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  1. Re:Duh on Why Improbable Things Really Aren't · · Score: 1

    BUT, was his research for an IMPROBABILITY DRIVE? Apparently the only real danger is from falling whales and flower pots.

    I find the idea of an infinite improbability drive to be very unlikely...

  2. Re:ICF on 1870s Horse Flu Epidemic Brought US Economy To Its Knees · · Score: 1

    Runny, runny horse shit... along with horse vomit and a bunch of whinnying for the horse equivalent of chicken soup...

  3. Re:So on Report: Valve Anti-Cheat (VAC) Scans Your DNS History · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cancel subscription, uninstall steam and move on.

    Oh come on, this anti cheating detection simply demands that we cheat it!

  4. Re:I would.. on What Would You Do With the World's Most Powerful Laser? · · Score: 2

    I would use it to heat three year old edible pizza!

  5. Re:That's ok on Scientists Create Pizza That Can Last Years · · Score: 2

    It would still be warmer than the average delivery pizza.

    I bet I could heat it up with The World's Most Powerful Laser!

  6. Re:ahhh english on NSF Report Flawed; Americans Do Not Believe Astrology Is Scientific · · Score: 1

    Of course it's scientific! Astro is the Jetson's dog, and they are from the future where we will have flying cars and buildings floating in the sky with treadmills perched dangerously outside...

  7. Re:Um... on Government Secrecy Spurs $4 Million Lawsuit Over Simple 'No Fly' List Error · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can't we split the difference and attribute it to malicious stupidity?

    Well if we are piling on, why not pernicious malicious stupidity?
    After all, this went on through multiple administrations...
    Isn't it nice to see that both parties can agree on some things?

  8. Re:You get some funny looks on DDoS Larger Than the Spamhaus Attack Strikes US and Europe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Zombie used Reflection! It's super-effective!

    We can only be thankful that this method is not available to the Vampires...

  9. Re:Beta interferes on L.A. Building's Lights Interfere With Cellular Network, FCC Says · · Score: 1

    Humanity interferes with my faith in humanity...

  10. Re:Here you go spaz retard on How To Take Control of a Car's Electronics, Cheap · · Score: 1

    Slashcode is open source, ya? Can't we just "fork" the site?

    In SlashDot Beta, Site Forks You!

  11. Re:Ah, yes... but... FUCK BETA! on HTML5 App For Panasonic TVs Rejected - JQuery Is a "Hack" · · Score: 1

    Our eyeballs are their income. Once page views start going down I look for more sensational headlines and less actual news for nerds. The LOL and me2 crowd already have places to hang so I think when the actual daily users of /. stay away ad impressions will not attract enough cash and the site will either be sold off or go down the drain it is already circling...

  12. Re:WHY Beta? on Got Malware? The FBI Wants It · · Score: 1

    Seriously - WHY?!

    In Soviet SlashDot, Beta tests YOU!

  13. Re:Ah, yes... but... FUCK BETA! on HTML5 App For Panasonic TVs Rejected - JQuery Is a "Hack" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is what annoys me even more than the bad design - they actually solicited our feedback, and we took the time to give it, then they completely ignored it.

    Hopefully they will listen to the crickets after classic is no longer an option...

  14. Re:Classic Slashdot on Fire Destroys Iron Mountain Data Warehouse, Argentina's Bank Records Lost · · Score: 1

    Unless the beta improves, I have other ways to get old news...

  15. Re:Are you saying? on Weird Asteroid Itokawa Has a Dual Personality · · Score: 1

    That motorcycles are now in space?

    It does look like it would get you there...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Hayabusa

  16. Re:Mass on DARPA Publishes Tons of Open Source Code, Data · · Score: 1

    With all this talk of "shit-tons" and "back doors" shouldn't we be measuring in "butt loads"?

  17. Re: It's incredibly frustrating... on US Democrats Introduce Bill To Restore Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Really wasn't talking about last mile as much as the backbones. Here's a couple quick copy and paste clips:
    ARPA made a decision in the late 70s to fund investment in R&D to develop the Internet protocols. In the mid 80s, the NSF made the initial decision to fund the deployment and operation of the NSFNET. In the mid 90s, the NSF decided that the NSFNET should be privatized.

    "NSFNET" was also the name given to several nationwide backbone networks that were constructed to support NSF's networking initiatives from 1985-1995. Initially created to link researchers to the nation's NSF-funded supercomputing centers, through further public funding and private industry partnerships it developed into a major part of the Internet backbone.

    It wasn't until selling access became business that the telco's got interested in upgrading the wire.

    In 1997, the WTO adopted the Information Technology Agreement (ITA) which eliminated duties on $600 billion worth of technology products including computers, telecommunications equipment and other technology goods... a.k.a. a tax break or subsidy. Not collecting money is the same as handing it out... So yes, we did pay and I'd bet there are federal tax breaks that insure we are still paying somehow.

  18. Re:It's incredibly frustrating... on US Democrats Introduce Bill To Restore Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    It gets more complicated when your "private property" is a bridge that leads to somewhere really important.

    and was built with tax payer money (i.e. "subsidies")...

  19. Re: How they were detected on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 1

    He's so stoned you see HIM double!
    Actually just a bad copy and paste on my part...

  20. Re:How they were detected on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 1

    Well what do you expect?
    Cash wise, comedians may be the biggest export Canada has:
    Seth Rogen
    Lorne Michaels
    Leslie Nielsen
    Phil Hartman
    Eugene Levy
    John Candy
    Mike Myers
    Jim Carrey
    Michael J. Fox
    Rick Moranis
    Norm Macdonald
    Tommy Chong
    Seth Rogen
    Martin Short
    Will Arnett
    Matthew Perry
    Dave Foley
    Howie Mandel
    Ryan Reynolds
    Joe Flaherty
    Kevin McDonald
    Tom Green
    Colin Mochrie
    to name a few...

  21. Re:LOL on Windows 8.1 Passes Windows Vista In Market Share · · Score: 1

    Right. This reads like a comparison of the Finest Ice Hockey player in all of Ecuador VS The Best Ballerina on Bora Bora...

  22. Re: Slashdot sucks nigger cocks on Ultrasound Technique Provides a New Radiation Free Way To Visualize Tumors · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This guy is mad

    That happens sometimes when your horse loses interest in you....

  23. Re:Just saying... on First New Generic Top Level Domains Opening · · Score: 1

    Freaking people have reinvented the wheel.

    No, they just found another way to monetize it...
    I look for a browser add-on to appear soon to black list/white list the new TDL's like ABP does for ad domains...

  24. Re: More reprsentative stats please on IE Drops To Single-Digit Market Share · · Score: 4, Funny

    He can't there you either...

  25. Re:Recent studies on Pirate Bay Block Lifted In the Netherlands · · Score: 0

    I tip my hat to the Dutch judges or politicians who reserve judgement

    Judges that reserve judgement? That's just ridiculous, not to mention selfish!

    If I were a judge I'd hand out judgement freely to anyone who asked for it. Hell, even some who didn't! I'd be dedicated to my job!

    Maybe the whole "Judge not lest you be judged" bit that Jesus dropped on everyone has them a bit on edge...