybe they caused a bit of motivation in that price and speed war)

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    3. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by nostriluu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you say that? Before MS came along, people could choose inexpensive computers from Atari, Apple, Commodore. There was healthy, competitive growth. Then IBM came along with the PC which ran DOS, clone vendors cloned that, and the rest is history. But I don't think MS was the factor in making computers inexpensive, it was competition and standards based gear (which IBM initiated with the PC, but before that there were Apple clones). MS has only excelled in making middle of the road software, and maintaining their virtual monopoly.

    4. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by no_pets · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Computers were affordable well before 1995.

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    5. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by John+Miles · · Score: 1

      Why do you say that? Before MS came along, people could choose inexpensive computers from Atari, Apple, Commodore. There was healthy, competitive growth

      That's actually not a good illustration of "healthy, competitive growth." What you had were a bunch of machines running 1-MHz 6502s that were all just different enough to make life annoying for application developers. If it hadn't been for the rise of MS-DOS, those 6502 machines would have been replaced by a bunch of machines running 8-12 MHz 68000s that were all just different enough to make life annoying for application developers.

      Even though the early MS-DOS machines were far from the best of their generation in any respect at all, the market's demand for standardization was stronger than its demand for anything else. Despite the technical innovations from the Apple guys, Commodore, and others, PCs were never really accessible to the masses until the clone makers demonstrated that a single unified platform was actually better for competition as a whole. Bad news for Apple and Amiga-heads, good news for a few hundred million of the rest of us.

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    6. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "Before MS came along?" The thing all those inexpensive computers you cite have in common is a BASIC from Microsoft.

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    7. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's rather a stretch ... been hit up by his PR campaign? It's hard to see how anyone could claim that MS did anything but drive up the cost of computing with their predatory monopolistic practices.

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    8. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Yes, but my point is that might have been GEOS, CP/M, Unix, or any other effort, including Microsoft. Microsoft certainly captialized on their opportunities, but the original poster seemed to be saying there would have been no progress without MS.

      The IBM PC basically was the right product at the right time - small business discovered the PC, the IBM PC was identified as "the" business computer, and everyone jumped on it. MS was along for the ride, albeit with some good luck and planning.

      As well, the reason MS came to dominance was the rampant piracy of DOS (and BASIC ROMs) on cheap clones (which actually weren't that cheap). I don't think that was intentional and can be intentionally attributed to Microsoft. ;) The original factors were the bog-standard hardware selected by IBM, which was easy to clone, compared to the specialized chips used by Commodore &c, along with the business upswelling of the time.

      None of this means MS was the only player who could have made the PC affordable, I believe that's just a product of the times but it's unproveable.

    9. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Ironically, most cloned IBM PCs didn't have that BASIC because it was a proprietary IBM ROM, and the only way to support it was to have pirated ROMS. So it's irrelevant. As well, very few if any significant applications of the time were written in BASIC. It is for sure how many people got their start in programming (myself included), but perhaps we would have been better off with something else. ;)

    10. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What?
      reverse engineering the IBM BIOS made computers available for a cheap price.

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    11. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Computers were affordable well before 1995.

      Affordable as much as a cheap car... Before 1995, you were looking at least $2,000-$3,000 for a decent computer (I still can't believe we paid $3,000 for my ps1 486sx with 4mb back in 91-92), but after that things started scaling down in price and up in performance. That is a price that Joe Sixpack wouldn't jump off his couch to run out to Circuit City to buy one just for the heck of it. Only people that really had to have computers (or really wanted one) were going to plop down the money to get one. These days you can get a decent machine (non-gaming) for $400.

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    12. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by aeoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's impossible to assign all the credit to a single person for anything other than a completely trivial change.

      Things in the world happen due to a wide variety of causes and conditions. No single person stands at the head of any major change. There is no driver, or alternatively, every person is a driver. People who buy into some change are causing it as much as the person who is selling some change. It takes two to tango. You can't reasonably attribute the outcome of an intricate dance to a single person.

      Another thing is that we don't know what would have happened without Gates. What if without Gates personal computers proliferated even faster? It's an unknown. Because it's an unknown, we can't compare a known outcome against it in a reasonable way. If you could be certain that without Gates it wouldn't have worked out, and with and only with Gates it would work, then you'd have a slightly better position to assign all the credit to Gates. But still you can't satisfactorily assign all the credit for a major social change to one person for reasons outlined above.

    13. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by Sithgunner · · Score: 1

      Intel AMD whatnot surely made good progress on the hardware, but who got the interest to buy those or the profit for the manufacturer to go further if it wasn't for the affordable OS that Gates put around the world? In that sense, it was the Gates that did it, and who knows if someone else might have done if it wasn't for Gates, but still, he did it.

    14. Re:Whether You Hate or Love Him... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 0

      But that was a top of the line PC compatible back then. 386 was still king. Top of the line PC I want today still costs $3000. The good thing I can cut some costs by using a decent free OS if I choose to assemble it myself.

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  35. Goodbye Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This way, when Windows Vista flops, he can say he was already leaving the sinking ship before it hit the iceberg.

  36. Don't Let by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Bill!

    (Yeah, I know he's staying Chairman - so when was he EVER "CTO" for real, anyway? He runs the company and Ballmer is his pit bull. The board needs to fire both their stupid asses.)

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    1. Re:Don't Let by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would say that by assuming he is stupid for not living up to YOUR standards, that makes YOU stupid. you don't create a company or fortune such as he has by being stupid.

      have a nice day.

  37. First Thoughts by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    my first thoughts on this...

    1. Vista is so terribly bad, that he doesn't want to be involved/connected with it.
    2. He is getting religion, and knows he is so burdened with evil that he needs to spend the rest of his life trying to make up for it.
    3. His wife is winning. "You do this, or no sex for you."

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  38. Ozzie AND Mundie? by bunions · · Score: 1

    There's an Ozymandias pun in here somewhere, I just know it.

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  39. Oz by blugu64 · · Score: 1

    ding dong the witch is dead........

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  40. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I hope this gives him more free time to post some "insider tidbits" here on slashdot!

  41. Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would just like to say thanks to Bill for his continuing work with the Gates foundation. I don't see the other multibillionares (Google guys, Redhat guys, Ellison, Jobs, etc) stepping up to the plate and making any commitment EVEN CLOSE to the level he has. All I see those guys doing is buying fighter planes, boats, sports teams and big houses. Good luck Bill!

    1. Re:Thanks Bill by mjmalone · · Score: 2, Interesting
    2. Re:Thanks Bill by dcsteve72 · · Score: 0

      First off, it took many years for Gates to get to the point that the foundation was more than just a dream. It benefited heavily from the dot-com boom and even now, the Gates Foundation gets money from Bill from dividends off his stock ownership (as noted in todays news conference). Given some time and the newness of being uber wealthy, we can hope that the Googlers will follow in Gates' footsteps as far as charity. They are "young" and assuming they stay frugal with their money, maybe they see that some good can come from being that wealthy.

    3. Re:Thanks Bill by PixelScuba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if you could prove "those guys" made their money "more honestly", that devalues what the Gates Foundation does how? I suppose all the Carnegy Public Libraries are just monuments to the terrible and dihonest ways Andrew Carnegy gained his vast fortune.

    4. Re:Thanks Bill by davmoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apples to oranges. Google.org is the philanthropic arm of Google the corperation, and uses the resources of Google the corporation. The Gates Foundation is the philanthropic arm of Bill and Melinda Gates, two people who got rich off of computers, not Microsoft the corporation.

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    5. Re:Thanks Bill by bezdomny · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. Ellison gives TONS of money away. I'd like to see them compete in the philanthropy arena like they did (do) in software. :)

    6. Re:Thanks Bill by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      "are just monuments to the terrible and dihonest ways Andrew Carnegy gained his vast fortune"

      Pretty much, yeah. That's what I think of when I see his name. Which is spelled "Carnegie".

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    7. Re:Thanks Bill by Tom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You should address your good wishes to Melinda. Gates did very little beneficial before he met her, and ever since they married, he's started spending more and more on philantropy. To me that's exactly the sign of a man under the soft but efficient control of his wife slowly turning him around to what she wants.

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    8. Re:Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you forgotten about Google.org ?

    9. Re:Thanks Bill by Sanga · · Score: 1

      Insightful??

      Google guys have had their billion (in paper still I think) for less than a year.
      Red hat-- which billionaire from RH are you talking about
      Jobs -- look closer. And he is nowhere in the same league as Gates.

      Ellison -- do not bother looking closer. This is the only one that validates your argument.

    10. Re:Thanks Bill by dan828 · · Score: 1

      It's always that way. And she probably doesn't let him hang out with his single friends any more either.

    11. Re:Thanks Bill by WalterGR · · Score: 4, Informative

      You should address your good wishes to Melinda. Gates did very little beneficial before he met her, and ever since they married, he's started spending more and more on philantropy. To me that's exactly the sign of a man under the soft but efficient control of his wife slowly turning him around to what she wants.

      "You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." (Source)

      Correlation does not imply causation. Denigrating his generosity on account of when he was generous is just plain rude.

    12. Re:Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you say "Thwa-Chwa"?

      No, but it's good that he married a goodie, yay for powerful women use their power for good.

      P.S. my image word thingy says asspirate, this isn't something personal, is it?

    13. Re:Thanks Bill by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      I don't see the other multibillionares (Google guys, Redhat guys, Ellison, Jobs, etc) stepping up to the plate and making any commitment EVEN CLOSE to the level he has.

      Several other posters have already pointed out Google.org.

      Not to take away from the goals and achievements of the Gates Foundation, but unless you have access to the personal financial data of Ellison, Jobs et al, you're only speculating that they aren't "stepping up to the plate." Also keep in mind that they can't make a commitment "EVEN CLOSE" to Gates' commitment in absolute terms simply because they don't have as much money.

      I would like to hope that these guys are giving back to society, but just because they don't shout it from the rooftops doesn't mean that they aren't doing anything. Heck, are you gonna assume that I'm not making any charitable donations because I haven't announced it in a press release?

    14. Re:Thanks Bill by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

      So what would you do if you had Bill's fortune and were married to Melinda Gates? Piss it away on a night out in Vegas, gambling and/or buying sex? What exactly would you do regardless of who "made you do it"? No one can make you do anything you don't want to do short of using physical force, and coercion - both of which are illegal, but that's truly MAKING you do it. If women can control men by talking to them, then more power to them. Then men deserve it. The flipside is, she talks, he rejects her proposition, she does not control him, she doesn't get what she wants and leaves him - the basis of a divorce in the making. If you _never_ did as your wife suggested, or she never did as you suggested - then why get married at all? :) It's a game of compromise, economics, etc - with the only purpose of aiming for full acceptance of the other person, and a long happy life together.

      Absolute control doesn't exist (unless you're a divine entity).

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    15. Re:Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, how about a reason that is more sound. He's a geek. He's always been a geek. How many of us that do coding tend to have time to "think outside our own box". Maybe all she did was give him another perspective that he lacked before. I can't say much the same for Jobs or Ellison, as they are by far not geeks, and unlike Gates, the two of them are major assholes in person.

      Gates probably already leaned that way, she just helped him execute and manage it. Not saying she may not be the reason it started when it did, but of the three of them, Gates likely is the one who would have done it on his own eventually.

    16. Re:Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that Bill.G's parents have had a history of being fairly heavily involved in philanthropic work (esp. his mother, if I recall correctly) going back to when Bill was a kid. I expect that to have influenced him quite a bit as well.

    17. Re:Thanks Bill by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That could simply mean that the founders of google have decided not to take too much money out of the corporation.

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    18. Re:Thanks Bill by dfjghsk · · Score: 1

      I'm happy to see Google donating some of their money, and I'm not trying to diminish their efforts, but...

      Brin & Page are worth $22.5 Billion
      Gates is worth $51 Billion

      Google.org has donated $33 Million
      Gates is donating $1.5 Billion Annually

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    19. Re:Thanks Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Grammar tip: "Effect" is a verb. "Affect" is a noun.


      I hope this post has the effect of affecting your sig. I expect you to effect change and correct your sig. I do hope you don't see this post as an indiscreet display of affect -- but as a grammar tip, the above is pretty atrocious.
    20. Re:Thanks Bill by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Correlation does not imply causation. Denigrating his generosity on account of when he was generous is just plain rude."

      Those of us who have lived in Western Washington for a long time can attest to the fact that Bill seemed to go out of his way NOT to help the community, up until a little while after he married Melinda. I think I've posted it previously, but it was a running joke on a Seattle-based comedy show called "Almost Live" (which ran from the mid-80s to the mid-90s).

      However, I am glad to see the money getting spent on worthwhile projects - whatever the motivation. I just hope in the long run Melinda gets remembered for this more than for "Microsoft Bob".

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    21. Re:Thanks Bill by Xserv · · Score: 1

      You have forgotten, though, that since the temperature rise there has also been a large contingent of Pirate Fish found in the more temperate waters of the Northern Carribean.

      Unless of course you're trying to cover up this mysterious certainty...

      Xserv

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    22. Re:Thanks Bill by Denek · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so quick at judging the Google guys. From their blog: "We'll follow through on the other commitment - one percent of profit - by taking one percent of each year's profits and donating and investing that too. Our first step in meeting these commitments includes a $90 million cash donation to the Google Foundation and a commitment of up to $175 million over three years across our other Google.org efforts." http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/10/about-googl eorg.html

    23. Re:Thanks Bill by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      You missed my point.

      Just because Brin & Page haven't announced that they're giving more doesn't mean that they aren't giving more. It would be sad if they aren't contributing more, but unless you're their accountant, you don't know one way or the other.

    24. Re:Thanks Bill by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 1

      Control?
      God, that's a tad bit cynical. Maybe she just cheered the poor bastard up.

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    25. Re:Thanks Bill by dfjghsk · · Score: 1

      You missed my point.

      I never said Brin & Page weren't going to give more.. I have no way of knowing that. What I do know is that their own site says they have donated 33 million.

      The gates foundation hasn't just announced they're giving 1.5 billion annually.. they have already given 1.5 billion annually for the past several years. 33 million is about what the gates foundation gives away in a week.

      Brin & Page have almost half as much money as gates (they're the 26 & 27th richest people in the world), yet they give 1/50th of what gates gives.

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    26. Re:Thanks Bill by Magada · · Score: 0

      Well yes, they are, at least for those who remember who he was and what he did with the rest of his money, power and time.

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    27. Re:Thanks Bill by mcvos · · Score: 1
      Apples to oranges. Google.org is the philanthropic arm of Google the corperation, and uses the resources of Google the corporation. The Gates Foundation is the philanthropic arm of Bill and Melinda Gates, two people who got rich off of computers, not Microsoft the corporation.
      So Bill is better than the Google guys, but Google is better than MS. Is that what you're saying?

      On the other hand, Gates wasn't such a big time philantropist right after he made his fortune, which was 15-20 years ago. Now he gives away billions. Who knows, perhaps the other computer moguls will do the same in 5 or 10 years.

    28. Re:Thanks Bill by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      Brin & Page have almost half as much money as gates (they're the 26 & 27th richest people in the world), yet they give 1/50th of what gates gives.

      sigh... once again, that is only speculation! Maybe they only give 1/50th (which would be sad), maybe they give substantially more (and haven't publicly revealed it). Unless you have access to their personal financial data, you don't know one way or the other.

    29. Re:Thanks Bill by mcvos · · Score: 1
      You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
      Actually there are a lot more pirates now than there were in the 1800s. Only they use speedboats and SMGs instead of schooners and cutlasses.
    30. Re:Thanks Bill by dfjghsk · · Score: 1
      How is that speculation. They say right there on the google.org page:

      To date, Google Grants has donated $33M in advertising to more than 850 non-profit organizations in 10 countries.

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    31. Re:Thanks Bill by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      Now you're just being obtuse, but I'll play along.

      Please point me to the google.org page where it states that the $33M donation is the sum total of Brin & Page's charitable donations, and that neither of them have donated anonymously (or without fanfare) to other charitable causes.

      Again, just because they haven't publicized other charitable donations doesn't mean that they haven't donated more money to this or other causes.

  42. Chairman... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's going to stay chairman.

    He's replacing Ballmer!?!? O.o

    1. Re:Chairman... by joeytmann · · Score: 1

      Balmer is the CEO, he answers to the Board of Directors, and Chairmain of the Board is Bill Gates. Paul Allen, if I recall correctly, is still on the Board of Directors also.

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    2. Re:Chairman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm very angry that you don't understand the context of this joke. Please post your address so that I can throw a chair through your window.

      Sincerely,
      Steve B.

    3. Re:Chairman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> He's going to stay chairman.

      > He's replacing Ballmer!?!? O.o

      But Ballmer's not a man, he's a sweaty monkey

    4. Re:Chairman... by Slithe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here is a simple diagram:

          o -- Joke

          o -- You
          -|-
          / \

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    5. Re:Chairman... by Joebert · · Score: 3, Funny

      My head is made of jokes that are slightly off ?

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    6. Re:Chairman... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      He's replacing Ballmer!?!?

      No, he's balling his replacement.

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    7. Re:Chairman... by starling · · Score: 1

      Gates was jumping over chairs long before Ballmer was throwing them. Seriously - jumping over a chair from a standing start was a party trick of his. I'm sure there must be a video out there.

    8. Re:Chairman... by Toba82 · · Score: 1

      I dunno about that, but here are some other choice videos of good ol' Bill.

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    9. Re:Chairman... by t-twisted · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it's not:

      o -- Joke

      o
      -|-
      <-- You
      /\

    10. Re:Chairman... by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Or more pictorially:

            o  |=|_ . .     o
           -|-          .  -#-
           / \             / \

           you          Monkey boy

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    11. Re:Chairman... by Mancat · · Score: 1

      I guess it's just your luck that the four people who still think the whole Ballmer/Chair thing is funny all had mod points today.

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    12. Re:Chairman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately for the rest of us, Ballmer consistently manages to do something stupid for our entertainment.

    13. Re:Chairman... by el+cisne · · Score: 1

      You are an ASCII god. Ok, maybe not a 'god' per se, but it was pretty damn clever.

    14. Re:Chairman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/Joke/Chair/

    15. Re:Chairman... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    16. Re:Chairman... by savuporo · · Score: 1

      OT but hey, you should do your "profane tour" experiment again with improved regexp and include the word "kosher". you'll be surprised

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  43. Obligitory Futurama reference by RingDev · · Score: 1

    Hardly, the new Boss says the old Boss's 5 cent pay cut goes to far, while the old Boss says the new Boss's 5 cent pay cut doesn't go far enough!

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Obligitory Futurama reference by Ravear · · Score: 1

      The King is dead. Long live the King!

    2. Re:Obligitory Futurama reference by miyako · · Score: 1

      actually, it would be:
      The new boss says the old bosses $.05 pay cut goes too far, while the old boss says teh new bosses $.05 pay cut doesn't "not go too far" enough.

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  44. Doubtful by wardk · · Score: 4, Funny

    So how long can he stay out of the game? Not long I suspect.

    just wait until he notices his company following antitrust law, behaving ethically, paying to license code they use.

    he'll swoop right in and put a stop to that real fast

  45. Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by LibertineR · · Score: 3, Funny
    I give Gates credit for wanting to devote more time to his charitable activities.

    That said, I think it is time to sell off the rest of my shares, since the man who gave the world Lotus Notes is now the Chief Software Architect at Microsoft. Sorry Ray, you are a good guy, but I cant forgive you for Notes, my man.

    1. Re:Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by Ian.Waring · · Score: 2, Insightful
      More like he made it in front of the parade that Len Kawell started years before at Digital (with Notes 11), then at Iris Associates - all in turn inspired by "The Network Nation" by Hiltz and Turoff - published in 1978). With a little help from Tim Halvorsen too (whose name appeared on the VAX/VMS microfiche as the author of $SHOW DEVICE/FILES in VMS V2). Ray may have contributed, but I think it lousy that he never corrects PR that positions him as the "father" of Lotus Notes.

      Ian W.

    2. Re:Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by LibertineR · · Score: 1
      Ozzie is responsible for popularizing that word which has terrorised Enterprise Software for the last 30 years:

      COLLABERATION

      Drive a stake through its heart! NOBODY COLLABERATES except the French Fry dude and the Burger flipper!

    3. Re:Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COLLABORATION, YOU DOLT!

    4. Re:Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by LibertineR · · Score: 1

      Fine, nobody does that either.

    5. Re:Cant forgive Ozzie for Lotus Notes. by dudeman2 · · Score: 1

      I worked with Ray, Len and Tim at Iris. Ray may have led the parade but in my experience he always acknowledged the contributions of the other founders (and other Iris employees.)

      Ray is a mensch and I'm glad to see that he will be taking over Chief Architect position.

  46. frustrated? by bombs14 · · Score: 1

    He couldn't handle all the low quality products being shipped out anymore.

  47. He has a LOONG way to go to catch up with EARL by unity100 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's got a loooooong list to clear out before he can get positive on karma.

    1. Re:He has a LOONG way to go to catch up with EARL by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      It's not impossible. Just look at me!

      I started out as a goatse.cx troll and now my kharma is excellent and I post at 2!

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    2. Re:He has a LOONG way to go to catch up with EARL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking, but really, giving billions of dollars to public health causes in third world countries is a good start, no?

    3. Re:He has a LOONG way to go to catch up with EARL by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Only if the money reaches actual target.

  48. Time for something cool by llZENll · · Score: 1

    I hope Bill Gates does something really cool with his money, something that would change the world forever. There are only 2 or 3 people in the world that can do this. I am talking about some huge technology or project, like the Romans or Egyptians (creating the pyramids). He could create a space colony, some kind of huge wonder of the world, maybe an underwater city.

    Does anyone have any cool ideas that are feasible with 50 BILLION?

    1. Re:Time for something cool by majorbytesrulz · · Score: 1

      Investing in the Open Source Movement would be nice..........

    2. Re:Time for something cool by jjeffries · · Score: 1


      Does anyone have any cool ideas that are feasible with 50 BILLION?

      Give everybody in the world $75.47?

    3. Re:Time for something cool by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates doesn't have $50 billion. He has $50 billion dollars worth of Microsoft stock. His latest giant world changing project is called Vista.

    4. Re:Time for something cool by frostoftheblack · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have any cool ideas that are feasible with 50 BILLION?
      Build a good operating system!!!!

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    5. Re:Time for something cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about something worthwhile?

  49. It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darth Gates is going to hand over command to Admiral Ozzie just long enough to force choke him to death as punishment for bringing the fleet out of hyperspace too close to Hoth.

  50. From robber baron to philanthropist by timholman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bill Gates is doing the same thing that Carnegie, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, Morgan, and the other 19th century robber barons did - he is transitioning from the persona of a despised, cut-throat, take-no-prisoners monopolist to that of a benign philanthropist, and spending the billions he acquired in order to ensure his legacy. And just like the robber barons the 1800s, I have no doubt that Gates will be viewed as a wonderful benefactor of humanity a hundred years from now. Only the historians will remember how many people and companies he mercilessly crushed to create his fortune.

    1. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Crushing people and businesses in the name of profit is what wins in business. Like it or not, that's the nature of the US and competition in general. Will historians remember the Yankees for ruining many a team's season in baseball, or that they were one of the best dynasties in sporting history? If he didn't do the crushing, someone was going to crush him.

    2. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As in business - crushing other companies and taking them over is part of the playing field. If you don't realize this, then you're an idiot.

      At least he's doing a lot of good int he world with the billions he's funded the foundation with - a lot more than a lot of other charitable organizations do...I'd call those organizations as corrupt, if not moreso, than MS.

    3. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What, we're supposed to feel sorry for those jerkwits who ran Netscape into the ground? Don't make me puke.

      The charitable foundations of men like Carnegie and Rockefeller have done more for human progress than any mewling social justice types, just as the Gates foundation will prove more beneficial than some inept NGO. In a free market society, the way to do good is to do well.

    4. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by tekxtc · · Score: 1

      May be he will even run for the president in 2008.

    5. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by dhardisty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I have no doubt that Gates will be viewed as a wonderful benefactor of humanity a hundred years from now. Only the historians will remember how many people and companies he mercilessly crushed to create his fortune."

      He wil be remembered as a wonderful benefactor precisely because he was a ruthless and effective businessman. Whether you like him or not, he's smart and he knows how to make things work. He will do a lot of good with his money -- a lot more than if it were in the hands of a government or a random charitable organization. He has experience in how to effectively leverage absurd sums of money.

    6. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by edbarbar · · Score: 4, Insightful


      So what? He's doing good, isn't he? Why do you care about the motives? Do you hate Bill Gates more than the good he is doing (this is not a rhetorical question)?

      Regarding what he did to other companies, he outcompeted them. I was at Novell and saw the errors at Novell cause it to fail, not helped at all by uSoft, so I have every reason to be bitter, but I'm not.

      Bill Gates (or rather uSoft) was caught violating the rules on a number of occasions, and they were punished, but it's not as if uSoft was an Enron or manipulated the US govt. as some large utilities and the ILECs do. I suspect breaking weak govt. rules is standard fare at the titan level too, and I don't think you can deprecate uSoft or Bill Gates for taking no prisoners. That's what business is all about: structured warfare, and the goal is to win. He won.

      By the way, I'm certainly no uSoft fan, and I have zero insight into what Bill Gates is as a person, but I can admire his achievements without being either incredibly jealous or bitter.

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    7. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Surt · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but clearly, since all of the people you're talking about are viewed as evil villains, it seems hard to claim that using philanthropy as a cover up for a lifetime of evil moneymaking works.

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    8. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by cranos · · Score: 1

      If the yankees had won by cheating(drugs, bribes, blackmail, etc, etc) then yes they would be viewed as the bad guys. MS did not win by having the better product, nor did they abide by the rules of the game (corporate laws, etc). Instead, they lied, cheated and stole. If MS had been a person they would have hit the mythical three strikes years ago.

    9. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Surt · · Score: 1

      Metamods: always enjoy an overrated unmoderated post.

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    10. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by overbaud · · Score: 1

      Hundreds or years ago men jumped on horses and smashed each other with longs poles in the name of comptetition and combat. Every year there is the superbowl, grandfinal or similiar. Business isn't personal, its business. It's combat, its stragety its winner takes all. Get off the guys case because he is a better businessman than you will ever be. He didn't go into those companies and slash the directors and buring their buildings, he out played them, if they were smarter and more driven they would have beat him. Now he is giving away more money than most people will ever see. If you think he cares what people think about him your wrong, he doesn't because he doesn't have to. He is doing what he is doing because he's wants to.

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    11. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Business is a mean world. The people he "crushed" knew that, or they wouldn't be in the business world. Bill Gates is certainly a fierce competitor, and definitely abused his monopoly power. But let's reserve the venom for people who've actually done criminal acts like the Enron boys, or maybe even the pharmeceutical companies who've endangered peoples lives, or wanted to fight 3rd world countries from copying AIDS drugs. Or we could talk about companies like United Fruit who sucessfully controlled entire countries as banna republics. Or how about oil company execs who've polluted untold amounts of land while drilling and pumping for oil?

      No, I think you really need some perspective on the true evil that a company can do before you start talking about how Bill Gates has some deserved bad reputation.

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    12. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Do you remember all those other prospective students you "mercilessly crushed" when you were admitted to college?

      Do you remember all those other job-seekers you "mercilessly crushed" when you got your first job?

      Do you remember all those other colleagues you "mercilessly crushed" when you got that performance bonus?

      What kind of a despised, cut-throat, take-no-prisoners villain shold YOU be remembered as?

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    13. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by mlylecarlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      None of the Robber Barons was nearly this generous and none of the Robber Barons is viewed as a good man today, you simpering idiot.

      Seriously... ROBBER BARONS! AS IN, WE KNOW THEY ROBBED!

      He's going to leave his children ten million apiece! He's given half his money to charity already and most of the rest will go to charity when he dies. It's incredible that you don't see how good that is.

    14. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      It sounds humorous, but I really feel like it is a patch applied to a flaw society : They ammassed billions that they spend to help people with less than 1$ a day of income. I am not sure about what I think on this whole issue. I am not sure I want to blame anyone on this. I am still giving a few hundred bucks a year to charity and use linux...

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    15. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by PhakeDC · · Score: 1

      Wow, reading all these responses, it's like not being on slashdot! All of Bill's fanboys have come to the rescue! :P

    16. Re:From robber baron to philanthropist by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I still hate MS for wasting the last 20 years in the IT field, however, the more I read about whet Bill makes with his fortune, I cannot really say he could do better. After all, from my point of view, he steals the dumbs and naive IT managers that opt for MS solution and give their money to labs that cure 3rd world diseases. He really didn't help the IT field, but well... he surely helps Africa. This is really odd, managing such an agressive and -let's admit it- evil company with one hand, while managing a Really Good Thing on the other. I just wonder how much of Melissa's spirit versus Bill's there is in the Bill & Melissa Gates Foundation

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  51. Mobsters are also famous for charity by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    What about the story of Scrooge?

    Evil men when they sense they are close to dying all of sudden want to make amends.

    If anything all this charity proves that he knows he has something to make up. Oh and if he hadn't been "evil" he wouldn't have had all those billions to spend on charity but just had MS pay taxes so people wouldn't have to hold out their hand to him but just gotten what was needed from the state.

    No sorry mate, I have a hard time with a lot of charities. To often they seem to be nothing more then a tool for the rich to feel good and to make sure the needy have to be properly grateful.

    You just have to look at Gates charity in giving computers to schools. Windows. Oh yeah, the first one is free kids.

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    1. Re:Mobsters are also famous for charity by Y0tsuya · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You just have to look at Gates charity in giving computers to schools. Windows. Oh yeah, the first one is free kids.

      Hey, they can quit anytime they want. Windows is not dope.

      So the man spent 30 years crushing the competition using brutal and sometimes unethical business practices. Big deal. Everybody on the losing end whines but secretly loves to be in his shoes. Now he realizes he has too much money and wants to give it back. I have zero problem with that. You don't like it, fine, nobody's forcing you to take his money.

    2. Re:Mobsters are also famous for charity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.. too many shifts at the bitter factory?

      Just because a wealthy man decides to put more effort into his foundation doesn't mean he "feels the need to make amends". He (and his wife) saw a problem, and unlike many of the populace has the means to make a difference. Sure the way he obtained his fortune is questionable, but even if he didn't - as you say "been 'evil'" and had Microsoft pay taxes... how does that help? The state isn't as reliable in many of the countries his foundation helps.

      What have you done? Bought a $100 laptop and called it a day? Sponsored a child? Maybe two or three? Have you worked on eradicating diseases we have semi-under control here or built up their infrastructure?
      Or have you done nothing because you have a clean conscious - therefore leave it to the evil-doers to help others?

    3. Re:Mobsters are also famous for charity by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      You don't like it, fine, nobody's forcing you to take his money.

      Yeah, but I've never been offered the choice to refuse his money.

    4. Re:Mobsters are also famous for charity by Magada · · Score: 0

      True, Windows is not dope. Vendor lock-in is a lot like addiction, though.

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    5. Re:Mobsters are also famous for charity by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Exactly! Because Dope is not physically addictive, but it's extremely hard for many people to get rid of Windows.

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  52. Ambition... by Rice-Pudding · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gates is still ambitious.

    Bill Gates has achieved what most people only dream of in terms of their life's ambitions. What do most people want? Money? Sure, but that is not the end of everything. Most (normal) people actually want to make a contribution to society/the world; to leave a legacy, if you will. (Granted, Bill has already done that.)

    So when you have succeeded beyond your wildest ambitions, then what? Gates cannot actually spend his money on himself fast enough. There comes a point when you start to want to spend it on your legacy instead. Hence, the charity funding. But this is still ambition.

    (Of course, I wish more people would reach that stage.)

    1. Re:Ambition... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      Maybe getting the Nobel Peace Prize is the ambition. Oh wait, maybe instead handing out the Gates Peace Prize for many years to come. That will be a lasting legacy.

    2. Re:Ambition... by bsartist · · Score: 1
      Gates is still ambitious.
      Yep. I saw an interview with him a few years back. He basically said that he never does anything halfway, that when he decides to retire (more or less) he intended to work as hard giving away his fortune as he did making it. He may be playing the philanthropy game now instead of the business game, but you can bet that he still wants to be the 800lb gorilla on the field.
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    3. Re:Ambition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There comes a point when you start to want to spend it on your legacy instead. Hence, the charity funding. But this is still ambition.

      if he gives to build a legacy... dare i say that his reward is *only* his legacy.

      true giving is out of love, kindness and compaasion - not for oneself or one's image or one's legacy - but for another person.

      otherwise, it *isn't* true giving.

      as my grade school teacher taught me more than 30 years ago... the answer isn't important, it is how you get there.

      of course, this is from the perspective of the giver.

      as an observer, i'm happy he's doing something to help the less fortunate - whatever his reasoning.

    4. Re:Ambition... by Dalroth · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I could easily spend his money creating a stealth army of robotic ninja assassins.

      Bryan

  53. yay by suyashs · · Score: 0, Troll

    yay

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  54. Disturbance in the Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

    As if millions of geeks suddenly cried out in joy and were silenced.

  55. 3 Bill Gates the Philanthropist by VonKruel · · Score: 1

    I don't think it will really affect the day-to-day operations at Microsoft much. His "software architect" role wasn't hugely significant from what I've heard. Anyway, the company will still have the same strengths, and will still have to face the same threats.

    Even if you're the biggest MS-hater around, you've got to admit that Bill is doing something Good with his fortune. The edumacation system is failing a lot of kids - and someone with Bill's money, influence, and problem-solving skill really has the power to make a difference there. Providing a good education to all kids is such a smart investment, so why isn't it happening??

    1. Re:3 Bill Gates the Philanthropist by dave562 · · Score: 1
      Providing a good education to all kids is such a smart investment, so why isn't it happening??

      It isn't happening because well educated people don't destroy their environment, or pick fights with their neighbors. Well educated people ask why, and want to know why they are being asked to support something.

    2. Re:3 Bill Gates the Philanthropist by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Providing a good education to all kids is such a smart investment, so why isn't it happening??

      When the 19th-century robber barons said they wanted to provide good educations to all children, what did they really mean?

  56. He couldn't live without Scoble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He couldn't live without Scoble?

  57. Speaking of monopolies... by tehshen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    chairman of the board

    I thought when you get that card you have to pay everyone else $50. And yes, I do think that is appropriate use of money. :)
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    1. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Kelson · · Score: 0

      I thought when you get that card you have to pay everyone else $50.

      Does this mean that BILL GATES IS SHARING HIS FORTUNE?

    2. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by rwven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you that dense? Have you ever heard of the Gates foundation? Bill has given literally billions of dollars to charities. He himself has almost single-handedly funded the entire slew of vaccination projects in africa. Gates, while maybe lacking in some "business ethics" areas been been "SHARING HIS FORTUNE" for a long time. How many other billionaires have given many billions of their own money for such purposes? Wait, i'll answer that: None.

    3. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by booch · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to be very familiar with how US corporations work. You have to pay $50 when you get that card to bribe the others into electing you as Chairman of the Board. Also note that the dollars in the game of Monoploy represent about $1000 in real-life money.

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    4. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by professionalfurryele · · Score: 2, Informative

      Erm, John 'Anaconda' Rockefeller? I think in real terms he is still number one, at least that was the impression I got. Either way, great philanthropy does not make up for shoddy business practices. Microsofts monopoly abuse has had serious consequences for the economy just like Standard Oil did. In the end that has harmed far more people than the philathropy has helped because the market is more efficient than charity.

    5. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Are you that dense? Have you ever heard of the Gates foundation?

      No, and yes.

      I take it you don't have email, or you'd likely have recognized the reference to the chain letter with that title (complete with all-caps in some variations) that's been floating around the internet since the late 1990s.

      (The annoying thing is, I almost linked to that page in the previous post, but figured, nah, people will recognize it. *sigh* Note to self: when in doubt, underestimate the cultural literacy of "teh Intarweb.")

    6. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by 70Bang · · Score: 1



      Um, no.

      Members of BODs are paid, which is why they protect each other. Chairmen & CEOs sit on each others' boards, pay each other, and protect each other.

      Those who said (above), "it's time to sell stock", better be ready to hurry. Odds are, there will be a run, even if brief, tomorrow morning. A better strategy would be to sell short, then flip it when it stablizes.

      The NBC Nightly News just flashed a mic in front of someone who said without Gates, "we wouldn't have the Internet." (gasp, choke, sputter) "Paging Dr. Henry Heimlich" Many of the people currently on the Internet may not be have there, but the fact Gates has admitted many times they almost missed the boat indicates there was already a lot happening online. It's the web which made the Internet accessible to John Q. Public, not Microsoft+Gates. OS/2 was just as available as Windows, so Windows wasn't necessarily a requirement.

      Prior to Krol's book (Fall '92), which was really the first book to make the 'net accessible to the public, I referred to the 'net as The World's Biggest Secret Club. (Think about it). Gates+MS certainly wasn't a member and there were plenty of others who joined long before they did.

    8. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by pluther · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...without Gates, "we wouldn't have the Internet."
      How dare he try to take credit for Al Gore's work!
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    9. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by ad0le · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You sir, are a fucking idiot. You're talking about economy vs. someones son / daughter dying of TB. Get some fuckin perspective on "life" and realize that saving millions from certain death is never "harmful"... jackass!

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    10. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You just posted another comment to /. when you said you were leaving http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=188610&cid=155 44815

      Here, this should help: http://digg.com/

    11. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0, Troll

      The charity work publicized is just the icing on the cake. You can be sure this guy has hidden agendas left and right. What is better than having infinite amount of money? An infinite amount of people at your disposal. Think about that one.

    12. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Saving someone from TB is good. Saving someone from TB while slowing the US economy isn't. I'm not an American, but I do recognise that America is the powerhouse that drives the world economy (along with other Western States). You slow down those economies, you indirectly kill millions.
      I wish it were as simple as you seem to think it is. I'm afraid it is not.

    13. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People always bring this up so what the hell I have karma to burn....

      1) Bill Gates didn't give one cent to charity until after the trial started.
      2) The foundation is not Bill Gates.
      3) Bill Gates does not take money out of his pocket to give to charity. He gives stock to the foundation which then sells the stock and gives away the money. Bill is giving away POTENTIAL INCOME not money he already has.
      4) Bill still gives away a smaller percent of his fortune then most regular americans do, he just happens to be obscenely rich due mainly to his lack of "business ethics".
      5) The bible is peppered with sayings about how the poor man who gives away a shekel is more moral then the rich who gives more. The phrase "give till it hurts" comes to mind and I don't think anybody is arguing that Bill is hurting.
      6) Many otherwise sick, deranged, sleazy, people have given lots of money to charities. Osama immediately comes to mind as does Ken Lay and a countless drug lords in south america. Giving away some small percentage of you money does not undo all the harm you have done. People who have gotten ill gains frequently give a lot of money to charity to try and win public support.
      7) If I make 30K a year and I give away 10% of my income I am going to suffer. That three thousand dollars would be three months worth of rent in most places in the US. If I was worth a 100 billion dollars and I gave away 90% of money I would still have 10 BILLION DOLLARS. If I gave away 99% of my money I would still have a billion dollars. Can you live on a billion dollars? I know I can.

      So excuse me if I am not all that impressed that Bill G after charging monopoly prices to billions of people gives away two or three percent of his earning to charity. I am glad you are so impressed though. His PR machine must be working.

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    14. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by mortonda · · Score: 1
      ow many other billionaires have given many billions of their own money for such purposes? Wait, i'll answer that: None.


      Say What???? Go back to history class, I think you missed something.

      There have been many Philanthropists throughout history. How about John D. Rockefeller? He was the richest man in the world for a while and gave away atr least $500 million. But take inflation into account, it's very comparable.
    15. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are a fuckin' moron:

      Gates has given away 22 billion. 1/3 of his fortune. That is less than the average American?

      http://www.beliefnet.com/story/34/story_3450_1.htm l

      He has also stated his intention to give it all away. Probably close to your scenario of give away 99 billion save 1 billion for the heirs. Maybe you don't think its impressive but it is.

      Gates is one of a multitude of power-hungry monopolists in the computer industry ... not unlike any other industry. At least he's redirecting that wealth to saving lives. He could just hoard it all like the Walton family.

    16. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Informative
      How many other billionaires have given many billions of their own money for such purposes? Wait, i'll answer that: None.

      Wait, here's an actual answer: a whole hell of a lot of them. People have this misconception that because somebody has a lot of money that they are evil. Here are some billionaires that have given, or have promised to give, a huge percentage of their estate to charity: Warren Buffet, John Huntsman, Sr., Ted Turner, George Soros, Eli Broad, and Alfred Mann.

      Also, don't forget the old robber barons (and family) who created some incredibly great things through their gifts to charity: Andrew Carnegie, John_Rockefeller, John_Rockefeller, Jr., Leland Stanford, etc. Stanford, Carnegie, and especially Rockefeller, Sr. were huge assholes in the way they gained their wealth, but gave much of that back to the people through important and enduring social and cultural institutions.

      These are just people I can think of off the top of my head. There are plenty of people that I'm forgetting. My point is that you can't simply characterize a person by how much wealth they have, either in a positive or negative way.

      Rich people are just that, people. Some are assholes, some are really great people. Some of them recognize that they are fortunate to be where they are and want to give back to the community. Don't be ignorant and assume otherwise.

    17. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I love people like you who decide for the rest of us Scrooge McDucks how much we aught to be giving away to charity. Thank goodness the Bill Gateses of the world don't give to charity in order to impress thankless people like you. Otherwise they'd see the futility of that goal and stop giving altogether.

      Unless you care to match his contributions, I kindly invite you to shut the hell up.

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    18. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by kjart · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot - having/exploiting a monopoly is a mortal sin that no amount of penance could ever attone for. Heck, he's given away 1/3 of his fortune (see other posts) to charity, but that means nothing since he used his OS monopoly to sell other products and because we all know that _software_ is the ultimate measure of good or evil.

      Too bad their is no moderation for +1 Self-righteous prick - I think that would be more appropriate.

    19. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 5, Insightful


      He gave to charity long before the trial. Stock does have a real value. So giving away lots of stock = giving away lots of money.
      He's already given away over 60% of his net worth which is way more than any regular joe I know.
      His foundation is his AND his wifes. Yes she has a lot to do with it but where does the money come from. Hint...NOT FROM HER!
      Their foundation (I just learned this today form NPR) is funding 90% of the world effort to get rid of polio. That's one effort of many but if they succeed at just that one it will be huge.
      It matters not what you think of MS and how he got his money. He's doing a lot of good things with it. His wife doesn't get all the credit either. His father also had a lot to do with it growing up.

    20. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      1) Bill Gates didn't give one cent to charity until after the trial started.

      Bill Gates didn't start selling off his Microsoft stock until he retired as CEO of the company. As it turns out, he was a busy man and managing giving away billions of dollars is ridiculously difficult. It wasn't until his father and his wife showed up on the scene and he stepped down as CEO that he was able to manage the process.

      2) The foundation is not Bill Gates.

      No, its the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. She brought a mid-level manager salary and a room full of IKEA furniture worth of assets to the party.

      3) Bill Gates does not take money out of his pocket to give to charity. He gives stock to the foundation which then sells the stock and gives away the money. Bill is giving away POTENTIAL INCOME not money he already has.

      Stock is not potential income - it has real value. Just because it fluctuates according to the market doesn't mean that its meaningless - by that argument, being paid in dollars isn't real money either because your salary fluctuates daily relative to the euro. The fact of the matter is, all of Bill Gate's money is in non-liquid assets. All rich people's money is in non-liquid assets, except for a few old-school European banking families, and their real assets are debtors note which are less liquid than stock is.

      4) Bill still gives away a smaller percent of his fortune then most regular americans do, he just happens to be obscenely rich due mainly to his lack of "business ethics".

      Patently untrue. His foundation has distributed substantially less money than he has given them, but that's by design. First - believe it or not, giving away billions meaningfully is hard. Most philanthropic projects look for grants in the million to ten million range. Each one has to be vetted and held accountable to their use of the money, or you're doing more harm than good with it. A management structure to handle that is amazingly complicated. At the same time, giving away all his money to various charities is incredibly harmful - for a decade, charities will receive tens of billions of dollars in extra income and then it will just one day stop and those charities will effectively stop functioning. Part of the purpose of the foundation is to ensure reinvestment of the estate to make sure that it can be a force for good over the next century.

      5) The bible is peppered with sayings about how the poor man who gives away a shekel is more moral then the rich who gives more. The phrase "give till it hurts" comes to mind and I don't think anybody is arguing that Bill is hurting.

      You can't spend money that fast. Seriously. BillG could say today "I'm going to spend 10 billion dollars in Africa by the end of the year" and the only way he could do it is to literally drop it out of airplanes. BillG has announced the intentions of his estate and he will give it all away, but in a structured and meaningful way instead of just wasting it.

      6) Many otherwise sick, deranged, sleazy, people have given lots of money to charities. Osama immediately comes to mind as does Ken Lay and a countless drug lords in south america. Giving away some small percentage of you money does not undo all the harm you have done. People who have gotten ill gains frequently give a lot of money to charity to try and win public support.

      Osama kills people. Ken Lay knowingly destroyed the financial security of tens of thousands of employees and countless shareholders. The CEO of Dow Chemical knowingly covered up waste dumps which poisoned hundreds of thousands of people. The leadership of oil companies knowingly apply political pressure to force a continuous state of war that affects close to a billion people. WalMart leadership (and Apple's if you believe the recent news stories) leverage sweatships and effective slave labor to pad their profits. If you assume every charge

    21. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Thank you for posting that. I get sick of the way that Gates is torn apart on this site sometimes.


      At his worst, Bill Gates was anti-competitive. Sadly, that's the nature of the computing industry. Apple, IBM, Sun, Oracle, and PeopleSoft are guilty of the same thing, Microsoft was just more successful. But IBM has spent the last 10 years outsourcing half of its workforce - Microsoft has hired heavily outside of the country, but has never outsourced a single American job. Apple is a retched company to work for, treating its employs like endentured servants (which is why I believe the stories that the iPod is produced in sweatshops). Microsoft is a great place to work with some of the best benefits in the country and comfortable salaries, both inside and outside the US. They extend their 100% medical coverage to all employees in all countries. Sun and Oracle run pretty much the same as IBM. PeopleSoft was, prior to their acquisition, a great place to work - they treated people decently.


      I can understand people disliking Microsoft products. I can also understand the claim that Microsoft's market position has slowed the rate of technical innovation, but I believe only slightly. OSX, Firrefox and Google can still exist and thrive in a Microsoft world (and OSX at least owes much of its origins to a Microsoft bail-out). Microsoft has acted aggresively against Linux and OpenOffice in terms of their salesforce and their marketing, but they have never employed any legal means at their disposal to eliminate them.


      Microsoft brought useable software to the masses, and for better or worse standardized a data format between the businesses of the world and delivered a solid, useable (albeit occasionally buggy) product that transformed the business world. They've had problems with security based on bad design, and by the way, spent three years not working on a new operating system they could sell doing nothing except plugging the holes and supporting their existing customers. They locked the world into the MS office format, people started to dislike it, they propose an open format, the world settles on a different open format, and they decide to support all of them.


      Not conforming to CSS standards isn't the same as genocide - people here need to get some perspective

    22. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by jacobw · · Score: 1
      Bill Gates does not take money out of his pocket to give to charity. He gives stock to the foundation which then sells the stock and gives away the money. Bill is giving away POTENTIAL INCOME not money he already has.
      Good point. Say, will you sign over your salary for the rest of the year to me? It's not money you already have. It's only potential income.

      The bible is peppered with sayings about how the poor man who gives away a shekel is more moral then the rich who gives more.
      I'm pretty sure the Bible also says something about "Judge not, lest ye be judged."
    23. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your last comment http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=188610&cid=155 44815 you said that that was your last post. Is this now your last post on slashdot??

    24. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need the perspective. Weather or not m$ killed real inovative computing is easyly detable, and quite irelevent. They did kill inovation they dident like. And you know why they dont go after Linux that agressive? First, they built Linux as a OS. They needed a rival for the courts, so they picked Linux, made up some stuff about how it is real competition (it is now :P) just so they could have a defence in court. Two, it would also be bad PR, they cant just buy it out like they do elsewhere, and going after it that agressive would mean suing people and they could easly look like the RIAA suing defenless people (i mean, common, if people are programing in their garages do you think they could aford good lawyers?). Such blatent agressive action could easly lead to anti-competitive lawsuits again (and they might not get away with only ruined stock this time). Also you have the technecle deficulties, the source code is already out. Even if you got it in court that the software is illegal, someone, somewhere already has the source codes, and there is nothing m$ can do sort of forcing Windows on all computers in the world, and deleting the illegal codes remotely, along with every other software that could recover it (this includes every other OS to, so you cant hide). Even then, a copy might still exist somewhere. So there is really nothing they can do short of making better marketing compains, because they sure cant make software (games excluded, for now).

      Also, Firefox is a peice of shit example, so is google and OSX. Google was in bussines and got the market before m$ arrived, even then, it was only to stop google from gaining market into m$'s existing products by using its search engine dominence. Firefox was just a IE wannabe, no matter how you look at it, it looks like IE thats been open sourced. Since it was open source, it gots features people want, and so is better then IE, but its still slow, and resource hungrey, and probably has lots of holes to. m$ essentialy spawned Firefox, it was Windows philosophy thats apparent in Firefox, and in the "one big program to do it all" attitude that arrose because of Windows and m$ and even Apple, and well, thats just say the entire software $$$ industry. Which in turn requires people to upgrade hardware.

      And everyone has a right to hate m$. It did hold back real inovation (but, as i said, it could be argued, but only because something else could have taken its place, but we will never know). Even if we ignore that, its no question that it cause a generation to become morons at computers, and technology in general, beyond what they can repeat from pure hype. I think it could be argued that m$ caused things like the cell phone and all "1000 functions in one card sized phone/pda/whatever" devices that further stupify people. M$ dident bring computing to the masses, it brought stupidity, which breeded more stupid things that stupid people crazed for. All this "m$ makes software anyone can use" is just untrue, i can tell you, any m$ software i see i can not use. Its just so unituitive. I mean, how am i supposed to tell the computer what to do? Where is the command line where i can type in something, and let the computer do it? Even if i dident prefer a command line, the GUIs from Windows and all its crapware are just so frustrating to use. What i want it to do automatically, it never does, what i dont want it to do it does. The "menues" it uses are just so annoying for anything biger then notepad. Even if we further ignore crappy UI altogether, its still impossible for "normal" people to install. I couldent install it, and i actually tried hard, i would take Linux From Scratch over a Windows install anyday, at least there is documentation for LFS. And even supposing people could install it (right, well just asume it came with and on their computer, thats really the only reason people use Windows, because m$ kept them hidden from what a "OS" was, buy extoring (essentially) computer makers into shiping it on the computers

    25. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I decide how much you give? How much you give is up to you. I must say though that for last couple of thousand years religions such as christianity, islam and budhism have suggested certain percentages and the rest of mankind for some weird reason have decided to try and live their lives by those religions.

      But hey take comfort. Satanism is a religion which does not suggest you give any money to anybody.

      "Unless you care to match his contributions, I kindly invite you to shut the hell up."

      I give a greater percentage of my income then he does. It certainly hurts me more to give then it does him. I truly feel that I am morally superior to him in terms of giving. Besides every cent I earned I earned honestly. That's not something he can say.

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    26. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "It matters not what you think of MS and how he got his money."

      Really? You honestly think it doesn't matter how you get the money as long as you give two percent to charity?

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    27. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Every day hundreds of millions of Americans wake up and go to work. They earn good honest money doing good honest work and they pay their taxes. Out of those taxes hundreds of billions go to provide food stamps, health care, heating oil, transportation, clean water, vaccinations, and a slew of other services for the poor and indigent of the world. Hundreds of billions. Furthermore the combined charitable output of those hundreds of millions of americans dwarfs Bills.

      That's the cathedral and the bazaar for you. I am more impressed with my neighbor who gets up every day and sits in a parking lot all day come rain or shine then I am with Bill G. If Bill G decided not to charge monopoly prices for his goods then those hundreds of billions of people would have a few extra cents in their pockets.

      Glad you are so impressed with his giving though.

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      evil is as evil does
    28. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      If I had a hundred billion dollars I would be happy to turn over a years salary. Hell I would be happy to turn over 100 years of salary. Hell I would be happy to turn over 99 billion dollars to you.

      I would still have a billion dollars and I think I would get by on that.

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    29. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Oh, I forgot - having/exploiting a monopoly is a mortal sin that no amount of penance could ever attone for."

      I am glad you agree his giving is penance.

      "Heck, he's given away 1/3 of his fortune"

      He has given away 1/3rd of his stock. Stock that he paid nothing for. Let's be accurate here.

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    30. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are talking about United States vs Microsoft, filed on May 18, 1998, then how do you explain the William H. Gates Foundation founded in 1994 (focusing on health issues in developing countries) or the Gates Learning Foundation founded in 1997? These two were later merged into the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. And he has not just given stock... in 1999 he gave $5bn from his own pocket. In 1998 he gave all his Microsoft Stock dividends to charity as well ~$3bn. This is not POTENTIAL INCOME, it *is* INCOME.

      If you did any research you would know that while he gave some stock, the foundation's endowments are immediately converted to cash. He has donated $26bn of his personal fortune, yes some in the form of stock, but a large chunk in the form of cash to charity. As for your point #4, this is approximately 40% of his current net worth. I don't know *any* other americans that give that much. He is only 51 years old, and has at least 10, maybe 20 more years to continue giving away his personal fortune. He is also smart enough to know that just giving random organizations money does not solve problems, and that giving it all away in one chunk would probably be a bad move.

      A better place to read about Bill's charity work

      Who is more charitable? The Rich man that gives all his money away, or the Rich man that gives a percentage away every year. In the long run, you know the latter will give away more money.

    31. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His foundation is his AND his wifes. Yes she has a lot to do with it but where does the money come from. Hint...NOT FROM HER!

      Male human beings will do all sorts of things to receive regular and frequent intimitate physical relations with a member of the opposite sex.

      I, of all people, should know...

    32. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Clearly, though, you feel that he doesn't give enough. What, then, would be enough? How many billions of dollars must Bill Gates give away in order to get your approval?

      My guess is that you (and most people here) will always demonize Gates regardless of any enormous positive impact he ends up making on the world. That isn't moral superiority; that's enmity.

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    33. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a shining example of a little bitch who deserves to get hit by a bus. Faggot.

    34. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      the market is more efficient than charity
      so how well has the market done in providing vaccinations to Africa?
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    35. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Not very well, but then it really hasn't had a chance. Most of Africa doesn't have a free market economy. In fact, most of Africa doesn't even have much of a public sector either. And if they don't build it themselves they never will.
      Giving vacinations might help in the short term, but cold hard restructuring of thier economies is what is needed if they are to get themselves out of the rut they are in.
      Of course none of that is going to count for anything unless we open up our trade with them and provision them with a level playing field by reigning in our large corporations, of which Microsoft is one such offender.
      The world isn't as simple as you think, you cant just vacinate Africans and think that will solve anything. You have to stop with the protectionist, anti-outsourcing bullshit and make our companies play fair, so that Africans can vacinate Africans.

    36. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by narsiman · · Score: 1

      By far the most insightful rebuttal. Folks, please brush up your knowledge of history of money to see how the carnegie, rockefellars, warburgs, morgans et.all. made their money. Compared to that this man is a saint. He made money honestly - didn't break a neck - laws did bend for him but still no blood was ever spilt !! .

    37. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      He gave to charity long before the trial.

      cite?

      Only because this is the first time I've heard that and the other meme is prevelant.

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    38. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      He started the foundation in 1994. The monopoly trial started in May of 1998.
      http://www.gatesfoundation.org/AboutUs/QuickFacts/ Timeline/

      View with suspicion popular the memes.

    39. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man you've got there.
      I didn't say it doesn't matter in general. I said it doesn't matter in this case. He's also given a lot more than 2 percent.
      So out of everything I've said you picked one point and asked an irrelevant question in response. Yawn.

    40. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diseases have been with us since the beginning, they're not going to go away anytime soon.
      Social disorder has been with us before we had social order, throwing money at it won't get rid of the problem.
      The earth has been home since the beginning, yet we can already prove that it is an unstable platform to live on.
      Polio won't kill everyone, but one rock the size of Texas could.

      The point is, foundations like Bill's are a waste. They are very adept at band-aiding humanity's chronic problems which is like putting a cast on someone's leg because they complain of knee pain. If you really wanted to solve human ill's you would give people more space to live, and that means space exploration technology research. A few billion could go a long way in that department.

    41. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks. I bet most of the confusion stems from the renaming in Aug '99 of the Foundation. My memory may be fuzzy, but I'm pretty sure the media at the time covered it as a new foundation with a large infusion of cash from Bill Gates. The Register seems to have gotten it right anyway.

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    42. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You said it doesn't matter. Why do you make an exception for Bill? Is is because what he did was merely white collar crime? Is it because "all" he did was rip off billions of people a little at a time?

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    43. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Clearly, though, you feel that he doesn't give enough. What, then, would be enough? How many billions of dollars must Bill Gates give away in order to get your approval?"

      I think he should give away all of it. Every cent. It all comes from ripping off people. It's all bad money.

      "My guess is that you (and most people here) will always demonize Gates regardless of any enormous positive impact he ends up making on the world. That isn't moral superiority; that's enmity."

      Osama funded orphanages, drug lords in south america fund all kinds of charitites. Giving away your ill gotten gains is a common tactic to win public approval. It doesn't impress me. If Bill really wants to impress me he could split up his company, he could publish the specs for NTFS, NTFS, DOC etc, he could provide a "save as ODF" feature to office. He could do a thousand things that demonstrate that he is no longer willing to rip off the billions of people who are paying monopoly level prices for his products.

      He doesn't do any of that because he still wants those billions pouring into his pocket. Sure he gives away some it but that's easy when you make ten billion a year.

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    44. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      No exception needs to be made for Bill because I don't agree that your assertion fits. It's not like he robbed a bank and shot people in the process. He was just very successfully competitive in a very competitive industry.
      There are two ways to think about it. If you are on the side that thinks his company was falsely accused you will see the settlements as all parties being able to put it behind them and move on. If you are of the mind (as I think you are) that MS has done a great wrong and was rightly convicted the fact that all parties came to settlement means the social harm has been atoned for. Either way it is behind us.
      I don't really think you will agree with me and that's fine. The truth is that the courts have spoken and those who feel they were harmed (wrongly or rightly) have settled. If you really think he is evil and just set up his charity work to get on the good side of public opinion why does he continue? If he wanted to he could sit back and be a prick with his money like Steve Jobs. On the other hand, Steve hasn't been successful enough to do nearly as much social good so it doesn't really matter.

    45. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "No exception needs to be made for Bill because I don't agree that your assertion fits. It's not like he robbed a bank and shot people in the process. He was just very successfully competitive in a very competitive industry."

      He ripped off millions of people by abusing his monopoly.

      "If you are of the mind (as I think you are) that MS has done a great wrong and was rightly convicted the fact that all parties came to settlement means the social harm has been atoned for. Either way it is behind us."

      I disagree. By bribing govt officials MS arrainged for itself a light slap on the wrist. To me this is nothing short of subversion of democracy.

      "If you really think he is evil and just set up his charity work to get on the good side of public opinion why does he continue?"

      Either because there are still many people who think that he has not rehabilitated himself or he himself feels guilty. Either way neigher him or MS have changed their ways. MS continues to be one of the most unethical and sleazy corporations in the world.

      "If he wanted to he could sit back and be a prick with his money like Steve Jobs"

      YEs steve jobs is a prick. I mean look at all the fucked up things he does. Now what does he do with him money that got you all pissed off at him again?

      "On the other hand, Steve hasn't been successful enough to do nearly as much social good so it doesn't really matter."

      It's been my experience that in the corporate world less morals or ethics you have the more successful you become. That's why the kind old man who runs the shoe repair shop in my neighborhood is till scratching a living and Bill G is the richest man in the world.

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    46. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      Like I said. I didn't think you would agree and that's ok. The system didn't side in your favor so you cry foul. Human nature I guess.
      Apple has been very successful using 3rd party slave labor to make a killing on their iPods.
      So even by your measure they are very unethical. I agree with you there.

    47. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Like I said. I didn't think you would agree and that's ok. The system didn't side in your favor so you cry foul."

      No the system didn't side with humanity. Instead corrupt officials subverted the justice system after taking bribes.

      "Apple has been very successful using 3rd party slave labor to make a killing on their iPods."

      Slaves? Do you have a link to that? I would be very interested in american companies using slave labor. I know for sure many american companies use prison labor in the US and elsewhere but I have never heard of using actual slaves.

      "So even by your measure they are very unethical. I agree with you there."

      Give me a link to apple using using slaves and I will agree. I wonder if MS uses third party slaves for packaging, marketing, pressing CDs, etc.

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    48. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Steve hasn't been successful enough to do nearly as much social good so it doesn't really matter."

      Only in the eyes of an IDIOT is Steve Jobs not "successful enough".

      What's on Jobs' list of accomplishments you might ask? How about being one of the few computer companies to last through Gates' tyranny? How about changing the music industry?

      No? How about giving one of the movie industry's biggest names (Disney) a run for their money -- and winning?

      You say Jobs is unsuccessful. . . looking at all the big-time animated movies, I'd say you're wrong. Toy Story/Toy Story 2, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, A Bug's Life, Monsters Inc. . . I'd say Jobs did pretty well for himself.

      Jobs might not donate a lot of money, I don't know, but he has certainly done a lot to make computing easier and better - MacOS has had speech recognition and other helpful technologies for quite some time now - and I'd say he's done his share to make the entertainment industry better, both with his flat pricing for all songs and with his movies that you know are "kid-safe" and are good family entertainment.

    49. Re:Speaking of monopolies... by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/26/ipod-city-admit s-labor-law-violations/

      Ok. So they are only forcing their workers to work and extra 80 hours a month for no extra pay. Forced free labor == slavery.

  58. And why not... by celardore · · Score: 1

    If we like it, or we don't, Bill Gates is still among the great businessmen ever - if not the greatest. He's gathered more money than anyone anywhere. Personal worth is $50billion and rising. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates_house for crying out loud.

    If he wants to slow down on selling us Windows, and do work for charity then more power to him I say. I'd rather have care charities than marketing execs.

    1. Re:And why not... by t-twisted · · Score: 1

      If we like it, or we don't, Bill Gates is still among the great businessmen ever - if not the greatest. He's gathered more money than anyone anywhere. Personal worth is $50billion and rising. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates_house for crying out loud.

      How depressing. Is that the only measurement for a great businessman? Money generated for oneself? No points for acting with honor? Integrity?

      The guy was admittedly brilliant. One of the biggest money-makers out there to date, no question. Squashed the competition, absolutely ruthless about getting ahead. And I'm glad, on the other end of things, to see a philanthropic side finally take over. But let's face it, as much as he's made for himself, he's cost others.

      I'll save my "World's Greatest" mug for a better businessman than Bill Gates.

    2. Re:And why not... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      By that metric, lottery winners are some of the nation's top business people.

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  59. Re:Obligatory First Post :) by hahafaha · · Score: 1

    (I know, I know, I will get ``offtopic'' for this as well)

    Nothing more pathetic than a FirstPost, that isn't anywhere near first.

  60. Sigh... by foamrotreturns · · Score: 1

    New Clowns... Same Old Circus.

  61. Out of the frying pan? by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess some could be excited about Gates leaving, but do we really want Dick Cheney, er, I mean Ballmer to be in charge of things?

  62. In a separate statement, Steve Jobs announced by grolaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    his latest Apple branded product - the iWin corporate management app. (co-branded with Bil-b-gone).

    Typical of Job's Keynote addresses, the iWin app is ready for the market and has shipped-out.

    Fashion designers everywhere are tooling up to meet the anticipated black turtleneck demand and are cutting the production of pocket protectors and short-sleeve dress shirts.

    Steve Ballmer was last seen applying for a job with Disney.

  63. Re:Ozzie AND Mundie? by Nesetril · · Score: 1

    Gates on his way out: "Ozzie and Mundie, I hope when I look back on your works, I won't despair".

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    Jesus said to his disciples: "If you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one" - Luke 22:36
  64. His real passion by valtoid · · Score: 1

    I think it is great that he will be focusing on his philanthropic efforts. The Foundation has done a great deal for global health in the short time it has been in existence. A person who has devoted the second half of his life to make the world better for all us is not an evil borg, but someone who should be honored and respected. Maybe a lot of you can not separate the man from the company, but I can and I believe that history will be kind to Mr. Gates and remember him for his real accomplishments of fighting global poverty, malaria and the AIDS epidemic.

  65. You're pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burlesque of morbidity.

  66. He's a Great Man by BTWR · · Score: 1
    Everytime there's a "Bash Bill" story, I praise the man as one of the greatest philanthropists that ever lived. I'm always flamed with "He only does this for PR" or the usual "I, random slashdot user, knows what Bill Gates ***REALLY*** thinks." I guarentee you that history will look at him as one of the greatest men of the late 20th century, and the impact of the Gate's philanthropy will be felt by billions of people on Earth for years to come.

    Good for you Bill. Keep pursuing your passions. Don't let these "Bill Gates = The Borg" idiots deter you one nanosecond.

    1. Re:He's a Great Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Philanthropy is the price the rich pay to avoid being killed and eaten, not altruism.

    2. Re:He's a Great Man by cranos · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, how does Bill Gates compare to say Nelson Mandela in the "Greatest Man of the late 20th Century"

      Bill Gates may be throwing a lot of money around to charitable causes,and he is to be commended on that, whatever his motives. However you cannot seperate Bill Gates the philanthropist from Bill Gates the business man. The man who spends millions on AIDS research is also the same man who has spent the last twenty years criminally abusing his companies position as a monopolist (and for those who are going to argue about this, MS was found guilty under the law whatever your opinion),

    3. Re:He's a Great Man by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      It's asinine to address Bill directly. I mean, Bill Gates kicking back and relaxing by reading Slashdot? Sure, he's a geek, but I still don't see it. Also, in the unlikely event that he is reading, what were the odds that he would let random comments from the peanut gallery "deter him for one second?" Your accolades, like the catcalls of other posters, are easy enough to brush off.

      I don't think Bill Gates will be looked back upon as a "great man". While he was certainly an important force shaping our world, he got that influence by a combination of business skill, ruthlessness, and dumb luck. His net effect on technology might have been positive, or it might have led the whole system down a blind alley filled with limited choices and badly interoperating proprietary technologies.

      He'll always have his supporters and his detractors, and his historical legacy will depend on whose interests the history books happen to be serving at the moment. Since they often serve wealth, I imagine that overall he will be treated well.

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    4. Re:He's a Great Man by Xuranova · · Score: 1

      Monopolies only matter to those on the losing end. Gates played the game better than most. There are people who have a problem with that. BOOHOO. QUIT YOUR B*TCH*N. If people were better businessmen, Gates would never have been in that position. Alas they were not and now we must suffer with a man who gives billions to charities at the expense of companies like Sun who couldn't compete. How will I sleep tonight? Very well actually.

      Lets not even get into the inherent issues that come with antitrust law...

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  67. Penance? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

    Some might say that he is doing this in penance for unleashing Windows on the world A noble endeavor none the less, considering that he could alleviate a lot of pain and suffering in the world. Although some might argue that he has caused enough pain and suffering himself through Windows, that pain is nothing compared to children DYING every day due to diarrhea or malnutrition. -What's the speed of dark?

    1. Re:Penance? by ElephanTS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this about him too. He's not stupid - he knows Windows isn't that good and that his wealth is largely undeserved. It's a recipe for guilt.

      I'm glad he does the charity stuff though and hope he manages to give most of his money away.

      One thing people don't really appreciate is that Gates' wealth is (to a certain extent) unavailable to him. If he pulled that much money out of MSFT the share price would tank and he would lose big-time.

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    2. Re:Penance? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      It would fall, but it wouldn't 'tank'. Lots of perhaps undervalued MS shares suddenly on the market, and even I'd be in the buying frenzy.

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    3. Re:Penance? by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      Quick google reveals:

      Bill's 977,924,402 shares represents 9.13% of Microsoft.

      I think if they all went to market the same day and everyone knew they were Bill's, you'd see tanking. Typical daily volumes are around 1-2m shares. Putting a billion shares through the market would take weeks and cause a freefall in price.

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    4. Re:Penance? by kjart · · Score: 1

      Where did you get the volume information from? Yahoo reports the average volume at 87,580,600 http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&s=MSFT

    5. Re:Penance? by ElephanTS · · Score: 1

      that's 3m or three months average, not daily.

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  68. Borge icon - Time to Gimp it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Borge-like image will need a new face (or likeness)!
    I nominate Steve Balmer!

    Anyone here handy with The Gimp?

  69. Ballmer's response by saleenS281 · · Score: 4, Funny

    When asked about his thoughts on this position change, Ballmer was quoted:

    "I'll fucking KILL him!"

  70. Re:Ozzie AND Mundie? by Nesetril · · Score: 1

    Or, based on the actual inscription, Gates says: "You know how great I am, Ozzie and Mundie. Now, you surpass one of my works."

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  71. Talking of Vista... by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...how many Slashdotians have noticed that the blog mentioned in an earlier story from a Microsoft engineer on the delays of Vista has been removed? It says it was without pressure, but I'd probably type that too if Steve Balmer were in the room, armed with heavy-duty chairs.

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    1. Re:Talking of Vista... by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      If you go take a look, you'll see that it's back.

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      *sigh* back to work...
    2. Re:Talking of Vista... by jd · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has implemented the Evil Bit using a flip-flop?

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  72. It makes me want to cry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates stepping down? ... you mean Willaim Henry Gates Jr., KBE stepping down?

    WhWHAHHAAHWAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA!!!!! WHWHWWAAaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WhHHAWHhAaaa!!!!!!!!!

    Look at me cry like a little baby! :'( :'( :'( :'(

    Where is my mommy when I need her?

  73. AC by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I see you posted as an anonymous coward. Good for you, because had you posted this under your normal ID, along with the intensely flaming replies made in this forum, a flaming 50lb bag of dogshit would be on your front porch by the end of the day.

    Way to protect yourself from the wrath of the Slashdot masses :)

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  74. Future Microsoft press release: Jan 2008 by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    Microsoft announces delay in delivering "Bill Gates 2.0"

    Microsoft is distressed to announce a delay in the previously announced (2 years ago) upcoming delivery of "Bill Gates 2.0". The original announcement was meant in good faith, but many issues have intervened to delay the roll-out of Bill Gates 2.0:

    • He got stuck in the "Vista bugs at rollout" meeting for an unexpected 78 days, one bullet point per minute.
    • He really wanted to explain why the string print int 21h call was NOT stolen from CP/M, even though it copies the ending "$" semantics. He spent most of last summer on this with no plausible results.
    • The bulldozers took longer than expected to clear away the mountain of shareholder bodies coveriong the Redmond campus, after their ill-fated "Last chance rally to change his mind".
    • As a last thing he wanted to fix up MSDOS 5.0 so it would actually be usable.
    • Spent most of each day working out, even though turned down for "Survivor 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007...".

  75. His foundation as a vehicle for MS is by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

    one of the best ideas of all time.

    After all, corporations want to be associated with warm fuzzies. They can start a charity or not.

  76. Historians by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    And just like the robber barons the 1800s, I have no doubt that Gates will be viewed as a wonderful benefactor of humanity a hundred years from now. Only the historians will remember how many people and companies he mercilessly crushed to create his fortune.

    Are you a historian?

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  77. Not to nit pick, but boards aren't always owners by spun · · Score: 1

    The way things used to be done was that the shareholders elected the board, not necessarily choosing other shareholders. The board then appointesd the President/CEO. Nowadays, most investment is done through institutions who simply take their money elsewhere if the don't like the board, rather than electing a different board. Thus there is little oversight, and in fact, there are many times where the board is appointed by the President/CEO rather than the other way around. This new style of corporate governance is partially to blame for all the recent accounting scandals.

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  78. Gates haven't won... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The battle against Microsoft will only end when Microsoft has been bankrupted (we're working on that one). Also, keep in mind that most of Gates' wealth is tied up in Microsoft shares.

    1. Re:Gates haven't won... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in order for you to win, the other guy has to lose. Tell me again how that makes "us" different from Microsoft?

  79. And in other news... by ijakings · · Score: 1

    Gates is also said to be taking a more active role in the Forest Preservation Association. Some within the organisation criticize him for putting chairs in danger by leaving ballmer without his constant supervision.

  80. bye bye by azote · · Score: 1

    Hasta la VISTA, Bill!

  81. New Slashdot Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we need a new icon for "Microsoft". I propose a chair moving at velocity.

  82. The Witch is Dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that the trouble will not be finished at least until Balmer is out of the picture. I also know that Gates will be staying with the company in smaller roles but I still must sing...

    Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
    Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

    Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
    Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
    Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
    Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
    Let them know
    The Wicked Witch is dead!


  83. He's gonna start another software project by em0j · · Score: 1

    His own Linux distro! :)

  84. Benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope this means he can keep his health insurance.

  85. Warning: object not found... by HalfOfOne · · Score: 1

    That's like worrying that Rush Limbaugh is going to blow his brains out. Methinks one of the key requirements in that statement might be missing. And before it's said that Gates is a benevolent man, buying your image back by helping the poor does not a conscience make.

    1. Re:Warning: object not found... by MsGeek · · Score: 1, Informative

      It didn't help J.D. Rockefeller clean up his soiled image to become a philanthropist. Everyone still associates him with being a Robber Baron and a bastard. The halo effect he got towards the end of his life for giving away half his fortune didn't "fix" his eventual historical legacy.

      The truth does come out, eventually. No matter what Bill Gates does to fix things, people will still remember that he made his way to the top by committing screw jobs on those who really did the innovating.

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    2. Re:Warning: object not found... by wildstoo · · Score: 0

      Do you realise you lose geek points for linking the word "those" to Steve Jobs but the word "jobs" to OS/2? ;)

  86. I wonder if this has much to do with Vista? by QuatermassX · · Score: 1

    Since I have no special information beyond that which I read in the trades, I'll speculate that Vista development has been ... challenging at best. More than likely it's been an evil slog and Bill can neither be proud nor happy about it all. I think he's going to be there to front the release of Vista, claim Total Victory and Mission Accomplished and then get the hell away from the mess and let someone else figure out how to turn Microsoft around. Reminds me of another national leader ... hmmm ... who ... hmmm ...

    I tend to think that he's a wicked little SOB sooo unworthy of his great wealth, but if Rockerfeller and Carnegie can go down as Great Americans, Gates certainly can. Build some libraries, concert halls, monuments, universities, give it all away and fund a cure for AIDS ... as I'm sure he will before he shuffles off to that great Blue Screen of Death in the sky.

    1. Re:I wonder if this has much to do with Vista? by obrienslalom · · Score: 1

      Sure it has to do with Vista. Refer to the /. article on Vista being the most secure OS ever....why would Bill Gates want to be associated with that?

    2. Re:I wonder if this has much to do with Vista? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But what if (just toy with the idea for a moment or two) Vista isn't the most secure OS ever? Call me crazy, but I think there may be a tiny possibility that Microsoft is saying positive things about its products that may not be true.

      C'mon, what are they going to say? "Vista is basically less secure than XP was, but we try to compensate for that by popping up lots and lots of messages." People wouldn't exactly be lining up to buy that, would they?

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    3. Re:I wonder if this has much to do with Vista? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In retrospect, my sarcasm detector probably went home before I did. Apologies.

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  87. screw the gates bashers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for the life of me cannot understand how dead set against some people are against Bill Gates. It's like he burned your village, salted your fields, and raped your women and children.

    His business practices may not have been fair, but it's capitalism. If you can't compete then go suck on it.

    I personally would rather leave Bill Gates with his billions. Who would you suggest have it? The US Government? So congress can give a taxcut to the other millionaires that won't donate it to the rest of the world? Would you rather his fortunes go to some rich bitch like Paris Hilton?

    The worst he has done is crush a few companies and their competition. Now compare that to the funding he's giving to AIDS research and vaccinations for 3rd world countries. I'd say the ends justifies the means.

  88. Chairman by Ritalin16 · · Score: 1

    At least he didn't announce that he was leaving for Google, otherwise Steve Ballmer would nail him in the head with a chair.

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  89. How many CTOs does Microsoft have, anyway? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
    CTO Ray Ozzie will assume Gates' role of Chief Software Architect, and CTO Craig Mundie will also take on more leadership responsibility."
    Does this exhaust Microsoft's supply of CTOs, or are there more in reserve?
    1. Re:How many CTOs does Microsoft have, anyway? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The reserve got either hired by Google and/or hit by a chair from Ballmer.

  90. Funniest /. goof ever by amichalo · · Score: 1

    The "offsite link" to CNN's coverage of this news is bad and it linked to this story about someone shooting a feature length film with a camera phone about sex.
      BONUS: there is a photo of a wrinkly old guy sitting in a chair.

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    1. Re:Funniest /. goof ever by amichalo · · Score: 1

      P.S.
      Actual CNN news story link here

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  91. Conversation just a few years from now: by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dad: "You can play your XBox 10 for another hour, then it's bedtime. Don't get assimilated by Microsoft Borg, boys. Ha Ha."

    Son #1: Looks at his younger brother rolls his eyes. "Er, we won't Dad"

    Dad leaves the room.

    Son #2: What's dad talking about?

    Son #1: I think he went to school with a guy named Gates who was always throwing chairs or something. Don't ask him about it - we'll get a long boring story.

  92. Burmese Day - U Po Kyin by H4x0r+Jim+Duggan · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of U Po Kyin from Georg Orwell's "Burmese Days".

    Of course, the gates foundation is about covering up mass deaths, not redeeming bad deeds.

  93. The End of an Era? by Banner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like him or not, Bill Gates did a lot for personal computers, and honestly, those of us who use them and even the world. MicroSoft wrote a lot of good compilers and a lot of good programs, and while many may gripe, windows, windows98, windowsNT and windowsXP were pretty damn good products.

    Bill was rare in that he had vision and the ability to do technical things, and was a very driven person. He was the guy we all loved, then when he got rich he was the guy we all loved to 'hate'. But I remember what it was like before him, and he really did help change the world.

    At this point the only person left from the original shakers and movers is Steve Jobs. Steve isn't much of a technical person, but he has been a visionary in the past equal to Bill. I have to wonder how much longer till he bows out?

    And to be completely honest, it makes me wonder what the next bunch of 'snotty nosed kids' (as my compsci prof used to call Gates, Jobs, and Woz) will come up with. Every time an Era ends, a new one starts after all...

    1. Re:The End of an Era? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the next bunch of 'snotty nosed kids' not Larry Page & Sergey Brin?

  94. Government's Response by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    At which point Dick Cheney said "Go fuck yourself!",
    and shot Ballmer in the face.

    Ha! Didn't see that plot twist coming did you?
    Man, this stuff writes itself.

    1. Re:Government's Response by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ballmer was on the way to recovering, when Ted Kennedy offered him a ride home...

    2. Re:Government's Response by plantman-the-womb-st · · Score: 1

      On the way there, Ted was hit by Laura Bush.

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    3. Re:Government's Response by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1
      "At which point Dick Cheney said "Go fuck yourself!", and shot Ballmer in the face"

      So Dick Cheney must be a gamer then.

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    4. Re:Government's Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [And now I, Bill O'Reilly, join this thread and say...]

      SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!!!

    5. Re:Government's Response by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      She was still Laura Lane Welch, not Laura Bush, at that time.

  95. Fate of Gates Foundation? by BenFenner · · Score: 1

    What security program should I start writing for the foundation first if I want to make the most money? A firewall maybe?

  96. no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but you will get a big fat homo

  97. The reason why they're waiting until 2008... by drgroove · · Score: 1

    ...is that it will take a little longer to properly fit Ozzie with his Borg implants.

  98. Nobody won by hellfire · · Score: 1

    In several decades, he'll be dead. And you can't take it with you :)

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  99. Finally by kahrytan · · Score: 1

    Maybe now Microsoft can get back to producing quality software products.

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  100. proverb by Tom · · Score: 1

    For some reason the proverb "the rats are leaving the sinking ship" comes to my mind.

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  101. Estate tax by lurker4hire · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Gates is either against or has no official position on keeping (or bringing back? I'm not sure what the current status is in the US) the estate tax. The prominent billionaire who's all for the estate tax that you're thinking of is probably Warren Buffet.

    Yes the B&M Gates foundation is doing good work, but I'm pretty sure it's more about Melinda and less about Bill, thank god he had the sense to marry someone with a sense of doing good.

    l4h

    1. Re:Estate tax by booch · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's Bill Gates Sr. who is strongly in favor of keeping the estate tax. (As well as Warren Buffet.) Bill Sr. is also a millionaire in his own right. Google for Gates and "estate tax" to find more details.

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    2. Re:Estate tax by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Gates is either against or has no official position on keeping (or bringing back? I'm not sure what the current status is in the US) the estate tax. The prominent billionaire who's all for the estate tax that you're thinking of is probably Warren Buffet.

      Nope, William Gates I wrote the book on the subject, Wealth and Our CommonWealth, and little Billy follows his father on this one. It's also the main reason for the Foundation- Melinda had the idea for the vehicle, but Bill wants to give it all away (asside from enough to keep himself and his family comfortable) before he dies- and the most his kids will inherit is what he did: A $100,000 startup loan.

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  102. Re:Not to nit pick, but boards aren't always owner by mjmalone · · Score: 1

    True... but (not to nitpick :) it is unusual for the _chairman_ of the board not to have an ownership position in the organization. Ocassionally this does happen, an example would be if a large institutional investor had an ownership position and a representative of that institution became the chairman of the board... but the point is that the chairman, as well as the rest of the board, represent the owners (or at least they're supposed to).

    As far as management electing the board, IANAL but I am pretty sure that the only way this can happen is if the shareholders elect to allow the management to do so. I'll agree that this practice is partially to blame for the 'creative accounting' we've seen in the past few years.

    My point was simply that being the chairman of the board is not the same thing as being an employee for a corporation. This is not a management position, per se, but is a step higher -- the guys who get to help pick the top management (CEO, CIO, CTO, etc), and make sure those guys are doing they're job. Basically, Bill Gates is saying "I'm no longer going to manage my company, but I will retain my right to pick who does!"

  103. Heartattack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not get it. Why is this man working himself towards a heartattack, when he do not need to work, ever. If I was Billy I would buy myself a country and bring a Nintendo, and some hookers, and beer.. what the hell, forget about the Nintendo.

    1. Re:Heartattack by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the design for the new Wii controller? His wife would definitely used them on him when she finds out about the hookers. He might be safer being beaten with a 360 controller.

  104. Maybe you can get a freaking Degree now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you can get your freaking college degree now, you bum!

  105. Not a Robber Baron I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ghengis Kahn comes to mind...

  106. Robin hood? o.o by Z80a · · Score: 1

    he sounds like a freaking Robin hood to me XD

    now just a weird question,when you donate money,you re actually buying a better life to someone else,right?
    so,if they dont use your money to improve the life of someone as you expect,and you can prove that,you can sue em?

  107. Future: Unknown by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1
    You know, I really DON'T KNOW what Gates leaving Microsoft (well, essentially leaving) is going to mean for the future. Gates, while he gave us the Operating System, never was too much of a programming genius. He bought DOS, and essentially stole the GUI from PARC. What Gates was, was a marketing, and packaging (anything that involved selling us stuff) genius. He sold us IE, he sold us WMP, he sold us Windows.

    Maybe Balmer (or whoever replaces Gates) will be even more agressive. Or maybe they'll do worse. I'm genuinely curious how this is going to turn out.

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    1. Re:Future: Unknown by morganew · · Score: 1

      Ugh! what is it with stupid people continuing to repeat stupid rumors!

      For the record, neither Apple nor Microsoft STOLE THE GUI FROM PARC!!!

      Apple took a license from Xerox in exchange for Xerox being allowed to buy shares of Apple at a low price.

      and in possibly one of the dumbest acts of licensing ever, Apple gave Microsoft a license for the GUI in exchange for an agreement to make Excel for the new Macintosh platform.

      All of this info is readily available on the entarweb. go forth and search!

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    2. Re:Future: Unknown by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1
      Either way, my point stands: Gates didn't invent it. I think that Microsoft was totally within its bounds to develop a GUI (if it wasn't I'd hate to think what would happen to X11...). It was a brilliant move on Gates part, that would launch a little program that would create one of the most recognized brand names ever (after "Coca Cola" of course).

      FYI, I am aware that what Gates (and Jobs) did with PARC and Apple was legal. If it wasn't legal, then Microsoft probably would have been sued out of existance (Xerox is no small company).

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  108. What OS are they running? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    The first one is always free.

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    1. Re:What OS are they running? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the free computer is running Windows doesn't make it any less free.
      I don't see a whole lot of Linux or Apple computers being donated.

    2. Re:What OS are they running? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's free and then there's Free. I wouldn't want a non-Free computer even if it was free.

    3. Re:What OS are they running? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Why does it not surprise me that thankless dickheads would look such a gift horse in the mouth, even when it has the potential to benefit an entire community.

      That's the kind of thoughtless, reactionary, religious zealotry that most people here ridicule.

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  109. Daily Responsibilities...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The company announced a two-year transition process to ensure that there is a smooth and orderly transfer of Gates' daily responsibilities"

    I know I wouldn't want someone else swimming in my money 'Uncle Scrouge'-style from Duck Tales. I'd relish that responsibility!!!

    Though I do respect him for his charity work, and wish him the best!

  110. Done by 2008, hunh? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    And vista was originally due by, unh....

    Well that means, if he's lucky, he might be out before the 2010 Olympics.

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  111. Does that mean.. by jofi · · Score: 1

    The OS after Vista will feature a game called "Chair Thrower 3000"?

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  112. We shouldn't complain by belmolis · · Score: 1

    This is probably a good development. On the one hand, Gates as Chief Software Architect has reportedly been a negative influence, unfamiliar as he is with modern software development and devoted as he is to thelegacy of Basic and DOS. On the other hand, he seems to be doing quite a creditable job of philanthropy.

    1. Re:We shouldn't complain by alshithead · · Score: 1

      I saw this in a dream...right after 6/6/06 Bill would leave the leadership of M$ to others because he has other duties to fulfill for his father Satan.

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  113. Re:Not to nit pick, but boards aren't always owner by spun · · Score: 1

    I should have made it more clear that I agree with your basic premise, and that I was just trying to point out that board members are not always owners. It should also be noted that the duties of a board member, even the chairman, are quite a bit fewer than the duties of a CEO. Boards are like back seat drivers, telling the CEO where to go, when he's screwed up, and perhaps pointing out that semi he somehow didn't see and almost ran into. Not nearly as hard as actually driving, and a lot more fun.

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  114. Lack of responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    According to Microsoft PressPass, Bill Gates will be leaving his role at Microsoft in July 2008.
    What, he's not even going to wait until Vista is released? Bastard.

    Well, it's GNU/Linux for me then.
  115. Do you think he really cares? by H01ym0ses · · Score: 1

    Look at it this way. He is stepping down as CSA, meaning he's relinquishing his authority (not completely) on design aspects of MS software. Whereas he will still in an overall sense be in control of the company. Yes he has the mark of shame associated with him for his past trangressions which many will not let him live down. However 2/3's of the country and possibly the world's day to day lives are only possible because of his software and developments (indirectly). Even you Linux/Unix and Mac people. Your system is still contributed from Bill's innovation. Like it or not he does make your day to day lives possible in some fashion. Look at this website. I'm willing to bet within the chain of servers that this site is on is an MS box or between you and them is an MS box or some other software package that is. Love him hate him, you still have to give him respect for making the PC industry the monster it is today in that regard. Without some of his pioneering software developments we wouldn't have the Xbox, yea Windows has always had issues, but still run on more pc's then any other OS combined. Have a good pseudo retirement Bill and wether we love or hate you you have to get credit for the monster the computer industry has become. HM

  116. Step down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i would say that any steps away from M$ are steps up... har har har!

  117. With MS's track record... by IW4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can expect him to be released around October 2012. Fantastic.

  118. Article titles by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

    Slashdot: "Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft"
    Wired: "Gates Easing out at Microsoft"

    Gotta love slashdot's speciality: inaccurate, sensationalist headlines.

  119. We have a suitable replacement... by GravitySpec · · Score: 1
    "CTO Ray Ozzie will assume Gates' role of Chief Software Architect, and CTO Craig Mundie will also take on more leadership responsibility."
    Wonder-Twin Powers... ACTIVATE!!
  120. Where's Microsoft Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They should have walked him out the minute he announced he was leaving.

  121. Commodore made computers afforfable by Werrismys · · Score: 1
    Not Gates.

    Commodores had M$ basic but that was it. It was the C64 that drove the prices down and the amount of memory up.

    Gates was the greatest villain for 20 years if we look into individuals and not political parties or organizations.

    He was responsible for more lost work and lost data than anyone ever. The burning of the library of Alexandria was a feeble effort to pre-emptively top mr Gates' effort.

    Not to mention wasted time, or cause for alcoholism and broken keyboards.

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  122. Robin Hood? by frazras · · Score: 1

    Steals from the Rich and Gives to the Poor... ...yet he's still the bad guy!

  123. Maybe I should have learned my lesson by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    .. and not stayed on slashdot all the time.

  124. Well... by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What part(s) of my resume should I brush up when applying for the job of "master villian and arch-nemisis of WonderTorvalds?"

    Spelling, probably :P

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  125. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They really need to add those to Slashdot, they'd make great new MS icons!

    Anyone who agrees, mod this up or I'll "#$%$ing kill you"! ;-)

  126. PC's popularity was inevitable... by raehl · · Score: 1

    ... the point of no return was Liesure Suit Larry 1.

    Hrm, I better hurry up and patent naked chicks on video iPods.

  127. Are you a woman? by Poromenos1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I resent that. Why is it that every time a woman convinces a man to do something (against which he might not even have had strong feelings) she's controlling him? You know, it's entirely possible that Bill wasn't too averse to the idea of donating some of his money to charity, and his wife might have just given him that nudge.

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  128. a more appropriate epitaph - by missing000 · · Score: 1

    "My name is Gates, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

  129. Email beta test? by grappler · · Score: 1

    Speaking of Bill Gates giving his money away, I was wondering about the results of Microsoft's email beta test. I'm still expecting a check, having forwarded a few notices to a few hundred of my closest friends. Maybe he'll be able to devote more time to that project now.

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  130. Gates = modern day Robin Hood by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Those of you calling Gates "evil", "villainous", etc, in order to belittle his philanthropic activities, consider this:
    The companies that Gates "crushed" were rich companies whose execs had become rich themselves.
    So Gates took from those rich fat cats (through unethical means, according to the Gates haters), and is now giving to the poor. That makes him a high-tech Robin Hood. And just like the government tried to bring down Robin Hood, they tried to bring down Gates. What say you to that? ;-)

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    1. Re:Gates = modern day Robin Hood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The companies that Gates "crushed" were rich companies whose execs had become rich themselves."

      +4, Insightful, eh?

      Right, the owners of those companies are all rich. I guess none of those companies were public companies owned by regular folks holding shares bought by their hard earned money or start up companies founded with blood, sweat and tears. Your attempt to make light of this with a ;-) falls flat when you include "through unethical means, according to the Gates haters" in your comments.

      Microsoft's practices are unethical. Period. "According to the Gates haters" is unnecessary.

    2. Re:Gates = modern day Robin Hood by srivatsar · · Score: 1

      So Gates took from those rich fat cats (through unethical means, according to the Gates haters) and probably created two fat cats for each one that got "robbed"

    3. Re:Gates = modern day Robin Hood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robin Hood took ill-gotten tax dollars from corrupt government officials and returned them to the tax payers whom confiscatory tax policies had made poor. The Shire Reeve (tax collector, or "Sheriff" in modern parlance) of Nottingham was a tool of the corrupt government, and therefore Robin Hood's nemesis.

  131. hard to not think of it as evil by sciencecneisc · · Score: 1

    everytime i hear about microsoft and bill gates i have this negative perception. then i read from a microsoft employee's blog about what's it really like there http://www.qbrundage.com/michaelb/pubs/essays/work ing_at_microsoft.html honestly, between gates and jobs, it's hard to think of them as real people. very hard. i'd like to just go up to them on the street and not be overwhelmed with fandom or anger. it's very very hard to shake the politics i've been exposed to for a decade. it was hard enough to stop viewing jobs as the bad guy when i switched to a mac! gates contributes billions to charity, competes with many companies, pushing technology forward. he's got a great house. he works with apple too. it's not so black and white. but emotionally, it's very hard to not hate or love jobs and gates :(

  132. The best thing is to see by geekoid · · Score: 1

    all the MS astroturfers come out and kiss Gates ass.

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  133. on your way out... by mike518 · · Score: 0

    take Ballmer with you.

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  134. $10,000,000,000 by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

    To charity ought to cover his ticket on the karma train...no matter who you are, that is a shit ton of cash given for human betterment.

    1. Re:$10,000,000,000 by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Well, lots maybe. But dwarved by what he won by questionable practices, and the incalculable side effects that his practices released in it & telecommunication, and eventually people's lives, are priceless.

    2. Re:$10,000,000,000 by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Standard answers:

      1) That's about 1/6th of his net worth. In some ways, it's a less impressive gesture than if somebody of far lesser means gave away 1/6th of his net worth. After all, how many people could give away 98% of their wealth and still be in the billionaire's club?

      2) It's a long-running debate whether such vast collections of wealth can ever be truly "earned".

      3) It's a long-running argument whether Microsoft got its money in ways that promoted the overall technology ecosystem or hindered it.

      4) The social inequities these vast accumulations of wealth represent are the root of many of the ills in our society.

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  135. Prediction by Tylerious · · Score: 1

    Prediction:
    He splits off to form his own Unix-like operating system and after a few more years will be rehired by a failing Microsoft, when they'll adopt the better OS and change the world!

    Oh wait, wrong multibillionare.

  136. Be still and listen to the sound... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of millions of geeks all over the world wanking in unison.

    1. Re:Be still and listen to the sound... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bukkake-party! Oh, I wanna come!

    2. Re:Be still and listen to the sound... by iBod · · Score: 1

      Kinda squishy and squelchy - ugh!!!

  137. chairman? by RelliK · · Score: 1

    I thought Ballmer is now the chair-man...

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  138. shocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my, let me put my shocked face on \0/

  139. The beauty of capitalism by ZoneGray · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the beauty of capitalism. No matter how rich and powerful you are, you still get fired when you screw up.

  140. first thought to mind... by smash · · Score: 1
    ... rats fleeing sinking ship...

    Correct or not... that was my first thought :D

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  141. July 2008? by AusIV · · Score: 1, Redundant

    If he's leaving in July 2008, does this mean he won't be seeing Vista all the way through?

  142. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  143. So, the brainwashing of Ozzie will take 3 years... by Locutus · · Score: 1

    From wanting to do 'the right thing' to wanting to serve the Windows monopoly. I guess he's tougher than I thought. ;-)

    So Bill, you finally lost interest in marketing snake oil have ya? Or is keeping your kids away from iPods going to be a fulltime job?

    LoB

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  144. Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by MikShapi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had the kind of money these guys carry around, that's EXACTLY where I'd be plugging it.

    Even for my smaller money, that is the one and only place I'd think of donating putting it.

    There's nothing even remotely on the scale of the amount of good to humanity in general, to EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US, that comes close dealing aging a blow. The amount of subsequent evils this would postpone, reduce or even, at some point, completely obliterate, from cancer to heart disease to any other form of our bodies growing frail, falling apart, and eventually killing 100,000 of us *each day*, is by many orders of magnitude bigger than feeding any number of kids in Africa. In the long term, even to the kids in Africa themselves.

    Every dollar in places such as the multi-million M-Prize competition encourages 10-20$ in research, if past competitions such as the X-Prize are to serve as an indicator.

    Every dollar spent on targeted research (as opposed to research for the sake of research, only stumbling on useful anti-aging applications by chance) towards fixing things we *know* deteriorate in our bodies and that ideas (that require research) on how to fixing them are on the table, is nothing short of helping humanity as a whole. In the most literal sense of the word. Every dollar there increases our (read: your and my) chances of benefiting from them and living *significantly* longer (read: more than the 5-8 years on average that the linear graph anticipates for us at this stage. 15 Would be great. 25 Would be wonderful. And if those 25 get us to the point when better treatments are available that can keep us vigorous another 15 years, you won't see me objecting to that either).

    Your sarcasm as put forth by the quotes is misplaced.

    Real Anti-Aging research (as opposed to the cosmetic/snake-oil industry that shares the same name) that targets aging on the cellular level, is the by-far single most important charity one can donate to.

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    1. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by rmpotter · · Score: 1

      Would you extend your wish to live longer to 6 billion other people on the planet? Could the world continue to feed enough oil and gas and out-of-season food to 300 million Americans who are hundred plus years old? Would you allow or encourage this nation of old people to continue having children (if that is possible). Would you send 19-year-olds to fight in Iraq (or wherever) while you lounged about in your 60th year of retirement? I'd rather learn to live well and put up with my 75 or 80 years (i hope!) and then let someone else have a chance. No doubt the anti-aging researchers will solve this "problem" and you may get your way. There may even be a handful of gifted people who will benefit the world by having an extra 50 years of time in which to work. But that will be the exception.

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    2. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by MikShapi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you extend your wish to live longer to 6 billion other people on the planet?
      YES.
      Could the world continue to feed enough oil and gas and out-of-season food to 300 million Americans who are hundred plus years old?
      YES, You can use thorium to sustain all our energy needs for thousands of years to come. I find your question about the availability of food amusing in light of your country's obesity epidemic. Seriously, we've reached the stage where food in any quantity is abundant and cheap. Space is also abundant for the near and mid-term. I believe the biggest resource issue will be power, but like I said, we have enough thorium to sustain us for a long time yet, and by the time it runs out new power sources will have been tapped.

      >> Would you send 19-year-olds to fight in Iraq (or wherever) while you lounged about in your 60th year of retirement?
      No. For the protocol, I'm an aussie, but we have our 19-year-olds in Iraq as well, and I strongly oppose it regardless of where I spend my retirement. I think it's neither within our national interest nor yours.
      I'd use the same dollar in pushing things like this kind of research rather than "liberate" Iraq from exporting oil in Euros.

      >> I'd rather learn to live well and put up with my 75 or 80 years (i hope!) and then let someone else have a chance.

      And I'd rather "put up" (I actually enjoy life. I like it. I don't just "put up" with it). and then let someone else have a chance too. but without the me dying bit. I don't think I need to die in order to make place for my two munchkins. Neither do I want my old man to die to make space for me. There's plenty space for all of us.
      Read the link I put up above. If people stopped dying of old age tomorrow (a very radical case we're not in any danger of seeing soon), the planet's population would grow by one large city per year. Hardly a change we would not have time to adjust to. Besides, in such an extreme case, people's biological clocks would effectively stop ticking and a large percentage of the population would not be pressured into having kids in the first 4 decades of their lives, effectively slowing down the birth rate and mitigating the growth rate. And that's before we suggested introducing more radical (e.g. china) or less radical (e.g. taxation) population growth measures.

      >> No doubt the anti-aging researchers will solve this "problem" and you may get your way
      No. The anti-aging researchers will simply allow you to live longer, and deteriorate slower. Society as a whole will have to find ways of dealing with the problems that will arise (and have no doubt, some major ones will, and some very fundamental social structures will need to be changed to accomodate this new reality, but it's something we've done so much and so successfully in the last century and before that that particular bit is the one that has me least worried. Our social structures are designed to easily withstand and accomodate radical technologically-driven changes), but that will be out of the hands of the researchers and way out of their depth.

      Debating it today, when the possibility to throw big money at it today is there is definitely not a bad thing. And the more attention this subject gets (and the more charity funds that get diverted to treating the problem and not the symptoms), the better.

      >> There may even be a handful of gifted people who will benefit the world by having an extra 50 years of time in which to work. But that will be the exception.

      That's bull.

      Do you have to earn some social merit in order to be allowed access to antibiotics today? (one of the major causes of our current average lifespan being roughly twice and a half again that of people two centuries ago?)

      No.

      Everyone gets it. Everyone has a right to live. Any other agenda will have its propagator voted out of office by the majority of the public in any free-

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    3. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by rmpotter · · Score: 1

      FWIW -- I am Canadian -- and I also just assumed you were American. :-) I wrote "put up" with -- I should have said "accept". I think I enjoy life pretty well, thank you very much.

      You said: "Do you have to earn some social merit in order to be allowed access to antibiotics today? (one of the major causes of our current average lifespan being roughly twice and a half again that of people two centuries ago?)".

      In a way yes -- it depends on where you were born, though doesn't it. We both live in countries that happen to have pretty good healthcare systems. Many do not. So many problems in this world. So much misery. Why not fix a few of those problems first and then think about longer lifespans?

      So, we'll have to agree to disagree on this one. You see death as a problem. I don't (qualified with a hope that I don't kick the bucket before I'm 75 or 80). If I get to live longer than that, it's a lucky bonus. I'm happy with that. In any case, may you live long and prosper.

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    4. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by MikShapi · · Score: 1

      I don't think you or myself as representatives of the developed world dying at an earlier age than can be provided by technology is in any way helping people who don't have access to meds in Africa.

      Remember that if it wasn't for broad commercialization of these in the developed world, they wouldn't have even the little that they do.

      Invest money in treating the cause of the problem, and you get a return (1/7th of the american national budget goes to health care, the vast majority of it for old people). If (eventually) people do not grow old due to peiodic treatment, you don't need nursing homes any more. Then, when you're not throwing that 1/7th down the toilet every year, woe and behold, you can feed african kids to your heart's delight. And several decades after we have those treatments, do will they, and you save quite a few of them too. Not everyone in Africa is starving, or for that matter jobless, you know.

      If we'll have no treatments - then we've lost nothing. If we will, I'd love to call you on your offer when we're 80.

      Do you want to die today? I sure as hell don't. I assume neither do you.
      Given my health remains intact, I see no day this assertion will ever change. Ever.
      If I'm 80 and medicine allows me to have a body wear-and-tear-wise comparable to a modern 55-year-old for the next 3 decades, I'm most definitely going to take that route. And were technology to allow it, I'd take it ad infinum.

      Death solves nothing for nobody. Read that last link I posted.

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    5. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by Apuleius · · Score: 1

      Dude, there is a world of difference between giving money to develop anti-aging treatments and giving money to deploy said treatments around the world. Ellison gave money to keep his own carcass ticking. Gates on the other hand is giving huge amounts of money to fight against malaria, which mostly afflicts children who are the wrong color. This is even though Gates will not gain even a minute of life from the money he's spending on malaria.

      If I were as rich as either of them, maybe I'd go the Ellison route, maybe I'd go the Gates route. But while we can all understand Ellison's motivations, we can admire Gates for where he's putting his money.

      Part of life is accepting your own mortality. Gates has. Ellison has not.

    6. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by MikShapi · · Score: 1

      >> Dude, there is a world of difference between giving money to develop anti-aging treatments and giving money to deploy said treatments around the world. Ellison gave money to keep his own carcass ticking.

      That is the plain sillyest thing I've heard anyone say in a long while.

      Never mind that you'd need money well beyond ellison to actually get this working, what Ellison contributed to is a research project that does with birds what the M-Prize is doing with mice. A project whose sole purpose is proof-of-concept. When that proof of concept is on the table, the flood gates open and money much bigger than even Ellison has will start pouring in. When people see this is actually *possible to do*, Rest assured, he's not the only one in this world who wants to save his own carcass. There's another half a billion americans right behind him in line. Big Pharma has been eyeballing this for a while now. So have a number of other mighty rich philantropists.

      Furthermore

      Let's assume you're the lab Ellison hired to do this.
      Better yet, let's assume you're even Ellison yourself.

      Let's, for argument's sake, assume you actually have a solution for aging.
      What would you do? save your own carcass? or save your own carcass and sell the bloody thing via retail channels to every soul on the planet, earning billions (something that I really fail to see as hurting humanity as a whole).

      Face it. ANY investment, in worthwhile ANY age-targeting research today, is helping every last human on the planet plenty more than any specific-disease solutions. Should a cure ever arise of it (which in my humble opinion it definitely shall, it's just a question of when).

      Every DAY that you save between today and the day a postponing cure is introduced that gets the first people into actuarial escape velocity is 100,000 LIVES SAVED. Per day. No malaria treatments can compare to that in scale.
      Moreover, you personally might actually be one of the beneficiaries. You might actually find yourself benefiting from the money Ellison has put down to "save his carcass".

      I'm not saying malaria should not be eradicated. I'm saying there's priorities, dictated by how many people die from any single cause. And the one currently topping the list by an inconceivably enormous margin is the one you're suggesting we ignore.

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    7. Re:Anti-aging "Philantropic" organizations by Cybrex · · Score: 1

      Sir, I applaud you. In reading this thread I found that you made every point I thought to make (right down to posting the Dragon Tyrant link), and generally more eloquently than I would've. Bravo!

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  145. sinking ships and rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A smart captain knows when it's time to abandon ship.

  146. Sadness by tkarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a sad day for me. My salute to a great mind: *salute*.

  147. He is Batman by joystickgenie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man when I read this I had images of Bruce Wayne and Wayne corp.

    He just needs more time for his superhero alter ego.

  148. B&M Gates Foundation is the vehicle for Pres ' by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    Is it any wonder he's leaving MS in 2008 to focus on his charitable work? I mean, that gives him time to run for US President as the "real" executive answer to Ross Perot for an American public increasingly tired of the extremists in the 2 Parties We Have Now(TM). Successful businessman, charitable giver... Of course, his detractors will say that:
    • He has a terrible record with security
    • He's just performing a hostile takeover of the biggest threat to Microsoft's monopoly position
    • He is conviction-less and, like his PR-based charitable efforts, is less motivated by the public sector than by the power of the office.
    • While Bush may be stupid, at least he's not a college drop-out
    Then again, his supporters will say that:
    • He has really, truly, produced jobs and made millionaires out of people, unlike Welfare State politicos or Trickle-Down economos
    • He would be taking a severe "cut in pay"
    • He would be "giving up" influence and power (scary thought)
    • Awww.... he's a harmless geek! Gootchie, gootchie, ***GGGAAAHHHHHH!!!! My Finger!!!! ****
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  149. Steve Baller Chair icon instead by VGfort · · Score: 1

    tahts what will replace the Borg-Gates icon either that or Baller doing the sweaty monkey dance, developers developers developers...

  150. Goodbye and thanks for ... by Sosarian · · Score: 1

    Goodbye and thanks for all the phish .... ing attempts from Windows zombie computers.

  151. CHAIRman by Keyframe2 · · Score: 0

    I thought chairman was ballmer? no? :)

  152. Clone by 97cobra · · Score: 0

    I didnt think his clone would be ready this fast.

  153. Ross Perot by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    And Ross was one of the best candidates we have had in this country in years, perhaps decades.

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  154. What does this change? by TehBeer · · Score: 1

    In a pragmatic sense, this doesn't change anything. He hasn't worked on production software for 15 years.
    If it is a moral destroyer for vista, then so be it. XGL and Linux is great and nobody needs windows anymore anyway.

    Maybe he finally realized it and decided to fold. He is a good poker player right?

  155. Foundations need goals, too by xkr · · Score: 1

    Gate's goal is 95% market share.

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  158. look at the big picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    For one, this requires a clap of hands for Bill. Moving to tackle a more complex issue that has zero returns on profit deserves some respect. I hope it works out for him & Melinda.

    Guys like Gates, Jobs and such are realizing that they've out lived the challenges of their field. Think about it, the challenges are not new nowadays [to them], and it's only about market positioning, ego, and politics. Really, I don't see any new wiz-bang discovery in tech for another 4 years at the current situation. Now only if Ellison would get the picture, we can move the industry forward, faster.

    As for Microsoft itself, they do know that companies live and die, and they see it--they're fighting for survival and playing fair isn't always the right strategy.

  159. or perhaps.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it possible that Bill Gates feels that Microsoft has seen it's best days, and it's best to jump off the boat, rather than going down with it? Or better yet, he is leaving now, while Microsoft can still support its gluttony, so that it will seem that the company was strong while Gates was there, but then died in his absence?

  160. Voltaire on Gates... by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    He was a kind and generous man - provided of course, that he is really retired.

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  161. Re:Holy Shit by ilikejam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could always use Slashdot AND digg.
    Somewhat surprisingly, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

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  162. It's too early to call Gates a "great" man... by BearRanger · · Score: 1

    That judgement should be made when his life is over. So far he's established his robber baron credentials pretty well. But we should all hope that he is as successful in his philanthropic efforts as he has been in business. If he is, he will be remembered with Carnegie and Vanderbilt. Then "great" will apply.

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  163. He is moving on to something greater by wizzard_tower · · Score: 1

    I just posted this entry to my blog:

    Thursday, June 15, 2006

        BillG letting go of the reins

    Today we (Msft employees) received an email from CEO Steve Ballmer informing us that there would be an important press conference this afternoon.

    Tuning in to the webcast, I found out that it was to announce that Bill Gates will be reprioritizing his life, and leaving his position as Microsoft's Chief Software Architect in 2 years time (2008), in order to engage full-time with the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation (the largest charitable foundation in the world).

    Bill will remain as Chairman of the board of directors at that time, but in a significantly reduced, advisory role, and in any case, serving as Chairman is very different from serving as a company employee, since he would be looking at the company from the perspective of a majority shareholder.

    I'm not at all surprised at this announcement, only that it took so long. After his late mother (Mary Gates) persuaded him to get into philanthropy sooner rather than later, and after he married Melinda French and became a father(which softened him as a human being considerably), I could see that he was devoting an increasing amount of energy and attention to building up his foundation, and that the foundation's work was where his heart was increasingly moving towards.

    The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation focuses on two big areas (to the best of my limited knowledge - there may be much more, and likely is, considering their endowment amounts to the tens of billions of dollars). They focus on 3rd world immunization and communicable disease prevention (through distributing and encouraging the use of contraceptives, etc.), and increasing literacy throughout the world (for example by providing local libraries with Internet-connected computers).

    I applaud him for this move. He has done great things with Microsoft, one of the most important being establishing a corporate leadership that is ready to take over the reins of the company and run it well. The first generation of Singapore's leaders (LKY's generation) took great pains to ensure a competent set of successors were in place, and that there was a smooth transfer of power. It would appear that Gates is doing the same with Microsoft.

    While some company employees may be a bit disappointed that their great leader is moving on, perhaps they may take some comfort in the fact that he is moving on to a much greater and noble cause. Microsoft has undoubtedly transformed the world with its software (for better or for worse is an argument best left to another time), but as Gates said (reminiscent of Spiderman), "With great wealth comes great power." Gates is now in the unique position of being able to dramatically improve the welfare and lives of the millions of suffering peoples in the third world nations of the world.

    I'm sure that it must hurt him to slowly let go of his baby. To slowly release the reins of a company that he has run for so long, that he has become almost inextricably intertwined with. Yet, his willingness to do this at this point in time shows his foresight and his realization that the time to act to better the world is not in the future, but right now.

    Bill Gates, villianized as you may have been by the rest of the world (in some instances at least), you're my personal hero, not for acquiring all the wealth that you did, but for what you are doing with it.

  164. Re:Not to nit pick, but boards aren't always owner by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1

    ... And since Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are the two largest holders of Microsoft stock, I would say that those two will decide who is on the Board of Directors, and what positions will be held.

  165. If I were Gates... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    Now that he'd be semi-retired around 2008, he should invest in a nice dark robe and put his pastey whiteness to good use. Isn't that right Senator Bill'patine?

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  166. Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think Gates is doing something no-one else can do. He's redistributing wealth from the first world to the third world and doing what he can to make the world better.

    To get his massive wealth he's done things that were dishonest and even illegal (Microsoft never could overturn the illegal monopoly decision).

    But - and this is the crux - if he didn't have that wealth he couldn't do the things he can now. The wealth would be distributed throughout many people in North America, where it'd be likely to stay.

    Sometimes the ends *do* justify the means.

    I find it bizarre to praise Gates - as a computer enthusiast for 25 years now (I'm 35) I've come to see him as a net negative in the industry. We've got a monolithic company, a software monoculture, a history of massive security holes and illegal product tying. I believe the industry has suffered greatly because of Microsoft.

    But I still see his charity outweighs any negatives.

    1. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by Pastis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So a charity with 40 billion $ is going to outweight a Software Industry worth of thousands of billion dollars. Now Bill Gates is a sort of Robin Hood. It stole from the rich to give to the poor.

      Drug dealers in South America also benefit the poor peasants. I guess the end do justify the means :)

      Let's be honest. We have no way to know whether Microsoft (and the resulting charity) had not been there, the world would be a better or worse place today.

      I personally think that companies like Ubuntu create more value for the people. All the people.

    2. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by Archimonde · · Score: 1
      He's redistributing wealth from the first world to the third world and doing what he can to make the world better.


      I think it is the other way around. In my eastern european country we have established MS company/distribution center. And BSA ofc. All MS does here is lobbying government to get every possible contract, telling/scaring users that only licenced software is ok etc. About 2 years ago we got new law regarding copyright ("Zakon o autorskom pravu"), and some passages are word by word copies of some generic MS eulas. There are passages literaly called (Digital) Rights Management ("Zastita podataka o upravljanju pravima"). I'm certain that 99.8% citizens don't even know what that means. I wouldn't be suprised at all if MS contributed in writing that law. But back to the point. You say that in a sense money from US is going worldwide? Yes of course it does, but the majority of money is going back. MS licences here are *more* expensive than those in US. Did I mention that our standard of living is way lower than in the US?
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    3. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by mcvos · · Score: 1
      Drug dealers in South America also benefit the poor peasants. I guess the end do justify the means :)
      Funny that you mention that. Did you know the US is destroying the livelihood of Afghani farmers? Problem is, their most promising source of income is growing poppy, so by combining their wars on terrorism and drugs, the US is destroying the economy of the country they're trying to rebuild.

      Ofcourse the Taliban want to help those poor farmers (although they weren't too happy about drugs before the US got involved).

      Now how did this discussion suddenly turn from Gates' retirement to the US' foreign policy?

    4. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I like what Gates and Microsoft did to the software industry, but I believe that if a large sum of money hadn't been centralised in Gates' accounts, it would have stayed with a great number of other people and less would have gone to the third world. We don't *know* that and can only judge on how the non Gates-Foundation charities are doing (laudable but strapped for cash because people don't give enough).

      I *really* have issues with the concept of "the ends justify the means" as well as with Microsoft generally (computer user since '81, Apple user since '91) but this is a case where I still say that if the net effect of the rapacious way Gates approached the software industry is that the Gates Foundation exists, then that's a positive.

    5. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Gates is doing something no-one else can do. He's redistributing wealth from the first world to the third world and doing what he can to make the world better.

      That's complete, undiluted, irresponsible, uninformed and delusionary bollocks.

      Context: I'm a "third-worlder": I'm Indian. Still live there, and I think I'm better off than putting up with whatever police state you have to "live" in.

      Case in point: our Minister for Information and Broadcasting (I&B) kisses Microsoft ass. He's not alone to blame, but he doesn't have the balls to give a multinational the finger.

      We had companies here, hardware-only businesses which would sell computers to the general public at approx. INR 10,000. (~200 USD) That's before the MS tax. They sold tham with Linux. This was an entrepreneurial holding, and they would advertise this sub-10,000 PC.

      One day those ads stopped. Completely. Just vanished off the face of this planet.

      Then a week later, we had an INR 13,500 PC: the same thing, from the same company, plus a "comes-preinstalled-so-it's-free" copy of WinXP Pro. This ministerial dude "inaugurated" the "launch" of this "consumer" (heh, look at Indian social demographics for a clue) alongwith a bare-ass morals Microsoft VP. And you have a new barrage of Microsoft ads, endorsed (complete with signature) by said ass-smoocher minister, trying embarrassingly hard to be ads for a computer.

      The deal was that we pay INR 3500(~70 USD) more for the same, no Linux, and this minister kisses MS ass on stage, during the "launch".

      So we have an approx 35% increase in price with an associated negative value-add (intellectual lock-in for the kids, bleh).

      I would definitely want to know whether this scenario elucidates what you so eloquently label (and manage to pull it off, too) as "redistributing wealth from the first world to the third world".

      Look, the money's lining someone's pockets at Microsoft, and people around here lose it. If you feel that tacking 35% over and above the cost of the hardware for more lock-in is a rosy, lovable way of making the world a better place, I guess you need to come here and have it done to yourself in the economic context of a middle-class Indian family (who really believes, complete with starry eyes, about how well their kids will do in later life if they starve themselves a meal everyday so that they can buy a peecee; economically, I'd qualify as one of them).

      I don't give a shit as to whether this gets modded flamebait or whatever, but it's the truth, and you can't change that, even if you tried hard to.

      No offence or disrespect, but get your facts straight before you have screwed them up so badly for yourself, and/or have learned to enjoy the delusion.

      Get a clue, dude - it's not that simple a world, thanks to such morbid, twisted people that suck hard at society and make it such a painful place.

      Yeah, I'm just 25, doing computers for 7 years. Whatever. Suit yourself.

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    6. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Hey AC - why don't you actually find out what the foundation does before you scream about Microsoft?

      http://www.gatesfoundation.org/default.htm

      Then consider this - if Microsoft were not doing what you claimed, would another company? Could it be that your system of government allows for corruption and lots of companies would leap into Microsoft's place if they could? I've heard of more than a few examples of Indian corruption (not that it's unique to India) and I don't see Microsoft as anything unusual in your allegations.

      I don't like Microsoft's business tactics, and I won't be placed on their side. However, even after all that I still see that Gates using his *personal fortune* in the way he does is a net positive.

      If you really disagree, outline to me exactly why funding research into HIV/AIDS and malaria cures is so bad or why immunising about 80 million children against diseases like hepatitis B and yellow fever. Malaria is resurging around the world but virtually no-one was tackling it until the foundation stepped in with their money. Tell me why that's morbid and twisted.

      When you understand what the foundation does, maybe you'll view it differently. It's not part of Microsoft you know.

    7. Re:Gates Is Doing A Good Thing by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      The foundation is not Microsoft, and Microsoft doesn't fund the foundation.

      The money comes from Gates' personal wealth.

  167. Hmmm by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    I see another possibility of him stepping down...

    Perhaps he's not doing an effective job? I mean, look at Microsoft these days. They have one of the worst reputations, offer little innovation, and is delaying Vista again and again.

    Then there's the little prick called Google, who's practically eating their asses for lunch.

    So, rather than continue losing, perhaps he's yielding power to someone else to give them a shot?

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  168. What a pair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    of fucking idiots that get modded Insightful. If anyone is allowed to do anything to get to the top and then be considered a good guy for giving away money that he hasn't honestly earned, the biggest of the assassins could be a good guy if he'd be affiliated to Red Cross or he'd create his "help the poor" organization. Hypocrisy everywhere.

  169. - the wicked witch is dead - Hurrah! by Helldesk+Hound · · Score: 0

    - the wicked witch is dead - Hurrah! /oz

  170. Your funny mod ruins it. by rkcallaghan · · Score: 1

    Maybe because the bitching posts have at least 1 +1 funny and you are neutralizing 2 Insightful mods with your weird settings? Here's the Breakdown:

    +2 Base (Good Karma)
    -1 Funny (1 +1 Funny Mod, -2 for your weird settings)
    +2 Insightful (Common Moderation)
    +1 Interesting (One more +1 from mods that turn off karma bonus so good karma users can still get +5s)
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    1. Re:Your funny mod ruins it. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I also mod all 'funny' down 2 by default. Not only that, I've modified the slashdotter extension with a set of regular expressions to auto-collapse those comments. For instance anything that goes something like 'I for one welcome our * overlords' is gone. Is this setup perfect? What if someone writes one of the most insightful posts ever and puts in a slight bitch about the overuse of that phrase towards the end? Gone; I don't see it. Oh well, I couldn't take some of the hive mind auto-responses anymore and it is worth it to me.

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    2. Re:Your funny mod ruins it. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      So why not go somewhere else for your news discussion? I see all the people who go "omg im levin 4 digg kuz /. r teh s uk, lol!" and the only thing I can say to them is "If you're interested in dupes, blog spam, and corporate plants getting their stories on the front page.. why leave slashdot? Hell, slashdot isn't really a pure news site, it's more of a news discussion site. Compare the comment system from digg to slashdot. /. comes out on top, every time. The "unlimited" modpoint idea on digg an AWFUL idea that gets insightful and interesting comments burried, I love pointing out where the Kevin Rose fanbois are wrong, and they always down-mod in force. If they put a rule in that you couldn't moderate if you commented, that would be nice. In the current Digg system, the people I'm replying to are down-modding me for making a good counterpoint to "omg bush suk kuz he did 911 rofl"

      Eh, this is an offtopic rant, but whatever. I love slashdot for it's commenting system that encourages at least SOME discussion, but Digg sometimes has an interesting link or a story that /. hasn't front paged yet.. *shrug*

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  171. bill gates is leaving and... by WeeBit · · Score: 1

    I bet his employees are already celebrating. Don't forget to order Bill a cake from Wal-Mart guys!

  172. Gates *was* a modern day Robin Hood, 20 years ago by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Good point, but there isn't a part of the Robin Hood legend where Sir Robin ended up in control of the Kingdom and started arresting up-and-coming RObin Hoods.

    Gates stopped being Robin Hood sometime in the mid to late 80's. At that point, he had stopped competing with the big boys and started to actively crush any smaller company that dared to compete.

    By the mid 90s, Microsoft had pretty much no competition in any area they succeeded in. They've kept that up for 10 years by actively ensuring that no one can rise from below. There haven't been any "rich fat cats" to compete with Microsoft in over a decade.

    Oh, and as for "Gates took from those rich fat cats (through unethical means, according to the Gates haters)"....

    Few people hated Microsoft back when Bill was beating the shit out of IBM and the like. Bill was the hero back then, and MS wasn't using unethical tactics (at least, not as often). It's very recently that Microsoft even HAS "haters", although if you're under 25 you may be too young to remember that. The vast majority of anti-Microsoft sentiment has formed since 1995 or so, or pretty much around the time that Microsoft had established itself as a desktop OS and office suite monopoly.

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  173. Another stat boost for Bill by webyeti · · Score: 1

    Looks like Bill granted himself yet another stat boost. +Cha and Wis?
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29743

    Geeked out.

  174. Re:Holy Sh*t ...WELL SAID Adole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agree 100% with Adole. Some of you just hate Microsoft and Bill Gates for no other reason that it being the hip thing to do among the uber geek. Im not saying this as some MS fan. I use both Linux and Windows at work.

    Bill Gates will go down in history as one of the most brilliant and influental persons of our decade. But whats even greater, is that the guy will probaly do more for poverty and famine in the world than whats been done in recordeed history. Sure he could sit back on some yacht like the goof at Oracle, but the mans going to focus everything he has toward doing all those things we all say we'd do if we had the money. More power to him, and what better person to do it.

  175. Re:Not to nit pick, but boards aren't always owner by ari_j · · Score: 1

    Here's how management elects the board... The President/CEO tells the shareholders "You should vote for the following slate for the board of directors." They do as they're told, because it's easier to do that than actually get someone else nominated and listed in the proxy materials, since election matters are easy to exclude from the company's proxy materials and therefore any contender has to front the cost of getting his name out to the shareholders.

  176. Number of pirates is NOT decreasing! by louarnkoz · · Score: 1
    The parent wrote: "For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

    The parent is not really well informed.

    The worldwide number of pirates is not decreasing. In fact, if anything, it seems to be raising. And I mean real pirates, the boarding-ships-with-guns kind, not the music-from-napster variety. Pirates seem to abound in the Sea of China, in the straight of Molucca, or in the East coast of Africa, where they attack cargo ships. There also are numerous acts of piracy reported in the Caribbeans, where pirates try to commandeer yachts and use them for trafficking drugs.

  177. Gates Fears Enron-like Judgement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now that the Enron verdicts have been announced, Bill Gates has seen the handwriting on the wall. He's stepping down in the hope that his past crimes will be covered up sufficiently (or prosecutorial statutes of limitation lapsed) by the time he exits in 2008 and a Democratic administration unfriendly to Microsoft comes to power. He will attempt to appear repentent by making further charitable contributions.

    I'd send Gates up the river for his leadership in Microsoft's destruction of multiple software development firms and the monopolization of the software industry.

  178. Notice by LParks · · Score: 1

    Glad to see Gates put in the standard 2 years notice. But seriously, people that complain that he's evil are misplacing blame for his role at MS. He does his job well, which pleases his shareholders. If you don't like the way Microsoft does business, then you need to elect Congressmen and Presidents that believe in consumer rights and disapprove of monopolistic abuse. Bill Gates is not to blame for a twisted legal system that puts a strong team of lawyers ahead of a strong product.

  179. OzzieMundieMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    July 2008? So...

    Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
    Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
    Half suxored, a shattered Vista lies,...

    And on the pedestal these words appear:
    "My name is OzzieMundieMS, King and King:
    Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    1. Re:OzzieMundieMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I'm a week late to the party, but somebody please mod this guy up.

  180. Re:He's not leaving + by lapaille · · Score: 1

    Ballmer says: "We will continue to hire the world's best technical talent".
    That's good. Just do that.

    (PS: And you'll notice there's no 's' at talent.)

  181. Scoble? by bazily · · Score: 1

    who knew Scoble http://scobleizer.wordpress.com/ had so much influence?

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  182. Ozymandias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ozzie and Mundie will continue to report to Gates.

    Ozzie-Mundie-Ass.

    Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of this colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

  183. Digg?! Re:Holy Sh*t by perler · · Score: 1
    I agree with you in all you said, but, hell, DIGG?! that kindergarden? here the most have at least a little background when they comment, but over at digg, my friend, you won't find windows vs linux flamewars, but XBOX360 vs PS3, Myspace vs. whatever.. hell, I'm sure, the half of those kids don't even know the word flamewar anymore.. ;)

    good luck..

  184. stepping down to play games by altadel · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Bill will wait to step down until a tech installs Duke Nukem Forever on a Vista box. Oh, wait....

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  185. Microsoft to control the $100 computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe several factors are motivating this life transition for Gates. First, the lengthy delay of Vista and its high price to consumers will make it a hard sell. Much resentment will be engendered by the populace, as well. But people will feel good about opening their wallets to Microsoft if they see Bill Gates doing nice things for people in third world countries. Second, Gates actually is getting a bit old for innovating much. Third, we are on the verge of producing $100 computers for citizens of third world countries. What better way to gain an upper hand on the decision of which OS to install on these computers than to get involved in charity work in said countries? Naturally, the needy will request -- nee demand! -- Windows if they believe this decision will ultimately improve their lives in ways that matter much more to them than owning a computer, such as getting clean water, vaccines, anti-HIV drugs, birth control, etc.

  186. Ever heard of Summer of Code? by SandManMattSH · · Score: 1

    Google is certainly not without its philanthropist activities!! Ever heard of Summer of Code? I have two friends that went there, and it was far from inexpensive for Google to pay for that. Those students learned quite a lot and had the "time of their lives." If preparing aspiring and hard-working young men for the rigors of an industry is not considered philanthropy, then I don't know what is!!

    As for Red Hat, they're not exactly rich. I won't say their poor -- they're definitely well off. However, they do not have the resources to spend huge amounts of money on charities.

    Steve Jobs -- I have to disagree here too. Apple donates a LOT of money to education in the form of discounts, free computers and software, grants, scholarships, invitations to events (such as WWDC), and educational competitions. My last school received a grant of more than $150,000 for computers and other hardware, not all of which was made by Apple (there was a mixture of macs and x86 linux computers). Also, my local library received 5-10 computers for free. I think Apple has proven to be a good community player as well.

    Other companies, such as IBM, Cisco, Oracle, and GE all donate large amounts of money to charity.

    It is important to note that these companies have done these things for years, without any need to improve their image or impress the public in any way, unlike Microsoft, which is often disliked.

    ~Matt

  187. Rat sees water, jumps ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News Alert! Giant rat sees water, jumps ship! Ok for all the Billy Gates luvin weenies out there, Bill stole billions of dollars by selling the same drone customers the same software for 20 years. He created a monopoly, and has milked the hell out of it. His EULAS are ILLEGAL! His business practices are HIGHLY UNETHICAL! Some say 'other companies do it' BULLSHIT! Some others might cheat in small ways, against other companies or perhaps in small ways against customers. Microsoft screwed everyone, both big and small for more than 20 years. Their crookery is worse than ENRON, TYCO, and WorldCom ALL COMBINED! So now the crimminal with the billions is giving to charity and some are yelping 'fer God sake, he's giving to charity', and I reply "WITH STOLEN MONEY DAMMIT! A NAZI WHO IS BENEVOLENT AFTER THE WAR WITH ALL THE JEWISH GOLD FILLINGS IS STILL A NAZI!!!" Microsoft is floundering, Gates sees it. He wants to keep his image 'as the clown who built the company, and now that it's failing --understandable since Gates is gone...'. What bull!

  188. Gates For President by jevring · · Score: 1

    This is just a preamble.
    My guess is he's planning to run for some kind of office in the next election, or more likely, the one after that.

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  189. For the greater good. by Ledsock · · Score: 1

    I see this as nothing but good. Here's why:

        1) Every company needs some fresh blood, even if they are the most successful company in the world (which MS argueably is). The reason is that without a changing of the guard they can become fat and happy. This leads to a decrease in quality and other issues. See also: MSIE. See also: Windows security. See also: X-box/X-box 360 launch issues.

        2) Bill Gate is trying to do something good for the world. Yes, there are many people who donate a larger percentage of their money/income/potential income to charity, but this is one instance where size does matter. True, someone who barely makes anything who donates $100/year to charity is doing his share of good deeds, but even 1000 people doing that won't touch what Billy boy could do without breaking a sweat.

        3) He is NOT going to be entirely leaving the company. I know I am going out on a limb here as to why this could be a good thing, but hear me out. First off, he is going to be getting more involved with a charity. Something like that can have a tendency to change a person. While I don't see it happening anytime in the near future, this could lead to a greater acceptance of open source from M$. Many people would argue that open source projects can bring technology out of the reach of the masses, due to cost, into a reasonable possition. If it wasn't for Apache, how many hobbyists would be setting up home webservers? Projects such as The GIMP allow people who can't afford PhotoShop to learn graphic design. OpenOffice.org provides an office tool to those who can't afford MS Office. If Gates realizes that these things are helping people, and he also GENUINELY wants to help people, he could open up to open source. I think his problem is that he views open source purely as competition, not as a symbiotic relationship where both can benefit from the advances of the other.

    I think that should cover it for the most part. I don't think Bill Gates is a saint by any stretch of the word, but I think that he still can redeem himself and his company from Microsoft's past actions.

    -Led

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  190. top contributor by john_uy · · Score: 1

    i would like to at least give credit to him for his humanitarian contributions. i read earlier from a website (i cannot find it, but i think it is something from cnn or forbes) that he gives a lot compared to other billionaires. they made a ranking that if these contributions were included to his net worth, it will increase the different from the richest guy to the 2nd richest.

    i haven't heard (maybe i'm not listening that much?) of other persons contributing especially in the tech industry. though they may contribute, but i guess not at a level with bill. since when did you hear rich guys of oracle, google, yahoo, sun, cisco, etc did contribute a lot? though i am just guessing, probably bill is donating to the others combined.

    here in slashdot, with probably higher salaries of readers, how much money has been contributed to the betterment of humanity?

    * well i am talking about the person here and not the company. bill != microsoft. this is where i give him credit.

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  191. Re:Gates = modern day Robin Hood, don't get fooled by Lobais · · Score: 1

    If everyone who's bought windows or office instead had downloaded linux and given the money to the poor, would they have got 10,000 times the money? Or 100,000 times?

  192. who modded this?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I doubt the PC would be quite as popular today as it is if it weren't for Gates.
    You mispelled 'PC running Windows'.

    In fact, I can't think of anything popular that ever came from Microsoft. They were just lucky IBM chose them to provide an (horrible) OS for their Hardware, so they could profit from the IBM-PC's popularity. Seriously, no one in the late 80s and early 90s bought an IBM-based PC because he liked DOS, it was rather for the available office software (which didn't come from MS back then) and the low hardware prices.
  193. Why we are all deeply in Bill Gate's debt by Budenny · · Score: 1

    The truly great thing Bill Gates and Microsoft did for the world was to enable the open hardware industry model. There were two elements to this. One was the IBM - Compaq lawsuit, when the bios got opened up. Gates seems to have had no role, or at least no public role, in this. But the other was entirely down to Gates, it was keeping the rights to sell the OS to anyone who made computers that would run it, and actually selling it and making it universal.

    It was this combination of things that led to the marginalisation of the model in which hardware and software are tied and proprietary - the model that Apple carried on working to and struggling with and losing market share with all through the late eighties and nineties. If this model had prevailed, computers would be far less usable, we would all be far less free to do what we want with them, and the world would be a worse place. We would have incompatible connectors, buses, processors. We would have applications that would only run on my OS which would only run on my hardware. It would be absolutely dire and horrible. So we should be enormously grateful to Gates for having wrecked Apple's (and more important its business model's) potential domination of the industry.

    Now it is true that what replaced this was in the short term only halfway better for us. But, in the Hegelian dialectic of the movement of computing history, the resultant domination of the industry by MS, with closed OS but on open hardware, contained its own contradiction and thus the seeds of its destruction, and after performing its historic mission, this phase will end up on the dustbin of history, and we will enter the millenarial new world of open OS on open hardware.

    We should all be enormously grateful to Bill Gates for taking us halfway there, and not be too critical. It was in the nature of the case that the kind of person and company who would take us halfway there, would be the one to be dragged kicking and screaming the rest of the way. They were not to know they were the instrument of history - still don't!

  194. You forgot to add... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Please contact your program vendor weekly to prevent this from happening to you.

  195. Software is just as important as hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you don't quite understand how it all worked. Compaq created the clone hardware industry, but what did all those clones run? That's right, they ran MS-DOS. Microsoft got burned when they sold BASIC to Apple for a flat fee, and ended up with something like 2 cents per copy. When IBM came around asking for an OS, MS insisted on selling licenses to IBM so they could also sell licenses to others. As it turned out that was a good bet, because dozens of other OEMs made clones of the original PC.

    Without MS-DOS, the clone manufacturers would have to have cloned not just the hardware and the BIOS, but the OS also. We would have ended up with an array of barely compatible systems. Instead of software running on systems from any OEM (like it is with Windows), software would come with a list of systems it runs on (like it is with Unix, where software might work on HP, IBM, or Sun hardware, but not SGI or DEC). You might buy software that is supported only on Dell, Compaq, and IBM systems, but not Gateway, and forget about your whitebox.

    Any company that went through the trouble of cloning PC-DOS wouldn't give it away to their competitor, so only companies that could afford to expend the effort reverse engineer a compatible version of DOS would be able to compete in the clone market. Nobody would be able to assemble a computer just by ordering parts because he would have to write his own OS.

    If not for MS, there would be more versions of DOS and fewer PC OEMs.

    The great thing about Windows is that it will run on almost any hardware you can buy, meaning that you are not locked in to any particular hardware vendor, and it will run almost any software you can buy, meaning that you are not locked in to any particular software vendor. It is a common middle ground that allows you to easily mix and match hardware with software. Hardware vendors only have to write a single driver, and software vendors only have to ship a single binary, and their products will all work on 90% of the computers on the market. Contrast this with Linux, where commercial software comes with a list of versions that it is supported on (probably RHEL and SuSE, maybe Debian or Ubuntu, forget about MyDistro).

    dom

    1. Re:Software is just as important as hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Without MS-DOS, the clone manufacturers would have to have cloned not just the hardware and the BIOS, but the OS also. We would have ended up with an array of barely compatible systems.
      You are absolutely correct. Guess what happened with x86 hardware in Japan. EVERY manufacturer had its own system. DOS/V, PC98, FM Towns, etc. Software was rarely compatible across systems.

      It wasn't until around Windows 98 that really consolidated the messy masses of incompatible x86 hardware in Japan.
  196. Gates the Humanitarian by iendedi · · Score: 1
    This will be my final post with slashdot, i'll be moving to digg for my news after today.

    This guy wants to quit his day to day responsibilities to give away his money to the less fortunate and all you guys want to do is bash him. Hey, I like Linux, I own a Mac and have tons of Windows experience, but just because you don't like his business practices or his OS dosn't give you the right to belittle him. Will you manage to give away 80% of your fortune before you die? Didn't think so fucktard!

    Give the guy a break, he's one of the few modern day humanitarians!
    Bill Gates has singlehandedly destroyed more businesses, careers and dreams (in our field) than any other individual in history. He has kept the advancement of computer science at the pace of snails, has extorted governments and smashed innovation. His primary product has, through neglect and incompetence, infected the Internet with hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of zombie computers doing all sorts of diabolical garbage.

    He is quite the humaitarian.

    That fortune he is giving away was stolen from the public through the most unethical of business practices. He never deserved it in the first place. And you are assuming that he isn't just doing the Rockefeller thing (creating legions of trusts and non-profit ventures that outwardly look humanitarian but are truly just a front for the mass accumulation of more wealth and power). I am skeptical.
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  197. Two years notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought giving my two weeks notice in at work would be long and agonizing, but two years notice? That'll drive you crazy right there.

  198. His tombstone will read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is now safe to switch on your computer

  199. Time by Neal+Saferstein · · Score: 1

    It was only a matter of time. Neal Saferstein

  200. Not quite, Compaq gets that credit by trigggl · · Score: 1
    Compaq reverse engineered the IBM PC and sold it cheaper. That started the compatible market and drove prices down. Bill just took advantage of the cheaper PC's by selling illegal software to the compatibles. They started off with MS-DOS, their own version of DOS that they sold independant of the one they sold to IBM. The only reason Bill did as well as he did was because of the cheaper hardware.

    If I'm not mistaken, Apple bought the GUI rights from Xerox and Microsoft stole that from Apple. Apple's problem is that they always had the most expensive hardware, that and less software. So, the IBM compatible sold more because it was cheaper and MS was your only real option at the time.

    I wonder why nobody tried to reverse engineer the Apple.

    I have never bought a computer with pre-installed software. I did actually buy Windows 95. That was a lot of floppys and I eventually figured out how to reinstall the OS from disk 2 and on off of the hard drive. This was before my introduction to the internet or Unix, so I didn't know any better. Windows 98 rolled around and I went to college. I got introduced to the Internet and Unix machines. I discovered Linux and haven't bought MS software since.

    It's ironic that Microsoft is busy trying to protect their OS from piracy, but the GUI is pirated from Apple(Xerox). It's also ironic that Apple moved to a unix(BSD) and MS is still trying to hang on to DOS.

    Piracy made computers affordable. That's all there is to it. Asta la Vista, Bill.

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  201. Rockefeller, anyone? by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    I guarentee you that history will look at him as one of the greatest men of the late 20th century, and the impact of the Gate's philanthropy will be felt by billions of people on Earth for years to come.

    Doubtful. Look at the historical examples. John Rockefeller pulled the same stunt of devoting himself to charitable causes in his later years, but despite the Rockefeller Foundation, Rockefeller University, etc., etc., he is mostly rememembered as a "robber baron" who abused his oil monopoly.

    1. Re:Rockefeller, anyone? by BTWR · · Score: 1
      Doubtful. Look at the historical examples. John Rockefeller pulled the same stunt of devoting himself to charitable causes in his later years, but despite the Rockefeller Foundation, Rockefeller University, etc., etc., he is mostly rememembered as a "robber baron" who abused his oil monopoly.

      You picked the PERFECT example to prove my point. I was actually thinking of the Rockefellers when thinking how Gates will be remembered. I have never thought of them as robber barons. I only think of them as the family that paid for my penniless father to go to Columbia University and medical school when he was an immigrant from Europe in the 50s and 60s.

      Did I say "everyone on Earth will love Gates?" No. And frankly, I don't care. But since there are millions who are helped by the Gates Foundation, and exponentially more offspring of these people who will be grateful, like me... that is why I think he will be remembered as a great man.

      (And don't get started on this "Bill Gates isn't the Gates Foundation" garbage. I know Mr. Rockefeller didn't write my dad a check himself. It was obviously "some guy" who read his application. Irregardless, it is Mr. Rockefeller who I give praise to. You can disagree with that, but it doesn't change the fact that millions and/or billions will credit Bill Gates as the equivilent to what Mr. Rockefeller was for my family).

  202. I'm thrilled as a stockholder by gelfling · · Score: 2, Interesting

    MS stock has languished since 1998
    Gates has been asleed at the wheel
    There have been no new products
    Everything is slipping even by MS's squishy standards
    No one believes what they say anymore when they talk about their priorities

    It's all well and good for Gates to give away his money but I am damned sick of him giving away MINE.

  203. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  204. It's a trick...get an axe by ChaosCube · · Score: 1

    Global health and education endeavors?

    That fucking bastard!!

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  205. Sports by trigggl · · Score: 1

    Nah, he's going to be the next commisioner of the NFL.

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  206. first of many rats to flee? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    Wow. Just after announcing yet another Vista delay, he gets the hell out. That gives me confidence in Microsoft and where they are going. Yeah - he's going to work on his charities. Just like Bush's staff 1.0 is spending more time with their families. Gates is and has always been a rat. Could this mean the ship is officially sinking?

  207. digg by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    I've never seen a tech site more full of ignorant classic typical Americans. Any opinion out-of-line with American political views gets completely thrashed. Fucking forget participating at Digg if you're a European, Asian, in fact, if you're anything but a while male American, forget it.

    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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  208. mod up please by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

    Please mod the parent post up.

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  209. Your comment made the newspaper! by geddes · · Score: 1

    Dude, Jon Peterson! If you read the Financial Times today (Friday June 16) page 10, under "Life without Bill: Nerds react" (the observer column) YOUR comment is quoted. Kudos. I think we have found finally found a comment moderated higher than +5, Insightful :-p

  210. You're correct by ylikone · · Score: 1

    It really is an injustice when someone so evil business-wise can now just leave it all behind and become admired for being a great humanitarian. I applaud him for giving away his money, but I won't really respect him until he makes MS stop fighting and trying to destroy open-source. He can keep pushing his lovely OS, but PLEASE PLEASE stop the bashing and FUD against Linux and anything that might be seen as possibly creating a dent in their money flow. Until MS changes it's ways, Bill Gates is an asshole to me.

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  211. I call bull shi.. by ganiman · · Score: 1

    2 years to make the transition smooth eh? No matter how big your company is, it doesn't take 2 years to replace anyone in any position. I don't buy this one bit. In fact this makes me feel dirty, I think I'll go take a shower. It sounds like a publicity stunt to me. Maybe they think the geek community will have more respect for Microsoft if Gates is gone, so they pull this stunt to make their stock go up a little which has dropped ~15-16% this year and continues to fall - which for Gates is a whole lot of cash. Don't give me any Robin Hood crap either like someone else posted. He's not doing charities because he wants to help people, he's doing it to create an image of a nice, caring guy who wants to give back to the community. If he wanted to give back so much, MS would open up a little and conform to standards. He'd try to cooperate more with the open source community rather than look at OSS as a threat.

    Two years is an awful long time and anything can happen. Any smart techie would know not to trust Gates/Microsoft, so why should anyone trust this? If by some small chance he will actually step down from his current position, it's because he's trying to get out with what he can and save his own butt from a falling giant.

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  212. Screw you buddy by ylikone · · Score: 1
    He has destroyed much IT innovation. He has fought (and continues to fight) open-source. If he is so humanitarian, why does he not work together with open-source and make things better for everyone? In the IT world, he is still a complete asshole to me and countless others.

    PS: this does not mean I don't applaud him for giving so much to charity

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  213. Bill Gates is Immortal by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    You mean his BSOD - Blue (Tomb)Stone of Death

    You ought to start a pool on how long it'll take some nerd to spraypaint his tombstone blue after he dies.

    Really though, unless he dies soon, he's going to live forever given his wealth and the march of technology. Maybe he realizes this and is going to be spending a good bit of his time exercising and getting some sunshine instead of sitting in a cave in front of an LCD panel.

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  214. Have a sense of scale by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    He's supporting efforts to eradicate disease. You punch out some code.

    Yes, open source is generous, but let's not get some aggrandized notion of self-importance here... it's just software.

  215. A generous thief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Billy Boy gives away money which he has stolen from others.

  216. What amazing PR by FifthCord · · Score: 1

    As this is my first post I'm not sure if this will be perceived as trolling, but anyway I am posting because I am astounded by the level of modded up posts either defending or pro Bill Gates and Microsoft especially as this is slashdot. Why the hell anyone would believe that Bill Gates is really just charitable and this is not him aggressively as ever, furthering the interests of himself and Microsoft with this foundation amazes me. Bill Gates is not leaving Microsoft, he has merely been delegated a greater role of furthering Microsoft in developing countries. In this BBC article he is quoted as saying there is a "common thread" between his work at Microsoft and the foundation. In undeveloped countries this common thread could refer to the influence his "charity" has on their governments to conform to TRIPS. For those of you who do not know what TRIPS is it basically ensures countries wanting to trade goods with the USA and other TRIPS countries respect the protection of intellectual property rights. Countries which do not conform can be disciplined with trade sanctions. And of course Microsoft's software is protected under TRIPS. An article written explicitly on the self serving nature of this 'charity' is located here. In developed countries this common thread also could refer the positive PR halo effect his "charity" has on Microsoft.

    Another aspect of this is that from the gatesfoundation website roughly a third of money grants have been for education (over 2 billion). Ok cool, but we all know what operating system they are training teachers with, deploying in schools and setting up wider training facilities for. Basically Bill Gates and his foundation are planting the seeds of Microsoft in the people and their governments for future profit. You only have to look at the history of Microsoft and the types of people he surrounds himself with to know that this is just business as usual. Bill Gates has not gone soft, he's only 50, why would a such a ambitious guy stop doing what his does best now?

    Bill Gates has made a twist to the saying "You have to spend money to make money" to "You have to give to 'charity' to make money".

  217. The Slashdot bubble by superyooser · · Score: 1
    he is transitioning from the persona of a despised, cut-throat, take-no-prisoners monopolist


    That is not the mainstream opinion of Bill Gates. Far from it. Most people view Gates as a glorious role model. According to a 2005 Gallup poll, Gates ties for second in the "Most Admired List In U.S." An Esquire poll of men that was published a few days ago rates Gates tying for second in "Most Popular Celebrity Dinner Companions." Gates ranks #1 in World's Most Admired CEOs of 2005.

  218. The perfect replacement ... by donak · · Score: 1

    for Bill Gates at Microsoft : Richard Stallman!
    Wouldn't there be some fur flying ...

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  219. Windows Licenses still isn't money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Givning away Windows Licenses isn't charity! It's not real money. It's the contrary, he lures development countries and poor people to get familiar with windows, and when get any money the only OS they know of is windoze, and they have to pay. It's no charity, it's a strategic deceptive behaviour.

  220. Dear god... I fear for non-profits. by neo · · Score: 1

    If Bill uses the same business practices he's perfected at Microsoft in the Philanthropic realm then his dominance of public works and charities will be assured within 5 years. The United Way, March of Dimes, and World Health Organization will all be bought out and combined. Any charitable initiative will be instantly bought up and integrated into the one true charity...

    I fear for the poor and destitute. You have no idea what is about to be unleashed upon you. Bill no wants to control those who can't afford computers.

  221. You're all geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're all a bunch of stupid shits who argue about issues in a 'website' that isn't known to the masses

    all of you should bask in glory, for your private humor forums/humor ring known as slashdot

    just smile, knowing that people at the beach enjoying reality don't know about the geek e-thug argue'ing on here you stupid shits

  222. Accepting death != living by Cybrex · · Score: 1

    Part of life is accepting your own mortality.

    Part of death is accepting your own mortality! To me, living is telling death to go take a leap, refusing to give up no matter how grave the odds, and reserving that last bit of energy in my body for flipping death a bird with my decrepit, withered, fingers. "Accepting" death is a little bit of death unto itself. Fighting for life- no matter how futily- that is living.

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  223. I haven't seen any bias in the mod system by Javaman59 · · Score: 1

    I strongly agree with you. This is a community of mentally alert people, who will poke fun at anything, the way mentally alert people do, but when it comes to serious comment they are fair minded, and genuinely curious. There is more informed, and balanced, debate here than anywhere I've encountered. Sometimes the mods seem to get it wrong, just like referees sometimes get it wrong, but I haven't seen any anti-MS trend in the mod system.

    Yes, I've been modded down (once) for defending MS, but I've also been modded up for poking fun at Linux

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  224. Off to Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The announcement of Gates' departure came soon after the annoucement of Al-Zarqawi's death.

  225. This is the end of the discussion. by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

    I'm sick of hearing this crap.

    You think you know everything about Gates? Read a biography on him. I have.

    You think he earned his money by being "very successfully competitive in a very competitive industry"? The bio I read ("Gates: How Microsoft's Mogul Reinvented an Industry - and Made Himself the Richest Man in America" by Stephen Manes and Paul Andrews) has multiple instances where he is pretty anti-competitive. For example when he ditched IBM and the OS/2 project, only to use the same code and interface for Windows. How about when he promised IBM that he had an OS all ready for them to ship on the PC, and then having to bribe a small computer shop for the rights to their custom, homemade OS.

    I could go on, but I won't. Just realize that you don't know everything about Gates, and he certainly didn't earn his fortune 100% honestly.