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  1. Re:Don't tell Chef but on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 0

    This little post? Hell, those crazies will probably try to sue /. for this whole thread.

  2. Re:Ironic statement on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 0

    Yes! GW can continue his practice of clubbing baby seals.

  3. Re:Cool on Fidel Castro Resigns · · Score: 0

    Theo? Is that you? Are you still sore about your DARPA deal flopping?

  4. Re:XXX domain names. on 'Porn King' Says Google Should Block Porn Access · · Score: 0

    Right. When I leave my teenage kids alone for any length of time, I take the AC adapter to my router with me. There - 100% effective parenting.

  5. Oil from ancient trees? on Titan's Organics Surpass Oil Reserves on Earth · · Score: 0

    Obviously, Titan had vast forests of trees that are now petroleum [chuckle]. I think this proves that oil is a naturally occurring substance on planets and we will never really run out.

  6. I hope... on The $54 Million Laptop · · Score: 0

    ...she gets 54 Million and 1 cent.

  7. Oh, Oh, quick show of hands! on Writers Strike Officially Over · · Score: 0

    Ok, who gives a fuck? Anyone? Ok, one hand in the back there. Thank you, sir - you may sit down.

  8. Re:Ethics is eithics on Ethics In IT · · Score: 0

    True, but still, I was required to take an ethics class (Computer Ethics) before graduating. It's sometimes just a good idea to remind people to be good.

  9. Re:And in other news on Birds Give a Lesson to Plane Designers · · Score: 0

    Absolutely Freakin Hilarious! Please mod +googol funny.

  10. Wait a second... on Birds Give a Lesson to Plane Designers · · Score: 0

    Weren't birds the ORIGINAL inspiration for flight, which means that we have ALWAYS looked to "birds and bats for insights" in aerospace engineering? This fact makes this article outdated by centuries. There is sooo nothing to see here - move along.

  11. Re:Missing tag. on Birds Give a Lesson to Plane Designers · · Score: 0

    The A-4 can't do Mach 2, you insensitive clod.

  12. The only way to save them... on 10K Filing Suggests Grim Outlook for SCO · · Score: 0

    Not that anyone wants to save them, but the only way they could save themselves is to open source SCO Unix. Not that they'll do this, or anything.

  13. Like a father will actually turn in his daughter. on RIAA Drops Case, Should Have Sued Someone Else · · Score: 0

    These people are fucking insane. I would have done the same thing and not "tattled" on my daughter. Yeah, let's turn family member against family member. These people need to be taken out back "behind the woodshed" for a "talk".

  14. It MUST be said... on Artificial Bases Added to DNA · · Score: 0

    All your artificial bases are belong to US!

  15. ...and one more on We Know Who's Behind Storm Worm · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, cybercrime protects YOU!

  16. Re:Bunch a Dr. Phil level junk on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 0

    Silence! I KEEL you!
    Watch the whole thing - HILARIOUS!

  17. Catapults - not energy weapons on World's Most Powerful Rail Gun Delivered to US Navy · · Score: 0

    I thought that the Navy was getting away from the steam catapults and going to rail guns. Maybe this isn't an energy weapon application, after all.

  18. Re:Before you panic on 'Safe Ebola' Created for Research · · Score: 0

    I didn't RTFA, but can someone remind me why we're even messing with this shit?

  19. Re:flip? on Origami Plane to Fly From the Int. Space Station · · Score: 0

    Right, because, you know, all this "space" stuff is hokey illusion filmed in a Hollywood basement.

  20. Re:flip? on Origami Plane to Fly From the Int. Space Station · · Score: 0

    I think he meant "How do you get a paper airplane to withstand Mach anything?".

  21. Re:Mental Malfunction on Bobby Fischer Is Dead At 64 · · Score: 0

    I took a "History of Math" course as part of my math minor, and you wouldn't believe how many of our great math minds wound up in the looney bin, killing themselves or just disappearing. Even Newton had several nervous breakdowns where he would hole up in his house for a year at a time. I guess this is a common side effect of a naturally overclocked brain.

  22. Re:Hung like a... on Green Light for Human/Animal Hybrids · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah. Sign me up for the human-compatible (hung like a...) appendage transplant.

  23. Either way... on NASA Wants Fast Moonbuggies and Solid Lunar Lander · · Score: 0

    The buggy MUST have a jack for the astronaut's iPod! Oh, and a GPS. Oh, and rims - big 20 inchers.

  24. Re:I can remember... on Last Sky Commuter For Sale On eBay · · Score: 0

    He might be referring to initial military pilot qualifications. Maybe not.

  25. Re:Food Nerd Alert on Scientists Examine Dinosaur Skin · · Score: 0

    Enough of this! I'm starving and it's near lunch time, you insensitive clod.