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Scientists Blocking out the Sun

Ashtangiman writes to tell us The New York Times is running an article about geoengineering in which many solutions to global warming include decreasing the amount of sunlight that the planet sees. The ideas are not new, many have been around for quite some time, however they have been relegated to the fringes of science and many have never been published because of this. From the article: "Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding."

428 comments

  1. One comment. by WesternActor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

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    1. Re:One comment. by acoster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heck, even the Angry Beavers did it.

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    2. Re:One comment. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you'll find that this topic was covered in an episode of Josie & the Pussycats (In Outer Space) several years before the inception of the Simpsons. The gang travelled to a planet with some aliens that wanted to extinguish the sun because it was hurting their eyes. You see, they had these gigantic eyes. The "bubbly blond" character recommended that they wear sunglasses instead. Everyone lived happily ever after and I'm sure a song was sung at some point.

    3. Re:One comment. by hackwrench · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the robots in the matrix thought the blacking out the sun thing was all about them.

    4. Re:One comment. by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh, how can the very first post be redundant? Anyway...

      Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies: the Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home...you must be very proud.
      Burns: [stuffing money into his wallet] No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.
      Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!
      [another button raises a shield over the model town]
      Smithers: Good God!
      Burns: Imagine it, Smithers: electrical lights and heaters running all day long!
      Smithers: But Sir! Every plant and tree will die, owls will deafen us with incessant hooting...the town's sundial will be useless. I don't want any part of this project, it's unconscionably fiendish.
      Burns: I will not suffer your insubordination. There has been a shocking decline in the quality and quantity of your toadying, Waylon. And you will fall into line, now!
      Smithers: [pained] No...no, Monty, I won't. Not until you step back from the brink of insanity.
      Burns: I'll do no such thing. You're fired!
      Burns: [laughing] Take that, Bowlerama!
      [stomp] Take that, Convenience Mart!
      [stomp] Take that, Nuclear Power Plan --
      [stomp] oh, fiddlesticks.

    5. Re:One comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Apple and Microsoft?

    6. Re:One comment. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Josie & the Pussycats...The "bubbly blond" character recommended that they wear sunglasses instead..."

      If I remember correctly, I think Suzanne Summers did the voice of the blonde pussycat on that show. Was Casey Kasem a voice on there too? I know he was shaggy on Scooby Doo..but, I think he was like the manager on Josie too?

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    7. Re:One comment. by Das+Modell · · Score: 1
      Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!

      I was thinking of that quote when I saw this story. I didn't know where it was from, though... I just saw it years ago somewhere.
    8. Re:One comment. by MLease · · Score: 2
      Uh, how can the very first post be redundant? Anyway...

      Some idiot moderator probably started reading the posts with the most recent instead of the oldest. Or maybe he/she thought that because someone mentioned The Simpsons in another thread, any further references were redundant.

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    9. Re:One comment. by BakaHoushi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Curses. Well, no big deal. We scientists will just have to go back to our other mission, building a tiny civilization from the bacteria on our teeth. Wait, what? Oh, okay. Then we'll just place a fake angel in an isolated town to simulate how it reacts to the end of the world. Wait, they did that too? Dammit! Well, how about we just go invent chairs that can't tip backwards or an automatic hammer, huh? Oh son of a--

      Screw this, I'm going to Vegas to get drunk and married!

    10. Re:One comment. by rlanctot · · Score: 1

      Exxxcelent! Smithers! Get me that lollipop!

    11. Re:One comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the moderator read the tags before reading the comments. At the moment the tags for this story are:

      "burns, simpsonsdidit, whoshotmrburns"

      Of course, the tags probably hadn't accumulated when the post was made.

    12. Re:One comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Heck, even Futurama did it.

      Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
      Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.

    13. Re:One comment. by Freexe · · Score: 1

      They never thought about building those solar collectors slightly above the clouds.

      Instead why not enslave the human race, develop new technology to extract power from the low level emission humans make, and built huge human farms to host all the billions of humans that are required to produce the power.

      Yeah that will make a good storyline...

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    14. Re:One comment. by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      i guess redundant because they filmed that post as an episode of South Park (Ep 86, Season 6: "Simpsons Already Did It") :
      Butters (as Professor Chaos) and General Disarray start to launch "Evil Plot 4-B", which is to blot out the sun with an 80 foot high by 50 foot wide giant shade. General Disarray informs him that they already did that on The Simpsons.
      plan after plan had already been done on the Simpsons :
      At the home of General Disarray, Professor Chaos arrives with the results of his latest scheme. He has removed the head from the statue in the town's square. The local news coverage reminds him that this same event occurred in a classic episode of the The Simpsons.
      ...
      Professor Chaos lies out "Plan #123-D" (monorail) for General Disarray, who informs him "The Simpsons already did it in episode 204(sic)". The Simpsons have also already done his plans #124-A (web site gossip) and #129-E (buried angel) as well.
      ...
      Professor Chaos is informed that The Simpsons have already done plans #127-C (soccer riot) and #125-E (shaken beer can). Discouraged, Professor Chaos decides he might just run away and join the circus, until he is informed "The Simpsons did it."
      ...
      Having watched all 132 episodes (sic) of the The Simpsons, Professor Chaos is hit upon a scheme that they haven't already done, that is to replace the contents of a cherry with "yukky, sticky mayonnaise." General Disarray comments that The Simpsons' scheme would have been more clever. When they are ready to leave to execute this evil scheme an ad comes on for tonight's episode of The Simpsons in which Bart is going to replace the contents of a chocolate covered cherry with mayonnaise.
    15. Re:One comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, can we go one story without the obligatory Josie & the Pussycats comparisons?

    16. Re:One comment. by ryusen · · Score: 1

      Your statement, just made me think of oen of Gene Hackman's best lines from the old run of Superman Movies: "For all their advanced culture and technology, you'd think these people would learn how to use doors."

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    17. Re:One comment. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's like the Daleks. Only recently did they learn how to climb stairs.

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    18. Re:One comment. by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      OK, but what really bakes my noodle about the whole plot is what exactly is driving the metabolic processes in humans that makes them produce more energy than a 100 watt light bulb. Humans need an energy source, food, to stay alive and continue to convert chemical energy into mechanical energy and heat. Our food comes from other living organisms, which in turn store solar energy in a chemical form. No matter how hard you try, you can't reduce entropy in what is essentially a closed system. We need sunlight to survive as much as the machines do, doubly so if machines are tapping some of that energy for their own uses. Wouldn't just burning the carcasses of the conquered human race be more effective in producing energy than trying to keep everyone alive?

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    19. Re:One comment. by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Even Microsoft also did it.

    20. Re:One comment. by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the robots in the matrix thought the blacking out the sun thing was all about them.

      No, it is about creating artificial scarcity for a naturally abundant resource - sunlight - so you can then sell it at premium prices. Imagine a giant shader that only lets enough sunlight through for plants to grow if the owner of a field paid a suitable extortion price.

      And if you think that this is unlikely, just watch what kind of laws the copyright conmen have gotten through. After all, it is only right that the people who regulate Earths energy input benefit a little for the effort, right ? Think of the children !

      When sunlight is outlawed, only outlaws will have suntan. And remember, if you don't pay for daylight, then the communists have already won. Free sunlight is socialistic, and that is the source of all evil !

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    21. Re:One comment. by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Or like Star Trek. You would figure that they would have something like seatbelts in the 24th century.

    22. Re:One comment. by toonworld · · Score: 1

      and Highlander II: The Quickening, they raised a shield of sorts that totally blocked out the sun. I wonder if it was solar powered? :P

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    23. Re:One comment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giant orbital Ray-Bans.
      You heard it here first.

    24. Re:One comment. by the+web · · Score: 1

      For years man has yearned to destroy the sun.

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    25. Re:One comment. by sankyuu · · Score: 1
      Uh, how can the very first post be redundant? Anyway...

      Redundant Corollary of Redundancy: even a first post can be redundant if you post the same sentence redundantly. ;)

    26. Re:One comment. by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      Of course, the Simpsons did it... but unlike blocking out the sun, there have been many thousands before who have made that grievous mistake.

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    27. Re:One comment. by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Here is one guy's idea about what's *really* going on in the matrix...it addresses most of the comments/concerns I'm seeing in this thread...

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    28. Re:One comment. by andrewman327 · · Score: 1

      How can the first post be modded "Redundant"?

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    29. Re:One comment. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      or he just got tired of hearing the same stupid joke over and over on every thread

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  2. Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Kid+Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    After all, Launch Solar Shade is one of the techs you pick up along the way.

    1. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but we need Advanced Spaceflight first - while I see spaceflight, I certainly don't see Organic Superlubricant...

      Plasma shards would be cool though. Best part of course is that if we increase the shade too much, we can just melt the polar ice caps a bunch!

    2. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Believers will probably vote against the proposal in the UN, seeing as how their bases are all in the middle of the continent and would rather see the coastal regions flooded.

    3. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see organic superlube.

    4. Re:Alpha Centauri to the rescue! by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 2, Funny

      After all, Launch Solar Shade is one of the techs you pick up along the way.

      From the cold, dead corpses of the Morganites. I'll brook no interference in the matter.

  3. Like... by jollyroger1210 · · Score: 0

    .....in the Matrix? Where are the robots?

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  4. "Nothing for you to see here." by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool, it works! :D

    1. Re:"Nothing for you to see here." by houghi · · Score: 1

      Cool is right. This blocking brings earth down to 2.725K

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  5. Whole lotta do about nothing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This won't be an issue after the world reaches peak oil production, since humanity will lack the energy to pollute on a massive scale. (and no dirty old coal is not going to replace light sweet crude)

    1. Re:Whole lotta do about nothing ... by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

      Umm:

      So-called Peak Oil is still a long long way off.
      We'll retain PLENTY of ways to pollute and despoil - don't worry on that count.
      Dirty Coal **IS** sweet light crude. Easy to do.

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  6. slashdot already did it... by EddieBurkett · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    1. Re:slashdot already did it... by molo · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Global dimming is due to absorption/reflection of the sunlight in the atmosphere (more absorption than reflection). This is increasing due to pollution. The energy still reaches the earth's atmosphere. The purpose of this proposal is to prevent a portion of the energy from hitting the earth, quite a bit different.

      -molo

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  7. and.... by zxnos · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...this impacts floura/fauna how? last i checked a lot of stuff here needed the sun to live... start shortening the growing season by enough to cool the planet. sounds like a bad idea.

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    1. Re:and.... by Nesetril · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am worried more about the vampires, who will reign supreme if there is no more daylight.

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    2. Re:and.... by daniil · · Score: 1

      ...this impacts floura/fauna how?

      They'll have to adapt to the change -- which, I've been told, they're quite good at.

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    3. Re:and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They already do; Look at d.c.. Can you not feel your life being sucked out?

    4. Re:and.... by Niebieski · · Score: 1

      The title is misleading and you obviously have not rtfa...

      Only one proposal (and not the smartest) had to do with a "Simpsons-like" shade. The others are quite clever and involve reducing the amount of radiation (i.e. heat) that earth received from the sun, carbon pools, etc.

    5. Re:and.... by ozeki · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because evolution is such a speedy process.

    6. Re:and.... by john82 · · Score: 0

      Let's go back to biology, shall we?

      Photosynthesis varies relative to visible wavelengths. In general though, it takes a nose dive around 650 nm (wavelength). Heat though doesn't come from the visible spectrum, it's in the infrared. That's between 750 and 1000 nm.

    7. Re:and.... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Since we're talking about a tiny percentage difference in the amount of arriving light - on an ongoing basis - rather than darkness at noon, they'll deal with it like they deal with a trace of cloud cover, a little bit of dust on the leaves, a bit of shadow from a much taller plant that isn't quite positioned right to shade them.

      In other words, nothing they don't handle already.

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    8. Re:and.... by daniil · · Score: 1

      ...just like any solution used would have an instant effect on the climate.

      Adaptation doesn't necessarily mean that a plant would become more resistant to cold or evolve to need less sunlight. At first, both the plants and the animals would migrate to warmer/lighter areas.

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    9. Re:and.... by jmccay · · Score: 0

      This really scares me. Do they realise what can happen if they make a mistake? What happens if they mess up and block too much sun? Then there's the chance that they will try and charge us for the service of saving us. Scientists need to leave the labs once & a while. They REALLY need to think about this stuff from a different point of view because theirs is totally messed up. I rank this up there with trying to create black holes on Earth. What happens if you mess up?

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    10. Re:and.... by zerblat · · Score: 2, Informative
      Quoting the Wikipedia article that you linked:
      Infrared radiation is popularly known as "heat" or perhaps "heat radiation," since many physics teachers traditionally attribute all radiant heating to infrared light. This is wrong, and is a very widespread misconception. Light or electromagnetic waves of any frequency will heat surfaces which absorb it. IR light from the sun only accounts for 50% of the heating of the Earth, the rest is caused by visible light.
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    11. Re:and.... by Mozk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah those plants and their damn migratory routes.

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    12. Re:and.... by LindseyJ · · Score: 0

      I find it hilarious that this is modded Insightful.

    13. Re:and.... by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I rank this up there with trying to create black holes on Earth. What happens if you mess up?

      The gravity of the situation becomes crushing ?-)

      Well, what actually happens is that the BH will vaporize into pure energy near-instantly due to Hawking's radiation. This creates an explosion whose size depends on the mass of the hole.

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    14. Re:and.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Which would you prefer to be aimed at you? A blue laser or an infrared one with the same luminosity?

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  8. Warming by PresidentEnder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given that the most reasonable "something-other-than-humans-caused" global warming hypothesis I've heard so far is that the sun's energy output is increasing, (incindentally, this would also explain Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming), this seems like exactly the way to go. A more direct and exact correction could not be found (if this is, in fact, the cause of global warming) without changing the energy output of the sun manually, which is to my knowledge impossible.

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    1. Re:Warming by Intron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance? Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle the variation is less than 1%.

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    2. Re:Warming by ndansmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Given that the most reasonable "something-other-than-humans-caused" global warming hypothesis I've heard so far is that the sun's energy output is increasing, (incindentally, this would also explain Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming), this seems like exactly the way to go.

      Actually, I am pretty sure that Martian global warming is caused by those two little SUVs we have driving around up there.

    3. Re:Warming by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Eh, we need to learn weather control at this point regardless of global warming and whatnot. Our population is too large and our value on human life too high to let god keep smacking us about whenever he rolls over in his sleep. Global temperature is just one aspect of what we need to learn to control.

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    4. Re:Warming by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Martian global warming, which by some evidence matches terrestrial warming

      Think of the effects this will have on the Buggalo!

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    5. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Rumsfield and Cheney say this is so; Good enough for the republican party, so it must be good enough for you. lol

    6. Re:Warming by Gnavpot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle [nasa.gov] the variation is less than 1%.
      Huh? When I was a child, that cycle was 11 years. If it is 14 years now, something is definitely changing.
    7. Re:Warming by got2liv4him · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I am still looking for a reputable scientist that believes in global warming, and isn't caught up in the hype.

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    8. Re:Warming by praksys · · Score: 4, Informative

      From space.com

      "In what could be the simplest explanation for one component of global warming, a new study shows the Sun's radiation has increased by .05 percent per decade since the late 1970s.

      The increase would only be significant to Earth's climate if it has been going on for a century or more, said study leader Richard Willson, a Columbia University researcher also affiliated with NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies.

      The Sun's increasing output has only been monitored with precision since satellite technology allowed necessary observations. Willson is not sure if the trend extends further back in time, but other studies suggest it does."

      Note that he doesn't claim that changes in the Sun's energy output have caused most of the observed global warming, just that such changes could explain global warming.

    9. Re:Warming by FST777 · · Score: 1

      OTOH, if the hypothesis that humans caused global warming is correct, this is definitely not the way to go. It would only be a temporary solution, giving human kind an excuses to further pollute our planet.

      I'm terrified by the idea that science is giving us a possible solution without exactly knowing the implications. There are far to many ways in which this could go either wrong or right, IMHO.

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    10. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, on the one hand the sun has been around for billions of years and your theory is that in the last number of years the sun has increased its output. On the other hand human industries, cars, and pollution have increased by magnitudes over the last 100 years. The implication that the sun is changing by any significant amount is ridiculous when you think about how long it has been around.

    11. Re:Warming by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Informative

      I recommend reading the Wikipedia article on Global Warming. Once you do, follow the links to other articles such as Global Cooling and Global Warming Controversy. The last article I mentioned has a section Listing supporters of global warming and also detractors. I recently went through the list of detractors and read what their opinions are (there are articles on some of those people on Wikipedia). As it turns out, the people who don't support global warming still claim that the earth is getting hotter: they only debate the percentage of human influence involved.

      There's a good week's worth of reading in there, and I am far from finished. But it is quite informative. Really, the only question is when will this become a problem. Because even if you eliminate mankind, the earth is in a warm cycle, and historically, those cycles tend to wipe out major organisms.

    12. Re:Warming by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      I am still looking for a reputable scientist that believes in global warming, and isn't caught up in the hype.

      A few are quoted in this article, as are other people directly affected today:

      http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0409/featu re2/fulltext.html

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    13. Re:Warming by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

      Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance?

      This has the names of some of the non-US scientists reporting it.

      I am still inclined to believe it is a combination of many factors,
      even the weakening and polar reversal of the earth's own magnetic field.

      The large increase in activity in the ring of fire, and underwater volcanoes.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2004/07/18/wsun18.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/07/18/i xnewstop.html

      Thanks,
      Ex-MislTech

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    14. Re:Warming by Morinaga · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Here's another citing NASA scientists: http://www.heartland.org/Article.cfm?artId=17977

      The planet Mars is undergoing significant global warming, new data from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) show, lending support to many climatologists' claims that the Earth's modest warming during the past century is due primarily to a recent upsurge in solar energy.
    15. Re:Warming by debrain · · Score: 1
      Huh? When I was a child, that cycle was 11 years. If it is 14 years now, something is definitely changing.

      Well, I guess that depends on how old you are. :o)
    16. Re:Warming by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who gives a shit if humans are causing it. We can't stop being human. The only solution is planetary engineering.

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    17. Re:Warming by edis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sun provided Earth with energy for a long, long time. This energy was captured and accumulated in certain important degree.

      Today, man is looking out for more and more of it (energy), largely to make more and more of shorter lifespan stuff in China, also to satisfy increasing standard daily-comfort-set for expanding participants of global well-being. This wealth is not diamonds and gold - it is very prosaic, material; manufacturing and using this ever growing mass of shorter lifespan comfort tools is accompanied with releasing significant increase of formerly accumulated energy.

      Unfortunately, comfort expectations themselves tend to increase, and almost every person would try to extend and protect comfort, he could achieve. Also, mobility, global tendencies in todays world blur former boundaries of who was capable to have what. The same, not long before poor, China is increasingly serving world to get in return chance to convert nearly each fourth human being into consumer of certain sort. Not much against that, principally, but we have to be very careful and insightful to run all this process so, that mankind wouldn't be sorry after a while. People have quite developed brain and elaborated communication tools - all this could be useful.

      As a footer note: reading article I was kicked by this idea, that if melting ice is very first and noticable problem to overcome, perhaps focusing on how to protect this very certain geographically and physically stuff could give us time to think over all the other concerns.

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    18. Re:Warming by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Dog years, maybe?

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    19. Re:Warming by Pharmboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There is nothing to gain if there isn't someone to blame, silly.

      Why would any responsible journalist want to explore the possibility of global warming being partially/mainly/somewhat due to the actual SUN, if he can't push an agenda. I mean, what can you gain by making the sun look bad? ;)

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    20. Re:Warming by geekoid · · Score: 1, Informative

      "... they only debate the percentage of human influence involved."
      funny enough, 98% of all experts say human influance is a major contributer.
      little fact":
      Amount of CO2 released annually by volcanos 110 million tons. Amount of C02 released by you puny humans: 10 billion tons.

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    21. Re:Warming by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      I mean, what can you gain by making the sun look bad?

      An edge in the sunscreen market?

    22. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no debate about the causes for global warming except among those causing it. The simple fact is the best indicator for global temperature are CO2 levels. Currently they are twice historical peaks and climbing fast. Natural processes can't explain the sudden rise which coincides with industrialization. Global dimming, air born particulates, have kept it in check in most areas but that is changing and cleaning up the air will make the warming worse. Most people arguing against global warming don't want to change their lifestyles so they are rationalizing it away. How much will loosing most of our coastal cities affect your life? We aren't talking tens of billions of dollars of damage we are talking tens of trillions, probably radically more since most of the really valueable property is coastal. This isn't in a thousand years most of us could live to see it. The scariest thing few are talking about. The really scary coming disaster is methane from the melting tundra. As all that decaying matter is thawed vast amounts of methane will be release paling everything humans have done. We lit the match but the explosion is arctic methane. The quotes I've heard virtually add a zero to the conservative estimates. Won't happen anytime soon? Sorry, already happening. It's why buildings and roads are sinking. The perma frast is already melting and the release has already started. The next ten years will tell all but it's not a question of whether it'll happen but how soon and how severe. If the high end estimates are right loosing the coastal cities will be the least of our problems.

    23. Re:Warming by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Excellent.

      To me, it all seems to boil ( pun intended ) down to

      A: determine honestly to the best of our ability what and when
            and how ( leaving if on the table ) we humans will be affected.
            and no dilly dallying or politicing, or hiding heads in sand.

      B: once we know that, decide how we semicollectively want to respond.
            options seem to include getting us off the earth, and letting it
            go the way it wants to, while we terraform lifeless ( hopefully )
            planets elsewhere, space stations, etc, etc. Or deciding to
            taylor earth better to our liking ( would not be my first choice ).
            and think of other strategies.

      C: Put the plan into action, if one is needed.

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    24. Re:Warming by relifram66 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Hmm. Variation of less than 1%. Well, your cited source says about.05% Let me use that number for some math:

      Approximately 6KWh/m^2/day hit the surface of the earth from the sun. If the surface of the earth is approximately 509,600,000 square kilometers (509,600,000,000,000 m^2) that leaves us with about 3.058x10^15KWh of energy per day that the earth is hit with. Now obviously that energy is released in some fashion as well, given that the global temperature is in relative equilibrium. (Read: We're not all dead because of temperature variances)

      Now .05% of 3.058x10^15KWh of energy comes out to be 1.529x10^14KWh per DAY. Now I'm not absolutely positive, but I think thats technically called a shitload of energy.

      Humans consume annually about 1.24x10^14KWh of energy, which is on the order of 1 shitload as well, just to put that number in perspective.

      What this all comes down to is: Might it not be possible for that incredibly large fusion reactor in the sky that we call the sun to actually have an effect on average temperature of the Earth? I mean, I'm not an environmental scientist, or an astrophysicist, or even terribly well educated, but I can do a bit of math, and it seems daft to discount the sun when it comes to terrestrial temperature changes. To say only .05% is a bit silly, I think.

      I don't deny that anthropomorphic global warming may be happening, but to accept that theory at the expense of all others is a little conceited (on the part of humanity, not individually).

      NOTE: All the numbers I used came from very quick google searches, and may or may not be accurate.

    25. Re:Warming by naasking · · Score: 1

      Please see the following excellent write up. Even if you don't agree with the conclusions, it serves as an important reminder as to the limits of our understanding of the climate, using the IPCC's findings no less.

    26. Re:Warming by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      it seems daft to discount the sun when it comes to terrestrial temperature changes
      No one is discounting it - the effects are well understood. They are just not large enough (by an order of magnitude) to account for the changes we are seeing.
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    27. Re:Warming by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 1

      Contrarily, I've heard quite the opposite; that, in fact, human CO2 production is often undercounted and it in fact dwarfs the carbon dioxide spewed out by volcanoes.

      For instance, http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/press/2001/pr284.htm
      "Volcanologists estimate an annual global output of 200 million tons of volcanic CO2 per year ... By comparison, human activities such as the burning of fossil fuels and deforestation produce 130 times more CO2 than all the world's volcanoes put together"

      or

      http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/Hazards/What/VolGas/volg as.html
      "Scientists have calculated that volcanoes emit between about 130-230 million tonnes (145-255 million tons) of CO2 into the atmosphere every year (Gerlach, 1999, 1992). This estimate includes both subaerial and submarine volcanoes, about in equal amounts. Emissions of CO2 by human activities, including fossil fuel burning, cement production, and gas flaring, amount to about 22 billion tonnes per year (24 billion tons) [ ( Marland, et al., 1998) - The reference gives the amount of released carbon (C), rather than CO2.]. Human activities release more than 150 times the amount of CO2 emitted by volcanoes--the equivalent of nearly 17,000 additional volcanoes like Kilauea (Kilauea emits about 13.2 million tonnes/year)!"

      (just a couple of sources after a brief search on google)

      I don't know how accurate those sources are, so take it all with a grain of salt. Just don't blindly accept the axiom that volcanoes out perform humans in CO2 generation; it may not be true.

    28. Re:Warming by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Note that he doesn't claim that changes in the Sun's energy output have caused most of the observed global warming, just that such changes could explain global warming.

      What does that even mean? If the changes in the Sun's energy output could explain global warming, then it must follow that the changes in the Sun's energy output have caused global warming. If Sun energy change hasn't caused global warming, then it can't also explain it.

      Unless I'm missing something, you've just said, "Note that he doesn't claim A is true, just that A is true."

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    29. Re:Warming by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      I believe that what was said was "Note that he doesn't claim A is true, just that A could be true."

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    30. Re:Warming by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Define "the hype".

    31. Re:Warming by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Gah, on a reread, I stand corrected. It's not worded well, and my Asperger's Syndrome must have been kicking in when I read it.

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    32. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you read the parent post wrong, that was 10 billion tons from humans - billion with a "B" over 130 million with an "M" by volcanoes.

    33. Re:Warming by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit if humans are causing it. We can't stop being human.

      Someone hasn't been watching politics lately.

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    34. Re:Warming by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      The most practical proposal of this kind was written up by physcist and hard science fiction author Gregory Benford, who proposed putting such a reflector at the L1 Lagrange point. The risks associated with this are minimal. L1 is sufficiently far from earth that there is no danger to us from the physical reflector itself, and note what the reflector does, it REDUCES the amount of solar energy reaching earth. This artificially increases the earth's apparent albedo (which has been dropping since the the '70s, It's changed by a factor of about 10%) Albedo is a measure of reflectivity, an albedo of 1.00 is equal to a perfect mirror, while 0.00 is a black hole. The earth's albedo was 0.39 around 1970. Currently it is measured to be 0.36

      There would be no sudden catatrophic changes from this mild reduction in solar radiation, remember we'd be reducing sea-level brightness to levels from the 50's. There are no "many ways in which this could go either wrong or right" Either it works, and average global temperatures start readjusting slowly (changes would take several years to be felt, the minor changes simply aren't capable of causing a global ice age overnight, it just isn't possible and I mean that in as absolute a sense as when I say that the sun will rise in the morning), or we undershoot, and the changes aren't significant enough. It would be almost impossible to significantly overshoot our goal, and even if we worst case screwed up in that direction, it would just mean a fairly cold winter that year while took down the old shield and replaced it.

    35. Re:Warming by mark_osmd · · Score: 1

      The shield could be made so that the amount of sun blockage is changable, that way it could be tweaked depending on the results to the climate.

    36. Re:Warming by E++99 · · Score: 1
      Really, the only question is when will this become a problem. Because even if you eliminate mankind, the earth is in a warm cycle, and historically, those cycles tend to wipe out major organisms.
      To clarify, it's not the warming that tends to wipe out major organisms, it's the cooling. And once this warm cycle is over (whether the cycles are due to solar output cycles or something else) we will have dramatic cooling. I would hazard a guess that with full glacial coverage, our planet could provide food and water for no more than 1% of the current human population. This would of course lead to some unpleasant effects, such as mass death by dehydration, anarchy, and war over food, water and land not covered in ice, etc. Of course, if the glaciers from the last ice age continue to melt, then Barbara Streisand's and Al Gore's ocean-front mansions may have to be moved to higher ground, so it's pretty bad either way. Personally, I'm going to continue to breath out CO2, burn stuff, and drive my car. But if I were I scientist, I'd figure out if it was theoretically possible to prevent the next ice age if we raised the atmospheric CO2 levels enough, and how high we'd need to get them to do it.
    37. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am still looking for a reputable scientist that believes in global warming, and isn't caught up in the hype.

      Who mods this drivel insightful?

      Reputable scientists don't "believe". They examine the evidence and then make up their minds as to what the evidence says. The evidence for global warming is conclusive, irrefutable, and has been as such for decades now. And you have not the slightes idea what it even is, since it would never occur to you to ask "how do you know" and go and examine the whatever you're being pointed to. You simply proclaim that it doesn't exist, as if denying reality somehow magically makes it go away.

    38. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend reading the Wikipedia article on Global Warming.

      I recommend that you lose your child-like faith in Wikipedia. Wikipedia is great, but it's far from a credible source, particularly on a politically charged subject like this.

    39. Re:Warming by JPribe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because the only sources of CO2 are volcanoes and IC engines...you must be kidding, right...how the hell did you get "insightful" for that.

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    40. Re:Warming by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Well when humans become infected they quite often develop a fever to raise their body temperature to the point where it kills off the unwelcome guests.

      So maybe the Earth has just had enough of us humans and is raising the temperature to kill us off too ?

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    41. Re:Warming by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      One small problem with that theory is that changes in solar output happen over millions of years while the temperature changes being seen have taken place over 2000.

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    42. Re:Warming by thewiz · · Score: 1

      I'd also recommend seeing http://www.climatecrisis.net/ "An Inconvenient Truth". I saw it last night and, regardless of your political leanings, Al Gore makes a convincing case that humans are having an impact on the environment. Should we put a solar shade in space? It certainly could help slow the warming, but we need to decrease the cause: CO2 in the atmosphere.

      Just think of all the jobs that can be created by switching to other forms of energy generation: water, wind, solar, geothermal, etc.

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    43. Re:Warming by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      I recently went through the list of detractors and read what their opinions are (there are articles on some of those people on Wikipedia). As it turns out, the people who don't support global warming still claim that the earth is getting hotter: they only debate the percentage of human influence involved.

      The problem is that global warming (a fairly global tendancy of the Earth's temp to have risen, more or less since about 1600CE) has been deliberately conflated with anthropogenic global warming (the hypothesis that warming has been all or mostly due to human influence).

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    44. Re:Warming by Ticklemonster · · Score: 1
      You're kidding, right? What do you think caused the ebb and flow of ice ages over the eons? As I have stated before, my 6th grade teacher warned us all about this back in the 60s. She said were on the warming up side of things, and that there would be years when we would not see snowfall here. She was right, we haven't had a good snow in 8 years. When I was a kid, we had one or two a year. But she also said that it was all cyclical in nature, and would go back to cooling again.

      Question is, when? There have been times when the earth was a solid chuck of ice for ages, and other times when it was a barren desert for ages. Are we headed into one of these, or is this just a small scale warming trend? Who knows, but imho we need to find a way to erect a solar shade or something just case. (I have been so afraid to say that for years in fear of being tagged nuttier than I aleady am)

      But pollution is bad, so we ought to be doing something about it anyway without people thinking that we have offended the weather gods and trying to appease them being the driving force. Clean air and water are things we should demand.

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    45. Re:Warming by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance?

      I don't know about you, but anyone who would claim he knows what is responsible for global warming would fail my test for being considered a scientist. No one knows why the Earth is getting warmer, we have some ideas but they can't be tested. A scientist should know decent but untested hypothesis is a long way from knowing how something works.

    46. Re:Warming by HiThere · · Score: 1

      OK. But even though the reason IS significant, it doesn't immediately tell you the solution(s).

      E.g., even if we know that the sun has become slightly warmer, we also know that CO2 acts to prevent (well, slow) re-radiation of absorbed energy as heat. One thing doesn't cancel the other. Thus if we want to retard the rate of heating one thing we could do is reduce the amount of CO2 in the air. Another option is an orbital sunshade. There may be others. (E.g., appearantly atmospheric simple sulphides tend to retard absorption of heat...either reflect it or absorb it high in the atmosphere where it can be easily transported and re-radiated. Unfortunately they tend to rain out as acid rain.)

      One choice that would be good would be to capture the solar energy on it's way in and use that for power. This would become heat when used as, e.g., electrical energy...but this would replace other primary sources that would ALSO have become heat when degraded. This may well not be sufficient, but it's an reasonable choice to help. And it's already, without factoring in the costs of alternative cooling measures, almost economic.

      Consider this if you use air conditioning: If you cover your roof with solar cells standing 8" off the roof, then:
      1) You are collecting electricity to run your air conditioning
      2) You are reducing your requirement for air conditioning
      Even if either one alone would be uneconomic, it's quite plausible that the combination would be economic. Since I had solar cells installed on a part of the roof, I've noticed a definite change. It's cooler in the summer, and SLIGHTLY cooler in the winter. (The cells block re-radiation of heat from the house as well as preventing direct absorbtion of heat from the sun.) If the cells were cheaper, walls could be covered too. This wouldn't do anything much for conductive heat transmission, but it might have a large effect on radiative absorbtion/losses.

      Now on a global level the effect of MANY people doing this is that less energy is spend on generating the electricity to run the air conditioners, which decreases slightly the amount of energy that needs to be re-radiated. This is a small effect at any one time and place, but over time it might be significant.

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    47. Re:Warming by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Actually, significant changes (upward) in solar output have been observed over the last thirty years we've been monitoring it properly (there's a reference further up the thread). As a theory it would better explain all those other climate fluctuations that happened before humans and their SUVs came along.

    48. Re:Warming by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      But if there have been fluctuations you'd have to prove that they aren't cyclical (maybe corresponding with sunspot cycles) and that they'd be able to describe a longterm linear trend. Also, the current trend corresponds with a fossil fuel based economy. For solar radiation changes to explain it there would have to be a trend to back it up and I don't see how you'd do that with current data (looking at 30 years of solar wind data? Sunspot counts?). The data you cite goes back to the beginings of the space program but atmospheric data can be checked directly in ice cores over 100,000 yrs (Greenland and Antarctica) and indirectly via oxygen isotopes even further.

      There is a mechanism (greenhouse gasses) to explain the relationship between fossil fuel burning and the average global temperature. If you look at the X tons of coal, oil, and natural gas (plus slash and burning) being consumed every year globally that carbon has to be going somewhere. Unless there is some mechanism that can act as a massive sink and handle sudden huge increases in atmospheric CO2 then it must be accumulating (it is) and the physics of atmospheric CO2 are generally well understood. Methane is also part of the equation.

      You really can't dismiss that 6 billion people and all of the industry that supports is having a global effect.

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    49. Re:Warming by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I didn't dismiss anything. Actually, what I did was mention as a possibility something that usually gets dismissed.

      You're right, we don't have accurate solar data for long enough back to explain long term historical climate fluctuations. Of course, we know very well that human released CO2 is not sufficient to explain those historical climate fluctuations because there wasn't any significant human released CO2 until the last couple of centuries.

      It's easy to prove that there has been an increase in solar output that is not cyclical with the 11 year sunspot cycle. Thirty years of data is enough to do that. It very well might be cyclical on a longer timescale, perhaps explaining long term cycles in the planet's climate. On the other hand, physics predicts the sun will warm over time.

      Yes, there's a mechanism to explain the relationship between heating and CO2. There's a BETTER understood (and much simpler) mechanism to explain the relationship between a hotter sun and a hotter Earth. It's called thermodynamics.

      It seems most likely to me that the warming trend we observe is caused by a combination of increased solar output, greenhouse effect (some of which is caused by human activity), normal variation and probably other factors. I don't think there's enough evidence to say in what proportion or even which one is most important.

      I realize it's more fashionable to be in either the "WE DID IT!" or the "WE DIDN'T DO IT" camp, but I don't think either is very realistic. Or scientific.

    50. Re:Warming by AJWM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Decimal point error: .05% (0.0005) of 3.058E15 KWh/day is 1.529E12, not 1.529E14 KWh/day. That's still a lot more than the (1.24E14/365 = 3.397E11) KWh/day that humans use, by about a factor of about 4.5.

      And speaking of effects on Earth's temperature, if it weren't for greenhouse effect, the average temperature of the Earth would be quite a bit colder (close to freezing) -- and water vapor contributes far more to that greenhouse effect than does CO2. (This is the reason that humid climates are warmer at night than dry climates -- the day's buildup of heat is blocked from radiating back into space by the H2O in the air.)

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    51. Re:Warming by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm missing 3 fingers, so I always write numbers in base 7. Really.

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    52. Re:Warming by Gnavpot · · Score: 1
      I'm missing 3 fingers, so I always write numbers in base 7. Really.
      That was a fantastic rescue. But also a very self-contradictory one:

      1
      2
      3
      4
      5
      6
      10
    53. Re:Warming by Intron · · Score: 1

      One grew back.

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    54. Re:Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al Gore makes a convincing case that humans are having an impact on the environment

      maybe, maybe not, Gore has already admitted that he used extremism and exageration in the movie to make his point. If you have to lie to make a point how serious can the issue be in truth.

  9. more insurance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding ...and what will be our insurance policy against what happens when you fuck around with with nature on a massively global scale?

    Blotting out the source of almost all energy for life on Earth doesn't seem smart to me, perhaps we should be working on ways to adapt to new and changing environments instead of trying hopelessly to preserve this one exactly the way it is now.

    1. Re:more insurance! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...and what will be our insurance policy against what happens when you fuck around with with nature on a massively global scale?"

      I was kind of thinking the same thing...what if what we put up there to 'block' the sun a little...got stuck??

      I think the earth might be fucked at that point...

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    2. Re:more insurance! by modecx · · Score: 1

      I was kind of thinking the same thing...what if what we put up there to 'block' the sun a little...got stuck??

      Yeah, that would be a *scary* thing... It's not like any of the industrialized nations couldn't shoot it down or anything...

      Oh my, I nearly soiled my trousers!

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  10. Totally not New by LionKimbro · · Score: 5, Funny

    This idea is totally not new.

    The only problem is, last time we simulated it, humanity ended up enslaved by robots.

    1. Re: Totally not New by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > This idea is totally not new.

      Yeah, Mr. Burns did it on an episode of The Simpsons.

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    2. Re:Totally not New by chaffed · · Score: 1

      Or world governments brought to their knees by an omni powerful corporation using fear mongering to maintain their industry kind of Future.

      However I think we, the people of earth, can handle only one omnipresent ethereal threat at a time. Personally I'm liking the war on terror... I digress... What's going to kill us next? I forgot...

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    3. Re:Totally not New by stereoroid · · Score: 1

      All it needs is for a really mad scientist to get involved, and then we will have... Sunstrike!

      I read this book as a teenager and had all but forgotten it. I thought it was fun back then, in a "Flash Gordon" kinda way, but if the reviews are any guide it does not stand up well today.

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  11. Great.... by PixelPirate · · Score: 1

    This is the problem. We see this as a possible (though as TFA states, it is more "insurance") solution, act on it like a fad diet, and then wonder why our planet starts acting funny in a way never thought of before, or to continue to metaphore, we wonder why we die of a coronary...

  12. Reg. Required / Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    How to Cool a Planet (Maybe)
    By WILLIAM J. BROAD

    In the past few decades, a handful of scientists have come up with big, futuristic ways to fight global warming: Build sunshades in orbit to cool the planet. Tinker with clouds to make them reflect more sunlight back into space. Trick oceans into soaking up more heat-trapping greenhouse gases.

    Their proposals were relegated to the fringes of climate science. Few journals would publish them. Few government agencies would pay for feasibility studies. Environmentalists and mainstream scientists said the focus should be on reducing greenhouse gases and preventing global warming in the first place.

    But now, in a major reversal, some of the world's most prominent scientists say the proposals deserve a serious look because of growing concerns about global warming.

    Worried about a potential planetary crisis, these leaders are calling on governments and scientific groups to study exotic ways to reduce global warming, seeing them as possible fallback positions if the planet eventually needs a dose of emergency cooling.

    "We should treat these ideas like any other research and get into the mind-set of taking them seriously," said Ralph J. Cicerone, president of the National Academy of Sciences in Washington.

    The plans and proposed studies are part of a controversial field known as geoengineering, which means rearranging the earth's environment on a large scale to suit human needs and promote habitability. Dr. Cicerone, an atmospheric chemist, will detail his arguments in favor of geoengineering studies in the August issue of the journal Climatic Change.

    Practicing what he preaches, Dr. Cicerone is also encouraging leading scientists to join the geoengineering fray. In April, at his invitation, Roger P. Angel, a noted astronomer at the University of Arizona, spoke at the academy's annual meeting. Dr. Angel outlined a plan to put into orbit small lenses that would bend sunlight away from earth -- trillions of lenses, he now calculates, each about two feet wide, extraordinarily thin and weighing little more than a butterfly.

    In addition, Dr. Cicerone recently joined a bitter dispute over whether a Nobel laureate's geoengineering ideas should be aired, and he helped get them accepted for publication. The laureate, Paul J. Crutzen of the Max Planck Institute for Chemistry in Germany, is a star of atmospheric science who won his Nobel in 1995 for showing how industrial gases damage the earth's ozone shield. His paper newly examines the risks and benefits of trying to cool the planet by injecting sulfur into the stratosphere.

    The paper "should not be taken as a license to go out and pollute," Dr. Cicerone said in an interview, emphasizing that most scientists thought curbing greenhouse gases should be the top priority. But he added, "In my opinion, he's written a brilliant paper."

    Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding.

    "A lot of us have been saying we don't like the idea" of geoengineering, he said. But he added, "We need to think about it" and learn, among other things, how to distinguish sound proposals from ones that are ineffectual or dangerous.

    Many scientists still deride geoengineering as an irresponsible dream with more risks and potential bad side effects than benefits; they call its extreme remedies a good reason to redouble efforts at reducing heat-trapping gases like carbon dioxide. And skeptics of human-induced global warming dismiss geoengineering as a costly effort to battle a mirage.

    Even so, many analysts say the prominence of its new advocates is giving the field greater visibility and credibility and adding to the likelihood that global leaders may one day consider taking such emergency steps.

    "People used to say, 'Shut up, the world isn't read

    1. Re:Reg. Required / Article Text by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      That could be why it wasn't warmer in the 70's. More particles in the atmosphere means radiation can't get through. If I'm not mistaken coal plants have scrubbers on them now so the sky is clearer. In the 1970's in Detroit, I think I've seen it snow brown instead of white.

  13. Of course, the next problem is.. by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that plants now receive far less light. Less light, means slower growth, less uptake of CO2, etc.

    Off hand, all the solutions (CO2 sequestering,etc) that allow us to keep our oil/coal dependancies will probably come back to bite us. Far better to bite the bullet now, and switch to nukes(fission and fusion) and alternatives.

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    1. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah that's the beuatiful part, when winter hits, the gorillas will just freeze to death ...it's perfect.

      or maybe the Golgafrinchans way of thinking is better....

      Golgafrinchan #3: "well, since we formally adopted the leaf as currency we have of course all
      become immensely rich.

      But because of a slight inflationary problem due to the large amount of leaf availablity we've
      invested in a campaign of defoliation to devalue the leaf and, um, burned down all the forests.

      Golgafrinchan #2: "fiscally shrewd!"

    2. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by espressojim · · Score: 1

      This is just a passing thought:

      If you blocked the light of the sun, but had a way to filter it by frequencies, then perhaps you could allow in light on the wavelengths that plants like, but block out other wavelengths. After all, the wavelengths for photosynthesis happen at ~400-500nm then at 600-700nm. You can block out 500-600, plus 700. You might even be able to tighten that up a bit.

      Details on photosynthesis:
      http://faculty.clintoncc.suny.edu/faculty/Michael. Gregory/files/Bio%20101/Bio%20101%20Lectures/Photo synthesis/photosyn.htm

    3. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost like, what's that term, a greenhouse.

    4. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by Ramble · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then the entire planet would be tinted green, what would photoshop junkies do?

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    5. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by senorlovedaddy · · Score: 1

      But if, as the theory goes, those plants are already receiving more light (hence, the measures to block the light), blocking some of it will just bring the the light level back to normal.

    6. Re:Of course, the next problem is.. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thought. How very smart of them to fuck it up in some other way we don't know shit about.

  14. Batsignal: ON by Nesetril · · Score: 1

    Dr. Cicerone demands $10000000000 or he will plunge the Earth into eternal darkness!

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  15. If global warming hasn't started yet... by MarkByers · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...then the flamewar from this thread will start it.

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    1. Re:If global warming hasn't started yet... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      ...then the flamewar from this thread will start it.

      I should caution you that the hot air coming from your post is CO2.

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  16. Oh yeah, that's exactly what needs to be done... by Optic7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll be having rave parties 24x7 then. Cue the Matrix soundrack. Where are the hot chicks in post-apocalyptic skimpy outfits? I see these scientists have started using their recreational drugs even before the raves have started!

  17. Climate Control by Tx · · Score: 1

    I've often thought that regardless where you stand on the cuases of climate change, the fact is conditions on this planet have been in the past, and probably will be in the future, pretty inhospitable for us. So thinking long-term, the only safe thing to do is start to establish some sort of control, preferably in ways that have an effect on a shorter scale than controlling emissions.

    Now I'm off to read TFA, and see whether I'm on-topic or not ;)

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    1. Re:Climate Control by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Now I'm off to read TFA, and see whether I'm on-topic or not ;)

      Better late than never, I suppose, although a true slashdotter never bothers to RTFA. After all, it's so much more fun commenting when you have no idea what's going on other than the (usually inaccurate) summary.

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  18. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all for blocking anything that continuously melts my snow toilets.

  19. Insurance policy? by vertinox · · Score: 1

    FTA:"Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels, coastal and flooding..." ...not to mention solar powered sentient robots bent on exterminating the human race.

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  20. Geo-terrorists too! by ribuck · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The geo-terrorists can use science too.

    A threat to disperse a fine layer of soot over the polar ice would do the trick. The black layer increases the heat absorption, and in a few years the sea level is a hundred metres higher.

  21. Great... by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that we might be able to block out the sun, its ok to burn fossil fuels.[end sarcasm]

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    1. Re:Great... by boingo82 · · Score: 1

      Hey, as someone whose view of the sun is totally obscured by smoke at the moment, maybe we could use the pollution from said fossil fuels to block the sun! Why not kill 2 birds with one stone?

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  22. Finally... by Tribbin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... a cure against skin-cancer ... and an increased possibility of slashdotters mating.
    Everybody will be as pale as we are! Yey!

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  23. i like... by joe+155 · · Score: 1

    ...solutions like this because they seem intuitively like they would work; I've often wondered if we couldn't simply coat large parts of the poles in tin foil as a way of cooling the area down by effectively stopping radition of heat. Restricting the light could cause problems but if it was controlled in such a way that made it easy to start/stop then we could just use bursts every now and again

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    1. Re:i like... by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Tinfoil is made from alumin(i)um, which costs a lot of energy to make, most of which is generated by burning fossil fuels, which cause global warming. Kif, we have a conundrum!

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    2. Re:i like... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but you then have the secondary effect of preventing the government from reading penguins' minds! Eh, ha.

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    3. Re:i like... by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      PROTECT TUX!

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    4. Re:i like... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Eh, the poles are about as reflective as they're going to get. Adding tinfoil wouldn't really help. Plus it'll corrode, and Sn ions, while slightly better than lead, are not really something you want to dump into an area connected to the world's water en masse. Same for Al, if you were using 'tinfoil' to mean 'aluminum foil'.

      And even if you solve the corrosion problem, occasional precipitation would just cover it up anyhow.

      Good that we haven't lost our ability to think in hyperbole on /., though. A lot of cool projects began that way.

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  24. Life imitates art by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun" -- Mr. Burns

    This plan has already been covered

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  25. Didn't Al Gore? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 0, Troll

    Didn't Al Gore discover Martian Global Warming?

    1. Re:Didn't Al Gore? by kimvette · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, using the rovers that he himself singlehandledly invented and sent to Mars.

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    2. Re:Didn't Al Gore? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He also invented Mars.

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    3. Re:Didn't Al Gore? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Somebody has no sense of humor and has obviously never read the moderation guidelines. Fortunately the admins here claim they are working on the "jackasses who throw mod points away modding down jokes they dislike" problem.

      Go get a sense of humor. I actually happen to like Al Gore (I like anyone who gets involved with Futurama), I just think the "I took the initiative to invent the Internet" quote out of context joke is really funny. Still. It will always be funny. The fact that you do not find it funny does not make my post a troll post, it just means you do not find it funny. Instead of modding down my post you should have modded up a really great insightful post elsewhere in the thread.

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  26. It is about time by dkone · · Score: 1

    It is about time some of these ideas are seeing the light of day.

    Sorry, could not help myself

    DK

  27. Mr. Burns/Gates by simrook · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Haven't we learned anything from The Simpsons?

    If we block out the sun, Mr. Gates will die at the hand of a lollipop suckling 2 year old as he attempts to rench it away.

    And that, would be bad for all the starving children he's saving with his foundations.

    Won't somebody, please, think of the children!!!

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  28. Ob: Futurama quote by jnaujok · · Score: 1

    "This giant mirror will block out 30% of the sun's rays, thus cooling the Earth."

    "Wormstrom!"

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    1. Re:Ob: Futurama quote by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      well we could just get some ice from Halley's Comet.

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  29. Simpsons? What about Futurama? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Wernstrom!

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  30. Aren't we a little early? by Malacon · · Score: 1

    "We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun"
    -Morpheus

  31. In other news... by Macdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Date line Aug. 17th, 2017:

    NASA has confirmed that it was an error converting metric to imperial measurments that caused the death of almost seven billion people and the started our current ice age.

    In other news; Today's high is expected to reach -65 celcius.

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  32. You Bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely this is a much simpler and more practical solution than just buying a Prius!

    1. Re:You Bet by facelessnumber · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I would much rather seee the sun blotted out from the sky than be forced to drive the likes of a Prius. But that's just my opinion, and it's not popular here.

  33. Insane arrogance! by Entropy · · Score: 1

    Given that we don't conclusively understand the way the earth works, it strikes me as insanely arrogant to think we can CONTROL the biosphere. We should work on controlling our own (that is, INDIVIDUAL) actions before we try to tell "mother nature" what to do ..

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    1. Re:Insane arrogance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up as he or she stole the words right out my mouth.

      Mankinds arrogance shall indeed be his downfall.

    2. Re: Insane arrogance! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Given that we don't conclusively understand the way the earth works, it strikes me as insanely arrogant to think we can CONTROL the biosphere. We should work on controlling our own (that is, INDIVIDUAL) actions before we try to tell "mother nature" what to do ..

      So, I gather that you don't go for the idea of importing weasels to destroy the snakes that you imported to destroy the frogs that you imported to destroy the flies that you imported to destroy the...

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    3. Re: Insane arrogance! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Don't you watch the simpsons? Importing animals is fine, as long as you import something at the top of the food chain that will freeze to death once winter comes.

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  34. Flawed assumptions... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems like a lot of people want to avoid the one fact that sticks out like a sore thumb. Just as nature adapts to the environmental effects of humans, humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature. Instead of trying to stop the ice caps from melting, maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two and put in better flood control.

    1. Re:Flawed assumptions... by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seems like a lot of people want to avoid the one fact that sticks out like a sore thumb. Just as nature adapts to the environmental effects of humans, humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature. Instead of trying to stop the ice caps from melting, maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two and put in better flood control.
      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
    2. Re:Flawed assumptions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Umm...nature's way of "adapting" to environmental effects is that most everything dies off and those species that don't completely die off evolve and take over the niches that were abandoned or newly created. It's not really the best model to emulate. Also seeing as humanity's population center's have historically formed near water(think Manhattan). Moving houses back a mile or two would effectively displace hundreds of millions of people. That also doesn't take into account the other effects of global warming such as disproportionally increased population growth in lower life forms. A rise of a few degrees can halve the breeding cycle of some insects, effectively outpacing the ability of predators to eat them.

    3. Re:Flawed assumptions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like this theory better: "You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." http://www.venganza.org/

    4. Re:Flawed assumptions... by espressojim · · Score: 1

      If only we could do that.

      Hundreds of millions of people will be affected by the rising sea levels. On top of that, precipitation patterns are changing, which will affect people inland, as well as those on the coasts. This doesn't even go into the problems caused by the current conveyer belt.

      http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2004/05mar_arct ic.htm

    5. Re:Flawed assumptions... by stand · · Score: 1
      maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two and put in better flood control.

      Ok, you first.

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    6. Re:Flawed assumptions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may somehow (I'd love to see that day) work in places like the US where the population is relatively low but what do you propose we do in places like Shanghai and Bejing? You do realize that a lot of major cities in North America and around the world are located on the coast right? How does something that is obviously a joke, or just plain stupid get modded to "insightful".

    7. Re:Flawed assumptions... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Interesting
      humans need to adapt to the environmental effects of nature
      You've just stated this with no kind of argument to back it up. Why should humans adapt if we're capable of adapting nature? And how is 'flood control' humans adapting to nature. It's a clear example of humans controlling nature.

      I can't believe this kind of trite unreasoning nonsense gets modded 'Insightful'.

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    8. Re:Flawed assumptions... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      That may somehow (I'd love to see that day) work in places like the US where the population is relatively low but what do you propose we do in places like Shanghai and Bejing?

      More than likely, nothing will change. The floods will come, people will die, the government will rebuild, and the floods will come again. At some point, people might realize that it's just isn't safe to be living at the ocean's edge. Especially places like New Orleans that's below sea level and should be relocated to higher ground.

      You do realize that a lot of major cities in North America and around the world are located on the coast right?

      Now that we know that the shorelines will change, it's time to get wise on where development should be located to ensure the safety of both people and property. Building a million dollar home on a cliff that's going to fall into the ocean isn't wise.

      How does something that is obviously a joke, or just plain stupid get modded to "insightful".

      Elementary! This is Slashdot. :P

    9. Re:Flawed assumptions... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      What's flood control? For the most part, it's diverting water from an area where it may do harm. Stopping the ice cap from melting, especially if it is part of a planetary cycle, is just plain stupid. You control what you can control and you respect what you can't control. Or, as Clint Eastwood used to say, a man gotta to know his limits.

    10. Re:Flawed assumptions... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      maybe it's time to move the houses on the shorelines back a mile or two

      That won't help with the increasing population. We need more space, not less. We need bubble cities!

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  35. But then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    we'd have to deal with the growing numbers of vampires wandering about.

  36. Dumb Idea by Dumb people by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    This be overseen by people in Washington, which says it all.

    Even the "think tanks" and scientists do not know enough to start tinkering
    with the weather on a large scale. It is not understood fully.

    One screw up and we have the next disaster movie, in 3-d.

  37. Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's wrong with spending that money on engineering to reforest the huge deforested areas of every continent? Just replanting the native vegetation sucks CO2 out of the atmosphere, increases energy absorption by the greener surface, and produces material to consume. And lets the plants do all the hard work. Without another risky meddling in the poorly-understood, vastly complex feedback system we all depend on.

    Instead we should blot out the Sun? That's insane, and therefore even more likely to burn us harder and faster.

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    1. Re:Trees Hug Back by Control+Group · · Score: 1, Informative

      Planting trees will not change the total amount of carbon currently participating in the carbon cycle. To do that, we'd have to re-sequester it underground, where we got it.

      Which is a non-trivial task. Although perhaps less non-trivial than making the sun set...at three PM!

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    2. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Currently participating in the carbon cycle is not the problem. Carbon clogging the atmosphere is the problem. Reforestation is an extremely effective way to sequester the carbon out of the atmosphere, where it's safe. Without expending much energy to clean up the pollution. In fact, absorbing lots of warming energy in the sequestration process instead.

      It's nontrivial, but less nontrivial than leaving the CO2 in the air, leaving the deforested areas bare, or messing with the basic source of practically all energy used by Earth's life, including us.

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    3. Re:Trees Hug Back by XHIIHIIHX · · Score: 1

      People now live where you're planning to plant those trees.

    4. Re:Trees Hug Back by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Actually, fire controls have caused a lot of areas that used to be plains (northern Texas and OK, for example) to become fairly thickly forested. Deforestation here isn't really unbalancing things so much as bringing us closer to how it used to be. Also, CO2 is far from the only variable in climate regulation.

      Welcome to the world of ecology, where nothing is constant and sweeping gerealizations are stupid.

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    5. Re:Trees Hug Back by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      People who are afraid of "messing with" natural phenomona make me anxious. People who say "there's some things man shouldn't know" is another.

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    6. Re:Trees Hug Back by Kelson · · Score: 1

      where nothing is constant and sweeping gerealizations are stupid.

      Well, the sweeping generalizations are usually stupid, but that does change from time to time...

    7. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      After we've messed with the atmosphere with CO2 on a global scale inducing the Greenhouse, we should know better than to mess with it again - until we do know enough.

      People who don't understand the risks shouldn't take them, not when the stakes are so high.

      Just denying your limits with some kind of macho strawman about "shouldn't know" is what got us into this mess.

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    8. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Mostly they don't, like in Siberia. But even where they do, they could use a lot more trees. Humans have lived with trees since humans. Get to know them - they're good neighbors: quiet, shady, give away oxygen...

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    9. Re:Trees Hug Back by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      We didn't induce the so called greenhouse effect. If it wasn't for the greenhouse effect the planet would be an ice ball.

      Just denying your limits with some kind of macho strawman about "shouldn't know" is what got us into this mess.

      What mess? Slightly elevated average temperatures? That's why people are talking about correcting and maintaining the temperatures now: because there is not yet a crisis. If we do nothing the crisis will happen. And yes, stopping all the factories on Earth is the same as doing nothing.

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    10. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Cite some evidence that deforestation on a global scale isn't unbalancing us, but rather returning the environment to a preindustrial condition. It isn't.

      Also, tell me how reforestation consuming CO2 is bad, or where I said that CO2 is the only variable in climate regulation. Trees mitigate the Greenhouse effect in many ways, including chemical decomposition of Greenhouse gases not limited to CO2. Every little bit of recovery counts, and reforestation accounts for a lot of recovery.

      Welcome to the world of disagreeing, where you have to make a reasonable argument or look stupid.

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    11. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Arguing with you about your Greenhouse denial on Slashdot has never been fun, you never learn anything, and it's increasingly boring. And increasingly unnecessary, as people reading your posts are increasingly sensible about the excessive Greenhouse effect we're creating. Play your denial games with yourself.

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    12. Re:Trees Hug Back by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I don't think I denied anything.

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    13. Re:Trees Hug Back by telbij · · Score: 1

      People who are afraid of "messing with" natural phenomona make me anxious.

      Wait a minute, why does this make you anxious? Does it also make you anxious when you hear, "just because we can doesn't mean we should"?

    14. Re:Trees Hug Back by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      Slightly elevated average temperatures?
      And a completely different pattern of weather, which will cost much more than any regulation.
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    15. Re:Trees Hug Back by jelle · · Score: 1

      "After we've messed with the atmosphere with CO2 on a global scale inducing the Greenhouse, we should know better than to mess with it again - until we do know enough."

      If you accidentally knock something breakable from a table, you don't try to catch it? I do and have been succesful many times.

      Do nothing "until we do know enough"? For your information: The only way to learn is to study and experiment.

      Giving up is for quitters.

      A greenhouse with a capital 'G', it that like a 'God'?

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    16. Re:Trees Hug Back by WilliamSChips · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you accidentially knock something breakable containing a nuclear bomb from the table, you catch it, and then you don't drop it again.
      There are limits to experimentation. That's all I'll say.
      I'd rather be a quitter than dead.

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    17. Re:Trees Hug Back by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      especially when I hear that.

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    18. Re:Trees Hug Back by jelle · · Score: 1

      "If you accidentially knock something breakable containing a nuclear bomb from the table, you catch it, and then you don't drop it again."

      You're not a man of science, are you?

      hint: Nuclear bombs need a little bigger shock than that from a fall to even get close to going off.

      Oh, you refer to Mengele to make a point that experimentation is wrong? Did you realize that each and every serial killer breathed air and ate food. Now, is eating and breathing wrong?

      Geesh.

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    19. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Your argument from analogy is stupid. Your refusal to learn from some of our worst mistakes is disgusting. You're not a "man of science", you're a morbid catastrophe freak.

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    20. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You: We didn't induce the so called greenhouse effect. If it wasn't for the greenhouse effect the planet would be an ice ball.

      Me: Just denying your limits with some kind of macho strawman about "shouldn't know" is what got us into this mess.

      You: What mess? Slightly elevated average temperatures? That's why people are talking about correcting and maintaining the temperatures now: because there is not yet a crisis. If we do nothing the crisis will happen. And yes, stopping all the factories on Earth is the same as doing nothing.

      Me: Play your denial games with yourself.

      You: I don't think I denied anything.

      You're an asshole.

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    21. Re:Trees Hug Back by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you are aware of this but the greenhouse effect existed long before humans came along.. it's one of the things that makes life on earth what it is. What the fuck is your problem?

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    22. Re:Trees Hug Back by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Okay, just put a starter bomb(i.e. one that *does* explode when it falls, and is powerful enough to set off the nuke--yes, those do exist, for a fusion bomb it's a fission bomb) on the nuke to set it off. Stop dodging the issue.
      And I was using Mengele to make a point that experiment is not an excuse for wholesale slaughter. For the record, I support experimentation with, for example, stem cells. Do points fly over your head this much?

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    23. Re:Trees Hug Back by jelle · · Score: 1

      "Okay, just put a starter bomb(i.e. one that *does* explode when it falls, and is powerful enough to set off the nuke--yes, those do exist, for a fusion bomb it's a fission bomb) on the nuke to set it off."

      It's not that simple (I'm not going to explain). But I guess you like having simplified looks on things.

      "Stop dodging the issue."

      I'm absolutely not dodging 'the issue'.

      "And I was using Mengele to make a point that experiment is not an excuse for wholesale slaughter."

      Where is the wholesale slaughter in stopping the planet from overheating?

      Your reaction the same as people who said 'dont sail too far', because they would seriously be afraid that thought you would fall off the (flat) planet.

      Or (back in the day when they started building trains) the people who were afraid that trains would make the milk in their cows sour.

      "Do points fly over your head this much?"

      Do your points always miss your target by so much?

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    24. Re:Trees Hug Back by jelle · · Score: 1

      "Your argument from analogy is stupid. Your refusal to learn from some of our worst mistakes is disgusting. You're not a "man of science", you're a morbid catastrophe freak."

      Wow. That was a quick transition to insult. Anybody who doesn't agree with you is a 'morbid catastrophe freak' eh? Ok, point taken, insulting is indeed the best way to prove your point (sarcasm present).

      Refusal to learn? It's poeple that say 'we made a mistake before, lets not try anything else ever again' that refuse to learn. Sad to see you don't can't understand that.

      Just like the other guy in this thread, you're unfoundedly afraid that anything we do to actively counter global warming will result in catastrophe. You're exactly the same as people that were afraid to sail too far away when they thought the earth was flat.

      I'm not going to reply further. One post with a baseless insult is enough for me thank you.

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    25. Re:Trees Hug Back by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's not that simple (I'm not going to explain). But I guess you like having simplified looks on things.
      Let me redefine the scenario, in that case: There is a breakable glass sphere. Inside it is a device which, if the glass sphere is broken, will trigger a nuclear bomb(possibly through some wi-fi signal, the exact method of detonation isn't the point here, the effects are, that's why I'm saying you're dodging the issue ). If it falls, you don't pick it up, then throw it to the ground as an 'experiment'. Which is what this sun-blocking is doing.
      Where is the wholesale slaughter in stopping the planet from overheating?
      When all of your green plants die and the CO2 levels rise even more, you won't be asking me that.
      Your reaction the same as people who said 'dont sail too far', because they would seriously be afraid that thought you would fall off the (flat) planet.
      Nobody thought the world was flat since before Aristotle, and in those days, people always sailed near land and were afraid of even being in the middle of the Mediterranean not because they'd fall off but because everyone who did got lost. Columbus wasn't trying to prove the world is round(fscking 3rd-grade-level education) but that the world was smaller than it actually was(He believed the distance between Europe and Asia was around what the actual distance is between Europe and the 'New World'). Now who's oversimplifying things?
      Or (back in the day when they started building trains) the people who were afraid that trains would make the milk in their cows sour.
      I haven't heard anything about that, and a Google search for 'trains sour milk' turned up nothing referencing that. May I please have a source?
      If anything, the closest metaphor would be the very complex issue of developing the nuclear bomb to strike Japan. Except that we already have a good method to fix this which doesn't have the problems a full-scale invasion of Japan would--reduce CO2 emissions and plant more trees. Blocking out the sun will fix global warming the same way a nuclear winter will fix global warming.
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    26. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I don't have any time to waste with someone who doesn't learn from Menegele that some experimentation is unacceptably costly. Or who's so smug while arguing merely from analogy, one of the most childish fallacies. While insisting that rejecting experiments on dimming the entire Earth is merely irrational fear, rather than simply responsible.

      "Your argument from analogy is stupid. Your refusal to learn from some of our worst mistakes is disgusting. You're not a "man of science", you're a morbid catastrophe freak."

      When the shoe fits, wear it.

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    27. Re:Trees Hug Back by Britz · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it is not that simple. I am not saying that it is very important to step up environmental efforts (but game theory suggests we won't), but afaik a lot of CO2 is sucked up by the ocean. Studies in woods have also shown that more woods don't really take up all that much CO2. There is still so much that we don't understand. That's why it is so easy for scientists paid by the industrial sector to take apart global warming studies. The matter is VERY complex and we still understand very little about it. While independent scientists can generally agree on the human factor in global warming it is very easy to argue against it if that is your aim. Even claims that global warming is not happening at all are not far enough off that you wouldn't loose all your credibility by publishing such a study and getting a little grant from Bush and the likes.

    28. Re:Trees Hug Back by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where are these studies that show that more woods don't really take up all that much CO2? The more trees are made of more CO2!

      Sure a lot of CO2 is sucked up by the ocean. So what? I don't encourage marine cultivation to sequester carbon because the marine ecology is much too misunderstood to mess with today. What we do know shows how fragile it is presently, under great stress from the Greenhouse (eg. fishing to extinction, vast dead coral reefs from temperature rises). But we do have quite a lot of experience cultivating forests, and controlling growth on land. When all we're doing is replanting existing species in their native locations.

      I read your post, and all it clearly contains is FUD - in every direction. Reforestation is a safe way to sequester the CO2 pollution. It doesn't need any more FUD than already put out by the petrofuel companies and their cronies.

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    29. Re:Trees Hug Back by jelle · · Score: 1

      "If it falls, you don't pick it up, then throw it to the ground as an 'experiment'. Which is what this sun-blocking is doing."

      The main point is that global warming, as caused by humanity is not the result of anybody trying to control the climate. It's actually the result of not thinking about the climate when doing something.

      In comes the analogy: If you knock something off a table accidentally, the fact that you knocked it off to begin with doesn't automatically make it a bad idea for you to try to catch it.

      I'm not saying planting more trees is a bad idea. I'm saying calling every other idea a bad idea is a very bad idea.

      About planting trees, it's a sound idea, sure. The great thing about it is that it doesn't need any grand projects. It just needs people to, well, plant trees. So... If you think the only thing we should be doing is planting trees (and maybe conservation), then that is exactly what I have an issue with. First of all, if it is the great solution, then why isn't it already a success: Did anything stop the 'plant trees' solution in 2005? 2004?, earlier?. What is stopping you and your neighbour from solving this by planting trees? And who kept messing up the plan by cutting down trees? Well, as life and cultures are on this planet, there are many reasons for all of that... Good luck trying to change world-wide culture enough to solve all those problems and make the 'plant trees' solution a success (dont forget making poor countries rich to stop them from cutting down forests for survival and money).

      My point is that the 'planting trees' solution is not enough now, and it's not going to be enough ever. Focussing on just 'planting trees', and unfoundedly dismissing other methods as dangerous, and not even accepting good solid (well funded) research into those methods itself is very dangerous. It focusses on a solution that we already know isn't going to be enough, even if we manage to get it going enough to consider it a 'success'. Just going for conservation and planting trees by default ignores what potentially can save us. For example, who know what we may be able to do phytoplankton, which converts as much O2 into CO2 as all other plants on the planet combined?

      This is a big and complex problem. Just as with the move to alternative fuels, no single method to counter global warming is the 'holy handgrenade' for this problem, and each and every avenue should be investigated.

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  38. Holy Cow... by chipset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer. What happens when they decide block the sun and the earth cools too fast, or photosynthesis doesn't occur like it's supposed to?

    The same people who can't get beyond the Rule of Unintended Consequences want to something like this?

    Can I take the next ship to another planet now? Either let it evolve or destroy it, but try not to do both.

    Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?

    1. Re:Holy Cow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're putting words in my mouth. Don't. I'm a firm believer in evolution, and a strong proponent of the Precautionary Principle.

      The precautionary principle is not particularly ideological -- it's just good sense. Don't understand something? Something really big and potentially lethal? Then don't poke it, stupid!

      The simplest way to get out of "deep-shit" climate trouble is to avoid getting into it in the first place. Solve the cause, don't attempt to compensate for the symptoms.

      How difficult is that to understand?

    2. Re:Holy Cow... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      liberal mindset... evolution is true, except when it applies to humans or endangered worms

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    3. Re:Holy Cow... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      What happens when they decide block the sun and the earth cools too fast, or photosynthesis doesn't occur like it's supposed to?

      The same kind of things that happen every other time they muck around with the environment and screw stuff up. Things like the cormorants in Michigan, the bears being re-introduced into the Alps and the Sea Lions on the west coast.

      Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?

      I have no idea, but it is very true.

    4. Re:Holy Cow... by espressojim · · Score: 1

      Holy huge set of logical fallacies batman!

      Yours is a delicious troll, chock full o' mod points.

    5. Re:Holy Cow... by Paradigma11 · · Score: 1

      What does "supposed" mean? do you imply a greater being who is steering this whole thing or something like that? well, even if it is supposed to get warmer, i still wouldnt agree with it if it would spell the end of human existence on earth. other than that, i totally agree with your post.

    6. Re:Holy Cow... by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer.


      Perhaps it is. Perhaps human civilization isn't supposed to continue. Ultimately I for one don't care much about supposed to. There are rather serious consequences for us if the earth does continue its current—and unprecedented in the history of human civilization—rapid and accelerating warming.

      I don't mind at all that people are researching potential ways to prevent those disastrous consequences before they materialize. Some of them might have unintended consequences, but that's more, rather than less, reason to investigate them as far in advance of the need to implement as is possible.

      Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?


      Its not about "loving" evolution. People who acknowledge the demonstrated reality of evolution are, however, unsurprisingly also likely to recognize that drastic changes in environment can be very bad for life forms that are very successful in the old environment.

      OTOH, people that believe in invisible fairies devoted to protecting them from all material harm as long as they clap hard enough—a kind of immature religious faith that is sadly common in the US—are prone to ignore the facts and just ask everyone else to just clap harder.
    7. Re:Holy Cow... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "The same people who can't get beyond the Rule of Unintended Consequences want to something like this?"

      Humans are undergoing evolution just like every other organism on the planet. Maybe our consciousness and self-consciousness, planning, and foresight has absolutely no effect whatsoever? Maybe humans constantly meddling with things is just part of evolution.

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    8. Re:Holy Cow... by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Riiiiiight. Better to modify ourselves to the environment than modifying the environment to ourselves. Oh wait, no, making the world the way we want is what being human is all about.

      Fuckin' Luddites.

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    9. Re:Holy Cow... by njchick · · Score: 1
      What happens when they decide block the sun and the earth cools too fast, or photosynthesis doesn't occur like it's supposed to?
      They'll fold the shade or reorient it or move it from L1 to L2.
    10. Re:Holy Cow... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer.

      Supposed to? Supposed to!

      We were supposed to die at old at 30 and live in caves, but you don't see us doing that anymore.

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    11. Re:Holy Cow... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1
      Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer.


      Supposed to get warmer by whom? As a human, I suppose the earth to have the climate that is optimal for humans. You would want something different?

      And if you think the earth is supposed to get hotter by some diety... It is immediately apparent to ANYONE who pays ANY attention at all to the world around them that dieties don't give a flying fuck about disasters, natural or man-made. The roman gods failed them at Pompeii, the European gods failed them with the plague, the native american gods failed them when old-world disease decimated their population, the southeast asian gods failed them with the tsunami, and the modern western gods failed us with the 2004 US presidential election...
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    12. Re:Holy Cow... by Dasher42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, being human is about making intelligent, forward-thinking decisions. Ignoring the billions-year-old balance of life that we depend on for our gadgets sounds robotic to me!

    13. Re:Holy Cow... by mpcooke3 · · Score: 1

      What happens when they decide block the sun and the earth cools too fast, or photosynthesis doesn't occur like it's supposed to?

      Quite right. We seriously need to think this stuff through a bit better.

      That's exactly why I'm researching a planet sized space-heater and flashlight.

    14. Re:Holy Cow... by chipset · · Score: 1

      No, it's simple. How do we know the earth isn't on a natural trajectory for temperature. Perhaps this is part of the who natural warming and cooling cycle.

      Now, I won't argue that the earth seems to be getting warmer. However, the cause has not been proven. Saying CO2 is the likely cause may be right. Then again, perhaps the real cause is farming? Or passing gas? Or any other myriad of options.

      At one point, Alaska had a topical climate. Why are we trying to muck with this, when many examples of us trying manage anything in the natural world have always turned out different than we expected.

      I lived in Alaska during the Exxon Valdez disaster. For all the money and effort to clean up the oil, seems nature did it best. The natural tide and wave action did much better to break up the slicks than we did for all the chemicals and rock spraying we did. It was a "feel good" measure to clean birds and sea life, however, in the end it didn't matter a lick.

      So, for all we did, we couldn't do more than a little time.

    15. Re:Holy Cow... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I think that "supposed to" means that trying to put it off could have drastically worse consequences than simply trying to deal with it.

    16. Re:Holy Cow... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Why is it the same people who love evolution are the same people who want to keep everything the same?

      Because I for one do NOT welcome our newly evolved cockroach overlords!

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    17. Re:Holy Cow... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      OTOH, people that believe in invisible fairies devoted to protecting them from all material harm as long as they clap hard enough--a kind of immature religious faith that is sadly common in the US--are prone to ignore the facts and just ask everyone else to just clap harder.

      Hey, I'll have you that when I was growing up in the 80s the US was safe from the USSR all because of perfect balance between our unwillness to use our city destroying invisible fairies and the USSR unwillness to take the entire world out just to get US with their city destroying invisible fairies. But today is a different place. The USSR has fallen and those that were supposed to keep the city destroying invisible fairies chained and under their control have let the knowledge of the fairies out into the world and now North Korea, India, Middle East countries and maybe even terrorists have knowledge of those city destroying invisible fairies. I don't think anyone really believes that we've got any fairies out actually protecting US from the evil THEM. Maybe if we are lucky DHS (Department of Human Services) will ask some fairies very nicely and we'll be protected. Maybe it'll involve planting trees. Those tree fairies are powerful in large groups. Trees and tree fairies do help make more clouds so that the sky fairies can't watch you though.

  39. Number 1 priority by zecg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please don't forget to make it reversable.

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  41. Really feasible? by neatfoote · · Score: 1

    Setting aside the question of whether any of these solutions are at all practical, (AND the still larger question of whether there'll ever be a real climate crisis to necessitate them), I wonder how measures like the ones proposed in the article could be implemented, practically speaking, on a global level. Who would pay for this, for one thing? And what governing body exists capable of giving permission to tinker deliberately with the whole globe? Seems to me that geoengineering on a realistic scale would require pan-global organizational and economic structures that simply don't exist at present.

    1. Re:Really feasible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the Edward Teller paper on mitigation:

      http://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=author:%22Tell er%22%20intitle:%22Global%20Warming%20and%20Ice%20 Ages:%20Prospects%20for%20Physics-Based%20...%22%2 0&hl=en&lr=&oi=scholarr

      his analysis estimates costs of around $10B/year for spreading reflective materials in the atmosphere. As for governing bodies which would be able to pull this off, at those prices it falls well within the black budgets of several militaries.

  42. Call Weyland-Yutani for Terraforming services by NXIL · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terraforming

    We were able to terraform LV-426, and that place had some real problems.

    1. Re:Call Weyland-Yutani for Terraforming services by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Just don't pump the G-23 paxilon hydrochlorate into the air.

  43. A big business solution to the problem. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    The whole problem with global warming is there is no real share holder gain in stopping the cause. However, a project like blocking out part of the suns rays. Well that will cost a pile of cash. Lots of shareholder value there. Not to mention political kickbacks/campaign contributions.

  44. One day? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding.

    Sorry dude, but the Great Meltdown has been in progress for years already. Go count the glaciers at Glacier National Park, and then look up how many there were a few decades ago.

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  45. Re:Matrix by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was revisionist history. The robots knew tnat sunlight could have given them the energy they needed, and they knew that humans blotted it out. They put two and two together and came to the conclusion that the humans blotted it out to spite them.

  46. Not such a good idea... by haydon4 · · Score: 1

    Geoengineering is no magic bullet, Dr. Cicerone said. But done correctly, he added, it will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of overheating, with repercussions like melting icecaps, droughts, famines, rising sea levels and coastal flooding

    Or we could leave it alone and let the planet take care of itself like it always has for the last 40 billion years or so.

    Every time humans get involved with monkeying around with the ecosphere, the net results are less then positive.

    What I don't understand, is that we can't stop floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes or related natural disasters from destroying homes and lives, but we're arrogant enough to suggest that we can simply put a giant parasol in space, manufacture 'special' clouds, lace the stratosphere with sulphur, or my personal favorite "Trick oceans into soaking up more heat-trapping greenhouse gases" and expect to be able to accurately control the planet's climate.

  47. Not the way I've looked at it previously by Control+Group · · Score: 1

    I never really considered this as a thing to intentionally do. I've thought about it as a side-effect of orbiting solar arrays beaming power back to the surface, and contemplated what overall impact cutting down incident light would have on the planet... ...but only in terms of whether it's something we could live with, not whether it's something we should hope to accomplish.

    Which implies that, turned around, power generation could be a side-effect of blotting out the sun. Although you'd have to exclude the energy you're beaming to the surface from your percent sunlight blocked calculations, of course.

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  48. Bad Idea . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    With as many other screw-ups as other "geniuses" suggested (frogs in Austrailia, kudzu in Southeastern U.S, Seinfeld), I think somebody suggesting we need to "fix" the Earth by a giant umbrella just smacks of a screw-up in the making--especially when we keep hearing that this may not be a man-made thing. I saw a story where they were complaining that the glacier on Mt. Kilimonjaro had been up there for 11K years, but was disappearing. So, it must be our fault. Of course, the fact that it was not there 12K years ago must also be our fault.

    My son and his teenaged friend are beginning to refer to all unexplainable events as a natural result of Global Warming.

    "What's wrong with your girl friend?"

    - Global Warming

    "Why do fat women insist on wearing low-cut jeans?"

    - GLobal Warming.

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    1. Re:Bad Idea . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You must be a poor parent if your kid thinks like that. Do you live in the US by any chance?

  49. Scrith by kmahan · · Score: 1

    Now if we only had some Scrith to make it out of. It worked for the sunshade on the Ringworld. And was useful for a lot of other things.

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  50. Heaven forbid... by Kaldaien · · Score: 1

    Heaven forbid we should actually attack the cause of the problem and not merely the negative consequences. The simplest solution's usually the best.

    1. Re:Heaven forbid... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I would rather find a way to make chicks more comforatable about giving head than to just go with out. Finding solutions to keep a life style is always more prefered then to change the lifestyle.

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  51. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Informative

    > are we contributing to climate change? its just too uncertain to say... possibly. But concidering how much the atmosphere changes its chemical composition from volcaic activity alone, i think its a bit presumptuous to think that our tiny contribution (in comparison to volcanic activity) means jack shit.

    Amazingly, thousands of climatologists have the brass to disagree with you.

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  52. Global Dimming by FuryG3 · · Score: 1

    This is already happening (accidentally). Scientists believe that global warming would be much worse right now if it wasn't for the large ammount of light which gets reflected by airplane contrails and particulate matter which we have introduced into the atmosphere. After 9/11 (when airplanes were grounded) this theory was confirmed.

    Here's a (google video) link to a Nova program on the topic:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7369424310 394553407

    It's possible that as we remove contaminants from our existing emissions, it could actually make the situation worse by accelerating the rate at which global warming takes place...

    Not that we should avoid doing so, but we should also reduce CO2 emissions at the same time (or faster).

    1. Re:Global Dimming by lmpeters · · Score: 1
      This is already happening (accidentally). Scientists believe that global warming would be much worse right now if it wasn't for the large ammount of light which gets reflected by airplane contrails and particulate matter which we have introduced into the atmosphere.
      [snip]
      It's possible that as we remove contaminants from our existing emissions, it could actually make the situation worse by accelerating the rate at which global warming takes place...

      It's worse than that. Global dimming causes its own set of weather changes. There is evidence that the Ethiopian Famine of the 1970's and 1980's was the result of changes in the monsoon patterns over the Sahel region of sub-Saharan Africa, causing drought and crop failure.

      If scientists seriously think that they can use global dimming to neutralize global warming, then we're setting ourselves up for disaster. Maybe not the exact same disaster that would result from global warming alone, but disaster nonetheless.

  53. Uh terraforming by boldtbanan · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the same idea as terraforming. Is there a difference or did we just get a new 'engineering' word. "I'm not a terraformer, I'm a geoengineer."

  54. Forests of Kudzu covered Sumak everywhere by m0llusk · · Score: 1

    and dandilions--LOTS of dandilions

  55. Yay! Another Global Warming Thread! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been, what? two, three days?

  56. The answer is obvious by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    I propose we create a giant mirror and place it in orbit, thus reflecting the rays of the sun away from the Earth.

    In fact, I've taken the liberty to place one in orbit right now! Certainly, no small thing such as a pebble in space would disturb this gigantic mirror array, turning it on the unsuspecting populace in the form of a giant space laser.

    I'll take my moon sapphires now, thank you very much.

  57. So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by MoFoQ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was also in Highlander 2

    1. Re:So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Damn you for bringing that obsenity back into my mind. It totally ruined the original for me.

      You should have just said it was in The Matrix.

    2. Re:So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you'll find there never was a Highlander 2.

      It was just a collective hallucination. We're better now. We just have to keep telling ourselves that, OK?

    3. Re:So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by tbannist · · Score: 1

      There is no Highlander 2. Just a 2 hour long gap when nothing at all happened.

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    4. Re:So did Highlander 2 (was Re:One comment.) by AlexV · · Score: 1

      There should have been only one!

  58. Two birds, one [gazillion] dollars by Hoser+of+the+Valley · · Score: 1

    I refer to Oliver Wendell Jones' plan to circle the Earth with a net of dollar bills. Not only would this prevent the imminent attack by a nuclear capable third-world nation, but would also stop some of the global warming problems.

    Similarly, his electro photo-pigmentizer would end racism and skin cancer.

  59. A few years later.... by caffiend666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A few years later: Tokyo is 'lost' after the giant sunscreen is blown to earth by solar winds, covering up all of Honshu island... The giant reflective shield blocks out all heat, light, radio signals, air, but conducts elictricity so many are electrocuted. All of the worlds scientists whom built the block would figure out a way to help the dying/freezing/suffocating Japanese but the world is too busy laughing.... Imagine it, most of Japan destroyed by a giant sheet of mylar. Is known to future generations as the Great Tokyo Jiffy-Pop Disaster.

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  60. Exactly. by itismike · · Score: 1
    The problem with this type of thinking:
    ...will act like an insurance policy if the world one day faces a crisis of...
    is assuming that the world is in any sort of danger and that we need to save it. The world is not in crisis - if anything, humans may be approaching one. The above language reminds me of the type of thinking that assumed the Earth was the center of the universe.
    1. Re:Exactly. by pluther · · Score: 1
      The world is not in crisis - if anything, humans may be approaching one.

      You're being far too literal.
      It should be pretty obvious that when someone in this kind of context says "the world" they are actually talking about humanity. No, global warming, or an asteroid impact, or a nuclear war, or runaway deforestation or strip mining or anything else of the type won't destroy the world.
      But it does have a good chance of changing it to be less favorable to human life.
      As a small part of said human life, I'm happy to see any efforts made to avoide this.

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    2. Re:Exactly. by Kelson · · Score: 1
      No, global warming, or an asteroid impact, or a nuclear war, or runaway deforestation or strip mining or anything else of the type won't destroy the world.

      I trust you've seen the guide on How to destroy the Earth?

      The Earth is built to last.... It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily.
      This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity.... Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.
  61. O/t:-your ID/sig by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

    ...until such time as it is repaired by Symbiosis, resulting in transparency to gravity and total instant telepathy with others in Symbiosis.. StarDance/StarSeed/StarMind, Robinson, Spider and Jeanne
    (I'm guessing/hoping you're also a fan)

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  62. The Overlords by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

    I seem to recall that the Overlords in Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End had this ability. I, for one, welcome our new Overlord overlords.

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    1. Re:The Overlords by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      You do know they don't like being called that, right?

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  63. Re:Insane arrogance indeed. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Yes, because we're obviously just stading there going "Nature, you will cool down by five degrees Centigrade! By my mandate as master of beasts, I command it!" Definitely not approaching it as an engineering problem by researching the underlying mechanisms and tweaking them or anything.

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  64. Where Have I seen this before... by thebdj · · Score: 1

    Oh right, a really bad sequel.

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  65. Re:Some ideas aren't to bad. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rather than making the sunshade orbit earth, wouldn't it be easier to put the shade at some point between the sun and the Earth? Say at one of the Lagrange points?

    It wouldn't have to be a solid shade, either -- just truck a lot of water out there and spray it out through a nozzle, and create a cloud of ice crystals. They'd diffuse the incoming light rather than blocking it completely, and as a "fail safe," perhaps you could put them in a slightly unstable orbit, so that over time they'd stop shadowing the planet. If the system wasn't refreshed every few years, it would stop working. (Or maybe the solar wind would push it out of the Lagrange point and cause it to fail eventually...?)

    I'm sure there's probably some better fluid to use than water (maybe something lighter?), I was just using it as an example. Maybe even we could use a material that absorbs at particular wavelengths -- diffusing infrared while letting visible light through?

    We're only trying to block light here, it seems like a solid shade would be overkill. Why not make a cloud? They do a good job at blocking light inside the atmosphere.

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  66. And during the testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    they will suddenly discover that they've invented a Tox Uthat ? ;-)

    Hm, better idea: just skip a few steps and go directly for the totally sci-fi approach:

    Let's build a Dyson Sphere to feed our Matrioshka Brain. :-D

    Hmm.. thinking about this, I think Google's new data center is starting to scare me :O

  67. Highlander Highlander 2 Highlander 3 by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    damn it...u had to ruin it for me!
    I was trying to get Keanu's butt out of my mind....thx man...thx.

  68. Don't forget by Nightreaver · · Score: 1

    melting icecaps, [...], rising sea levels and coastal flooding

    It looks like water is the main problem. Ironic, as it's our origin.

  69. Because people don't like change by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can see that in all facets of life, and thus in weather as well. However the weather used to be that's "normal" in the minds of most people so when it changes in any way that's "abnormal" and thus a problem. Even if they intellectually understand it most people don't really grasp that the only constant on the world is change.

    I will say that such a plan, as a last resort isn't a bad idea because regardless of what the Earth would naturally do we want to keep it habitable for humans. The Earth may go through a natural cycle that would kill us off and we want to stop that, if we can.

    However in general we shouldn't screw with things like this because it's clear we have a very poor graps of how climate actually works.

  70. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by mxfuzzy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And thousands of climatologists agree with this poster... as do I. Plenty of holes in the global warming THEORY remain. It's a shame fearmongering surrounding this issue will always win out in the media, a headline story suggesting we can all stop worrying about global warming just won't get the ratings at this point. This article is just plain scary... whether or not the global warming theory is true. God help us if society ever decides to trust the lives of everything on this planet to a group of scientists arrogant enough to claim they can tinker with the global climate on this scale.

  71. And the level of ignorance is also astounding by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To think that dumping billions of tons of CO2 (and slightly less H20) into the atmosphere over the last 30 years alone (rough calculations indicate around 130 billion tons from early 70s to early 00s), while simultaneously deforesting much of the world's forests as fast as they can be cut, has little to no effect on the environment is the height of ignorance. CO2, the #2 greenhouse gas out there, right with H20 (which also comes from that gas combustion). And lets not forget that even modern gas engines aren't 100% efficient, so there's all that waste heat and energy dumped into the atmosphere that was previously buried underground. And this is only considering gasoline produced in the past 30 years. Figure the long-term gas use/production, not to mention coal and natural gas, and it is enough to make you sick (if you care, that is).
     
    What we need are real solutions to undo what we've done and at least bring the global temperature down a bit. Remember that article about how the temp is as high as it has ever been for as long as we have accurate records? Yeah, what we're doing is real, you can feel it when you walk outside. Blocking the sun just gives us an excuse to keep doing as we've been doing, not to mention F'ing up the ecosystem in the process.

    1. Re:And the level of ignorance is also astounding by huge+colin · · Score: 1
      To think that dumping billions of tons of CO2 (and slightly less H20) into the atmosphere over the last 30 years alone (rough calculations indicate around 130 billion tons from early 70s to early 00s), while simultaneously deforesting much of the world's forests as fast as they can be cut, has little to no effect on the environment is the height of ignorance.
      You should note that 5 billion tons of CO2 is several orders of magnitude less than the total mass of the Earth's atmosphere. Also, please cite sources for these estimates.
    2. Re:And the level of ignorance is also astounding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that article about how the temp is as high as it has ever been for as long as we have accurate records?

      To paraphrase Dennis Miller, "A hundred years ago, we were still going outside to take a shit. What makes you think our measurements were accurate to a tenth of a degree?"

    3. Re:And the level of ignorance is also astounding by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1
      You should note that 5 billion tons of CO2 is several orders of magnitude less than the total mass of the Earth's atmosphere. Also, please cite sources for these estimates.
      Of course, less than 0.1% of the earth's atmosphere has strong absorption or emission in the infrared spectrum, so you would still see significant effects if the carbon dioxide emissions were 5 orders of magnitude less than total atmospheric mass.

      Atmospheric mass is approximately 5.2x10^15 tons, so we can safely assume about 5 trillion tons of greenhouse gases.

      If the figure of 130 billion tons in 30 years is accurate, that's one generation of man producing more than 2% of the existing amount of greenhouse gases, which hardly qualifies as insignificant.

    4. Re:And the level of ignorance is also astounding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass. There is more forrested areas now than there were 30 years ago.

    5. Re:And the level of ignorance is also astounding by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Here are some accurate counts of these values with references to the literature.

      To sum up: 30% of the carbon in the atmosphere is of human origin, volcanos produce about 5% of what humans produce, we know which is which because of the isotope ratios and the amounts in the atmosphere and ocean add up to within 10% or so of what we are estimated to have released.

      (While I applaud the initiative you guys are showing, next time you might want to see if someone has actually done the calculations in a peer reviewed journal just to check your results.)

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  72. logans run by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    I guess we could build a dome and live in it to escape the environment that we created.

    Of course you have to carefully control population inside of a dome.

  73. Energy production itself becomes a problem. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that switching to nuclear energy sources -- whether nuclear or even that Holy Grail of free-energy, fusion -- really only postpones the problem. Or rather, changes its immediate cause.

    Right now we have global warming because of CO2 production and the "Greenhouse Effect." Fair enough; but I can easily imagine a future, particularly one where we develop a source of basically free, limitless energy, where that energy itself begins to become a problem.

    If you set up a 1,000 MW power plant, whether you're burning oil or cracking atoms (or smashing them together) to get that energy, that's a billion watts of power going into our ecosystem that wasn't there before. And it all ends up as heat. Greenhouse effect or no greenhouse effect, pour enough energy in the form of heat into an essentially closed system, and the temperature's going to rise.

    Especially if we think that we might discover fusion, or some other new source of energy, we need to know how to regulate the other big energy input to this planet: that of the sun. If we started doing a lot of mass-to-energy conversion, we'd probably want to offset the energy that we're dumping into the biosphere from our power plants by decreasing the input from the sun a little. So basically, we figure out our energy production, and "dial down" the solar radiation by that amount. My favorite crackpot idea for doing this involves a cloud of ice crystals at the Earth/Sun L1 point, but you can pick yours.

    In the long run (what I call the 'steady state'), solar-input regulation seems to be the only way to prevent climate change, if future developments allowed for more energy production than the planet radiated into space at night without increasing in temperature.

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    1. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmm, I am no physicists/ME, but I have a hard time believing that even if we doubled our current energy output, that we can make a dent in total heat that would matter. I would be surprised if it raises the temp by even .1 C (assuming an efficient conversion and no other source of energy input, such as the sun). I would assume that it would simply bleed more to space.

      OTH, it certainly would not hurt us to know how to manipulate our env. to better suite us. Being able to put light on an area during the night, such as a disaster area would be nice. In addition, being able to lower the amount of light reaching an area might be useful to cool an area and cause rain.

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    2. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      If you assume the Earth is a closed system, what do you suppose is causing it to not be really cold?

      In other words, your argument is ridiculous. What's the power output of every plant on earth versus the energy from insolation? I'll give you a hint: It's not big.

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    3. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware that current energy output pales in comparison to the energy input from the sun. However, what I was talking about was a situtation where that was no longer the case, because of the development of a new source of energy which increased total capacity far beyond what we do currently. I'm aware this is somewhat pie-in-the-sky ... but this was a discussion about building giant sunshades and geoengineering; I hardly think it's that unwarranted. So I suppose I'm taking on premise that the energy output from manmade mass-energy converters is nontrivial.

      I did err in using the phrase "closed system." The Earth is obviously not a closed system. If we assume that the current temperature is the steady state where the input (from the sun) equals the output (blackbody radiation, presumably), and that the rate of output is basically proportional to the earth's temperature, if we increase the input (or add another input), then the system will come to a new steady-state temperature that is higher than before.

      To a theoretical person inside the system, with no control over (or potentially, knowledge of) the input due to insolation or the output due to radiation, the system could seem as though it's closed: when they begin adding energy to the system, the equilibrium temperature increases; when they stop, it decreases. Thermally it's not closed at all, but in terms of the pure cause and effect (if I do this, then this happens), it might seem that way.

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    4. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The earth has a surface area of 510,065,600,000,000m (510,065,600 km).

      On average, the earth receives 175 watts of solar radiation per square meter per day (4.2 kilowatt-hours).

      Do the math and it adds up to 89.26148 zetawatts. A billion watts is only 0.00000112030408% of this amount. This would have no significant effect on global temperatures.

    5. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by superlaughtive · · Score: 1
      From the previous post-
      Off hand, all the solutions (CO2 sequestering,etc) that allow us to keep our oil/coal dependancies will probably come back to bite us. Far better to bite the bullet now, and switch to nukes(fission and fusion) and alternatives.
      They will probably come back to bite? I am a big proponent of biting the bullet and switching to solar, but the time is not yet right, but in the meantime we may need to store CO2. I don't see how sequestering CO2 by converting silicate rock to carbonate rock could come back to bite us; they are entirely stable (unless the acidity of rain increases incredibly, in which case we have more serious problems than released CO2).

      If you set up a 1,000 MW power plant, whether you're burning oil or cracking atoms (or smashing them together) to get that energy, that's a billion watts of power going into our ecosystem that wasn't there before. [...] If we started doing a lot of mass-to-energy conversion, we'd probably want to offset the energy that we're dumping into the biosphere from our power plants by decreasing the input from the sun a little. So basically, we figure out our energy production, and "dial down" the solar radiation by that amount.
      We should just do a lot of energy-to-energy conversion, namely photovoltaic. Then we solve your problem by avoiding dumping, sort of 'regulate' the sun, we don't introduce excess heat -- in fact we can make use of input heat, and we solve the bigger problem being discussed. The technology is currently satisfactory, as is evident by all of the new solar panels being installed and solar companies starting up, and new technologies will only bring the costs down further to be cost-effective without subsidizing. Simple solution using the energy being input to the planet! I study energy systems full time, so take this with a grain of salt :]
    6. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by edis · · Score: 1

      The problem is, new steady state for Earth (that suffers dramatic increase of another input performed by non-theoretical man inside the system) is likely to be where man is punished so badly, that is willingly or forcefully abandoning his formerly normal activities.

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    7. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      First off, you are removing CO2 that was produced from fossil fuel. The fuel started life as CnHm (basically, some form of methane being Ch4). This was dug/mined and then burned with O2. That is the O2 was removed from the atmospere and combined with the carbon. So now, we find that a relatively small amount CO2 is now causing problems. That is, there is an amplification of its damage from it. No bid deal. We simply remove it. But in doing so, you are now permantly changing the ratios. Personally, I do not think that it will affect anything. But we got into this situation where we are at because we had no knowledge, and in many ways, sought to discourage seeking that knowledge (I am remined of the tabacco industry). Sequestering is in many ways similiar. We now seek to remove large quantities of CO2 from the air without really knowing what total impact will be. One real test of this should be to fire up the biosphere 2 with current air, assorted plants, some animals and humans and then change the percentage to what we are talking about. Ideally, we would also create a 2'nd biosphere that is kept in homeostasis with the outside world (same percentages of gases). But I doubt that we will do it.

      Photovoltaic is many years away from being able to solve all our needs. For starters, we do not have a good way to store energy (that is something I harp on in my journals). But more so, we should consider the idea of using multiple sources such as nukes (good initial approach to getting away from oil) to wind to tidal to geo( perhaps even volcanic ). Over time, we will get better at solar and perhaps fusion. But right now, govs. should be studying how to store energy.

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    8. Re:Energy production itself becomes a problem. by superlaughtive · · Score: 1

      I know the cycle. Good point about the ratios. I don't think it will affect anything either, but it would be good to study in biospheres or even just model. However, we are sure that the increased atmospheric CO2 is affecting, so if there is not time/interest/money, perhaps it is best to act.

      I agree: multiple sources, depending on the location. The nuclear methods and tidal are good options; the former having a lot of political baggage and waste disposal R&D needed, the latter being able to contribute only relatively insignificantly. Wind in large scale has unknown, possibly great impact on climate streams and comes indirectly from solar. Geothermal doesn't have an unexploited capacity large enough to contribute substantially either (except in Iceland?).

      I do think PV can solve all needs, in time. One more benefit to tack onto it is its relative independence from geographic location. Sure, some areas receive more direct sunlight than others, but with panels performing well in diffuse light situations and a good storage system, it should suffice everywhere. The other renewables apart from nuclear are much more localized (actually, solar can even be installed far from water or pipelines).

      In the near-term, integrating intermittent solar electricity into the grid provides few technical difficulties, even when considering much higher levels of solar power usage, shown by studies and field experience. Storage is key in the long-term and is being studied (but I agree, perhaps not enough). Of course we could always put together that worldwide electric grid if we could all get along :]

  74. Swallowing the spider to catch the fly... by Kelson · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I think the solution to screwing up the environment by altering a chaotic system in ways we don't quite understand is not to alter it further, hoping we understood correctly, but to stop (or rather to slow down) altering it.

    Otherwise, we're falling into the same trap we have over and over again where the environment gets knocked out of whack -- such as the accidental introduction of a new species which proceeds to take over -- and we try to take a two-by-four and whack it in the other direction -- say, by introducing a predator to control that species -- and every time we're surprised when instead of correcting the course, it goes off careening in another direction -- the introduced predator ignores the target species and overruns the ecosystem itself.

    Take the ozone hole, for instance. We thought CFCs were these wonderful inert compounds that we could use safely. A few decades later, we find out that the one thing they do interact with -- ozone under high-UV conditions -- is extremely important to our continued health. The solution was not to launch some new UV shielding particle into the upper atmosphere -- god knows what side effects that would have had -- but to stop using CFCs, switch to something else, and let things sort themselves out.

    Until we know a hell of a lot more than we do about climatology, we're better off minimizing our interference than trying to counteract it.

  75. Whatever by xstonedogx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you also advocate moving away from places like Canada and Norway rather than building heated homes?

    In the context of humans adapting to nature vs. adapting nature to humans, there is no fundamental difference between preventing the icecaps from melting and putting in better flood control. We are still adapting nature to our needs (i.e. controlling nature), not the other way around. In fact, preventing the ice caps from melting is an example of better flood control.

    1. Re:Whatever by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except we do not have the power or technology to stop global warming.
      It has happening wven if we cut all output by 50% tomorrow. We do need to start thinking and preparing about how we will deal with the change.
      Shipping will change, agricultru will change, weather will change. Ther eis no rule that says it has to change in a beneficial way to humans. Based on natures responses to thing change there enviroment, I would think that it is more likly to be extremely detrimental to humans.

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  76. better than slashdot by aleator · · Score: 1

    for subjects like this, you should consider using other resources of discussion than slashdot... especially because the original news is more detailed, has references and is earlier announced than on slashdot ... have a look here:

    http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/004608.html

  77. Re:Some ideas aren't to bad. by Xzzy · · Score: 1

    Rather than making the sunshade orbit earth, wouldn't it be easier to put the shade at some point between the sun and the Earth? Say at one of the Lagrange points?

    The further out you put it, the larger you have to make it. The L1 point is about twice the distance from earth to the moon, so it'd have to be larger than 12,000 kilometers (diameter of the moon).

    The L1 point still requires some orbital maintenance, and I imagine as the size of the thing goes up, the cost of that maintenance goes up too. Smarter heads than mine would have to figure out the scale of cost as distance increases.

  78. Sun? by Fallen+Mongoose · · Score: 1

    What is this sun you speak of; is it caffienated?

  79. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Informative
    I want to set this straight since it comes up often:

    According to the University of California, Santa Barbara:
    Carbon dioxide is abundant in volcanic gases, but not enough to significantly contribute to the greenhouse effect. Volcanoes contribute about 110 million tons of carbon dioxide per year while man's activities contribute about 10 billion tons per year.
  80. Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by dan828 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Larry Niven did this in his novel "A World Out of Time" published in 1976. Damned internet generation.

  81. volcanos did it! by nido · · Score: 1

    I like the "increased underwater volcanic activity" theory myself. Saw a pdf by a climatologist somewhere... When I find it again, I'll submit a story.

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  82. Oh FFS... by Bemopolis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Photons are enegy packets. If an object absorbs it, it heats up. If that object were a baseball bat, I'd pummel you with it. Then I'd find any moderator who marked this 'Interesting' and percussively sterilize him with it.

    It's one thing to say something ignorant; it's another to raise that stupidity above my reading threshold.

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  83. In related news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The WHO recently announced an alarming spike in the number of people worldwide suffering from SAD ...

  84. soviet solar scientists by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance?
    The Russian solar physicists Galina Mashnich and Vladimir Bashkirtsev of the Irkutsk Institute of Solar-Terrestrial Physics think that recent warming is directly tied to the sunspot cycle and the planet will soon start cooling again. They are so sure of this that they accepted a $10,000 wager to that effect with climate scientist James Annan. The bet is that the planet's average surface temperature will be lower 1012-2017 than it was 1998-2003.

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    1. Re:soviet solar scientists by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1

      Correction: I meant 2012-2017...

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    2. Re:soviet solar scientists by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      Russian solar physicists Galina Mashnich and Vladimir Bashkirtsev
      And what exactly is their expertise in climatology? And would you accept claims from climatologists about the inner workings of the sun?

      For a discussion of this topic involving people who study the earth's climate (as opposed to the sun's climate) please see here.
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    3. Re:soviet solar scientists by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
      And what exactly is their expertise in climatology? And would you accept claims from climatologists about the inner workings of the sun?

      The questioner was looking for reputable scientists, not specifically climatologists. And these seem to fit the bill. I never said I accepted their claim. In fact, I personally wouldn't have taken such a bet at even odds. But then, I have expertise in neither climatology nor solar science.

      Incidentally, realclimate has biases of its own; you might want to read climateaudit.org as a counterpoint. (I follow both.)
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    4. Re:soviet solar scientists by JPribe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope. The sun has nothing to do with the temperature of the earth. Nothing at all.

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    5. Re:soviet solar scientists by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like the Sun has anything to do with heating the Earth...

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  85. A sad indicator by treppie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We finally start to recognize the negative consequences of some change that's happening in nature. There happens to be a preponderance of evidence that certain actions of human society are responsible for this change. So do we all say "Hey, I guess we need to change our habits" and try to fix the problem at it's most probable source? No. Instead, some of us say "Well, if messing around with part of our ecosystem without having a clue what we were doing got us into this mess, then, by golly, maybe messing around with a different part of our ecosystem without having a clue what we are doing will get us out of it!" This really is a sad indicator of human psychology. Even when we recognize our problem, and even when we recognize that we our the source of that problem, we try to fix things by doing anything other than changing ourselves. Mess with the oceans, mess with the clouds, put sun-shades in space, but certainly don't make humans alter their behavior or make society adapt to a new way of meeting our energy needs!

  86. I've got it! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    We genetically engineer a giant cane toad to block out the sun!

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  87. Yeah, like a fever... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Some people just don't get it. Perhaps the earth is supposed to get warmer.

    Gaia is just getting a little fever, like you do when you are sick. When all the bad germs are gone, bring on the global frozen daquiris again for the next ice age...

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  88. Connor McCloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's time for an obscure movie reference folks!:

    Is Connor McCloud of the clan McCloud the chief scientist behind this all? ;)

    It's time for the immortals to fight.. wohoo!

  89. Newsflash: climate engineering already happening by nido · · Score: 1

    Look up in the sky... After I first heard about the "chemtrail" phenomena, I started paying attention. Interesting how some jet's vapor stream dissipates quickly, while others hold together for some time.

    Activist web sites alledge that some planes get atomized aluminum powder in their jet fuel, which passes through the engine okay. Aluminum in the air reflects sunlight back into space.

    Atomized aluminum in the ground wrecks havoc with the ecosystem. The bastards who started this program ought to be shot, if it indeed exists as charged.

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  90. 3-Day Blinds is having a sale by wardk · · Score: 2, Funny

    these guys can get it delivered to custom size in only 3 days

  91. Giant magnifying glass too? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    In addition to a shade, will they have a magnifier ready too?

    That way, when the next Ice Age or nuclear winter comes, they can just switch modes...

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  92. What about "global dimming"? by dowdle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have to admit that I didn't read the article (yet)... but this begs the question... what about "global dimming". Haven't heard of global dimming? most people haven't. For a good overview, visit:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming

    Reducing the amount of sunlight that hits the earth is already happening with some negative side effects.

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  93. up next by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    so the next thing that will happen is:
    Maggie will shoot Mr Burns...

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  94. Insane ignorance! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    If we don't try, we'll never know.

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    1. Re:Insane ignorance! by itismike · · Score: 1

      This is humor, right? Do you really think we should use a non scientific method to find out what might happen to our habitat by making significant changes to our solar system? Isn't this like wondering if you could speed up your hard drive by applying house current and carrying out that experiment on your personal data? Without a backup?

      That's just silly.

    2. Re:Insane ignorance! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      What's unscientific about trying something and observing the results? As for whether or not we should do something to remedy climate change, we don't have much choice. Doing nothing is not an option. The popular political sentiment towards climate change is that we need to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. You have to admit that we have no idea what effect that will have on climate change either. So why is it unthinkable to do something proactive about climate change?

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    3. Re:Insane ignorance! by itismike · · Score: 1

      IANAS, but from what I remember from science class, the scientific method includes applying a stimuli to a subject, as well as not applying that same stimuli to other subjects (the control portion of the experiment) and observing the differences. Adjusting the intensity of the Sun makes changes to the entire ecosystem of Earth all at once which removes any possibility of observing the control portion of the experiment.

      I have not seen Al Gore's latest film, but I am still a bit skeptical about how much change we have caused the planet. I do not think that I am in denial; evidence exists that the temperature of the planet has fluctuated quite a bit in the past without any help from us. The fact that it is on a warming trend as we complete our Industrial Revolution is interesting, and could use some further examination.

      Don't get me wrong - I think it is good that we are examining the byproducts of our manufacturing and energy-producing methods and how they may affect our environment - but I don't think we should make global efforts to artificially cool the planet because, as the grandparent of this thread suggests, we are still quite ignorant about the biosphere that we call Home.

  95. Enough with Global Warming already! by Namlak · · Score: 1

    We keep hearing about this supposed "problem" when GLOBAL WETTING is already upon us!

  96. Re:The level of arrogance is astounding by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, there's a temperature at which humans are comfortable, therefore that is what the temperature should be. Personally I'm for undoing some of the inclination of the planet too - get rid of these pointless seasons. It'd also be nice if we could make it rain less in the cities and more in the agricultural regions.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
  97. Metropolis by olego · · Score: 1

    Who will protect Metropolis then? Everyone knows that Superman is powerless without the sun!

  98. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by geekoid · · Score: 1

    A climatologists would know what a theory is.

    Also, it's not thousands that disagree, or even hundreds.

    Go lie elsewhere.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  99. Let me guess...... by pablo_max · · Score: 0

    They will build a great big sun blocker way out in the L-Point between here and the sun. Then, they will use a giant super duper computer to control the thing since they will need to keep it in the L-Point....Let's not forget it will also be a HUGE solor sail! Plus they will have to rotate the thing!!! I am pretty sure this was in a book I just read. I think maybe it was stephen Baxter.

    anyhow, it worked in the book so it must work in real life!

  100. Re: not Totally New by treeves · · Score: 1

    Well then, I , for one, welcome our new sun-blocking overlords.

    Block it over Arizona and the Sahara desert if you must, but could you please leave it alone in the Pacific NW - we don't get enough sunshine as it is and we still buy more sunglasses than the rest of the country!

    --
    ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
  101. In related news... prosecution to follow! by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...The New York Times is running an article about geoengineering in which many solutions to global warming include decreasing the amount of sunlight that the planet sees...

    In a related item, the Bush administration is chastizing the Gray Lady for, yet again, publishing news about a possible new secret weapon against The War On Terror.

    Representative Peter King, a New York Republican, said he would write Attorney General Alberto Gonzales urging that the country's chief law enforcer "begin an investigation and prosecution of the New York Times - the reporters, the editors and the publisher."

    "We're at war, and for the Times to release information about secret operations and methods is treasonous," King told The Associated Press.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:In related news... prosecution to follow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Offtopic - ha!

      Moderator obviously doesn't read the US newspapers.

      Since Global Warming doesn't officially exist, what other purpose could there be for blocking out the Sun - hmm? The New York Times will be vindicated, just you wait and see.

  102. Re:Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Of course they do. Subtitles.

  103. Re:Warming, the other real reason by WhatDoIKnow · · Score: 1

    Nah, remember the article a few weeks ago about meteors? And how often they enter Earth's atmosphere & burn up? All those megaton-equivalents of energy have to go somewhere, the usual result is heat.

  104. Reduce solar output with a neutron absorber by bigtrike · · Score: 1

    We should just reduce the solar output by dumping neutron absorbers directly into the sun. Now all we need to do is find a source for about 2 x 10^29 kg of Boron-10, a ship large enough to move it, and an energy source for said ship.

  105. That'll just cause more greenhouse gasses by StarkRG · · Score: 2

    The problem is not too much Sun it's too much heat. The reason the heat's there is that we've got greenhouse gasses. Were it not for the greenhouse gasses this planet would be a freezing ball of ice and rock. We have too much greenhouse gasses. Carbon dioxide is one of, if not the, biggest contributor to the greenhouse effect. Chloroplasts absorb and convert carbon dioxide during the light stage, however, during the dark stage they actually produce carbon dioxide. The overall effect of the two stages is that carbondioxide is reduced. If we reduce the amount of light being recieved by these plants the ratio might be altered and plants won't be able to absorb as much carbon dioxide as they currently do, perhaps even giving off more than they absorb. The plants will also not be able to make as much energy and will die. Decomposing plants give off more greenhouse gasses that'll just cause more of a problem than we currently do.

    And don't say that moving the planet further out is going to make a difference, if Mars and Venus were switched they'd pretty much retain their current climates. Venus too hot for most solid metals, and Mars too cold and variable to sustain much gasseous carbon dioxide...

  106. Found one: Stephen Hawking. by jelle · · Score: 1

    "I am still looking for a reputable scientist that believes in global warming, and isn't caught up in the hype."

    Duh. Are you really looking, or just saying you're looking? Maybe you're blind?

    For example, less than a week ago: How about Stephen Hawking (the 'weelchair guy').

    http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-06/22/cont ent_623803.htm

    He said he was afraid that Earth "might end up like Venus, at 250 degrees centigrade and raining sulfuric acid."

    I don't think anybody posting here has what it takes to call Stephen Hawking wrong.

    --
    --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
    1. Re:Found one: Stephen Hawking. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody posting here has what it takes to call Stephen Hawking wrong.


      Sure we do. I definitely would not contradict Steven Hawking in his field of expertise. But global climatology is an area where he's a layman just like the rest of us.
    2. Re:Found one: Stephen Hawking. by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      But global climatology is an area where he's a layman just like the rest of us.

      I am curious. Why do you think that he has the same knowledge about this that you have? I am quite certain that he spends a great deal more time reading and thinking about what is going on then does anybody here( for instance, he is not thinking about getting laid or worried about getting his house clean for company ). I would be surprised if he spends 100% of that time doing nothing but string theorey. In fact, you get nowhere if you spend all your time on one subject.

      Since hawkings is commenting on a subject and it is matching up with so many of the other premire scientists, I will listen.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    3. Re:Found one: Stephen Hawking. by jelle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Sure we do. I definitely would not contradict Steven Hawking in his field of expertise. But global climatology is an area where he's a layman just like the rest of us."

      You can say what you want, but a scientist and author as bright as Mr Hawking is not a layman in anything that he talks about as a speaker at a conference.

      Do you think that a thorough understanding of math, physics, chemistry, and astronomy, let's say "the universe" has nothing to do with climate? And when a highly intelligent scientist such as Mr Hawking talks about it, he doesn't know what he's talking about?

      Wake up and smell the coffee.

      A lot of fields of science are quite strongly related. For example, the famous physicist Niels Bohr was definitely not a layman in other fields, say chemistry.

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      --- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
    4. Re:Found one: Stephen Hawking. by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      the famous physicist Niels Bohr was definitely not a layman in other fields, say chemistry.

      He was also played a little professional football (soccer) as a goalkeeper.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Aecis/Trivia
      Quite the all rounder that guy.

    5. Re:Found one: Stephen Hawking. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that climatology even counts as science, it just plain too new and it really doesn't have professional base of knowlege and there is no experimental base to it which means all of it's "facts are self-referencial" In climatalogy we know "a" is true becauase it proven by "b" which is known to be true beacuse it's proven by "c" which is proven by "a".
      Dr. Freud is definately not a layman either, but his theories are taught only as a historical curiousity to psycologists today, Dr. Sagan isn't a layman either but my setiAtHome client hasn't picked up ET yet and we're not in a nuclear winter either.

      The bottom line is you have to be really smart to do something really stupid, often the hardest thing the town's mayor has to to is recognise when the village idiot is right and the village genius is wrong. We are only going to get one shot at this so we had better be right the first time.

      --
      Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  107. CO2 causing global warming by krusadr · · Score: 1

    What we need is more smog to blockout all that sunlight LA style.

    --
    while sco {
    wget -O /dev/null http://www.sco.com?sco=litigious%20bastards
    }
  108. Won't somebody please think of the... by Khammurabi · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody please think of the plants and photoplankton? I'm no scientologist, but I'm pretty sure that limiting the amount of light coming from the sun would wreck any biocycles nature has developed. Call me an alarmist, but suddenly deciding to reduce the output of a near static light source (within 1%) that has been around for millions of years would probably be a "Bad Thing" (tm).

    "Geoengineering" is a cool sounding term, but only completely conceited egomaniacs would think that they have enough scientific knowledge under their belt to start tinkering with the Earth's switchboard. The scientific community can go play God on someone else's ecosystem, Earth already has enough problems without ambitious Ph.D's playing doctor with the world climate. There are less potentially dangerous ways to control carbon dioxide emissions and global warming than giving the Earth a brand new set of Oakley's.

    [For added emphasis, I've replaced certain parts of the obligatory Simpsons reference with pertinent madlibs]

    QUIMBY
    For stopping global warming, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.

    Skinner talks to Lisa.

    SKINNER
    Well, I was wrong. The earth sized sunglasses are a godsend.

    LISA
    But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by glasiers?

    SKINNER
    No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of nuclear weapons. They'll wipe out the glasiers.

    LISA
    But aren't the nuclear weapons even worse?

    SKINNER
    Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of bacteria that thrives on radiation.

    LISA
    But then we're stuck with mutant bacteria!

    SKINNER
    No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the bacteria simply freezes to death.

  109. Riiiiiiiight... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    This would be a much cheaper, easier, and more direct method then say, changing the CAFE (Corporate Average Fuel Economy) standards to curb emmisions! And of course, the fuel expended to boost millions of square miles of mirrors into orbit would have no effect whatsoever on the environment!

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  110. obligatory... by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.

  111. Matrix plotline fix by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Maybe they bioengineered humans to be a better source of energy than the garden-variety humans found these days?

  112. Think Different by heptapod · · Score: 1

    Why block the sun when people can raise the Earth's albedo? More white and reflective buildings, more concrete roads and sidewalks.

  113. Giant air conditioner by Setsquare · · Score: 1
    I'm sure the first thing laymen think of as a solution for global warming is a giant air conditioner. I've never seen any paper or climate blog showing that its impossible or too expensive or even considering it at all.

    I assume there's some really obvious disadvantage but I'd really appreciate if some expert could point it out in a reply.

    1. Re:Giant air conditioner by 9Nails · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be that giant. (Holds 2 fingers parallel) The Sun is only this big from my side of the Earth. The shade just needs to be about that size then. And I would like it to be adjustable. I little cooler all around the year would be good. And no more sunburns please!

    2. Re:Giant air conditioner by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting solution, to be sure.

      But we don't have a clean, effective means of generating power. This huge, wonder of the world global cooling machine, even assuming we could physically build it, is going to use an enormous amount of energy, I would hazard a guess that it's vastly more than the amount we're currently generating. So lets say we decide to try it. We then go out and build a huge amount of power plants to get this underway.

      The power plants are now kicking out more greenhouse gasses, which is exasperating the problem, which is going to require a bigger cooling machine, which is going to require more power plants... you get the idea.

  114. OT: tagging redundancy by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thinks buzzwords like

    burns, simpsonsdidit, whoshotmrburns, fud

    are a total waste of screen space? I can't think of a single instance where this tagging has provided any useful information whatsoever.

  115. Oh you missed one by fandog · · Score: 2, Funny

    A: determine honestly to the best of our ability what and when and how ( leaving if on the table ) we humans will be affected. and no dilly dallying or politicing, or hiding heads in sand.

    B: once we know that, decide how we semicollectively want to respond. options seem to include getting us off the earth, and letting it go the way it wants to, while we terraform lifeless ( hopefully ) planets elsewhere, space stations, etc, etc. Or deciding to taylor earth better to our liking ( would not be my first choice ). and think of other strategies.

    C: Put the plan into action, if one is needed.

    D: PROFIT! :)
    1. Re:Oh you missed one by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Seemed *so* obvious....

      Good one.

      --
      emt 377 emt 4
  116. Ummmm by NRISecretAgent · · Score: 1

    Hey, this damn atmosphere is causing some serious problems. MAJOR greenhouse effect... Yeah let's add another, thicker layer to the atmosphere! That should solve allllll our problems.

    OK, ok, I know it probably wouldn't really happen like that. In the end, if we did this right, we would be able to let sunlight in when we wanted to (not we as in us but as in the people but governments and stuff) creating something of a climate control for the Earth! Can't really tell if we're going to add to the problem are get a useful extra that we can advertise to aliens that might want to vacation here.

  117. Re:The level of arrogance is astounding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But concidering how much the atmosphere changes its chemical composition from volcaic activity alone, i think its a bit presumptuous to think that our tiny contribution (in comparison to volcanic activity) means jack shit.

    Aside from the other poster pointing out that volcanoes put out an average of millions of tons of CO2 a year while human CO2 production is in the billions, the fact remains that if we continue to dick around pointing fingers at WHY this is happening, it won't get fixed and mankind will be in deep shit.

    that anyone would think that they know "the temperature the earth is supposed to be" is the height of arrogance.

    Scientists know what temperatures corn grows at. They know at what temperatures wheat, rice, and a lot of other crops grow at, as well as the grasses eaten by grazing herds, and the temperatures those animals are best suited to. If we want to continue to eat corn, wheat, and animals raised on those crops, then we know what temperature the parts of Earth where those things grow have to remain at.

  118. Might not be a problem by Trogre · · Score: 1

    If Global Dimming continues, we won't need to go to any trouble to block the sun.

    --
    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  119. Re:Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, it's not as clear cut as that. Look at the dates: Josie and the Pussycats

    Mind you, I do agree with the sentiment that overall people (not just slashdot, but, people) are becoming more illiterate and, well, just less wise in general. TV has replaced many levels of learning.

  120. Time Magazine: Another Ice Age? [24 June 1974] by ekiledal · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://time-proxy.yaga.com/time/archive/printout/0 ,23657,944914,00.html/

    Perhaps we should give the scientists a cooling off period before we start messing with climate control?

    1. Re:Time Magazine: Another Ice Age? [24 June 1974] by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Once again, someone reads a rag like Time and assumes it speaks for "scientists". In fact, no journal article was ever published making such claims.

      --
      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
  121. In the year 3000 by JimiSpier · · Score: 0

    Remember, Odgen Wornstrum tried this and failed.. We just need all the robots to vent their exhust and move us about a degree to the left..

    --
    Jimi Spier
    www.jimispier.com - My tunes
  122. Hugely dangerous! by apt_user · · Score: 3, Informative

    Trying to engineer our climate doesn't count as adapting, it is as foolhardy as a little kid trying to cool his bedroom in the summer by breaking out his dad's power tools and cutting holes in the walls.

    I'm a historian, and I can tell you for a fact that the earth has been much warmer in the past than it is now, and I really do not think that we are responsible for the climate warming that we're observing now. Applying systems theory to the data doesn't work because our instumentation hasn't been good enough for long enough to really tell us much; we could be looking at a perfectly natural rise in temperature that cycles every few thousand years. The astronomers up the hall from me say that the surface of Mars has been increasing in temperature at the same rate as Earth's for as long as we've been able to observe it. They think that our climate is reflecting a cycle going on in the Sun. It could be so. In any case, a warmer climate is nothing new and nothing to worry about as long we can adapt.

    1. Re:Hugely dangerous! by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      I'm a historian, and I can tell you for a fact that the earth has been much warmer in the past than it is now,
      Do you have any references?

      Here are some references from climatologists on the Medieval Warm Period, the Mid-Holocene Climatic Optimum and the Little Ice Age, all of which directly contradict your statement.

      And while we are on the subject, the warming of Mars is irrelevant and our temperature measurements are MUCH longer than "a few thousand years".

      If you are really a historian, then I rather suspect that you would take a dim view of someone outside the field making broad and ignorant statements about your area of expertise, seeing those statements repeated ad nauseam by a well-funded industrial cartel and finally having your reasonable responses denigrated with ad hominem attacks on your professional character.

      And even if that does not bother YOU, I suspect it would bother "the astronomers up the hall".
      --
      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
  123. Re:Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by icebrain · · Score: 1

    And Kim Stanley Robinson used (and I'm making a dramatic simplification) a sunshade/mirror in orbit in his Red/Green/Blue Mars books... first, to warm Mars up, and then to cool Venus down. Damned internet generation, indeed.

    --
    The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
  124. Two points by geekoid · · Score: 1

    1 a boatload od energy is reflected back from the surface
    2 5% is not enough to account for the total warming. Not by a long shot.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  125. Misreading by Shishberg · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read the "whoshotmrburns" tag as "Who's Hot Mr Burns"?

  126. I'm sure they're not scientists by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I've experienced all kinds of things blocking out the sun - clouds, trees, tall houses, annoying people who decide to set up camp right in front of you on the beach, but never scientists. On the whole, scientists tend not to be all that gregarious and prefer to be in their labs than out in the sun. So whatever is blocking it, it's probably not a bunch of scientists.

    --
    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  127. Can the reverse work? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well not exactly the reverse, but how about using a series of lenses to warm up the northern hemisphere during winter? Them equator types probably wouldn't mind missing a bit of heat during December and we Ohioans could use an extra 20 degrees 3-4 months of the year.

    A certain amount of the flora and fauna of the north depends on low temperatures, as I've understood it, and there are repercussions in that regards. On the other hand, it's a relatively easy sell environmentally--a 20 degree increase in temperature for the Northern United States (during winter) would reduce the resources used to heat homes and offices significantly--thereby reducing the accompanying pollution.

  128. Here is definitive proof, at last, by GungaDan · · Score: 3, Funny

    that the Simpsons is fully 3 /. mod point points funnier than the Angry Beavers.

    --
    Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
  129. Re: The level of arrogance is astounding by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > Plenty of holes in the global warming THEORY remain.

    Spoken like a true creationist...

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  130. Re:Some ideas aren't to bad. by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

    Water weighs roughly 8.34lbs/gallon or 1kg/liter. Silk screen or fabric would weigh far less, and cover vast amounts of space compared to water of the same weight.

    --
    -William
    God is everything science has yet to explain.
  131. it's pretty simple... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Ask someone who lives at the coastline, like in Manhattan what they think about climate change.

    They paid a lot for that land.

    Whether it's natural for the Earth to get warmer or not, there's a big reason to fight it.

    Could it have seemingly random consequences? Yes. But global warming will have random consequences too.

    Also, just because people believe in evolution doesn't mean they love it. Evolution involves the unfit dying. Few people want their relatives to die just because they don't have perfect health.

    --
    http://lkml.org/lkml/2005/8/20/95
    1. Re:it's pretty simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your (or my) relatives dying makes the human race better, I am all for it. Forest fires are good. They help to replenish the forest. Cutting trees is bad, because it is usually for commercial gain. I say let it burn. If it burns down your house, don't come crying to me. You built there. Just like these idiots who build in flood plains cry when their house is flooded and ask to be bailed out. If you didn't live there, you wouldn't have flooded. If you are stupid enough to live there, or stupid enough not to flee a hurricane, you get what you deserve. If you are lucky and only lose all your possesions, I am happy for you. But, don't ask me to give you my posessions because of your stupidity. So,if you are not genetically good material, please do me and humanity a favor and not breed.

    2. Re:it's pretty simple... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      And what about the people who live in parts of the country that will be covered in several feet of snow in 6 months? Global warming sounds pretty good to those people, especially with heating costs rising every year.

      --
      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  132. Hello Mr. Kelvin by woolio · · Score: 1

    Would you happen to have the name of a reputable scientist that claims solar output variation is responsible for global warming, by any chance? Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle the variation is less than 1%.

    You do realize that the Earth doesn't need to receive double the radiation to go from 30F to 60F, right?

    When viewed on the Kelvin scale, I would suspect the temperature variation due to global warming is MUCH LESS than 1%.

  133. Typical human response by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

    Blocking the sun on a planet scale would be a typical human response by addressing the symptom, not the contributing causes within our control.

    -Slashdot Junky

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    .
    Landfill Mining Co.
    Managing the (Un)natural Resources of Tomorrow
    1. Re:Typical human response by somebraincells · · Score: 0

      we're all gonna die

  134. Re:Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

    And in Glen Cook's Darkwar trilogy, the opposite is done: mirrors are used to keep the planet out of an ice age.

  135. No, no, we've already seen that movie... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    Right here.

    A film major I knew back in 2000 claimed that the only reason for that movie was so that somebody could write off a dozen sets of 12 different colored lens. Apparently those things ain't cheap.

    --
    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
  136. Organic superlube? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WD-40 is a superlubricant and it's made from oil, ergo, organic superlube. Pity I'm not getting my fusion laser along with it.

    But where are my synthetic fossil fuels?

    1. Re:Organic superlube? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      We can make synthetic fuel. It's just not economically viable... yet. Synthetic lubricants are much more common, and practical. Though the definition of "practical" is slightly twisted when dealing with $2,000 a barrel (55 gal) synthetic gear lube.

      It sure is funny to see someone pop a drum of that stuff with a forklift.
      (Less funny: Trying to stop it from leaking, and cleaning up after draining what's left into buckets)

    2. Re:Organic superlube? by anonamussone · · Score: 1, Informative

      " Though the definition of practical is slightly twisted when dealing with $2,000 a barrel (55 gal) synthetic gear lube.

      55 gallons is a "drum". A "barrel" of a petroleum (or synthetic equivelent) product is 42 gallons. Just so you know.

  137. The Animatrix by DJ_Perl · · Score: 1

    Didn't humans block out the Sun as a means of depriving the machines of energy?

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    -- Subvert the dominant paradigm. Repeat as desired. http://ownlifeful.com/
  138. Carl Sagan might suggest a little Nuclear Winter by ruffwork · · Score: 1

    We could always launch a few hundred of those nukes we have and use the nuclear winter to offset the global warming...

  139. Re:Cartoons? Doesn't anyone read anymore? by alpha_foobar · · Score: 1

    Is the internet as bad as television?

  140. I've long suspected... by skids · · Score: 1

    ...that the reason for this gaping hole in the scientific plausibility of The Matrix is due to nothing more than this:

    Duracell was willing to pony up more product placement dollars than AMD or Intel.

    It would have made much more sense if the machines wanted us for that nice neural net between our ears.

    1. Re:I've long suspected... by Kyeev · · Score: 1

      er, maybe.
      If they could pick out the 1% or so brains that are actually useful.
      The rest of us can't remember more than 2 phone numbers at one go!

      --
      I wasn't what Willis was talkin about
  141. Who says global warming is bad? by PeterWone · · Score: 1

    For starters it is very possible that global warming is the only thing keeping us out of the next ice age, which - going on the last couple of interglacials - is due right about now. And even if the seas do rise, from an Australian perspective this represents a huge improvement - it will greatly disadvantage most of our competitiors, it will drown most of our lawyers and it will give us back the world's largest estuary, an ecological bonanza if ever there was one. Most of our remaining landmass will become coastal, with greatly improved rainfall. You in the northern hemisphere have trashed the ozone layer over us, and we suffer for your sins. Now we will profit from them. It's only fair.

  142. Billions year old balance of life? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    What a load of horse shit. The world has been in constant flux and many organisms have been on the arse end of it. I'm for making sure we don't join them.

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
    1. Re:Billions year old balance of life? by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the reason any of us are alive is that biodiversity allows survival. Somewhere in that diverse pool, something has got what it takes to live. We live atop of billions of years of ecosystems making the most of the energy we've gotten from the earth and sun, and it happens because nearly every possible way to turn that energy into organic life that you can think of is done somewhere. That energy to live is the real wealth; people just use money and playstations and air conditioned buildings to forget that.

      This late outbreak of people with bulldozers burning millions of year's worth of stored solar energy in just a century or two to impose their frail and imbalanced monocultures of grass and plastic and cash crops by brute force destroys far more than any rational being can justify. Have a look at what mountaintop-removal mining is doing to Appalachia. Look at the difference between a living coral reef and a dead one. Notice how human intervention with levees and destroyed wetlands made Katrina such a disaster. Listen to the astronauts when they say that over their careers they can see the differences made as the rain forests are stripped.

      What they teach in any decent biology class at the college level should be taught far sooner, so people could appreciate that no one species can really live on its own. Condone the ways of modern industry and call people Luddites if you will, but you simply can't do it in the name of long-term human survival.

    2. Re:Billions year old balance of life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. Preserve what we've got, conserve what we use, and accept that we are all a part of the circle of life, not beings elevated to status of man-gods with the right, or knowledge, to alter this world on a scale such as is being proposed. Every time we screw with this planet to try to make it better suited to our human needs, and ignore that life adapts to change in conceited attempt to exempt ourselves from the laws of life, we just end up fucking it up more. We humans will be our own undoing.

  143. The Moon by Frogg · · Score: 1

    Can't we just push the moon over a little bit?

  144. Re:Some ideas aren't to bad. by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1
    True.

    A 0.01 mm thick circular sheet of mylar with the same radius as Earth would require only a billion tons of carbon.

    Isn't that a bit ironic when compared to our greenhouse gas emissions?

    (I'm not saying that would be a good design, but it's an interesting figure to start with.)

  145. Cheap Sunglasses by Joebert · · Score: 1

    This is one of the coolest inventions I've seen in awhile.
    *slides on his cool guy sunglasses*

    --
    Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
  146. What a brilliant idea. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    Blocking out the sunlight, thereby reducing the main mechanism that takes carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere - photosynthesis.



    Brilliant. What are these guys smoking, and where can I get some ?

  147. already happening? by fithmo · · Score: 1

    Some people believe that efforts are already being made to block the sun by releasing chemical particulates from jets, causing their con trails to abnormally spread out in to sun blocking clouds.

    see chemtrail "theory"

  148. Preposterous explanation by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    This explanation smacks of pure denial (or outright lying) to me. CFCs have been proven to deplete ozone. We have a seen an exponential rise in CFC emissions over the last century. We have seen holes in the ozone lazer. We know that the greenhouse effect works. And the other explanation is... the sun, which has been around for billions of years, has suddenly gotten out of whack, but it's not our fault? I'm all for keeping an open mind to other possibilities, but that doesn't mean accepting the other possibilities when they're plainly motivated by other factors than reason.

    1. Re:Preposterous explanation by sherms · · Score: 1

      Maybe if Yellowstone explodes it will take care of it :)

      or at least a small volcano.

      Sherm

    2. Re:Preposterous explanation by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      At what point did you adopt the 'belief' that the Sun was stable?

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    3. Re:Preposterous explanation by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I never claimed that the sun was stable. At what point did you adopt the belief that I did? ;)

    4. Re:Preposterous explanation by Atzanteol · · Score: 1
      the sun, which has been around for billions of years, has suddenly gotten out of whack

      You rather strongly suggest that the Sun has been "stable for billions of years" and that the idea of it recently going "out of whack" is preposperous.

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    5. Re:Preposterous explanation by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Well, no. You read it that way, and I agree it could be interpreted that way, but I think to actually choose that interpretation from the other more reasonable interpretations is to stretch beyond what I actually said.

  149. if its done right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing has ever been done right or we wouldnt be in this situation.

    If its even a situation.

    When man co-opts planetary behavior to sell soap, please kill me. No literally, please kill me.

  150. Incredible by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    In the context of humans adapting to nature vs. adapting nature to humans, there is no fundamental difference between preventing the icecaps from melting and putting in better flood control. We are still adapting nature to our needs (i.e. controlling nature), not the other way around. In fact, preventing the ice caps from melting is an example of better flood control.

    We can't even decide what will happen from the current trends. Some say we can get a new Ice Age because of global warming, others say the planet will fry. Some say the water will rise because of ice melting, others say the water will sink because of ice melting in the north pole.

    Some has a timeline of 20 years, 50 years and some 3000 years.

    We have no clue what could happen to the streams in the oceans, for without the Gulf stream, Europe would mostly be unhabitably cold today.

    And you're suggesting we're controlling nature?

    I just find it so incredible... Liken it with debugging a program. We don't know where the bug is or what result it gives. Neither do we know how the program looks like in its entirety, not even how complex it is. Heck, we don't even know if the current trend is a bug at all!! Global cooling and warming has been part of earths natural cycle for millions of years.

    We don't even know what effect we're contributing: How much is caused by humans and how much is part of a natural cycle.

    If we put in a counter-effect, and the twig snaps, then what?

    What we do know is that it would take earth very little to shake us off, and leave civilization in crumbles, compared to what has occured in the past of earth's history. And that there's nothing we can do about it.

    Humility is in order here, and trust in the order of nature.

    If you ask me, the best we can do is leave earth's bussiness to earth itself as much as possible. Our CO2 and other gasses should be minimized, because we know scientifically they have an effect.

    Population should be controlled, not nature.

    Society should be more localized, not made more and more fragile and global just to save a few bucks now.
    With some forethought, we should be able to survive most calamities if not prevent them. Our society is on the brink, not because of nature, but because of us and millions of people's inaction and laziness.

    Last but not least. We should trust that everything is happening as it should be. No matter what. Controlling and manipulation, everything done out of fear, will only come back and haunt us.

  151. Global Dimming by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 1

    This idea seems rather dumb to me.

    We already have "Global Dimming" going along with our global warming, which is already reducing the warming effect, yet we still have warming.

    This proposal seems to be to radically increase the dimming we're already experiencing. The question is how much more dimming can the planet take without badly affecting the ecosphere? More dimming could make life for plants much harder, leading to an increase in desertification, making the warming problem worse.

    It also of course doesn't address the root causes of the warming problem. As I see it this is a band-aid on a broken leg approach.

  152. The matrix's black sky is dangerous to electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They never thought about building those solar collectors slightly above the clouds.

    On the third installment of the matrix trilogy (revolutions?), notice when neo and trinity fly their hovercraft towards the sky and into the black clouds while trying to evade all the squidies?
    yes, when they reach the black clouds and took a peek of the shining sun above the clouds, all the squidies died and so does their hovercraft. the black clouds generates something that destroys electronics (emp perhaps?). that's why they crash land to the city of zero-one (where trinity got impaled on the ship's debris).
    so, you see, the machines can never get past the black clouds and harvest the sun's rays. so they settle on the human batteries.

  153. Dr. Nerd's Revenge by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    Obligatory adaption:

    "My swarm of sunray-reflecting mirrors has now been installed in orbit around earth. However, they are as I speak being turned TOWARD EARTH ITSELF. Global warming will be worse than ever, unless...... YOU PAY ME ONE MILLION D$LLARS!!!!!!! BWWHWHWHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA.. (whisper) (whisper) Oh.... I see...... I mean: ONE FANTASILLION-DILLION-MILLION D$LLARS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAhahaha ha ha ha...."

  154. Chemtrails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been doing this for years.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrails

  155. In related news... by billmarrs · · Score: 1

    The sun is already being blocked by particulate pollution. This has actually been obscuring the full effect of global warming.

    There was a good Nova on Global dimming, "Dimming the Sun":

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sun/

    See also:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming

  156. Cicerone should go away by gsgiles · · Score: 0

    I remember attending a seminar that Dr. Cicerone put on at my college (1974) where he told us with straight face that ozone holes would be giving everyone skin cancer by the 1990's. Now he wants money to block the sun. How about if we just lay this numbskull off he never gets it right. Bad science run amok when conjoined with public funding. He and Paul Erhlich should retire and tell each other the apocalyptic fantasy stories. Maybe we should start capping volcanoes and build umbrellas over continents. Just another public sector clown that has never had a real job.

  157. Block out the sun NOW! by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    Block out the sun NOW!
    It blocks out my monitor...

  158. How about Stefan-Boltzman? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    How about Stefan-Boltzman, then? Last I've checked it was still accepted in reputable science circles. There's this law that says that the energy radiated by a black body's unit of surface in a unit of time is proportional to the fourth power of its absolute temperature.

    Now let's look at global warming. A 1C temperature increase in a century is a 1K temperature increase. Let's say Earth's average temperature is 300K, or at least so close to that as to not make much of a difference in the maths that follow. A 1K temperature increase is a, pay attention, 0.33% temperature increase.

    Yes, I know that bullshit save-the-earth rhetoric describes the change as "huge", "unprecedented" and other emotional hyperboles, but that's how much it is in actual science units. A whole 0.33%. A third of a percent. Which is just as well, since if you actually had a "huge" increase in SI terms, you'd be cooked. Literally.

    Now let's plug that into Stefan-Boltzman's formula. The relative increase in radiated energy is (T2/T1)^4. The constant would be present both above and below the fraction line, so it neatly goes away. So since T2/T1 is 1.0033, we have an increase in radiated energy equal to 1.0033^4 = 1.013. A whole 1.3% increase.

    Now let's also remember that equilibrium is reached when the radiated energy equals the the incoming energy. So, yep, there you go, you only need a 1.3% fluctuation in the Sun's energy output, or again a 0.33% difference in the Sun's temperature (Stefan-Boltzman applies there too), to account for the _whole_ global warming.

    Note that I'm not saying that that's necessarily the case. Maybe, maybe not. Hell if I know.

    _All_ I'm saying is just that, seriously, you don't actually need huge numbers to account for a 0.33% difference in temperature. Sometimes about 1% is really all you need. Sometimes just because political speeches describe something as "huge", it doesn't actually need huge numbers.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:How about Stefan-Boltzman? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the earth doesn't work like the idealized black body that the S-B law describes. Greenhouse gases change the spectrum.

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      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    2. Re:How about Stefan-Boltzman? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that strengthen his case? Since greenhouse gasses block some parts of the spectrum from being re-radiated, an increase in energy input the covers those portions of the spectrum would cause a greater than expected rise in temperature.

  159. I think they got the name of the author wrong... by dorbabil · · Score: 1

    It was... *narrows eyes, and shakes fist* Wornstrum.

  160. I already block out the sun simply by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... visiting slashdot. Duh!

  161. Fixing the fix by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    So instead of applying technological genius to fixing the cause (pollution) they will treat the symptom? I love it when people do everything they can to avoid having to change their behavior, like some lung cancer patient sneaking cigarettes into their hospital room. I guess self-control is a challege beyond human skill.

    The article stated that it would affect visible light. How would less sunlight affect crops? I assume it would decrease plant growth and last time I checked we still needed plants to stay alive. Plus less plant growth means less CO2 consumption by them. What about countries who don't appreciate having their skies shaded? Or local weather pattern disruptions or even seasonal changes?

    I can see them proposing giant sun lamps for crops to counteract the shade, all powered by coal plants. Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  162. Obligatory by blackbeaktux · · Score: 1

    A:That's no sun blocker, that's a space station!
    B:It's a trap!

  163. Political Morons Treating Symptom, Not The Cause by ColdCore · · Score: 1

    Just what do these mental Neanderthals think they are doing wanting to block out the sun to treat global warming? Stopping natural photosynthesis isn't the answer. Lowering the global temperature and light is not the answer. How about working on the solution instead of the superficial symptoms? Eliminate the use of fossil fuels just like the use of freon was eliminated. And don't give me that crap that it can't be done because we all know that it can be done. It may not be the most popular solution, but it's the one that will work the best. Stop burning garbage, stop polluting rivers, and stop electing Republicans.

  164. There is joy and comfort ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... in knowing that scientists understand completely the workings of climate and, in detail, the short and long term repercussions of their proposed actions. I mean they must, right?

    --
    "Consensus" in science is _always_ a political construct.
  165. Re:Some ideas aren't to bad. by inKubus · · Score: 1
    Check out this patent:

    A method of reducing atmospheric warming due to the greenhouse effect resulting from a layer of gases in the atmosphere which absorb strongly near infrared wavelength radiation, comprising the step of dispersing tiny particles of a material within the gases' layer, the particle material characterized by wavelength-dependent emissivity or reflectivity, in that said material has high emissivities with respect to radiation in the visible and far infrared wavelength spectra, and low emissivity in the near infrared wavelength spectrum, whereby said tiny particles provide a means for converting infrared heat energy into far infrared radiation which is radiated into space.

    Filed by Hughes Aircraft Company in 1990....
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    Cool! Amazing Toys.
  166. sources and the calculation I did by TheAxeMaster · · Score: 1

    Assuming the charts are relatively accurate

    Non-OPEC production:

    http://www.wtrg.com/oil_graphs/PAPRPNT.gif

    OPEC production:

    http://www.wtrg.com/oil_graphs/PAPRPOP.gif

    Gallons of gas in a barrel of oil:

    http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/eng99/eng992 88.htm

    CO2 (and H20) in a gallon of gas:

    http://www.terrapass.com/terrablog/posts/000181.ht ml

    I just shot an average on the productions and added them together, using 60,000,000 barrels per day total production. Multiply by 365 days a year, 30 years, 19.5 gallons of gas in a barrel, 20 pounds of CO2 in a gallon of gas. Divide that by 2000 lbs in a ton and you get somewhere around 130 billion tons of CO2. If you use the same source for CO2 in a gallon of gas, which says roughly 8 pounds of water come from burning a gallon of gas, then you're talking about around 50 billion tons of water vapor. Add those together and (with the figures from Phase Shifter) and you're talking about 3.6% of the existing mass we've produced in the last 30 years alone. I tried to dig up some figures on the deforestation but didn't have much luck, but trees (which we're cutting) and grass (which we're paving over) are large consumers of CO2 and H20, so losing them is compounding the effect.

    1. Re:sources and the calculation I did by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      There's something like 46 gallons of usable material in a 42 gallon barrel of oil. A few gallons are tar and chemicals, but the rest is fuel of some sort. Diesel, kerosene, etc. So I think you might have to double your figure. There's 38 gallons of fuel iirc.

  167. Re:Highlander Highlander 2 Highlander 3 by soren42 · · Score: 1
    I was trying to get Keanu's butt out of my mind

    I guess that's better than the reverse.... Talk about blocking out the sun!!!
    --

    "Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."
  168. anyone know how much CO2 nuclear power produces? by gotih · · Score: 1

    nuclear reactors don't themselvs produce CO2. but the production of uranium sure does. mining the stuff it makes me wonder, how much energy does nuclear actually net? this site doesn't have all the information but it sure has some nice pics.

    in this paper, the authors calculated that with high quality ore, the CO2 produced by the full life of a reactor is about half to one third of an equivalent sized gas-fired power station. but once high quality ore is not available (it's getting rare) low quality ores are used, requiring more energy to mine and refine, and the CO2 produced by the reactor becomes equal to that produced by the equivalent gas-fired power station.

    but a station built to run on natural gas could be retrofitted to be fueled by something more carbon neutral, less radioactive.

    --

    fear is the mind killer
  169. 14? Bad sample by twifosp · · Score: 1

    Note that even over the 14-year sunspot cycle the variation is less than 1%. Note that 14 years out of the Earth's 2 billion is a insignificant sample size to be using. That works out roughly to a 95% confidence level with a confidence interval of almost 30%. So, ignsinificant and useless.

  170. Dumb by obscureownership · · Score: 1

    Haven't these scientists learned from the various cartoons that feature this idea? It is quite possibly the worst idea ever. "Gee, it's pretty hot around here, why don't we just block out the sun har har har!" The amount of money it would take would probably be more than, say, creating a cleaner source of energy and letting our natural sun ray blocker to restore itself after awhile.

  171. Futurama, anyone? by nukeade · · Score: 1

    "Global warming did occur! Nuclear winter just cancelled it out."

  172. Re:anyone know how much CO2 nuclear power produces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason that nuclear produces this amount of CO2 is because most of the uranium enrichment plants in the U.S. are fed with energy from coal burners in the Midwest, some of the dirtiest power plants in the country. On top of that, our current nuclear reactor design (Light-Water reactor) only "burns" about 2 percent of the total nuclear fuel that it actually has, so the rest ends up as waste and we have to mine a load of stuff that just goes to waste. Other types of reactors can safely and effectively solve these problems to a great extent (such as the Integral Fast Reactor, http://cbll.net/articles/ifr ). If we ran the enrichment plants using nuclear energy instead of coal, CO2 emissions would come only from the building of the plant and a tiny amount from transport and mining.

    Natural gas just puts our electricity supply in the hands of Russia, Middle East, etc. since U.S. natural gas has already peaked and continuing to expand gas-fired generation probably isn't a secure thing, even if it is cheap, cleaner than coal, and more accepted/"safer" than nuclear. There's always wind, solar, geothermal!

  173. Re:Highlander Highlander 2 Highlander 3 by freemywrld · · Score: 1

    I believe this would fall under "blocking out the moon"