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  1. Re:And I scoff at his opinion. on Judge Favors Apple In iPhone Unlocking Case In New York (google.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    You may be right. And stop calling me Surly.

    Yes, that was over the top. While not obviously surly, you do seem a bit demanding...
    Surely you agree...
    I know Shirley does...

  2. Because the author/editor assumed on site that bills itself as "News for Nerds" that most users would be able to understand the lingo - and if not could use a search engine to find the answer.

    Oh come now! What you posit requires a bit of time and an an attention span longer than that a gnat...
    all of which interferes with efficient, knee jerk, first snark type responses.

  3. Re:Zero carbs = magic on Big Health Benefits To Small Weight Loss (nytimes.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That won't help me much (for example), because besides having metabolic syndrome I also have a hyperuricemia problem: too much protein and some fats will lead me to gout.

    So basically I can drink water. For the moment...

    You might want to check with a Nephrologist. My GFR was down to 44 (not good) and seeing a kidney specialist and his dietitian put me on the right track. They are chemists, and they explain things from that point of view... it's really helpful. My GFR is now back in the safe zone but I'll be babying my kidneys from now on. I also have gout and take allopurinol and watch out for trigger foods, pork fat and something in Wyler's light drinks are two of mine. Too much protein is bad, and vegetable protein is better than animal as far as my kidneys are concerned. Beans with rice or lentils with barley give a complete protein and are much easier on the body, more on that here: http://www.wikihow.com/Combine-Food-to-Make-Complete-Protein. Good Luck.

  4. Re:WhipslashPleaseGetRidOfSubjectsInComments on Linux Mint Hack Is an Indicator of a Larger Problem (techrepublic.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it means three things: "Why do people use Mint when Ubuntu is better in every way? Some people think the only answer is 'Cinnamon' . Ubuntu should port that over so they are the awesome and Mint can die"

    I agree with your interpretation. I even (unlike you, probably) kind of agree with the original author's point. I would be pretty happy if the Ubuntu team offered Cinnamon as an alternative of Unity. But of course they never will, because they specifically developed Unity to replace Gnome in the first place, thus creating all this demand for Cinnamon and Linux Mint.

    and now we're telling the folks at Mint to go fork themselves?
    {ducks}

  5. Re:Same as at Krakatoa on Large-ish Meteor Hits Earth... But No One Notices (discovery.com) · · Score: 1

    Normally I'm fairly chill about typos, but that's an awfully niche Chosen One you're pitching.

    From context I'd say the furry was pitching...
    and I don't want to think about the rest of it...

  6. Re:This has enormous ramifications. on Low-Cost "Paper Skin" Boasts Same Sensory Functions As the Real Thing (gizmag.com) · · Score: 2

    Dammit, you beat me to the obligatory "sexbot" comment! Wait until the Japanese get there hands on this!

    Yeah... their hands...

  7. Re:God forbid we compromise their privacy on Refugees Rely On Biometrics To Receive Aid, Even As Privacy Concerns Loom (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    In the US some states use an EBT card for things like food stamps and cash assistance. I have rarely seen an ID check when those are used... but it would be a lot harder to use the iris of another person.

  8. Re:Good, but maybe not important on Data Written With "Superman Memory Crystal" Could Last Billions of Years (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Well that's what the box was for damit!
    Some people just want everything...

  9. Re:Unintended Consequences on Cox Stands Pat, Won't Spy On Customers To Appease Copyright Holders (hothardware.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Cox Communications should take this case all the way to the US Supreme Court."

    Which is now no longer majority controlled by the Oil & Pharma Party, but by appointees of the Hollywood & Lawyer Party. Good luck with that.

    That's a pity. An Oil & Pharma Party sounds like more fun than the other one...

  10. Re:Question. on Mattel Unveils $300 3D Printer (computerworld.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much would it cost to print a RealDoll-type sex toy on one of these? I'm asking for a friend.

    OK, printing a sex doll will cost a lot...
    Printing a friend?
    Priceless!

  11. Re:And the fix for it is.... on Malware Targets All Android Phones — Except Those In Russia (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, the first link really talks mostly about Linux as a target, the word Android is not on the page.
    I find this more disturbing than a phone attack... in an "all your base are belong to us" sort of way.

  12. The possesive form of "it" is "its". They must have meant "its". This is a common mistake.

    Indeed, its is so possessive...
    How possessive is its?
    Its not only wants its apostrophe, its wants all its s's in possessive!

  13. Re:Seriously?? on First Steps Towards Network Transparency For Wayland (phoronix.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    ssh -X is seriously is the slowest shit. Barely usable on a 100 megabit LAN even with compression enabled.

    Your basement stuffed full of old Pentium 3 boxes does not count.

    That's my living room!

    It just LOOKS like a basement.

  14. Re:So what should we do? on Jeep/Chrysler's New Gearshift Appears To Be Causing Accidents (roadandtrack.com) · · Score: 1

    We discarded that idea do to a sneeze causing down shifting..
    interestingly, an orgasm causes the car to self park and start serving streaming video...

  15. Re:Youtube next? on French Gov't Gives Facebook 3 Months To Stop Tracking Non-User Browsers · · Score: 1
  16. Re:So what should we do? on Jeep/Chrysler's New Gearshift Appears To Be Causing Accidents (roadandtrack.com) · · Score: 1

    Mine is even safer!
    You touch the steering wheel with your nose to change gears.
    This way your hands remain on the wheel at all times.
    There is an issue with airbag deployment while shifting but the workaround is simple, don't be the person driving at that time.

  17. Re:more FBI lies on FBI Gripes "We Can't Read Everyone's Secrets" (reuters.com) · · Score: 2

    When bureaucrats talk with politicians,
    the truth can be lost on the head of a pin.

    Also, Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

  18. Well, if you audit your food you will be disgusted...
    http://www.fda.gov/food/guidanceregulation/guidancedocumentsregulatoryinformation/sanitationtransportation/ucm056174.htm
    If that's too long, CBS made a little photo tour
    http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/11-revolting-things-government-lets-in-your-food/
    and then there is water, no simple chart from the EPA on that...
    http://www.epa.gov/dwreginfo/drinking-water-rule-quick-reference-guides.

    We got to the point that you have to roll your own BIOS. So we have already lost, for if we go to all that trouble, we will have the only secure machine, as far as we know... and what will we hook it to?

  19. Re:Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! on MIT Inches Closer To ARC Reactor Despite Losing Federal Funding (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    While I'll admit I'm a little bummed out that I'm not Tony Stark, I refuse to be sorry for the fact.

    I might suggest that is probably because you are not Canadian.

    Ah, the unapologetically apologetic card, well played!

  20. Re:The moderationg system needs an overhaul. on Ask Slashdot: How Can We Improve Slashdot? · · Score: 1

    ...and once in a great while a post is >5 Insightful.

  21. Re:Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! on MIT Inches Closer To ARC Reactor Despite Losing Federal Funding (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Well I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.

    While I'll admit I'm a little bummed out that I'm not Tony Stark, I refuse to be sorry for the fact.
    If I had to be sorry for any of the real people I'm not, it would take a very long time as I can't even count the number of people I am not.
    If we add fictitious people to the mix then that just makes it worse...

  22. Re:Clarity in the title might have helped. on Former Yahoo Employee Challenges the Legality of Yahoo's Ranking System (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    I am gonna admit this in public... So, I just checked and I did, indeed, have belly button lint. I surely can't be the only one who checked or will I be the only one who admits it?

    Oddly, it was blue. I'm wearing a green shirt and I'm quite positive that I showered today. I have no idea where/why I accumulated blue lint in my belly button. I'm half-tempted to take a picture.

    See! This is the kind of data Yahoo could begin classifying...
    They could even get experts to tell us that the lint is not really blue, it is a color that absorbs all other wavelengths and only reflects blue light back to the... OMG.. observer!
    That lint may or may not have existed until you checked!
    This makes a lot of sense. Whomever is in charge of such cosmic minutia had to do a rush job because they did not expect you to check...
    so you got the wrong color.
    I'm going to have to skip my meds more often... things are slipping through the cracks.
    Crap,now I'm wondering if someone on the other side of the cracks is collecting lint for emergencies like the one you precipitated today.
    Oh, forgot to say belly button lint is slightly water repellent... it can survive a shower...
    something you would have know if Yahoo would get back to their core business...
    turning investments into belly button lint so they can classify the stuff.

  23. Re:Clarity in the title might have helped. on Former Yahoo Employee Challenges the Legality of Yahoo's Ranking System (nytimes.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know... it being a search engine company and all.

    A shareholder activist is demanding that Yahoo get rid of its board of directors and sell the search engine to focus the core business on... something else.

    The navel lint classification field seems to be wide open...

    OK, I'll admit the uses for such information are a little fuzzy...

  24. Re:Clarity in the title might have helped. on Former Yahoo Employee Challenges the Legality of Yahoo's Ranking System (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    You know... it being a search engine company and all.

    A shareholder activist is demanding that Yahoo get rid of its board of directors and sell the search engine to focus the core business on... something else.

    The navel lint classification field seems to be wide open...

  25. Re:Microsoft's responsibility and WHQL on FTDI Driver Breaks Hardware Again (eevblog.com) · · Score: 1

    Forgot to mention, I do install updated drivers when needed (Hello changelog), but I don't let MS do it for me. If they want to update an Intel graphic driver, I hide the update and go look to see if it is needed.