Yeah, I view porn, so what? Everybody views porn or has viewed porn before, so nobody can condemn you for it without being a hypocrite themselves.
Well, that's the beauty of being a hypocrite. You can grudgingly (or better, tearfully) admit to having "strayed" or "slipped" and you have of course been forgiven... anyone else who does it is going to hell, preferably via jail if that can be arranged. Not only do they not care about being a hypocrite, it is in fact a cornerstone of their existence.
The ones that scare me are guys that do not (appear to) engage in any vice whatsoever... I shudder to think what is inside their heads.
I keep putting in "penis" because I think that's a hard one... But I keep getting an error message saying "Penis is too short"... Who comes up with these rules, my ex-wife?
Funny. But the "TV" of the day was the cheap thrill stories that could be bought or traded, and that meant reading.
Also kids got their ass whipped for fucking off or behaving like morons. Even in the depression era, my Dad went to a one room school for the first 6 grades. If you messed around they punished you then and there in front of the whole class... that meant every kid in town, basically. And then when you got home the real punishment began... because the whole town knew you had embarrassed your family.
The end result was you payed attention and studied. If you really didn't want to be schooled then there was work waiting for you, not pay (the parents get the pay), just work, until you run away, become an adult and move out, or finish school. My Dad ran away at 15.
Why? Well, many guys can drive one handed... keeping one hand at 10 and one hand at oh, oh, oh... Of course if you get in a crash the air bag burns on your pecker would be a bitch.
...sueing your neighbour because he refuses to paint his house green claiming that 'the wavelength of light emitted by his house...
Oh crap, did those asshats that got Pluto demoted get their hands on the EM spectrum? It's OK if a house emits 530 nm radiation but once it's under 400 nm we can't talk about it...
Joke, Dude.
Although I did prevent someone from painting their house ultraviolet, so some good has come of all this...
Well, if you're going to that expense I'd go with infrared because it gives you that warm feeling when you come home... Use caution when applying the paint, you don't want to go to the dermatologist with "french fry face".
This is just one step away from sueing your neighbour because he refuses to paint his house green claiming that 'the wavelength of light emitted by his house is caussing me severe pain'
Oh, real nice. These nutballs have enough fucked up ideas without you tossing color specific photophobia into the mix.
Just kidding, I'm sure no one would be stupid enough to claim that a certain frequency of light caused them physical problems, unless of course it really did...
Thanks for the technical help but... I really hate it when people take a perfectly weak joke post and then try to make it sensible by adding some bit of erudition or a fact or two. It ruins whatever humorous implications that were originally present, minimal though they be.
In summary let me just say this one thing:
WHOOSH !
But that's part of the beauty of/.! I once joked about China CHANGING THE EARTH'S ORBIT by having all it's citizens jump off of chairs at the same exact moment... And someone posted the math to show that there was no chance of that happening. It still brings a tear to my eye to recall the massive whoosh... it was just like the air that would be displaced by 1.4 billion people jumping off chairs at the same moment (**fingers crossed, waiting hopefully**).
Now if I could just use the laptop for all of my TV's other functions I'd be pretty happy.
If you don't mind experimenting, this looks like it might be an interesting way to get a Windows system to control any IR device... but I have not tried it. http://www.usbuirt.com/
Is your organization run by two college kids and an IIS server?
I agree. I'm not sure about the sending of a sperm sample as adequate proof of my sex... But at least they collected my credit card information so the could refund the shipping!
My Asus also has the Realtek 7.1 setup. I like being able to split front and rear inputs or outputs for separate playback and/or record. In the past I have not been a big fan of Realtek but this unit has been very nice for an on-board. The only thing I currently use Line In for is recording cell calls via a dual 3.5 (1/8") to single 2.5 (3/32") splitter, a wired hands free, and an adapted cord. Yes, it's legal in my state (as long as ONE party of the conversation is aware of the recording) and I don't need to do it often... but it is handy.
Oh, I used to use the line in for recording sound from my Magnetbox TV.
It's always the "disgruntled ex-employee" that gets the headlines. Why oh why do we never hear of all the good being done by the many gruntled people of the workforce?
Well for one thing it's going to be easy for everyone to do car analogies! Then there's the whole "non-existent data security in the retail market" aspect. Next up is the question, is this a service accessible from the web? Oh also, how can I tell/find out if one of these boxes is wired into my new car? There seems to be plenty of geek mileage available, more so for anyone that's ever been late with a car payment...
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Does a bobbear shit in the woods?
I'm not sure. But if you're a scammer he will happily pee in your revenue stream...
Yeah, I view porn, so what? Everybody views porn or has viewed porn before, so nobody can condemn you for it without being a hypocrite themselves.
Well, that's the beauty of being a hypocrite. You can grudgingly (or better, tearfully) admit to having "strayed" or "slipped" and you have of course been forgiven... anyone else who does it is going to hell, preferably via jail if that can be arranged. Not only do they not care about being a hypocrite, it is in fact a cornerstone of their existence.
The ones that scare me are guys that do not (appear to) engage in any vice whatsoever... I shudder to think what is inside their heads.
"You're grumpy" *beep* OOOh...Sick burn!
"You're grumpy" *beep*, and NOW 50% off due to the smoldering tissue!
I keep putting in "penis" because I think that's a hard one...
But I keep getting an error message saying "Penis is too short"...
Who comes up with these rules, my ex-wife?
Nope. Also a bit dyslexic and way too trusting of my spell check.
payed != paid
but Firefox likes 'em both because of the "payed out a line" usage I guess.
Also, TV was a lot less popular then.
Funny. But the "TV" of the day was the cheap thrill stories that could be bought or traded, and that meant reading.
Also kids got their ass whipped for fucking off or behaving like morons. Even in the depression era, my Dad went to a one room school for the first 6 grades. If you messed around they punished you then and there in front of the whole class... that meant every kid in town, basically. And then when you got home the real punishment began... because the whole town knew you had embarrassed your family.
The end result was you payed attention and studied. If you really didn't want to be schooled then there was work waiting for you, not pay (the parents get the pay), just work, until you run away, become an adult and move out, or finish school. My Dad ran away at 15.
Why? Well, many guys can drive one handed... keeping one hand at 10 and one hand at oh, oh, oh... Of course if you get in a crash the air bag burns on your pecker would be a bitch.
Do you smell fresh cracklins?
You likey sparky spanky?
...sueing your neighbour because he refuses to paint his house green claiming that 'the wavelength of light emitted by his house...
Oh crap, did those asshats that got Pluto demoted get their hands on the EM spectrum? It's OK if a house emits 530 nm radiation but once it's under 400 nm we can't talk about it...
Joke, Dude.
Although I did prevent someone from painting their house ultraviolet, so some good has come of all this...
Well, if you're going to that expense I'd go with infrared because it gives you that warm feeling when you come home... Use caution when applying the paint, you don't want to go to the dermatologist with "french fry face".
This is just one step away from sueing your neighbour because he refuses to paint his house green claiming that 'the wavelength of light emitted by his house is caussing me severe pain'
Oh, real nice. These nutballs have enough fucked up ideas without you tossing color specific photophobia into the mix.
Just kidding, I'm sure no one would be stupid enough to claim that a certain frequency of light caused them physical problems, unless of course it really did...
Well, technically once it's hacked it "turns on you"...
Typical slashdot comment I suppose? Don't RTFA and post assumptions? I dunno :)
Or slightly on topic weak jokes, don't forget those!
Oh, All your lights are belong to us!
Wow, almost forgot that...
Thanks for the technical help but ... I really hate it when people take a perfectly weak joke post and then try to make it sensible by adding some bit of erudition or a fact or two. It ruins whatever humorous implications that were originally present, minimal though they be.
In summary let me just say this one thing:
WHOOSH !
But that's part of the beauty of /.!
I once joked about China CHANGING THE EARTH'S ORBIT by having all it's citizens jump off of chairs at the same exact moment... And someone posted the math to show that there was no chance of that happening.
It still brings a tear to my eye to recall the massive whoosh... it was just like the air that would be displaced by 1.4 billion people jumping off chairs at the same moment (**fingers crossed, waiting hopefully**).
Now if I could just use the laptop for all of my TV's other functions I'd be pretty happy.
If you don't mind experimenting, this looks like it might be an interesting way to get a Windows system to control any IR device... but I have not tried it. http://www.usbuirt.com/
"...Its five-year mission: to explore strange new orifices, to seek out new life and new nookie, to boldly cum where no man has cum before."
Is your organization run by two college kids and an IIS server?
I agree. I'm not sure about the sending of a sperm sample as adequate proof of my sex... But at least they collected my credit card information so the could refund the shipping!
My Asus also has the Realtek 7.1 setup. I like being able to split front and rear inputs or outputs for separate playback and/or record. In the past I have not been a big fan of Realtek but this unit has been very nice for an on-board. The only thing I currently use Line In for is recording cell calls via a dual 3.5 (1/8") to single 2.5 (3/32") splitter, a wired hands free, and an adapted cord. Yes, it's legal in my state (as long as ONE party of the conversation is aware of the recording) and I don't need to do it often... but it is handy.
Oh, I used to use the line in for recording sound from my Magnetbox TV.
If you didn't fix the problem but the smell went away then it's time to go outside and enjoy a lower toxin level for awhile.
It's a typo. Think Anal La Cysts...
Well, that's what they get for commingling their music on the album "The Walrus of Love".
Jeez, EVERYBODY knows you shouldn't cross the streams...
But can it produce enough electricity to power a small radio that plays the music used to create the vibrations necessary to produce the electricity?
Only if you are willing to listen to Barry White all the time...
You'll never find,
another vibe like mine,
to shake those crystals,
the way I do...
It's always the "disgruntled ex-employee" that gets the headlines. Why oh why do we never hear of all the good being done by the many gruntled people of the workforce?
this makes front page of slashdot, why?
Well for one thing it's going to be easy for everyone to do car analogies! Then there's the whole "non-existent data security in the retail market" aspect. Next up is the question, is this a service accessible from the web? Oh also, how can I tell/find out if one of these boxes is wired into my new car? There seems to be plenty of geek mileage available, more so for anyone that's ever been late with a car payment...