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  1. Rapture light! on Volcano Erupts In Iceland · · Score: 1

    More great taste. Much less filling! *And* you don't have to listen to those annoying proselytizers.

  2. So what you're telling me is... on A New Approach To Reducing Spam: Go After Credit Processors · · Score: 1

    that if I want to profit from spam with no risk, then I should open a credit-card processing center in lower Buttfukkistan. Hmm... Interesting idea.

  3. Re:Because what could be more important... on RIAA-Backed Warrantless Search Bill In California · · Score: 1

    Arrrrrhhh. Ye may have a point, matey!

  4. Because what could be more important... on RIAA-Backed Warrantless Search Bill In California · · Score: 4, Informative

    than suppressing music and movie piracy? Those individual rights ideas in the constitution that we inherited from the Magna Carta just make that soooooo... difficult.

    Excuse me, I have to go wipe up some of that sarcasm that's dripping on the floor here.

  5. Industry standard interface design... (i.e. dumb) on Google Is Serious, Chrome 13 Hides URL Bar · · Score: 1

    Direct understandable interfaces changed to obfuscated, hidden, over-engineered nonsense. Is Google now taking its cues from the MIcrosoft Office interface design team?

  6. "Wisdom" of crowds easily subverted on Social Influence and the Wisdom of Crowd Effect · · Score: 2

    The most common way is for crowd members to transmit and receive most information from each other, instead of all doing their own research. This tends to amplify distortion (Remember the "telephone" game from your childhood). When intra-crowd communication is minimized, the crowd again becomes accurate.

    This principle can be demonstrated by blogs that repeat stories from blogs that repeat stories from blogs.... Copy and paste, oddly enough, serves to minimize some of the distortion effects, however, additional commentary that accretes around the original story with each telling inevitably creates more distortion.

    Another distortion is the "Fox News" effect, where erroneous information is repeated endlessly to a large portion of the crowd. Repeated enough times, this method too distorts the information picture by adding single-source bias. FYI, this happens with all MSM media outlets. Fox News is just the most obvious example.

    So the wisdom of crowds exists and is useful, but the internet has provided a friction free means by which it can be distorted and become useless, or worse.

  7. OK... on Syrians Using Donkeys Instead of DSL After Gov't Shuts Down Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    What ass thought up that idea? C'mon. Don't be stubborn, just tell us.

  8. If you don't relocate this to the neighbor's van, on Battle Brews Over FBI's Warrantless GPS Tracking · · Score: 1

    standard household 120v AC, hooked to each antenna for a few seconds should modify the unit to the desired operating status.

    The neighbor's van solution *is* funnier, however, although placing it in the middle of a raw sewage processing facility, a rural outhouse or a porn theatre has some appeal.

  9. Why distrust the media? Well, there's this: on The Internet's New Alternate Reality · · Score: 1

    Most major media outlets in the USA are owned by 6 companies...
    http://www.freepress.net/ownership/chart/main?gclid=CMz5vrT5y6gCFchJ2godnlqPrw

    and the boards of directors of these 6 media companies are also the boards of directors on most of the other major companies in the USA...
    http://www.progressiveliving.org/mass_media_and_politics.htm

    So you're going to get the news that a bunch of wealthy people want you to hear. Period. End of story. You want reality? Stick with the blogs until those too are corrupted.

  10. Well, let's see a device that can.... on Why Users Don't Trust Mobile Apps · · Score: 1

    1) Report your location
    2) Perform any financial transaction
    3) Scan UPC and other computer codes
    4) Has a camera, sometimes front and back
    5) Can pick up sound and conversation

    and... (Drumroll please) report all this back to a central authority anonymously. The ghost of Stalin must be green with envy. And the best thing is, the people actually pay for this themselves!

    What next, a site that compiles all personal information of all suspected subversives, er, "friends" and the people those "friends" are connected to?

    No, wait...

  11. If I pay extra... on Pepsi Creates a Social Network Vending Machine · · Score: 1

    can I get the machine to withhold soda from someone? Better yet, can I get the machine to travel to a friend's house and steal their soda? I'd pay extra for that!

  12. And thus is capitalism foiled on Why Science Is a Lousy Career Choice · · Score: 1

    Not that engineers, developers and IT folk aren't relatively well compensated, but it doesn't compare with what a lawyer or a manager can pull down. Those in power (executive management, lawyers, politicians), have the power to control their own salaries. Those in engineering, not so much. Inevitably, this leads to the dysfunctional parasitism that has infected the current economy of the USA.

    It's all about the money honey.

  13. That's what Skynet would *like* you to think.... on Amazon Denies Skynet's Involvement In AWS Outage · · Score: 1

    Me, I'm heading for the bunker.

  14. And thus the gullible managers who ignored IT... on Amazon Outage Shows Limits of Failover 'Zones' · · Score: 2

    and only heard, "Cloud, cloud, cloud! It's new and shiny and cheaper than those annoying internal IT guys so I get a bonus!" learn to pay the stupidity tax.

    Next up, learning just how *much* of your cloud data has been stolen and resold by those trustworthy souls in China and India.

    Cheers!

  15. This future averted by Bill Gates... on Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack · · Score: 1

    ...a cyborg from the future, his task was to so muck up the computing ecosystem that significant progress in AI or any other field of computation was nearly impossible.

    Too bad he didn't get a more convincing disguise.

  16. Outsourcing is an inherent security problem... on Is Your Antivirus Made By the Chinese Government? · · Score: 2

    ...and always has been. You get software coded in India, who then themselves outsource to Pakistan, Vietnam, etc. and they put in backdoors. You get chips made in China and they put in backdoors or transmitter capability. You give financial information to India or the Phillipines and they can hold it hostage for either money or political concessions. Only a damn fool, a politician, or an executive focused on this quarter's bonus is dim enough to think otherwise.

  17. Too little. Too late. on Google Invests In World's Largest Solar Power Tower Plant · · Score: 2

    Liquid hydrocarbon depletion will outrun all our attempts to replace the 160 exajoules that oil adds to the world's energy supply each year.

    At least they're trying though. That's more than I can say for the USA federal government.

  18. Re:A Tablet? Really? on 92,000 LEGO Robots To Take Over Peruvian Schools Alongside OLPC · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Why back when I was a boy, we didn't have no fancy-dancy-tablety-touchy-feely-screens for our inputs. No Sir! We used a GENU-WINE IBM keyboard weighing in at about 40 pounds and made of good honest American gunmetal steel. When if finally wore out you could use is as a boat anchor or sell it for scrap for a pretty penny. Yes, that's the way it was, AND WE LIKED IT.........!

  19. They have tiny robots? on Smithsonian Gets Tiny Robots · · Score: 1

    I think they have a cream for that now. Ask a physician.

  20. Won't someone think of the calves! on Chinese Scientists Make Cow Producing Human-Like Milk · · Score: 1

    Without natural cow's milk, they'll be moooving on to greener pastures.

  21. When the internet is outlawed... on Vatican Warns That Internet Promotes Satanism · · Score: 2

    Only Satanists will have internet.

    Wow, that really doesn't work does it?

  22. Old Russian Joke on Congressman Wants YouTube Video Covered Up · · Score: 2

    Of course, you can criticize the party....once.

    Welcome to the new conservative USSA, now with exciting new political correctness!

  23. Nonsense! on 12-Year-Old Rewrites Einstein's Theory of Relativity · · Score: 4, Funny

    He doesn't even have his deriver's license yet!

  24. expensify...dickhead bigots? on Expensify CEO On 'Why We Won't Hire .NET Developers' · · Score: 1

    A framework and language are a means to an end. Having a religious or emotional attachment to either is sheer stupidity.

  25. Re:Since time can exist in a 1, 2 or 3 space... on Was the Early Universe 2 Dimensional Spacetime? · · Score: 1

    I think the "up-down" property is more generally defined as "supporting continuous interval values along a discrete coordinate system", but yes, I think you're basically correct.