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Windows 8.1 Passes Windows Vista In Market Share

An anonymous reader writes "With the release of Windows 8.1 to the world in October, January was the third full month of availability for Microsoft's latest operating system version, which was just enough time for it to pass Windows Vista in market share. While Windows 8.1 is certainly growing steadily and eating into Windows 8s share, the duo only managed to end 2013 with 10 percent market share, barely impacting Windows 7."

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  1. LOL by rossdee · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wake me when it passes XP

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wake me when it passes XP

      Well, that was the most funny bit in the article: XP is on the rise.

      Windows XP meanwhile managed to regain some share after falling below the 30 percent mark at the end of 2013, increasing 0.25 percentage points (from 28.98 percent to 29.23 percent).

    2. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats percentages for you. A tiny increase doesn't even necessarily mean a total unit increase.

    3. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus the percentages don't even add up. At all. The Windows subtotals add up to 87.70% Whats that supposed to represent?

    4. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest might be using 95 or earlier.

    5. Re:LOL by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Chances are this will be from the folks who have no migration path from the software they're using, and they're unwilling to drop it because it "does what it needs to do." We're in a rather interesting era for software, for businesses XP does just fine. The software works, and does it well. So unless your machines have internet access, you're probably going to hold off as long as you can.

      On the consumer side, we don't have any big software pushing development. For gaming it's the same deal. And now with Microsoft not sure what it's doing with DirectX, other API's are looking more attractive to developers. OGL and Mantle chiefly, so could this be the beginning of the end of MS desktop dominance? Very possibly. If say Mantle catches on, it could be the deathknell for it. Since it works on AMD and Nvidia cards, it works on any OS since it's handled by the drivers.

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    6. Re:LOL by fizzer06 · · Score: 1

      I bought two retail boxed copies of XP the last day they were available. One box opened, neither ever installed or the media handled. Any takers?

    7. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No thanks, I've got a few infinity backups on the internet, and I'm sure one of the old computers I have in the basement have an old key on the bottom.

    8. Re:LOL by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      The rest might be using 95 or earlier.

      Except the graph already has those tabulated "Windows old, 0.10%"

    9. Re:LOL by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      They could be listing the individual Windows OSes as percentages of the whole OS landscape. Except the subtotals should then add up to 90.72% and as you point out, they don't.

    10. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plus the percentages don't even add up. At all. The Windows subtotals add up to 87.70% Whats that supposed to represent?

      Calculate again. They add up properly.

    11. Re:LOL by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      What, you want to be the sleeping beauty that will never meet her prince?

    12. Re:LOL by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Informative

      I just added the figures myself and they add up fine. Parent needs to get a new calculator.
      They are breaking down the Windows OSes as a part of the whole enchilada , not just Windows.

    13. Re:LOL by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      Check your math. It adds up to 90.7%. Non-Windows makes up the rest.

    14. Re:LOL by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 0

      Or, the rest, as they say, 'would not open door'.

    15. Re:LOL by The123king · · Score: 1

      Just pirate it. It might technically be illegal, but if they're not selling it anymore, they're not losing profit from you pirating it. Sure it's still illegal in most places, but they technically can't sue you for lost profits.

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    16. Re:LOL by ComputersKai · · Score: 1

      Wait... Windows Vista had a market?

    17. Re:LOL by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      Chances are this will be from the folks who have no migration path from the software they're using, and they're unwilling to drop it because it "does what it needs to do." We're in a rather interesting era for software, for businesses XP does just fine. The software works, and does it well. So unless your machines have internet access, you're probably going to hold off as long as you can.

      On the consumer side, we don't have any big software pushing development. For gaming it's the same deal. And now with Microsoft not sure what it's doing with DirectX, other API's are looking more attractive to developers. OGL and Mantle chiefly, so could this be the beginning of the end of MS desktop dominance? Very possibly. If say Mantle catches on, it could be the deathknell for it. Since it works on AMD and Nvidia cards, it works on any OS since it's handled by the drivers.

      Not a chance.

      In the past the MBA's at software companies targeted the latest technologies as consumers would rush in to upgrade to take advantage of things like 32 bit. They used to value IT and programmers more who liked more modern stuff. Consumers needed to keep upgrading to not remain behind. Users made other users upgrade. The MBA's wanted to show off they used Word 2000! Great now you need Word 2000 too if you want to read their .doc files etc.

      Now since IE 6 and XP kick in and it is full reverse.

      The MBA's do not want to target later things as users who do not have x wont buy them. Users with X see no reason to upgrade or leave their crappy browsers as everyone caters to them and puts the hidden costs and technical debt unto themselves so why not? Users make users stay behind (suppliers forcing vendors to use IE 6 because they also use IE 6 etc). If MS changes a file format or OS to be incompatible MBA's make sure everyone else downgrades etc.

      So Mantle? Sure they can add a patch I guess. Force it and DirectX 12 with Windows 9? Yeah hey boss LETS TELL 90% of our users to go SCREW THEMSELVES since we want shiny directX 12 and not want to support XP/7? Ain't happening as the shift is about supporting the user. Not the user supporting the tech as in the past.

    18. Re:LOL by Delarth799 · · Score: 1

      More like "Kept the Windows closed"

    19. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure they can, That's the MPAA/RIAA/BSA reality of math.

    20. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a volume license corporate version of XP still. The key is valid for unlimited installs and it doesn't do any online validation or phoning home.

    21. Re:LOL by ai4px · · Score: 4, Funny

      The missing percentage is Windows ME... but they can't keep it running long enough to phone home and report to their database.

    22. Re:LOL by tftp · · Score: 1

      With no Windows Updates, and with no WGA, MS would have no way of knowing which XP out there is pirated and which isn't.

    23. Re:LOL by OhANameWhatName · · Score: 1

      We're in a rather interesting era for software

      That's a first.

    24. Re:LOL by someone1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

      2014: the year of XP on the PC.

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    25. Re:LOL by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Some people are still actively supporting/updating Windows XP: https://thepiratebay.se/torren...

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    26. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if they're not selling it anymore, they're not losing profit from you pirating it.

      Assuming you really need an OS and cannot do without: Yes, they do.

      If you could not pirate that "obsolete" XP you would have been forced to buy whatever they where offering instead. And that, my friend, is hard cash going into their profits. So please, don't come up with such an obvious lie.

      Having said that, I would not blame you when you would "pirate" XP after having bought a new system with a forced inclusion of the latest MS OS version which you do not want (the So-called MS tax).

    27. Re:LOL by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Having said that, I would not blame you when you would "pirate" XP after having bought a new system with a forced inclusion of the latest MS OS version which you do not want (the So-called MS tax).

      Microsoft has a long history of creating "lock-in" products then dumping support for them. If you need XP because of something Microsoft did in the past and they're not selling XP any more then I think you have a right to cheat on them.

      Plus there the whole business of them making newer products which stink and/or won't fit on old machines due to lack of RAM/disk space/drivers.

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    28. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need XP because of something Microsoft did in the past and they're not selling XP any more then I think you have a right to cheat on them.

      Oh, I see ...

      Me suggesting to you to look for an up-for-sales XP licence on ebay, craigslist, or even major PC (re)sellers is than probably quite over the top ?

      In other words: If you want me to agree to you being allowed to "cheat" than first make sure you exhausted all other possibilities (read: *really* have no other choice).

      Plus there the whole business of them making newer products

      Ah, *your* choice to buy software for an OS that you, as you suggest, can't obtain anymore is therefore again your right to "cheat". Really ?

      Also, you've been warned about XP going outof sale and becoming "obsolete" for the longest time. How come you did not just pick a few copies/licences up when it was still available ?

    29. Re:LOL by The123king · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that ReactOS is aiming to clone Windows XP as an open-source OS

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    30. Re:LOL by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nope. At the very least it will not be the death spell of MS in the office desktop market. What's true for IBM for ages is true for MS today: Nobody ever got fired for buying MS.

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    31. Re:LOL by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      They can. Their argument would probably be that because Win XP Home minimal edition is not available anymore you would have bought the ultimate superduperawesomespecial version of Windows 8.1.

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    32. Re:LOL by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Flea market, probably.

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    33. Re:LOL by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Except that I am aware of at least one case where a guy DID get fired for buying a non-IBM machine. He was a new broom on a long-standing Burroughs site (this was back in the '70s), and he reckoned he was the shizznit, without the requisite experience to back that up. When the directors heard that this fool had splurged on an IBM box that was virtually incapable of functioning in their company, he was dismissed immediately.

    34. Re:LOL by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Erh... what now, he bought an IBM or a non-IBM machine?

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    35. Re:LOL by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Right. This reads like a comparison of the Finest Ice Hockey player in all of Ecuador VS The Best Ballerina on Bora Bora...

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    36. Re:LOL by substance2003 · · Score: 1

      Of course they are losing profit. A pirated copy of XP means a lost sale of Windows 8.1 silly. :)

    37. Re:LOL by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Heyyy-oooooo

    38. Re: LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like he's yet another freeloader/pirate who just wants free stuff and justifies it to himself as others as MS's fault. Victim blaming, if you will.

      He probably steals other things too, but would be terribly quick to complain if someone stole his efforts. That or he's never once produced anything worth stealing.

    39. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      2014: the year of XP on the PC.

      It's quite funny, because when XP was released it got much of the same negative reaction as Windows 8 on geek sites like Slashdot. People hated the UI (called it Fisher-Price), hated that it tried to be two things at once and was bad at both and bloated (as the merge between and successor to both Win95 and Win2K), and that we would never adopt it but stay with the much better Win2K. Now XP is the system we love vs the new change ;)

    40. Re:LOL by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a long history of creating "lock-in" products then dumping support for them. If you need XP because of something Microsoft did in the past and they're not selling XP any more then I think you have a right to cheat on them.

      A fine illustration of the perils of depending on a proprietary software-platform, sure enough, but not a justification of copyright-infringement. That your need-to-run application depends on XP is an unfortunate failing of that application, but it doesn't give you the right to 'pirate' Microsoft's products.

      The upgrade cycle is their revenue-stream, and they are under no obligation to support old products indefinitely. This is how proprietary-software-as-a-product works. Windows belongs to Microsoft. If you don't like this, I suggest looking into Free and Open Source alternatives.

    41. Re:LOL by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      This happens after every Windows release.
      As most of Windows sales are based off of new PC sales, Microsoft tends to get a slow migration away from their old versions.
      XP was out for nearly a full decade before Vista came out. So XP has a large install base, and what is unique now, is the fact that PC sales are starting to slump.

      Out of all the complaining about windows 8, there are very little technical reasons, it is stable, windows 7 drivers seem to work well, it is even a bit faster than Windows 7. Most of the complains are an attempt to say, Its different! I DON'T LIKE DIFFERENT! IT SCARS ME!, in a more educated manner, or in a more hostile way where you try to sound like you are an authority on such things.

      As People retire their old PC's Windows XP, and Windows 7 will slowly drop. Windows 8+ will take over. If not Windows 8 then Windows 9. Over time all these scary things will become common, and if they change to a different method we go back onto the loop.

      I am sure many of you didn't have internet access when Windows 95 was released. All the ranting and complaining about the start bar. Who thinks hitting start to shutdown you computer is a good idea. What is with those delays to open up a menu item, it is slowing my productivity way down. That start button and that task bar takes up too much screen space...

       

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    42. Re:LOL by The123king · · Score: 1

      Well the knly reason people would realistically Pirate XP is because either their PC does not support 7 and up or for some reason you cannot or will not use 7. In this use case the profits would not be lost anyway as theres no compatible system for sale that provides the users needs.

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  2. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it pass XP too?

  3. Wow, that's going to be tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not having Steve Ballmer to kick around anymore. Nadella's take over will probably be announced this week or next.

    1. Re:Wow, that's going to be tough by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Stocks of various chair manufacturers are already registering a significant dip.

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  4. Count the both minor versions... by jones_supa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In all fairness I would bunch 8.0 and 8.1 together. Together they sum up to 10.58%.

    1. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Informative

      While Windows 8.1 is certainly growing steadily and eating into Windows 8s share, the duo only managed to end 2013 with 10 percent market share

      I think they did, "the duo" here seems to refer to 8 and 8.1 while the preceding sentence talked about Vista and 8.1. You could just as easily read it as Vista and 8.1 is "the duo" eating into the market share of 8 though, except it doesn't make any logical sense. Very confusingly written.

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    2. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness I would bunch 8.0 and 8.1 together. Together they sum up to 10.58%.

      8.0 + 8.1 = Windows 10.58; // Typical MS versioning math: 16.1 * ( icon_reveal_at_store_number / max_viable_dev_age )

      Where: icon_reveal_at_store_number = 23 & max_viable_dev_age = 35.

    3. Re:Count the both minor versions... by guacamole · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So at this rate, Windows 8 and its derivatives will have less than 20% market share even after two full years since the release of Windows 8. That's a terrible statistic for Microsoft. Granted, another issue is that people who just use web browser and office productivity apps really don't have any reasons to upgrade if they already have an Intel Core 2 based system or better.

    4. Re:Count the both minor versions... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Granted, another issue is that people who just use web browser and office productivity apps really don't have any reasons to upgrade _period_.

      Knowing what I know now, I would have purchased a Windows 7 license for the laptop I bought last year that came with Windows 8.

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    5. Re:Count the both minor versions... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Well, my observation is that older Pentium 4 systems are kind of slow, even for simple web browsing. The issue is not with the CPU, but that a lot of PCs from that era come with little memory, like 250-500MB. I have seen a few friends neighbors upgrade because of that. But PCs from the time when Core 2 was around normally came with more memory, enough for office productivity or web browser.

    6. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it's still available. Or were you given the choice for which you wanted on the laptop? In any case, there's another option...

      Step 1: Buy ~$100 refurbished desktop with Windows 7. If it comes with installation media, install on your laptop and skip to Step 5.
      Step 2: On the cheap desktop: sysprep /generalize /oobe /shutdown
      Step 3: On a linux system or with a LiveCD: dd if=/dev/sda of=/dev/sdb (or whatever).
      Step 4: If you get an error: Shift F10
      cd..
      cd c:\windows\system32\oobe
      msoobe
      (which will force the installation to continue)
      Step 5: Install Linux on the desktop (or use your Windows 8 installation media, heh)

      Cheaper than buying Windows in Canada, and you get a free desktop.

    7. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Granted, another issue is that people who just use web browser and office productivity apps really don't have any reasons to upgrade if they already have an Intel Core 2 based system or better.

      And people who use anything else don't have any reason to "upgrade" to Win8.

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    8. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, they have 6 times the market share of Linux on the desktop. Remind me how many years Linux has been trying to get on the desktop again?

    9. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So at this rate, Windows 8 and its derivatives will have less than 20% market share even after two full years since the release of Windows 8. That's a terrible statistic for Microsoft. Granted, another issue is that people who just use web browser and office productivity apps really don't have any reasons to upgrade if they already have an Intel Core 2 based system or better.

      20%? You know, don't you, that Win 8 and Win 8.1 together only total 10.45%?

    10. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as Slashdot wishes it were true, I don't really think that slow Win8 adoption is a sign of massive consumer rejection or migration to to other OSes. I think it really is a function of computers no longer becoming obsolete for general use. I had a Core 2 Quad Q6600 / 8800GT computer that I built in 2007-2008 that I gave to my parents when I built my new computer. They won't need to upgrade until it ceases to function. I'm sure when they do upgrade, they will get a Window 8 or 9 PC.

    11. Re: Count the both minor versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 8 has more market share than anything that's not Windows, including OSX and Linux combined.

      Laugh it up Linux fan bois. Laugh it up.

    12. Re:Count the both minor versions... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Well, my observation is that older Pentium 4 systems are kind of slow, even for simple web browsing. The issue is not with the CPU, but that a lot of PCs from that era come with little memory, like 250-500MB. I have seen a few friends neighbors upgrade because of that. But PCs from the time when Core 2 was around normally came with more memory, enough for office productivity or web browser.

      It's a little of both really. I had a single-core P4 laptop (2GHz?) with 1GB of RAM and Windows XP on it. It was still slow to respond when doing stuff that hammered the CPU, because the CPU was just too busy and XP was lousy at giving the UI priority.

      Yet I still use my Thinkpad T61s on a daily basis for work (Core 2 Duo, 2.2GHz, 8GB RAM, Win7 Pro). That second core makes a big difference in how responsive the machine feels. And for multi-taskers who like to have multiple things running at once, a quad-core CPU is not an extravagance.

      The "fast enough for 99% of office work" came when the dual-core CPUs dropped to the $100 point. That was around 2007 and it was easy to get a XP machine with 2GB.

      Once you have dual (or quad) core CPUs and 4-8GB of RAM, the next natural upgrade is SSDs. Which is the other magic ingredient that I installed into my 2007 era laptop to keep it going. The SSD makes it so that the CPU is the bottleneck and I can multi-task to my heart's content rather then twiddling my thumbs for minutes at a time as some slow program starts up. Or if I start something disk-intensive, I can still get other tasks on the machine done while that process runs.

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    13. Re:Count the both minor versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if you don't speak English

  5. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because nobody in their right mind would want Windows 8/8.1 to begin with... But many are forced to have it when buying a new PC in store.
    Thankfully, HP decided to bring back Windows 7 PCs, so that will help... Increasing windows 7 shares

    1. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a whole lot of noise about nothing. If you really dont like it then set boot-to-desktop and then the only time you need to see the only thing that has changed (the start screen) is if you need to open an application that isnt pinned to the taskbar. Or install an alternative shell (less likely for most end users). Or install a start menu replacement. With all these options it appears the geeks and the tech community either have no influence on the average user or are more interested in pretending those options dont exist so as to have something to complain about rather than solving the problem. Same goes for all the bitching about GNOME3.

    2. Re:Well.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      No one is "forced" into purchasing a Windows machine of any type, let alone Win8/8.1.

      New Egg and other places sell all the hardware a person needs to build his own desktop. There are several vendors for Linux laptops, and there is always Apple. Mobile devices free of Windows are all over the place.

      It's more than a decade since I have paid for a Microsoft license. That was Windows ME - my worst and last mistake with Microsoft.

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    3. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      8/8.1 really isn't that bad, the underlying OS is stable and fast, but for god's sake microsoft, just get it over with and release a proper start menu so desktop-UI users never have to see the modern-UI again. That's got to be the #1 gripe and the #1 reason people are avoiding 8/8.1 by a long shot.

      I personally don't care about the start menu either way because WinKey+Q brings up a nifty search overlay without being too visually jarring and is very fast to find programs or files just by typing a couple letters, but the lack of a proper start menu is going to continue to hurt widespread adoption of the OS.

    4. Re:Well.... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      I personally don't care about the start menu either way because WinKey+Q brings up a nifty search overlay

      ... that is much cleaner, thanks. Still; I shouldn't be forced to use it. Maybe I can map it to an unused mouse button.

    5. Re:Well.... by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      When I built my new PC I had the choice of which Windows version to install on it. I've used Windows 7 in the past and have Windows 8 on my work laptop.

      So I went with 8.1 through choice. I *like* the Start screen, it's much more visual than previous incarnations of the start menu. Can't say I'm too bothered with the live tiles on a desktop machine, and still don't get the point of the charms bar. As an overall OS however, when taking into account the Start screen and the Explorer ribbon UI, I would choose it every time over previous versions of Windows.

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    6. Re:Well.... by JeffAtl · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Its a whole lot of noise about nothing. If you really dont like it then set boot-to-desktop and then the only time you need to see the only thing that has changed (the start screen) is if you need to open an application that isnt pinned to the taskbar

      You make it sound like that scenario is rare - it's not and it's very frustrating.

    7. Re:Well.... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      ...WinKey+Q brings up a nifty search overlay

      No need to press Q in that... just press the Windows key and start typing, just like in 7.

    8. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Really? How often are you launching applications that arent pinned to your taskbar or shortcuts on your desktop? Really how hard is it to go to the start screen and click on an icon or start typing to find what you are wanting to open? It really isnt as a big a deal as some people make it out to be.

      On the mac if i want to open a application i dont have on the dock or as a desktop shortcut i need to launch finder and then select "applications" then scroll the list to find what i want or open launchpad which is like the start screen or do a command+space and start typing which is really the same as on windows 8.

    9. Re:Well.... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      The Win+Q route has the advantage of seeing the desktop while typing.

    10. Re:Well.... by exomondo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or you could buy a chromebook or one of the many android-based laptops (often tablet/laptop convertibles) or there's the dell xps developer editions which comes with linux pre-installed or Lenovo Thinkpads or failing all of that you could get a refund on the windows license if you dont want it as many people have done.

      The only party with an interest in pretending Microsoft is the only game in town for pre-installed systems is Microsoft, there are in fact plenty of other options.

    11. Re:Well.... by aix+tom · · Score: 2

      Well, even if that is just "two hard" in comparison to the "one hard" of using the start menu, I would still choose the option that is less hard. If a new version is worse than the old, then there is no reason to switch in my mind.

      And when I see the user base at our company, which freak out if the icons on their desktop change place, I can say that for at least 75% of that user base "just start typing" is *definitely* "too hard"

    12. Re:Well.... by Luckyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if you're on a mac, it kinda explains why you're so pro win8. MS sticking to 8 rather than rolling back to 7's UI is about the only chance apple has at becoming relevant on desktop outside US.

    13. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apple laptops aren't really any more expensive than typical half-decent Ultrabooks or other models that focus on quality. And the OS X licence is currently free.

    14. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow are you honestly claiming home built machines and linux are an alternative for most people? OS X, iOS and Android I'll grant you. But the average Joe down the street couldn't tell the difference between a RAM module and a hard drive.

    15. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, I bought it and I love it. I torrented it, installed it to test it, installed ClassicShell to give me the start menu, bought it from newegg soon after and it's been wonderful since.

      But noooooooooo, one ditzy little interface and some "elite" user like you thinks that's all there is to everything.

      Goddamn, you suck.

    16. Re:Well.... by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      No, it's just a hilarious commentary, because everyone except few who appear to be either paid to say so, or have a vested interest in windows failing in desktop market say it's horrible.

      And they're not saying it with empty words but with heavy wallets.

    17. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I just rolled back to Win7-64 from 8.1 due to a very interesting error message "System resources running low - please terminate application". I haven't seen anything like that since WinME days and the cause, I was doing a system backup to my external drive and memory was running low - on a system with 16GB.

      Another reason is why in hell my CPU was loaded anywhere's from 15-30 percent all the time with the fucking fan ramping up/down as long as 8.1 was running. Switched back to 7 and that issue fixed plus I've never run out of memory even with virtual memory (page file) disabled.

      Fast Turtle

    18. Re:Well.... by DeSigna · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't speak for the GP, but I don't keep any shortcuts on my desktop and pinned items are a bare minimum of common-use apps (Outlook, Firefox, PowerShell, etc). Having icons sprayed everywhere just feels extremely messy.

      Admittedly, since getting a Mac at home, I have gotten into the habit of just hitting the windows key and searching for what I want (similar to Cmd-Space for Spotlight), which works better in Win8, but I still find the start screen incredibly annoying and inconsistent compared to the simplicity of a Start Menu that I've had for a decade.

      Before that I had a Linux desktop and work machines running WindowMaker, which features a floating start menu :). My disdain for desktop icons and excessive pinning dates from that era.

    19. Re:Well.... by fisted · · Score: 1

      which is essential because the background image is a howto-use-win8-cheat-sheet.

    20. Re: Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. On a Mac you click on the Application icon in the Dock and then start your app.

      Or use Spotlight

      Or use the System menu

      (Or indeed Launchpad)

      But while you can, Finder is the last option you would choose.

      Just admit that you never used a Mac for more than 5 minutes in a mall.

    21. Re:Well.... by SumDog · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is a lot faster. It does look better too and games preform better. It's hardly Vista.

      The start menu think was fucking dumb and they really should released an "official" start menu that works, instead of having to pay $5 for a 3rd party one.

      But other than the Start Menu, Windows 8 is actually just a faster Windows 7. I don't see what everyone is bitching about.

    22. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't do computer contracting work. You deal with the OS compatible with your clients.

    23. Re: Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a Mac you click on the Application icon in the Dock and then start your app.

      On the mac if i want to open a application i dont have on the dock... <- Try reading next time. The dock is the mac equivalent of the windows taskbar.

      Or use Spotlight

      or do a command+space and start typing <- Which is what spotlight is, you didnt know that? hrm. The windows equivalent is hotcorner search or windows+Q

      (Or indeed Launchpad)

      or open launchpad <- Yep mentioned that too.

      But while you can, Finder is the last option you would choose.

      Which is analogous to the window start screen.

      Just admit that you never used a Mac for more than 5 minutes in a mall.

      Just admit you never even comprehended the post. What was your point? Its the same shit on the mac and on windows.

    24. Re:Well.... by JeffAtl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're leaving out the fact that the start screen is full screen. This has been discussed many, many times.

      This isn't a case of people just not wanting change - it's a case of trying to force a square peg (tablet/phone UI) in a round hole (desktop environment).

    25. Re:Well.... by tftp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can't say I'm too bothered with the live tiles on a desktop machine

      There are few enough live tiles and they can be deleted by hand. What you cannot delete by hand[*] is the Start Screen entries that are created by software that you install:

      > dir "C:\Users\tftp\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu" /s
      [...]
      Total Files Listed:
      52 File(s) 77,633 bytes
      77 Dir(s) 395,226,988,544 bytes free
      > dir "C:\ProgramData\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu" /s
      [...]
      Total Files Listed:
      485 File(s) 743,447 bytes
      401 Dir(s) 395,092,660,224 bytes free

      How long will it take you to scroll horizontally through 537 tiles that all look alike?

      [*] You can delete the tiles from the start screen; however you have to do it one by one, and instead of using the DEL button you need to use the right-click and then select from menu at the bottom. It can take quite a while before you figure out what needs to be deleted and then delete it. Worse still, some of that may be still necessary, but there is no backup. It's insane for millions of people to be forced to do such things in this day.

      Windows <8 has this problem taken care of by using hierarchical start menus. MSVC may drop 50 shortcuts into the menu when you install it, but you will never see them until you need one... and if you use it often you can copy it into the next tier of access (Pin to Start, Pin to toolbar, copy to desktop, assign a hot key.) The idea of the Start Screen comes from mobile world where one application has at most one launcher. This is not how it works on a PC - a large application may have tens of sub-components that are all independent applications, and you may need to run them from time to time.

    26. Re:Well.... by exomondo · · Score: 0

      This isn't a case of people just not wanting change - it's a case of trying to force a square peg (tablet/phone UI) in a round hole (desktop environment).

      They fixed that in 8.1. They added a "When i sign in...go to the desktop instead of Start" so you aren't forced to use Start. Primarily I use a Mac but I also have a Windows desktop and laptop and I use them in the same way as I do the Mac. First thing I do when setting up Windows 8.1 is to check that checkbox just like I remove the LaunchPad application from the Dock in OSX, then I work in pretty much the same way on both because both have a Desktop, a Dock, a File Manager and a Search which gives me all the options I need to launch programs (I could use Start and LaunchPad but I personally don't like them, keep that stuff for smartphones).

    27. Re: Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the GP, but as a Mac user who started out on Mac Plus and System 6.0.0, I'm going to have to call BS on your own accusation.

      If an app is not in the Dock, it means I use it so infrequently that I'd often have forgotten the app's very name, making Spotlight worthless. I find the Systems menu too clumsy for the number of applications I have (at least 60), so I never use it. Launchpad's modality drives me crazy, so I don't use it either. So guess what I end up doing--open the Application folder in Finder, and then browse through the folder at my leisure.

      I suspect that many older Mac users do the same--this modus operandi has worked since time immemorial; we see no need to change it now. Now get off our lawn, you pimply-faced runt.

    28. Re:Well.... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      On the mac if i want to open a application...

      Drag the applications folder to the right area of the dock. Congratulations, you have just made a stack.

    29. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just restored my Win7 backup because Win8 caused my Nvidia driver to crash three times within two days. Fuck that. With Win7 I *might* have the graphics driver crash once a month, maximum.

    30. Re:Well.... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Lenovo also sells Windows 7 PCs. I bought one for my parents, though they mostly use Linux Mint now. Ironically, I couldn't figure out how to get my dad's tide chart program running even under XP mode. I had to install Virtualbox.

    31. Re: Well.... by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of simply navigating to C:\Program Files to launch stuff, I would do that in win9x sometimes. This is how I launched games mainly, navigate to D:\games\, pick a game folder and run the .exe (or .bat, or .com). Most games weren't "installed" anyway, either because they were DOS games or because Windows had been reinstalled but no need to reinstall the games. Later I had a quicklaunch with about ten games, the great stuff like CS 1.5, quake 3, AoE 2 etc.

    32. Re:Well.... by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The "noise about nothing" is that Win8 is a solution in desperate search for a problem that turned into a problem in desperate search for a solution.

      Win8 changed something that was useful, and now you tell us about "solutions" that allow us to emulate what we had in the first place, i.e. what was useful to us and what we wanted. We should not have to reach for solutions for problems we should not have.

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    33. Re:Well.... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Pretty much all the time?

      My taskbar is filled with the programs that are open. My desktop is filled with the window of the program I'm currently using. Programs I plan to start are found by clicking that icon in the lower left corner of my screen, clicking on "programs" and then selecting the program I plan to launch.

      Launching a program is a task that happens in a way lower frequency than switching between open applications or using a control in a program I am using. Hence that activity is not one I put on a highly frequented surface.

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    34. Re:Well.... by JeffAtl · · Score: 2

      Nobody cares about what gets shown on sign in. That is the only time that Metro is not an annoyance.

      We're referring to launching apps during a work session.

      It's not clear why a Mac user is lecturing Windows users on the virtues of Windows 8/Metro. It's clear that you don't use Windows for anything significant.

    35. Re:Well.... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Not on Windows 8.1 it doesn't. WinKey+S brings up a much less functional search.

    36. Re: Well.... by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      PS :
      not sure if anyone is reading me but, I've found out I'm doing the same on a Windows 8.1 computer. The start screen is so much shit that to find and run Virtualbox I resorted to going to C:\Program Files. Done. Easier than navigating to "all apps" and finding it in the list.

    37. Re: Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One huge difference is that finder or spotlight doesn't cause you to lose context and doesn't force you to scan trough whole display area searching specific icon. And finder doesn't show any changed data like metro, what whole GUI gets changed based weather, new emails, contacts photos, shared pictures, IM, news and so on. So everytime you open Metro it looks different enough to cause people focus irrelevant information and they don't find what they want so easily.

    38. Re: Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually games doesn't perform faster with Windows 8 when running on same hardware. This by few different gaming magazines and HW test sites.

    39. Re: Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually simply not having to relearn user interface 'improvements' everytime the OS vendor upgrades their OS is more efficient for the users and IT staff who have to field calls from users.
      If Ford changed 'improved' location, size, adjusted functions slightly, Ford would be sued out of business pretty quickly. Granted that there is little motive for most people to upgrade except the OS degradation related to too many apps installed and malware corruption of the OS.

    40. Re:Well.... by exomondo · · Score: 1

      We're referring to launching apps during a work session.

      And if you read my post you would see I don't use Start for that, just like I don't use LaunchPad on my Mac, it isn't that complicated.

      It's not clear why a Mac user is lecturing Windows users on the virtues of Windows 8/Metro.

      1. The concept of a "Mac user" and a "Windows user" is only used by small-minded zealots. You're trying desperately to label me because you don't like my point of view.
      2. I didn't lecture anybody on the "virtues" of Windows 8/Metro.

      You must be replying to the wrong post because nobody could have such a cognitive failure to have put that reply to this post.
      FWIW I use both (well I also use Linux) so I don't see why that makes me a "Mac user" and not a "Windows user" but the point of my post is that I don't need to use Metro and you don't either, you choose to either through ignorance or some self-loathing which you feel gives you justification to complain. Why do you really use Metro?

      It's clear that you don't use Windows for anything significant.

      Your inability to refute the content of the post results in you needing to try to label me and then make stupid baseless assumptions about my usage.

    41. Re:Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...Windows 8 is great...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...people who hate it are stupid...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...All you have to do is install 3rd party software to turn Windows 8 into something else...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...see Windows 8 turned into not Windows 8 is good :-)

      Microsoft fanboys go from "Linux is terrible because you have to type program names in" to "Windows new start menu is great because you just type program names in". Now Windows has an interface that is closer to Chuck E. Cheese than any productive work environment, and the fanboys get stupider because "everyone knows that Chuck E. Cheese is the greatest (those children are crying, screaming and whining because they're HAPPY). Microsoft's new Chuck E. Cheese interface so wonderful, you would have to be stupid to hate it, but if you do, then you can just do a bunch of work to turn it into something it isn't. Then, see how great the product is, when it's something else instead of what you paid for, but you shouldn't change it. You only hate the new Chuck E. Cheese interface because you're too stupid to change and appreciate how wonderful the new interface is."

      Reality:
      1) Since 1997 I've never had to type program names into a properly configured Linux box, and I know that was nothing new when I started using it.

      2) Having to use a search function to find anything in a menu is an indication that something is horribly broken, even if it is the start menu.

      3) My last Linux install required less work of me than it sound like it would take to fix Windows 8. The most difficult part was the 15 seconds of typing to re-initialize my account (I patch .bashrc and related scripts) and bulk import all of my application settings.

      4) If I have to use a 3rd party program to change the entire workflow for an operating system that is HUGE. It is no longer the same user environment once I am done, and I wouldn't call it the same system.

      5) Pinning applications to the task bar in Windows is a horrible replacement for having a separate quick launch menu and task manager. Apple managed to do fairly well in merging the concepts. Microsoft invented creative ways of making me click through extra menus.

      6) I haven't seen a decent start menu replacement, not that I've looked much or that Microsoft ever put together a decent start menu either. The general problem is that, without managing everything myself, all the programs end up in a giant pile and I often have to click on random company names or guess things to type until I find a program that seems to fit a certain category. (Then wait for it to launch, then use it until I figure out what it's for, then maybe start again) The other alternative is that the program is buried somewhere in a list twice as long as the screen.

      I would say it seems that geeks in the tech community have little influence, at least the really intelligent ones. For starters, extremely smart people are rare, and don't make up enough of the vote. I'm sure as a group we could put together a huge list of programs and technologies that got brushed aside when a bunch of businesses standardized on something that was inferior pretty well across the board.

      I don't think it's so much that they want to pretend other options don't exist either, but want to dislodge the bad technologies to stop their infectious spread. For example, I have my computers set to "focus follows mouse" instead of "click to focus" because, even though it's more difficult to learn to deal with, the learning curve pays of very handsomely with increased productivity. However, GNOME3 (since you brought it up) sticks my menu bar at the top of the screen instead of the top of the program, and everything I was doing becomes disrupted if I move my mouse over a program in the background on the way to the menu, since that changes the active program and menu.

    42. Re:Well.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the huge variety of laptop choices without Windows: 3 different rebadged Clevo models with terrible keyboards, and extremely pricy Apple laptops requiring you to pay for an OSX licence.

      Speaking of that, what seems to be happening in the enterprise is that Apple is taking advantage of Microsoft's perceived lack of direction to gain a firmer foothold. Although in the past Apple presence in the enterprise was driven somewhat unsuccessfully from the bottom up, now it's being driven from the top down -- execs with iphones and ipads who want to carry those cool paper thin macbooks, leaving it to IT to find a way to make everything work. And we are, for the most part. This is not the year of Linux on the desktop, but it is the year of more Apple products in meeting rooms. iPads do really well at rendering those cool graphs that execs like so much, and the devices are cool and elegant looking.

      And everything Microsoft does -- Win8.1, Surface 2, just seems to make things worse.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    43. Re:Well.... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      It's not clear why a Mac user is lecturing Windows users on the virtues of Windows 8/Metro.

      It's called trolling.

    44. Re:Well.... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Not on Windows 8.1 it doesn't. WinKey+S brings up a much less functional search.

      And Winkey+S was the key binding in OneNote to take a screen clipping, which was broken in 8.1. Seems Office crowd and Windows crowd didn't talk. Onenote is one of the underrated tools in Office.

  6. Different sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think it's really interesting to compare various sources that attempt to measure these OS/browser market shares, because they're obviously measuring different subsets of the population.

    Steam, for example, puts Windows 8/8.1 at a bit over 20%.
    http://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey

    W3Schools put it around 8%.
    http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_os.asp

    In short, marketshare varies wildly depending on who you ask and none of these do a good job of actually measuring the entire market.

    1. Re:Different sources by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      Steam is gaming machines. Gaming machines are about the only machines that need frequent hardware refreshing. They also generally don't come with anything less than for last couple of years. So steam tells you approximate percentage of gaming machines that got refreshed during the period that win8 was out. It has little to no relevance outside that.

    2. Re:Different sources by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Should say "they don't come with anything less than 8"

  7. Re:High school sports by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are SO politically incorrect. You're not supposed to notice that the retarded kid is retarded, and you should NEVER notice crippled kids! You must be some kind of bigot - my progressive friends say so.

    Oh - wait. I don't have an progressive friends. Forget I said anything.

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    "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
  8. Tell me.... by gaelfx · · Score: 2

    The only percentage regarding Windows that I care about is what percentage of a reasonably priced SSD it will take up. Now, I realize that metric is subjective ("reasonable" being relative), but honestly, that's the worst part of the Windows tax: on a 240GB SSD, the footprint is something like 10%. Am I the only one who feels that's absurd?

    1. Re:Tell me.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who feels that's absurd?

      No, I share that 'absurd' feeling about the amount of disc space that Windows wants for an install.

      In my case with Win 7, it wanted 40GB free space for the install. That's crazy!

      I can install most(if not all) modern GNU/Linux distro's on one of my spare 4GB USB thumbrives, and have a lot of space left.

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    2. Re:Tell me.... by PNutts · · Score: 1

      No considering the drivers and everything else built in. I'd only see that being an issue if you were full up and needed some of that 24GB back. Windows 8.1 system requirements is 16 GB. Did you upgrade and not run a cleanup to delete the previous Windows installation?

    3. Re:Tell me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After a few years a heavily used win7 install might grow to 60-70gb
      My win7 install outgrew its original 40gb SSD.

      Yeah it is pretty ridiculous but that is what you get when the OS just keeps ALL versions of every .net assembly ever installed (in multiple languages).

    4. Re:Tell me.... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > on a 240GB SSD, the footprint is something like 10%. Am I the only one who feels that's absurd?

      That's because Windows 7 ships with idiotic 1972 defaults. I have 16 GB of ram and a 128 GB SSD. Normally Window would waste:

      18 GB C:\Windows (will vary, don't waste time "optimizing" for space)
      16 GB Hibernation hiberfile.sys
      16 GB Virtual Memory pagefile.sys
      ====
      50 GB / 128 GB = 39% !!!

      To get back 32 GB out of 128 GB SSD space which is 25% space (!!) I turn off that unneeded hibernation and VM crap.

      Reclaim VM pagefile.sys
      Start Menu -> Right-Click Computer -> Properties -> Advanced System Settings -> Settings (Performance) -> Advanced Tab -> Change -> Uncheck Automatically manage -> No paging file -> Set -> OK -> Restart your computer

      Reclaim Hibernation hiberfil.sys
      Start Menu -> Type cmd -> Right-Click the cmd Icon -> Run as Administrator -> Type powercfg -h off -> Type exit

      This link provides more tips
      * http://www.guru3d.com/article/...

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  9. Re:Windows Vista users raped by horses by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot, news for fucking bastards, stuff thats fucked up the ass.

    That was the original slogan but then marketing had to get involved....pfffttt marketing.

  10. "The soft bigotry of low expectations" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's probably surpassing Microsoft Bob, too.

    captcha: blowjob. Seriously? wtf!

  11. Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Vista is not that bad. It just needed a couple years of bug fixes. Microsoft did the smart thing by release a new version of windows with cosmetic changes, and a new name, once the bug fixes were in place.

    I think Microsoft is using Windows 8 to force the Windows Phone UI down everyone's throat. Eventually, they will give up.

    1. Re:Vista's not that bad by JeffAtl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think Microsoft is using Windows 8 to force the Windows Phone UI down everyone's throat. Eventually, they will give up.

      Their stubbornness is going to start affecting their enterprise business, so they need to wise up soon. Fortunately, the new CEO comes from the enterprise side so he will likely understand that they're playing with fire.

    2. Re:Vista's not that bad by asmkm22 · · Score: 2

      That is going to depend heavily on who they pick as the new Chairman (it's looking like Gates is on his way out) and how interested the Board is in sticking with the whole "Devices and Services" thing. One thing is for certain: neither the new CEO nor the Chairman will have anywhere near the influence that Gates and Ballmer do, so I could easily see a scenario where the Board kind of runs rough shot over any strong long-term goals in support of trying to become the next Apple.

      Keep in mind that once Gates is gone, pretty much everyone on the Board is the Silicon Valley type of guy, where the whole Devices and Services thing is pretty popular right now. Without Gates, in particular, we'll probably end up with an even less enterprise-friendly set of offerings over the next 15 years. After all, Apple has done just fine by practically abandoning their "pro" consumers, and that's the fruit MS is chasing.

    3. Re:Vista's not that bad by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Windows Vista is not that bad. It just needed a couple years of bug fixes. Microsoft did the smart thing by release a new version of windows with cosmetic changes, and a new name, once the bug fixes were in place.

      I think Microsoft is using Windows 8 to force the Windows Phone UI down everyone's throat. Eventually, they will give up.

      That lie keeps being spread and is somehow truth.

      My 2007 era AMD turion from the Vista era disagrees. Vista is ssssllooooowww and takes several minutes to boot even on a fresh install. It swaps constantly and has 2 gigs of ram. Windows 7 on this ancient machine and it runs fine. Yes that is with the latest service packs too. The indexing service takes 20 minutes to build. Windows 7 a few seconds! network SUCKS. It is unusable in a moderate business environment.

      True an i7 with 4 gigs of ram and a ssd will probably run it ok but these are Windows 7/8 era machines.

    4. Re:Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Right. Because "enterprise" hasn't stuck with XP and all the little warts and moles that it has brought with it for nearly 14 years now... They'll jump ship ASAP because Win7 just won't suit.... Yeah... You keep thinking that.
       
      As short as your post is it's lacking everything but "This is teh year of Linuxxx!!!!!11111!!!!onehunderedeleven!!HERP!!!"

    5. Re:Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's funny. My AMD Athlon X2 2.2 GHz from 2005 runs Vista quite quickly. Here's what I do:

      - Turn off indexing of drives. Stop and disable Windows Search and Superfetch services. Disable Superfetch and Prefetch in the registry.
      - Turn off any other unneeded services. Remove unneeded Windows components.
      - Turn off UAC.
      - Turn off Aero.
      - Disable 8.3 filename support.
      - Disable system restore.

      The machine is a dog until I do the above tweaks. Then it's useable and no HDD thrashing.

    6. Re:Vista's not that bad by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Right. Because "enterprise" hasn't stuck with XP and all the little warts and moles that it has brought with it for nearly 14 years now... They'll jump ship ASAP because Win7 just won't suit.... Yeah... You keep thinking that.

      As short as your post is it's lacking everything but "This is teh year of Linuxxx!!!!!11111!!!!onehunderedeleven!!HERP!!!"

      I'm sorry I'm not parsing this. Some companies are starting to migrate to 7, some are sticking with XP, but I don't know any companies that aren't actually doing Win8 development that have plans to upgrade to Win8. In fact, what I'm seeing is execs driving Apple on the desktop, in the briefcase and in the pocket. My company is over 30% Apple and growing, partly because the execs like the interface and partly due to the perception that Microsoft is currently rudderless and may not have an enterprise-suitable desktop again for years. With 8.1 they've decided to double down, and the next release it looks like they're doubling down again, as if we're somehow going to just get used to having a big blotchy GUI on KVM machines and stop complaining about it.

      I know I know, you always buy Microsoft because of Office. That's not really true anymore either. Enterprise analytics tools, which are more important to execs than Excel, are available on ipad, and just starting to become available on Android, and aren't really supported on Microsoft tablets, except to the extent you can slog through your work using touch equivalents for the motions of a three button mouse, because there is no market for Metro support.

      I just came back from a conference that used to be all Microsoft. This year all the presentations used Mac/Airport, and the great majority of attendees were also on macs or ipads. The whole week I saw one Surface.

      Enterprise will leverage XP and 7 for as long as practical, but they're going to look for other solutions. But I think the linux-on-the-desktop crew will continue to be disappointed, unless Android counts. The point really is that Microsoft's choices are already affecting enterprise business, in ways that will slowly become apparent. Businesses are losing confidence in Microsoft being able to offer a viable business solution. There's no scrabbling to replace currently working solutions, but there is a push towards looking at non-Microsoft solutions going forward. It doesn't mean we're approaching "the year of Linux", that ship has sailed. What it means is that we're approaching the year of not-Microsoft, whatever that turns out to be.

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    7. Re:Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Windows 7 I do not have to tweak anything. It just runs without the instant search functionality removed nor video hardware acceleration with Aereo. It only reconfirms my point that Vista sucks and you might as well stick with XP from that time frame like many sane people did.

    8. Re:Vista's not that bad by JeffAtl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not sure you read or understood my post. I want Microsoft to succeed as I'm a .NET developer. I am worried, however, that this misguided stubbornness with Metro is going to start eroding the stranglehold that Microsoft has enjoyed in the enterprise.

      Whether you want to admit it or not, the Metro interface does not belong on a server.

    9. Re:Vista's not that bad by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 1

      You programmers have to get one clue. Write good code that runs on systems. Your system must not rely on a monopoly and should rely on standards. Your apps should run on a Mac, iPad, Android device, Linux and Windows. VB .NET means you are tied to ONE vendor and your sh!t can break with every OS, version of Office or monthly security update.

      Who cares if Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, Sun, HP, Lenovo, Compaq, DEC, Amiga, ect goes out of business if you write your app to a standard. The standard since the early 90's was a web app and still is.

      Besides if MS throws a lot of horsepower behind Windows on Arm will any of your VB .NET sh!t run on that? Nope...

      Have fun...

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    10. Re:Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standard since the early 90's was a web app

      Speaking of people who need to get a clue...

    11. Re:Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately cross platform is not that easy, and there are so many different types of program that not everything can be shoe-horned into a "web app".

      Some things to consider that are non-trivial to implement as cross-platform or a "web app":

        - Hardware control (switches, valves, stages)
        - Clever software optimised for intense disk usage (backup software, for example, or a database)
        - Anything that does something interesting over a network (VOIP, Torrent, etc...)
        - A use-case that does not have always-on internet: marine navigation, tree sampling in a forest
        - "Intense" 2D, or 3D graphics

      Anyway, that's just to get started.

      I would gladly invest the time required to code to good standards if the cross-platform reward was there. But the reward is not there.

      I would gladly support Java if it wasn't owned by one of the slimiest and scummiest companies around.

      There is a spot here that needs to be filled. Does the fact that it hasn't been filled indicate that it is a much harder task than anyone appreciates? Unfortunately, unlike the void that Linus filled with his Linux kernel back in the day, I don't think we are going to see some "super hero" coding effort to produce the holy grail of a robust cross-platform language. And since it'll be nearly impossible to monetise, I don't see a commercial company doing this out of good will any time soon.

      So...I'm sorry my post has no solutions, I just had to point out to you that "web apps" are good, and they're great for doing what they do well, but they are by no means the solution to this problem.

    12. Re:Vista's not that bad by Boronx · · Score: 1

      8.1 Just isn't that bad. The only problem I've had with it so far is that some of the default drivers for my laptop were crappy. Admittedly, if I didn't know what was going on, this would have made 8 a complete flop.

      The interface itself is OK once you get used to it. I find it somewhat nicer than 7 though not a huge improvement.

    13. Re:Vista's not that bad by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      You are disabling a good amount of quite useful features there.

    14. Re:Vista's not that bad by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      You can quite easily write web apps in VB.NET and many people do. Even more write web apps in C#.NET. C# is an ECMA standard language and the web apps use standards such as HTML, CSS and Javascript. But don't let the facts get in the way of your 15 years out of date holy war.

    15. Re:Vista's not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My gripe against 8.1 is not that it's bad but that it's mediocre. A lot of hollering and screaming to give birth to an OS that is sometimes better than XP and sometimes worse. What a waste.

    16. Re:Vista's not that bad by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You are disabling a good amount of quite useful features there.

      Yeah it doesn't suck like 8 as you need to disable things to get to run like 7, with vista as long as you also disable features also?!

      The thing is MS did no redesigns at all with instant search indexing or when the gpu is busy have the hourglass circle go round or fix the network connection speed and active directory replication issues.

      Vista while tuned a little is still very defective and a terrible OS.

  12. Upgraded from 8 to 7 by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At some point a Microsoft update bricked my wife's laptop (HP Pavillion). Don't know how updating files could mess up the partition table but it did. We'd had enough of 8 so I used a spare license for 7 to upgrade it to 7 Pro. It's still Windoze but at least it's stable and doesn't have the sucky "Metro" (or whatever Microsoft is calling it now) UI.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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    1. Re:Upgraded from 8 to 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and doesn't have the sucky "Metro" (or whatever Microsoft is calling it now) UI.

      It's now called Modern UI. The Metro name was abandoned a long time ago.

    2. Re:Upgraded from 8 to 7 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What's in a name... If you paint shit white it still stinks.

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  13. Sort of by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have no love for Win 8's UI. But Classic Shell to the rescue. My current system has the best of both worlds. Win 7 UI, Win 8 OS under the hood (which does have some nice improvements).

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    1. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have no love for Win 8's UI. But Classic Shell to the rescue. My current system has the best of both worlds. Win 7 UI, Win 8 OS under the hood (which does have some nice improvements).

      We found an easier solution. Press F9 on boot, choose system recovery. After about 40 minutes, we have Windows 7 UI, and Windows 7 OS under the hood. Don't have to mess around with the Windows Marketplace, we don't have to worry about third party tools to make the OS usable, ain't no "hot corners" or "charms bars" and it doesn't go full screen at random frakking times. The Windows 8 Pro box goes back on the shelf until some future update where perhaps Microsoft gets their collective head out of their collective ass.

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    2. Re:Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 8/8.1 under the hood is better than Windows 7 under the hood.

      8.1 allows you to boot directly to desktop, disable the hot corners, go directly to all apps when you press Winkey and use your wallpaper as the background for the start screen. No third party software needed.

    3. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows 8/8.1 under the hood is better than Windows 7 under the hood.

      Under the hood, don't care. The things for which I use a PC are about as far away as one can get from doing OS benchmarks. The only reason I'm not still using XP is because I needed to allocate more than 4 gigs of memory. 7 is fine. There's nothing in 8 that warrants having to screw with it.
       

      8.1 allows you to boot directly to desktop, disable the hot corners, go directly to all apps when you press Winkey and use your wallpaper as the background for the start screen. No third party software needed.

      And sticking with Windows 7 means I don't have to google how to boot directly to desktop or disable hot corners, and I have a real start menu that I don't have to download, install,and configure myself, and I don't ever, ever have to look at that stupid start screen. Bonus.

      I understand, for OS junkies, making 8 behave is a challenge. I just want to get my work done. That is, after all, what PCs are for. The OS is not an application. The OS loads applications.

      Ok, so, I'll tell you what -- if Microsoft makes a version that works exactly like 7 right out of the box, with no registry changes or chasing after obscure check boxes, but is "better under the hood", I might consider it. I upgraded 8.0 to 8.1 on a laptop, and it looked and behaved exactly like 8.0. The only difference was the fake start button that takes you to that stupid start screen. At that point, it was time to do a system restore to 7. And 7 is where I'll stay. There's no reason to upgrade, really, and a lot of reasons not to.

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    4. Re:Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OS is not an application. The OS loads applications.

      which is why it boots to a screen which is simply a grid of application icons, simple.

    5. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      The OS is not an application. The OS loads applications.

      which is why it boots to a screen which is simply a grid of application icons, simple.

      Which is not what the user wants. Simple.

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    6. Re:Sort of by PNutts · · Score: 1, Informative

      Windows 8/8.1 under the hood is better than Windows 7 under the hood.

      I haven't seen that yet. I just rolled back to Windows 7 on a Lenovo x230. Even with Windows 8.1 drivers the NIC sometimes wouldn't work after waking up the laptop. Will drivers make Windows 8 remembered like Vista?

      When Windows 8 came out I tried it and call it, "My eight hours on Windows 8". With 8.1 and StartIsBack it's OK, but I realized I jumped through a few hoops to make it exactly like Windows 7 so why deal with the headaches and removed features (manage wireless networks I'm looking at you), hidden features, and breakages (SkyDrive sync). This time I lasted a month.

    7. Re:Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is not what the user wants. Simple.

      it is exactly what the user wants, a dead simple launcher just like they have on their phones and tablets, they can understand it immediately. failing that you can boot to desktop and work just like you do on a mac with your dock (taskbar), finder (explorer), spotlight option+space (search winkey+q) and launchpad (start screen). or should you have too much difficulty with that you could install a start menu application. or beyond that you could use windows 7 until it goes eol.

      thing is this community is being overrun with people like you who cant fathom the need to change a dialog setting (like boot to desktop) or a registry setting or install a program, this is a community of geeks who find ways around problems rather than just complaining that problems exist. what are you even hoping to achieve? if you are too lazy to search and do simple things to make it work how you want it to then obviously computers arent for you. geeks are the people who would help out those who don't know how to make things work they way they want so if you just throw your arms up exclaiming "too hard" when it means changing something simple then why are you even bothering with this site?

    8. Re:Sort of by JeffAtl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, users don't want a start screen that is full screen and completely obscures the other windows that are loaded. On a desktop it's distracting - especially in a multi-monitor setup.

    9. Re:Sort of by Riceballsan · · Score: 1

      You seem to be under the impression that the community of home PCs listens to slashdot users and follows what the geeks say. If that were the case we really would have the year of the linux desktop, as software developers rush to get their software compatible with linux. Or the common user does not pay attention to the geeks, but rather has a bias towards what is familiar to them and gets in the way the least. win 7, was familiar to the common users, programs opened more or less identically to how they did on windows XP, or if they were unlucky, vista while they had it. The average joe does not pay attention to slash dot banter, or ask the geek down the street or do any research, they walk into best buy, ask the geek squad what he recomends, tests the floor model to see how fast facebook loads on the 1,500 dollar computer they were recomended and consideres that full research. When they do the facebook checking stage, and it isn't identical to what they are used to, they freak out and exclaim how much they hate the new operating system.

    10. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the ACPI driver for my Asus laptop would work with 8.0, but would error out with 8.1. There didn't appear to be a driver on the manufacturer's website that would work. I did not mention it previously because it was not really important, as I had decided that 8.1 was a loser before I realized I had driver problems.

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    11. Re:Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average joe does not pay attention to slash dot banter, or ask the geek down the street or do any research

      then why is average joe complaining on slashdot? he is clearly averse to concept of changing settings or registry keys or installing programs so isnt of the computer-savvy geek variety.

      you see geeks (myself included) very often lament the dumbing down of technology for the general populace, soon it will be nothing but locked devices, curated app stores and inefficient (but familiar) workflows where the ability to customize products out of the box will become a niche. posts like this one show that this no-customization, works-the-same "out of the box" without having to do anything attitude is even becoming common here, average joe is browsing and commenting on slashdot but cant handle having to make even trivial changes to anything.

    12. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of not fathoming it. It's a matter of not caring. Why should I pay money to "upgrade" to an operating system that's a pain to use? How does staying with the OS that works, so that I can get my work done, being lazy? I'm not paid to learn operating systems, I'm paid to do work for which I need an OS that does not get in the way. Windows 8 gets in the way. Of course there are solutions, but there is no benefit to implementing them. At best, after a lot of work and configuring of third party tools, on a desktop or non-touchscreen laptop, Windows 8 is sorta like Windows 7, only stupider. It's far easier to hit F9, do a system restore, and get Windows 7 back.

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    13. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      Well, hang on, I don't see a lot of geeks on Slashdot saying that people should just love Windows 8. I mean, there are a few, but I think that at least some of them are anonymous cowards trying to do damage control for Microsoft. The majority of responders of Windows 8 related threads appear to revile the OS. I agree, the average joe doesn't want something new and different that they have to figure out. The average joe is not a geek, and doesn't research OS settings for fun. But I believe the average joe and the geek who actually uses computers rather than just playing with them, would find some grounds for agreement. The OS should not get in the way of what you're trying to do. Windows 8 does.

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    14. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, this "average joe" mostly uses his PC to manage a bunch of Linux sessions and Adobe content creation tools. The big difference between 8 and all the Windows before it is that 8 is primarily geared towards content consumption -- mindless scraping and poking at garish tiles -- and is a poor fit for content creation. Yes, it's possible to twist Win8 all around and make it useful to developers, but it's not necessary, as Win7 already fulfills that niche.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    15. Re:Sort of by Retron · · Score: 2

      8.1 also has a load of inconsistent mush. Click the volume control - get a Windows 7-style popup. Click the network icon - get a Metro thing pop up. Open Media Player - see Windows 7 shiny style controls. Icons in Explorer are still from Vista (3D, nicely drawn) whereas the window controls were changed to an 80s-style flat look just before release. Except, that is, in MDI programs which still use the Aero Basic theme from Vista. Oh yes, insert a memory stick and you'll be invited to "tap to choose" what to do with it. Very useful on a traditional desktop PC! Adding some code to say "click" instead of "tap" if no touch input is available must have been too hard to do.

      Windows 8 was an utter mess. Windows 8.1 has done little to improve things, it's still a confused bundle of touch, Metro and Vista.

      Hopefully Windows 9 next year will get things back to some sort of consistent, polished feel. Until then, if you're on Windows 7 with a traditional PC/laptop I'd say you're better off just sticking with it. Doubtless there'll be some cheap upgrade offers again when 9 comes out.

    16. Re:Sort of by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      ACPI driver? ACPI does not need a manufacturer-specific driver. You probably mean ACPI WMI driver?

    17. Re:Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We heard the same thing from people like you about Win 7 (I want WinXP), Win XP (I want Windows 2000), and Windows 2000 (Windows NT is good enough). At some point, your just-keep-doing-the-same-things commentary ceases to be useful.

    18. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      We also heard the same thing from people like me about WinME, Windows Vista, and Win8. And we were right.

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    19. Re:Sort of by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ACPI driver? ACPI does not need a manufacturer-specific driver. You probably mean ACPI WMI driver?

      It's possible. I would get an "ACPI error" popup every few minutes. Other than looking around on the ASUS website, I didn't spend much time diagnosing it as I'd already decided to abandon the OS. The error went away when I did a system restore back to Win7.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    20. Re: Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS loads the start screen what allows user to start applications and OS allocate the memory and cpu time for the process... OS doesn't have a GUI/UI

    21. Re:Sort of by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      > Win 8 OS under the hood (which does have some nice improvements)

      List them. Seriously. List them all.

      I've seen this claim many times but nobody has yet to make a compelling valid list. So please, try.

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    22. Re:Sort of by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      It's not a long list and most are pretty marginal. But performance and security are better. Task manager gives useful information. Not enough that I would bother upgrading to Win8. But Classic Shell makes it enough like Windows 7, I'm quite happy not downgrading on a new laptop that has a downgrade rights.

      So if you're looking for a compelling valid list, yeah, there ain't one.

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    23. Re:Sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mindless scraping and poking at garish tiles

      seriously WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Just click the icon that says "Adobe Photoshop" or whatever program you want to open. what is this mindless scraping and poking at tiles? are you a simpleton?

    24. Re:Sort of by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Big props for you speaking truth here. I honestly have run into so many MS shills/fanboys that I am rather shocked and amazed that you are not one of them.

      The only issue I have is that in your OP you list the few "under the hood" upgrades that Win8 has as nice but when pushed have to honestly list them as marginal. Again given your overall honesty I'm not faulting you I'm just saying that there really is nothing "under the hood" of Win8 that outweighs the bullshit that is its UI.

      (BTW, Process Explorer FTW if you want anything better than Task Manager information.)

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    25. Re:Sort of by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      You've got that right. If I had to use the Win 8 interface, I would downgrade in a heartbeat. Well, 40 minutes or whatever the time takes. But a simple utility was all it took to give me the UI I want. Thus, best of both worlds.

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  14. Are we gonna compare every service pack to vista? by js3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aren't windows 8 and 8.1 the same thing?

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  15. Re:That's nice dear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're gonna get used to Beta and you're gonna like it, bitch. You know how we here running Slashdot view your whiny kind? We view you as that stubborn old asshole who can't switch to Mac because you cannot comprehend a "close" button on the left side instead of the right side to which you are accustomed. Stop whining. In time the random redirects will gradually become less random and in favor of Beta, because baby has to be eased into even the most minute and insignificant of changes, lest he throw a fit but come crawling right back to get his News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters.

    Watch, you'll see. And where else would you go? Reddit, that homosexual playground of militant butch-dykes and other Obama lovers? IRC, where people are orders of magnitude more intelligent and informed than you are, where you would be kicked in an instant after the first few sentences you post? Being reduced to an unnoticeable afterthought in the comment sections of Wired, ZDnet, or ArsTechnica? Without us you'd be reduced to shitposting and low karma on some arcane StackExchange website.

    Shhhh, it's gonna be allright. It hurts at first, like those big scary shots mama told the doctor to give you, but you'll become better and stronger through your inevitable embrace of Beta. Trust us.

    -- Samzenpus

  16. MS, needs to change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't feel like spending anymore on MS products like $99-$200 for windows 8.1(nice performance but too little to late) single license when I have windows 7 that runs perfectly fine and as well as linux on other machines. Metro vs old start menu? Metro, you can pin and rearrange as many applications or other objects as you want, unlike with the old windows 7 start menu where adding applications to the favorites is limited. The majority of metro apps are junk. Sorry this isn't the 1990's or early 2000's anymore where MS gets to charge users hundreds of dollars for windows and office suits.

    If they get rid of Gates, I hope these MS idiots bring down the prices so individual builders like myself can afford more than 1 license for windows or office. This is why linux is becoming attractive it does not burn through your wallet.

  17. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by SeaFox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly, if you ignore the Metro interface, Windows 7 and 8 are the same thing. Except 8 performs better. Get rid of the tablet interface and everyone would want to move to 8.

  18. The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're being too kind on the Slashdot beta by just calling it "annoying". It's much, much worse than that. It's pure and total shit.

    Every single aspect of it is flawed in one way or another. It wastes space. The font sizing is disproportionate. The text color and background color do not contrast enough. The layout is confusing. The story images are way too big and pointless. The discussion threads are far more difficult to read. It's harder to post comments. It feels a lot slower than the existing site.

    The Slashdot beta is a failed software project in every single sense. The only sensible thing for Slashdot to do is cancel the project, throw away the code, apologize profusely to us for subjecting us to it randomly for at least a month now, and then never again do something as utterly stupid.

    Of course, I don't think that'll happen. I suspect we'll see the beta site replace the existing site at some point soon, and it'll be a Digg v4-style disaster. The few remaining valuable users will flee, and Slashdot will wither more than it already has these past few years. It will be forever remembered as yet another casualty of a hipster-inspired "Web 2.0" design shitfest gone wrong, up there with Digg, GNOME 3 and Windows 8.

    1. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      Agree on all points. A cheap Wordpress ripoff is in no way an improvement. In a world of a million look-alike websites, why put yourself in that group?

    2. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Be fair.

      Shit has never lied to me so I would comment about shit lying to me. So your metaphor falls apart right there.

    3. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      And real slashdotters aren't the same target audience those websites serve.

      For example here's why the Beta sucks for "real slashdotters"- it hides user IDs. Real slashdot nerds are not afraid of numbers, we're not afraid of extra info, in fact we often thrive on extra info. I've noticed enough imposters around on Slashdot so we need those numbers to more easily tell them apart. Beta also hides times and dates, and other stuff.

      We're slashdotters. What's useless noise to normal people might be location coordinates being transmitted at 1200 baud 7O1 Bell 202 to us. If they trying to turn Slashdot into a tech site for people who can't handle extra info, I might as well go to other websites that do it much better.

      So every time Slashdot shows me the beta version, I just go do something else. If it stays the same crappy Beta I will just have to go away for longer. I might end up more productive ;).

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    4. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      You're being too kind on the Slashdot beta by just calling it "annoying". It's much, much worse than that. It's pure and total shit.

      Excuse me, why do you go to that beta.slashdot.org site at all? I saw it once when it was announced and I never went there again. I'm logged in and I don't get the javascript-heavy design either. For me the slashdot looks almost the same as it looked 15 years ago (1, 2. Perhaps with rounded corners on story titles.

    5. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People not logged in have had to jump through hoops to avoid beta. At first it was redirecting (server side) which you could fix with a firefox extension to stop redirects or by deleting the pertinent cookie. I'm not sure how or if they are still shuttling people there. Likely, they feel more entitled to put ACs there or something.

      As to you logging in, that is you just agreeing to be another corporation's bitch:
      http://slashdotmedia.com/terms...

    6. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by the way, it requires Javascript. Using Noscript? It will dump you back into Classic and not let you post.

      This alone makes it a massive fail.

    7. Re:The Slashdot beta isn't annoying. It's shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And wouldn't you fucking know it, the next day the fuckers put me on beta....

      Fuck you assholes. DIAF.

  19. Can be translated into: by Dega704 · · Score: 2

    Windows 8 SP1 passes Windows Vista in market share.

    1. Re:Can be translated into: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Service packs installed on top of the existing OS. Windows 8.1 is installed as a complete upgrade to 8.0. The download of 3.5 GB leads to an installation experience that is painful and very slow. Bring real service packs back. This complete reinstall bullshit sucks.

  20. And in other news... by Ignacio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kicks in the ass are more popular than punches in the face.

    1. Re:And in other news... by OhANameWhatName · · Score: 1

      Yet people keep coming back for more.

    2. Re:And in other news... by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 1

      With Windows Vista 8.1 Microsoft is handing out Nut Punches.... and they are free this time. ;-)

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  21. Windows 8 woes by volvox_voxel · · Score: 0

    I bought a laptop, only to find that my development tools (FPGA's) were stable under windows 7, but were buggy under windows 8. I went through all the hassle or removing windows 8 to install windows 7 (you have to dig somewhere in windows 8 to "unlock the bios", reformat the drive for a different file type, etc) , only to find out that I couldn't get all the windows 7 drivers. Even basic stuff like the ethernet did not work. I had not experienced to what extent a new PC was non functional after installing the OS. I had to restore it back to windows 8, and buy a different laptop with windows 7 installed.

    As a long term windows user, I've needed to dual boot Linux for my recent development work (running linux on an embedded target), and have been impressed by the experience. You get a working word-processor, a spreadsheet, and power-point that can open up microsoft stuff...One of my biggest hassles developing on windows is dealing with USB drivers and JTAG tools..The experience is much easier in linux, where it's easier to undo if you get yourself into trouble with the wrong driver.

    1. Re:Windows 8 woes by Jaime2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      (you have to dig somewhere in windows 8 to "unlock the bios", reformat the drive for a different file type, etc)

      That's not Microsoft's doing, the hardware vendor shipped the computer with Secure Boot enabled, which Windows 8 supports, but 7 does not. You can't blame them for enabling a new feature. If it's hard to go back, the hardware vendor wrote the user interface, not Microsoft, so put the blame where it belongs.

      ... only to find out that I couldn't get all the windows 7 drivers. Even basic stuff like the ethernet did not work. I had not experienced to what extent a new PC was non functional after installing the OS. I had to restore it back to windows 8, and buy a different laptop with windows 7 installed.

      Once again, the hardware vendor was the one that decided not to distribute Windows 7 drivers. I've found many cases where the driver actually works with Windows 7, but the installer is specifically coded to refuse to run on 7. It's more of the hardware vendor trying to reduce its expenses by not training tech support staff on more than one operating system than an actual flaw with Windows.

    2. Re:Windows 8 woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You aren't alone. A company I consult for ordered about 50 Win8 laptops to replace some of the old XP ones, and IT was quite startled to find out that absolutely NONE of the server stuff would connect to the new laptops. They did the exact same thing, rolling it back to the version of 7 they currently use, and there were new problems added on top of the sparse fixing of Outlook, Excel, etc.

      Luckily they could get a complete refund on the whole stack, so they're sticking with their Win7 laptops for now. Just strange how such similar software and have such sporadic and random problems.

    3. Re:Windows 8 woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Microsoft has always been a very strong proponent of secure boot. You're arguing against the chicken in chicken-and-the-egg, when in fact Microsoft has its fingerprints all over both.

    4. Re:Windows 8 woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hardware vendors did that because Microsoft certification required them to. It is Microsoft's doing.

    5. Re:Windows 8 woes by sjames · · Score: 1

      Linux manages most of the time even though practically no vendor ships the drivers.

    6. Re:Windows 8 woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a clean install of Windows 7 didn't work either, then they don't know what the hell they're doing. (And if they didn't do a clean install, I question their sanity---nevermind their competence.)

      Windows 8 might not be a good call for their environment, but they definitely have other problems.

  22. Where can us /. veterans seek refuge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's getting to the point where many of us will need to become refugees due to the piece-of-shit Slashdot Beta site being forced on us randomly. But where will we flee?

    Reddit is, as you satirically point out, one of the most intolerant, inhospitable web sites around. It's infested with the craziest of left-wingers, and I say this as somebody who leans toward the left.

    Digg is totally dead these days, not that it was particularly good when it did have users.

    Hacker News suffers from the same type of totalitarianism and group-think that reddit suffers from. Either you toe the line, suck up to pg, or you're "hellbanned".

    Phoronix, maybe? LOL, of course not, what the fuck was I thinking?!

    Lobsters? Jesus Christ, they don't even allow people to sign up! This invite-only bullshit reeks of hipsterism. They want the site to remain semi-"obscure" so that the limp-dicked hipsters who are there can feel like they have mighty cocks. I suppose a one-inch cock does look comparatively big when the next biggest cock is a mere 1.5 inches in length.

    Kuro5hin was always just a weird, weird place, infested with weird, weird people.

    It'll be a sad day when the Slashdot Beta site replaces this bastardized version of the classic site. All traces of what made Slashdot a decent site will be lost at that point, and it's not like there's even a good alternative these days.

    1. Re:Where can us /. veterans seek refuge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook.

      (I hear that's where the old farts hang out.)

  23. Re:California becomes water efficient by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    In case of win8, they probably just torrented 7 to install on it.

  24. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if you ignore the Metro interface, Windows 7 and 8 are the same thing.

    If you ignore the Metro interface, and the desktop, and the apps, Windows 7 and 8 are the same thing.

    I've seen a ton of people complaining about the new Office interface, for example, because it's apparently all been 'flattened' to look as crap as Windows 8 does.

  25. Amusing by chuckugly · · Score: 0

    I note with amusement that the market share of Windows 8.x is about the same as the Macintosh, and unlike the Apple OS, rising steadily. Where are the posts calling OSX irrelevant on the desktop? *snicker*

    1. Re: Amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The largest pile of turd attracts the most flies.

      Cheap horrible shit always seems to win. See : VHS Beta/Video2000, Win Mac, Android iOS, etc.

    2. Re: Amusing by Your+Average+Joe · · Score: 0

      cheap users, like the wino that buys bottles of that lightening sh!t my dad would call the $2 bottle of liquor.

      I had a lady I used to work with asked for computer advice, her son wanted a laptop. She said she bought it and it came with the latest Windows OS and she hated it. She asked if I could help her out. I asked her what exactly her son asked for, she said a Mac. I told her that if she bought a mac he would be happy and she would not be trying to get free help. I suggested she call MS or tech support and if that did not work she had 14 days to return it. In the end she just kept it and both her and her son were not happy. Some people really are ignorant and want others to spoon feed them.

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  26. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't windows 8 and 8.1 the same thing?

    yes. Both evil. Eeeevil.

    MermaidManEvil.jpg

  27. Windows 8.1 is shit and.... by mendax · · Score: 1, Troll

    ... here's why.

    Two weeks ago after I upgraded to 8.1 I found that I could not copy multi-GB files to a flash drive. The copy would start the copy process but very soon afterward it the transfer rate would get slower and slower and eventually hit 0 and stay there. Eventually, the OS would stop it with some stupid error. Rebooting in safe mode and trying again allows the copy to be completed but you'd never know it because the graphical display showing the copy STILL shows it stalling although the LED on the flash drive continues to indicate that it's being written to. Eventually, the graphical display will catch up with what is being copied and it appears that half a gigabyte was copied to the drive in a couple seconds.

    How in the name of hell did 8.1 ever get passed QA with such an obvious bug? Has Windows gotten so huge and clunky and full of bloat that even the code for a simple file copy is riddled with bugs?

    Suffice it to say, I don't use that machine very often except when I have to use Windows.

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    1. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and.... by redmid17 · · Score: 2

      Might be just your machine. I've used several different flash drives to copy multi-GB images on Windows 8.

    2. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and.... by mendax · · Score: 1

      Might be just your machine. I've used several different flash drives to copy multi-GB images on Windows 8.

      It worked before the upgrade to 8.1.

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    3. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen no such problems with Windows 8.1 on my netbooky-tablet thing.

      Are you sure that wasn't a 17 MB file and that your Pentium Pro 200 didn't wildly outperform it?

      I smell a troll.

    4. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and.... by redmid17 · · Score: 1

      Still works on my 8.1

    5. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been annoying bugs. I was bitten with many until the latest update roll-up. They are still building a reliable system from my viewpoint, although the 8.1 update did solve some horrifying smiley face of death (SFoD) bugs with the 8.

  28. Windows XP does all you need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in 12 processes and services.

    Windows 8 out of the box over 200!

    No wonder XP is on the rise!

    1. Re:Windows XP does all you need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called (A) modularity, (B) separation of privilege, and (C) new features. Welcome to 2014.

      When did Slashdot become a place where technical complexity is bad?

  29. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Aren't windows 8 and 8.1 the same thing?

    Right. Windows 8 is for people who haven't yet figured out the cabalistic hand gestures necessary to invoke Windows Marketplace and do the free upgrade. It's really the same OS.

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  30. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and....;please check memory by volvox_voxel · · Score: 1

    Please check that your memory is not corrupt. You might have a real hardware problem. I've had a number of cases where I had bad ram, e.g. doing a memcheck at boot failed. It's amazing that the OS could run at all in these cases, but it did. Installing new applications and moving big files were problematic, but everything else worked . -Joe

  31. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by LookIntoTheFuture · · Score: 1

    ...8 performs better.

    I have found this to be true on several PCs. Particularly video. In my experience (and it pains me to say this), it's just so silky smooth compared to 7. The way they tried to cobble together the ModernUI and desktop was a HUGE fail though. Ever try to copy and paste the username and password for a VPN connection? I haven't tried with 8.1 but in 8, it couldn't be done. You could paste the username, but when you tried to copy the password, the stupid thing would slide off the screen. Bring it up again and the username field would be blank. NERD RAGE!

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  32. Since apple users are asses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no wonder they get kicked some much.

  33. surpassing the number of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 legged one eyed pole dancers?
    intelligent gerbils?
    US presidents capable of calculating the square root of 4?
    US government staff able to locate Austria on a map?

  34. Re:Windows 8.1 is shit and....;please check memory by mendax · · Score: 1

    Please check that your memory is not corrupt. You might have a real hardware problem. I've had a number of cases where I had bad ram, e.g. doing a memcheck at boot failed. It's amazing that the OS could run at all in these cases, but it did. Installing new applications and moving big files were problematic, but everything else worked .

    I'll check the memory but I doubt that's the problem. The laptop is a year old and only rarely gets used. It's asleep most of the time.

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  35. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    If you ignore the Metro interface, and the desktop, and the apps, Windows 7 and 8 are the same thing.

    The apps only run on the Metro side, so I consider the "apps" and Metro one and the same. Easily ignorable. There are no "killer apps" that are only available through Microsoft's stupid store (except the 8.1 updater, which doesn't require a Microsoft Store account to download).

    The Desktop is pretty close except the lack of a Start menu. Add Classic Shell and it's back to business as usual if you don't want to just pin all your programs to the Taskbar like I do. I have Classic Shell installed but don't really need it generally.

    I've seen a ton of people complaining about the new Office interface, for example, because it's apparently all been 'flattened' to look as crap as Windows 8 does.

    You can run older non-flattened and even non-ribbon interface versions of Microsoft Office on Windows 8 fine.

  36. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

    Windows 8.1 features an update that allows bypassing the metro screen (the bit everyone complains about). In simple terms, It's the "fixed" version of Windows 8.

  37. Re:Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here was your chance to buy and upgrade to Windows 8.1...!

  38. Re:Gambas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gambas is like visual basic .net but open source...!

  39. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by unixisc · · Score: 1

    If Windows 8 had the Aero interface of 7, then 8 would be better than 7, due to its kernel, which is even closer to microkernel than ever was.

  40. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

    What I can't get over is how Office 2013 was released with the ribbon tab names in all CAPS. It looks like crap.

  41. Star Trek? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    Why is Windows like Star Trek people only seem to like alternate versions?

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  42. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got rid of the Metro interface. I bought and installed an OEM version of Windows 7. Microsoft has gone to the "Star Trek movie" release model... every other release sucks. Windows ME begat Windows XP, Vista begat Windows 7, and Windows 8 will begat the future relevancy of Microsoft.

  43. confusing interface by Max_W · · Score: 1

    I do not like 8.1. Probably they are trying to innovate but the result is a confusing jerky interface.

  44. Re:Philip Seymour Hoffman is DEAD by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Can't mod him offtopic, after all we're talking things that are dead and buried...

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  45. Re:High school sports by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Nope. THAT would actually be funny.

    This is just pathetic. It's like the retard laughing over the cripple.

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  46. Re:High school sports by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I had progressive friends.

    Then I noticed that they're just retards.

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  47. Windows 8 is shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8 is shit. End of discussion.

  48. Happy to learn Solitaire 8.1 has arrived. by ajyand · · Score: 1

    After all, having blasted hours playing solitaire on XP daily, I had no trouble accepting Windows 8 interface. I hope Windows 9 will look more like mindsweeper (typo intended).

  49. Re: Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, second that. I've been in IT for years and have built systems from the ground up (including routers), but today I much prefer to buy systems pre-built including OS with drivers all set to go. When one isn't paying a premium but looking for low cost (that runs common Windows software) that does the job, it is *very* hard to find a Windows system that is not running Windows 8.x. For the last few home system purchases I've been involved with I've gone for purchasing refurbished systems as they are easier to get loaded with Windows 7 for a decent price.

  50. Very Surprizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are actually people running Vista!?!?!?

  51. Mantle is AMD GCN on Windows only by SD-Arcadia · · Score: 1

    "it works on AMD and Nvidia cards, it works on any OS since it's handled by the drivers"

    Where do you get that crazy claim?

    Mantle currently only works with AMD GCN (Graphics Core Next) cards, those are the 7000 and later series. And even then the older 7xxx's don't even get the full benefits at the moment (work in progress apparently). What makes you think Mantle will ever work with Nvidia (or Intel for that matter) GPU's when they don't even work with most of AMD's cards? The vague claims in the AMD presentation slides from two months ago?

    And what's even more bold is your claim that it works "on any OS". Where do you get that? Who is working on OSX or Linux support, where's the news of an ETA, state of progress etc? And then there is the whole issue that game engines need to support this and currently we only have the Frostbite 3 engine that does that. And are games built on Frostbite 3 going to be interested in porting to non-Windows OS's ?

    This whole Mantle is a long shot, designed to tide AMD over by reducing CPU-load on games until AMD can come up with a decent CPU architecture again. It is probably going to from "too niche" to "already obsolete" over the course of the next 3 years and become another Glide. It is not going to kill Windows.

    Only OpenGL, with its proper OPENness from the get go, meaning support on all GPU's on all OS's since its inception has a chance of ever unseating DirectX.

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    1. Re:Mantle is AMD GCN on Windows only by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      You do know AMD told Nvidia that they can use mantle if they want. That is the major difference between it and Glide.

  52. It's all a matter of perspective by whizbang77045 · · Score: 1

    Joe Stalin passes Hitler in popularity.

  53. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    If you ignore the Metro interface, and the desktop, and the apps, Windows 7 and 8 are the same thing.

    Hey, can I also ignore the API, and put Linux on the list too?

  54. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they'll fix their accessability bug that blocks me I'd only then agree with it.

  55. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by hey! · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. Windows 8 introduced a lot of questionable UI changes, but I can live with them because Win8 is stable and responsive, and those are the properties that matter the most to me. After all these years I'm used to vendors making stupid changes to their UIs; it's just an unfortunate fact of life and complaining about it pretty obviously doesn't stop vendors from doing it. So I have decided: a UI doesn't have to be *good*, as long as it is *predictable*.

    That said, if I had to *support users* on Windows 8, I'd hate it with a passion. Most users don't adapt readily to UI changes.

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  56. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by Pubstar · · Score: 1

    There is still no start menu though.

  57. In All Honesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is dead to me and has been for many years. OS X, too. I dislike the "openness" that modern iterations of OSes have pushed. I plan on sticking with commerical-free Linux distros that are not following the crowd of what's popular now. I don't want or need any social/shopping/you-name-it integration in my OS. I need the ability to get online and add what I want to my system, thank you. I so dislike the notion that software vendors think we are all social people who cannot wait to use these sheeple tools. Debian or Slackware respect this outlook. Ubuntu went off the hook when it included a shopping lens. Really? Make money another way. I feel the same way about online ads. Bad business model. Sell something or offer something for a fee, don't track me. Several years ago I started using some pretty draconian tactics to never see ads, ban trackers, web beacons, etc. I haven't seen an ad for years. And before the flamers flame, I pay for the Internet services I use. I pay for my email service and others.

  58. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > You can run older non-flattened and even non-ribbon interface versions of Microsoft Office on Windows 8 fine.

    He's right. As an experiment I ran Office 2000 on Win8, worked fine.

    I disagree, though, that the Desktop is "pretty close except for the lack of a Start menu". It wasn't just that. Common things were in a different place, weren't grouped together properly and/or needed a memorized cabalistic gesture to make available. As many have said, Win8 lacks greatly in "conveyance". It's not apparent what are clickable objects and what are unclickable labels. These issues did not all go away with 8.1, nor does Classic Shell fix anything except the addition of a walking menu (which must be configured by the user).

    But you can slog through all of this and maybe get work done, but why would you? We're told repeatedly that Windows 8 is better internally than 7, faster stronger better etc etc. And I'm sure that's true -- but the differences to the user, if any, are subtle, and aren't really enough motivation to deal with all the other issues. Especially for users without sysadmin experience.

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  59. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > That said, if I had to *support users* on Windows 8, I'd hate it with a passion. Most users don't adapt readily to UI changes.

    Which is why in it's current form Win8 is pretty much dead to the enterprise.

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  60. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    Problem is, that 8.1 is being marketed as a new OS. It's not a service pack. Technically it may be even less than a service pack in changes.

  61. Re:Are we gonna compare every service pack to vist by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    I disagree, though, that the Desktop is "pretty close except for the lack of a Start menu". It wasn't just that. Common things were in a different place, weren't grouped together properly and/or needed a memorized cabalistic gesture to make available. As many have said, Win8 lacks greatly in "conveyance". It's not apparent what are clickable objects and what are unclickable labels. These issues did not all go away with 8.1, nor does Classic Shell fix anything except the addition of a walking menu (which must be configured by the user).

    Classic Shell has pre-configured setups where you can simply select if you want a Luna (XP) type Start menu, a Vista-theme one, or a Windows 7 inspired menu. The user doesn't have to build their own Start menu item-for-item (in fact, that option is hidden in the "show all settings" mode). Classic Shell's installer also has the option of installing additional items that make changes to Windows Explorer and IE, so it's more than just a Start menu.

    Is this better than Windows 7? No, obviously not.

    But there's not reason to act like one must find those vendors still offering Windows 7 PCs, or that getting a Windows 8 machine is dooming a user to Microsoft-account enabled, Metro crApp usability nightmare. Having the PC boot to Desktop and just pinning all your most used programs for the taskbar really is a fine solution when you stop and think about what Joe Sixpack actually uses his computer for nowadays:

      1. Web Browser -- wow, we just covered 80% of his uses right here - Facebook, Email, Netflix, Amazon, eBay, Craigslist, Pogo, etc, etc, etc
      2. Email Client -- for if he still uses his ISP account or has a work email address.
      3. Office (maybe, for work)

    That's it! We're looking at maybe a half-dozen programs to pin at the most (if we pin the Office apps individually). Even a laptop with a 1366x768 screen will give you enough Taskbar for that. We already have Windows Explorer down there for accessing files. We can still add a video player or a digital camera app, but we're pretty much done. Besides teaching he user how to shut off the computer from the Charms menu, what do we need a Start menu for?