"Am I the only one around here that read each god damn book at least ten times?" Probably yes. Most people around here will remember the iptables man page after reading it a mere 3 times.
No, if you get the contract it wont get done either, since you'll spend the next ten years in meetings for 120h per week, while your flunkies try to figure out what the hell they are supposed to do and then it will get cancelled at a cost of 10 billion. The Pentagon never learns and their never ending meetings management process never changes.
No, the pictures and linked crap and not requested and doesn't get sent to you. Using Adblock and Noscript is the only way to browse the web over a dial-up modem. If you were correct, then browsing with a modem would be impossible.
Sinofsky was fired for making a mess of Win8 just like the bloke who got fired for making the mess that was Vista. We'll probably be stuck with Win7 for the next 15 years and will have to keep 64 bit Win7 running in compatibility mode on 512 bit processors well into mid century.
I'm Canadian eh. Global warming means that one can farm the tundra in Canada and Russia and will enable the planet to sustain a few billion more people. It is generally a good thing.
Don't worry, once the planet warmed up sufficiently so that ferns are growing everywhere, they will capture said carbon into a coal seam and the CO2 problem will be fixed in a couple 100 million years or so.
Good. If only because each new US president considers it his sacred duty to wage war against some unfortunate small country in order to get his name into the history books. So we are spared one more war for the next few years.
If it can only contract once, then it won't be very useful.
He sez: Homeland security be disbanded. CIA an FBI are cool froods and shoulda be funded.
"Am I the only one around here that read each god damn book at least ten times?" Probably yes. Most people around here will remember the iptables man page after reading it a mere 3 times.
No, if you get the contract it wont get done either, since you'll spend the next ten years in meetings for 120h per week, while your flunkies try to figure out what the hell they are supposed to do and then it will get cancelled at a cost of 10 billion. The Pentagon never learns and their never ending meetings management process never changes.
Welcome to circa 1970.
How will you ever hit a usage limit on 1 Mbps?
Satellite service should be available too, from multiple providers.
No, the pictures and linked crap and not requested and doesn't get sent to you. Using Adblock and Noscript is the only way to browse the web over a dial-up modem. If you were correct, then browsing with a modem would be impossible.
What is this Twitter/Facebook everyone is yammering about?
Doesn't matter what MS wants - computer store staff are already telling people to stick with Win7.
Sinofsky was fired for making a mess of Win8 just like the bloke who got fired for making the mess that was Vista. We'll probably be stuck with Win7 for the next 15 years and will have to keep 64 bit Win7 running in compatibility mode on 512 bit processors well into mid century.
So, I take it that you would prefer descriptive names like Edlin, Excel, Outlook or Lotus123?
Yup, that is one of the reasons why the sky is blue. The ozone likes to settle in a layer up there.
I'm Canadian eh. Global warming means that one can farm the tundra in Canada and Russia and will enable the planet to sustain a few billion more people. It is generally a good thing.
It seems that fascism is alive and well in Kent. Do they have a statue of Franco, Mussolini or Hitler in the central square?
Nope, it is global cooling you got to be afraid of now. Global warming is passe: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/09/peat_ice_age_coming_only_co2_can_save_us/
Oh, no, hell will freeze over after all: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/09/peat_ice_age_coming_only_co2_can_save_us/
Yeah, well, no, fine. My BS detector smelled a rat.
Since 29998 were used only to access Facebook this wasn't a big problem. The problem was the 2 used to access Slashdot...
Don't worry, the next ice age will freeze up the ocean and stop the hurricanes: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/09/peat_ice_age_coming_only_co2_can_save_us/
Don't worry, once the planet warmed up sufficiently so that ferns are growing everywhere, they will capture said carbon into a coal seam and the CO2 problem will be fixed in a couple 100 million years or so.
You have my condolences. I also have a dead Tosh in a closet. Won't ever buy one again.
More than that. The implication is that that something wonderful happened 5 billion years ago when their god created himself from nothing.
You mean: Sorry to bother you, eh.
Good. If only because each new US president considers it his sacred duty to wage war against some unfortunate small country in order to get his name into the history books. So we are spared one more war for the next few years.