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  1. Re:Why the Canadian border? on Aerial Drones To Help Cops In Miami · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yep. Canada is a livable place. Mexico - not so much.

  2. Re:Not quite the same on Someday You'll Hate Apple (And Google Too) · · Score: 0

    Well, you know that they say, "Behind every great fortune is a great crime.". I wonder what Apple and Google's crimes were?

  3. Re:Call me a cook if you want ... on Discussion of Internet Addiction as Mental Illness Resurfaces · · Score: 0

    Amen, brother RocketScientist.

  4. Re:slashdotted on Wikileaks Airs Scientology Black Ops · · Score: 0

    Jail, as in Gitmo, which is a good place for scientologists.

  5. Re:Untrue on Casino Insider Tells (Almost) All About Security · · Score: 0

    I just love Vegas. Period. And their slogan isn't 100% true. It should read: "What happens in Vegas ALMOST ALWAYS stays in Vegas."

  6. Re:Is a user lying? - Use the 2 Second Rule! on The Dirty Jobs of IT · · Score: 0

    This applies to the wife, too, by the way.

    Q) Hunny, are you sleeping around?

    Tic, tock, tick, tock.. BZZZZT

    A) No, baby, I'm not. Why?

    Lying beyotch! (don't ask me how I know)

  7. Re:#0 dirtiest IT job on The Dirty Jobs of IT · · Score: 0

    Actually, I've hacked into your system and put my resume in /home/cowboyneal/Desktop/resumes.

  8. Re:Left out Multi-Level Marketing on The Dirty Jobs of IT · · Score: 0

    It wasn't Mona Vie, was it?

  9. Re:Which method? on Should Scientists Date People Who Believe Astrology? · · Score: 0

    Exactly! Your tolerance to her beliefs is directly proportional to how hot she is. This isn't rocket science.

  10. Face what? on Facebook Interviewer Heckled at Web Conference · · Score: 0

    What is this Face thingy site you're talking about, and why should this kid be an alleged billionaire because of it? I think kids should go outside and play as opposed to killing (as in killing) their time on WASTEbook and myWaste. Whatever.

  11. Re:Global Warming Correlated with Pirate Number on Cat Ownership Correlated With Heart Health · · Score: 0

    I don't need to shoot the mother in law - she'll die of a heart attack soon enough. She smokes, drinks, works 20 hours/day (because her current husband put her in mucho debt), is 100lbs overweight and does NOT have a cat!

  12. Re:You don't have to be Kreskin on FreeBSD 7.0 Bests Linux In SMP Performance · · Score: 1

    Dude - the "BSD is dying" thing is an old joke. Get with it!

  13. Scientology on eBay Battles Power Sellers · · Score: 0

    I ended the account that I had for years when I heard about the scientology connection. I urge everyone to do the same. I feel sorry for those who make a living using them.

  14. RIP, Gary on D&D Co-Creator Gary Gygax Has Passed Away · · Score: 0

    But I have to admit, I never did get D&D. I played two games, but it seemed like a waste of time - no offense.

  15. Re:I mean... on More Spacecraft Velocity Anomalies · · Score: 0

    Right. Exit only.

  16. Show of hands? on Sony Says Eee PC Signals "Race To the Bottom" · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, quick show of hands of those who feel sorry for Sony. One guy wayyy in the back. You can put your hand down, sir. Thanks.

  17. Re:I mean... on More Spacecraft Velocity Anomalies · · Score: 0

    Analsymetrical == gaysymetrical ??

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

  18. Re:Prediction: on New Wave of Fusion and Robot Innovation at MIT · · Score: 0

    Doctor Octavius did it, why can't we?

  19. Re:How it ends does not matter so much on University of San Francisco Law Clinic Joins Fight Against RIAA · · Score: 0

    If I had mods... Yes, this new conscience is creeping, like a thief in the night, toward a better world.

  20. Re:Why?!? on German Court Abolishes German Snooping Law · · Score: 0

    Are you talking about the US or Germany? I see the parallels to the US.

  21. Luke! on Giant Sheets Of Dark Matter Detected · · Score: 0

    ...come to the Dark Matter Side.

  22. Re:And what if not? on EU Fines Microsoft $1.3 Billion · · Score: 0

    Surely, surely, surely you're not saying that Microsoft products are the BMWs of the technology industry??

  23. Re:Sooo... on Antidepressants Work No Better Than a Placebo · · Score: 0

    "Was"? Still is.

  24. Re:My guess is... on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 0

    Speaking of which, I'm closing my account. Thanks for the reminder.

  25. Re:Don't tell Chef but on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 0

    I think you're wrong on one point: it's funny when they get their asses kicked in the street and then urinated upon. That's frickin hilarious!